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SCP thread: you are registered as a class D personnel. You are placed in containment with an SCP. How fucked are you?
XYZ decides your SCP
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you mean how fucked are they, imma wip my cock out n rub it on ALL OF THEM
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Rolling
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>>700820948
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-948

Apparently I'm a lucky one lol
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>>700821042
Teehee I never thought of that
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>>700821209
Hahaha this one's perfect for me. You can only remove the liquid by drinking it
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>>700820948
roll
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>>700821361
thats because no one ever thinks to rape the monsters in horror movies. imagine how less motivated jason would be if someone drugged him n raped him
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>>700821209
>1209
I'm fine. Maybe we have a chat.
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>>700821587
Huh. I'm fine as long as I don't touch anything
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i got a good one last night
roll
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JKROLLING
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roll
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röll
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>>700821970
What was it? I echo been reading the best 25 of object classes
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>>700821829
its last 3 nerd
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>>700822243
cant remember what number it was, but it was a toy turtle, that if you made a decision near, would speak in your mind 5 minutes later if the decision was wrong, telling you what you shouldve done
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rolle
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>>700822283
Seconded
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Sniffy sniffy
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f
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rolling
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>>700820948
Let's see how this goes.
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>>700820948
Plz no unkillable lizard.
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>>700822673
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rollerinio
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>>700822777
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Let's see how fuckered I am.
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>>700822704
It's just a curving road.
Wow, spoopy.
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>>700822777
trips of luck.
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k
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jjjjj
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Kek em
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Hope its a piece of bread that butters itself
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>>700822777
nice full house
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>>700820948
rolling
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>>700822402
SCP-402 is my favorite from now on
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role
>inb4 106 or 682
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Rollan.
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>>700823008
Thanks
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>>700820948
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>>700820948
roll
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>>700820948
rip
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Roll
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Rolling!
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>>700823501
Oh shet

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-501
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>>700823167
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-167
>safe
phew
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Roll, il rub my dick on it.
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>>700820948
ROLEX
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ROLL
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>>700823230
>SCP-230 secretes a chemical similar in composition to heroin from his pores.
>SCP-230 is a very cheerful individual who appears to be incapable of negative emotions.
>SCP-230 referred to himself as "the gayest man alive."

Basically I'll be locked up in a hazmat suit with the biggest faggot in the world. Can't be much different from 4chan.
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rollio
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Rolling for 087-b.

Was gud
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>>700823739
Figures...
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superb
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>>700823981
Reroll
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>>700823878
hm not bad...`
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>>700820948
roll
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>>700823943
Is the the gayestan on earth?


It's a Trap!
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roll
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Roll
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>>700823981
Rereroll... fuck
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Time to roll
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but i'm a good goy
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roll
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Roll
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>>700822777
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roll
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>>700820948
I volunteer.... never mind.
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Come at me you fucker
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So does anyone really know which SCP's these are? Because I am too lazy to look at them myself.
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reroll had a dumb camera that just shows your desires instead of a picture of you
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>>700824054
still not bad..
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>>700820948
No not the old one plz
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rolling
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Pbbbfbt I'll be fine.
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>>700820948

Nigga if you get assigned randomly it doesn't matter if you're D Class or site director, shit goes sideways fast.

Anyway, give me my scp.
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roll
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>>700820948
Pls be safe one
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Rollerino
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>>700820948
im gonna rolll
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roll
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>>700824081
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-081
Can I just eat healthy?
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>>700820948
roll
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>>700824277
Chalk ch calk chalk zone
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Rolling hope my balls will still be attached
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rolll
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>>700824284
Phew! Safe with the twins.
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rollin'
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>>700824120
Safe. Multidimensional, teleportation, kiddy pool. Sweet
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>>700824110
You have been buried underground.

Kek
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I feel like there should be an SCP for /b/. Must be contained with force and by any means necessary. Any obe who comes in contact should be terminated immediately due to infection
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roll
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ralle
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>>700824528
there is squad mu 4 which is in charge of all digital based scps
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>>700824340
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-340
i just sound like the common cold
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>>700824528
theres also scp 963
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Here we go
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rell
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>>700821042
Horse fucker detected
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-042
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Roll
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>>700824608
Never heard of it. Is it on the scp database?
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>>700824105

join us, mothers
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this thread just got 20% brighter
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Rolleroni
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Go
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>>700820948
Roll
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ru..l
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sad
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mein führer?
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>>700820948
The jokes on you. I am actually the SCP and you are the personnel.
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rull
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Rollo
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001 git
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röll
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>>700820948
ha
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lorr
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>>700825026
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-026 mfw ur a fucking school
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Roll
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le roll
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reall
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Roll
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reytu
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Rolls royce
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>>700820948
K.
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rull niggers
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>>700825131
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-131
BEST ONE EVER
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Roll
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ROLLING
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Rawl
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>>700820948
Im dead inside
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rollerino. Please don't be something awful.
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rollarino
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>>700825375
Guess I'm up against a bank.
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>>700825618
ur boned
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Roll?
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>>700825751

I don't have to actually SMOKE 'em. Should be fine.
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rollerino =^.^=
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>>700820948
nillor
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rollin'
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>>700825189
Shh.. only dreams now.
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>>700825975
k idek.. im fine i guess
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roll,
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>>700825946
"D-class please use the item in front of you"
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Shieeeet
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rollerskates
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Keep rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin
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>>700826086 I'm safe.
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Roll
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Rolling for tickle monster.
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>>700824278
Not interesting at all, reral
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Rollificating
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Roll
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roll
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erlio
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>>700826287
a fucking sword. bring it peasants!!!
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>>700820948
here she goes baybee
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Roll
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>>700820948

