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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, ANON!

We have reports of illegal dubs in the area.

Show us your singles and you can carry on.
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Howdy Officer, Isnt it an amazing day to be white? Here are my singles. Have a good day!
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>>700817791
I don't have any dubs officer, I swear!
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>>700817791
fuck off, copper, you don't get to tell me shit
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Sure is good to be White!
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Screw you copper! HAHAHAHA
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I have no dubs on me officer, is this cause I'm black?
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yo i aint stole them dubs man. let me go.
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>>700817791
WAT DA FUQ NIGGA I AIN DO SHIIEET
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-0p[;l.,mmmmmmp--p-
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white coops Aoal
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>>700817791
nothin to see here officer
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>>700818200
RUN NIGGA RUN!
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dindu nuffin
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Nothing here mister police
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O-o-o-k-k-kay O-officer plz don't kill me. I have a beautiful black wife and three little kids. Two of which aren't even mine.
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>>700817791
Shingles???!!
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>>700817791
Why are you all replying to such a bullshit thread?
Holy fuck ...
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>>700817791
Suh mah dik officer
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>>700817791
Here, my good sir.
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>>700818200
You done fucked up m8.
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>>700817791
Yo officer, I have a gun! Don't shoot, I has a permit 'n shit!
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>>700818362
We could ask you the same thing flim flam familam family man :^)
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>>700818200
You gon get killed homie
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>>700817791
N-no dubs here officer.
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trips
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am i being detained?
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No dubs here officer
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I swear to drunk I'm not god officer.
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but i'm high
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>>700817791
Fuck off.
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alright sir
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>>700817791
Fug yu crakka pig. I'm a good boi just buying muh skittlez n shiet
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>>700818449
In all honesty ... you cannot.
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>>700817791
I's gut nuffin offisah, I swears
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here officer, here
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>>700817791
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>>700818200
nigga getting killed
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nothing to worry about here officer. only trips.
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>>700817791
If I cant see you, you cant see me fucko
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dindu nuffin
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>>700817791
But I'm white...
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I'm not a nigger, officer
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Nothing wrong here officer.
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S-sure, officer! Here, see, i´m white, really!
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>>700817791
Fuck me ass
Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes, it's a duck-blur!
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history!

DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Everyday they're out there making
DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Tales of daring do bad and good
Luck Tales!

D-d-d danger lurks behind you
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do, just grab on to some...

DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Everyday they're out there making
DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Tales of daring do bad and good
DuckTales! Woo-oo!
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>>700818200
Step out of the vehicle nigger
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No dubs here officer just a couple of white guys and this movie prop body
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>>700819099
Busted
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>>700819099
Nigger
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>>700817791
n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n--n-n-n-n-n-n-nnn-n-n-n-n--n-n-n-n-no dubs here officer!
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You can't take me alive!
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nothing to hide here
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I have a permit for these dubs.
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Sorry officer, you're going to have to take me away with these
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N-no problem sir.
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>>700817791
No problem officer, here you go
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You're not a real officer
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I swear my singles are right here in the glove compartment officer
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Thank you for maintaining order officer.
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Dindu nuffin
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>>700819099

DUB TRAFFICKER

*BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT*
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>>700817791
Dude, you wouldnt believe me if i told you
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I do not know about said dubs
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AM I BEING DETAINED
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>>700819099
Argentinian spotted
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nuffin dindu
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i dont have em but that black guy behind me does
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Here are my singles, sir. Have a nice day.
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No dubs here. That one below me tried to pull a uturn though.
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Hi fellow officer,
I've been on a case of illegal dubs for a while and I must say the town is full of them
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Just like the FurFags in this thread you can go eat a dick and die of AIDS officer.
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no dubs here sir..
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Can't you see I'm white, fucking pig?
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Nope.
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>>700817791
shieeeet fukin pig i dindu nuffin
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>>700820115
What did you just say to me, You do know that threathening the police is by law punishible act

