>>700868955 I am a kind, intelligent, and fairly handsome man. I am charming, caring, and funny to women so they fall in love with me as I hint that I may be having feelings for them, too. When they are in love, I slowly just lose interest in them until they apologize to me for not being enough. One day, I will have done this enough to stop feeling the pain caused by that heartless bitch in Kentucky.
>>700868955 I'm a pedophile. I'm an alcoholic at a pretty young age. I drink my own blood because I like the metallic taste. I get off to pictures of dead chicks with things shoved up their asses. I have at least two diagnosed mental illnesses. I have no friends. I dislike Mexicans intensely. I hate my close family members because they won't stop asking me for money. If my close family members die I'll probably kill myself. I've been on this stupid website for almost a decade now. I kind of want to die. Anything else you want to know?
I almost killed my best friend, then help his wife give birth to twins, and gave them up in adoption. Once they have grown up, I went to mentor his son, I trained him, I let him fall in love with his sister, but never told him she was his sister.
>>700874135 kill yourself seriously what's with the fucking cuckism going on right now, someone fucking your woman and you letting it happen/encouragin it is the most pathetic state of a man i can imagine
I'm married, had an affair with a coworker, she fell in love with me, I treated her like shit because I still love my wife, I moved away for another job and now I'm fucking heart-broken and I want to leave my wife for the other woman...but she doesn't love me anymore. fuck
It would make you a piece of shit, but if you create a female facebook and message 20 guys asking for nude pics, you could make some of them buy you stuff in exchange for not sharing the pics with their family.
>My brother and cousin fucked me when I was very young >Grow up thinking that maybe I'm gay(but I'm attracted to women's, I'm not Virgin and I liked it having sex with a women) >I got mental issues atm >My mind us full of shit right now and I'm depressed >I'm quite handsome but I got a lot of weight lately and that fucks me more >I'm afraid of talking to girls I don't know >Been here since 2004, Im 23 now, I feel like a loser >My birthday is this Friday and I don't want it to be >Sometimes I want to kill some people :(
I am completely disinterested in sex. I think it's making my husband upset. I'm depressed. People in general also bore me. I try to look like an extrovert though because it's kinda my job to charm people. some days I want to kill myself. But everyone thinks I'm so happy and fun. Well i'm not.
I'm white and head of programming at a small company. I'm deeply involved in indian spritutality since I was taught to meditate at age 10. Can't find women around here who are into the same things as me so an Indian friend's family is offering to take me to india to look at potential brides (arranged marriage) and I have a great amount of shame about not being able to find someone like me on my own and instead potentially marrying someone from my own culture the normal way.
When I was about 17, I met a girl online. About 13 yo. This was the early days of cell phones. I eventually call her using *67 in case her parents checked her phone, and we'd talk.
I ended up making her do all manner of degrading sexual things, masterbating in public, taking pictures, inserting things, choking herself on a hairbrush handle, you name it. All for my enjoyment.
She confessed to being "in love" with me, and I told her I felt the same way. This continued for over 6 months . She never even learned my cellphone number. One day she realizes the pictures I sent of myself were fake. I had claimed to be 13 as well. But she said she didn't care, that our love was too important.
A month or so later I got bored and never called her again. Didn't say anything, just didn't call her one day, and then never again. I probably made her feel really really shit, and what I did was probably illegal.
I don't do the green text thing. So one day I had a lunch detention which I forgot my whore of a math teacher dissmised. So me, of course I fucking forgot about it until like ten minutes into lunch talking too my bro. So I fucking ran from the shops outside my high.school like four hundred meters into the ICT room(where we serve detentions) I opened to door and ran too my ICT teacher on laptop. Get dis doe, he had nudes of a yr nine(fourteen yr old)nude on the screen. Now /b/ros I know I should tell the deen and head teacher even police but 1 I hate the girl she's a bitch 2 I only saw the screen for like two secs so it could be someone else. Bros what should I do it definetly was cp and he wasn't expecting anyone. And my major amigo didn't even know. Any advice?? I'm worried AF.
