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Jake is back /b/tards.
Tonight i bring you none other than my co worker.
Like always, no boundaries, no limits
Op will deliver.
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>>700876358
lets fuck
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I'm about to commit suicide and I just wanted to say goodbye. You were always nice to me.
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why havent we fucked yet?
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>>700877172

Roll
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Is daddy in jail?
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>>700877172

This
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>>700876358
would you ever date me even though my penis is 5 shades darker than the rest of my body?
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>>700877223
roll
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>>700877172

Rolling
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What it is nigger
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>>700877172
Rolling
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i smell a faggot
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>>700877172
rolling for this
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I'm in the tub. Just slashed my wrists. I have about 10 minutes before I expire. I love u.
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>>700877340
This
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>>700877533
WINRAR
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I'm going to kill myself, the gun is loaded..
Then don't respond to anything.
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What dat mouth do
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>>700877282
Rollin'
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>can I ask you something?
>durr. I'm in the tub commiting suicide
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>>700877533
Winrar
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>>700876358
So I haven't been entirely honest with you......


Then don't respond and see what happens.
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>>700877533
Winrar
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Remember President Obama?
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>>700877533
op will surely deliver
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>>700876358
is this jake....
jake from state farm?
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Id like to fuck you at work while everyome watches
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OP here. Um...I didn't actually mean anything that will get the police to come to my house.
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>>700876358
your cousin works with me at allstate
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>>700877825
>>700878016
any of these will do
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i am the muffin man
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Ayyy bitch send pic of dem titties
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I've been real down lately, it's my small penis - I can't stand it anymore. I'm thinking of switching teams, I might feel better.
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Sharon I've been thinking these past days and I just can't hide the fact that I have strong feelings for you anymore. I hope our relationship is not affected by this, I just needed to get that off my chest
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hitler did nothing wrong
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My Dick
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>>700878411
Winrar
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>>700878449
Rol
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Worst thread ever.
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Heh, so you thought you could challenge? Hmpf, clearly you didn't know I am a master swordsman! My blade has been folded 1000 times by the greatest smiths in Japan! *teleports behind you* you better watch your step kid. The east will show no mercy today... *unsheathes katana*
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I hope OP actually slashes his fucking wristd tonight.
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What the fuck is your problem?
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>>700878988
Wasted dubs but rolling for>>700878914
That's how to NOT waste a post newfag
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>>700879052
Kek

>>700876358
Deliver mayne
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>>700877172
Rolling for this
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>>700879144
This is like the 3rd WINRAR op cmon and deliver
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>>700878545
>saving the fucking thumbnail
Nice one retard
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>>700879223
Your it wrong
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>>700876358
Jake how did it go with the whole cousin scenario? Tell us but also deliver you faggot
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>>700879144
Winrar
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>>700879371
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Sorry for delay fellas
Dubs
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>>700876358
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>>700879598
Well you have plenty of inspiration in the form of dubs
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>>700879427
Her aunt called me and i explained that my kik was hacked, no charges
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>>700879598
>>700878914
Times wasting OP get delivering!
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>>700879598
i'm serious sharon, please send help i dont want to die
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>>700879598
kek

after 10 minutes send her a bloodied corpse in a tub, im sure you can google a nice spicy one
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>>700878411
Duuuubbbsszz
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Iasd rjk,um as.i
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>>700879598
I love you for delivering that
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I will have two threads due to horrible faggotry on my part tonight guys.
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>>700879598
Had me worried there for a bit OP
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>>700879822
fuck, winrar
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Bump
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>>700879668
He delivered! LOL
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>>700879598
I just wanted you to know. Can you send me an image of you sweet sweet mammary pillows. It will be the last image these eyes will ever see.
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Should I keep taking my dick out for Harambe or has the time past?
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>>700879779
>can I ask question
>I'm kms lol
>sends picture of my own dying body

