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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>700863774
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
claim
yes hello
Yuuko Aioi is claimed! (・ω・)
>>700873072
Faggot. Fuck you
>>700872646
It's summer!
>>700871748
Shitty French and their different language
>>700871969
Nah, you be catching muh dick.
>>700872231
Yup, Russian was the first language I wanted to learn. Too bad it's in such low demand. I still haven't learned it.
I interviewed at a Costco. I seemed to match their criteria.
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>700872807
And its not my fault that the only training cruiser that i can get from there is with white hair
ruri gokou
still here
and
>>700872844
really? i just dont think your people are hoes
>>700872847
looks like a tan elf to me. besides who actually knows the different kinds of knife ears?
>>700872880
maybe drink some nyquil or something
>>700872990
I had the idea that it was 65 for some reason.
>>700873235
Benadryl might work
>>700873033(You Know)
You watch me sleep or something?
Claiming Felix
>>700873233
>>700873143
>>700873072
>>700873134
2016 is the year of stolen waifus.
Just make sure everyone gets shot.
>>700873216
What dick?
>>700873235
They will be wether they like it or not
>>700873372
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Streaming
>>700873353
You JUST said "sleep and shit"
>>700873375
Eh?
>>700873375
oh sorry, someone else claim her? fair enough anon, wreck that shit for me
And Im outie five thousand.
Gonna go row the boat
>>700873460
Like "sleep and some other stuff"
God not even I take stuff this literally
>bully?
>>700873353
probably
>>700873385
well what if they stand up to you
>>700872990
Eh. If you say so.
I may be a little partial to yellow eyes.
Something about the gold pleases me.
>>700873223
Sure sure. It's just been like, the 4th time that's happened is all.
>>700872990
Hello
Hitagi claim.
>>700873385
My dick. Get to work. I'm waiting.
>>700873652
Gently down the stream?
>>700873669
BULLY THE REN
>>700873707
I'll put them in their place
>>700873851
Greetings
>>700873924
I ain't see no dick nigga
>claim
I wonder what happened to the lewd anon.
>>700873924
There will be nothing gentle about the atrocities I will be committing
10/10wouldboneagain
>>700874004
and if that doesnt work?
![angelica-3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SIc3NIS.jpg "angelica-3[1].jpg")
10/10 wouldboneagain
>>700873707
Plus the shit I have year round is enough to make me tired to sleep all day.
>>700874004
D:
>>700874026
Alice bby
>>700874081
>>700872990
Easy Shiro claim
>>700874081
Didn't meant to tag you
>>700874184
I guess they're the master then but that's unlikely to happen even if they gang up on me
>>700874265
>
>>700872990
Levi aka The Ninja claimed.
>>700873451
Yeah my twitch was being fucky and was being staticy as fuck
>>700874380
That's fine but now you did it twice.
>>700874487
Oooo that's a mighty fine taste you got there
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>700873306
I thought it was 75 until i checked the wiki
>>700873713
I can see that.
Pure coincidence
Also, you would love this boss node. It only drops Sendai.
>>700874004
That's cause I ain't a nigga, Nigga. If you were looking at the right person then you would see it.
>>700874123
Do what must be done
>>700874586
No. Your image quality.
>>700874666
Hey.
>>700874265
year round like work?
>>700874390
that would be a weird relationship
question, i've lurked many boards, even contributing to some loli boards, but i've never really bothered to question these "waifu" threads, i know they're up almost all the time, but what do you really do in these threads?
>>700874751
He got it from a friend on normiebook messenger, I know the filenames.
>>700874666
Don't get your panties in a twist
>>700874666
Holy shit those trips
>I ain't a nigga
Lol you have no penis then
>>700874790
There's no such thing as "normal" anyways
>>700874751
Oh
I used the shittier one as a claiming picture
>>700874899
Or he posted it.
>>700874615
>Sendai
I just had to google that name to remember who that was.
That's pretty sad.
Greetings.
I am Oswald of Carim, the pardoner.
Thou art a friend. For thee, a warm welcome.
Cometh thou to confess? Or to accuse? For indeed all sin is my domain.
>>700874819
hitler
Quick claim and gotta run again because work.
>>700874819
It's pretty much a chat room if we over simplify it.
>>700874610
why thank you anon
>>700874819
Circlejerk
>>700874819
>>700874977
I've considered committing heresy, but never actually performed the act. Is this is a sin? If so, may I be pardoned?
>>700874819
shit on each others sub par taste.
>>700874752
>best smile russia edition
*USSR
>>700874937
i guess. some boundaries would be good though
>>700874977
need a few of those indictments keep getting invaded
What's everyone up to tonight?
>>700874819
Step one: Claim a waifu/husbando (Your favorite fictional boy/girl) Preferably one that isn't picked already, unless you enjoy conflict?
Step two: Post pictures of your chosen waifu while talking with other people. Ideally about waifus in general, but whatever works.
...That's really it.
Here, been in and out all day. whats up?
Think im here for the rest of the night.
>>700875288
Ah yea, I should correct that.
