Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Faggot. Fuck you
Shitty French and their different language
Nah, you be catching muh dick.
Yup, Russian was the first language I wanted to learn. Too bad it's in such low demand. I still haven't learned it.
I interviewed at a Costco. I seemed to match their criteria.
And its not my fault that the only training cruiser that i can get from there is with white hair
really? i just dont think your people are hoes
looks like a tan elf to me. besides who actually knows the different kinds of knife ears?
maybe drink some nyquil or something
I had the idea that it was 65 for some reason.
Benadryl might work
You watch me sleep or something?
Just make sure everyone gets shot.
They will be wether they like it or not
oh sorry, someone else claim her? fair enough anon, wreck that shit for me
And Im outie five thousand.
Gonna go row the boat
Like "sleep and some other stuff"
God not even I take stuff this literally
well what if they stand up to you
Eh. If you say so.
I may be a little partial to yellow eyes.
Something about the gold pleases me.
Sure sure. It's just been like, the 4th time that's happened is all.
My dick. Get to work. I'm waiting.
Gently down the stream?
BULLY THE REN
I'll put them in their place
I ain't see no dick nigga
There will be nothing gentle about the atrocities I will be committing
Plus the shit I have year round is enough to make me tired to sleep all day.
Easy Shiro claim
I guess they're the master then but that's unlikely to happen even if they gang up on me
Yeah my twitch was being fucky and was being staticy as fuck
Oooo that's a mighty fine taste you got there
I thought it was 75 until i checked the wiki
I can see that.
Also, you would love this boss node. It only drops Sendai.
That's cause I ain't a nigga, Nigga. If you were looking at the right person then you would see it.
Do what must be done
year round like work?
that would be a weird relationship
question, i've lurked many boards, even contributing to some loli boards, but i've never really bothered to question these "waifu" threads, i know they're up almost all the time, but what do you really do in these threads?
Holy shit those trips
>I ain't a nigga
Lol you have no penis then
There's no such thing as "normal" anyways
I used the shittier one as a claiming picture
I just had to google that name to remember who that was.
That's pretty sad.
I am Oswald of Carim, the pardoner.
Thou art a friend. For thee, a warm welcome.
Cometh thou to confess? Or to accuse? For indeed all sin is my domain.
Quick claim and gotta run again because work.
It's pretty much a chat room if we over simplify it.
I've considered committing heresy, but never actually performed the act. Is this is a sin? If so, may I be pardoned?
i guess. some boundaries would be good though
need a few of those indictments keep getting invaded
Step one: Claim a waifu/husbando (Your favorite fictional boy/girl) Preferably one that isn't picked already, unless you enjoy conflict?
Step two: Post pictures of your chosen waifu while talking with other people. Ideally about waifus in general, but whatever works.
...That's really it.
Here, been in and out all day. whats up?
Think im here for the rest of the night.
uh ok, did someone claim mercy?, i claim mercy
Watching Mirai Nikki, being pleasantly suprised by Mirai Nikki. You?
My favorite weeaboo chatroom. The only the thing I don't like is that everyone has shit taste!
How are you on this day Yuno?
>which Yuno are you?
>be a nigga
>have no penis
I would never want to be a nignog. You be pleasure some way or another dude.
I have gotten satanic trips. Please give me my humanity for 5000 souls.
Rude. What about the other Yuuko poster?
Whachu up to nig?
I suppose that is in order
Im the OG Yuno
While committing heresy is definitely a sin, you'd be surprised how easily it is pardoned.
Very well, how many will you need?
Yeah, but only for another week.
We just talk to each other about our daily lives, play vidya together, occasionally stream anime, etc.
A new claimer? Nice.
Dont forget about your boat
some people do but its no big deal
whatever hope they revolt one day
depends how much you charging for one nowadays
Well it would be confusing if I had said nothing
It's usually all in February, and most likely when I will be inactive. Me and my team will go around and perform. Lots of places.
Kidding, everyone's waifu is best girl, but Yuuko is bestest girl. (・ω・)
There's an exception for him!
Good luck, getting through the exclusion zone
They're loyal, I'll eventually grow bored and provoke them to try
You're so cutte when you're angry
Smug Ninja wizard is an easy pick
It isn't mine. Hush.
For the 50th time, just because i think someone is cute doesn't mean i have any intention of claiming them.
I also think Syndra is pretty cute. Should i start being competition with you?
Best chuunibyou claimed and not dead
The protagonist from your last animu will help you rescue her.
How fucked are you?
I was wondering where has my little doll has gone
Playing Wow. really tired for some reason..
Pure shitkicker waifus are boring as fuck.
Enjoy your coldsweating, nervous wreck, stuttering pisswaifu
Sleep generally helps with that.
