My cousin met her at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.
Good good. Got drink tonight
Michael and The Sex Goblin
Michael, the most awkward boy who ever lived. He did many things, awkwardly, of course. He would awkwardly eat Pringles with chopsticks , and play video games, and watch hentai. But the one thing he did the most, his truly favorite activity, fingered his butt. You see Michael wasn't just your normal awkward teenager, no he was the pegging champion who hasn't been pegged yet. Though he trained his anus for days on end he never once believed that he was gay. He claimed to be straight almost every day I talked to him, but in the end it was just a clever ruse.
Not bad. Last day in work tomorrow yaaaay
Michael lived in the gayest place of all, Arizona. He constantly played in the desert with his dildo collection. Half of which he stole from his mom, who reluctantly let him keep them, but that's a different story, for another time. One day Michael was walking in the enchanted desert cave he found, really it was just a normal cave he strung lights up in and dashed glitter all over it. And he found a goblin, not just any kind of goblin, a baby sex goblin. You see sex goblins have a very weird knack, for despite their size, destroying anuses. Michael knew with the intense training he gave his anus every single day, multiple times a day, he knew this sex goblin would be absolutely unable to appease his butt lust.
So he trained the sex goblin. Nurtured it, cared for it. He loved it. He spent all of his money on turning this cave into a home for this goblin, and feed it oysters every day. No this goblin wasn't just your ordinary sex goblin, it was the perfect goblin. At just 6 months old it could decimate the anus of a horse with out any effort. Michael knew this goblin would soon be adept at quenching his ass ardor. But, not quite yet, the goblin still had more experience to gain.
After loving this simple, yet arduous creature for months and months on end he knew it wouldn't be fully developed for another year. As he trained the goblin he also trained his anus in preparation for this discreetly powerful being. 6am, Michael butt plugs his butt while he showers. He gets out of the shower feeling exhilarated, he removes the plug with a loud popping sound. He then enters a bigger butt plug he named Kronk for its size and stature, as it was the size of a 1 liter soda bottle. After clenching his anus muscle for an hour he decides it's time. He grabs a 145 pound bag of oysters and crams it in his butthole and walks down to the cave. He feeds this goblin any aphrodisiac he can. After feeding it about 7 pounds of oysters he puts what's left in his butt, brings the goblin to his ranch and let's it have its way with the bulls. After it pumps every bull there silly he then brings it back to its cave and makes out with it fervently.
Almost two years of doing this, it's time. He smears an entire industrial sized barrel of Crisco oil, K.Y. jelly, olive oil, and of course five gallons of coconut oil. He dips his butt in the barrel and sucks as much in with his oft-gaped butthole as he can. He knew this would be no easy tribulation. He goes to the cave leaving a trail like a slug. The Goblin knows it's time, it prepares itself for the hardest challenge he has yet. He knows he's been able to destroy every anus it's COME across. He's breezed through cows, Bulls, horses, elephants, it closed down sea world with how hard he pumped Shamoo. This will be their ultimate crucibles.
Michael slowly enters the cave, he begins preparing the ceremony by decorating the cave with candles, butt toys and playing Erasures hit song "Always" on repeat. He is met with an ambush attack from the goblin, in one fluid motion he takes off his pants, pulls out his ultra-megaton sized buttplug, and guides the goblin into his anus. The unstoppable force meets an immovable object. The goblin begins pumping vigorously causing Michael to have incredible amounts premature ejaculation as the goblin hits his prostate over and over until Michael begins losing himself in ecstasy, "this is it!" He said aloud. The goblin begins pumping harder making Michael wobble and lose his balance as he lay sprawled on all fours, suddenly his dads walk in the cave and see exactly what was going on. "WE KNEW YOU WERE GAY!" as they watched their son be anally anguished by a the semen demon himself, it was Beelzeballs reincarnated as the sex goblin. As the demon blows the fattest load of cum that could put a blue whale to shame, he pulls out its monolithic dick Michael lays there twitching with his ass in the air. His anus is evaporating cum from all of the friction of being pumped so hard. A light breeze flows from his anus that swayed the dragon dildos hanging from the ceiling. The dads blew out the candles and picked up their collapsed son who could just barely breathe. They carry him out of the cave leaving the dim lights reflecting off of the disco ball and the fire in the pit burned low. He got home and put a buttplug in his butt and watched hentai as he recovered from his greatest challenge yet. Michael had won.
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That's not the real boxxy you fools. That's a clone that replaced Boxxy as part of an internet conspiracy bankrolled by a 14 year old Martin Shkreli.
Well, anon, it's really the only life I know. Besides, my dad is black, so I'm used to it.
Is this where I go to vote for Bernie?
Why's it gone back to being really fucking hot
Funny that there is a "new true queen" every week. How many days till this dies, I wonder.
TRUE QUEEN OF /B/
Nice, 2 Boxxy haters then. Why are you even in this thread if you dislike her? She doesn't promote that she likes mlp much either lmao. And why would her liking ponies change anything
>Literally nobody is talking about ponies
Are you fucking retarded?
Question, if Boxxy is truely queen on /b/ why is there no nudes of her?
personally i would love to see her naked
i think all us /b/tards should make it a mission to somehow aquire them and share them