>>700874819
uh ok, did someone claim mercy?, i claim mercy
>>700875350
Watching Mirai Nikki, being pleasantly suprised by Mirai Nikki. You?
>>700874819
My favorite weeaboo chatroom. The only the thing I don't like is that everyone has shit taste!
>>700874004
How are you on this day Yuno?
>which Yuno are you?
>>700874819
.
>>700874937
>be a nigga
>have no penis
I would never want to be a nignog. You be pleasure some way or another dude.
>>700874977
I have gotten satanic trips. Please give me my humanity for 5000 souls.
>>700874752
Yo
>>700875561
Rude. What about the other Yuuko poster?
>>700875479
>>700874265
Rem bby, how are you?
>>700874819
Glorified circlejerk
>>700875124
Whachu up to nig?
>>700875340
I suppose that is in order
>>700875682
Im the OG Yuno
>>700875259
While committing heresy is definitely a sin, you'd be surprised how easily it is pardoned.
>>700875340
Very well, how many will you need?
>>700875801
>Fate girl
>calling others a slut
top kek
>>700873216
Yeah, but only for another week.
>>700874819
We just talk to each other about our daily lives, play vidya together, occasionally stream anime, etc.
>>700874487
A new claimer? Nice.
>>700874948
Dont forget about your boat
>>700875479
some people do but its no big deal
>>700875810
whatever hope they revolt one day
>>700875837
depends how much you charging for one nowadays
>>700874594
Well it would be confusing if I had said nothing
>>700874390
>
>>700874790
It's usually all in February, and most likely when I will be inactive. Me and my team will go around and perform. Lots of places.
>>700874819
Talk
>>700875804
Very tired
>>700875759
What ya up to?
>>700875800
Kidding, everyone's waifu is best girl, but Yuuko is bestest girl. (・ω・)
There's an exception for him!
>>700875801
Stirb bitte, faggot
>>700876007
team? perform?
>>700875759
Good luck, getting through the exclusion zone
>>700875955
They're loyal, I'll eventually grow bored and provoke them to try
>>700876007
You're so cutte when you're angry
>>700875897
fuck yeah.
Smug Ninja wizard is an easy pick
>>700875952
It isn't mine. Hush.
For the 50th time, just because i think someone is cute doesn't mean i have any intention of claiming them.
I also think Syndra is pretty cute. Should i start being competition with you?
>>700876211
What a whore
Best chuunibyou claimed and not dead
The protagonist from your last animu will help you rescue her.
How fucked are you?
![Back rest [you].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QVwKS15.jpg "Back rest [you].jpg")
>>700876007
Come sit in bed with me then
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>700876281
Get away
>>700876362
I was wondering where has my little doll has gone
>>700876317
fuk u
>>700875527
Playing Wow. really tired for some reason..
>>700876317
Pure shitkicker waifus are boring as fuck.
Enjoy your coldsweating, nervous wreck, stuttering pisswaifu
>>700876362
>>700876568
Sleep generally helps with that.
>>700876459
Exactly. Be glad i don't just try to claim everything i like.
>>700875955
For an indictment, I will require 200 souls in return.
>>700875759
... alright, a rather... specific request, but one I can do.
>>700876363
>>700876428
I last watched Dragon Ball Z, I believe I will be fine.
>>700875897
Yeah but... You know... Good season... And so is oregano. That's good too
>>700876015
I need to shit but there is no toilet paper. So I don't want to shit.
>>700876185
Fuck you then. I don't need your help anyways.
>>700876185
how will you do that
>>700876663
ive got 1
>>700876477
She has been very very busy and missed you all alot!
>>700876620
Heya how have you been?
>>700876155
>Lion and Dragon Dance
My team is small but has recently won a Championship. That might get our name around.
>>700876185
You're cute when you kill.
>>700876428
>kidnapped Waifu
Well I'm just gonna lay down here
>>700876767
Shit in the shower.
>>700876825
Could be better. You?
>>700876802
fuk u
>Took a small nap
Do I go continue said nap for a little bit, or do I stay up now?
>>700876663
I don't think you've ever seen B-Rabbit from Pandora Hearts have you. Goku is a little punk ass bitch
>>700876896
It's not a kidnapping if you would willingly go with me...
>>700875810
Ok good so I have talked to you before then
The other post didn't have the traditional You Know Gasai so I was a little confused.
How are you?
I'm going to take a shower, I'll be back in 15-20 minutes.
>>700876767
Now don't you go and start changing subjects on me now.
>>700876211
Ninja wizard? Where have I heard of this before?
>>700876620
you cant prove that
>>700877136
Shit, it doesn't help me ever, so I won't blame you for not sleeping.
>>700877217
fuk u
>>700876767
Git rekt son
>>700876802
Ah ah ah, lets not spoil it now
>>700876825
Mmm very well i'll excuse your absences then
>>700876896
Bring it on mothafucka!
>>700877052
A mistake on my end
I'm ight, little hungry though. Hows your day?
>>700877197
Hello Akame~
![Syndra [160].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ewg7nmB.jpg "Syndra [160].png")
>>700876946
No, you consider suicide
>>700876912
Aw whats the matter??
