Cringe thread /b/
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Cringe thread /b/
Still better than my setup
>>700806906
>neckbeard spaghetti
>>700806906
Holy shit this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avep_1vbUOA
FRESH OC
>>700806906
>>700809836
hello darkness
my old friend
>>700808681
ouch.
>>700809674
Doesnt really seem cringe.
AN AUTISM THREAD ON they REACH OUT TO I HOPE YOU WANT ME A BIT IN A BIT BUT. SO.
>>700809836
Why haven't I been banned yet?
>>700809674
M8 That isn't cringe you edgy fuck
>>700810574
Playing a video game gives you an anxiety attack?
>>700811097
I dunno lel
>>700809674
Piss off you cunt, this is some feel-good shit right here.
>>700811255
playing video games won't give you an anxiety attack unless you have the worst fucking anxiety in the world
MODSMODSMODS
I'M SUPER FUCKING PISSED MY DAY HAS BEEN FUCKING RUINED BY YOUR AUTISTIC BULLSHIT GO BACK TO /MLP/ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>700811277
Nice dubs
>>700811416
No, you are just probably a gay loser and you realize you are very much like that picture. He is a loser and so are you.
Plus, who the fuck pays to play with popular twitch streamers. Definitely semi cringe but not hardcore cringe
>>700810531
hur dur why is this cringe
>>700811609
>>700811255
So what? He has an anxiety disorder. If that is cringe to you, then kill yourself, child.
>>700811738
Wat animu is dis
>>700811255
I'm pretty sure it was being on the twitch stream that was causing the anxiety. I can see how having your actions watched by thousands of people might be fucking hard for someone with anxiety disorder.
>>700811908
no idea
>>700811761
i have a fucking anxiety disorder but i don't go around saying how scary it was to play some fucking game
>>700811990
awwww are you triggered by someone getting a bit of attention for their problems when you don't? fucking suck it up
>>700809528
>Total awoke taco forking
Yikes, and the sentence after is even worse
>>700812081
>>700810531
Been gone a little while, surprised to see this faggots still around
>>700812250
Fuck my auto correct doesn't even want to repeat what he said
Quality production
Good fuckin luck
This thread is killing me inside out
>>700812411
>>700812568
Wew lad
>>700812722
Cringe /rage esque
cringy af
>>700812568
>>700812411
american education :^)
>>700812823
Delicious
>>700812825
Take that shit to the US vs Europe thread
>>700812722
I want to die right here, right now
>>700812722
>>700810992
Kek
>>700812825
Yep. I once had a writing professor in college try to tell me that "I kicked the ball" is present tense. I had to explain to her that it is past tense and "I am kicking the ball" is present tense. She sperged out on me and would not accept it, probably because she was so embarrassed.
>>700810992
Underated post
>>700808681
Not even 17 seconds in and already lost it.
>>700810992
underrated post
>>700810992
my sides
>>700810992
Brilliant
>>700811730
Where the fuck did it say he paid to play with him?
>>700808681
5:21
>i'm from the south and i am also jewish
>a jew getting mad at christians
kek, it's real
>>700812568
doesnt make any sense
>>700813210
Absolute madman
>>700814523
Aren't they the wackiest bunch.
>>700810992
>>700810948
.... not cringe??
>>700812722
is that the "keep your hate speech off this campus" hambeast?
>>700809674
This is actually very nice. I'd be anxious speaking to 8000 people as well.
>>700810992
>>700810948
lmao that was like the only time I found him to be smart, and you post it in the cringe thread. Fucking /b/.
>>700812239
We need more women like this in /b/. Just go level the field of shit that gets screencapped.
>>700811990
I bet you don't go around talking to anyone, period.
Someone fighting his anxiety > someone hiding for fear of consequences
>>700806906
That looks incredibly familiar
>>700806906
Good god. I hope someone was punished for that.
>>700812946
He's unfortunately right.
>>700816412
I don't really like his music but I found that most of his interviews he was very intelligent.
>>700810948
That seems like a good idea tbh.
A bit pompous maybe. Its not like Marilyn goes around from school to school listening to troubled teens with easy access to guns..
>>700806906
>>700817209
Wrong tool
>>700808681
Holy shit LOL. This is why I'm a christian for this reason alone.
God bless this chump.
