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General /b/ fight thread.
Can you hold your own in a fight?

>what's your age, height and weight?
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
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I never leave my basement so I don't fight.
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>/b/
>fight
>Implying bragging about it on the internet isn't the most autistic thing you can do

Heres whats gonna happen

10 or 12 people are gonna post several different things, an argument will break out, people will call each other out on bullshit, people will still posts stats, then it'll devolve into a shitstorm of dick slapping arguments over whos the most autistic faggot posting bullshit stories on the internet and stale ass pasta.

Congrats OP, you've contributed to the cancer, I hope you're proud. Oh, and sage.
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>>700873459
Ive never been in a fight that started with anger if that's what OP means, but:
>25 ; 185cm (6'1") ; 90kg (198)
>Hapkido ~5 years
>Never whiteknighted
>One of the guys Ive sparred with got me in a joint lock that fractured my wrist and I couldn't tap out. Shit was pretty painful.
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>>700873459
18/193cm/idk averageish

I used to do Thai Boxing a few years ago, and some Judo when I was a kid.

Never had to.

Not to sound like an arrogant faggot, but nobody's been able to land anything on me yet. Almost all of my fights were "one punch down" sorta things, nothing extended.
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>>700873722
/thread

first post best post
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>>700873799
>he is deeply concerned about post quality on /b/

Lmao check this newfag loser out. Also my singles
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>>700873459
Too many shit questions.

I will usually go psycho if someone attacks me or a friend. Won't stop even if he is on the ground. I'm gonna make fucking sure he will not be a threat afterwards. I fight dirty as well, eye gouging, whatever, I don't give a fuck. Ripped someones ear almost off once.

Knife? If I'm alone, run away. Gun? Run away.
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>>700873722
Finally a honest answer on /b/
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>>700873459
>35, 6'1", 245
>Played hockey for a decade, rugby for 5 years, spent my 20s brawling in bars
>Sure, you can't be too picky when you're looking for trouble. It also gets you laid sometimes, and girls who are impressed by drunken fighting tend to be crazy in bed.
>I had a bouncer hit me in the sternum with a dead blow hammer once, that sucked pretty bad
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> be 22 years old
> going to meet some 16 year old girls at 3am
> meeting them in sketchy park
> hear yelling and screaming up ahead
> see 16 year old gay kid getting beaten by gang
> gang is 6 18/19 year old dudes
> decide to white knight
> roll up on the scene and tell girls to gtfo
> girls tell me to fuck off
> gang sees me and asks if I want some too
> politely decline the beating
> they offer it up free of charge
> all of them bigger than me
> deal of a lifetime, can't refuse
> pow pow pow quick strikes to my head out of nowhere
> glasses are broken fucking hell
> turn to walk away, keep getting hit in back of head
> few of them realize they won and back off
> leader of group still getting jollies off
> pow pow fuck hope they dont sever my spine
> they pull him off me, i start to run
> he chases me, but he is pretty drunk
> get away and call cops
> cops question them and let them go
> fuck my life
> no underage pussy
> nobody even knows my name
> my glasses are broken
> I didnt throw a single punch
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>>700874235
What kind of shit place allows bouncers to hit customers with a hammer?
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>>700873459
Yes, of course.
> 34
> 507, 165 lbs
> white kid who grew up in Oakland with a bunch if nignogs always trying to fight, I had to learn fast
> I broke a nignog's arm once, it was fucking great
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>19, 5'8" about, 150 pounds

I wrestled and boxed all throughout my school years and I've been in a few fights, all to preppy soft kids so I've never had any trouble. During a wrestling practice some asshole kid fell on my arm while it was extended, so I hyper extended it and received a small fracture
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>>700874505
Bouncers are usually deadbeat scum who haven't overdosed on their drug of choice yet.

>>700874532
>I broke a nignog's arm once, it was fucking great

Noice.
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>>700874505
A bar in the ghetto that doesn't have an actual sign.
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>>700873459
24 6' 240
no sports
defended friends couple time
2 guys with hockey sticks swinging at me
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>>700873861
>>700873892
>>700874074
>>700874235
>>700874414
>>700874532
>>700874651

None of you deserve to brag. Have you fought ten orks in hand to hand without armour or holy bolter?

Your heads would be smears in my gauntlets without a thought.
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>>700873459
22
6ft
140
second degree blackbelt in korean martial art of kuk sool won
i fought for a friend who had a broken arm at the time
in a tournament i was arm barred and nearly broke my arm, just some joint damage
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24, 5'11. 160 lb
Took 2 years of boxing

I once got a message from some guy claiming he fucked my girlfriend and wanted to fight.

I took the easy way out, jumped him with a baseball bat and vandalized his car.

Most painful method was getting stabbed. That I've experienced. I'm sure there are worse out there.
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>>700874651
Actually someone threw a lawn chair at my head once by accident, that hurt really bad too. But my fractured arm may have hurt a bit more it was long ago so it's hard to remember
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>>700874788
What were you doing there and why did the bouncer hit you though? Share the story
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>>700874059
Get out robot
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>>700874505

Sketchy part of town where bouncers have had their asses handed to them a couple times. It is what it is man. In some towns you gotta give the bouncers a fighting chance.
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>27
>215lb
>5'7"
>boxing for 5 yrs. Sparring, with only 1 fight/ Savate for a little over 3 years with 4 fights/ and very limited bjj experience.
>never white knighted anyone
>once in sparring I went for a head kick and my opponent threw a wild kick that hit me full force in the nuts. Even with the cup, the force of the kick knocked me to the ground, where I stayed for several minutes.
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>>700874910
where did you get stabbed?
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>>700874532

When I was 14 this dude got in a fight with me and just went blitzkrieg on my ass. 20+ punches in 5 seconds, but they all hit the top of my head. I was too shocked to throw anything back, but his hand was broken and I walked away fine.
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18/165cm/155

Boxing,Jiu-Jitsu and a little muay-thai.
Some mentally disturbed kid threathned a friend once and stabbed my neck with a wooden stick before i knew how to fight, i threw his ass on the floor and thank god the stick didnt pierce my neck.
Nothing expecific, probably a knee lock, those are fucking nasty if you dont tap.
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>>700875212
>5'7
>215
You're a beefy fella aren't you?
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>>700873459
>23
>5'9" 160 pounds
>dabbled in judo and mcmap
>no, I grew up in the poor area of DC all those women were how's
>I'm white in a black neighborhood, its always a 5v1 ratio cause fuck whitey
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18, 6'3 225
BJJ, Muay Thai, Tai Kwon Do, Wing Tsun
Someone tried to steal from me and friend, broke his arm.
A reverse leg lock. Almost dislocated pelvis.
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>5'11
>190 lbs
>wrestlerfag
>lift /b/ro
>inb4 steroids
>no one fucks with me
>I don't fuck with anyone
>feels good
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>>700874843
>>700874883
>>700874910
>>700875212

None of you would last seconds against even our newest Neophytes, who are barely children. Your bragging is Humorous. Maybe you would be worthy as fodder for the guard, but I see no real fighters among you.
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>>700874843

Hockey sticks are the most beta weapon. Usually used by rich kids who have never been in a real fight.

Like seriously, wtf is a hockey stick gonna do? I couldn't care less if it hit me, its not going to hurt. Baseball bats are the real money.
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>>700873722
Honestly was the last thing i expected in this thread.
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>35, 72", 200 lbs
>bjj and a little wrestling
>no
>any heel hook or armbar I guess, never been in an actual fight
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>>700873459

>22; 5'10 ; 200lbs
>Muy thai ;wrestling (freestyle)
>played football in hs
>never whiteknighted, fuck that shit
> hard uppercut to the body had me wheezing
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>20 5'11 165
BJJ and some Boxing, got a kick to the nuts in one of my mma fights. Vid if anyone is interested:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSIoHp97kSg
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>>700875372
Wrestlerfag here as well, I'll put you in a flawless Russian and toss you to the ground. Next thing you know BAM absolutely perfect ball and chain
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>>700875607
>uppercut to the body
was this while sparring in muay thai?
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>>700873459
24, 5'11, about 160ish
none
i don't really care enough about people to fight for them
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I'll bite

> 35, 6'2", about 195.
> 15 years ADF (retired)
> we get paid to whiteknight
> most painful thing to happen to me... squirrel grip

That's right. I've been shot, stabbed, blown up, and beaten with sticks and the most painful thing that ever happened to me was when a 10 year old golliwog grabbed my balls and twisted cos he thought I was going to shoot his dad.
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>>700875749
Don't threaten me with a good time Cutie.
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>>700875318
Yeah, not gonna lie. My lack of dedication to training is what holds me back the most. When I get a fight I'll cut down to 180/175, and that's still too big for me, so I lose a lot. I'm more than confident I can handle myself in a street fight, but in an actual company competion its pretty easy to out work me.