>>700877381
Oh thank you Ms Gasai I promise I wont miss another class
>>700876896
oh so you dance like dragons. thats pretty cool
>>700876936
ouch
>>700876946
do what you want
>>700877381
wait did one of them show up
>>700877351
rudeposting is going to get you slapped, son
>>700874939
Felis is a guy
>>700876802
Then you best get to slaying some undead.
>>700877018
Oh? I have not seen Pandora Hearts.
Please, inform me on this, "B-Rabbit."
>>700877217
ehh ill do it eventually when the need for sleep takes over
>>700876946
naps: GOOD
I would stop now before it becomes sleep.
>>700876912
Eew fuck now. It won't go down the drain and I'd have to shower in it.
>>700876663
Thanks! I know I could have gotten some from the rats in the sewers but I like your market you got.
>>700877091
Woah woah woah, I wasn't changing any subjects! I was just... Redirecting it! Yeah... That.
>>700877626
Good girl, have some fresh grilled ribs
>>700877636
Yes they did
>>700877018
Exactly
>>700877381
No pls
>>700877636
Sorta, you gotta see it to understand
>>700877626
Doesn't really matter.
>>700877849
You don't want to shower with shit?
>>700877381
allo~
>>700877294
SALMON
>>700877765
i dont know how.
>>700877893
do they know that you call them hoes?
>>700877898
oh well still pretty unique thing to do
>>700877091
>Ninja wizard? Where have I heard of this before?
All other ninwiz waifus are piss tier. Levi confirmed
>>700877898
That's right! Know your place peasent~
>>700877952
How are you??
>>700877893
Oh yes thank you so much Ribs from my master
>>700877936
I mean I just wanted to talk man
>>700878098
Hoe, peasent, salve, bestie, whatever
They acknowledge me as their e-master
Why is she so perfect?
>>700877849
Thank you, and on that note, am I the only one who finds it concerning that you can get a rather large abundance of humanity from rats in a sewer?
>>700878098
Well then that's likely the reason you seem to keep losing during invasions.
>>700878308
Because she has imperfections
>>700878254
pretty high tier waifu, anon. But isn't she highly contested?
>>700878290
do you have an e-master or i guess e-lord?
>>700878349
probably. teach me?
>>700878254
Sorry.
>>700877969
IT'S SALMON. （◞‸◟）
>>700878122
ok how are you?
>>700878098
I'm only now actually getting a part in the dragon, I was their main martial artist besides the two or three teachers
>>700878122
>nibble
Miho CLAIM
Satan calmed
>>700878974
edgelord
>>700877381
Nah, you just a time waster is all. a waste of cum.
>>700877936
Umm... No... Why would I? The point of a shower is to clean myself.
>>700878349
It might be normal. They are man eating rats anyways right? I would assume one ate a person who had some humanity.
>>700878509
Thanks anon, but how so??
>>700878695
Its cool I hope you feel better
>>700878867
do you know which part?
>>700878974
>he doesn't have a cute, innocent waifu
satan a trash
>>700878254
So whatchu got goin on? School? Work?
>>700878591
None
>>700878723
Hungry
>>700878867
Whoa there easy
>>700879101
Someones a little saltyyy
>>700878591
I'm afraid not, I can only remove sins, I'm not too handy when it comes to combat.
>>700879101
That is... actually a good point.
>>700878974
You sir, have already sinned more than any of us.
>>700879148
She just seems like a pretty popular waifu choice
>also, claiming best loli
Claiming
And the drunk coke fiend shows her true colors.
>>700879355
y-yeah I know that already
>>700879179
Since I have enough experience for the next show, I'm behind the head. As for martial arts, I'm having to do harder stuff.
>>700879355
>lick
>>700879522
How are you?
Shygal claimed.
Hello people of the internet.
>>700879355
Work is the big on friend but I am off the next few days so that means 2 things, no work and drinking tonight!
>>700879417
Yeah I am sure the seasonal waifu people picked her up and then left her but I am here to stay with her, good pick as well
she a cute
>>700879522
THE TWILIGHT ZONE
>>700879600
Good, just got home from playing card games with friends. You?
>>700879741
BEYOND THIS WORLD STRANGE THINGS ARE KNOWN!
>>700879355
can i be it?
>>700879414
you know a lot about this land?
>>700879600
cool the head would be neat. do you like it?
>>700879712
welcome back
>>700879522
YUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>700879566
Wat
>>700879573
You do? YOU WATCHING ME BOY??
>>700879600
O-Oh
>>700879741
OOOOOO I could go for drinking night!
>>700879855
AHAHAHAHAHAH I'll see you in hell before I make you my master
Mine plz
>>700879964
YUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>700879838
>
>>700879855
The head. The fucking head.
>it's like swinging a stick with a 15 pound weight at the end
But yeah it's fun
>>700879964
>lick?
Image cap now probably tbh
>>700880119
WUS GUD NIGGA??!??
>>700880142
Watch were you likin nigga
>>700879838
USE THE KEY UNLOCK THE DOOR
>>700879964
You should join me! I was gonna drink and stream tonight!
