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Okay you crazy bastards.
Its jake again, 3rd thread tonight
Backstory a couple days ago i messaged my friend from highschool on facebook and got my english teachers (from my senior year) number. Tonight we have jeopardized my job and my relationship with my outer family, now lets make my teacher from almost ten years ago make him wish he never had me
Op
Will
Deliver
Dubs decides
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>>700888639
did you ever notice me playing with my baby dick in class? just curious!
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blackmailed a student into giving it to me
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>>700889266
fucking winrar kek
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>>700888639
Dont worry about it. I just wanted someone to talk to tonight. I always felt we had a special connection but never said anything
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>>700889303
Here we go
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I am trying to commit suicide, and I heard if you cut the main artery that ties into your penis/scrotum, you will really bleed out well. The problem is, in the process, I accidentally cut a testicle out of my scrotum. Do you think it'll be ok if I just kind of wrap the testicle in the loose sack skin and maybe staple it 4 or 5 times? I also have neosporin that I'll put on it.
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Fuck Niggers
-send nothing after this-
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>>700889488
Both at one or op is a fucking pussy
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>>700889488
Win
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>>700888639
This thread is pointless. He has probably already blocked your number.
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>>700889266
>>700889488
winrars
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>>700889599
double winner
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How tight is your asshole?
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Lets pick this shit up
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>>700889631
Are you fucking retarded? Why would he ask a question and then block him?
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>>700889714
The scrote suicide one for fucks sake
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i always thought you were kind of cute
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>>700888639
Hey ya old shit bag I just wanted to say I always had a hard on about you. Don't worry how I got ur number just worry about how my big juicy cock is going to fit in that small tight butt hole of yours.
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Have you ever made love to a man?
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i wanna pay you to fuck me in the ass.
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>>700889714
Well I wanted to tell you I always felt a connection with you. I was wondering if you felt the same
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let me put the crabs in mistr crab
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Yeah I was joking.

Really I was wondering what's up with you and how you're doing :)

You still in town?
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>>700889797
The reverse you idiot.
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>>700889911
Holy shit 4 dubs
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>>700889911
winrar
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I've wanted to confess my feelings for you for a long long time. I love you
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>>700889911
DUDE DUBS>>700889919
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Tell him you fucked his wife with a dog dildo
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>>700889488
Holy fuck this kek
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>>700889989
ALMOST QUADS FUCK
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>>700890008
>>700890008
>>700890008
OMG HE GOT TRIPS!! XD
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>>700890011
Jesus Christ this is a dubs goldmine
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>>700889714
I got 1000 dollars, 60 bottles of baby oil and a midget with a half-chub, you in?
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Let's fuck tonite. I ride you tho. Meet you at White Castle baby.
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>>700890011
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>>700888639
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Have you heard, about the bird?
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>>700890071
SHIT MAN U GOD DUBS!111one!!1eleven!!!1!!1 xDDddD
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Kek
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>>700888639
Nigga desetrves a bump
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I always wanted to sharpen my pencil in your ass While whispering do you feel it Mr. Krebs ;)
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>>700889714

I heard about your cancer. Let's buy an RV and cook meth.
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I'm feeling really insecure about myself lately. Do you mind if we talk?
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>>700889714
>>700889714
I got a 1000 bucks, 15 bottles of baby oil, and two midgets of a questionable gender, you in?
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>>700890258
Private Pyle, what the fuck is that? A jelly donut?
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>>700890312
Not gonna kill myself dude chill out I actually only wanted to fuck lmao
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Are you Mr. Krabs retarded cousin? Do you make krebby petties?
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>>700890312
good threads until now, but this seems fucking fake
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>>700890312
picture of your dick
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>>700890312
I'm getting anonymous strangers on the internet to tell me what to text, for their amusement

