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Yes or No
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>>700851036
fuck no
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>>700851036

Nope. If I'm going to fuck what remains of my morals then I'm going to need enough cash to redeem myself in my own eyes. 30 grand ain't gonna do it.

$30,000,000,000? Well, RIP pupper :(
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>>700851036
probably not, only because of social media
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>>700851036
Yeah, why the fuck not!
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>>700851036
Is there a limit to how many puppies I can kill?
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>>700851036
yes
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>>700851036
its not nice but its well worth 30k.
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Yup. Just another breed of rodent which pretend to like people so that they can be fed. Just like niggers.
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>>700851036
Does my face show up in the video?
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Is /b/ facebook/twitter now? Fuck off
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>>700851786
kek
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>>700851805

Your face is not shown
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>>700851036
Yes, but I would start with the head. If I had to make it suffer than no, I really don't need that cash.
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>>700851974
snap call for me then
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>>700851036
No, I wouldn't hurt puppers or doggos. I'd stomp a kitten for $30k though.
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>>700851036
no :( I will kiss it and hold it tight and tell it I love you
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>>700851036
yes
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>>700851036
Yes, and even if you're not a heartless bastard like me you should do it anyway. A 30k donation to animal shelters will save a lot of animal lifes.
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I'll do it for $10,000 faggot
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I'd fucking bodyslam that shit
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>>700851974
Then RIP pupper
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>>700851974
It is just a puppy. Not even my puppy. One good stomp should kill it. 30K for about 5 seconds worth of work and my face isn't even shown. I would kill as many puppies as they would let me.
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Yes, with grief in my heart
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>>700852135
he will become Jesus Christ pupper
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>>700851036
so.. basically anyone whos edgy will say yes, anyone who understand that cash is not that important will say no, as for me no it would mean changing life for something temporary that i can survive without
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>>700852196

True talk
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>>700852380
Faggot
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>>700851251
30b USD? You sure you aren't setting the bar too low?

I wouldn't do it for anything under $300,000,000,000,000.
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Hell naww...

But add four 0's and even the poor doggo will understand its fate..
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id do it for $1
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>>700851036
no, because then i'd be associating with some really greasy people
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>>700851036
snuff is fake so of course i would
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>>700851036
would do it for 200$
if I'm immune to be arrested for it and nobody will recognize me in the video
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>>700852380
Not all of us care about animals. I wouldn't go out and kill a dog just for the hell of it, but for $30,000 I could definitely kill a puppy.
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>>700852512
Oh first edgelord counterattacks, well done !
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>>700851644
MODS!!! Get this monster
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>>700852667
Same here
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>>700852380
Cash is definitely important, faggot. How do you think mom gets all your chicken tendies and pays for your iPhone plan?
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If it didn't trace back to me in any way, consider that puppy done.
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>>700852618
I have no problem killing the puppy for $30,000, but $1 is barely even worth listening to the proposal.
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>>700851036
Only for food
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>>700852726
Its not about caring, its about the point, you are killing something thats worth something for something thats not, say what you want but 30k is not life changing in any way, its just ignorant to do so
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>>700851036
Fuck yeah. He'd be paste
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>>700851036
No, 30,000 dollars is not that much money
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If it were snuff porn with the puppy I'd want the pay but if I just have to kill it: so what? I'd be willing to do it for free.
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>>700851974
Then ripperoni
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>>700852788
ever heard of job? you can do it without killing puppies ! you can actually make cash for your living ! crazy i know
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>>700851036
As long as it doesn't show my face, I'd hit it. With a hammer.
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>>700851036
Nope. Not even for $300,000. I'd think about it at $3,000,000.
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>>700852742
It is just a puppy. The most that it will ever do is be something warm and furry to pet. Anyone who killed the puppy could do an amazing amount of good with the $30,000 they got for killing just one puppy. If there is no limit then anyone with half a brain would realize that the good that could be done with the money vastly outweighs the good that the puppy could achieve.
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100,000$ is the best I can do. I'm Rick Harrison and this is my Snuff shop.
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>>700853206
Get back on Tumblr they need more peta posts
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>>700852064
shame, i feel the other way about it
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everyone who would do it is a lil boy still living with mommy and has the sense of money of an 11 year old
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>>700851036
When my grandma dog has puppys, we drown them in a ditch. No one pays me.
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Id stomp its fucking head in
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Not at this juncture, but maybe if my life took a turn for the worse I would.
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>>700852935
$30,000 could do a lot of good. Think of all the Africa people that could be fed with that money. What good could that puppy do? I am not saying that anyone should go out of their way to kill animals, but lets real, the money will do more good than the puppy ever could.
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>>700852540
you tried i guess
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>>700851036
Id do it for a fuckin klondike bar you stupid cunt.
30k, fuck yes
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>>700851036
Would enjoy.
A free, warm fleshlight for 30k, than I get to kill it. Win-Win
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>>700853010
Forgot image
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I'd much rather it be a baby. Fuck humanity.
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>>700852380
So fucking true.
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>>700853765
I'm kind of glad you forgot the image, go kill yourself
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Yes. I'd get it high as fuck with anesthetics then bolt a steel block to my boot and kill it instantly.