But I'm also a hopeless alcoholic, so its not like I'm gonna stop drinking.

>I found a happy medium.
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>>700874964
>26 years old
>Depressed and externalizing
>Made a habit of drinking heavily and looking for fights in bars
>Decided to try on a bar in an especially shitty neighborhood in Chicago
>Spent two or three hours drinking
>Closing time closing in
>Eventually its just the drunk, the aggressive, and the women too fat/old/ugly to get laid
>Only white face in the joint
>Some guy decides I'm staring at him
>Words are exchanged
>Call his mother a cunt
>He's drunker than I am
>Its a short fight
>His friends pile in
>End up using a pool ball to deal with being outnumbered
>Bouncer starts breaking it up with the hammer
>Worst thing I've ever felt
>Thank god for bars slow-playing 911 because of Chicago's 3 Strikes policy on liquor licenses or I would have spent the night in jail

I was a fucking scumbag back then.
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>>700875318
>>700875337
>>700875371
>>700875372
>>700875521
>>700875607
>>700875749
>>700875853

You would lose a battle against training before you got to see real combat.

It saddens me to see that My brothers and I fight to protect such weak and pitiful creatures. Such is the Emperors will, and your whelps are lucky I do not question my Lord.
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>>700875749
followed by some sodomy in the locker room afterwards.....wrestlers.
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>>700875212
Forgot! I took a couple months of fencing back in middle school! Had one competition where I was 3rd out of six, so I can sword fight too.
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>>700873459
Male, 18, 73kg
Boxing and weights
None, I always win
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>>700873799
32, former Marine, 5'11", 220lbs
MCMAP, Hapkido training
Jointlocks most painful
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>>700875950
I've got a friend just like you, same height and weight. I find it easy to cut weight for fights but he just refuses lol
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>>700875790

Yessir, also caught a pretty harsh (unintentional) back elbow to the forehead.
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>>700876038
Olympics since like the dawn of time

I know right?
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>>700875707
You suck dick at fighting and you telegraph every movement
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>>700875950
Dude same, 220 right now , wanan get to 190 so i dont have to fight 6 foot giants with miles of reach over me. Just dont have the dedication
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>>700876313
It's tradition
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>>700876331
that was round 3 and i was tired af
post some of your fights so i can learn ;)
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18, 5'11, 135 pounds
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> not concealed carrying and skipping all the bullshit of fighting like an animal
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>>700876313
It's not gay, just being very comfortable with your sexuality. Hererosexual man on man sex is totally a thing. It's only gay if you make it gay.
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>>700873459
>what's your age, height and weight?
24, 1,72m & 60kg
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
masturbation
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
try to defend a friend against 10 guys, this fucker leave me with 7, they beat the shit out of me
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
got one shot by a lefty with a bunch of rings on his hand, got my nose at around 90°
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>19
>varsity football in highschool
>kid kept on stepping on my shoe and shoving me in the hallway, I laughed it off because I knew he was trying to look tough for my gf since he crushed on her for two years
>was in a bad mood one day, when he did it again
>told him to fuck off
>"or what faggot"
>pushed him to the wall
>commenced fighting
to win a fight, the tactic I use is to punch their fist since my hand is harder. I broke their hand and left mine bruised, so I guess I won? I think he tried swinging at me when I walked away but his friends held him back
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>>700876241
Ha ha! I know it! Get in shape? I'll just fight the kid twice my size!

And all the little kids around the gym think I'm a badass cause I'm not afraid to fight anyone, when in reality, I'm too afraid to go sober.

I try to steer them to actual winners at my gym as role model.
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>>700875220
In the arm, right below the elbow, tried to catch the knife. At least I managed to get away afterwards. Ran fast as I think I ever have. Carry a knife on me now just in case.
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>>700876596
I bet you're sort of fat, not obese but you always look like you just ate a thanksgiving meal. Also I bet you crave authority like a cop who was bullied in school or a neighborhood security guy
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>>700876473
Sure is. There is nothing like tossing that asshole around. You know the one that ran his mouth about singlets the year prior. All of the sudden wants to come out for wrestling the next year.
>mfw
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When I was a little kid, I took martial arts classes. I never learned shit, or got my black belt because the parents of the other bitch-ass kids said I was "hitting too hard" helicopter Moms can suck my dick
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>19
>6'0"
>190
>few months of boxing, a little karate or something
>no
>getting stabbed
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>>700873459
28
225lbs
Boxing, Shoot
Yes, both a woman and a kid getting picked on by spics
In a ring, probably a kneebar, although a good triangle ducks too. Out of the ring is easy, getting stabbed.
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>>700876742
Wait... You punched the kids hand? Am I reading this wrong or are you just that autistic
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>>700876599
You're swinging at the fences and it's cute
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>>700875404
i dont want to be a marine bitch, i want to be a happy man living my life
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>>700876826
I'm none of those thing. Just protecting myself and people I care about the easy way if a situation arises.
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>>700876405
My goal is to one fight at 160 like my coach's really want me at, they say the ultimate goal would be 155, but seriously fuck that. I just don't want to be that small.

175 is the closest I got.
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>>700873459
>18
>6'-ish
>150-ish
>shaolin kenpo for 10 years
>kind of
>i don't know
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>18, 195cm, 95 kg (its fat, not muscles)
>no martial arts, but i grew up in a shitty neighbourhood so i can take care of myself
>I did. I've beat some tracksuit dude (guys wearing tracksuits in most slavic countries. Just Google "dresiarz". It's the closest thing to nigger gangbangers we have here. Generally everybody hates them, and i hate them more than i hate sandniggers). He was beating his girlfriend on local train station.
>I bashed the said tracksuit-guys head on a metal handrail multiple times. He lost 2 teeth, broke nose, and had his skin cut in multiple places.
I'd do that to every guy in tracksuit in this shitload of a country.
I'm not even aggresive
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>>700876503
Unfortunately I've only taught boxing I don't watch a UFC fight once then go sign up for fighting events with no skill whatsoever such as yourself
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>be me
>22 yo
>6'7", 210 lbs
>generally hate violence, only defend myself if necessary
>at bar with mates
>one of my friends gets into a stupid drunken argument with a group of 3 skinhead-looking people way bigger than him. (he's like 5'7")
>before I manage to break it off peacefully they knock him out cold
>I go into protective rage
>manage to beat two of them to the ground, third decides to leave it at that
>fast forward 2 weeks
>same bar
>just sitting at the bar enjoying a beer
>suddenly feel cold metal on my neck
>"you fucked with the wrong guys"
>instinctively knock whatever is brushing up against my skin away and punch the guy in the face
>he loses the object - i now see it's a gun
>try to take him out, get jumped by more of his mates and they beat me silly.

Apparently the people I beat up were a part of the gang bandidos in the local area.
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>>700876002
wtf are you even talking about?
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>>700877356
I feel you man . The local mma circuit around my area actually has a title vacant at 205 so my buddy is trying to convince me to go for that
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>>700877377
He wasn't so good at fighting from what I saw but at least he wasn't a kicking fag like the fag he was fighting. Kicking is so damn gay
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>>700877712
Space Marines, man.
Look at the picture.
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>>700877463
you're lucky to be alive man
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>>700877111
Nice full house
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>>700877463
Don't know if you are one lucky motherfucker or the exact opposite
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>>700877463
how bad was the damage they did to you?
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>>700874880
>>700875404
>>700876002
Kill yourself, samefag
>>
The problem is that people mistake a fight for fighting. They watch MMA or whatever and think it's about scoring points. It's not. It's about getting the other guy to stop attacking you. Forget all that shit you learned on the playground about "fighting fair." That's bullshit. Don't be afraid to go for the groin. It's like an instant off-switch.

