I always like to think of these as my best friends mom growing up. His mom was sexy as hell, home alone all day while we'd be playing, and sometimes I'd just be there with her waiting for him to show up for hours.
Should have licked up her inner thigh and buttfucked her.
>mom and son
8.1/10, too much awkward would not recommend.
Sure, it's fun while it lasts, but when she's fifty and you're visiting for thanksgiving and any time the topic of sex comes up suddenly you can't look at each other.
>H-He's talking bad about m-my fetish?
>I know, I-I'll meme him, that'll show him, yeah!
Real talk though he's probably right. Can you imagine that shit. You go home, have dinner with wrinkly old mum and dad, dad's talking about football or whatever the fuck but you can't take him seriously because you fucked his woman.
Seriously? Not him, but with all the unrealistic shit we hear, then one guy comes along and tells a story that actually sounds like what would really happen if you fucked your mum, and THAT'S the guy that must be full of shit.
If I had to pick one incest story on this whole fucken site I actually believed, it would be that one, because that actually sounds like some shit that would happen! You fuck your mum, she gets old, and it's awkward. That, versus all the guys who were like, "My mum had me when she was 9, so by the time I was a teenager, she was only in her mid twenties, with DDD breasts and and an insatiable lust for my taboolicious penis!"
Not saying it's true, maybe he is full of shit, but he's more on the money than 90% of the people who bring it up.
No! Nigger do you think I'm stupid? I've been watching Daredevil on Netflix, I know about how Deaf people work! They'd feel her coming with echolocation and shit!
Also I'm not sure deaf people actually exist. I've never met one, have you? No, that's what I thought. Myth from the government to launder tax money through welfare programs!
You're god damn right, I know how the world works!
Look, all jokes aside, truth is usually simple. Do I really believe that guy? No, not really, but his story is a more likely version of things than 99% of the shit you read in these threads.
Also, it's worth noting that MOST stories people tell are empty moralism. When your mate warns you off some crazy bitch, he doesn't give you every detail of their time together, he just says, "No, that bitch is crazy, stay away, she microwaved my cat."
Yes. I literally only have one. Pic related. Enjoy.
because that's the glory of this board. you can tell 100% truth and no one will believe you because either
1) they refuse to believe anything that happens in fiction could ever happen in real life
2)it disgust them if its real(but the idea of it ie role-play doesn't) thus refuse to admit it is
3)it doesn't sound real to them thus cant be. if the person doesn't spin a story that is professional author level then its obviously false because obviously everybody should be able to write perfectly
no one on this board believes anything anyone else says because it hasn't happened to them thus they convince themselves it will never happen to anyone
It was a joke mate, obviously. Daredevil is blind, not deaf.
Yeah but when I get confused is when one guy comes along who's actually making sense and people call him out.
It's like if you were in thread, "Toughest guy you ever fought," and people are saying "ANDRE THE FUCKING GIANT," "Jesus!" "Connor McGregor!" then one guy comes along and says, "Some drunk guy at a bar!" and people start calling him out, and they aren't even being ironic. Not even mad, that's shit's just confusing.
My preconceptions?... Which preconception do you have problems with, the idea that most people would find fucking their mom weird? The idea that people age? The idea that of all incest, the "My mum had me when she was 9, so by the time I was a teenager, she was only in her mid twenties, with DDD breasts and and an insatiable lust for my taboolicious penis!" guys are the minority?
Which preconception do you take issue with?
its because they refuse to believe its real. how could someone who they assume is some overweight fatass or some young kid trying to be cool ever actually get into a fight.
they just cant admit that everyone on this site isn't a neckbeard faggot except themselves thus the real/real sounding stories are the ones that get called out for being fake because they don't want real since then that brings it to them
using incest as an example you may like the fetish but if you were put in a room and told have sex with your mom you most likely wouldn't do it because when its really happening it doesn't turn you on so they don't want that realism
>Mom recently marries a well off guy
>Pretty cool dude
>Away on Honeymoon
>Leave me to babysit younger step sister
>Pretty bratty but i know she's just not used to me and mom
>abt 2 am
>she refuses to go t
whew that was close
Yeah, I get what you mean for the most part, cept that last bit.
I'd totally fuck my mum, but only if I could do it in front of my stepdad. She ended up as a trophy wife to some wrinkled old bastard fifteen years older than her, and he doesn't deserve her, she just falls far that cheap George Clooney wannabe "money is charm" shit.
I swear, if I could punch out my stepdad and fuck my mum in front of him, I'd cum so hard I'd kill us both.
>I swear, if I could punch out my stepdad and fuck my mum in front of him, I'd cum so hard I'd kill us both.
I'll shut up when you quit polluting the thread with this shit. It's cringy. As. Fuck.
Stop shitposting. I don't believe for a second you actually fap to this 5th-grade tier art when there's so much better stuff out there.