>>700811908
http://myanimelist.net/anime/16910/Namiuchigiwa_no_Muromi-san
>>700810531
>leaves /b/ to 3 years
>come back today and still see this
never change /b/
>>700811097
ponies will save 4chan on the normie invasion
>>700813506
I kick the ball is present tense.
I'm kicking the ball is present continuous.
Be a proper grammar nazi.
>>700817776
K. I'll keep reposting old memes, over and over and over. See you in 3 more years.
>>700817910
>gravity is a theory
Oh dear lord
>>700818408
it is true, but a scientific theory is different from the common use of the term.
>>700808681
Oh man. That video is pure gold.
Also, as an athiest myself I can't stand that kind of person sperging out about it. The whole point of athiesm for me is a rejection of dogma. If you then decide to spout your own ridiculous dogma in defense of athiesm and go around telling people angrily that you disagree, telling them how to live their lives or what to believe in, you are behaving in exactly the same way an aggressive religious person would. You are being an ass and a fool.
>>700818662
>it is true
what're you talking about? gravity is scientific fact, just like evolution. a fact =/= a theory
>>700817541
A Cat5 o' nine tails.
I get it.
>>700812568
What? He is right, the teacher is retarded.
sawing a board in half is 1 action, sawing it in three pieces is two actions.
>>700810531
From what I can tell, this guy looks like a very friendly, eloquent and well-behaved royster-doyster.
10/10 would have port with
>>700818792
a scientific theory does mean a fact.
>>700812722
i bet she thinks salad is a hater
>>700818792
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_theory
read the first two paragraphs.
>>700818927
if that's true, which I doubt, it's really retarded
>>700812355
Looks like a lot of fun
>>700812457
>>700810992
>>700819090
>>700818927
>>700819140
All right I was wrong. Still weird though, and I doubt the person who originally posted it meant a theory in that sense.
>>700812946
That'll leave a dent in the couch
>>700819287
they misunderstood the use of the word "theory" when referring to gravity, the same way you did.
>>700812809
So correcting a teacher earns you a detention? I guess they can't handle being wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMzd40i8TfA
>>700814639
1 cut = 2 pieces = 10 minutes
2 cuts = 3 pieces = 20 minutes
>>700819402
yup
>>700819090
>>700819402
I guess the idea (in science) is that everything is open to be disproven provided the evidence is there, so it does make sense that scientifically nothing is considered 'fact'.
>>700817443
That guy is an idiot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7LrViaPq7M
>>700817910
Sweet fucking Jesus, people are stupid.
>>700808681
motherfucker
>>700812568
God damn it that's not how it works
>>700819493
1 cut = 2 pieces = 10 minutes
another cut into to pieces?
10 minutes.
Bad formulated question.
>>700812239
>>700814639
2 pieces = 10 min then 1 piece took 5 minutes. Thus if she works just as fast as she did sowing first 2 pieces, it will take her 5min*3pieces = 15 minutes to do 3 pieces.
Teacher didn't explain shit though.
>>700806906
Fuck you, man. I'm eating here.
>>700809674
it's cringe because he wants a fucking medal for doing what he wants to do. honestly, what's happening here? this isn't 4chan.
>>700817443
Well...he's not lying
>>700820194
Problem is, when you cut 1 piece, you always end up with 2 pieces.
>>700817910
>>700812355
mother of god, i have to see this....what is it?
>>700810992
>>700812568
if she's working just as fast wouldn't it still take 10 minutes? isn't that open to interpretation?
>>700812722
jesus
>>700820496
Thats true, reading more in to it, it definitely makes no fucking sense
>>700813210
SOMEBODY STOP ME
>>700811255
I get an anxiety attack from not playing vidya am i right fellas?
>>700812457
id kill myself
>>700820194
One piece into two pieces = Saw/cut once
Saw into three pieces = Saw/cut twice
Twice the amount of time.
>>700814523
>wikipedia as source
>>700817443
There's no way this is real.
>>700820662
No, i don't think so. In order to produce two pieces by cutting a single board, you make a single cut. The question establishes that this action took 10 minutes. In order to produce three pieces from a single board, you cut twice, therefore 20 minutes.
What the question probably intended to mean was cutting extra pieces off from a main piece that is not counted in the final tally. However, since the question does not specify that, 20 minutes is the correct answer.
>>700820765
The madman.
