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EX contacts me and asks if we can talk, DUBS decide what to say next

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EX contacts me and asks if we can talk, DUBS decide what to say next
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You know, I've really missed you. Sincerely.

Can we try and start over?
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update
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only if you show me your ass, right now.
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Send nudes
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bump
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>>700891032
I miss you, im sorry lets just start over. Keep my stuff
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send nudes
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tell her to lick ur toes
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tits first, then we can talk.
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>>700891202
Reroll
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sure, just don't forget all my progeria porn vhs tapes
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>>700891032
Sure dude
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tell her that you want to eat ass
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>>700891032
only if we can fuck one more time
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show me your ass or nah
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Ask for nudes
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sends nudes or gtfo
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>>700891020
Reroll
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>>700891373
Roll
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let me lick ur shit after u shit on my chest
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>>700891202
roll
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send me a video of you saying sorry and flashing your tits and ill think about it
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I miss you
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say, 'i want to get back together'
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rawlin again (send nudes)
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>>700891202
Rerollll
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>>700891422
winrar
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>>700891032
I still love you
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>>700891477
This nigga got it
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>>700891422
oh shit nigga winrar
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>>700891477
Checked

GUYS WHAT IF WE FIX HIS RELATIONSHIP
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>>700891477
lel.
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"can i eat your ass tn"
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>>700891477
winrar
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>>700891422
Do it OP
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>>700891422
>>700891477
total judgement call op
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>>700891202
reroll
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send me a video of you flashing your tits
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she replied "what?"
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>>700891477
Winrar
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>>700891422
shes probably a bitch anyway

Get your shit and get away from her
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Please.... lets stay together and work this out
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>>700891202
This
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>>700891032
OP, do you not want any of the shit you left back? At all?
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>>700891588
FUCKIN WASTED
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Do you like onions? I like onions for their layers, I hope we can agree
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>>700891681
you know what, bitch. i miss it when you shit on my chest
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>>700891749
it was only a bruins sweater and a shitty tank top
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let me bite ur pubes off
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>>700891711
got it
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>>700891777
no avoiding this shit
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>>700891777
ouchy
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YOU CAN KEEP MY STUFF IF I CAN KEEP YOU (not in caps)
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Send nudes already
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>>700891711
Winrar
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Keep my shit bitch
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OK HOLD UP
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>>700891777
>>700891777
I'm fucking dying

send it pussy
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>>700891777
Please God deliver
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>>700891777
winrar
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>>700891890
There are no brakes on this get train. Try to keep up.
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nudes?
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lol sorry that was my friend, send me a video of you flashing your tits real quick, or fuck off.
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>>700891681
That would be funny if that's her unspoken fetish or some weird....shit..
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Dicks out for harambe u little shit snorter
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>>700892000
winrar!!!!!!
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"We can get back together but you have to bring back Harambe"
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>>700891777
Reroll
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>>700892000
>>700891777
the trips are getting increasingly savage
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>>700892000
Winrar
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OP SEND PIC OF HER BEFORE WE PROCEED NEED TO KNOW WHAT WE ARE WORKING WITH HERE
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remember at new years when we had dinner with your parents... and then you shit on my chest... lets get back together babe i miss you
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here it comes
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>>700892110
what do u mean reroll? its trips
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>>700892099
AND CHECK EM
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Can you call your dad? I miss having gay alpaca orgies with him
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>>700892148
there have been like 20 gets since then
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Shits out for Harambe
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>>700892000
cmon op, im up.
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>>700892148
What a fuckin boss.
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>>700892148
Lmao im just playing but really i miss you.
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rip
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>>700892266
Make that 21
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>>700892000
This
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Really, why cant we just get back together
We can fuck daily and ill be your slave, my goddess *tips fedora*
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>>700892330

fucking harambe
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>>700892330
i appreciate the rewording of the gets so u dont just sound autistic

