Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Oh! The thing with the stuff and the guy! Yeah I did that stuff. All I did was do that and then do this and then I was done.
My nieces name is going to be Penelope, her nickiname shall be Neo
Well she's fairly cute. Certainly wouldn't go so far as perfection. I dislike her hair. The tail looking thing more specifically.
I have to wonder how much of the reason you like those is just the white.
Well anything really.
But mostly once girls start looking too actually young, for me at least, they quickly lose appeal. I have a hard time pinning down exactly what it is, but yeah. "Too young" is the words that pop to mind.
(Googled more pictures of her)
She's straddling that line. Sometimes she's kinda cute, usually in the more chibi versions, sometimes she looks like a young kid.
Depends on the art.
Duh. Why even ask? Kancolle has so many boats that even fans of the show can't name all of them, probably even most of them.
Didn't deny you like boats. I always knew it.
Perfect, now on to phase 2!
Haha thats cute.
I scream on the inside!
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Rolling for God of waifus
That's good, don't pick at it
That's a lot of boats
You were so close too
And uhh... Phase 2?
What's up Fran!
I get the impression that RJ is supposed to be older than most DDs, that includes Hibiki, Yayoi, Yuudachi and their respective classes, despite being extremely short and... flat.
Hugs it is then.
It was nothing more than some thinning I had them do, but it feels so much better now.
>Not thinking you're amazing in some way or another.
Have some more faith in yourself, Ika.
It works really really well except when it doesn't!
Ya, with the boat and the bag!
I just noticed our filenames are pretty similar.
Yes you are, princess~
Hey Holo, how are you?
Yay, more hugs
Ah, that's a classic problem
No one can steal Alice
Not me! I meant you!
Commence Phase 2, pronto!
>Captcha was boats.
That was unintentional. but it's fitting when i think about it.
Only? What's the other 40%?
It really is. I know one thing i did to "test which boat you liked" had over 100.
I think i've expressed my disdain for boats enough times that people get it. That's the only reason they always call me a boat, actually.
Maybe, she still hits that particular key for me where she looks too young. Can't explain it very well.
Shizuru hits it in certain arts of her too.
>That art is a bit better
Ok, now what? I've put more faith into my body.
Does this count as a boat?
Pretty annoying to be honest. Wish it gave me more of an error message, or what to be specific is going wrong.
Simply not possible, as I am not a princess!
Would be better with a bit more space, but we'll make it work.
Eh, beats most of the other 3d shit
For Ice Cream, Correct?
I must admit, i chuckled.
Are you trying to make it look like you got more replies for when you screencap your own post?
DFC for life.
I think this is the kind of things that can't be understood, but the fact that they exist can be understood.
You can see her official artwork here, while it might not be the best it's still very important because this is what her design is supposed to be.
So... does it hit that particular key for you?
Lamb is almost done!
Holy shit that's a lot of loli boats
They're not all lolis...
Her official art still looks a little young, but it's nowhere near as bad.
>K had friends over and was playing vidya with them
>Now me and J are gonna play Unturned
>K is playin Xenosaga.
I think she has enough space.
Is lamb that good? I remember tasting it and I disliked it so much.
Depends on the ship or abyssal
>I need to find a hugging pic.
Then do a little activity, like a short jog or something.
Now go and fetch me a medic, I think I'm having a heart attack from all of the cute!
Well, I'm no medic, but I'll have to tell you to stay away from excess cute so you don't have another heart attack. Which means no going around Koume.
Your sister is chubby during Summer.
I've already done that. I walked back home already.
>I also saw this last night so I'll answer it
Black and blue
>just how I like my niggers too
How many are? 90%?
Sounds good, I'll keep you posted on the lamb
Depends on how you cook it. My dad and I are suveeing it and then searing the outside. We are putting it in a sauce made with pepper jelly, soy sauce, olive oil, and some sugar. The stuff is practically candy
And why the lewd?
>Also: I didn't know this but in 40k Creed is an amazing Tactical Genius
>Tfw can give scout rules to any unit
>TFW YOU CAN GET FLANKED BY A FUCKING BANEBLADE OUTTA NOWHERE.
Tatsuta is pretty cute. I've always liked her design.
>Though that particular art of her is a little much, imo.
I suppose it's a good thing that you have specific reasons for each one. I was half expecting "Misanthropic" to be the answer.
Time to go looking, maybe.
Specific art can be hard to find sometimes.
I think you misunderstand what i meant...
There's not all that large a percentage of loli among the boats. The 100 some odd is just the total number of boats. Not the total number of boats i like.
>The total number i like is 0
I ate some lamb at some middle eastern restaurant in San Diego couple years ago. It tasted really... something... I can't remember but I didn't like it.
>trace back to Makoto's comment.
>something about she doesnt have space.
He hides them from behind a tree
No love for the loli boats?
Lamb is good. It gets super juicy
Is Koume normally a bully or was that Sachii pulling a prank on me the other day?
Good choice(s), now what's your favorite season?
I'll get on that ASAP.
>Tfw Baneblade and Sentinel hidden behind a shrub.
Yang's hair is perfect the way it is.
Do not touch it!