It will die a much worse death later on if left alone, for all things die and that cannot be avoided.
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>>700853568
You forget where you are?
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>>700853277
True but there are the other costs of taking a life that out weigh money, if I had to eat sorry pupper, if it was trying to kill me or my loved ones, but the life of an innocent is terrible.
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Isnt paying 30000$ a but much? I could get my own puppy much cheaper..
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No
£300,000,000,000,000,000,000 maybe
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>>700853550
Nigger sympathizer here
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30,000 no.

If it was a signifcant amount I'd make a organization after this pupper and help other puppers in need.
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>>700851036

Does it get released to the public?
Will my family see?

Assuming the answer is yes...

Not for $30,000...

Not for $300,000...

$3,000,000... I guess I would honestly be stupid not to...
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>>700851036
Nope. 30000 to never sleep a full night's sleep? I don't think so.
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>>700852618
$1?!
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>>700852380
that's like 12 years of saving money. like hell i am going to pass that up.
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Nope
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I'd do it for a $100
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"You could do a lot of good things with 30,000 $", fuck all of you. If you are killing a puppy for money im pretty damn sure that you are not going to use the money to help others.
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>>700852380
Nice bait, trust me, I know the little details some fags will miss in posts like these.
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>>700854676
It's a dog, not only do you get to kill it, I'm guessing they'd let you fuck it as well, 1$ is fine by me.
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>>700851036

I want a percent of the profitstoo.
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To all you psychopaths (term used loosely), I propose another conundrum.

How much money would you accept to kill an anonymous stranger with no consequences. How much if they just posted a comment like yours showing such little regard for the life of a an intelligent creature?

I don't know "whats the limit" on how many puppies you're allowed to kill, but I hope that's enough to make up the loss in all that hypothetical money.
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>>700855051
For free just as long as I could sell the body, good money in that.
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I wouldn't do it for anything.
I'd be traumatized for life m8. Would probably kill myself knowing i did something like this.
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>>700855051
Avarice is bad
No
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>>700854894
Come on dude, it's like, 30k
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>>700852540
Really, only $300,000,000,000,000? I wouldnt do it for less than $300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 personally
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Yes, as long as I remain anonymous and don't get caught.
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>>700854939
I really like saying "1 dollar" so don't mind me
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>>700851036

If it wouldn't be shown to the public sure.

I need money, and easy means are my method.
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>>700855265
(Hey dude,you could like,kill yourself right now)
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>>700851036
nope... maybe a million
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>>700855051
I'd fucking kill him for free. I love the feeling of murdering someone/something. When I was young I used to catch pidgeons and drown them, now, every time a cat lurks around me or a dog barks at me I kill them with no remorse, I actually feel glad. Got one more useless animal off the planet.
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Are you high? I'd do it for like $20
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>>700855265
traumatizing, please i have "euthanized" pigs, birds, rabbits and even horses.
There is nothing traumatizing about killing something. Stop overthinking stuff.
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>>700851036
No way. Maybe for 3 million.
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>>700855519
Permanent loan?
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>>700851036
I might pay half that much. But, 30 is too much.
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>>700855561
E D G Y
D D G Y
G G G Y
Y Y Y Y
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>>700854346
That depends on who you are. Do you feel bad for killing a fly? That is a life.
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>>700854489
It was just an example. You could use the money for any charity or keep it for yourself. I was simply saying that one puppy didn't outweigh the most good that the money could be used for.
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>>700855561

Hmm. If you're honest there, would you mind saying, do you feel pride in your lack of empathy?

If you do then you must not understand what you are to any intelligent social formation.

