Okay you crazy bastards.
Its jake again, 3rd thread tonight
Backstory a couple days ago i messaged my friend from highschool on facebook and got my english teachers (from my senior year) number. Tonight we have jeopardized my job and my relationship with my outer family, now lets make my teacher from almost ten years ago make him wish he never had me
I am trying to commit suicide, and I heard if you cut the main artery that ties into your penis/scrotum, you will really bleed out well. The problem is, in the process, I accidentally cut a testicle out of my scrotum. Do you think it'll be ok if I just kind of wrap the testicle in the loose sack skin and maybe staple it 4 or 5 times? I also have neosporin that I'll put on it.
Hey ya old shit bag I just wanted to say I always had a hard on about you. Don't worry how I got ur number just worry about how my big juicy cock is going to fit in that small tight butt hole of yours.
I crave your dick. Ever since i set foot in your class i knew you were going to dick me out one day. I want your dick so badly that ive spent the past 10 years hunting you down. You are giving me that dick wether you wanter it or not.
Keeps here again. Look, if I find a "joint" of "weed" in your sock drawer, I'm not going to yell at you. What I will do is sit you down and have an honest discussion about the dangers of drug use, and how I am more worried about you than I am mad at you. We all make mistakes, champ. The important thing is that we learn something from them.
Krebs again. I politely decline sexual advances from women other than my wife, but make sure not to make the women feel embarrassed. I understand we can't help who were attracted to, but I've got this ring on my finger for a reason, and that's not something I'm willing to jeopardize for an impulsive, lustful encounter.
And for all the people saying shit about his name you can bet that you arent the first person to call this fag mr.krabs
English teacher here. You know the difference between then and than is berry simple you use then when you're talking about a point in time like "I raped a dog and then I went to a bar" while than you use it in a past particle like "I than, therefore I then"
Krebs here, and this is my english class. I work here with my oldman, and my son, Big Jake. If there's one thing I've learned in 23 years of teaching. You never know what's gonna come through that door
Jake, I'm highly disappointed in your attempt to embarrass me on a public forum.
Over the years I have seen many students and you were forgettable.
Tomorrow morning I am calling the superintendent to decide how to move forward.
For now, reply to this post or your mother will die in here sleep tonight.
this thread just gets better and better
OP, find out where he lives and go over to his house.