>>700809674
This is cringe because you shouldnt feel special or make a public post about playing a video game while people over the Internet watch you
>>700817910
There are people that actually think this is real
>>700821206
if I tell someone I want the job done just as fast, i'm not talking about the rate, i'm talking about the amount of time it takes.
>>700809971
Is not like the water disappears if you choke on some cocks and get rammed good first.
>>700820077
>>700820111
This 100% true
>>700820194
Jesús. It's one cut that took 10 minutes. 2 cuts would take 20 minutes. 3, 30; etc.
I got a question for you. If you're in a car race and take over the second guy, what position are you in?
>>700809528
>american
>arsenal in his profile picture
even cringier than anything he said tbh
>>700821495
>I got a question for you. If you're in a car race and take over the second guy, what position are you in?
not him but, second?
>>700820749
Nevermind, 20 minutes actually makes sense, the teacher is an autist. (1 cut) [ | ] ----> a board cut in 2 pieces which took 10 minutes. (2 cuts) [ | | ] ---> a board cut in 3 pieces so since it took her 10 minutes to do 1 cut, then its gonna take her 20 minutes to do 2 cuts.
>>700821495
if you work just as fast the work gets done in the same amount of time. the correct answer is 10 minutes.
>>700821295
He has fucking anxiety disorder. What he did was paramount
>>700821787
No, because there is twice the amount of work.
1x2 = 2
>>700822047
so youre working harder.
>>700808681
Goyim is sensored. Why?
>>700822047
If i tell someone I want the job done just as fast, I don't give a shit that they have to do more, I want it done in the same amount of time.
>>700822047
No, it's the same amount of time if you work just as fast. If you work just as fast as cutting a board in two, but you're cutting the board in three, then it takes the same amount of time; 10 minutes.
>>700813210
““What he’s doing with the character is so cool,” she told the Daily News. “At first it was kind of confronting (to be up close) but now I’m so used to it, I think if I ever saw him out of makeup now I would be really confused. Actually, I saw him out of makeup once and I was actually petrified of him. I was too scared to go up and didn’t know who that person was, and when he got back into his makeup I was far more comfortable.” could they circle jerk him any more?
>ohhh he gave margot a rat and will smith bullets
>>700822047
>european socialist logic
the job says to get it done just as fast. not the boss' problem you have to work twice as hard in the same amount of time.
>>700822236
>>700822216
>>700822128
Say, I have to drive a distance of 80 miles at 80mph, which takes me 1 hour (duh)
When this is done, I have to drive 160 miles at the same speed I drove last time.
Which means it will take me 2 hours.
It's not rocket science, guys.
>>700812457
>>700821440
Oh, i see what you're saying. That's an ambiguity in the question i hadn't thought about.
>>700811757
Kek
>>700822739
strawman logic.
>>700822047
you'd be fired with that logic.
>>700817443
this is called a joke, he took the picture in front of the car window so you could see the reflection
>>700813210
>crazy
>>700822739
"Same speed" =/= "Just as fast" dumbass. You're saying that the velocity of an object is the exact same as elapsed time? You're a fucking idiot.
>>700813210
He actually gave him a cup of salt
>>700812457
>>700812239
This shit should be posted in every trap thread.
>>700806906
"Hey anon, thanks for setting up our network a few weeks ago, but a couple computers are't connecting properly. Can you come and sort it out?"
>>700812457
>Would turn gay instantly
>>700817910
>>700823920
This
>>700823285
You are certainly right, but even this idea is stupid.
>>700823500
I'm saying that if I am told to do twice the amount of work I did,
and work just as fast (not take the same amount of time),
I would see the order as being:
"Repeat the work you just did in the same manner (I.e. just as fast/take the same amount of time PER ACTION).
Then do it again."
You'd have a point if the person in the question stated was told to do twice the work in the same amount of time.
Just my two cents.
No need to get hostile.
OLD BUT GOLD
>>700812239
>>700817452
>A bit pompous maybe. Its not like Marilyn goes around from school to school listening to troubled teens with easy access to guns.
Nigga he was referring to the people who have day to day fucking contact that could have prevented it.
>>700812411
thats pretty good
>>700812568
i love it
>>700819235
>Sumo
>chalk
>belt
>for less than lmao 2pl8
That's some cringe
>>700824407
Nowhere did it say anything about doing more work. It said to work just as fast. If you work just as fast as cutting two boards, but with three boards, then you will work just as fast. Are you retarded? It's such a simple concept, yet you deny it over absolutely nothing to gain.