If you don't then sorry, here's hoping you don't cause too much harm in your life :)
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>>700856106
A pup costs like,80$ so yeah
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>>700855893
It's not edgyness (if that is how you are supposes to type it). It's pure hate ever since my best buddy got bit by the cheek and the fucking dog just ran afterwards. He tried to give him food, that was it. I brutally killed the dog even though was was someone's animal. Now, where I live, these stray shits are just terrible, i hate seeing them, I hate hearing them barking at my car, if it wouldn't damage the car I'd even run them off
>>700856182
I don't feel pride, I'm not the kind of guy to overestimate himself. I just feel like another danger has dissappeared. Stray dogs are simply a threat to those who can't protect themselves. A woman got eaten to fucking bone by a pack of those. I say fuck them. If you want them to live, take them in your house/land. Not on the streets.
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>>700854346
Thinking this way.
Probably eats meat of some kind.

If you have no problem paying money to eat a burger, how is that any different than killing this dog?
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>>700855051
I would kill the puppy, but not another person. Especially if I don't know who the person is. A puppy can accomplish basically nothing of worth in its life. One person can change a great many things. I am not saying that the person you would be killing would make a difference in the grand scheme of things, but you never know. The dog, however, is a pretty safe bet that it will do nothing except live for a few years and then die.
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>>700855489
fucking nigger, degenerate. fall on a fat bitch and marry the hoe, then kill you and her. two disgusting birds, one stone of justice.
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>>700856670
Eh, I guess I see where you're coming from. (But Jeeeeeesus Christ the way you typed it out man)
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>>700851036
Yes.
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nope. wouldn't be able to live with myself. i don't get how mexican drug cartels do all that brutal fucking cave man shit. I have a conscience.
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>>700856733
hypocritical or not, some people have a conscience.

i'd kill the dog for 300k though.
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>doesn't show my face
>can't be connected to me
>no specified length of time
>maybe a few stomps to kill
>a couple seconds work
>30 grand
Not a bad deal
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>>700856733
You could take it one step further. Plants are alive. Every day that he lives things die just to keep him alive.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto
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>>700851036
Yes, i'm desperate and could really use that money.
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I'm not edgey enough I guess. No I wouldn't.
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>>700856670

There's a bit of a discrepancy in your discourse mate.

Killing stray dogs to protect people =/= Killing for fun
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>>700856946
English was the only fucking language I have learned and desired to learn since I was 4. After 19 years of hard work and private classes every week, I try to communicate in the most spoken language on the world and fail miserably. Reading what I wrote makes me cringe more and more every time I see the words that I have mispelled. I really feel like apologizing for that (my god I'm such a fucking lightweight)
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I feel like if this was an actual situation instead of a thread on /b/ then most of these people who say they wouldn't do it would actually kill the puppy. Even if they were just going to keep the money for themselves. Nobody would know, you could kill it quick, and you get $30,000 out of it, and you could get on with your life.
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>>700857695
edgy has nothing to do with this, wtf dude..
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>>700851036
I won't hurt the lil puppy
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>>700856748

So you only value the worth of things in term of what they bring to humanity?

I suppose that's economically sound, as long as there aren't too many people like you. I value life in intelligent creatures, in part because I know that they fear death just like I do, but mostly because a lot of them value life themselves (including my other non-psychopath fellow humans).

Might sound like meaningless circular logic, but I don't think society would function without it.
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>>700853550
think of how many African niggers you could get killed for 30k? Start waving that cash around some of those tutses and maybe a whole village of those shithead mud people could be exterminated.
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As long as I'm not named and my face isn't shown yes
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I would do it for free
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>>700851036
I'd fake it with CGI or some shit.
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I have sworn not to kill anything in my life.
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>>700851036
30k is an awful lot of money. I can say here that I would, but if I ever came face to face with lil pupper here, I don't know if I would have what it takes. eeeehh I probably would.
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>>700851036
I would definitely accept the money, cuz, fuck 30,000$? I would also definitely try to negotiate up, 30,000 definitely isn't my minimum to curbstomp a puppy. But for only 30 g's I'ld probably accept and then end up wussing out. Ima need like, a million to do this shit legit, how bloody you want it?
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>>700851036
Certainly not for 30K, that's almost nothing. I'd consider it at 30M.
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>>700859094
You're killing oxygen atoms
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>>700851036
what a dumb image should be at most 100$ to make it somewhat of a choice. anyone who wouldn't stomp a puppy for even 1,000$ must be rich or no fun at all (doesn't spend money therefore doesn't need any)
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>>700858598
What makes you think that dogs fear death or value life? Where is the scientific evidence behind these claims?