If someone is coming at you, put shit in between you. Throw a chair in their path, hell, pick up a chair and use it as a weapon. Kick downward on their knees. Slap them in the ear. Gouge eyes. Do whatever you have to do.
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22
240lbs
American football and boxing
I broke some other dudes knee yesterday; I've never broken anything but I took a (different) knee to the nuts
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>>700877806
Can't help but agree with your friend! You can get lucky in amateur fighting. Have people pull out of whatever tourny they have set up, and only have a fight or two.

Just think, if you can get lucky in one fight, you're a champ! Even if you lose it on the first defense, you've still had that belt!
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>>700875447
1 dude is manageble but 2 is different story you cant grab both at the same time hockey stick can easily break wrists/fingers/nose it hurts more then you think lol we were on the ice and i didn't had hockey skates so that didn't help
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>>700877463
It's true i saw it
I was the gun
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>>700877836
Kicking itself is gay, unless you know how to do it. When you pull off one of those fancy-ass roundhouse head insta-knockout kicks it is hella impressive. I've seen guys do that because local dipshits have a mma fetish
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>>700876678

>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
>masturbation

somehow this had me keking
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>>700873459
>what's your age, height and weight?
27, 5ft10, 10.5st
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
whitewater kayaking, systema(happy punches for all) and Historical fencing(aka those fags who hit each other with blunt sabres)
>whiteknighted
I suppose I have, but if you see someone getting hurt and you think "I can stop that" you kinda have to, don't you?
> the most painful technique
someone hit me in the head with a brick once, that fucking hurt.
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>>700879086
>whitewater kayaking
damn always wanted to try that. kayakers look fit as fuck, no homo
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>>700873459
>>what's your age, height and weight?
33, 5'7, 215lbs
>>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
Knock you down and pound your head in
>>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
No
>>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
Breaking my elbow throwing an inmate to the floor.
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>>700877928
Yeah, I've done my best to stay out of trouble in fear of my life.
Odds are I won't be as lucky next time.

>>700878112
I've lived a hard life, but I still deem myself lucky - that gang really was a lot of trouble in my youth.

>>700878213
I believed they just wanted to make a statement, they could easily have killed me and they had threatened me before at knife point.
I ended up with a broken nose, three broken ribs and crushed my left hand.
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>>700878576
>be me
>11 at the time
>playing street hockey
>9yr old fag keeps shit talking
>try to ignore
>more shit talking
>taking the highroad
>more shit talking
>slap 9yr old fag in the head with hockey stick
>goes down crying
>told to go home
>didn't care
>still smile when I think about that faggot crying

One of my fondest childhood memories. Up there with wrestling with a neighborhood girl in her pool. Kept feeling her up
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>>700873459
>24, 193cm, 90kg
>savate for like 5 years now
>i whiteknight a lot in club when i'm with girl friends or shit like that since i'm that "tall friend", but i rarely fight, still got knocked out one night tho
>got my tibia broken once in one of those dumb fights behind the highschool when i was kid, probably this
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>>700879469
>still got knocked out one night tho
story?
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>>700879332
You should've stalked them when their alone with your mates, jump them and kill them.

Rabid dogs will never learn, they need to be put down.
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>>700873459
20, 6'6, 200
Judo bjj
no
Had an enormous 500/600lbs or smth guy lay over me, that was the worst thought I'd suffocate to death
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>>700879241
I recommend it, it's fun, it's good exercise and you can do it sitting down.
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>>700879469
>when I'm with girl friends
>savatuese?
>what glove?
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>>700873459
I went to one of the toughest schools on Chicago I can straight up fight. Which doesn't mean shit these days because a nigger will still shoot you in the fucking back when you're not looking. So I just carry a gun instead of fucking around. Much easier.
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>>700873459
>Age, height and weight: 21, 5'11, 78kg
>Boxing~4 years.
>Technically yes, had to defend my gf because a classmate of her tried to rape her. Put the bastard to sleep with a sweet, clean upper.
>Got punched very hard by a guy–who was also very good–in my kidneys. I was pissing blood for the next 3 days.
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>>700879928
>Got punched very hard by a guy–who was also very good–in my kidneys. I was pissing blood for the next 3 days.
shit was this in a street fight?
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>>700880046
Nope, it was in an official match. Needless to say, I got TKO'd.
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>>700879409

so hitting someone younger and weaker than you with a stick is up there with sexual harassment?
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>>700880430
No, just felt really satisfying to hit such a shit head! Like I did a real good thing. I made the world a better place by hitting that piece of shit.

Its probably how fire fighters feel when they pull babies out burning cars, or cops when they shoot black kids.
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25, 181, 177 pounds

Mastered the ancient Taiwanese martial art of Suk Hees Dik....so thats wat I do....whenever a nigga tries ro jump me, I Suk Hees Dik and he's usually too tired after that to fight any more...Winrar
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>>700879577
I knew the leader of the gang, as we worked together at the time.
So he would talk to me about the things he heard and subtly threaten me to shut up about it to the authorities.

After the gun episode I said straight out I'd be going to the police.
He didn't approve, ended up physically arguing.
One thing to mention is that I was a tinsmith at the time and we worked on a building roughly 20 ft above ground.

Got more involved in the fight and as you can expect we fell of the roof in the midst of fighting.
I landed (luckily) in a big sandbox which probably saved my life, but unfortunately with him on top. This would mark the last time I had any problems with them.

It destroyed my knees really bad though, still have pain to this day.
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>>700880835

shit, you are untrollable, you got a sense of humor
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>>700881061
Kek
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>>700881061
Kek
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>21, 5'6", 170lbs
>BJJ
>hell no, but i've beat up 2 women in my time
>Tear Gas
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>>700873459
>be a month ago
>got into argument with scumbag on bus
>scumbag tries insulting gf
>rip into scumbag, publicy embarrassed scumbag
>scumbag stands up and spits towards my gf
>bang scumbag
>carry on swinging
>scumbag nose all busted
>blood everywhere
>kicked off bus
>gf gets well mad at me
>mfw
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>>700873459
> 28, 177cm, 60 kg
> Karate for 7 years, sambo for 2, and kickboxing for 2 (currently training it)
> No whiteknight
> Most painful technique was a hip lock in training fight, pretty sure the other guy could have taken me apart.
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>>700873459
>19
>5'11
>96 kg
>played football, soccer, lacrosse and hockey
>never whiteknighted
>got drop kicked while i wasnt looking, fell straight back on concrete and cracked my skull
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>>700873459
23, 5'10", 80 kg (~176 lbs)
2nd Dan Black Belt kyokushin Karate
Been training BJJ the past 4 years currently purple belt.
Done competitions for both.

Have only stepped in on fights a few time when I've seen idiots brawling while drunk (normally a few guys picking on one person) or if I've seen a mate get jumped.

Been stabbed in the thigh and arm, doesn't hurt at the time but pretty fucked after. Also copped a trolley pole to the back of the head.
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Yes.

>29, 5'10, 205lb
>2 years of taekwondo when I was a kid. lol
>Yeah. He slapped her and she was a friend. Got my dick sucked by her hotter friend to. (Hot tip: Girls like guys who can hand out naps)
>Millennials don't kick. Don't be afraid to stomp a foot or knee a rib in a clinch. Watch you're breathing but be aggressive when your op arises.
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>>700873459
>28
>Boxing & lil bit of BJJ
>Nope, fuck that.
>Bat to the face.
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>>700883652
Who hit you with the pole?
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>>700884069
Whoops.