thanks for being a good sport. I love you

>>700888639
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I jerked off the other guys in class and you didn't even notice.
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>>700890312
I always felt we had a special bond and thought I could talk to you, Im feeling down
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Yo waddup Krebs here
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HELP! CALL MY MOM! SHE KNOWS I'M IN TROUBLE! PLEASE. THE FENTANYL IS TOO MUCH. I NEED TO BE SAVED BY YOUUUUUUUU. MY ONE TRUE MENTOR!
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>>700890536
Roll
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Because niggers will kill me if I don't get trips
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I crave your dick. Ever since i set foot in your class i knew you were going to dick me out one day. I want your dick so badly that ive spent the past 10 years hunting you down. You are giving me that dick wether you wanter it or not.
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You ever served in an infantry unit, son?
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Am I gay if I like having intercourse with men who dress like women?
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>>700890312
What time do you want me to come over ya old sick fuck. I know you watched me in class let me rub my dick on ur juciy ass. Fuck I'm gonna cum all over you baby.
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>>700890655
kEK
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>>700890655
Kek
>>700890674
Re roll
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>>700890615
Wtf he's hot
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>>700890655
FUCKING TOP KEK
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>>700890655
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>700890379
Roll
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hey it geg
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>>700890655
WIN
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I always wanted your eyebrowss theyre so cute
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>>700890655
Oh my god...winrar
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>>700890655
Checked
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Remember the time I raped Lina Anderson in the gym after school? She was a nigger, but you still gave me a high five. Remember?
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>>700890864
roll
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>>700890615
Damn Krebs looks like the most 90's dad
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>>700890782
Curious if you are a girl or guy.
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>>700890615
shit just got interesting
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I'm really fucking nervous now like I can't even imagine doing this myself
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>>700890776
Roll
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Holy shit
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Also I wanted your aproval becouse im going to get a sex change. Thanks for your opinion professor
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I have a confession....I'm a pedi, and I have already fucked and killed 3 children. Please stop me by calling the cops...I need help
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>>700891010
I'm a straight guy I just think he looks like a good teacher
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>>700890917

Roll.
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>>700891111
nice get
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>>700891109

Shouldn't an English teacher know the difference between then and than?
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>>700891111
QUAD HOLY SHIT
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>>700891111
Holy checked quads
Do it rn OP
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>>700890782
wtf you're a faggot
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>>700891109
You can't just skip the scrotum suicide one you fuckin dick
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>>700891150
ass
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>>700890917
lmao fuckin roll
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>>700891111
QUUUUUUUUAAAADDDDSSS
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>>700891109
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>>700891109
DICK PIC
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after her boyfriend broke up with her, i pushed my sister into killing herself. It felt great.
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>>700891111
Holy fck, quads!
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>>700891240
He didnt
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>>700891109

> english teacher
> than
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>>700891109

Confirmationof fake. Fuck you op.
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>>700891109
Wanter it. Fuck my typing lol. Thank you op. You made my night.
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>>700890655
This is fucking gay. Kill yourself you 30yr old basement dwelling homo. Go suck your mom's tit if she still lactates.
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>>700891311
>>700891333
what a waste
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>>700891111
Check'd
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>>700891109
But it's summer? I call fake
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>>700891111
Send a dick pic and ask him if it looks normal on top of quadz
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>>700890917
Roll
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>>700891333
>>700891311
>>700891300
wastes
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>>700890299
OMG DUBZZZZZZZ XDXDXD LMAOOOOO !!!111
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>>700891109
OP IS LIAR, HIGHSCHOOL IS NOT YET IN SESSION
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Op underlined "tomorrow " in the first thread. Same phone. Bullshit fake
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>>700891409
Not for some people our school started stop being ignorant
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>>700891333
Shit i got trips... uhhh.... suck my cock faggot? Yeah send that.
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Send a dick pic.
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Please... I just need somebody to love :(
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>>700891226
BAITED AND OUTSMARTED
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Everyone out. This was all a lie.
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>>700891109
Why are you the faggot who always has Bluetooth and orientation lock on
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>>700891472
DID U C THOSE DUBS RIGHT NEXT TO THE 7? NICE MAN CZECH'D ECKS DEE
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>>700891527
for me it is
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Welp
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>>700891537
It does an auto date/location thing when typing a time or place
Apple more Droidfag
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Send a pic of your cock and ask him if it looks normal
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>>700891537
Iphones automatically do that fucktard
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>>700891537
Krebs turned it into a hyperlink for a cheap motel. He wants to fuk.
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>>700891766
I feel bad for the teacher, he's being pretty nice given the situation
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>>700891766

My thinking was that if I get a sex change then maybe you'd fuck me
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>>700891766
I will be okay when you smoke my asshole with the smell of your juices and burning rubber
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>>700891766
Cyka blyat.
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>>700891846
rolling
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>>700891766
No im messing with you because of a website telling me to and if i dont there going to come to my house and steal my almonds, plz send squirrel police
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>>700891368
Aktshually. Im a 31 year old basement dweller mkaay?
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>>700891766
checked
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>>700889955
regard these
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>>700891766
Send dick pic and asks if he wants to play with it
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>>700891846
rollg
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>>700891788
waste
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>>700891766

Professor? In high school???
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>>700891846
last roll
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I'm rubbing my throbbing cock thinking about you inside my ass. I know this is a bit forward, but I can't keep it a secret any longer.
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>>700891933
Winrar
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>>700891111
nice dubs
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>>700891766
Teach me the sex, Mr. Krebs. Give me a teach-around.
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Just pressure him into giving his opinion
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Keeps here again. Look, if I find a "joint" of "weed" in your sock drawer, I'm not going to yell at you. What I will do is sit you down and have an honest discussion about the dangers of drug use, and how I am more worried about you than I am mad at you. We all make mistakes, champ. The important thing is that we learn something from them.
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>>700891933
Fucking hell.
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>>700891933
Well.....that's okay then. Carry on.
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>Doesn't know difference between then and than
>Says has to teach tomorrow