>Running 2-4 for the waifu
>Get 3 Takao's in a row
>What is life?
There's a couple that are pretty cute.
Them being cute does not equate to me liking them though. As i keep saying, i'm not fond of characters who have as much personality as your average dinner plate.
When their entire life's story and personality can easily be summed up into a paragraph or two...
RNG is quite hilarious when you want to get a specific boat. Got Haruna without much difficulty, took me a month to get my only Takao.
I wasn't farming specific maps for her though.
Mmmm, I don't know. You got your arm sliced now let me slice your hair eh?
Summer of course. I used to do more interesting things years ago but now I just laze about. Plus more sunlight because of the shit Daylight Savings.
>black is technically not a color for it is a lack of light instead.
That sounds like lamb cooked right then! Meat shouldn't be dry
RNG is a bully...
I was just trying to beat 2-4. The compass always screws me over... Your lucky...
Don't think about it too hard
Don't try to put rules into rational thought, if Necron Immortals equipped with Tesla Carbines are allowed to be two linked, they get more hits than shits fired
RIP loli boats
Same though, I hate how simple a lot of harem slice of life characters are
That's what suveeing is for, keeps the juices locked in
Suveeing is cooking things in a hot water bath while the meat is in a vacuum pack
>Says they like summer.
>Posts a winter picture.
Its extra salt storage.
>Reply with Tokitsukaze
Its just her summer outfit.
Might be a part of it.
Isnt 2-2 better for her?
>The compass always screws me over
Check the branching rules http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/World_2:_%E5%8D%97%E8%A5%BF%E8%AB%B8%E5%B3%B6%E6%B5%B7%E5%9F%9F
>The compass always screws me over...
I know right, the compass makes me question life and want to punch my screen, and I'm the kind of person that never does anything violent toward a device.
I might have been in this case but trust me, it's just karma compensating me from my usual bad luck.
Stop making this joke.
I don't know if I should play more superhot or continue to try and get better at the new bo3 zombies map
Will the magic work again?
I think i need to go now, see you all in a bit.
Here's the deal. I will rate the Spider-Man movies from best to worst, just based on how good I thought they were, how much I liked them, my shitty opinion/taste.
Spider-Man 3 = Spider-Man > The Amazing Spider-Man 2 > Spider-Man 2 > The Amazing Spider-Man.
If this post ends in an 8, I am right, and you must write a short little song about your Waifu, to the tune of the Spider-Man theme.
Does summer change her eye color?
Sorry. Couldn't help but notice.
Maybe you could fap?
Afraid you never get the gets my friend
It is but im trying oh so hard to clear 2-4...
There are rules? I gotta check this out...
Also hello Syndra, how are you today?
Same here... I always end up with heavy damage or something stupid because it sends me the wrong way...
At least you get some good luck... The only luck i've gotten is an Ise drop.
Ahh! Good to know. Sounds like a helpful tip to help me in all my meat cooking needs.
I pick summer :^)
Yo. Wie gehts?
>maybe you could fap?
I'm talking about the...
>Does whatever a spider can
I already have though a few times already
Calm down, im only in E-2
Post Kashima or Prinz because thats what im farming for
I'm alright, just boat stuf
Yes, some maps have different rules that increase the chances of you going to that node.
Interesting. Wonder if that was intentional.
I think she looks better with yellow eyes, myself.
Danke mir gehts gut. Wie geht es dir?
I hope Google Translate is half decent!
Lamb is almost ready. Just about to sear it
You have to get a fancy thing to do it, but it is worth it
To some qt traps?
>Farming for a boat with white hair
>just boat stuff
Story of my life lately. kek.
I didnt know that... Thanks for the tip!
They might as well be
Yuuki ain't dom and Rikka sure as hell submissive
Fuck I hate you, I didn't know you were a fucking trap. Had hates you!
Yeah I had to use it for your comment. I've only taken 2 days of German so I just said something random. And I'm good. Had an interview, and I think I blew it out of the park.
Because you here hoe.
Sounds fancy. I've never heard of it before.
But I still like the other Yuno more
Go for it. Do whatever tickles your donger
Silly French and their different ways to cook stuff
why not normal elves
i dont think that makes them hoes
think that means youre tired
Sounds like you wanna catch these hands
Ew change your pants first
You ain't shit to me nigga
Take yo stanky ass yo the discount yuno
I would have to go with purple.
Its a coincidence, i swear
Anything else you would like to know?
What else does it mean? Cancer?
I didn't mean it like that!
Learning a new language sounds fun. I'd like to learn more Russian in the future~.
Oh, that's good news! Glad to hear it. What was the interview for?
sleep tight, best girl (・ω・)
You my nigga now
SURE YOU DIDN'T
i dont know people?
no just that you need some sleep
Just going to say he is a great guy
And much chiller than you
How is the cancer stream?
This was supposed to be there
Does that mean you will be Kai Niing her right now? Congratz on getting the cutest DD.
>Still posting winter pics.
doesnt look like a dark elf to me.
She already has purple hair, i think purple eyes is a bit much, myself.
Only so many times I'll buy that.
Nigga you cray
Im chill too til y'all niggas started trippin