Movie Characters that are literally you: C'mon let's
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Movie Characters that are literally you: C'mon let's fucking be realistic edition.
tbh
im being realistic
>>700809692
>>700808373
I'm this but with a dick.
honestly, i've have 4 friends and family members contact me, separately, when they randomly came across this movie, because he looks exactly like me, from style, to haircut, to bodytype, even how he talks and acts in this movie.
I posted a screencap to my facebook... no one knew that it wasn't actually me....
It wierds me out a bit, because it's almost too much of a coincidence....
>>700810007
Forgot the damn pic.
>>700810040
I call bullshit because if you're that damn sexy you wouldn't be on /b/, you'd be on /fit/.
>>700810040
(samefag)
i also own a tattoo gun, and have shit tattoos all over myself.... because drunk
>>700810156
...what exactly is going on here?
![tumblr_mlj581PIka1ry3k4co1_250[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/RhZ17uP.gif "tumblr_mlj581PIka1ry3k4co1_250[1].gif")
>>700808373
>>700810210
I fucking said be realistic, you goddamn tumor.
>>700810204
Go watch the Naked Gun movies and you'll find out.
Andy Sixx
Im dank as fuck!
>>700810122
that man is hideous, you live a sad pathetic life anon
>>700810122
i don't work out. fuck fit people.
In honesty, i do have a slight beer gut thing, that Joseph doesn't have here....
Also, this movie was made in 2010. I was still thin in 2010.
>>700810685
kek
>>700808373
Dis rabbit
>>700811051
my hero
![tumblr_m6p0lcay3e1raukpso1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/SSY9fZb.png "tumblr_m6p0lcay3e1raukpso1_1280[1].png")
>>700809692
>>700810210
>>700810224
>>700810454
Fucking liars. This is you >>700811141
>>700811356
My fucking hero.
on the far right
>>700811585
Are you cripple?
>>700811585
>the one who's merely pretending
Ya sounds about right
>>700811729
you clearly need to watch the movie my friend
>>700808373
>>700808373
>literally you
Then that means you are actually in the movie. Do you even know what "literally" means, numbnuts?
>>700812261
Yeah faggot. Im literally MCLOVIN
>>700808373
>be realistic
I'm like Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man.
Just without the intelligence.
Jimmy McGill
>>700810302
Surprised you haven't been called a bitch yet. Bitch
>>700811824
Frank the tank! Seen the movie last night.
>>700812955
>>700813000
You have double personality?
>>700812955
>>700813000
>Two images of Michael Cera
>Not just one
Absolutely appropriate
>>700813223
He is such a fag, one pic wasnt enough
Every fucking day
>>700809306
me too buddy
>>700808373
>>700808373
Yeah this is me too... I'm so FUCKIN lame
Im a lot like John Wick
>>700813597
I missed over 200 periods my senior year and still graduated. I'm this guy, just not as cool.
>>700813597
You went on a mass murder spree because someone shot your dog?
>>700810045
Diarrhea
>>700813597
fucking end your life
>>700808373
from the same movie coincidentally
me from my own movie
little movie tbh
>>700813861
Yes. My wife bought me a dog to remember her by before she passed due to cancer. Some thugs broke into my home and stole my car then killed my dog when she was barking. Well long story short, they should have killed me too.. heh ;)
>>700814240
The great Autismo has spoken!
>>700813299
kek
>>700814240
Please fucking end your life you 15yo edgelord
>literally me
>>700814478
I wanna make cummies on her tummy so bad
>>700814478
You and every other fucking 16-30 year old chick who has seen that stupid fucking movie. So damaged
>>700814542
Your a big guy?
without a doubt
At least I try to be
>>700808373
>>700814631
For you
>>700813848
Same.
Right down to the jealous sister and friend with troubled home life.
>>700814503
Tbh today's 15yr olds aren't capable of such story telling.
>bleach is best served on ice friend
>>700808373
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
This whole movie describes me perfectly. I'm the worst fucking dad ever.
Here cunts, this is me
>>700814374
>>700814503
For being faggots I would have thought you nicompoops would know when someone makes a joke on 4chan.
>You've just been trolled by the trollmaster
>Might as well ride the trolley to get some ice for that BURN
>>700808373
Him.
>>700810302
Kys
Pretty much this faggot, except I don't get laid as often.
>>700808373
>>700814890
fuck
>>700814599
that feel when I cosplayed harley when I was 15
for some reason her being portrayed on the big screen and everyone going crazy over the margot robbie version has somehow completely soured the character for me
>>700814988
Why? She wasnt a bad harley quinn
not really a movie though
>>700810302
I actually cringed when I saw this. I honestly hope you're joking.
>>700810797
Not as handsome but besides that..
Except I don't have friends
mi
>>700810210
edgy fucking useless troll. I'm taking the bait, I hope your parents get sick of you living in their house rent free at 19 and make you homeless. Get a job you lazy new-age simple plan listening emo hippie.
>>700814915
George along with the whole was pulling so much tail. Never understood it. I mean fuck even Kramer was getting some trim
>>700810040
I have more definition and a little bit bigger and never been on fit a day in my life
>literally me
>>700815118
I havent seen the movie yet so I wouldnt know, maybe it just feels obnoxious when a character suddenly becomes so popular tumblr gif bait
also nerds wont pay to have sex with me if every slut in their area suddenly starts dressing up as harley
on the threads topic though, pic related is unironically very close to me if you ignore the world class physician part
annoying, useless facts and details that nobody cares about, dependent on others etc
if I wasnt a girl id probably get bullied
>>700815160
I didn't. People over the age of fifteen don't cringe. Don't give in to the meme
>>700808373
I've given up.