And to be honest, I don't like dogs. While I wouldn't go out of my way to kill any animal I would almost certainly kill a puppy for $30K. While it isn't a huge amount of money, I could improve my life a decent amount with it.

In the grand scheme of things the puppy, and probably the human, won't matter, but the human has a much greater capability to matter than the dog would.
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>>700856853

k lol
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goodnight puppers
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>>700851036
Most that would do this would stomp a baby to death for the same, as long as no consequences came from it.

I would want to for that amount but i dont think i could, stomping would take quite a while to kill and the noises of agony and crunching of bones would scar me for life hobestly.
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If I get dubs, maybe.
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Easy money
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>>700851036
no you sick fuck
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>>700851036
Yes I would but only because I habitually wear steel-soled boots and I know from euthanizing dogs, calves, rabbits, et al while I was farming that one stomp from me is the next best thing to dying in your sleep......

That being said, I would prefer to kill 10 human babies than one puppy.
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>>700851036
>$7
seven dollars and i will crush puppy like sparrow egg
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>>700851036
No, Part of being a human is having "Humanity", as such the compassion that comes with it.

>inb4 edgy faglords
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>>700851036
nigga i would do it for less, if you wouldn't then you are a pussy
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>>700859319
How is that "almost nothing"?

While the number differs, the average person makes around $1,000,000 - $2,000,000 in their lifetime. $30,000 would be between 1.5% - 3% of that amount.

Earning 3% of the money most earn in a lifetime seems pretty good for less than a minute of work.
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>>700851036
No
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>>700852196
fuck, i'd do it for 1000
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>>700860216
How weak are you that it would take quite a while to stomp a puppy to death? You are probably ten times its size and weight. One stomp would probably do it.
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yes
in a second
Where's my puppy? You better have the money and more puppies
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>>700851036
sure, but I could use 15k of the reward money to open a shelter and help more animals than just the one.
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>>700857401
Jesus christ why did I find this so funny
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>>700851036
Can't buy happiness. 0
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>>700860592
you'd be amazed how few people really have it. make no mistake: you are in the minority. Almost everyone you pass in the street deserves nothing but your contempt, because thats all they have for everything around them, especially other humans. Trust noone. And sure as fuck dont get into any real relationships until you understand that it is TOTALLY possible for one of these cold hearted psychos to fake an entire relationship for 20 years, they dgaf.

Dont presume everyone is like you: you are what humans were supposed to be: Where the falling angel meets the rising ape.

Most of them are just the ape; Not rising, but with delusions of grandeur.
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>>700851036
yeah
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>>700860980
Have you any idea how fucking hard and thick a dogs skull is? Even a puppies?

You fucking uneducated faggot.

Unless you literally are a 280lb beast who knows how to properly utilize your force (Not that fat blubber you have son) then maybe it could be easily done.
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>>700851036

no

why kill pupper
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To all those that are saying that they could use the money to open shelters for other dogs let me ask you this: Would you allow someone to kill you for money if they promised to use it to open a homeless shelter?
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>>700854894
nigger fuck that puppy
i want fucking 30k
who doesnt?
you are all weak
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>>700861206
I'm unfortunately aware of this. But If I said it, I'd sound like a preachy big-headed superior-complexed fag, But it's good someone else said it, So thank you anon.
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Id fucking mutilate the little cunt for a grand....
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>>700861324
bullshit nig

a dogs skull caves easily. trust me Ive had to do it before

now a sheep.... a sheeps skull is like reinforced steel. Trying to humanely destroy a sheep without a gun is fucking pointless. Ive seen .22 slugs bounce off a rams head. need a 223 at least to be safe....

nah g, dogs are easy
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>>700855489
8.72 stabs. Just go kind of half-hearted on that last stab.
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>>700851036
For $30,000? Fuck no, most people make that in less than a year.
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>>700851036
yes
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>>700851036
I'm not a nigger, so no.
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>>700861324
Id ducktape the little runt to my foot... watch me not cave its fucking head in
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>>700859094
I guess you don't consider bacteria alive then?
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>>700861727
faggot detected
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>>700861569
Full of shit / 10.

I've seen some fuckin' shit son, A human foot will not go through a dogs skull without a couple GOOD hard heavy stomps.
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>>700855051
fuck i'd do it for anything over 30k, honestly dont care what they thought of a fucking puppy
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fuck dogs, cats are better. Answer is yes. I'd pay 30k to do it.
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>>700861759
I will, I will watch you fail to cave its head in m8. Your a sperglord on a mission tonight aren't ya tubby?
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>>700861823
Im sorry we talking about doing this barefoot?

