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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>700796209
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
If this post ends in a 7, the theme for the thread is panties!
Post ending in dubs is two same numbers.
![Ayase [2].png](https://i.imgur.com/U4UWyFd.png "Ayase [2].png")
Claiming then going to bed, night /waifu/
>>700803055
Word limit
Which classes did you pick? What're you thinking about picking?
>>700804793
Bugs, player count, might get randomly shut down like nostalrius, I don't really trust shit other than retail WoW.
>>700805406
Oh nevermind I just didn't understand.
You don't find midriffs hot? It's all different tastes I guess.
>>700805445
Oho, I feel you then. Doing stuff you have to is too meme for me.
Sardines were okay, I get to leave in about 2 or 3 hours with my dad to some burger place that has some REALLY good looking stuff. You ever had sardines?
>>700805655
Ayo calm down with that, let's not lewd it up that hard
>>700805728
Night Ayase
The Waifu above this post and the Waifu below this post swap bodies.
What happens next?
>>700805655
If this post ends in a 7, post armpits.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>700805526
I killed both my Pois because I didn't know I could abort a sortie in fleet formation selection by alt F4ing.
>>700804697
My priest is the only one that's Horde, and I never really did too much with it. Most of mine are Ally because that's what all my friends played as, and I just felt like playing with them. Now only 1 still really plays, another is thinking of coming back, but i doubt the rest will even consider it.
>>700805079
>Knowing the name of the transmog
Calling the kettle black there Karen. :^)
Besides, I was thinking of grabbing the wolf hunter gun from Karazhan and making a transmog based around that sometime. But for some reason IT NEVER FUCKING DROPS!
>>700805377
It really is. I joke with my friends about it, but we all have characters on both sides. It's just my ally side is the one with most all my mains.
Rogue was my main up till WoD. Played it for like a week at max level, and quit. Having fun with the reworked Marksman hunter. Lone wolf just makes for hilarious damage without the mishaps of accidental pet aggro.
>Although now getting Barrage to NOT HIT THE SINGLE LONE MOB SO FAR BACK THAT IT'S BARELY IN MY SIGHT. That's a whole new issue to get used to.
>>700805765
>>700805779
>>700805813
That would be quite the interesting swap to say the least.
>>700805765
Right now I have:
Business/Consumer Law
English
Biology
Algebra
Spanish
Intro Economics
Weight Training/Conditiong
And that's my schedule for now. I still need to fill out one more class, don't know what I'd choose though.
>>700805779
Everything continues as usual until we eventually die.
>>700805869
>Knowing the name of the transmog
You caught me, kek.
I don't do those mogs anymore, but I used to, a lot.
>>700805728
Night Ayase.
>>700804505 Makoto
Always annoying to have to wrestle with your sleep, sure you can manage it though.
That's the thing, it was supposed to be a check-up, he offered to give them a power clean thing, and scraped a lot of the front of my tooth off. Then he gave that a filling.
>>700804632 Prinz
Oh fair enough then, pretty much my only issues with her. Can't wait for them to roll out on console.
From whenever I see him, he seems real good. That scattershot looks cool too.
Will make one when I get back.
Thanks Prinz, won't let you down!
>61 if I remember right.
I hope so too!
>>700804697 Shino
Ay Shino! I can do as soon as I get back.
Rom's great man. Love the big guy.
>>700805079 Karen
Jeez that's real kind of them. Over here they'd kick you to the kerb and wave you down the foodbank. It sounds a hell of a lot nicer than it's made out as over here.
I guess you would, but still I couldn't imagine that intensity every day. That's like the majority of days when not in summer over here, although at winter its real nice and chilly.
Daily reminder that Australia doesn't exist
>>700805983
What do you consider usual?
>claimed
>>700805079 (Karen)
Ohayou
>>700805728
Good night
>be back later, taking a walk
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>700805826
I haven't killed any of my ships yet.
But i almoust killed my Akitsushima. Thankfully air base saved me and killed everything.
>>700806118
Whatever people do in their daily lives.
>>700806000
>Love the big guy.
For you.
>>700806110
>makes shitposts under the assumption that others will find it endearing
Karen is truly an Australian.