>>700815143
He gets to tank her though so winner
>>700811799
actually me, blonde and caffeine deprived
>>700814890
Die.
>>700811910
Is that literally you anon?
>>700811326
Only legit response ITT
although
>tumblr
>>700814599
This
>>700814890
>nincompoops
How do you get on this site from the 1950s?
>>700814985
Is that the guy from Drake and Josh?
>>700815691
Fuck you I wont do wat ya tell me!
>pic VERY related
>trollmaster strikes again
>>700815866
Yes
>>700815911
I cringed.
>>700813597
>im a lot like john wick
Difference is; I don't have a job.
>>700815392
None of the character were really supposed to be players (except maybe Elaine); but in order to keep making jokes at their expense they had to keep giving them new relationships to ruin.
>>700815971
Don't
Closest I could think of
my life is this, im Silent Bob.
>>700814880
I still like Lester.
>>700814542
>>700815971
I pooped
>>700811051
Same
This is me
>>700814687
Would it kill you if i took off your mask
>>700815866
yes
>>700816182
Did you shart in mart?
>>700812648
You're god?
>>700808373
>>700816013
No not true, Seinfeld really did bang every girl between long island and manhattan
Come at me niggas
Minus the magic stuff and animu
Literally me.
>>700813597
"Im a lot like John Wick"
I grew up watching the peanuts and always related to Charlie Brown.
I am not a handsome man
>>700816601
god it is refreshing when there's some honesty in these fucking threads
>>700816552
I am though
>>700816553
I'm just a loser who's only friend is his very enthusiastic puppy.
>>700816013
>>700816446
Yeah, real life Seinfeld got serious tail after he was rich.
But not when he was a struggling stand up comic which is the period of his life that the character was based on.
>>700816477
delusions
>>700808373
I even have the same hair and tha same kind of clothes unintentionally.
My friends say so, I'm not the one who first saw the... sameness.
Tbh, this guy.
>>700815288
what film is that from?
>>700816817
Oh; you are delusional?
>>700817147
Waiting
>>700811326
Thats me mate.
>>700816319
Yup, just checking in on you faggots. Keep the autism under control or it's straight to hell with you
>>700813344
IT'S GOOD
>>700811356
Thats a god teir movie
>>700817194
which one are you?
>>700817147
Tiger woods PGA tour 13
>>700810685
top kek
>>700811356
What movie is this
I would say I am pretty similar to deadpool
That's kind of a big question.
>>700812648
Found the nigger! (though actually that guy is cool...)
>>700817308
m2k obviously, just far less talented at my craft. this is 4chan breh
>>700813848
Missed over 200 periods..... You are HELLA pregnant!!
>>700817205
My hero.
>>700817458
In that you take a strap on in the butt???
>>700813597
okay bait is okay
>>700816907
I'd hang out with you.
literaly my life right now
>>700808373
Are there any Agoraphobic, socially retarded and really fucking stupid movie characters?
>>700817402
Good bless America
https://docs Google com/file/d/0B7ZgzahdVpXvRUFXR3FSWUN1S3M/view
>>700817402
Tiger woods PGA tour 13
>>700817458
He said realistically faggot. We all know you are not cool or funny. kys
>>700817697
Of course he does, sheesh
>rod kimble
>>700817491
Y kno ts 4chin breh, we have tons of attention whore here, that's why I asked, we clearly have one in the pic too
>>700816102
I fucking hate this shit movie. Complete garbage.
>>700817938
fuck yeah. Favorite movie
>>700808373
I hate you
I literally hate you
Go look up what literally means idiot
>>700818035
Nigger
>>700817774
Papa bless anon
I like to watch.
Captain boomerang because he is the most badass villain ever, i hope he gets his own movie soon
Im Daryl from TWD
Inteligent, Mysterius, Antihero and extremely dangerous once you piss me off, so dont do that ok ;)
>>700817467
Underrated post
>>700818844 fag
>>700818844
>Inteligent, Mysterius
2/10 i replied
>>700816141
Probably my favorite movie of all time
>>700815992
> So your Girlfriend sucked 36 Dicks
>>700810302
Holy shit before he joined Motley Crew he looked like a total fag.
>>700808373
>>700819420
>Literally you
>Literally
Yes.
The 'sandwich is a loaf of bread' birthday cringe guy looks just like me.
>>700819324
so good. i love how its so everyday life, no movies do that. also jay and silent bob have to be two of the best characters to exist.
>>700810210
Suicide Squad is proof that 13 year olds will buy movie tickets to any old shit.
>>700819628
This is no guy
Mixture of Eric foreman and Michael cera
>>700819824
Afraid it is. Sometimes when it's dark outside guys cat call at me. Feels bad man.
>>700818624
film name?
Boats n hoes
>>700817827
Deadpool guy was confused he meant to upload this
>>700820462
dumbass
>>700816477
I can see the similarity as you are both manlets that's it
>>700808373
http://files.winnin.com/mix_thumbnail/1/sweet1443161260552.jpg
I'm not this slutty but everyone who knows me that watches this show says our attitudes and mannerisms are identical
>>700808373
>>700819466
That's Andy Sixx, not Nikki Sixx, and nikki was in Motley Crue, you fucking moron.