roll for >>700892302
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>>700892330
"yeah but seriously i dont need that shit. Trash it for all I care.
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>>700892148
Come over and ill let you tear my ass up with my new strapon
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yeh okay can u send nudes
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this is gold
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>>700892445
Reroll
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>>700892302
Roll
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I'm sorry babe I put a thread on 4chan telling me what to say to avoid having to deal with the pain of talking to you because I miss you very much and want tom get back together if possible but I'm not sure you will and I'm honestly just scared and I felt my heart drop when you texted and I love you still keep my stuff while you think about it please
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>>700892633
lol got it
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>>700892635
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i fucking hate niggers vote trump 2016 sieg heil fuck kikes too
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dont rage at me i need her to respond first
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cut the bullshit come to my place and i'll fuck you real good
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>>700892712
Roll damn
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>>700892712
Do this
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yeah but do you know I hate niggers? Gas the kikes race war now 1488 sieg heil lincoln is a cunt nuke sandniggers
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I secretly loved niggers this entire time, I love it when a pack of those watermelon loving cop shooters would rape me and I could tongue punch their fart boxes
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i hate niggers
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>>700892810
roll
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>>700892817
SHit nigga dis tho
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Fuck niggers and rape children Maga trump 2016 build the wall
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>>700892877

gross
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>>700892877
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>>700892877
WINRAR
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It my fault it's over I just really thought your grandma would be more discrete
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also a little info, shes 18, jew, ugly, quads get noodz, really offended by racist and homophobic things, has daddy issues. squeals when i put half my cock in
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I want u put my fist so deep into ur pussy so deep until it starts to feel like ur giving birth
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While Im tongue kissing my brother I imagine he's you sometimes.
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>>700892931
Dude lets actually set up op were the faggots not him
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>>700893092
i'll roll for nudes my good sir
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>>700890877
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>>700892635
This is a weird sensation. I actually feel bad for her but I'm also laughing and want it to carry on
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post pic of her op
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Hitler did literally nothing wrong. Jewish bankers were working from within Poland/Germany to try to stir up trouble, I hope we finish the job soon. Vote Trump 2016 !
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>>700893110
FuCk
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>>700893092
rolllll
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>>700893244
CHECKEM NIGGA
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pls respond
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time for text i guess, this is old texts she sent me. lol IM ALPHA AND HEARTLESS
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I want to see this mutant sloth whore
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>>700890877
Niggers tongue my anus
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>>700893092
Holy shit that makes
This>>700892877
Even better
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>>700893350
>clothes
you sound poor anon
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>>700893350
aww :( i didnt think this would be a feels thread, OP
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pic of yor ex op plz
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Send Nudes pls
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>>700893244
CHECKED
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>>700893350
let me guess, cheated on u?

my ex pulled the same stunt, deaded that bitch real quick
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Babe, i like to suck big veiny dick
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>>700893451
im stacked thats why she wanted me

>>700893360
incoming
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Show pics of her OP
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Don't mind me, just mining for quads
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Motivate the thread with a picture op don't be a faggot now
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sloth on the right thats her
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>>700893350
Tell her you want to fuck her in the ass
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>>700893599
Fat ugly whore k-mart blue light special lookin ass
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>>700893244
WINRAR
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>>700892877
You better deliver OP
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>>700893599
BOTH OF THEM ARE ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
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>>700893599
You done fucked up.
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Stop this bullshit. We both know we want to fuck each other, I'm on my way over
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>>700893725
Roll
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>>700893350
Need backstory OP. why did the relationship end. I dont know weither to white knight or shitpost.
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do i go back to text now?