5'11 & 180lbs if anyone really gives a shit
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>>700884377
Did you get knocked out from the bat strike?
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>>700873459
>22, 6'1, 195
>Just lift and row
>Used to be a piece of shit, mouth off and start fights
>Worst was when I wondered into a halfway house courtyard on accident while shit faced
>started argument with some guy
>throws half assed punch at me
>Knocked him out after brief scuffle
>Four people came downstairs after hearing ruckus
>Thought I could take them
>They beat the absolute shit out of me
>2 Broken ribs, fractured jaw, broken nose
>Had to stay in hospital for three days because of increased inter-cranial pressure
>Haven't fought since
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>>700879533
>one of those shitty huge club
>ratio was like 9 guys/1 girl
>some drunk ass manlet began to weirdly rub himself behind a friend of mine
>told him to fuck off
>still doing it
>onepunchman.jpeg
>thiskillsthemanlet.png
>about to live
>felt someone touching my shoulder
>elbow strike instinctively, thinking it was the same guy or some of his friends
>huge security guy
>onepunchman2.mp4
>got knocked out for a couple of second
>>700879737
yellow glove, never did a single competition tho
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>25
>280 lbs (was 205 when I was getting in fights)
>Little bit of Boxing
>Been cold cocked with a large chunk of cinderblock

I can hold my own alright but my issue with boxing is that it really only teaches you to fight people who strike a lot, I've fought wrestlers before and win or lose I always take much more damage than I need to because I'm constantly trying to wiggle my way out from under some asshole.
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>>700873459
Can you hold your own in a fight?
Right now? Maybe, kinda out of shape.

>what's your age, height and weight?
30, 6', 235 lbs
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
No martial arts, but I've been Ina few street fights. Played football, paintball. And skateboarded in hs, haven't really done anything but motorsports since.
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
Yeah actually. Dude was pushing on my chick at a concert, whatevs, she was pishing him. But then he pushed her over and I saw him hit her so I laid into him. Wasn't much of a fight though.
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
I got sucker punched by some guys friend while I was beating his ass. Hit me right behind the ear.
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>>700885016
forgot this bit

>Have beat a trucker for throwing a roll of quarters at a stripper but I don't know if I'd call that white knighting
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>>700884874
Not gonna lie you got balls to stand up to girls like that. I wouldn't know what to do in a similar situation because too beta.
Is that shit common in clubs?
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>>700884294
Saw a mate getting jumped by some cunts he had problems with a while ago, turns out there were more of them than I initially thought, so legit copped the pole to the head from behind
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>>700885509
Damn that's a pussy move, did you get ko from it?
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>>700883652
Purple belt in just 4 years? You must be at the gym everyday. Do you instruct or something?
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>>700884874
Nice! Red, been meaning to test for white for a while.

I'm in the NE of US so I have to travel to Montreal for comps.

Are you located in a high Savate area? Just curious where Savate is popular. I'm kinda in wasteland.
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>>700885717
Train 5 times a week, not instructing as yet. Spend time at the gym to keep me out of trouble and helps with anger management issues
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>>700885667
Got dropped for about a minute but other mates got there before I got too fucked up
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>>700873799
There used to be meet and fight threads on /b/ if you don't remember. New friend....
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30, 6'0", 180lbs
Wutan Baji, archery, running, lifting.
Kinda yes, but it didn't escalate beyond intimidation.
Worst in an actual fight? Straight punch to the nose. That shit hurts.
Went through more pain when learning Baji though, when my teacher would do various demonstrations of "this is what THIS movement does." A lot of joint locks and knocking me on my ass were involved.
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>>700886245
Some of those were nasty, I remember one guy who was a scary looking ex con motherfucker, don't know if he went through with the fight
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>>700886323
>Wutan baji

Is that the one where you circle a lot? Can you post links to show techniques or sparring videos? I'm always curious how martial arts look textbook vs application
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I'm 16 years old, 6 ft, 149 pounds
3rd degree black belt in taekwondo.
I forgot to wear my crotch cup during sparring and a fourth degree black belt girl kicked me in the crotch
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>>700878430
This. The only unfair fight is the one you lose. You're in it to end the fight by any means necessary as quickly as possible in your favor.
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>>700886023
Training at the gym, BJJ specifically is a very humbling experience. I'm a white belt in a GI required class, been training BJJ for few months now. Are their a lot of black belts in your gym?
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>>700885154
You know what sucks the most. When I was in highschool, I was 235 still, just I was ripped.... I miss those days.
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>>700883652
So far I'd say this guy kicks everyone's ass in here.
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>>700873459
>19, 6.2", 84kg (185)
>Boxing, three years
>Never white knighted for random cucks, just friends, got put in hospital after defending a friend of mine who got attacked by 8 people
>Headbutt to the eyesocket, fractured it and scarred skin
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> age, weight, height
34 6'2, 185
> What martial art or any sport you practice
6 years of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu (Purple Belt, 1 stripe), some boxing, some judo, some wrestling.
> Have you ever whiteknighted
no.
> what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight
currently recovering from it, had a guy I train with in a submission move called an omoplata, he stepped across my body to defend and unbeknownst to me, he had a metal knee replacement.. when I swept him that metal knee cracked the cartilage of my ribs.
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Yeah

>29, 6'2" 220
>trained by coworkers in Jiu-jitsu and Capoeira
>Nah
>Went for the eyes

I work security, I got training there, and I've had to be violent when people behave violently, the worst thing I've done is nearly break this asshole's wrist after hiptossing him and having him start kicking me, but generally people aren't dumb enough to fight security.
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>>700887432
You don't know fighting very well. There are plenty of guys, assuming the truth has been told, that just have too much weight on him. You have to severely out skill your opponent when they even have 20 pounds on you, let alone 40 or 50.
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>>700886810
Bagua is the one with the very distinctive circle walk. Baji as it was taught to me is more about explosive force and grappling. One of the first things I learned was taking control of an attacker's arm and then (while holding his arm) basically shoulder tackling his armpit for a dislocation.

Here you go, this is more demonstrative and not at all full contact, but you can kinda see the basics of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcyZ_S_v2JQ
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>>700880355
How many times have you broken your nose?
Has anyone ever punched you in the kidneys before? If so, which would hurt more, Kidney or liver shot if delivered with the same force?
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>>700873459
Age 18, height 5'3" weight 131 lbs

Wrestling, Brazilian Jiu-jitsu, Hockey

Not really

Not really a technique but taking a puck to the mouth hurts like fuck, lost 3 teeth
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>>700887874
>Capoeira
Now that's a fun one to watch.
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Had 9 amatuer boxing matches, only lost once to the NZ champion, I think boxing would be one of the best disciplines to learn in terms of defending yourself or fighting, most fights in the street go from a few seconds to at the max just a minute or so, and theyre almost always won by the guy who gets hits in first
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>>700873459
31, 6' 280, can bench 350, boxing, kicked in the nuts and hit with a 2 X 4. Never got in a fight over a girl.
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physical violence is for poor people
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>>700887038
We have 3 black belts and had a red belt instruct for 6 months about 2 years into me training. It really is a humbling experience and honestly one of the things that has helped me with my anger management most.
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>>700874414
Wheres the squad or shiv dum dum
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>>700888435
wrong, mayweather can attest to that
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>>700881111
Nice quaddies
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>>700875707
Man, how did you score this fight? Did you get paid?
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>>700888261
I can't do the dancing, the guy who sparred with me and trains regularly was very impressive, he's just solid muscle, I'm much more at home with Jiu-jitsu.
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>>700878387
Can you fight 10 orks in a hand to hand combat?
Then the autistic point still stands.
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>>700887987
That looks cool. From what I could see in that video it looked like they were mostly controlling the upper limbs, but unlike that crappy hapkido, it looked like it mixed in some kicks which is awesome.
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>>700888658
yes, okay?
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>>700887880
Purple belt in BJJ dude. As long as he didn't play the striking game, which why would he on a bigger opponent, i'd say he has an enormous advantage over most people. I know fighting.
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>>700888497

> Red belt

Which one, it's not like there are many of them.
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>>700888109
Wait, the fuck? Hockey is a martial art now?
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>>700873459
6'5 220 I'd probably get my ass kicked depending on situation. But I'm white and don't fight fair, if you pull a knife on me I'd pull a gun.
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>>700888497
I think the experience you get in a BJJ class is like none other in that regard, because regardless of your size, you will have to tap and on a regular basis, even against a person who has significantly less weight on you, and for a bigger guy like myself (220) it was a real eye opener much like it is with most people.
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>>700887880
I'm the OP (Kyokoshin and BJJ)

I completely agree with you mate, there's only so much I can do, and realistically anything more than 2 people I'd probably be fucked. I can hold my own and honestly I'd be comfortable taking anyone up to about 20kg on me, but after that it's too much muscle to deal with .
>>700887432
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>>700873799
You're doing God's work anon.
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>>700889095

I'm a purple belt in BJJ, too, but to be fair not all purple belts are equal... my instructor is very stingy with belts but our guys are all legit, but some schools I"ve competed against have very, very shitty purple belts who our blue belts would smash.