If dubs, I'm going to call her a stinky dingo.
>>700805869
Dude i race switched just for TMog. Blood elf female. I can't remember what pieces i have but to go with it. I have the panther mount from zg? a panther tamed as a pet and the baby panther non combatant pet.
So i roll around with 3 panthers like a panther familiy.
i guess it ended up on horde at first because of friends then they all played for a month and quit and i stayed for 10 years. didn't even wanna play the game at first.
>>700806000
Get back form where?
>>700806110
Propaganda. what are you up to? You load up the camel and move into the dorms yet?
>>700806110
Karen, you're a stinky dingo.
>>700805401
Ball handling boat wannabe.
>>700805765
>You ever had sardines?
Of course, it's a Portuguese thing. During midsummer parties there is even a day here where people go to the streets just to grill sardines and eat it in bread.
>>700805869
I've lost track of how the game works post wotlk. I really love wotlk rogues and hate them in cata, they feel more like blood knights or something with the sustain they got.
So yea... I can't really talk much about post wrath other than ranting about the changes I dislike.
>>700806174
>But i almoust killed my Akitsushima.
Of all the ships it had to be Akitsu, that would be pretty sad.
>>700806313
I didn't even see you my little blonde princess.
Hi! did you stay up all night?
>>700806349
Fun Police has arrived.
>>700806000
>checked
Yeah, im really excited to see how this plays out for Mei. Ill test her when the update rolls out
Scatter arrow makes me want to kill myself. I always get one shot FeelsBadMan
Youre welcome! I know you wont! You can do it!
>oh nice
>>700806110
the fuck is an australia?
I'm never going to get it right...
>I'll try maids next time.
>>700805765
Yeah, not midriffs. If anything, it'd be tits and probably thighs.
>Don't lewd the thread.
I can't get anyone to go along with it even if I tried.
>>700806399
Nope. I'm lazy and took a nap, then took another nap. Wound up sleeping most of the night.
How're you today?
>>700806452
But I've been here all the time.
>>700806509
>I'll try maids next time.
Dubs and your Waifu is the one turning you into a cute maid.
>>700805997
I keep it mainly because it's not too lewd, and good mail mogs are hard as fuck to come by without them WAY overly designed, or just plain shit.
>>700806000
I always manage somehow.
Oh wow, so it's like they cleaned it TOO well, and had to build it up?
>THIS IS WHY I'M TERRIFIED OF GOING IN FOR EVEN A CLEANING!
>>700806110
Australia isn't a place, it's a mindset! Ya Straya cunt!
>>700806235
>I'd be lying if I said that priest wasn't just because I wanted a slutty transmog
It's an addiction. I tried A LOT of other MMOs as well though, only a few had a lasting good impression overall. Most had one really good feature, and then the rest of the game was shit.
>>700806349
>Rogues
>Sustain
With Legion changes, I laugh. That's no longer the case, as they took away our HOT spell, and we instead get one kind of "OH SHIT" button on some dumb cooldown. I dunno, I didn't like how they shifted Ass rogues from poison focus, to bleed focus. I feel like a feral druid at this point. And believe me, if I wanted to play feral druid, I'd go do just that, since i have one at level 90 on another server.
Fags that believe a 2D cartoon is their wife.
I don't know what's worse. These gender freedom sjw or you guys.
>>700805981
Those seem pretty solid, good luck on Algebra though, that shit and physics always fucked me over hard
>>700805813
Don't do anything lewd with Karen's body
>>700806283
The art in that is so nice, I wish it wasn't lewd so I could save it.
>>700806235
Not yet dude, just chilling at my dad's office while he finishes up his work. We're gonna go grab a bite after this. He might needs another two hours or three.
>>700806163
Doing fine? Where is Alice from?
>>700806349
I mean like, out of the can. The canned sardines with the oil and stuff in them. I just had some with chilli. Taste is still in my mouth. It didn't taste bad but I wouldn't call it good.
>>700806509
Boobies and legs are nice, definitely. Can agree with that.
>>700806463
It's where all the shitposting comes from, but according to a few it's actually in antarctica
>>700806233
Everyone knows I just shitpost here all day, we're all pretending.
