SCP thread: you are registered as a class D personnel. You are placed in containment with an SCP. How fucked are you?
XYZ decides your SCP
you mean how fucked are they, imma wip my cock out n rub it on ALL OF THEM
Rolling
>>700820948
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-948
Apparently I'm a lucky one lol
>>700821042
Teehee I never thought of that
>>700821209
Hahaha this one's perfect for me. You can only remove the liquid by drinking it
>>700820948
roll
>>700821361
thats because no one ever thinks to rape the monsters in horror movies. imagine how less motivated jason would be if someone drugged him n raped him
>>700821209
>1209
I'm fine. Maybe we have a chat.
>>700821587
Huh. I'm fine as long as I don't touch anything
i got a good one last night
roll
JKROLLING
roll
röll
>>700821970
What was it? I echo been reading the best 25 of object classes
>>700821829
its last 3 nerd
>>700822243
cant remember what number it was, but it was a toy turtle, that if you made a decision near, would speak in your mind 5 minutes later if the decision was wrong, telling you what you shouldve done
rolle
>>700822283
Seconded
Sniffy sniffy
f
rolling
>>700820948
Let's see how this goes.
>>700820948
Plz no unkillable lizard.
>>700822673
rollerinio
>>700822777
Let's see how fuckered I am.
>>700822704
It's just a curving road.
Wow, spoopy.
>>700822777
trips of luck.
k
jjjjj
Kek em
Hope its a piece of bread that butters itself
>>700822777
nice full house
>>700820948
rolling
>>700822402
SCP-402 is my favorite from now on
role
>inb4 106 or 682
Rollan.
>>700823008
Thanks
>>700820948
>>700820948
roll
>>700820948
rip
Roll
Rolling!
>>700823501
Oh shet
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-501
>>700823167
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-167
>safe
phew
Roll, il rub my dick on it.
>>700820948
ROLEX
ROLL
>>700823230
>SCP-230 secretes a chemical similar in composition to heroin from his pores.
>SCP-230 is a very cheerful individual who appears to be incapable of negative emotions.
>SCP-230 referred to himself as "the gayest man alive."
Basically I'll be locked up in a hazmat suit with the biggest faggot in the world. Can't be much different from 4chan.
rollio
Rolling for 087-b.
Was gud
>>700823739
Figures...
superb
>>700823981
Reroll
>>700823878
hm not bad...`
>>700820948
roll
>>700823943
Is the the gayestan on earth?
It's a Trap!
roll
Roll
>>700823981
Rereroll... fuck
Time to roll
but i'm a good goy
roll
Roll
>>700822777
roll
>>700820948
I volunteer.... never mind.
Come at me you fucker
So does anyone really know which SCP's these are? Because I am too lazy to look at them myself.
reroll had a dumb camera that just shows your desires instead of a picture of you
>>700824054
still not bad..
>>700820948
No not the old one plz
rolling
Pbbbfbt I'll be fine.
>>700820948
Nigga if you get assigned randomly it doesn't matter if you're D Class or site director, shit goes sideways fast.
Anyway, give me my scp.
roll
>>700820948
Pls be safe one
Rollerino
>>700820948
im gonna rolll
roll
>>700824081
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-081
Can I just eat healthy?
>>700820948
roll
>>700824277
Chalk ch calk chalk zone
Rolling hope my balls will still be attached
rolll
>>700824284
Phew! Safe with the twins.
rollin'
>>700824120
Safe. Multidimensional, teleportation, kiddy pool. Sweet
>>700824110
You have been buried underground.
Kek
I feel like there should be an SCP for /b/. Must be contained with force and by any means necessary. Any obe who comes in contact should be terminated immediately due to infection
roll
ralle
>>700824528
there is squad mu 4 which is in charge of all digital based scps
>>700824340
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-340
i just sound like the common cold
>>700824528
theres also scp 963
Here we go
rell
>>700821042
Horse fucker detected
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-042
Roll
>>700824608
Never heard of it. Is it on the scp database?
>>700824105
join us, mothers
this thread just got 20% brighter
Rolleroni
Go
>>700820948
Roll
ru..l
sad
mein führer?
>>700820948
The jokes on you. I am actually the SCP and you are the personnel.
rull
Rollo
001 git
röll
lorr
>>700825026
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-026 mfw ur a fucking school
Roll
le roll
reall
Roll
reytu
Rolls royce
rull niggers
>>700825131
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-131
BEST ONE EVER
Roll
ROLLING
Rawl
>>700820948
Im dead inside
rollerino. Please don't be something awful.
rollarino
>>700825375
Guess I'm up against a bank.
>>700825618
ur boned
Roll?
>>700825751
I don't have to actually SMOKE 'em. Should be fine.
rollerino =^.^=
>>700820948
nillor
rollin'
>>700825189
Shh.. only dreams now.
>>700825975
k idek.. im fine i guess
roll,
>>700825946
"D-class please use the item in front of you"
Shieeeet
rollerskates
Keep rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin
>>700826086 I'm safe.
Roll
Rolling for tickle monster.
>>700824278
Not interesting at all, reral
Rollificating
Roll
roll
erlio
>>700826287
a fucking sword. bring it peasants!!!