That being said, dude has a 2nd Dan in Kyokushin which is one of the few respectable and legit karate disciplines.
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First time posting a story so bear with me. On mobile. Have no idea how to green text.

>be me
>sophomore year of highschool
>runt in my grade. Didn't even start hitting puberty till senior year
>every day in gym class in the locker room this nigger would push me around and shit, trying to get me to fight and calling me names and stuff.
>puny little runt I am I don't like fighting but I also didn't take shit.
>always be saying fuck off and telling him off
>one day he pushes me out of his way like usual and my little brain snapped and I shoved him across the locker room with all my might
>locker room is just me, nigger, and nerdy looking jock of about six feet
>After I shove Mr. Negro he just turns around surprised
>randy orton outta nowhere! Comes up 6ft nerdy looking popular kid and starts shoving me into the locker and choking me like a pleb
>me go full animal and start punching all in his stomach because all i could reach.
>he backs off surprised, I further surprise him with a roundhouse punch square in the jaw
>he stumbled backwards, I asked if we were done fighting
>he shook my hand like a loser with no pride
>negro's jaw is on the floor
>my hand hurt like hell for a week, thought it was broken
>Mfw my mom thought the scratches on my neck were hickies
>me be a baller and have no bullying trouble the rest of highschool, former bullies apologize and are nice to me
>mission accomplished.
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>>700885342
>I wouldn't know what to do in a similar situation because too beta
I'm beta too m8, tbh getting knocked out in front of a crowd was one my biggest fear about streetfight or shit like that. But when you're actually in that kind of situation, with alcohol and everything you just react
>Is that shit common in clubs?
No it depends on where you at i would say, but most of the time everything can be easily settled down with words
>>700885984
I'm actually happily amazed that there is americans out there doing Savate. I'm french, and even here it aint that popular, so i cant even imagine in Nebraska. How many years anon ?
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>>700873459
>21, 5'11'', 205lbs
>used to do kenpo, jiujitsu, kickboxing, boxing, judo, wrestling, and mma. don't train anymore, but i had an ~8 year stretch of regular training and fighting/sparring
>yes, both
>shoulder throw. i went over the railing and had about a 5 foot fall off of the porch and onto the ground
the dude threw me, without warning, just to prove he could. we weren't even fighting at that point, but my friend saw, tackled the fuck, and we beat his ass. normally i call people cowards if they resort to ganging up on someone, but it was never a 1v1 to begin with so fuck him.
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>>700873459

I can hold my own with most humans who aren't green belt and above. Animals that I can beat in a fight are most dogs, bobcats, coyote, horses and any small mammals that are racoon sized. I'll be getting my brown belt with one stripe on Wednsday if I can break through 5 layers of balsa wood and 2 layers of oak.
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>>700889692
If you don't mind all the chest punches like they're doing fucking cpr
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>>700889029
>>700889029
Kicks are still pretty damned rare, footwork in baji is mostly for tripping your opponent or controlling their stance.

But you saw how much they love going after the elbows. It's a pretty easy break if you approach it right, and it can very quickly end a fight. Other popular targets are armpits and testicles because it's Chinese, of course you're going to get hit in the balls.

Another fun story was a move that involved quickstep in, right hand grabs your opponent's balls, left hand comes up to palm strike their throat, and as the palm strike connects, you yank backwards on their balls. My teacher said it was meant to castrate, but I just could never imagine tearing through a pair of jeans with my bare hand.

And my teacher looked like a Chinese version of Mr. Rogers.
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>>700890247
How many doggos you beated up? You know a trained doggo won't let your arm go until one of you pass out, right?
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>>700887874
uhm, you look like a fuckin couch potato, if thats you in pic your not 220 lol.

wheres the muscle? all i see is a flabby little arm and that fat around waist is cute as fuck.
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>>700889629
Well, I think anyone would be at losing odds against 2 people, regardless of training. But on a 1v1 fight, the knowlege a BJJ purple belt has on ground fighting would be too overwhelming, even for someone much heavier. Let us not forget the Gracie Challenge matches, or 150lbs Pedro Sauer vs. 250lb body builder and Mr. Utah, Lance Bachelor
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>224 pounds 6"1' 23 yo
>ex boxer, play gridiron
>i grabbed some skinny kid in school that pushed my friend around once.
>probably getting slapped in the balls by a 240 pound 6"4' black guy in school. same age.
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>>700890247
Ship me one of your racoon sized horses
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Listening to the misfits all night, went to what I thought was a punk show.
Bunch of emo fags standing around head bobbing.
7 circle Denver.
Fucked up properly, cheap whiskey and 40's.
Some skinny peace of shit swings at me for thrashing too hard at his favourite cry baby band.
My buddy knocks him the fuck out.
Too drunk to realize I'm in a skinny jean brawl with my dude clocking everything in sight
Get kicked out with a bloody mouth
Get invited back for the next act and the skinnies are banned
Fun shit with Kentucky deluxe
Buddy eventually told me I ip manned a few 16 year olds haha
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>>700890247
Brown belt in racoon punching.
I like it.
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Yup
31, 6ft, 180
Boxing
Stood up for a friend
Got my lip split/nose busted by a dude that did muy thai. Caught me off guard so I was rocked for a sec but I beat the piss out of him after that. Ruined a basement carpet and walls I'm sure.
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>>700890543

Wrong. A German Shepard bit my pants and held on. I swiftly punched him in the forehead as hard as I could and he had a seizure.
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>>700889692
Yeah you're right, not all purple belts are equal. My gym is super stingy with belts too, that's probably why I have a high standard of purple belts.
I've never heard of Dan in Kyokushin.
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>>700890912
Then again, I'm not talking about your grandma's dog, you filthy animal abuser.
I'm talking about police dogs/fight dogs. That can and will instatly jump and nite your arm.
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>>700891212
Kyokoshin is proper full contact karate.
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>>700888497
Who had the red belt?
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>>700891391

I doubt they can do anything honestly. As long as you stay calm and think clearly you can just focus on punching it in for head with all your strength. It WILL pass out or die. I meditate alot so I can block out pain.
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If you COULD fight u wouldn't be bragging about it here
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>>700889095
Lmfao, naw man. Grabbling and going to the ground, weight plays even more of a roll, lol. Keep in mind, I'm assuming that some of these people actually know how to fight. Its pretty fucking hard to use someone's weight against them, when they are using it against you and know what they're doing.
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I feel like I could hold my own in a fight, but that will probably change once I actually get in a fight lmao
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28
5'8
160lbs
no martial arts training.
im just tough, was athletic, atleast when younger, now i just bust ass in the sun.

been punched in the back of the head by roid bro, didnt hurt.

was trying to stop a fight between brothers, ended up falling over a footlocker and having him mounted ontop of me, punched me in the face like 40 times, after the first 10 i knew what was going on, and was thinking damn i must be getting fucked up, got my arm free and punched him in the ribs, that made him get off me. went to mirror and my face was just a little red lol.

got sucker punched walking around at night, called the guy a pussy and he kept walking.

never liked to hurt people tho, altho snaped twice and it happened lol. in like 4th grade this giant fucking girraffe kid wouldnt stop fuckin with me, sittin across from me at lunch, snapped and grabbed his middle finger as his hands where palm down infront of me, pushed it back against his hand..... in the blink of an eye problem solved.

was in line at airforce boarding school, kids would fuck with your back and try to get you sent to back of the line, well after like a year of that shit, they where fuckin with me and snapped, dropped back an elbow like bruce lee into the guy behind me's nuts, he fell to the floor screaming bloody death, it was horrible, everyone was freakin out and i just kinda stood there thinkin wtf did i do lol, nobody said nothing and never got fucked with again.

pretty sure i could punch people in the face pretty good if i wanted to, or use other shitty tricks like above to fuck people up, you know, like a thumb to the eyeball or crush their windpipe. depending on the situation it would be fun to exchange punch's but nowdays everyone fights like a nigger and you better win instead.
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>>700876742
>19
>high school
what year did you get held back in?
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>>700889898

Ha ha! I meant the north east, but I can see the mix up.