This is shit, if dubs OP kiks his cousin again and fucks with her some more lol
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Bump,not the same anon that already said bump
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Yes Sharon I'm dying. I'm dying to see your nudes
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>>700879965
Roll
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>>700879965
Roll
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>>700880045
Hell yea rolling for this
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>>700879927
rollin
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We haven't fucked and it has gotten me depressed hence why I end it tonight
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Most retarded winrar ever
Lets pick this up i will have two fucking threads
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>>700880045
Rolling for this
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>>700879965
Anons got a point, and the cousin thread WAS very funny so I gotta roll!:-D
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>>700879927
kek this
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h
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u lov me 2?
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Hah hahaha Sharon I am jk did you like my prank:-D
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>>700876358
Before you keep going clarify that you are not drunk
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>>700880219
My tiny dick begs for them titties
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>>700880255
Op here
I will kik my cousin again in a second thread just for this. I will never disappoint
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>>700880219
shannon, can I see those titties. You will be the last thing I ever see. Squeeze them together for me.
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I'm drunk on love. Come over.
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>>700879956
Should I keep taking my dick out for Harambe or has the time past?
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Gas the jews race war now
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do you love me, sharon?
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>>700880255
Are these valid dubs? I mean can he even do this?
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s
soup?
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>>700880396
rollllllll
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>>700880418
reroll
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>>700880444
hypocrite
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>>700880418
roll
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>>700880219


>>700880045
Rollin' for this
Dubs get
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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
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>>700878914
Glad to see anime anon could make it yet again, gladly rolling for this
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>>700880219
promise me you'll miss me when i'm gone
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one time i drop pizza roll and dad fuck me lol
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>>700880444
stop fucking wasting holy fuck

also this: >>700880441
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>>700880426
rewl
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Come with me Sharon. to the danger Zooone
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Please call 911 <address>
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It's too late for me. Call my mom and let her know.
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>>700880565
fuck off
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My crossdressing lover left me, there's nothing left to live for
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>>700880600
winraro
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>>700880444
trips callin dubs
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>>700880600
mother of god
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>>700880565
THIS
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>>700879927
Thiss
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I got fucked by my uncle when I was younger and I can't deal with it anymore. I think he turned me into a fag Sharon. I'm bleeding out
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Lol u got pranked you fucking loser. Now send dem anime tiddies gurl!
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>>700880600
Winrar!
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>>700876358
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>>700880600
you better stop wastin, 444 anon

winrar
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>>700879923
He was posting like 1 image every 4 minutes so it wouldn't have made a difference
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>>700880744
add "from the booty"
to the end if this is dubs
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i have vagina u want 2 fuck me before i die
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Sharon you mean so much to me any i just want to say i lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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My Dad molested me. I can't go on. Tell the world! Fair well, , m'lady
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can u please just come I love you
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>>700880744
Fucking kek'd. Winarino
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>>700880418
This bb
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>>700880799
444 anon here, sry 4 waste guis
Once OP delivers rolling for>>700880747
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>>700880565
Rerollin
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>>700880744
KEK
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>>700880711
dubs confirms dubs
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>>700880747
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>>700880822
You are literally the worst person on this fucking planet
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Damnit guys
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I'm a murderer.
I've killed many people...
You're on my list.
Do not try to do anything.
They're waiting for you if you try.
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why are there so many wins
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I keep bleeding i keep bleeding love.
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>>700880988
oh shit nigger
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>>700880988
Winrar
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I just love you so much times running out
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>>700880988
Ooo
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>>700880988

Kek
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>>700880983
did he dieded?
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>>700880988
Winrar
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Ask for the nudes m8
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>>700880988
WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR
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>>700880744
Cmon OP do this one
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>>700880988
fucking kek, winrar
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>>700880983
Doesnt matter, ill rape you first chance I get anyways.
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>>700880988
FUCK
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>>700880988
dubs waste
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I'm dying sharon, only titties can save me.
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>>700880983
Sharon, I know we've barely met but I need those mammaries of yours in my life if I can ever keep living. If I die tonight it's your fault for not sending me pictures of those massive loaves on your chest.
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You're fucked now OP hahaha
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>>700880988
Ur fucked m8
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my vision is fading now... let that last thing i see be... dem titties
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>>700880988
w1nr4r

rough night op
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>>700880983
Damn lol
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Also clarify you are not drunk
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>>700880983
you know what this can work we can salvage it

"why hasn't anyone loved me, sharon? i have so much love to share but no one wants it, no one wants me..."
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>>700881172
Rolling for this hehe I'm a faggot
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>>700881204
Roll
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i fuk u?
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I'm not going to threaten her you fags.