>>700812809
thats awful
>>700812568
Implying it takes her 5 minutes to figure out the wood is 1 piece already..
>>700824916
You deny my point being valid, and all you gain is assuming right off the bat you have to do more work, and faster.
The question obviously implies that the girl has to saw the wood ONE MORE TIME after she saws the first set in 10 minutes, thus the second set will take extra 10 minutes, resulting in a total of 20.
It doesn't say "How long would it take if the girl had to finish BOTH sets just as fast." THEN it would be implied that she had to do each set in 5 minutes, in order to hit the >implied limit of 10.
>>700812411
Marty's Pizza was bigger
>>700825422
It's simple English, which seems far too complex to you. Are you black?
>>700811757
is that the guy from the walking dead?
>>700812239
>I need to come up with a name for you
>The period pig
Fucking kek
>>700822213
Read the description.
>>700821590
(You)
>>700812722
Fuck this isn't a rage thread.
>>700809528
If this is Miami Ohio this kid will not survive a semester. That place has absolutly no tolerance for weebs
>>700820651
Never got the sauce sadly
>>700810992
Fuck i don't get it
>>700812457
I would stay quiet and let it happen just like when I was 10. :(
>>700817910
>>700818347
Coincidence?
>>700821295
really? so 8k people see him do it live no big deal but he posts to his Facebook to share the moment and now its cringe?
>>700818749
You are also cringe
>>700826606
KEK
>>700825819
>Has thoughts
>Wants to reason
Yeah, I'm definitely black
>>700812946
This fridge knows that he is also white, right?
>>700821590
he has a terrorist name. what makes you think he is american you jack ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcbPWr55c8w
>>700812457
I'd scream "RAPE CULTURE !"
>>700806906
>using cables that long in 2016.
>>700812722
EXTERMINAAAAAATE !!!
>>700828923
>If I'm going to pass on my royal line, I'm not going to trust a damn woman with it.
>I DON'T CARE HOW BIOLOGY WORKS. I COULD VAPORIZE THIS ENTIRE PLANET AND I'LL GET PREGNANT IF I WANT TO.
>>700820111
>>700820077
I want more of these.
>>700812722
Jesus fucking Christ on a Segway. This fucking hamplanet is a disgrace to modern society.
>>700827115
Yes. Why do you think playing A video game is something to celebrate?
send him this :
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>700806906
not everyone is anal about neatness
>>700830129
>TRIGGERED.FLAC
MODS MODS MODS!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS758lLZrNw
>>700830129
wait... is that chieftec dragon? i'm sure it is. I still have it somewhere.
>>700829302
Well they never explain how their biology works
>>700810531
Call me a newfag all you want but I don't understand this one
nothing more cringe worthy than this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93WpBAfz-zg
>>700821784
YAY! U can 4th grade. Congrats
>>700833400
I got a stiffie
>>700833400
wtf is this cancer?
>>700835011
cancer!
Hot off the presses, fresh cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7UCH-DnNSs
>>700821990
you mean hes a little bitch that has never done anything he doesnt want to do
>>700835567
jesus fucking christ i lasted ten seconds
>>700826606
greentext?
>>700812722
this is what child protective services are for.
>>700812809
fake...
>>700835805
I hope you develop anxiety disorder.
>>700835567
Her tits are the real class clown
>>700833400
I could only make it 15 seconds
>>700824494
oh god this is amazing
>>700836427
sorry im not a weak willed little bitch who caves under stress
i hope you live your life in a comfy self delusional bubble until you die from too much fedora tipping
fuckin kill yourself you god damn waste of life
>>700833400
I went from this to her other video, fapped and i'm out! ty anon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iye2Z5O5t3Q
>>700812568
>one cut for two pieces, 10 minutes
>two cuts for three pieces, 20 minutes
>teacher that cant do into the maths
>>700834473
Ah yes, the infamous brother fucker!
>>700836871
>i'm a real oldfag!!!
>right guys? this is what /b/ is all about?
>>700818834
No the teacher Is correct with answer or 15.
>>700814739
>saves the thumbnail
>>700815893
Yes it is my man
>>700812457
Turn into a pancake like a fucking Loony Toon
>>700817776
Y-you're gonna stay t-this time r-right?