I refer to you >>700860539, where I draw reference to my habitually-worn steel soled boots....?

Dont call me out just coz you didnt do the reading
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>>700861324
Puppy skulls have soft spots just like a baby since the bones in the skull are not properly fused yet. If you can kill a baby (and therefore a puppy) by dropping it then you could definitely kill it by stomping on its head.
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>>700861910
dude if it was a case of 30 grand id turn it into bonemeal...
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>>700851036
Fuck yea
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I would do it and give half of the money to animal charities.
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>>700853326
Kek
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>>700859343
no hes not you retard
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>>700861998
shit missed that, sorry bro, pretty stoned right now.

But ye steel boots well fuck of course you'll manage it, I was thinking average persons shoes.
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>>700862086
you say that now lol
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>>700861462
no. I'm not homeless.
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>>700853038
Wage cuck, you don't get rich off morals faggot
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Yes because then id be $30,000 richer than all you pussy faggots that said no
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>>700861910
You are taking to different people.
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>>700861895
Of all the things said in this thread that is by far the dumbest. Who is their right mind would pay $30,000 to kill a puppy. You could get one for less than $100 and kill it. Why would you pay >300 times that amount?
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I can give 50k to rape that OP and save that puppy...
Im rich as fuck so I can do that..Also I dont mind about holes m/f
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>>700851036

Who do I have to donate the money to?
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>>700862300
What?
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>>700851036
Alpine skiing boot, concrete floor, heel down with the force of a 1000 suns straight to its head. Puppy dead before he knows what hit him. Yep i would do it, dont like killing animals but 30k is something.
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>>700851036
Id make a snuff video out of the guy offering it.
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>>700855591
yeah totally overthinking it, pussyboi
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>>700857369
nope
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>>700855265
>>700855591

Other farmernigger here....

Ive only ever had to kill one pig and it was fucking awful.... theyre just too intelligent, I don't like to eat pork anymore, its on the same level as eating dog to me.

The rest, yeah sure, but pigs are...... different. Fucking assholes, noisy, smelly, escape artists, destructive as fuck..... but different.
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>>700852380
Not saying I would but for the 30k you could save a bunch of animals.

For example you could adopt 5 abandoned dogs and take care of them for the rest of their lives, providing them with anything they want/need
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>>700851036
No
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>>700851036
yes. i want to be debt free. this is almost exactly what i need.
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>>700865229
well it's like the case of psychiatrists, support workers, foreign aid workers etc etc etc...

..."one must remain detached"

same reason i gave up volunteering, i couldn't remain professionally detached from certain things
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PLOT TWIST : The puppy is actually a guy who said he'd do it first. What do you do now?
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>>700865630
having said that i better add my position on the puppy stamping. i wouldn't do it for anything
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>>700852258
>Dr. Bupper
>He'll annihilate your pupper
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>>700858598
Pigs are more intelligent and loyal than dogs. yet you don't give a fuck about eating bacon or about pigs living in 2 foot cages their whole life.

I don't either, bacon is tasty. but don't pretend you "Value intelligent creatures"

You don't. You value what's aesthetically pleasing.

You don't care about an armadillo getting hit by a car, but you may feel unease seeing a cute dead rabbit.

"intelligence" doesn't enter into it.

But to answer the question, I'd stomp the fuck out of a puppy for 500 bucks, assuming no legal consequences.
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I personally wouldn't. Dogs 80% of the time look like cute innocent puppers. Just not my cup of tea.

I had a dog and I messed with him a lot when I was younger. Feel bad about it. When I get another one, I'll treat it right.
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>>700851036
No.
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>>700855051
I wouldn't kill anyone for just money. I need a good reason.
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>>700851036
I once stamped a frog to death for a spliff. So probably?
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>>700851036
nah, 30 mill and id consider it
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>>700866023
So what you're saying, is you'd do it if it was an ugly as fuck stray pupper.

See?

It's all about aesthetics. Not about self-awareness or intelligence.

In asia it's not taboo to eat dogs, but it's taboo to eat pigs.

In the west, it's taboo to eat dogs, but not taboo to eat pigs.

Even though pigs are much more intelligent than dogs are.

There is no reason or logic.