We have only a handful of schools officially with the federation. Hell, I got an invitation to the world championship coming up just because there are so few savatuers here. Unfortunately I can't make it to Croatia. Most teachers are karate guys who took seminars and learned the kicks but not all the elements of the sport.

I know my school, one in Chicago, and I guess California has a good amount of schools.

If you ever come to the US, swing by NH!
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>>700891845
I guess it depends on the opponent. If your opponent doesn't know anything about ground fighting, then he'd be in a very bad situation against a purple belt I think, even if he has the weight advantage and knows how to punch and kick. But against a bigger opponent who knows ground fighting, yeah not much of a shot at winning there.
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>>700891733
>Be me
>Wake up at 5AM
>Eat some eggs
>Meditate untill 10AM
>Go out in The woods
>Punch some racoons and squirrels
>Go to grandmqs house have lunch
>Her doggo comes at me
>Wants to play
>I punch The shit out of it
>Grandma is scared
>Kick me out
>Go brag about my animal abuses on /b
>Punch some guinea pigs I have around
>Meditate so I don't feel pain
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>>700891845
Have you wrestled or practiced BJJ? Technique over weight all day.
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>10th grade
>have studio art
>emo kid, super edgy type
>whatever I just tell him to kill himself when ever he try's to act cool and superior
>good keks came from his faggotry
>talking shit
>ask him about it before class
>shoves my shoulder with his and says "move fatass"
>grab him and give him a nice punch to his left jaw
>fly's back and lands on his ass
>gets up and tells me "fuck you" as the edgy cunt walks off
>top kek over all
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>>700889898
Oh, as far as years, I've been doing for around 3-4yrs. My teacher immigrated to the US from Italy and started teaching in 2001.

I think it got popular in the 80s with the rest of kickboxing and Van Damme movies. Kinda died down, but there is always some going on over there.

I'm doing what I can to help grow the sport, but until I get more people in my class then more importantly my instructors class (cause as a red, I can only teach up to green and you have to be red to compete), and get fights going, theres not much I can do.
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Looks like Hillary can: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzPnuSxOpIc
LMFAO
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>25
>6'2
>250
>overal girthy as fuck
> don't have any idea how to fight because no one has ever picked a fight with me
> my attitude says I can whoop in a fight but honestly someone half my size with some skill could probably take my goofy ass out

Also yawning cat thread
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>>700891845
Fights where it's a BJJ practitioner vs some other martial art, the Jujitsu guy usually wins, regardless of size.
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>>700877361
Thanks for taking the time to post. This was easily the best contribution.
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- 28, 6'2", 205 lbs.
-Taekwondo when I was 7, Muay Thai for the past 8 years, work out regularly.
-never white nighted
-got lightly punched in the elbow once, thought I was going to puke it hurt so bad. Don't know why.
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>>700891649

starting to doubt his claims as he's been asked several times and hasn't fessed up to who it was.
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>>700893541
I mean, the red belts are reserved for people who are pioneers of BJJ. You would be able to research any Red Belt extensively. Maybe he doesn't want to give out personal information, someone might be able to find out where he trains and stuff.
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>>700890511
Yeah I took a couplehing classes and they were telling me about breaking elbows, I always thought it would take a but more to break an elbow, but what would I know? I've never broken an elbow or had my elbow break. I like the tripping stuff though. Don't think it's as used in fighting as it could be.
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>>700892573
I get BJJ is good at taking out opponents than weigh more than you, but that only goes so far. There are other styles that people have claimed to know that are just as good, or in some aspects better.
>>700892729
Not really. I had a friend who practices BJJ, and I've wrestled him. He's been doing it for awhile and claims to know what he's doing, couldn't tell you his belt. Now some disclaimers, this has always been while drunk, and while he's sparred, I've been in a good number of actual street brawls. But the big one is, he's 135 soaking wet, I'm 235, he doesn't have the strength to move my weight, not when I'm using it against him. Sometimes he can trip me up, but I just latch on and pull him down. I can throw 135 with one hand, he's not going anywhere. Once were down I just manhandle him. He can't use his techniques because I just hold him.
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> 20, 6'5, 180 lbs.
> I've sparred friends if that counts.
>Once upon a time my greek friend (guy is like 5'2) got thugged up on by some wanna-be redneck faggot in highschool and I scared him off. No real fight but eh.
>Once in a spar I got a kick to the back of the thigh that wasn't fun, but that is about it.

I don't go looking for fights and thanks to my size I've just never had to throw a punch. Conflicts have come up but just don't act intimidated and Thugs Mcnigger will usually leave you alone.
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Kind of wish I got into a martial arts or boxing instead of computers and swimming. Then again, I'm 30 with a 4 bedroom house in silicon valley and a pool. I won the biggest fight of them all, buying a 1m house, on my own, as a fucking millennial.
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>>700891391
German Shepard's are police dogs
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>be 21st birthday
>new faggot older roommate only one to show love
>get hammered at bar
>go to liquor store 8/10 drunk
>buy 5th of whiskey
>split the the whiskey with faggot
>faggot says some shit about my mom recently diagnosed with cancer
>"my moms a saint take that shit back FAGGOT!"
>caught this nigga masturbating in his room during a party with like 40 people over
>faggot says you wanna go out side
>be 6'2 200 solid
>faggot is 4'9 200
>I tell faggot to put his hands up and he does
>I wait... nothing
>throw a jab with left on his mouth he starts gushing blood and other roommate gets between to break up fight

only fight ive ever been in
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>>700891454
>not the face! Not the face!
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I used to fight a lot as a kid (elementary school) maybe 2-3x a month, but they were just playground scuffles of course. I was socially awkward, got tongue-tied easily and couldn't make witty comebacks or talk shit to save my life, so fists were the only thing I could return fire with.

I went to middle school for a year in nigland and learned that there's always a bigger fish the hard way. From that I learned how to avoid/talk my way out of shit instead of just losing my temper, since now that we all have adult bodies there's a lot more potential to get hurt, plus nigs never have honorabru 1v1 like the country kids I was used to before.

So then we moved to an upper-middle class white town, and all the rich white kids hardly ever fought. Of course there was still plenty of white trash and Mexicans but as mentioned before, we use our words, not our fists little Jimmy. I probably had maybe 3-4 fights through all of high school and most of those weren't real knock-down, drag-out, fights. They were just big boy versions of playground scuffles.

Since leaving high school (23 now) I've never got in a fight, hell I rarely even raise my voice in anger anymore.

