Michael slowly enters the cave, he begins preparing the ceremony by decorating the cave with candles, butt toys and playing Erasures hit song "Always" on repeat. He is met with an ambush attack from the goblin, in one fluid motion he takes off his pants, pulls out his ultra-megaton sized buttplug, and guides the goblin into his anus. The unstoppable force meets an immovable object. The goblin begins pumping vigorously causing Michael to have incredible amounts premature ejaculation as the goblin hits his prostate over and over until Michael begins losing himself in ecstasy, "this is it!" He said aloud. The goblin begins pumping harder making Michael wobble and lose his balance as he lay sprawled on all fours, suddenly his dads walk in the cave and see exactly what was going on. "WE KNEW YOU WERE GAY!" as they watched their son be anally anguished by a the semen demon himself, it was Beelzeballs reincarnated as the sex goblin. As the demon blows the fattest load of cum that could put a blue whale to shame, he pulls out its monolithic dick Michael lays there twitching with his ass in the air. His anus is evaporating cum from all of the friction of being pumped so hard. A light breeze flows from his anus that swayed the dragon dildos hanging from the ceiling. The dads blew out the candles and picked up their collapsed son who could just barely breathe. They carry him out of the cave leaving the dim lights reflecting off of the disco ball and the fire in the pit burned low. He got home and put a buttplug in his butt and watched hentai as he recovered from his greatest challenge yet. Michael had won.
My cousin met her at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.
Question, if Boxxy is truely queen on /b/ why is there no nudes of her?
personally i would love to see her naked
i think all us /b/tards should make it a mission to somehow aquire them and share them
Faggot, the one true forever queen will always be Danny DeVito
Not anymore. She does voice acting now.
It's real it's just not her.
She probably doesn't give a flying fuck
I mean it's not her
That's because you're a pathetic excuse for a human being and probably have a small dick
>dmca complaint on a cum tribute
Maybe, maybe not! Who knows? That's the fun.
I'm here and I'm OP
Are any of these worth watching? I just got done with peep show, and office. I'm looking for another British sitcom. Any recommendations?
Don't really care for any of that stuff but may as well give Gavin and Stacey a go. Most of it was filmed like an hour away from me.
She's well aware that /b/ can be such a toxic place at times, so it wouldn't be possible to completely stop people from posting pictures like that. I doubt she even cares about it though, considering she barely uses 4chan if not at all nowadays.
I forgot to say. I did enjoy peep show myself.
That's a damn good song.
>Implying she hasn't seen shit like that a 1000 times before
If people told her about it she would probably care, yes. I don't think she wants to involve herself at all with 4chan anymore though. Just some speculations/guesses, I can't speak for Catie myself.
That episode where Mark thinks he's gay for Johnson and grows that moustache, lmfao.
Is this your first time on the internet or what?
my ex is a boxxie lookalike.
Just saying if Boxxy is really this sweet genuine person you claim her to be, she is being violated here. Just pointing out that someone doing that should pay a fine or do some time.
It's a fucking cock on a printed piece of paper.
Get a fucking grip.
Lmfao I remember that one. Isn't that the stag episode?
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, especially because most posters are in the EU.
Weak sauce. Like the covenant is going to spend millions chasing down EU posters for ejaculating on pictures.
I might have to give it a re-watch.
Because evading a ban is so hard
She works for Disney now.
Because that's hard to find out
You mean beautiful
boxy has had her turn. it is now time for Ellie
Wasn't working it out for yourself a more rewarding experience?
Now you just want me to post more.
Never gonna happen.
You'll have to settle with what we have.
I guess you should know this about me , i'm the only child of my parents, I moved to Chicago after i lost them in an accident, I decided to move into my uncles home, due to the fact that am the only child and for my business , I realised my business will do well in the here. Initially i was living with my uncle, later move into my own home here. Life is always nice when you have your parents by your side , mine is pretty tough cos i lost them too soon, but i believe God has a purpose for everything.
Presently,am single and I have been into 2 relationships and those are also my only sexual partners I have ever had. 1 of my relationships ended because of my partners betrayal and infidelity and the other 1 ended because the love was not there to grow. I know this sounds strange to you but as I wrote above I have not been sexually active now for 3 years. I live my life through the word of God and through my spirituality and I refuse to have sex with someone if I am not in a relationship with him and my last relationship ended over 2 years ago. My reasoning which I understand is very strange in today's world, but my belief is my heart and soul, and the passion that is in it is very unique and special, so I made the decision and made a promise to God that I would not be sexually active for the sake of just wanting sex, or to have sex for someone else own self gratification. Knowing the passion that is contained in my heart and soul is very unique, I made the decision to abstain from sex because I want this special gift to be shared with the person I am dedicating the rest of my life to, as his Wife and the Mother of his children.
Look at her op. This is what you should be making daily thread