OP is confirmed liar, nice bait though.
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>>700892100
nice dubs
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>>700892100
he got doubles dubs thats insane mane xdd
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>>700891933
I'm fucking dying
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>>700891918
Reroll
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>>700892144
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHEN WILL I STOP GETTING DUBS?
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Send a dick pic
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>>700891226
Highly dubious
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>>700892100
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>>700892268
Finally...
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Jake? Is that you? Is this site the reason you've been sending those messages???
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>>700892190
Wow XDDDD d0ubl3 Du8s!!!1!!!1!111
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http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/700888639#top Here you go Mr. Krebs. This is what this is all about. And shouldn't an English teacher know the difference between "then" and "than?"
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>>700892140
Krebs** goddamn autocorrect ruining Mr. Krebs's entire monologue!!!
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ask him to send you a dick pic
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>>700892333
damn that was cash
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>>700892333
Trips niggggaaa
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>>700889714
I believe that is an interrogative statement and not a declarative one... faggot.
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Without your kisses Ill be need stiches.
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Hes catching on guys
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>>700892333
niceee
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>>700892405
Roll
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>>700892140
I wish Krebs was MY dad
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Ask to trade nudes
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>>700892333
what is this voodoo?
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>>700892364
yes, but i was serious about you being inside me though. i need your cock and balls. feed me your asshole.
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tell him about how you killed your dog for fun
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Shut the fuck up k? Its all cool bruh
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>>700892376
Bump
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>>700892333
man where do you get that shit
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>>700892488
It was part of the sex change
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>>700892511
winrar
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>>700892511
winrar send it over op with enough time to get your friend to come up with something as "mr Krebs"
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>>700892488
Does she actually know u irl?
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I've been surfing The Chan lately and they found my address. Send help.
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yo dawg i'll take two Krebby Patties to go lol
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>>700892488
How are you not pounding my tender ass like right now?
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>>700892376
Roll
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>>700892488
>>700892488
Oh man. I keep getting dubs.
If dubs: I sexually identify as a 31 year old. Respect me you cis gendered heterosexual male.
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>>700892610
>>700892333
this
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>>700892376
Rollll
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>>700892683
Reroll
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>>700892333
LOOK AT HIS IMAGE!!!!
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>>700892488
Who the fuck is PFC William T. Santiago?
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I age faster than a prostitute goes through clients.
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>>700892384
Keeps is fine since OP is pulling a circle jerk on everyone.
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>>700892376
Get
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i want your big daddy cock
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http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/700888639#top Here you go Mr. Krebs. This is what this is all about. And shouldn't an English teacher know the difference between "then" and "than?"
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>>700892376
Rawlin
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>>700892850
every time i do it makes me laugh
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>>700892653
>The Chan
Please stop
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>>700892333
>>700892499
>>700892811
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>>700893048
Mee too
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>>700893105
how did our eyes get so red?
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>>700893088
Boom, headshot
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>>700893088
Checked
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FUCK ME IN THE ASS PLEASE!!! I NEED THAT C0CK B0SS!!!!
POUND MY TENDER VIRGIN ASSHOLE UNTIL IT BLEEDS.
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>>700893145
and what the hell is on Joeys head?
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>>700893188
Seen
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I love you sir
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>>700892333
wizard
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Krebs again. I politely decline sexual advances from women other than my wife, but make sure not to make the women feel embarrassed. I understand we can't help who were attracted to, but I've got this ring on my finger for a reason, and that's not something I'm willing to jeopardize for an impulsive, lustful encounter.
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>>700893188
nice
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>>700888639
Why are you fucking your life up for the lulz?
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>>700892376
>>700893088
Delivrar OP
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HES COMING GUYS
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>>700893188
I cant believe this. My third one.. fuck me...
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>>700893188
Winrar
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>>700892933
Winrar
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>>700893343
oh shit
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>>700893331
>12th grade English teacher
Oh shit whatever will he do?
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>>700893331
Because i have nothing really to lose.
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>>700893343
Cool now he can see how much of a degenerate you are
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>>700892333
Mr. Krebs, what is this.. this.. Sorcery?
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>>700890312
>Mr. Krebs