Alright
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reff
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Rolling
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>>700826530
Just a extra limbed dog!
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rolling
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Be Gentle
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>>700820948
not as fucked as class e
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>>700820948
>asfasdfasdfasdfasd
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>>700826999
CHEKD
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>>700820948
r0ll
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>>700820948
rohl
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>>700820948
fugggggg
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Rolly polly
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>>700827463
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-463
According to this, I'm not fucked at all.
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sadfasdf
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>>700820948
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>>700827230
congratz ur in containment with urself
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roll
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>>700820948
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Aweeeeee
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>>700820948
Goodluck
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914 get
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Hope its spooky
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>>700828017
reroll
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>>700828064
reroll
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roll
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>>700827551
Cool I get endless fun
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Ok OP im back which SCP am i gonna rub my cock on?
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roll
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>>700828063
Radioactive toothbrush
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>>700828146
crown of shame wow much appropriate
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>>700828215
magical glasses ugh,
reroll
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roll
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>>700820948
sgetit
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rollio
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>>700827907
Hmm i like this
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roll!
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rollio
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>>700820948
Let's see...
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rerollimg
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>>700820948
k
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KEPP ROLLING
ROLLING
>ROLLING
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Rocknrolla
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>>700828895
what
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>>700828895
Ahh yeah, I got a wooden coffin.
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ROLL
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Roll
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>>700828671
I think I'll be fine.
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Lets see
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reroll god damn it
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ROLL ROLL ROLL
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>>700820948
Scp 647
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>>700829333
Nice trips
Also roll
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>>700829320
Literally a moving plot device for every single event in Fringe
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You gotta roll with it!
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roll niggers
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Roll
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>>700820948
lets see how find i am off
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Please nothing that can kill me!
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>>700820948
Gimme the coffee machine
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>>700829022
Morgue with the occasional zombie

Eh.

Rerolling
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>>700826420
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-420-j

You get weed.
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Roll
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>>700829694
rub my dick on their faces
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rollnrock
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Roll
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>>700829737
I got the hungry train lmao, I am safe
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roll
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>>700829638
Guys this is pretty much the definition of a /b/tard
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rolling
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>>700820948
Rollerino tortellino
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>>700829677
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-677

>This is the most delightful SCP ever
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Roll.
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>>700820948
>praying for 047
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Roll
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Rollin' and Scratchin'
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>>700829890
PRAISE GABEN
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>>700829527
AWWWW YEA MR FISHEAD
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>>700820948
Shit, fuck, this could go SO wrong...but a few SCPs are either harmless or beneficial.

...all right, let's see how this goes.
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rolll
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>>700820948
Rollan
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>>700829999
TICKLE MONSTER GET WITH TRIPS OHHHHHH
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>>700830043
Oh thank god, it's just the beatles!
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>>700829999
nice quads
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I just scrolled down on a classified document or something... How fucked am i /b/?
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>>700830263
analy
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>>700820948
Rolling for aids cure pill
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>>700820948
lets make a deal
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>>700820948
Rollerino
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Rolling... ... ...
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>>700829623
Fuck yea I get the weed room
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>>700820948
Hopefully it's not something fucking gay
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>>700820948
rerolling
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>>700820948
Oh boy
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>>700830176
I'll just chuck the fucking thing in a drawer and forget about it
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>>700830363
rolls for aids cure gets crabs
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>>700830141
>harmless
Wew, that was lucky. I got stuck in a room with a book that changes the past. Too bad I don't know Roman-era Latin.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-141
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http://gadgetzz.com/2015/10/12/this-creepy-puzzle-arrived-in-our-mail/
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>>700829783
Oh shit I get mutated.

Dubs or 7 decides my mutation. Come at me fuckers.
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Didn't roll this one but it's creepy as fuck.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2521

I really want to know more about it.
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klol
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Roll
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aids
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>>700830397

A super intelligent monkey that hates human soceity... Not as bad as others I'd say..
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>>700829999

Man so lucky :O

roll
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Rolling
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>>700829991
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-991
Dont know what to do with this...
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ROLL
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Roll
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roll
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>>700820948
I accept my spookilicous death.
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ROLLERINO
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>>700829999
You. Lucky. Bitch.
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I'm good.
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>>700820948
shit son, I'm fucked yeah?
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Roll for bae
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>>700830918
baby powder 0.0
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I suck dick for a living
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fgts
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>>700830571
oh shit
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>>700820948
Fuck it, let's see how fucked I am. Roll
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>>700820948
Rolling. I hope i don't get the shadow dimension psycho monster that eats male in my range of age.
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Rolling for rust dude
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>>700829999
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>>700830616
What I've gathered is that it seeks detailed information. Words to be more specific. Not pictures or symbols.

When it finds that information it takes the source. Be it a slip of paper or a speaking person.

I'm probably way off, though.
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Rollerino
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hit me with your best shot
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>>700829999
DAMN SON
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gjhkjk
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>>700820948
roll
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>>700830871
Spookilicious indeed, time to eat cake. \_o.0_/
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keep rolling rolling rolling rolling
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Rawl
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>>700820948
rawling
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>>700831267
I get the rats
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>>700831337
Hair of death? Shit son...
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>>700831324
Naw fam I ain't bout that safe life ya dig
Reroll
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>>700820948
Trolling
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fuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Roll
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>>700831605
>when you get more than you bargained for
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>>700820948
rulllll
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dumb
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roll
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Rolling faggots
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Fùçk
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>>700820948
I ain't afraid of no ghost
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yeeeee
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>>700820948
Rolling for something cool.
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Wonder how fucked ill be
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give it to me baby
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