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>>700812474
6'2
>>700812894
Kick ass, I guessed right. I like tall guys.
Hah, I can just imagine that now. Little 5'2 me dominating a guy a foot taller than me. Hot.
>>700813142
Show me a pic of your body.
>>700813019
i know a girl in school that is about your size too. it's funny because she weighs about 45kg and i just cant imagine how a woman half my weight would dominate me
>>700813479
I'm 45kg as well. I would find a way to do it. I'm not very feminine aside from being short and slim.
>>700813569
oh that's great because she thinks she could defend herself too. when she mentioned it i picked her up on one arm and im by no means strong
>>700813705
Women are always weaker than men of the same weight. But I could do it. Hell, I fought plenty of people that were considerably taller than me.
Then again, they were all niggers, and they're pretty bad at fighting.
>>700813830
i dislike fighting but i like carrying people and she asked for it
who cares about how well you can defend yourself, we're living in the west lol
>>700814653
>>700814409
>>700814923
Dash..
I don't have a camera.
>>700815175
Yeah I thought so.
Would have been funny if you used one of cockwizard's pics since he's the same height.
>>700815175
dick picks? oh i have some, want em?
>>700815603
What is your height, weight, and body type?
>>700815675
big, tall, large, honey
>>700815603
I want dick pictures of Dash.
Why are there a bunch of fags in a s/fur thread
>>700815880
That's very vague. I'm assuming you're fat, so no, no dick pics.
>>700815884
Meh, I'm bored of the femboy stuff already. I tried experimenting, but it's just not for me. I don't have the personality, and certainly not the body for it despite being short.
>>700815982
Because you're here.
>>700815982
This is /b/.
>>700816064
This.
>>700815982
it's 4chan, as soon as you call for dicks you get drownded in them
drownded because i cant english
>>700816035
>That's very vague. I'm assuming you're fat, so no, no dick pics.
im depressed enough to consider myself fat
and when i sit down by wampe comes out
>>700816205
Not impressed.
>>700816035
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>700816352
I mean, I may still do it in the future, but it would just be crossdressing. But if you like muscles, then I may still be able to pull it off for a while.
>>700816297
i thought i should go ahead and bait a bit until i reeleased the goods
because they're not really looking special when they're attached to a 200cm body
man i even made a fucking christmas folder of these holy shit
and fuckin captcha doesnt work
>tfw 6'4 and my ex was 5'2
The fun we had.
>>700816503
You make me want to cut myself.
also when i was 17 and i saw my brother lose his license, job and respect to alcohol i never thought i'd end up drinking alone for no reason other than shitty work on a tuesday evening 6 years later
also why cant you stretch english as much as german wtf is this beginner language shit
>>700816623
>200cm
... Go on.
>>700816667
I wish I was 6'4. Being 5'2, and a male at that, fucking sucks.
>>700816673
I'm sorry.
>>700816761
English is a retarded language. I can read some German, but I'd like to be fluent in it. Such a cool language, along with the Norse languages.
>>700816796
aw yeah i cant stand straight in a doorframe, you like that, babey?
also i can type like a billion words a second
>>700816929
i dont know about the others, i just know you can pull a lot of difficult-to-read fuckery in it
>>700816796
Too late, I'm bleeding.
>>700816970
Oh yes. Show me a pic of your body.
>>700816970
You son of a bitch, I told you to stop uploading.
>>700817002
I wish you had a camera. I would fap to those pics.
>>700817030
here you go honey
such few space between me
and the woods haha
>>700816796
wait, you're like 160cm and a male? holy shit
what's your weight? do you work your legs and ass?
>>700817175
You are a liar. Not only is that on google images, he's clearly much shorter than that.
>>700817175
45kg. I don't do anything, but I'm going to start trying to work out. I'd be the best god damn dwarf ever if I permabulked and grew a beard.
>>700817383
>You are a liar. Not only is that on google images, he's clearly much shorter than that.
are you 16? i was that ignorant when i was 16
anyways, here's a real pic of me and my wife's son
This is the worst furthread I have ebar sen
>>700817383
>45kg. I don't do anything, but I'm going to start trying to work out. I'd be the best god damn dwarf ever if I permabulked and grew a beard.
bruh, no beard is gonna help you when your eyes are on the height of my nipples haha
>>700817582
and im proud to have caused it haha
>>700817539
I'm 19.
>>700817582
I don't see you making it better.
>>700817629
Fite me, bitch. I'll fuckin cleave you in half, you god damn tree.
