Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
What a poopy day, and it's only 1.
Anyways, time to run.
Where do you get these Chens desu
no jut one of my many story's I told at one point
>ive done other things along this line but we dont need another comp
I got into waifu when I feel for esdeath and needed people to talk too
I am I just have some quirks dont listen to them
Best snek waifu reporting in
Nothing. Just lazing around. Don't have anything to do today really. You?
I am Oswald of Carim, the pardoner.
Cometh thou to confess heresy, or to accuse? For indeed all sin is my domain.
Gotta get that efficiency rating up. You have the day off today right?
I can get away with most emulators, FTL, Spelunky, and sometimes I can play Unturned if nobody is around
just some fetishes my dude nothing to worry about I still love you
>never did catch a squirrel someone smashed my trap
Is QOTD still a thing or am i three moths late?
if no then QOTD time
what is everyone listening to for me it's
fuck, oh well.
Apparently my best EVER was quints.
I, sadly, do not remember it, though.
But the response style is definitely mine.
I don't know if I'm smart or not but I know I'm lazy, I didn't take my SAT2 exam in time and they might not let me in because of that.
Fucking hell, really? I miht have to give it a try then...
I confess that I am a fly ass nigga
Yo tenshi, what's up?
kek, hey shino
Hi Doll, what are you up to?
Chino~~~ How are you doing?
>Have we met before?>>700822390
Cirno is a Dubs wizard ;-;
We might have.
Where do you feel you recognize me from?
Good, confidence in one's self is always a helpful trait to have.
but im just pretending to be retarded
well i want you to
You're set mate. Just add Darkest Dungeon and I could be there forever.
Hey Syndra, how's things?
Don't like actual tomatoes, tomato products are alright with me though.
Like the art
Nothing much, probably gonna play overwatch. Yourself?
See above. Lazy day then?
Are you not going to listen to your slutty maid?
This one was my very first quints.
I'm pretty happy about it. I helped OP be STRONGer than the Influence.
Yep, it'll go up when the laundry is done and I have some shorts to wear. Too hot right now.
How's it going?
Appropriate for tank warfare, no?
>I dont crush things im the submissive I like watching
and no need to worry I wont
I don't feel like doing anything today.
Maid is mean.
Maid is never mean
Especially to its sweet bully
kek I thought you posted as me sometimes?
Glad to have it, what about you?
That one is really pretty too, have another of mine, I don't have too many.
Doll's design is really cool. Bloodborne overall is cool as fuck, I wish I had the skill to play it.
How big is the download?
I think I could get away with that too
>But Darkest Dungeon frustrates me a bit, kek.
I also might be able to get away with Stonehearth which is super fun. But such is life.
What has thou come to confess?
Do not be nervous, all sin is my domain.
Fine i guess.
Just watching whats going on and listening to music.
I was thinking of playing something but nothing seems interesting.
What about you?
how was your day?
Not dying to anything today?
Not TOO terribly big. I'd be more concerned if your computer can handle it if anything.
I indeed have confidence, for I personally believe that even the most sinful of heretics can be restored, but that is simply my personal beleifs.
Hmm... so thou has committed heresy?
someone else was like posting as karen at night tho and starting a bunch of shit. That was not me.
but it's night tomoko-anon
nothing really. thinking about playing total war
Sachi you heretic!
That was my formatting fail. That was directed at Chino
I'm very confused now
Trying to get a GOG version of Neverwinter to work with my pals
good how is you snek?
hey akame nice quads
>thinking you exist
Funny meme, fun police guy man.
That's my favourite pic thanks for posting it again kek, I love her expression.
My computer can handle it I think, it's a decent one.
That's a good view to have, and I hope you're not just talking about waifu heresy.
Everyone has good inside them, yes?
Oh fuck, I didn't know about that
The people that know me can tell the difference either way.
don't worry about it
i'm just posting maids
I've already bitched once about the heat, but I hate it so much. Take a cold shower maybe?
I think we could all use days like that.
Nice, I'll move on to some more eldritchy stuff.
I know, love the design of all the bloodborne characters. You don't need that much to play it really, just throw yourself at the wall and eventually you'll stick.