Everyone should just come off their high horse and admit humans only care about humans.
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>>700865729
Yes you would. If it was your mom, or family member on the line.

Hell, if it was your reputation, or your job on the line, you'd put on the ol Timberland's and do the 2 step on a pupper without a second thought.

You'd do it for money too, you just wouldn't want anyone to know about it.
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Video doesn't show my face? I'd do it. Wouldn't feel food but 30k is 30k. I dont think a lot of you faggots understand what it's like having no money.
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>>700866376
Well gee Anon, if we all just played it as fast and loose as animals, we'd still be fighting with clubs, hiding from the night time, and rutting in the mud many years later.

It is our humanity and capacity for altruism that allows civilization to exist. Or if you lack that, a sense of self preservation in the fact that if you fuck with some one, they could come back with all their friends and family and really fuck with you.

And no, I still wouldn't kill the stray, ugly doggo.
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If I also get to eat it, yes
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>>700866693
I would do it on camera, full face visible, holding sign with my name and address for 5,000, easy.

You're right, these niggers don't know what poor is like.
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>>700866829
I said "humans only care about humans".

And even then, only the "in group" of humans. Just like you don't give a shit if 40 people get blown up in Iraq, but if it happens in your hometown, you'd shit a brick and cry about it for a week.

It's violence and competition that allows civilization to exist. We wouldn't have landed on the moon without the ww2, or without the Nazi scientists via Operation Paperclip.

Violence drives progress, peace stagnates it.
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>>700851036
no, i couldn't for that low amount. i'd feel terrible longer than i'd have the money
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>>700866949
That would just be stupid, cops would get you. animal abuse is a crime retard.
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$30,000? The cruelty to animals wrap wou,d do far more damage than $30,000 can fix...

Tbh, no amount of money would make me kill a defenseless animal that I wasn't looking to eat, and even then the death would have to be quick and painless...
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>>700851036
No
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>>700867276
I should have added "assuming no legal repercussions"

I don't abuse animals but "animal abuse laws" are retarded anyway.

Where are the police on the pig farms where thousands and thousands per year live their entire life in 2 foot cages with broken limbs, unable to even stand up? the chicken farms? etc

but if you kick a single cat suddenly you're satan and deserve jail.

Tell me that's not entirely hypocritical and retarded.
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>>700851036

30k a puppy ? I'll just cover my floor with puppies for a month and never ever work again.

What shoes do you want me to wear ?
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>>700851036
Fuck 30k. I'll do a whole site with that shit and write my own royalty checks
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>>700867754
very soft slippers
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>>700867201
I'll give you the fact that I wouldn't give a shit if 40 people got blown up in Iraq, but I wouldn't care if it happened in my hometown either, UNLESS it was someone I knew personally.

I mean, there has to be a tipping point, anon. If it's all violence all the time, true, innovation leads to victory. But how is anything supposed to stabilize? You'll be building something up just to have it torn down by the latest invention of your enemy ad infinitum.

I think peace allows for slower progress to be made, whereas violence allows for rapid, short bursts of progress.

Circling back to the puppy question, I think it just comes down to the individual. There are so many variables that can't be accounted for that would influence their choice.

I'm not even trying to argue with you, to be clear. I'm just enjoying this chat.
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>>700851036
y e s
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>>700862305

/thread
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>>700855360

Fucking sellout, I wouldn't go less than $3000,0000,0000,0000,0000,0000,0000,0000,0000,0000,0000,0000,0000,0000.01
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>>700851036
Ya sure ill just fake the video
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>>700862305
Everyone's gotta draw their line in the sand at some point anon. Where's yours?
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>>700862305

Well, unless you're like the Pope or a Texas Preacher or a SJW like Anita Sarkeesian or something....
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>>700854466
>$2.35 usd
I like this joke
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>>700868037
Faking would cost you money you don't have. Heck you don't even have money when the stem sale hits the fan. Always begging like a bum. When I see you next time irl expect something to happen kiddo
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Depends on whether or not anyone would know I did it.
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>>700868348
Lets go fam
Ill rek you any day
I bet you dont even lift
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>>700868362
What difference does it make? They'll either forget it or they'll die and then forget it>>700868362
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>>700867914
We advanced more from 1939-1945 than we did from 1950 to 2016.

>But how is anything supposed to stabilize?

By destroying the enemy. Even if your enemy destroys you, the progress still exists.

Germany was defeated, yet we still have jet engines, the automatic rifle, countless medical advancements, the rocket engine, etc.