>>700806737
There's an amazing one on my US hunter I want to show you when the armory stops being shit, it uses some pieces of battleforge but with fully red pants and those eyeball shoulders from I think gruul
>>700806840
Don't ASSUME MY GENDER AGAIN SHITLORD
MY WAIFU IS REAL
ANIME IS REAL
DEATH TO WHITE CIS SCUM
Hello, guys!
>>700806958
Yea, math is pretty fucky. I'm damn nervous about weight training.
>>700806463
Prinzie! I agree fuck scatter arows. If arrow scatters how it one shot?
>>700806566
Nice dubs! Hnnng
I wonder what bully naps are like?
I'm doing good just made some coffee Just put overwatch in gonna play.
>>700806737
i have some insane mounts. I ended up just farming 1% drops for years. Also i ran all the achievement modes for like every raid. Guilds used to pay me to run them through like ice crown and shit and organize their group enough so they could nail every achievement.
Claiming Yuuki, how's everyone?
>>700806958
>I wish it wasn't lewd so I could save it.
Just save the original, without the text.
http://ww2.sinaimg.cn/large/6dd57921jw1exrkbloq1dj20r812wn4q.jpg
>>700807076
Eh? Do bullies nap differently?
Maybe they dream differently, but i'm not so sure about the actual napping.
>>700807193
I'm fine, just kicking back with some anime. How about you?
>>700807243
It's too lewd, I think. She's showing too much leg and the point of it was to show off the feet, right? Can't save that.
>>700807243
Well, that didn't work, I just tried to find the largest size of the image, but it got fucked to not work for something tonight on the time that is now.
>>700807378
If dubs you must save this image.
Hahhah Overwatch is being DDOs'd right now. Probably cuz the season is over hey?
>>700807292
I'm alright, finished school for the day. I would be at the gym right now, but midway though my workout I started feeling sick, so I called it a bit early.
>>700807409
The numbers don't control me anymore, never again.
Do you go by another name or just waifu machine?
>>700807409
Whoops, I meant this image, total accident.
>>700806737
This. I really dislike how blizzard keeps making specs and classes less unique and more like each other.
In wrath rogue is basically CC, burst or die, you don't have sustain and your health pool is small. Your only 'oh shit' buttons are CoS and vanish, you could count evasion too but it's not that meaningful and there's RNG.
>I didn't like how they shifted Ass rogues from poison focus, to bleed focus
Exactly, that should be feral role. In wotlk you can dump energy into bleeds but that's a decision, you should only do it if you are going to be trainning the enemy for long enough to make it worth and if you are absolutely sure you won't need to blind or gouge him.
There's obviously other cases where it's worth like DoTing an enemy stealther.
I also really dislike what they did to ferals in cata, they made em a lot more like warriors and once again less unique. Not having a kick was annoying but that was the fun weakness they had, being able to powershift out of snares and slows was OP but that's the fun strength they had. It was both balanced and unique but they decided it would be better to make warrior looking cats.
>>700806958
>sardines out of the can
Eww. But yeah, the biggest problem with these fishes is the taste and breath they leave in your mouth, it might even stay after brushing your teeth.
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>700806349
I was ready to farm again
>>700806958
No promises
>>700806233
Was getting caught part of your plan?
>>700806235
Just an shopping trip thing up north with my family. On our way back now.
>>700806349
>Grill sardines and eat it in bread
Fate worse than death for me.
>>700806110
Of course it doesn't silly.
Also in case you missed >>700806000
>>700806463
>Much obliged
Let me know how she is. Meis probably my most played hero now I think of it.
I know, even when I play tanks it does so much damage to me it's terrifying.
>What about you?
>>700806737
I thought there was something up with that tooth, just wasn't expecting him to rip it apart with a water spewing hook.
>Be afraid, be very afraid.
>>700807032
Heyo!
>>700807512
My full name would be The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life, or TDCEAIGTUPDEoRKoEOOOAUSIHSRUVMDSKWZDCDSPLAIGUGMOGWUoSTaL for short.