I always kill the crestfallen knight because I'm always tired of his stupid shit.
Any music in particulars caught your interest?
If you have the money for it why don't you look for something new to play?
I'm pretty good. About to hop on overwatch myself for a bit I think.
Morning Tomo, sleep well?
Swear I heatd of that before. That's the MMO right?
Looks like a cool game. Is it any similar to Crusader Kings? I know people who play that.
Thank you! I wish I could say the same if I knew who you were..
wew I didn't notice
>What do I win?
You're a fun police officer yourself, stop making that joke.
Qt from Finland?
I ask this because she has been claimed a lot lately
she looks tangled
11:50 am. yeah fine. dentist go well?
i have no idea but its an rts. im playing the warhammer one
I didn't see you answer.
How exactly did you get into /waifu/? Was it the failure to get together with that one girl?
Or something else?
any plans for today?
Always a pleasure.
And in that case, grab it and try it out. Note, it's more about positioning and planning out how to beat the enemy team with positioning and having your guns facing the correct way when the enemy does appear.
Nah, as soon as the dryer is done, shorts will fix all.
>Really though, fuck the heat 12 ways over.
going to play the warhammer one.
You make me want to try playing the game again.
I tried dark souls 3 from a friend's account and I didn't get the gameplay at all. Just the mindset wasn't right I think.
On the tutorial boss I kept trying to keep my distance, didn't know I could just run up and spam attacks on him. A lot of things felt dumb to me but you know, to each his own yeah?
Still though, Doll is SUPER fucking cool.
And I do love that theme, I know everyone jumps on the lovecraftian bandwagon but I really do like it.
Did you ever play Darkest Dungeon?
fam play Hearts of Iron 4
As it is tradition, checked.
Very well, to what extent has thou committed acts of heresy?
Indeed, I believe so, that all living things can admit to any sins they may have, but as of right now, I deal with heresy.
Oh, I see, well then do not fret, I can remove any sin, after all, it was only that asshole, many have killed him, even I am guilty of that sin.
>stop making that joke.
>have a maid
Nope, it's an RPG
>you're cute though
What are you up to?
it's fun as hell
play as greenskins first
I will I will, good to know.
You've tried all three games? Warships is definitely the best by a lot?
>where'd you get that seriously?
The closest game I've played is Age of Empire I think. Man it's been a while. Have fun!
I'll check it out
ive played it for 10 hours as the humans so far
i will. still going to post
No, not realy. I just go with whatever catches my eye.
I was thinking of replaying Terraria just to see how fast i can go through it, so maybe i'll do that.
I should really check if i can run it
i named them internet explorer back in the old /waifu/ days to get recognised easier
Damn, you got here just seconds before I did.
In my opinion it is. Tanks is fun, but not forgiving in the slightest.
>Driving the BT-7
>Got the highest engine upgrade I can get
>Was so fast, I literally got all the way into their base before I realized it
>Was promptly blown the fuck up by the whole enemy team
AT LEAST I WENT FAST!
i got addicted to that game
greenskins are duble the fun
You, reading this right now, do not exist.
A lot more was done than I expected, but I'm sure its for the best. Dentist was real funny too, although he's still a sadist for choosing dentistry.
Total war's pretty cool.
Do it man, I'll root for you!
Ds3 is a bit off for me too. I generally prefer bloodbornes style of combat over ds's as it's more agressive. Hard to get used to blocking again. I get what you mean, especially in its second phase, you'd think it'd be easier to stay away.
Yep, and the dlc stuff adds so much to her and the story.
It's a nice style if done right, it can be a little cliche though.
Don't get me started, it's my jam man.
Thanks Confessor, Velka would be proud.
Fuck so close. Any good?
Shorts fix everything!
>Way ahead of you. We need to kill the sun.
You doing much?
well I hated on anime for the longest time saying waifus and weebs are faggots and then I looked into it and liked it my obsessive nature had me interested in every anime girl I saw found esdeath and saw her dominatrix and femdom perfection and feel for her then I came here looking for people to talk to
>but yes my need for females lead me to waifus
nope just lie around going back to my new house soon so I wont have internet
ok this is hard to say...I...drank milk from the carton
my friend made the pic for me on our stream