>Circling back to the puppy question, I think it just comes down to the individual.

Well of course. It comes down to how intellectually honest they are with themselves.

When it comes down to it, if nobody would ever know, I doubt 1 percent of people would refuse to brutally slaughter a pig for even 1,000 bucks.

Surely we can agree on that much
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>>700865988
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>>700868104
Where I lose money or kill someone or an animal I care about.

Which is true for all people whether you admit it or not.

Hell, you would choose your fucking iPhone over a dog in another country dropping dead.
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>>700868225
All of those get rich off of scamming people, not morals.
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Never. Paper doesn't control me.
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>>700868531

>What difference does it make
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>>700868663

You're fucking retarded. We've advanced more from 1995-2016 than we did from 10,000 B.C.E. to 1994.
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>>700868994

Logical fallacy detected
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>>700868663
>Tfw you meet someone who's not a faggot on 4chan
>on /b/

I do agree. There are certain things that we forbid in society that while from a logical standpoint would serve to advance us, from a ethical standpoint seem cruel and inhumane.

We can't always stop these things from happening, but at the very least, we can benefit from their results.

You're alright, Anon.
>>700869337
This guy does have a good point. Technology has advanced quite a bit.
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>>700869337
>We've advanced more from 1995-2016 than we did from 10,000 B.C.E. to 1994

Facebook and the iPhone isn't a major accompishment.

Living to 80 years, morphine, the airplane, landing on the moon, the jet engine, the computer, CLEAN WATER, well wait I'm just gonna assume you're baiting but I'm still gonna post this
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>>700869543
...which one, pray tell

you can't just say "FALLACY"
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>>700866829
I would say humans are where they are today because of our thumbs, large brains, and time.

People kill each other by the thousands for various reasons. We care about what we care about and say fuck all to the rest.

You wouldn't kill a dog, but you would probably kill a bug. It's because to you a bug is worth less than the dog. A lot of the rules we have today are because we value our lives and the lives of a few people around us and put rules in place that help keep those people alive. Not because of our "humanity and capacity for altruism".

Culture A may think that women should be covered and that it is okay to stone people. Culture B may think that women should be allowed all the freedom of men and that stoning is bad.

But if you take a child from Culture B and raise him in Culture A then he will learn the values of Culture A.

Because it is not "humanity and capacity for altruism" that guides people, but what we are used to and what we consider normal.

People are animals. We are just smart animals. A wolf will kill a sheep to keep itself alive. A human would kill a dog for money (which will help keep itself alive).
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>>700851036
Yes, I have a massive God Complex and love to assert dominance. Also, while I love cats, I hate dogs.
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>>700851036
Probably not
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>>700869969

Begging the Question, Observational Selection, and possibly Ad Hominem. You assume that everyone who profits from being a moral icon is a scammer, when that judgment is based upon your own subjective lack of value on their philosophies.
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>>700851036
Yep. I'd cash that check, sell that camera, and me and puppers would laugh all the way to the reporting you to every animal cruelty agency.
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>>700870378
>reporting you to every animal cruelty agency
Kill a bug, and no one will care.
Kill a dog, and the whole world stops and stares at you in utter disgust.

Hypocrisy at it's finest. An animal is an animal.
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>>700851036
I would do it for free.
I have never been offered money to do something I do frequently and for fun before.
Will film my next "funday" and let you guys see it.
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>>700870104
This...this is making an insane amount of sense. Ultimately, yes, I guess we are mostly the produce of our environment, but for all that nurturing, there has to me a nature aspect to it. Some people, on the individual level, are less prone to violence for whatever reason. A chemical difference might leave them slower to become agitated.

Just like those queermosexuals keep going on about being trans-everything, there's a difference in brain chemistry that might slightly influence a person's choices and behavior. I will concede that most of it is probably "nurture".
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>>700870665
Well shit anon. Why do anything?
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>>700851036
i'd do it for just 100 dollars...
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>>700870882
I agree with what you are saying also. Chemistry definitely plays a part.
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>>700868017
Your one to talk you cheeky cunt i wouldent go a dollar below $3000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,999,000,666,000,012,123,321,001,002,003,000,000,000,011,001,000
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>>700871111
quads
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>>700870314
Well now you're comitting a strawman.

i didn't say every moral icon was a scammer, just the ones you listed.

Even Mother Theresa, a HUGE moral icon, is known ot be a piece of shit now.

The Pope, obviously requires no explanation.