I'm out. Night
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>>700881262
FUCKING GAY
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>>700881204
Gay
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Jake's not here. Jake went away. Jake's gone.
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>>700881204
^
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>>700881262
fuck you
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>>700880988
You just had to ruin the fun
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>>700881262
Op don't be a fag,uncensored op will deliver
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NOW ITS A THREAD HAHAHA
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>>700880045
roll
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Can we fuck on hospital bed if i survive
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>>700881262
Don't you leave mother fucker
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>>700881299
dubs have spoken OP is a faggott
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I want sum of dem tiddies gurl, plz gib
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>>700880255
>>700880444
>>700880600
>>700880711
fuck
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>>700881262
Don't leave OP, at least some other dubs. Or start up that cousin thread that was funny
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>>700881355
Kek
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>>700880565
Roll
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>>700881366
Winrar
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Look outside :)
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you dont have to reply, see you soon sweet heart
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>>700881355

Show us the missed calls or I call BS
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>>700880744
Rerolling
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OP will soon be in jail
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>>700881262
Not op!!
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Answer her call and ask for tits,then hang up
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God-Tier
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>>700881355
Just kidding haha shoe me your boomers?
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>>700881366
7 z i p
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>>700881141
>>700881145
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>>700881355
Don't stop now OP
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My dick is permanently folded inwards, pls help
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>>700881463
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>>700881355
with you tits. I am killing myself as punishment to atone and I want my last image to be a glorious milky one.
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>>700881355
oh fuck yea

"all i wanted is your love, why the fuck couldnt u just love me, then i wouldnt have to do this!!!!!!"
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Im joking, dont take me seriously couse nigers tongued my anus and sorry, i dont know what im saying, just forget about it
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Just kidding haha, do you like tacos?
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>>700881366
winroar
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>>700881313
Roll
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>>700881571
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>>700881586
reroll
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Gib titz
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I want you to fuck me like my dad used to
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>>700876358
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my scrotum is bleeding bad and I have lost a testicle in the tub drain
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Honey. What I will do is for your own safety. All will be revealed in good time...
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if i cant fuck you at work then ill end it tonight
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Lol jk! Will you send me pics of your cooter:-D
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I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.
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Lets fuck on the desk tomorrow at work
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>>700881733
winrar
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>>700876358
Sharon, I have the overwhelming desire to shove cereal up your asshole with a bunch of milk then eat it as part of a delicious and nutritious breakfast.
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Sharon I heard you use the word nigger the other day and I'm seriously disappointed
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>>700881733
Winrar
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>>700881366
Pls op
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>>700881744
Kek win.rar
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op really bailed
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>>700881733
winrar
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send nudes or ill kms
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I guess Hitler didnt gas my grandparents enough, so I am kinda retarded now. Sorry haha :D
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Fake convo is fake
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>>700881775
rollin for this lunacy
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Times running out babe they're coming for you. Its only a matter of time just say you love me
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>>700881733
>>700881744
everyone riding on dubs fam
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I'm sorry Sharon. My uncle took me like a common whore when I was 12. It has fucked with me. I now wish to fuck you like he did me in that tool shed so many years ago
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Guess who's getting raped soon?

To the fucking fruity mash mellow krispies commercial.