Do you really think we're that retarded
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>>700893472
Report him for harassment
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Hello Mr. Krebs. It geg
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>>700893343
Yes! What's up Krebs!
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Mr Krebs more like Mr Pleb
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>>700893343
>oh it's those 4chan hooligans! i should have known! i can't wait to share this on reddit and with all my classes!
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>>700893343
FUCK YOU KERBS ILL PISS IN YOUR FUCKING EYE
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>>700892333
epic
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>>700893472
he'll teach him a thing or two about a thing or two
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HI MR KREBS
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>>700893556
i've just chosen to believe thats a fake name OP has given him
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>>700892333
wtf
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Hello Mr. Krebs. How are you today?
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>>700892333
my nigga
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IM SORRY KREBS WE ARE ALL IMMATURE CHILDREN PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY YOU ARE A FINE UPSTANDING GENTLEMAN AND WE ARE ALL FAGGOTS
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i r guy wh0 g0n t33ch u l3ss0n
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i hope mr krebs is here and learns how to post
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>>700889384
rolling for this
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>>700893343
Mr krebs we're the fellow anons srry for scaring u
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>>700893755
We know its you krebs
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HAHAHA
And for all the people saying shit about his name you can bet that you arent the first person to call this fag mr.krabs
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Are you feeling it now Mr.Kerbs
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http://www.sd308.org/Domain/1366

seems legit
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>>700893918
klassic krebs
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I used to yank my crank when we studied the krebs cycle in biology. It reminded me of you baby.
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>>700893472
I'm talking about the last thread with the chick that he works with.
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>>700893918

Good, he's actually a stable adult who doesn't give a shit about our childish antics.
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Blow me
Now
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>>700894049
Yeah who cares? Just some girl it's not like it's the end of the world
>plenty of fish in the sea
>plenty of jobs to be done
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Ahoy laddies! Mr. Krabs here!
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>>700894021
kek
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>>700894166
Winrar eh
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Threads over. Whens the next one op?
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OP and Mr Krebs revealed
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>>700894228
Get out Krebs we know its you
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Under your desks I would always try and sneak in a drawing of me admiring your massive cock.
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English teacher here. You know the difference between then and than is berry simple you use then when you're talking about a point in time like "I raped a dog and then I went to a bar" while than you use it in a past particle like "I than, therefore I then"
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>>700893955
I ain't clicken on that shit nigga
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>>700893293
Did Krebs just become a meme?
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>>700893918
That's the first time my post link got a get AND OP followed through. Thanks Jake, your reckless antics have provided at least myself with some vicarious amusement.
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>>700893918
Hello fellow chitown fag. That was a good giggle mate can I make a request?
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>>700894509
yes
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>>700894493
It's his teacher bio
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>>700894493
It goes to Krebs bio page.
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>>700894725

>math
>math
>math
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>>700893955
Says he's a math teacher.
>>700894509
Definitely. Every time I correct someone's grammar or math, Mr. Krebs.
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>>700894931
O shit anon good catch
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>>700894355
Send pic
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Krebs here, and this is my english class. I work here with my oldman, and my son, Big Jake. If there's one thing I've learned in 23 years of teaching. You never know what's gonna come through that door
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>>700894931
Erroneous! This is and will always be the beloved Krebs.
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>>700893944
DUDE THIS
PERFECTENDING
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>>700895359
kek
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>>700895237

4chan detective agency does it again.

Remember the time a chair was backtraced to catch a pedophile?

That was one ugly ass plaid chair!
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Jake, I'm highly disappointed in your attempt to embarrass me on a public forum.

Over the years I have seen many students and you were forgettable.

Tomorrow morning I am calling the superintendent to decide how to move forward.

For now, reply to this post or your mother will die in here sleep tonight.
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>>700895503
lmaooooooo fuck you Krebs!
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>>700895480
Long ago ... Long long ago?
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>>700895503
im not gonna lie thats pretty clever
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>>700895503
im jake and what is this
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Oh yeah mr krebs

Respond with a picture of you face with a paper of todays date on it
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>>700895503
fuck
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>>700895503

High schools across the world this year will feature: do your homework or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
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>>700895503
Wtf would the superintendent even do? He was graduated in 07 he's well out of college and definitely whatever that dick ass was in charge of
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>>700895637

A few years, probably.
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>>700895503
>embarrass
>em bare ass
i know you want me kerbs
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>>700895359
this thread just gets better and better
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OP, find out where he lives and go over to his house.
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>>700895503
Amazing!
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>>700891226
clearly this entire thread is a lie
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which one of you faggots are in that EXgf get thread?
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>>700896371
The one where the OP considered killing the ex?
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>>700891109
Not bait, OP thought about this teacher for ten years, OP wants teacher's dick
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It was me, Krebs
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>>700896514
no, the other one
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>>700896596
Oh cause I just had that and closed it
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>>700895503
Fck u
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>jake
....State Farm?
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>>700896371
Shut up jackie
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>>700890864
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http://www.sd308.org/Domain/1366

[email protected]
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>>700895503
>Confuses then and than
>Confuses here and her
>English teacher
>this is Mr Krebs
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>>700893087
roll
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