As for the other stuff
>Outdoorsy but no seriously physical sports or martial arts
>Yes, but not for a bitch, for my little brother when we were youngins when he was getting picked on by kids my age
>Got repeatedly hammered in the head with a hockey puck one time, that hurt.
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>>700879469
Are you Gilles Le Duigou?
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19
5'11 240
Boxing two years
Never helped anybody before.
Street fought before i got into boxing, i used drop a military wannabe kid in middle school and kick a scrawny kid ass because almost everyone picked on me for being a different race then them. In high school i dropped a senior in my freshmen year and sophmore a junior. I punked on freshmen because he was acting all hard. I choked freshmen as senior but never got caught and my last fight in high school was i knock a freshmen to a book case and his slam against the shelves and denting the metal teacher was chill. The reason why was because he thougjt he can punk on me and show off to his friends. When i got into boxing i sparred a 6 foot and knocked him out and fought 5 7 heavyweight dude and became friends in boxing and sparred with each other for fun.
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>>700894188
What's a better ground fighting martial art than BJJ? What's even close? I'd say BJJ is the best ground fighting system available.
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>>700873459
34. 5 years Krav Maga, 2 years Brazilian JJ. I have never had to protect someone, have been in a fight years ago, some dude came at me in a bar for no apparent reason , he hit me and then I took him for some ground and pound until they dragged us apart.
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>>700894306
>I won the biggest fight of them all
millennials really did get fucked lol
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>>700873459
23
6'6
190lbs
Weightlifting, Football
Whiteknights are fucking losers.
Nut kick/kick in the knee or back of knee.
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>>700893840

Thats a bullshit cop-out.

Even if we're talking just the 9th degree red belts (and not the red/black or red/white) There are about a half dozen of them still alive and finding out one specific purple belt from one of those guys would be nearly impossible and a complete waste of time.

Here is me a few years ago with Jacare Cavalcanti, 7th Degree Black & Red belt and founder of Alliance.
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>>700893850
Meant hung gar classes
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>>700893850
The trick then trying to break a joint is to extend it. If their elbow is bent, striking it isn't going to do you a lot of good. Say you gain control of your opponent's wrist and pull their arm straight so the elbow is no longer bent? Easy to apply pressure to the outside of the joint to push it very forcefully in a direction it does not bend.

Isn't leverage neat?
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>>700873459
30, 6'0, 165
Yep, haven't fought in a while tho
Took tei kwan doe in college, lift at company gym now
Not irl, I've used social engineering to help a friend.. kinda turned /b/ into mpa a few times, because it's ez, not really white knight, just trolls trolling trolls etc
Blinded a dude in one eye when I was getting jumped at a party and my ex was acting dumb
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>>700894374
Yep. All of them. Every single one. Especially the one in your neighbor's back yard.
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>>700873459
>14, 5'8"
>Boxing, Muay Thai, and BJJ home practice (3 main martial arts to learn for self def, krav maga can be good too if you're a master)
>White knighted for ex gf, dude was talking shit so I threw a cross at him and landed right on the jaw
>Probably cross to the abdomen (sparring), armbar (also sparring), or rear naked choke (street fight)

tl:dr little kid who could beat up other kids
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>>700873459
>20
>5'11"
>260 (pretty fat but strong due to construction)
>Boxing and some wrestling and bjj
>I stuck up for a small asian guy with asbergers who was gettinb bullied. The bully was afriad of me so he didn't fight me
>probably when my eldest brother who is a black belt in bjj chokes or puts me in a lock of some sort
I haven't been in a fight in 10 years, I generally get along with everybody I meet so I never have a reason to fight.
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>>700892392
I feel you anon, i dont have enough money to make the trip. They dont even broadcast the event, thats a shame
>If you ever come to the US, swing by NH!
Well, i shall do so, that you'll be amazing to meet a savateur so far from home. Anyway, dont give up anon, keep training and you will join the yellow glove master race pretty soon
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>>700894188
Just by the way you're talking, it sounds like your friend doesn't know a lot of BJJ. I know 100lbs is a lot of weight because I've rolled with guys on the mats 100lbs heavier than me. If someone is unfamiliar with ground fighting, and they try to ground fight a legit BJJ purple belt, the 100lbs weight advantage wouldn't matter much. Watch some BJJ fights online and you'll see. I've been tapped many times by people who have higher belts than me that weigh 80-100lbs less than me, and their techniques make my weight advantage useless. Blue belts even kick my ass, regardless of their size. But white belts who are heavier than me, I have no problem with. at least at the gym I go to. Have you seen this fight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCKOtBjLZaA
You can watch BJJ practitioners on youtube beat down people who don't know ground fighting all day dude, even if they are at a substantial weight disadvantage.
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>>700895653
>/b/ into mpa
Not hard, just reverse psychology.
>like a girl
>go on /b/ acting like her b/f
>"hey guys, cheated on my dumb gf kek"
>post facebook pic with address still in file
>"going to break up with her before school anyway"
>"hey we found ur gf we're going to tell her hue hue hue"
>"NO. WAIT. FUCK!"
>g/f breaks up with him
>get call because orbiter waiting for opportunity
went out with her for 8 months, then dumped cuz bored
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>>700895410

Destroying a joint is merely about restricting any movement on one side of the flexion point and applying pressure beyond the normal motion range on the opposite side.
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>>700895410
Yeah, one of the moves I was taught was the "water wheel punch" or some shit. If the guys arm was extended one arm came down on the wrist while the oether came up om the elbow. All i could think was when was the last time this was actually used? I feel like it would take alot more power to actually bend the fore arm back. The only time I've seen that was an armbar in bjj, but that was also slow consistent pressure instead of an explosive thrust
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6'1 18 285lb
tai kwon do 1 year when I was skinny
white knighted for my self always thought i was weak till i beat the fuck out of a guy who blew one of my wise-ass remarks out of proportion and hit me
most painful technique used against me was when the same guy from above broke knuckles in my hands with his face.
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>32
>5'10''
>215lbs
>know a bit of kempo with a shaolin kung fu mix.

i've been in a lot of fights, and i usually lose because i'm
a)drunk
b)injured
c)fighting a person no one should ever fight
d)outnumbered
e)or all of the above.

i once white knighted in my early twenties. this black kid hurt my friend's little sister.
i punched him in the face. i could tell by the look on his face that there was no turning back, so I ran in to knock him over, and pin him down for the mauling, but unbeknownst to me, he was a third degree blackbelt of somekind. he did a judo move throwing me over his shoulder with my momentum. the impact of my head on the ground left me unconscious. he proceeded to stomp my head, trying to kill me, but i must have 9 lives or something because I merely arose bloody and braindamaged.

some other guy tried to kill me in my late twenties. he was better at wrestling than me, then tried to break my neck

i fought a guy who had a weapon which i lost, and then ran away

i smashed a bottle over some guy's head in my mid twenties. i had never seen so much blood in my life. i'm still amazed he survived that amount of blood loss.

other fights are drunk blurs. sometimes barroom skirmishes with my "crew" and some other dumb chumps

i am riddled with brain damage, sore bones, and PTSD from all of it. use your words, kids.
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>>700896476
you manipulated 12 year olds, 30 year old virgins, bronies, furries, and faggots who pretend they can fight into doing your bidding, congrats
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>>700873459
6'4", 245lbs, brown belt bjj, 6 years boxing.
No whiteknighting. Live in seattle, and never needed it. I'm ready though...
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>>700895174
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Brazilian_jiu-jitsu_practitioners
with just his name I found out he trained in Miami, Brazil, and Atlanta. And OP said he was training somewhere with him for 6 months about 2. I never said I could find out who he is, just where he's from maybe. Idk, just trying to this of a reason why he wouldn't want to share who it was.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romero_Cavalcanti
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>>700895174
A few years ago, that means you're from Atlanta.
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>>700897291
wow. With a google search you found out that the leader of one of the biggest BJJ teams in the world trains in 3 major cities across two different countries. Alliance Headquarters are in Atlanta, but there are affiliate schools in every major city and nearly every state, as well as multiple countries. You're retarded if you believe that people will find out who the OP is based off of who he trained under.