GUESS WHO'S GETTING RAPED SOON? DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DO!
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>>700881793
Roll
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>>700881775
Roll roll roll the joint
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i am gonna bury my dick so far in your ass, then next person to pull it out will be crowned king of excalibur
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>>700881775
roll
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>>700881800
Dubs
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>>700881539
need source
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Sharon, please. This is the only thing I've ever wanted.
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>>700881849
Rleleoeoorolil
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I already got a good excuse for this lined up but lets make her really fucking scared for the convo tomorrow
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Im going to kill everyone at work tomorrow.
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>>700881854
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Look, I'll make it short, sweet and to the point. LET'S FUCK NIGGAAAAA AYYYYYYY LMAOOO. On my way to your house, hope you're shaved
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>>700876358
IM A GAYFAG SHITTY ASS CUNT FAGGOT
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>>700881733
winrar
i
n
r
a
r
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>>700881775
rooool
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Samuel L Jackson is my Uncle's friend. Wanna meet him?
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>>700881733
>>700881744
Do them both OP one after the other this is roflajo(rolling on the floor laughing and jerking off)
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Will you tub my nipples and call me Sandra?
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Sharon, it is my burning desire to take you by the hands, call you my little butterscotch and fill your cootersnotch with my butterstuffs. It is only YOU that can fill my fantasy. Please don't let me die like this. Come be my baby fannysnatch now
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I broke a glass bottle in my ass while cumming what do I do????
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>>700881982
if you even fucking look at me ill slice open your throat and fuck the hole
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>>700881775
rerollerino
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>>700881982
This is so fucking fake
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If dubs op can't use the excuse he was planning on using.
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would someone please pass the joint
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>>700882099
Winrar
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Did you know u have always wanted to put cocaine in my urethra?
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>>700882099
>>700882133
>>700882144
3 winrars!!
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>>700882133
Oh shit winrar
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>>700881982
wait...how bout dem titays before I am dead. I won't be around tomorrow.
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>>700881849
Roll
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No matter what excuse I make up for these texts, I'm lying. I'm just on meth right now and I'm psychotic.
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>>700880983
MAke this shit recursive, make him send the damn convo back
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>>700882200
winrar!
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Can hardly keep up with you crazy fucks
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>>700882222
THE QUADS HAVE SPOKEN!!! THEY HAVE TOLD US THE WAYYYYY!!!
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Fuck I cummed while petting the dog he cummed too... What do I do?
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>>700882133
fuck that was quick
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>>700882222
Quads nighers
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>>700882222
Shit
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>>700882222
Oh shit quads
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>>700882222
This is it. This is the ultimate waste.
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>>700882222
Quads speaks
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Yeah rereading this so fake

so fake
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>>700882222
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>>700882290
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>>700882290
Then this kekek
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HOLY FUCK QUADS MADE A GOOD ONE
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>>700882200
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I love you. Never forget me
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>>700882222
bless
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>>700882099
WINRAR

OP pls
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>>700882222
Oh Shit OP is Hot water now with these quads
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That dab high don't last too long, an hour and a half is plenty time to be good for work
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>>700882200
look its dubs bundy guys!
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>>700881982
Fucking only if it was real
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Fuuuxk this thread is shiiît
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I am going make headlines tommorow.

National headlines...
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This is Jake, from state farm.
>>700876358
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Ok I I found my testicle and ate it for good protein m. I only need one right?
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>>700882388
What have you done
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>>700882261
my proudest moment, thanks OP!
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>>700882455
Dubs
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I think OP is texting his friend who's in on this. For a co worker her responses are bland as fuck. Who agrees
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>>700882530

OP is bailing
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>>700882261
She is still responding to you... She cares about you OP, she wants your cock in her mouth. She wants to take your little bastard children inside of her and get pregnant then pull the baby out of herself and drink its blood, OP. She really loves you. She wants to die by your side and have you cook her into a delicious breakfast for everyone to share
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>>700882507
watching a man raping a dog
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>>700882200
duBS BUNDY
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"I killed my sister, then fucked her corpse, would you please fuck my corpse when I die? I want others to know how good it feels fucking a dead body, it is my final wish"
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AXOLOTL MY TIME HAS COME TO BURN, I INVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER THAT I MAY RETURN!
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>>700882600
Obviously
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Alright guys i think thats a wrap for sharon.
Do you guys think telling HR that i got drugged at a bar and they took my phone? Ive never been this fucked
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>>700882600
DUBS!