Anita, is exploiting gamers for money. She admits in a dissertation that she never plays video games, because they are "icky" and then cherry picks examples to cry out "MISOGYNY" and claims objectification of women.

But objectification of men is no problem even though it's completely, overwhelmingly, more widespread in games. You can have a 7 foot, beastly, guy in a game with no shirt.

But you can't have a slender, big chested, women in a game because OBJECTIFICATION.

The stereotypical Tx preacher shouldn't require any exdplination either, but I'll touch on it.

Many baptist Pastors in particular severely exploit their situation and church donations, because they are not required to report their earnings, pay ANY tax, or even say how much they take from church donations. They have a Mercedes, an H3 hummer, a classic 1950's Chevy, and a new Porche 911, then drive buy homeless Veitnam vets and say "GET A JOB, HOBO"

When all they do is read from a book on Sundays and Wendsdays, then take who knows how much from donations and aren't required to tell ANYONE how much.

Not all are like that, but I assume we're talking in general here.
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>ITT: Philosophical Debates
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>>700853038
do you make $120k/min?
I'd kill puppies with a hammer for that much.
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>>700851786
That's not even red pilled

That's just gay af
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>>700851036
no
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>>700871592
>>700868017

You listen here both of you peasants, I wouldn't EVER in a billion trillion years go under $300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 + 1.
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I'd fucking shit on it and then eat it alive for 30k
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>>700851036
Not for $30k. I make that in 3 months. For $30m, maybe. I could invest that, quit my job, and live on the interest. Then get therapy.
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>>700851036
Am I posting this somewhere, or just making it?
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>>700851036

Nah. I like dogs more than people.

I'd totally skin a baby alive for $30k tho
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>>700851036
Id do it for 75 dollars.
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>>700874906
He fell for the animal lovers meme.
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Hell no
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>>700851036
Yep, and eat it afterwards. Puppies are delicious.
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>>700851036
I'd do it for free
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Can i cut off its tail then burn it alive instead?
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Id do it for the satisfaction. No money required. Although if willin id take 500 bucks.
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>>700875305
Edgy 14 year old humor detected
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>>700852380
>>>700851036 (OP)
>anyone who understand that cash is not that important will say no
anyone who thinks that is fucking retarded
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>>700875792
Cash is important. Still Id do it if someone recorded and made it a snuff film.
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>>700875716
Not humor. You are probably from USA?

Search wiki for dog meat. Search google for puppy meat.
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>>700876041
Hes right. Dog goes fucking delicious eith about anything. I like cha cho its fucked delicious.
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>>700875693
thus you are alone cruising /b/
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>>700876041
Yeah it's a cultural thing.

He'd be fine with eating some tasty baby deer or pig, but cute doggos are a sin to eat.

I've never eaten dog before but I'd be down if it was already prepared and cooked.
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>>700876299
Do you know what Doi Cho is made of lol?
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Well of course I would! If I can kill 10, I'd throw the last one for free.
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>>700876309
I know plenty of people but only a handfull would be willing and certainly not without pay. My close friends arent in to killing. Just drugs.
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>>700876394
Dog Neckbone and dog blood, sounds interesting.
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>>700876521
But would they kill a doggo for lifetime supply of free drugs?
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Are you fucking kidding me? I'd stomp that puppy's guts out for free. Hell, I'd even PAY $30,000 to throw that fucking thing in a goddamn wood chipper. The fuck kinda question is that, OP? You FUCKING FAGGOT. Kill yourself.
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>>700876041
Im from the U.S and have no problem with dog as long as its cooked. Found out that local restraunts actually serve it because its cheap which is cool.
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>>700876791
Go do it then.
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>>700851036
yes, as long as I am not identifiable.
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>>700876757
Probably. A dogs a dog I guess.
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>>700876757
I would. If i could have whatever drugs i wanted.
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>>700876915
I will, you fucking sperglord.
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>>700877080
Record it. Ill write the check.
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>>700877080
Live stream it
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>>700851036
never.
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Are you fucking kidding me, i would strap that puppy ti the bottom of my shoe and go for a marathon for 5 grand
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>>700877645
Faggotry dected
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>>700852064
Are you more of a dog person or am i missing something?
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>would you kill a weak creature for a years paycheck

Kek is this a question? You could half the pay out and the divide it by 3 and Id still do it. Hell faggot, thats more than the average hitman gets paid to kill things that matter. I can make it look like a suicide, whatever you want.
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