>>700820948
here she goes baybee
Roll
>>700820948
Alright
reff
Rolling
>>700826530
Just a extra limbed dog!
rolling
Be Gentle
>>700820948
not as fucked as class e
>>700820948
>asfasdfasdfasdfasd
>>700826999
CHEKD
>>700820948
r0ll
>>700820948
rohl
>>700820948
fugggggg
Rolly polly
>>700827463
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-463
According to this, I'm not fucked at all.
sadfasdf
>>700820948
>>700827230
congratz ur in containment with urself
roll
Aweeeeee
>>700820948
Goodluck
914 get
Hope its spooky
>>700828017
reroll
>>700828064
reroll
roll
>>700827551
Cool I get endless fun
Ok OP im back which SCP am i gonna rub my cock on?
roll
>>700828063
Radioactive toothbrush
>>700828146
crown of shame wow much appropriate
>>700828215
magical glasses ugh,
reroll
roll
>>700820948
sgetit
rollio
>>700827907
Hmm i like this
roll!
rollio
>>700820948
Let's see...
rerollimg
KEPP ROLLING
ROLLING
>ROLLING
Rocknrolla
>>700828895
what
>>700828895
Ahh yeah, I got a wooden coffin.
ROLL
Roll
>>700828671
I think I'll be fine.
Lets see
reroll god damn it
ROLL ROLL ROLL
>>700820948
Scp 647
>>700829333
Nice trips
Also roll
>>700829320
Literally a moving plot device for every single event in Fringe
You gotta roll with it!
roll niggers
Roll
>>700820948
lets see how find i am off
Please nothing that can kill me!
>>700820948
Gimme the coffee machine
>>700829022
Morgue with the occasional zombie
Eh.
Rerolling
>>700826420
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-420-j
You get weed.
Roll
>>700829694
rub my dick on their faces
rollnrock
Roll
>>700829737
I got the hungry train lmao, I am safe
roll
>>700829638
Guys this is pretty much the definition of a /b/tard
rolling
>>700820948
Rollerino tortellino
>>700829677
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-677
>This is the most delightful SCP ever
Roll.
>>700820948
>praying for 047
Roll
Rollin' and Scratchin'
>>700829890
PRAISE GABEN
>>700829527
AWWWW YEA MR FISHEAD
>>700820948
Shit, fuck, this could go SO wrong...but a few SCPs are either harmless or beneficial.
...all right, let's see how this goes.
rolll
>>700820948
Rollan
>>700829999
TICKLE MONSTER GET WITH TRIPS OHHHHHH
>>700830043
Oh thank god, it's just the beatles!
>>700829999
nice quads
I just scrolled down on a classified document or something... How fucked am i /b/?
>>700830263
analy
>>700820948
Rolling for aids cure pill
>>700820948
lets make a deal
>>700820948
Rollerino
Rolling... ... ...
>>700829623
Fuck yea I get the weed room
>>700820948
Hopefully it's not something fucking gay
>>700820948
rerolling
>>700820948
Oh boy
>>700830176
I'll just chuck the fucking thing in a drawer and forget about it
>>700830363
rolls for aids cure gets crabs
>>700830141
>harmless
Wew, that was lucky. I got stuck in a room with a book that changes the past. Too bad I don't know Roman-era Latin.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-141
http://gadgetzz.com/2015/10/12/this-creepy-puzzle-arrived-in-our-mail/
>>700829783
Oh shit I get mutated.
Dubs or 7 decides my mutation. Come at me fuckers.
Didn't roll this one but it's creepy as fuck.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2521
I really want to know more about it.
klol
Roll
aids
>>700830397
A super intelligent monkey that hates human soceity... Not as bad as others I'd say..
>>700829999
Man so lucky :O
roll
Rolling
>>700829991
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-991
Dont know what to do with this...
ROLL
Roll
roll
>>700820948
I accept my spookilicous death.
ROLLERINO
>>700829999
You. Lucky. Bitch.
I'm good.
>>700820948
shit son, I'm fucked yeah?
Roll for bae
>>700830918
baby powder 0.0
I suck dick for a living
fgts
>>700830571
oh shit
>>700820948
Fuck it, let's see how fucked I am. Roll
>>700820948
Rolling. I hope i don't get the shadow dimension psycho monster that eats male in my range of age.
Rolling for rust dude
>>700829999
>>700830616
What I've gathered is that it seeks detailed information. Words to be more specific. Not pictures or symbols.
When it finds that information it takes the source. Be it a slip of paper or a speaking person.
I'm probably way off, though.
Rollerino
hit me with your best shot
>>700829999
DAMN SON
gjhkjk
>>700820948
roll
>>700830871
Spookilicious indeed, time to eat cake. \_o.0_/
keep rolling rolling rolling rolling
Rawl
>>700820948
rawling
>>700831267
I get the rats
>>700831337
Hair of death? Shit son...
>>700831324
Naw fam I ain't bout that safe life ya dig
Reroll
>>700820948
Trolling
fuuuuuuuuuuuck
Roll
>>700831605
>when you get more than you bargained for
>>700820948
rulllll
dumb
roll
Rolling faggots
Fùçk
>>700820948
I ain't afraid of no ghost
yeeeee
>>700820948
Rolling for something cool.
Wonder how fucked ill be
give it to me baby