>>700882457 Michel, I am part of a group known as anonymous. I am tracking your IP address and sending a message too your whole family about what you did. Lol jk go jerk of to loli you sick fuck Degenerate
>>700885031 Man I know its the right thing to do but it will ruin his LIFE and if I was just some risky porn and it was just question able age shit then I would be fucking his life up for nothing If he was looking at that sick/vile loli shit I would report him in minutes btw
my first time having sex was a foursome with 1 guy and 2 girls, I'm a guy. also a year later the girl i lost my virginity died by getting hit with a car. It's darkest secret we still have with the other guy and girl.
>>700886676 I was nervous and scared so I'm guessing I gave up that easy prey vibe. I was in my cell just keeping to myself trying to stay out of trouble. These two big white guys approached me and we're being friendly. They were saying how they got my back since I'm white too and it aint so bad in here. I let my guard down and then one punched me, shit got me all disoriented. Next thing I knew it, they muffled me and threw me on my bed and well did their thing.
Im a semi attractive 7/10 ish male who is funny and has no muscles but also no fat. Ive had 23 separate relationships in my life time but i gave not had sex. My first kiss was in kindergarten. So pretty fuckin alpha but not too much I have a foot fetish and have never had a relationship over 1 1/2 year because of it. One gf let me sniff n' lick her feet. Ill never forget the smell of Elizabeth's feet. Anyway thats just me. My big secret is that reply or your mother dies in her sleep tonight
he probs has fucking hard drives of the shit. Is what you saw on a browser? Like I get where your coming from but if he was distributing the shit then you would be helping more people than you would be hurting. Plus doing that shit on school grounds? not a very smart move he probably is a shit head anyways.
>>700887324 Wtf no shiv, no soap. Man if this isn't troll then its nothing to be ashamed of. One day when there in there eighties and shit poor they will remember they raped someone and have to sleep with that until they die
>>700888199 If they're bigger than you, most guys don't need weapons or the shower. I heard it at night too, you could hear other poor bastards getting raped and the guards didn't do shit. I deserved it and ever since my stint in jail I been a changed man. I was in because I got hammered and molested my daughter. No excuse for that and it's good I went to jail. It was eye opening and ever since then I been sober 7 years and slowly rebuilding my life
>>700889439 Not much to it. I came home shot faced and horny. Looked for my girlfriend and couldn't find her. Daughter came out her room because I was being loud. Told her to go back to bed cuz daddy was drunk. I was tucking her in and sort of just started to feel her up. Had my hands over and next thing know it my girlfriend, or ex girlfriend I should say, is hitting me and yelling at me saying what the fuck am I doing. Cops are called and yeah jail for me
>>700868955 If I didn't have a daughter I'd probably give up on most things in life, including life itself. I'm happy because of that, but also know I have no way out now - bur I can't be that selfish. I have to be happy and live happy for her.
I'm addicted to drugs, but I like it, so I wont stop, except that they're stopping to make effect. I sell drugs, where I make most of my money. My moral levels are decaying, I'm also starting to steal from markets. Which is actually really cool, for some reason. I'm a tall, good looking (for my country, at least), smart guy who studies chemistry on the best college in latin america, and I do all of this because I'm bored and it's way better than depression.
I hate you sometimes, for ruining my image of the person I thought you were when we first got together.
You'll never be a writer. You can't even use "theyre, there, their" or "then/than" properly. You will never have the discipline it takes to turn off the video game and get some fucking work done for once.
Also I fake the majority of my orgasms because I just want the whole thing to be over and done with. You're going to cum within 30 seconds anyway, whats the point of actually trying to get into it? All that gets me is standing in the bathroom after you fall asleep, jerking it to memories of fucking my ex.
thanks for the eating disorder though. i thought losing weight would make you want to fuck me again but clearly thats not happening any time soon is it?
>$17K in disability spent on rent and bills just so you could stay at home and play video games while refusing to write a single fucking word whatsoever >thanks for wasting that particular windfall >ill never see that much money in my account ever again >so glad I wasted it on your failed dreams instead of getting a new car or a FUCKING EDUCATION
>>700878605 >disinterested in sex because you're depressed >people bore you because youre lying to them about who you are >you try to seem like something you're not and you're surprised when it depresses you so much that you want to kill yourself >everyone thinks you're happy and fun because you're lying to them so that they'll think you're happy and fun
tl;dr stop doing what you're doing. its not working.