You can get in serious troubke even though you have no dubs on your hands
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>>700819099
Sure thang, nagger
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SHOOT ME OFFICER, I FUCKING DEEEER YOU.
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>>700820408
Pew pew
U ded mothasucka
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Just us regular singles here.
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>>700820511
Looks like you should be shooting yourself, you scum.
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>>700820668
I have a permit nigger
You can't do jack shit to me
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>>700817791
i dindun nothing
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dindu nation
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>>700817791
Succ
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>>700817791
n-no officuh, no d-dubs here...
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I dudun nothing officer
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ugh...
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FUCK THEY GOT ME
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>>700821111
Furrys ruin everything, even quads
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>>700817791
Pig
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>>700817791
Fuck off cunt.
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>>700817791
imam clear mr officer, please put the gun down.
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>>700821111
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Witnessed<
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ight dawg
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>>700821377
Pew pew
I knew you were a nigger the first moment I smelled your shit
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>>700821377
oh shit not again! I apologize mr officer, I really didn't mean it!
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>>700817791
White privilege
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>>700821522
You're fucked son
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>>700821522
>>700821377
you gotta be fucking kidding me
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I ain't do shit mf u can't do nuffin to me #BlackLivesMatter
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No dubs here officer, I promise
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>>700817791
:^(
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>>700817791
i dont have any dubs sir
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fuck the police comin str8 frum da undrgrund like a bat outta hell cuz im white as hell XD
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>>700821665
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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I think you are mistaken. Let me carry on freely.
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>>700821665
Pew pew nigger
The fact that you are one of from being a sataninst and illegal triple carrier is not my buisiness
But the fact you're a nigger is what bothers me the most
U ded nigga
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Fuck u pig!!!
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dont stop believing hold onto that feeling
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Roll to encourage them to kill all the niggers.
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i'm not nigger
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>>700822000
fullhouse motherfucker, prepare for some ass fisting
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come on not again mike, you scared the shit outta me this time
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>>700822144
Yes you are, pew pew
Now u ded niggr
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ok officer
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>>700822160
lock this guy up!
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>>700822000
We've got a terrorist disguised as an officer!
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>>700821522
ur don kiddo
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>>700822199
Nigg nogg prepare your shit lock
This gon be nasty
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Is there a problem officer?
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It's a great day to be white!
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but officer, im dont have singles
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>>700822222
gg
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>>700817791
Thank god I've got 20 kilos of uncut coke in the trunk
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>>700822309
Damn. Move along, you're good.
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nothing here mla-i mean sir
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>>700817791
I dindu nuffin officer
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I'm deaf... what?
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>>700817791
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Hope he can't smell the torsos thawing in the trunk...
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whoops
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i dont even do dubs officer
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Don't shoot! I'm white!
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>>700822688
nuh-uh! jail time for those dubs.
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Here's my badge officer. I'll be on my way.
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Fucking bitch
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Just good white people here, officer.
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Bitch Gonna upload it to YouTube for what are you putting me under arrest?
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>>700817791
i dindu nuffins
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I am a middle class white male! You can accept my dubs and let me go or I'll call my lawyer!
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>>700817791
fuck 12
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I have legal dubs
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88
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:)
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>>700823155
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>>700818200
Cx TriHard ICE DINDU NUFFIN TriHard Cx
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let's play a game
>singles - black
> dubs - Indian
>trips - Latino
>quads - Asian
>quints - White
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>>700823423
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i predict that i'm gonna get doops
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>>700823379
roll
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>>700823471
try again faggot
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>>700823379
rolling
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Fuck you faggot! Big man with a gun huh?!
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>>700819188
You too sir. On to your knees right now and hands up!
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>>700817791
THIS IS FOR HARAMBE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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fuck the law
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Here you go sir!
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>>700817791
nope
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nothing to see here
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I'm black
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My dubs are registered, officer. I have a permit for these
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I DIN DU NUFFIN
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>>700826499
ARMS UP NIGGER
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No, officer. Nothing of interest here. Have a nice day sir!
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NAW I AIN'T GOT ANY O DOSE DUUBS N' SHIEEET AFFICER
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>>700826499
No sudden movements nigger
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"No sir, I don't have any dubs at all!"
I said, nervously trying to hide my dubs, hoping he wouldn't notice.
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Fuk da police
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No Dubs!
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>>700817791
have a nice day officer!
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Yeah? and what if I do have dubs?
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Nothing suspicious here, officer. Just bein' a lawful citizen.
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Just to let you know Officer, I've got a concealed carry permit. I'm just gonna reach into my glovebox and get my singles registration-
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>>700817791
You can pry these glorious digits from my cold dead hands, faggot.
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I swear ur officer, ah dindu nuffin
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>>700827200
can I ask you to step out of the car please?
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I have nothing to hide!
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>>700827200
Your fucking done kiddo
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>>700827342

*Gasp*

Close your but cheeks!
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play it cool boys
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i have my concealed dubs permit officer
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>>700817791
I have officer nothing
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No repeating digits here officer
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i swear i dont even know what dubs are
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>>700827369
you'll never catch me alive copper!
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>>700817791
here ya go
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>>700817791
Legalize gay dubs
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these aren't my dubs i swear i dont now how they got here
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Why do yall copas always be pullin me ova fo shit son. I am good playa
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everything is okay here
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you planted those dubs
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>>700827369
*You're
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>>700817791
All legal officer
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By my sward I shall not let any swine carry these "dubs"
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>>700827646
this is B nigga fuck off
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>>700817791
not even trying right now
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These are not the dubs you are looking for.
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one does not simply
carry illegal dubs
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>>700817791
ain't getting me
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>>700817791
roll
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check em
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>>700817791
Suck my huge, smelly , greasy cock , you fucking pig.
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Dindu nuffins white boy
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Hello officer, there is nothing to see here.
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>>700817791
Nothing but singles here officer.
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I dindu nuffin.
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shieeeet
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Nothing here officer. I swear!
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>>700817791
noooblurrggghhhh...
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No dubs here sir. Here's my singles! Thanks for looking out for America!
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>>700817791
No dubs here officer
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Im free
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>>700817791

Ayo hol up, I dindu nuffin.
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>>700829055
busted!!!!
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tbqh fam I am dindu muffin
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>>700829055
Smells a little funny in here anon
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>>700817791
no dubs here
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Officer i dindu nuffin
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K o k
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>>700829233
gods
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>>700829233
Officers what are you gonna do with those dubs? Are you trying to plant evidence?
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>>700818603
I like this painting. The one dog looks one way, the other looks another way. And this guy says "What do you want from me"
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>>700817791
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>>700817791
Officer, if you find any dubs, would you let me pass if i blow you?
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Lemme check, might be next to my anthrax and ar15
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>>700817791
What seems to be the ossifer problem?
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>>700821522
rip
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No dubs here, officer
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>>700818611
Ripip
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>>700830411
Ah shit...killed by my own reply...
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only niggers get dubs , thank god im not a nigger
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>>700817791
crap
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>>700817791
Suck a cock faggot! a huge fat cock with balls and cheese!
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Illegal dubs? I don't even know where to find those, sir.
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I have a wife, three children, and a stable job.
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pssh, I ain't got none of them illegal dubs.
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all clear officer
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>>700817791
I have never got any dubs officer
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>>700817791
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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awwww sheeeitttt
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>shure officer, here are my hot shingles
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>>700817791

OY VEY OFFICAH I PROMISE I DON'T HAVE DUBS PLEASE DON'T SHOAH ME AGAIN
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>>700829468
Kinda looks like someone we know...
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