Also, speaks da true-true
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I am dying right now, Sharon. Don't let me die without seeing your beautiful breasts first.
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>>700882666

Satan
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>>700882600
Me
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boards.4chan.org/b/
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>>700882491
Rolling
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>>700882672
you're fucked frankie
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>>700882672
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>>700876358
This is all your fucking fault, Sharron
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>>700882672
Don't take your phone and say someone robbed you
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>>700882757
Roll
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>>700882672
well done OP. Thank you for being a true /b/ro: fucking over your own life for the sake of our ammusement
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>>700882200
damn! quadruple dubs
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>>700882757
get
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>>700882672
Well time for cousin I guess, start that thread jake!
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>>700882832
Reroll
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>>700882672
Yeah just say that. Say you're willing to take a drugs test if that helps.
Unless you are a regular drug user of course.
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Get to HR first saying Sharon has been quite rude to you recently and that she's starting to tell stories. Ask them to ask her if she has anything against you.
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>>700882672
Wait, send her your cock, but cover it in blood
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Coolest op ever
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>>700882672
Even though it's just your friend fake replying. I got a decent lul
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>>700882816
id agree with this^
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>>700882672
Just say you lost it at the pub
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Do the 666 op
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Just say you were on meth.
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Im down for cousin thread
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>>700882900
DO IT BITCH
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>>700882222
Dubdub quads
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>>700882925
yep
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SNITCHES GET STICTHES
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I will fucking end you, Sharon.
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>>700882997
Have you seen Brandon and his mother,he kept it going until she drove down to get him
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Alright you fucks im starting a new thread
Lets do this
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me likey
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>>700883091
Rolling
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>>700882600
Yep
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>>700882200
OP totally ignored these quad dubs.
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>>700883159
What happened?
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>>700882672
Send the link. Or screenshot it.
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Just show up to work tomorrow without your phone and act like this convo never happened. If anyone asks about it, don't say anything.
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>>700883159
I fucked ur mum xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd wanna chill the netflix
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Do you think I'm a bad person?
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>>700883159
Why haven't we fucked yet?
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>>700883277
The dubs have spoken and fucked you already
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>>700883159
My scrotum is bleeding bad and I have lost a testicle down the tub drain, so we don't have long to chat this through. btw Sharon is such a bitch.
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>>700882730
Witnessed.
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>>700883159
I was balls deep in a Mexican midget and couldn't think straight
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>>700883159
Olivia-lam, you disgraced my name. Prepare for the furry of "blood blade" my katana! *teleports behind you* fool, you've just brought everlasting torment on yourself! Tell aunt Sheryl? Tisk tisk. Now you will feel my full power! The east will show no mercy today!
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>>700883159
Actually, let's cut the crap. I want to see you completely exposed, completely in the nude and vulnerable. I want to feel your beating heart underneath the shallow breath of your bare chest. I want to be with you and control you, Olivia.
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>>700883159
you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night
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>>700883394
Newfag newfag
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>>700883444
the trips have spoken, they have told us the wayyyyyyyy
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>>700883444
Kek
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>>700883444
Perfect
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>>700883444
These are powerful trips OP, use them wisely
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>>700883325
R r r r re rolled yo mama
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Today I backed up into a door nob and it raped me.
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>>700883450
Fuck up faggot
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>>700883271
agreed. OP is selective. thread is rigged just like the DNC
/thread
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>>700883444
shes just gonna think jake is being retarded again and will immediately stop responding
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>>700883444
That's supposed to say "Olivia-kan"
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>>700883425
New thread fuckers
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>>700883608
Uh uh UUUUUHHH!
THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME FUCKING
Y
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M
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M
A
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>>700883480
Nope.
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He made another thread
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>>700883159
I was thinking about you a little while ago, my dog was lick my nut sack and I hought, wow I should make it right with Olivia. Then I nutted and texted you.
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>>700883763
link it
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>>700883761
Kek
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