also roll for nudes
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Stop this bullshit. We both know we want to fuck each other, I'm on my way over
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>>700893244
OP YOU FAGGOT CUNT NUGGET
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>>700893854
nudes pls hahahahahahaha xDDD
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>>700893854
OP, we dont want nudes of that
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>>700893854
roll for full dump
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>>700893862
Re roll
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Quads mining is an honest days work, I tell ya
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>>700893956
rerool
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Stop this bullshit. We both know we want to fuck each other, I'm on my way over
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Rollll
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>>700893843
she was being an annoying bitch and yelled at me all of vacation, got her back by fucking some random girl in the dominican. also she even yelled at my on my B-Day. pretty sure she cheated on me with her nigger gay friend
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I would be downt to fuck as long as you're ok with African needle hornets being injected into your anus
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>>700894030
rerawlin 4 fun
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>>700893854
dump all
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Maybe this time
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4 dem nudez
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But all jokes aside, I'm still in love with you and I want to start again.
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>>700893599
Hey anon.
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Get on with the nudes already. Someone get quads
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Roll tits are tits man
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>>700894101
lelorring
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>>700893244
Op you cuck do it
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>>700894136
Nice shirt /b/ro
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>>700894177
Fuck. Just dubs
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This will be quads
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look i get you want to talk, and seeing you again would just make us go crazy and do something even crazier. lets just settle this right now, i love you. i love you so damn much when is the best time i can see you my love?
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Ah screw it, I'm just gonna watch porn and jack off, best of luck on the quads, gents
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>>700893854
post all
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>>700894136
not me im alpha dog
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>>700893854
I'd give her a 6. Also rolling for n00dz
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nudes
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I just wanna play monopoly
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>>700894293
rolladope
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>>700893854
gonna keep rolling for dump til i get it
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>>700892877
Im expecting a fresh delivery OP
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I'm a Winrar
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>>700894300
...winrar?
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tell her she can live in your basement
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check it
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>>700894293
Too much
>>700893244
This could work tho
AND IT HAS DUBS YOU CUCK OP
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>>700894388
>>700894399
winrar!

Nudes and Texts!
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Op deliver at least 1 nude
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I just want nudes. I'm tired let's wrap this up
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She could be worse her feed is cringe worthy
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>>700890877
shes a little yung, dontcha think mate.
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Put the nudes OP dont be a dick
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quads get
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>>700894446
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>>700894136
Looks like you dun fucked up, anon
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>>700894067
Nice. Keep up the abundance mentality.
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>>700892877
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tell her the 4chan thing was a joke
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>>700894671
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>>700894671
top fucking kek
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i love when they shove their kfc in my asshole
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>>700894446
What the fuck are you doing OP?
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Nudessss
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I have he c by the way so good luck getting a liver transplant, your days are winding down
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>>700894293
>>700894388
>>700894476
do not deny my dubs.
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>>700894399
>>700894671
where the nudes at op?
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Rolling for quads, even though probably not gonna get
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>>700894669
what do u mean.
>>700894563
shes 19
>>700894508
very
>>700894631
thats not me illl post my pic afterwards
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>>700893350

>I hate myself for keep texting u about this

Notice her choice of words here - she's upset that she can't get over him, not that she fucked everything up.

Jesus Christ she's narcissistic. OP, way to go, detaching yourself from this wench.
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>>700894671
Holy shit my sides
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>>700894446
Almost quad
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>>700893854
Fucj
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>>700893350
Dat ego tho.
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>>700894955
WINRAR I think he means hep C though
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Just post nudes already
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>>700894445
SO FUCKLING CLOSE TO QUADS
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>>700895008
>>700894399
Quit ignoring my dubs faggot
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Listen alright, I've been feeling suicidal recently. My lack in relationships and the warm touch of another woman has made me lonely to the point that words could not express. I was hoping to attempt once more to get laid by a beautiful woman instead of killing myself. It's fine though, I'll just go and overdose now..goodbye.
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A titty for our time?
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>>700895385
Kek. Roll
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>>700894962
dont deny the dubs presented in this post
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>>700895385
Literally this
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Nudz
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>>700895344

Only one of those is dubs dumbass.
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>>700895385
I will keep rolling until I get
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>>700895385
Fucking roll
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>>700894293
>>700894388
this
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Nudes
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>>700893771
Yes, he has.
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>>700895385
roll
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I've been fucking your mom, leave me alone.
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>>700895385
Reroll for this beauty
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>>700895340
all i see are singles
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>>700895385
Top kek! Roll
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>>700895463
Summer fags go away
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>>700895385
Roll nigger
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>>700894508
that bitch is thick in all the wrong places
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idk why its not posting 5th time im writing this.