You can also call me Dr. Manhattan, Jonathan, or Jon.
Fuck it, call me whatever.
>>700807643
Of coursh!
>>700807606
delet this
>>700806958
wew lad
>>700807032
Hiya!
>>700807076
I play tracer so i get one shot by half of the enemies
>>700807463
im online as we speak
Hello
>>700807693
Can I call you a cab?
>>700807693
Dr Manhattan? From the Reimu threads?
I would call you by your full name but I would hit the word limit on most of my posts too fast.
I'll just call you doc
>>700807693
*TDCEAIGTUPDEoRKoEOOOAUSIHSRUVMDSKWZDCDSPLAIGUGMOGWMoSTaL, typo
>>700807719
Here you go, have this nice image.
>>700807828
You can call me out to dinner.
>>700807852
What's a Reimu?
>>700807969
Do you like trash?
>>700806624
That'd probably happen at one point or another anyways due to her misunderstanding of other cultures.
>>700806958
Lets see if there's anything else we have in common: Least favorite music genre(s)?
>>700807814
Hi.
>>700805526
Fucking waifu fags back to >>>/pol/
>>700808111
If it's trashy trips, sure.
>>700808159
>misunderstanding
Sure, Anon, that's the reason, it's not just because she wants to turn you into an adorable little boymaid...
>>700807871
Fuck off Mai.
>>700807814
Howdy!
>>700807643
I guess you don't like fish.
>>700807613
It would be certainly worth it. I kind of quit the game after having them sink. See you in the next event where I will be despairing again for not being prepared for it.
>>700807969
Hey that's a nice pic.
>>700808238
I know a perfect place we could go for dinner then, trash man. A nice dumpster in an alley.
>>700808276
I laugh at other Waifus trying to be as smug as this one.
>>700808388
So is this one.
>>700808388
>>700806958
>THOSE shoulders
Oh god, this'll be interesting. I've never seen someone make those work.
>>700807076
I was never that hardcore. I just casually played and dicked around with friends. I've never even really did current level raiding before. Too much salt to bother with.
>>700807606
Eh, it's kinda been hit or miss on what they did. Ass rogue feels like feral, but Marksman hunter I feel they hit the nail on the head as long range sniper type. Blood DK kinda got shifted more to Damage reduction while still keeping it's shield/heal, and i kinda liked that.
Never played a druid pre-cata, so I wouldn't really know how it was before. I rather enjoyed playing one after cata though, even if it was only for a short time.
>>700807643
Luckily, all my experiences with my new dentist have been nothing but pleasant, even if the procedures themselves sucked ass.
>>700807852
Just call him Blue Man and throw a curse at him if he acts up.
>>700807606
>it might even stay after brushing your teeth
please God no
Speaking of fishies, have you ever gone fishing or hunting? Anything like that?
>>700807643
Yeah, I did miss it. Thanks. This is going to happen a lot, kek.
What would be a "cold" day for you then? Also it's not really nice of them as it really fucks with anyone who isn't saudi, my dad got kicked out of his job because they had to replace him with a high ranking saudi with connections. Very stupid. The saudis control most shit, in traffic accidents they get out of it scot free and half the time in supermarkets the person in charge is some teenage saudi in a tracksuit and flip flops checking his phone for messages. Frustrating.
>>700808159
I mean that's pretty easy, I would say western pop, but I dont really mind listening to anything as long as it has a nice beat or rhythm to it
>>700807969
Kek alright, I won't bring it up again.
Nice to have you here though, the waifu machine should be fun. The art is certainly nice.
>>700807803
dal wew
>>700806452
>Homura
>Fun Police
Lmao when did this meme start?
>>700808510
Can't believe you aren't using a Homu smug yet.
Add this to your smug anime girl folder please
>le tip fedora
>>700808165
>>700808388
How are you?
>>700808779
Oh, I'm good, just picking out some music to put on my running playlist. How about you?
OK, you asked for it.
Here's my smug anime girl.
I just played as Reinhardt. Kicked ass the entire round. we had the objective a meter away from the final point and we were in overtime. I charge from half a mile away still pin 4 enemy players kill all of them and cap the point
and hanzo gets potg with MUH WALL DRAGON.