>>700817715
lol
>>700817638
well, you're still hilariously ignorant
or how was the proper word? fantasy writers use it a lot for ignorant/blind/stupid people
anyway, you stuck through my bullshittery, here's a reward
>>700817715
haha
>>700817823
and i forgot the pic
you know what's more funny? always having been the youngest about all the communities/groups you have been in and then meeting more and more younger people
>>700817823
The fuck are you talking about, you retard?
>>700817823
>>700817962
naive
i forgot about the word naive
>>700818050
Seriously, what in the fuck are you talking about?
>>700817629
It has nothing to do with you I meant these are the shittiest furry pictures ever posted. There's always some autist posting nonfur
dash
short
ugly
gay
>>700818111
i dont know which person you are, which of my replies are you referring to, exactly?
>>700818238
>>700818218
dude, so easy
https://e621.net/post/index/1/fur%20order:score%20-gay
all your problems solved in about 10 seconds
>>700818241
I dunno, I'm just acting retarded because I'm bored as fuck.
If I ever become >shit at drawing, would it then be a stupid idea to start sharing furry art online?
>>700818365
well, im acting retarded beacuse im drunk as fuck
also i had a shitty day at work
my advice: if you hate working, dont start working, you will hate it
>>700818464
Sound advice. I don't really care to much about money either.
>>700817908
!!!Oh,my!!!
>>700818531
well not working causes a problem
even if you live in a not-shithole, aka not america, and you get food and flat financed by the state, you still need to gather money for drugs
i should do it like a friend of mine, leech flat and food but earn drugs by selling drugs
livin the life
>>700818642
the pic is like 4 years old but i havent grown much since. want more?
Yeah very hot man
Im gonna fap so hard now man yeah
>>700818846
dash could you quit fucking posting your gay pics
>>700818842
Post your anus.
>>700819118
dont have any, sorry
also my butt is like mega-ugly because im always sitting on my left cheek and it has pimples and whatever else on it
im just semi-homo, i realised that i wouldnt be a very good bot
What happened to that shark belly guy?
>s/fur is now full of avatar fags
well
i guess this is goodbye
>>700819346
Maybe he went for a swim
>>700819376
4chan is cancerous
water is blue
the world sucks
>>700819250
Post your butt damn it.
Yeah Yeah Yeah very hot in here isnt it?
>>700819376
Avatar Fags? Sorry, I'm a relatively new here...
hey all.
>>700819686
stupid dumb faggots who use off topic pictures as a way to identify themselves
>>700818842
>>700819118
>>700819250
>>700819513
all of them are fat and ugly in real life. worse than dash
>>700818925
Hey Winter.
>>700819112
Kek, you know that's not me. I look like even more of a faggot, with much longer hair.
>>700819376
Sfur always had avatarfags.
>>700819925
>worse than dash
I'll take that as a compliment.
>>700819899
Hello, anon.
>>700819988
This is adorable. more of the like? also. nice trips
>>700819934
Really?
>>700819569
there you go
rate pls
>>700819925
but i have a fat dick
>>700820112
TAKE IT OFF
>>700820089
hey, slowly adding to the sfur collection. how's you?
>>700820236
Meh, I'm okay. Very tired though, but I don't feel like sleeping.
>>700820218
but then i would need to take a new pic
>>700819934
sorry i dont pay attention to your gay pics i have them filtered that one just didnt have the typical name
>>700819988
not on this scale
now is worse than ever and it is all because of dash
>>700820043
thats sad
>>700820112
hope it kills you
>>700820094
dubs even
>otters
>>700820342
I don't care, brah.
>>700820342
>hope it kills you
man work sucked a lot but this evening is great
>>700820392
otters are the best
if you can take a dick as big as your leg like it's a regular dildo you have my respect
>>700820340
DU EET
>>700817175
Nigga that ain't you
>>700817539
That's avril lavigne
>>700820704
Congratulations
>>700820594
>>700820704
You are not the brightest star in the sky.
>>700820565
OH SHIT WERONG SIDE IM WORREY
>>700820838
Definitely not impressed.
>>700820838
>>700820955
>>700821076
tbh if you cant handle faggotry you shouldnt be on here
>>700821137
How does she pee?
>>700821330
Magic.
I want her to pee on me.
>>700820770
MORE LIKE THIS!!! D: or POV like if you were on your knees lickin that pussy and you look up, and see this... THATS what im looking or, however I wont ask but it fyou have anymore that be cool.
>>700821190
Your level of new is charming.
>>700821521
I wish I had more.
>>700821076
Brooklyn rage? so compared to our rage thats like one of us going " meh..." lol and so, that is how you ate a large dick, and swallowed multiple times
>>700821534
didnt you say you were 19?
>>700821695
Yes.
>>700821693
Post your butt.
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