>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
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See now, what's wrong with any of this? Look at them! This is the face of a man who gets shit done! Look at him! He's making all kinds of gains!
I fucking lost it at
Just 'soap'. Christ, I'm getting soft.
Look at those girls, workin it! You know when Mrs Titjob there gets home her man's sausage is getting rolled out like a marshmallow between two iron basketballs! And Olga Thunderbird there, you just know the lucky man (and/or woman, convict, cave bear) at home is getting g his pelvis crushed like a sparrow's egg in a Russian orgy!
And these two, crazy right, WRONG! Look at them, buff and acrobats, they're the flying fuck graysobs, they're not crazy, they're training up to help out batman!
And this beautiful bastard here, attaining spiritual enlightenment despite the gym around him being the perfect mirror and metaphor for the chaos inherent of the universe around him! These people are fucken champions, one and all!
Top shit mates.
Damn it I've seen this twice and it still got me
Everything about this is beautiful.
7'4. Get on my level, disgusting manlets.
So it's like the most expensive, gayest DLC on the planet? Does this guy work for EA?
This reminds me of pic related in the most beautiful of ways.
Bad buisness model, though. He's got to sell monthly subscriptions. You can download the penis for free, but to get an erection or play with other people you must pay $10/1 month, or $50/6 months (best deal).
Oh, and dont forget to pick up the pubic hair dlc which was released with the penis for an extra $1/month!
you faggots better appreciate this shit
Lines are going through the walls. You are a failure, and scum.
Because they're teenagers and are fucking retarded, like all teenagers are. The only difference is that they probably grew up in a shit part of town with a shit education system with teachers that are basically overqualified babysitters. So naturally when the babysitter is away, the children will play.
Or yknow, because niggers.
i hope everyday you wake up you look in the bathroom mirror
and realize that there's nothing for you today
just like yesterday
and the stain on your clothes reminds you of that dream you had with that special someone
but realize that there's no one in your bed
and you have to wash the sheet covers again
and you're out of detergent
and wonder why the sink is wet since you haven't turned on the faucet
but suddenly realize it's your own tears
just saw that thread!