I did just get the mccree american flag skin.
>>700808575
Man progressive raiding was some of the funnest gaming times of my life. Good shit. Still tho i re run the old raids for drops and some of the achievments are still a challenge even when they are old.
>>700806958
Why dies Lebanon sound so based when it's full of Muslims Sandniggers? Do you live in the Christian part of town or what?
>>700808590
Detective first class Homura of the fun police.
>>700806958
Alice is from Canada
>back from my walk
>smug poster is back
>>700808874
cute
>>700808957
>le muslims are terrorists savages meme xddd
>dude its true look at fox news xdd
come on now fam. this shit is hilarious hearing it over and over again when I've lived in these countries my entire life.
Its not paradise but its alright, it's not just terrorists left and right killing each other over religion
>>700808927
Remove hanzo
REMOVE
HANZO
Grats on the skin and winning the game for your team though, you da real mvp
>>700809203
I mean where is the character from? Nice to meet you though.
>>700807693
Well congratulations, you got yourself caught.
>>700808388
Can't stand the things.
>>700808575
The dentist was nice enough, I'm guessing he wouldn't have done it unless he had to.
>>700808590
No worries, can hardly blame you with the Trump tier wall you got going.
Somewhere in the minuses really.
Oh I see, didn't even think of that. It would be pretty shitty if you're not a Saudi then, treated a bit like a second class citizen. That sucks for your dad though, especially considering he was fully qualified for that role.
Ah so that's why you hear a lot of bad things about the place then, pretty biased treatment if you aren't Saudi. That is frustrating, to get such a good starting job as a manager and then toss about like that.
Running low on battery, will dip for now. Later all.
Well shit, mobile is at 5% and I just got to work. I'll be back when I'm done here in an hour or two. Peace out for now!
>>700808238
I don't kid about the misunderstandings though, because she tries making the MC her "wife".
>>700808590
I guess that too along with country/western music. Favorite color (also second favorite if you have one)?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11061469
So smug!
>>700809337
Oh, Alice is from Pandora Hearts
>>700809459
Hello Laura
>>700808927
Maybe it's just me then, but I just never had fun with it.I don't care much for the top tier gear, and most new gear looks like ass anyways. SO I never saw much of a point in really pushing myself to it.
>>700809414
Later Doll, find a charger soon!
Got to go to my dentist appointment now, see you in a bit /waifu/
Oh, the faces are here again
>>700808857
Tired
>>700808779
I'm good enough, had some people coming over yesterday and now I have to clean most of this alone. There's also some silly e-drama going on but it's nothing to worry about.
>>700808590
>it might even stay after brushing your teeth
You could always put some ethanol in your mouth and gargle it.
Fishing doesn't sound interesting to me at all but I never tried it. Too much patience required.
>Fun Police
I think today, but maybe it's something I wasn't aware of yet.
>>700808957
He is Serj Tankian relative.
>>700808575
Ass rogue and feral are very distinctive in wrath, ass rogue is cooldown based, meaning that it will be a lot weaker after using whatever it has to use, does unhealable damage due to healing reduction, kick and constant high output.
Feral is like an unkitable dotting machine that also has heals, instant cast cyclone and can turn into something beefier when needed.
>Marksman hunter I feel they hit the nail on the head as long range sniper type
That's good to know because this is exactly what they are supposed to be.
>>700809414
It's healthy and tasty tho. Kinda like fruit, there's also tons of variety.
>>700809414
Yeah, it is fucking frustrating, especially considering they know it too. All of them act like they deserve this job and make sure to act cocky.
Well not all of them, but you know what I mean.
Seeya later dude.
>>700809660
Bye bye alice
>>700809670
What's got you tired?
>>700809459
Hm, lets say either black or white, I never could decide, I like them both I think. What about you?
I think country isn't that bad. You got a favourite type of music?
>>700809742
Please, I AM Serj Tankian
Also I might as well just gargle some bleach right away, kek.
What about hiking?
Or mountain climbing?
OR NORMIE HUNTING
>>700809822
Top tier smug right there my dude, have one of mine in return for that smaller filesize
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