SCP thread: you are registered as a class D personnel. You are placed in containment with an SCP. How fucked are you?
XYZ decides your SCP
Apparently I'm a lucky one lol
I'm fine. Maybe we have a chat.
Huh. I'm fine as long as I don't touch anything
cant remember what number it was, but it was a toy turtle, that if you made a decision near, would speak in your mind 5 minutes later if the decision was wrong, telling you what you shouldve done
>SCP-230 secretes a chemical similar in composition to heroin from his pores.
>SCP-230 is a very cheerful individual who appears to be incapable of negative emotions.
>SCP-230 referred to himself as "the gayest man alive."
Basically I'll be locked up in a hazmat suit with the biggest faggot in the world. Can't be much different from 4chan.
I feel like there should be an SCP for /b/. Must be contained with force and by any means necessary. Any obe who comes in contact should be terminated immediately due to infection
Horse fucker detected
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-026 mfw ur a fucking school
What I've gathered is that it seeks detailed information. Words to be more specific. Not pictures or symbols.
When it finds that information it takes the source. Be it a slip of paper or a speaking person.
I'm probably way off, though.