You're either a shitposter or an autist who can get off on fucking cave paintings, and either way, you shouldn't be here.
Dude. Stop. That guy may be kind of a cunt about it, but he's right, no one wants this shit, so fucking quit.
It's not even all mom son. If you're going to post shit at least stay on thread.
What's that? People want more Marge?
Are you literally autistic? Multiple people are telling you to quit, but you just use some chat speak abbreviation shit to reply.
Are you just twelve or something? Do you not understand how language works? I'll try to say this the way you'll understand it.
ppl wnt u 2 gtfo
so stop kk?
can we stop with the simpsons shit. I never thought they were sexy.
>mom and son is straight shota
Bitch there have been three shota threads running just this morning you retard! Mom son is for, suprise sur fucking prize, mom and son.
It's also worthy of note that mom and son is NOT for shitty 6th grade fanart of the simpsons. If you're going to post simpsons shit at least find some that's well drawn.
Literally no one is enjoying this you retard.
>T-the people d-don't like m-my Simpsons drawings?
>I'll j-just post more, t-that'll show them!
You do realize if all the people who don't want simpsons leave, there will only be two people in this thread, right?
Is that really where you want to be in your life? Alone in a thread with one other man, mutually jerking off to simpsons cartoons?
Guys I got one thats really well recieved every time I dump it
>I don't like what's being posted
Then fuck off and make a thread you autistic fuck no one's stopping you.
People, just let it go. This guy is either just trolling or genuinely, literally autistic. Either way, you saying anything won't help.
>Is that really where you want to be in your life? Alone in a thread with one other man, mutually jerking off to simpsons cartoons?
Yes. As much as it pains me to say it, that is actually where he wants to be. Pity him, but don't hate him. Just hope he grows out of it some day.
Why would they bother? This wasn't supposed to be a simpsons thread either, but this retard came in and started dumping.
If you're in a thread and spiderman jumps in to start shitposting, do you tell people to make a new thread if they don't like it? No, of course not, because making a new thread to run from shitposting doesn't work.
>Yes. As much as it pains me to say it, that is actually where he wants to be. Pity him, but don't hate him. Just hope he grows out of it some day.
That's what I'm actually worried about. If he's just shitposting or trolling, I get that. It pisses me off, but I get that. What's I'm worried about is if he really is serious. It's like when you see someone posting about the exact methods they use to sedate, lube up, and fuck their dog. They're probably just shitposting, but if they aren't, you can't help but be worried for that person. How fucked do you have to be to get off to this kind of thing. Makes me wonder what kind of abuse or neglect you need to endure to end up like these guys.
We're talking about you, not to you. Move along kiddo.
I don't know, I'm mostly assuming he's trolling, but on the off chance he is serious, my guess would be he was abused as a child. Just imagine it, one day he's at home watching his cartoons, when daddy comes home and touches him. He doesn't want to face the reality of what's happeneing, so he retreats into his special happy place in Springfield.
Later on, after he reaches puberty and his sexual feelings awaken, he can't help but think back to his first sexual encounter, and associate it with the simpsons.
Hence the porn.
Or maybe he's just shitposting.
Yeah... You're still a kid if you're jacking it to the simpsons.
I don't want to assume either way. He could just be super sex deprived, or maybe wherever he lived when he was younger had a shitty internet connection, so he had to whack off to those simpsons ads you always used to see on the side bars of porn sites.
I accidentally posted the Spanish version by mistake? Should I repost all 26 pages in English?
We aren't trying to provoke you, we're just talking. You're the one who jumped onto us man, not the other way around. Back off the victim complex, okay sweetheart? No one is prosecuting you, no one cares. Just move alone and do you thing.
>shitty internet connection, so he had to whack off to those simpsons ads you always used to see on the side bars of porn sites.
This... This might actually be the most legitimate explanation for this. Hadn't thought of that. Sure, not as entertaining as the sexual abuse thing, but it makes sense.
>A horny teenager, desperate to cum
>The normal human porn he wants to fap to just won't load
>sees the simpsons ad on the side of the page
>hormones and desperation force him to whack it
>the massive dose of sex hormones to his brain starts conditioning him to actually like it
>Years later he actually enjoys what once disgusted him.
Are you sure? No one in this thread would mind? I wouldn't want to upset anyone.
kek, simple as that.
Honestly when we look at things this way, it's really not your fault, like when special kid at school masturbates in public. It's not your fault, it's cute, really!
You keep doing your thing little guy, it's okay!
I'm not angry, I'm confused. Just to be clear, I'm not the people telling you to quit posting, these were actually the first posts I made in this thread, but I have to admit they may be on to something if you're really 23 and still using chatspeak.
Bored now. Too close to the image limit anyway.
>still using chatspeak
>calls me kiddo
>thinks he's trolling
You're doing great buddy.