>>700897415

Actually I live in Charlotte, and I don't even train with team alliance. that picture was at the grand opening of Lucas Lepri's school in charlotte... here is another picture that day, with me and Lucas.
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>>700873459
i conceal carry

/thread

fuck you teens
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>>700893241
Yeah i guess so, it aint that popular anywhere thats why i was amazed to see a red glove in 4chan. Even in Paris we got like 2 or 3 events per years, thats not that much (well still something i guess)
Here its part of our military training, thats probably one of the things that keeps the sport alive
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>27, 5,8", 155lbs

>no martial arts experience but various fighting stuff from 5 years in the Army

>probably white knighted a fair amount around 15/16. The army and shitty women fucked me up a little and I have limited shits to give

>got choked out in trainingbut thats the worst.

I've honestly never been in a fight. A little chest puffing and posturing sure but nithing more. Practically no reasons exist to fight with people in your daily life. I dont let words get to me, and I'd rather talk someone down and ve called a bitch if it saves me a broken nose.

People said I used to look kinda mean which helped. I was closer to 180 with a beard and shaved gead. I'm skinny now though. I probably wouldn't do well. I just weigh too little.
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>>700887874
Bathroom Blow Fag waiting for a cock?
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>>700881068
jesus christ man glad you're okay.
you said it marked the last time you had problems with them, does that mean they left you alone after that?
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Nice Fucking Thread Faggot
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>>700894520
>Gilles "Based" Duigou
I fucking wish anon
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>>700893363
>25
>6'2
>250
>overal girthy as fuck
> don't have any idea how to fight because no one has ever picked a fight with me
> my attitude says I can whoop in a fight but honestly someone half my size with some skill could probably take my goofy ass out
same but 215
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>21, 6'0 205 pounds
>10 years of aikido & karate
>never white knighted
> Receiving a head butt to the nose causing it to break and bleed, kicked & kneed him in the head until he didn't try to get up again
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>>700896245
I unno, he may "know" a lot, but he doesn't train very hard, you can look at him and tell that.
>>700894622
Wrestling has some clear advantages. They both work from opposite ends of power on the ground, and ive seem fights go both ways.
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>>700898328
Same here. As soon as I see anyone with any real Savate experience I immediately try to figure put where they are from.

I'm disheartened to hear. I thought it was a Graceland for the sport, but I guess its like Montreal.

Also the most advertising I saw for the world championship was a video from the international federation on Facebook.

Bonne chance fellow savatuer! (What little French I know is all Savate terms and sayings I've picked up from Montreal)
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>>700899531
BJJ>Wrestling bro, by far. A wrestlers goal is to pin, while a jujitsu guy's goal is to submit.
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5'11 31 185
9 plus years prison fighting.
Been in easily 20+ fights never lost to anyone within 15 pounds on me
White knighted like a fucking retard a couple times but never nothing serious
>in b4 im a pussy so i dont beleive shit
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>>700899182
I head butt my friends as a joke all the time. I have a huge fucking head . So I giraffe fight them which is when I swing my head like a giraffe fights. Also did a flying headbutt against my friends arm. Felt my neck pop back so I haven't done it again.
Headbutting is a art form.
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>>700873459
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?

I don't need to fight, I have a gun.

I don't care if you know brazilian jiu jitsu or judo. I'll pop a cap in your ass.
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>what's your age, height and weight?
18, 5'9, 125lbs

>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
None.

>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)

No.

>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?

Never been in a fight.
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>>700900320
You sound like a skinny little bitch. I'll fuck you in the ass if I see you.
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>>700873459
i've never been in a fight but after ever since i started working out, i get this weird feeling like "man i ought to fight someone just to see what it's like".
i get that way when i'm drunk too. like, normally i'll just let shit go, but if i'm drunk i'll do small shit to piss people off and it usually causes me problems.
i've only ever been in stupid fights when i was in middle school. like, i got socked in the mouth once by this kid, later i pummeled him at his bus stop. its not a real fight though we were both like 12 or whatever.
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>>700900320
Looking like that and talking like that is a surefire way to get knocked out and your cock sucked homie.
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>>700900682

I'm a tranny.
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>>700900722
Hey watch out buddy, because some of us don't fight, some of us will shoot you dead. Trust me, you do not want to catch me on a bad day. I'll send you to hell.

>>700900934
Oh... well then.
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25

6'1

210

Did bjj and boxing. Not gonna win the middleweight belt anytime soon, but I'm not an easy mark either.
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>>700901082
word. only people who want to fight me are massive psychopaths. i'd rather use a weapon against that. i've gotten fucked up too many times
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>what's your age, height and weight?
29, 5'11", 160Ibs
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
Did Taekwondo when I was younger but lately I've been in a Mixed Martial Arts school for the past 10+ years.
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
I was usually the weakling being bullied as a kid but now I have overcome such trivial altercations in adulthood.
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
I did a back kick into someone's gut while they were trying to sneak up on me from behind. Dropped them like a lead weight.
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I haven't been in a fight since I was 10 years old.

So... probably not but I'll answer anyway

>26 -- 5'8" -- 220 lbs
>I swim and bike. Not really sports though. No martial arts training
>I think that was the reason I got in a fight when I was 10, but I have no clue at this point
>ummmm
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>>700901634
fat ass lol
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>>700899888
>I'm disheartened to hear. I thought it was a Graceland for the sport, but I guess its like Montreal.
I little bit better i guess. But if you ever come to Paris, you can ask to train to any school. Thats free and you'll be very well welcomed, i guarantee it.
Bonne chance mon jeune ami savateur !
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I do wing chun so obviously ill win all fights
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>>700901082

You're still welcome to fuck me in the ass. :P
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>>700900682
>internet_badass.png
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>>700874883
>kuk sool won
>kuk
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>>700901968
I wish you were in California. I would definitely take you up on that offer.
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>>700901769
Pretty chubby, but my cardio is good. It's whatever. I'm sure you're no greek god yourself
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>>700902136
I bet you would, faggot
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>>700873459
only physical confrontation i've been involved with...

i was on a bus once with a friend late at night, little drunk.

this dude from the back randomly came up to us. my friend stood up, and the dude punched him in the face.

he went to punch me, but i pussied out and put my hands up

then the bus stopped so we hurried off, and i shouted to the dude to kill himself

then we ran

i am a pussy but meh
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>>700902457
Yeah... I would, that's why I said it.
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>>700902136

I'm across the pond from you. Britfag here. Scotland to be specific. :)
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>>700902749
How do they treat trannys there
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>>700902749
One day we need to meet up and make this dream happen.
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>>700901954
Bitch you don't have anything on my Wang Chung style
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>>700900115
O.p. here of this post. Took many ass whipings . Once broke a rib getting slammed on a toilet. Literally thought i would die
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>>700902895

Scotland is extremely pro-LGBT, especially trans rights. Healthcare is brilliant and we're very rarely discriminated against in the workplace. Much better than the US, from what I've heard.
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>18, 180cm, 85 kg
>2 years judo, 1/2 year aikido, 1/2 year wing tsun, nowadays only my blue collar job
>a friend got jumped at an anime convention (I'm serious) and got an umbrella broken in half on his head. I wrist locked the idiot until security came.
>probably some of the many joint locks during practice
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>>700902935

You never know. :D
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>>700878430
this.
you never know what someones gonna do to you when youre on the ground
until they put you there
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>>700900105
>implying pinning and submitting aren't just different forms subduing
>implying a wrestler in a mma / street fight will just pin

It depends on what were talking about about though. Combat, yeah, bjj all day, but that's because you would rather be on your feet and bjj will get you there faster done right, that's why krav maga incorporates it. Mma I would say actually favors wrestling because of the way its scored. While bjj is meant to be played from the bottom, the top is seen as the dominant position. In a 1 on 1 street fight, I wouldn't say there was an advantage. They both have theyre advantages and it'll come down to who is the better fighter.
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>>700902331
im 185lbs and 6ft but still flabby
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>16, 182cm, 80kg
>Karate
>Nope
>My friend hurt my feelings so I broke his leg
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>>700904793
Get out of here young faggot come back in 2 years
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>>700873459
18/5'10/200 lb

few years of karate but mostly rely on killer instincts

Never whiteknighted for anyone but myself

Autist wetback soccer fag kicked me in my super special place. Shit hurt like a bitch, I couldn't piss right for the next months
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