I was the one who fecal-ly destroyed the only shitbox at the Heinnies men's room. Shit literally cascaded out the bowl and even managed to hit the wall of the stall. I ran from the collective butt-batter and tossed my then Shit covered boxers from the aftermath in the papertowel trashcan The poor bastard who had to spray that mess down deserves a medal.
>work at pizza hut as a driver >keep 2 lists >list a has all the best tippers around >make sure to bust my ass and get it there asap >on list B I keep all the fucking selfish fucks that are too greedy to top >I take as long as possible for them and make sure to give lots of extra topping for them on the way over >boogers,ball sweat, spit, little drops of piss. Once I even jacked off underneath a loose pepporoni >mfw I am justice
>>700868955 >bf breaks up w me for fourth time >we go to trump rally together as friends >cuddle whole time >I blow him while he drives us home >we hook up a few times >I hook up with somebody else >suddenly it's all wrong and not working out for him >he breaks off the hooking up thing we had >gave him head recently >afterwards he said this doesn't change things >faggot wouldn't even kiss me goodnight >now I'm left with a broken heart and I'm not sure what to do anymore except suck his dick when he wants me to
>>700868955 >ok /b/tards, what's your secret? my wifes daughter loves me I love her like a daughter like she was eight or something she's 22 super fucking hot, biut in my heart she's my little girl the wife's a toal cunt its like shes trying to break the matrriage i finished the tequilla and now i have to try t o get to sleep before the drunk wears off
Ever since I've started to lose weight, I've become extremely self-conscious about it. I only have about 11 lbs left to go to reach my target weight, but it's like EVERYTHING is trying to work against me.
I no longer talk to my bestfriend anymore because I fucked his wife while he was in jail (for some bullshit domestic violence charge she called on him).. I literally hate fucked her, because I hate her, but always wanted to fuck her too you know. So I think I fucked her twice, and got a blowjob once. When he got out she instantly told him what happened, and he called me and I admitted it, and then they both turned on me and tried to work it out together haha... ohwell .He is in jail again now because of her.
Anyhow thats not the secret. The real secret is I fucked his first wife a bunch of times too.
....But, fuck him, after I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years, I logged in her myspace as a joke and saw he started messaging her trying to make something happen behind my back. So I guess fucking his two ex wives (that he had kids with) was my form of revenge? Or maybe I'm just an asshole who has no control over my sexual lusts.
>>700868955 I have been texting this guy for almost 2 years, met him on internet and became friends and now we love each other but he is quite insecure and it makes the things slow down. But I met this other guy like 6 months ago, friendzoned him at the beginning but one month ago we started dating, I have some feelings for him but he is truly in love of me, we fucked and stuff but I'm not sure. Any thoughts on what should I do? I feel like crap for doing this to the man I love but internet relationship is not giving me enough
Yeah I'm probably not a good friend, but I felt he really did betray our friendship along time ago... I guess looking back on it, I didnt really consider him a true friend anymore, but I still hung out with him sometimes and stuff simply because of our history together, we would have alot of fun together, same sense of humor, understood each other, etc. But yeah... Even when we were legit friends I was wanting to fuck his first wife. But I never did. Was a pretty awesome moment when I finally got the chance. ...Fucking that girl you had been thinking about for years, kinda worth it lol.
"If" I ever get any close friends again, I'm gonna make sure they arent shady fucks like him. And also I'm going to try and be a better friend. Which is hard because I have a bad habit of wanting to fuck every girl :( Even my brother's wives I fantasize about, I wish I wasnt such a fucking greedy pervert.
Male here who is exactly the same. Saw a psychologist, who told me my sexual orientation is possibly asexual. The humorous thing is I want to reproduce, I just lack a sexual attraction toward anything.
>I had sex for the first time when I was 10 with best friends dad. >We had sex a few times over a summer. >They moved back east at the end of the summer when mom got a promotion. >When i was 12 I would go to the mall to find older men to fuck. >They would buy me things after. >When I was 13 I had 7 sugar daddies all older than 30 who would buy me things or give me money after i fucked them. >mfw i realized i was a prostitute.