>>700838100
No she isn't.
>>700837195
>>700812411
Had a teacher in 3rd grade who wouldn't get on with the lesson after trying to figure out half of 25%
I said 12,5 but he had to go get a calc because he didn't believe me. Took him a solid 5-10 mintues.
>Mfw
>>700833175
Some guy posted this once on a cringe thread and people told him it wasn't cringe but he kept arguing that it was.
So now people keep posting him, even though its not cringe.
>>700812568
For all you dumbasses out there......
1. assume for example a 12"x12" board.
First cut is a 12" long cut, which takes 10 minutes. This cuts it in half, so two pieces of 6" x 12"
Next cut, cuts a 6"x12" in half, giving you two 6"x6" pieces. This only requires sawing through 6" of wood, so at a rate of 12" of cutting per 10 minutes time, a 6" cut would only require Marie to saw for 5 minutes.
Total time, 15 minutes.
Next time Marie should break the board over her teacher's head for not providing better instructions.
>>700838532
He's not still teaching is he?
>>700836933
I had been wondering what Pamela Anderson was doing these days.
>>700838589
1 cut = 10 minutes
2 cuts = 20 minutes.
@700838589
>assume information not given
no (You) for you, asshat
>>700838589
Assume a board, 5x20x120cm. Saw it in half and you have two boards of 5x20x60cm. Saw it in three and you have three pieces of 5x20x40cm. The saw has to cut the same amount every time.
>>700838421
Yes, she is. See explanation from above.
>>700824908
>red is 25 kg (55 lb)
>green is 10 kg (22 lb)
>total is 436 lb
>plus it's a chick
>>700838589
It would take the same amount of time to saw through it on the second cut, as the first. 20 mins
>>700828738
Oh that makes me want to fucking puke
>>700838641
He was almost 50 then, so now he should be about 63. Probs teaching for another two years atleast.
Posting this cause it helps me cope with the cringe.
>>700838912
Well, that only works if you use your example. Mine would get you to 15 minutes.
Truthfully, the correct answer is need more information to be able to solve the problem.
>>700836351
holy shit
>>700839316
>"if she works just as fast"
The correct answer to the question is 20 minutes.
>>700833400
Please! Are there any nudes of this whore?
>>700838288
I have so many questions
We need more actual cringe in this thread.
>>700810992
well memed
>>700825906
no its walter white
>>700817910
Who the fuck is Peter Maller you tumblrwhore?? Sir Issac Newton wants a word!
>>700838589
underrated post
>>700840305
Dirty ass feet
>>700813060
1st wave feminist? So he's a suffragette?
>>700809674
>guaranteed replies
>>700819401
Kek underrated.
>>700809528
>awko taco dorko
holy fucking shit
I love a bleach.
>>700808681
Lost
>>700833175
newfag
>>700810531
No one ever understands this one, but it's been posted in cringe for years. This leads me to believe that theres some hamplanet behind it.
>>700812809
How the fuck is that a gif
>>700833400
Ripped her a new asshole!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba6Nv1-4esY
>>700806906
God damn it OP, as an IT / networking guy this triggers me kek.
>>700812239
>>700841031
Fml worst cringe 2k16
>>700811097
because this isn't equestria
>>>/mlp/
>>700812568
The teacher is retarded
>>700839316
i agree
these people are just morons lol
www rate.ee
change to english on top right and cringe to death
>>700812809
The true cringe is that someone is still holding this grudge after 20 years.
>>700839668
I couldn't find any nudes of her
>>700828986
Still not sure what that is.
>>700813210
God those threads were fucking hilarious
>>700812722
Maybe you should let him make the fucking choice on his own!
Jesus fucking Christ!
By the time this kid is 13 he is gonna want OUT of that fucking family I can tell!
Also, by the time he's 13 he can legally deny the surgery. It isn't like he hurt himself and needs surgery, this is just a voluntary thing.
If this kid doesn't "voluntarily" take the surgery the doctor isn't gonna do it.
The doctor won't care what the "Mothers?" say, it's the kids body.
>>700812568
And shitlibs still support common core...
Thank god my conservative parents sent me to a private school. All that repressed catholic school girl tail and a focus on math and science.
>>700838288
What in Gods name
>>700840399
>mfw calling spencer sonic
>>700841569
thats because there are no nudes of the brother fucker chick!