hold up incoming nudes, she blocked me.
ill post nudes
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>>700895566
FUCKING GET
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>>700895566
WINRAR
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I like to insert hexagonal slate Dildos up ass and pretend that I one of Vlad the impaler's victims. Right as I climax I like to imagine that the stake is coming out my neck
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>>700895566
Double dubs!
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>>700895385
re roll
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>>700895463
He was replying to op dumbass summerfag
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>>700895597
>doesn't know dubs is.
>apperently I'M the summer fag.
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>>700895628
Deliver now>>700895566 from >>700895385
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pls let me eat the shit directly from ur asshole. thx bb
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u r welcome. now dubs gets their questions answered.
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>>700895628
It's sad because the exercise equipment is literally right there, do a sit up you whore
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>>700895628
Aslo find another way yo contact her and send her a link to the thread
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>>700893761
They look better than this one.
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I don't know what the fuck is going on with me! I feel like I have two sides, a nice guy you've ever met and twisted fucking psychopath.

And this pic.
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say: Sorry, i dropped my phone watching mlp while shitting out a years worth of hot pockets and cool ranch Doritos. I must have typed that while shaving my neck beard.
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>>700895857
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>>700895628
FINALLY
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fuck the bunny Fuck the bunny FUck the bunny FUCk the bunny FUCK the bunny FUCK The bunny FUCK THe bunny FUCK THE bunny FUCK THE Bunny FUCK THE BUnny FUCK THE BUNny FUCK THE BUNNy FUCK THE BUNNY!!
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>>700895914
this is garbage. anyone figure out who OP is yet?
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>>700895914
how are you?
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Hey its your english teacher, Krebs. Maybe she did hurt you, but she knows what wrong she did and is sorry. People make mistakes. You don't have to take her back just be the better person and walk away.
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>>700895566
OP Deliver
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yo cucks. SHE BLOCKED. roll dubs for questions ill answer as fast as possible
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>>700896063
forgot pic shit
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>>700895953
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>>700896063
woa wtf. youre from that other thread too
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>>700896177
HEHEHEHE I`m fuckin evil
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>>700895628
She's beautiful, anon
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>>700896063
LMAO GO AWAY KREBS THIS ISN'T YOUR THREAD
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>>700896177
Fuck it post her nudes
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Hey its you math teacher,Dubs, you share those titties, you do it with pride. God bless you anon
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>>700896177
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU, FAGGOT?
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>>700895963
ROLL
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>>700896063
lmfaooooooo fuck you krebs!!
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>>700896228
The birth of a meme newfag. GET
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u guys want pic of me???
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Post that pic of you like you said you would OP
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>>700896300
sheeeeit
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>>700896434
sure
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>>700896434
Wat. Do it anon.
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>>700896434
ye
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>>700896434
no
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>>700896434
No your ex
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>>700896434
POst her nudes
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>>700896434
Plot twist it was her all along.
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>>700896434
I want her nudes not your ape facr nigga
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>>700896668

WHAT A TWIST
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>>700896434
Yasss
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>>700896668
that would make this thread archive worthy
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50 on it being reply to this or your mother dies tonight, or something like that.
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>>700896434
POST NUDES YOU BEAUTIFUL KIKE BITCH
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>>700896988
Delete this you scum bag.
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>>700896434
whats takin so long?
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>>700896988:P
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>>700897232
OP is kill
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>>700895385
You're too much of a pussy to do it
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>>700897120
Why? That's how all of these threads end up.
Plus OP is taking so long
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>>700895953
Fuck off!
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I just want her to send him a picture of the rapper who made the album The Doctor's Advocate
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no more nudes but heres the alpha OP
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>>700897335
Idk. I was just seeing if you'd delete it.
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>>700897457
OP why are you posting yourself?
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>>700897457
Who are you? You someone that wants revenge?
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>>700897457
Why the fuck is your nexk as wide as your head? Fucking hell my sides.
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>>700897457
Yeah, I bet you like shit where people dribble on balls. Faggot.
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>>700897635
lmao no i she has been msging me nonstop for the past 3 days even tho we broke up a week ago. me and a buddy thought this would be great.
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This dude look like Sharp tK from Team Kaliber
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>>700897457
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>>700893092
I gotchu roll for nudes
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>>700897779 We were right this is great
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