Exactly. Be glad i don't just try to claim everything i like.
For an indictment, I will require 200 souls in return.
... alright, a rather... specific request, but one I can do.
I last watched Dragon Ball Z, I believe I will be fine.
Yeah but... You know... Good season... And so is oregano. That's good too
I need to shit but there is no toilet paper. So I don't want to shit.
Fuck you then. I don't need your help anyways.
how will you do that
ive got 1
She has been very very busy and missed you all alot!
Heya how have you been?
>Lion and Dragon Dance
My team is small but has recently won a Championship. That might get our name around.
You're cute when you kill.
Well I'm just gonna lay down here
Shit in the shower.
Could be better. You?
>Took a small nap
Do I go continue said nap for a little bit, or do I stay up now?
I don't think you've ever seen B-Rabbit from Pandora Hearts have you. Goku is a little punk ass bitch
It's not a kidnapping if you would willingly go with me...
Ok good so I have talked to you before then
The other post didn't have the traditional You Know Gasai so I was a little confused.
How are you?
I'm going to take a shower, I'll be back in 15-20 minutes.
Now don't you go and start changing subjects on me now.
Ninja wizard? Where have I heard of this before?
Shit, it doesn't help me ever, so I won't blame you for not sleeping.
Git rekt son
Ah ah ah, lets not spoil it now
Mmm very well i'll excuse your absences then
Bring it on mothafucka!
A mistake on my end
I'm ight, little hungry though. Hows your day?
Aw whats the matter??
Oh thank you Ms Gasai I promise I wont miss another class
oh so you dance like dragons. thats pretty cool
do what you want
wait did one of them show up
rudeposting is going to get you slapped, son
Then you best get to slaying some undead.
Oh? I have not seen Pandora Hearts.
Please, inform me on this, "B-Rabbit."
ehh ill do it eventually when the need for sleep takes over
I would stop now before it becomes sleep.
Eew fuck now. It won't go down the drain and I'd have to shower in it.
Thanks! I know I could have gotten some from the rats in the sewers but I like your market you got.
Woah woah woah, I wasn't changing any subjects! I was just... Redirecting it! Yeah... That.
Good girl, have some fresh grilled ribs
Yes they did
Sorta, you gotta see it to understand
Doesn't really matter.
You don't want to shower with shit?
i dont know how.
do they know that you call them hoes?
oh well still pretty unique thing to do
>Ninja wizard? Where have I heard of this before?
All other ninwiz waifus are piss tier. Levi confirmed
That's right! Know your place peasent~
How are you??
Oh yes thank you so much Ribs from my master
I mean I just wanted to talk man
Hoe, peasent, salve, bestie, whatever
They acknowledge me as their e-master
Thank you, and on that note, am I the only one who finds it concerning that you can get a rather large abundance of humanity from rats in a sewer?
Well then that's likely the reason you seem to keep losing during invasions.
pretty high tier waifu, anon. But isn't she highly contested?
do you have an e-master or i guess e-lord?
probably. teach me?
I'm only now actually getting a part in the dragon, I was their main martial artist besides the two or three teachers
Nah, you just a time waster is all. a waste of cum.
Umm... No... Why would I? The point of a shower is to clean myself.
It might be normal. They are man eating rats anyways right? I would assume one ate a person who had some humanity.
Thanks anon, but how so??
Its cool I hope you feel better
>he doesn't have a cute, innocent waifu
satan a trash
So whatchu got goin on? School? Work?
Whoa there easy
Someones a little saltyyy
I'm afraid not, I can only remove sins, I'm not too handy when it comes to combat.
That is... actually a good point.
You sir, have already sinned more than any of us.
She just seems like a pretty popular waifu choice
>also, claiming best loli
Since I have enough experience for the next show, I'm behind the head. As for martial arts, I'm having to do harder stuff.
How are you?
Work is the big on friend but I am off the next few days so that means 2 things, no work and drinking tonight!
Yeah I am sure the seasonal waifu people picked her up and then left her but I am here to stay with her, good pick as well
she a cute
THE TWILIGHT ZONE
Good, just got home from playing card games with friends. You?
BEYOND THIS WORLD STRANGE THINGS ARE KNOWN!
can i be it?
you know a lot about this land?
cool the head would be neat. do you like it?
You do? YOU WATCHING ME BOY??
OOOOOO I could go for drinking night!
AHAHAHAHAHAH I'll see you in hell before I make you my master
The head. The fucking head.
>it's like swinging a stick with a 15 pound weight at the end
But yeah it's fun
WUS GUD NIGGA??!??
Watch were you likin nigga
USE THE KEY UNLOCK THE DOOR
You should join me! I was gonna drink and stream tonight!