I used to get molested by my uncle with a down syndrome, cousins found out about it and now I despise gatherings because that moment in my childhood makes me so vulnerable and bullied. I usually just pretend I don't remember it, but I do and didn't know any better so now it's the reason I hate children with down syndrome and monkeys
>>700903451 They basically gave me a fair warning, If I chose to use their services any further I could've been facing serious prison time. Honestly I must say I do respect them for handling it how they did, because they could have easily pressed charges
There was this girl I met on psn. I really liked her but I was young. Like 8 or 9 years old actually. We were the same age and my young self was stupid and thought it's be ok to have a crush on somebody I barely knew. After a couple of years of playing the same game together, I told her I loved her. For some reason I just decided to delete that acount and make a new one idk why tbh. Years later I'm 13 and decide to message her which was a really bad idea and I got hints that she still had a crush on me. I moved on because I realised relationships like that never work but she wanted to skype me. She thought I made a new account because I hated her or something. The skype call was awkward. She admitted about how she was abandoned by her biological mother and her dad takes care of her now with her stepmom. All the rest of her siblings live with her actual mom for some reason so she was the only one that was abandoned. Her step mom abuses her and her dad won't believe her when she tells him. She seemed really depressed about it. I knew she wanted me to comfort her and tell her I love her again. But I couldn't. After that I just... Stopped messaging her. It felt so awkward pretending as though everything was normal and ok. And we couldn't play the same game anymore because she still only had a ps3. She stopped texting too. I tried again recently and she replied but then just ignored me after. I feel guilty for not being a better friend but at the same time I didn't want to lead her on.
I saw my first love been abused by a man and i let it happen. I neven said anything cause the guy said he would kill her if i open my mouth.
Now everyday i think about finding this guy and killing it. I can't have friend because i feel like i have to suffer for what i did. I want to help of save all the children in the world because i think it's the only way to repay my dept, but nobody knows its because of it, and nobody will ever know i guess
I think BLM is a racist hate group who kills indiscriminately while pretending it's for some cause. A bunch of people who let emotion and a victim mindset lul them into thinking anything they're doing matters when they're just hurting their communities and people. The cops are right to kill 99% of the people they do.
Did you see the body cam study that showed use of lethal force increased after the body cams were deployed? BLM was a propaganda effort started by some powerful secret group in order to create a black/white race war. Trump is a symptom of those feelings. Many cops are dirty power mongers who have the wrong kind of mentality for law enforcement, but it's not like their salaries will attract real talent.
I ADD, psychopathy, and schizoaffective (bipolar + schizophrenia). I'm currently manic. I feel bad about how little I feel for my old dog, I'm detaching because he'll die relatively soon. I have an increasing number of female friends and can't tell what if anything I want to do with them. I like annoying the shit out of people comically and confusing them or getting them pissed off as a means to blow off steam. I regularly want to kill myself. The meds I'm on, even though they keep my brain from decaying, make me feel so sick I skip them sometimes. I care so little about almost everything that I can't tell if the face I put on for the public is actually a lie or not. I cycle through so much I can't tell what normal is. I'm constantly listening to what's behind me, am always on edge, I think everything out so completely that I have issues making casual conversation. The only girlfriend I had drugged me regularly without my knowledge. I'll more than likely have to forfeit my attempts at engineering because the past year of discovering all of this has killed my work ethic. I've also been on 4chan WAY longer than I should have been, I was very underage when I started but I'm legal now by two years. /b/ has changed but it's always been shit in different ways, you guys are fucking faggots, the end.
Confessed to the girl I love, cried for 20 mins after we got off call. Not because she rejected me, I told her to think about it.Because my selfishness could have damaged the most important relationship I've had in 3 years.
>>700868955 I absolutely can not sleep in a room that other people can access. Any door is either locked or barricaded. I've been that way since I was like fourteen, not sure why, but I just can't sleep if I don't know nobody else can get there. I've gone days on end without sleep just to avoid having to do it in the wrong place.
>>700868955 When shortlisting applicants I try to figure out who might be a nig. Some slip through the net but I usually just fuck them over at the interview stage. I ask things only a white would know. What does your Dad do for a living? That sort of thing.
>>700868955 I am very jealous when my twin has friends or show any affection towards any female ore mail. He is only suppose to be with me! Not anyone one else. and just thought of him while someone else kills me little by little. We are twin, who can he betray like this?!
1/2 >When I was 13/14, I was big into "hacking" >I was a script kiddie who used cracked RAT's and went into adult chat rooms getting people to RAT >only ever got like 30 people >One of the guys was a 40 something year old man who had a wife >Thought he had the weirdest fetish I had ever seen >He liked to put on boxing gloves and fight with women and purposely lose and when they knocked him to the ground, he wanted them to sit on his face and talk shit to him >Me and my friend nick-named him buttface for it. >After infecting buttface, I kept tabs on all the stuff he was doing. Took screenshots occasionally of the women he talked to and stuff. >Occasionaly load his laptop's webcam and see that butface was a creepy old man looked kinda inbetween an unfit jason statham and gordon ramsey >Whenever my friend was over we would fuck around with him for shits and giggles >stuff like inverting his mouse movements, or changing the screen hue and would watch him get frustrated >Geo-location showed buttface was traveling all the time for work, especially in California for some reason, even through he was from New York >Buttface would message random women in local chat rooms and try to find someone that would fufill his sexual fantasies in real life. >One day, after making every webpage open meatspin, he suddenly goes offline. >Don't see his computer go online for a solid two weeks.
>Playin runescape one day when the desktop notification pops up "Buttface is online" >Finally. I'm sick of looking at this other colombian's laptop I infected. >Geo-locate shows the computer back in new york. >Pop on the camera >A man in a blue best-buy shirt is typing away at the computer. >Get scared and close the RAT. >Get back on a couple days later and see he's still infected. >Lul, bestbuy sucks dick at removing simple viruses. >Keep tabs on him for a week >One day my friend comes over and we decide to troll him real good. >Get on his chat room and pretend to be a friend of some girl who had been with him. >Say I was super interested in his fetish before he even brings it up >He gets real antsy and wants to know who it is that was my "friend" >Explain that my friend wants it to be a suprise because it's been such a long time since they;ve done anything and she wants to have a threeway with us. >Schedule a meeting for thursday night with buttface. >At this point I was too lazy to try and infect other people and noone was as interesting as this guy. >Thursday night when he goes out to the meeting spot, I gather all the good screenshots of this guy and how he hooks up with women and such. cont..
>Open up his outlook and email all the good screenshots I've collected to all his contacts. >This includes his wife, family, coworkers, and boss. >Title the email: Hello, I'm ButtFace >"Just thought some of you might be interested in what I do on business paid trips when I'm not busy at confrences and stuff, Attached are some images of things I like to do in my spare time." >Pictures of him chatting up women. Including my full chat log. A picture I had of anal porn in the background as he typed a business email to a coleague. >More chatlogs of trying to convice women to let them sit on his face >About to send but feel kind of guilty about the repercussions. >My friend eggs me on..... >Send >Oh shit, I did it. >After I send all these out, I delete him from my infected list. I've probably gone too far. >Stop infecting people as it got pretty old after that. >Told a couple of friends right after about it. >One told me I probably ruined his life >Laugh it off
>Realise now, almost 8 years later, that I probably fucked up buttface's life a bunch. He probably lost his marriage and job and social life. >Oh well, Buttface had a fucking weird fetish man.
>Watching Bob Ross with gf >Spooning on couch chilling maxing relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school >She shifts ass around on limp dickscut >Get hard >She turns around and strokes cock through pants >"Did I do this?" She asks playfully >Instead of responding with the appropriate answer I respond with, "No Bob Ross did it, duh." >We have a laugh and keep watching. >She grinds on me again and I get hard, she says "Bob Ross is back at it again" >Think about it for a sec and remember what she ment, say "I thought you were calling my dick Bob Ross." >We have another giggle >Long story short between me and my gf my dick is reffered to as: "Bob Ross"
This hasn't worn off either, today we were just chilling again and she asks if Bob Ross is up for anything. Not too great of a secret honestly, still funny.
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