Hey /b/ well I'm stranded out somewhere pretty far from home, with no way to get home.
I'm sooo desperate for some money, I need at least $30 minimum to try and get a cab back to where I stay at.
If anyone would be generous enough to help me out I'd be so grateful. I'm willing to do just about anything for the money, I have selling dirty pics and videos or Skype shows in mind but its completely request-able I've just GOT to make enough money to get home ASAP.
I know posts like these are annoying and 4chan isn't the best place to go, I just didn't know where to post this kind of stuff and I'm getting really frantic trying to figure a way out to make this money and get home.
I can only take google wallet which is [email protected]
And you can add me on kik if you wanna discuss buying a vid or something, I know its just the internet so prices are cheap and negotiable.
My kik is confusedunderwater
Pleaaseee someone help me.
>>700802497
>ITT some bitch wants to get back at some other bitch
>>700802497
>inb4 colossal lonely teenage spergout for the next two hours
>>700802497
>dem tits not worth 30$
>>700802497
>Moar
>>700802497
ATTENTION, FOREIGNERS (NON-AMERICANS),YOU HAVE BEEN INTERRUPTED FOR A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
THIS THREAD SUCKS. GO HERE >>700802585
NIce tits. Now show ass.
I've seen a lot of titties...and those are some nice titties. Thank your mom.
>>700802801
Those are easily $30 dollar tits. Is there an equally or better priced ass with it is the big question.
>>700802497
very nice tits, but my rule is always, no face no care.
Now I get why you probably don't want to show it, so it's a lose lose between us I'm afraid.
>>700802994
lol I don't have the nicest ass but ...
>>700802994
Then pay her, so she'll post more fuck head.
>>700802497
Oh, this whore is back again. Go suck a dick to get your money.
>cab=$3 per mile
> $30=10 mIles via cab
Walk you lazy sow.
>>700803109
Try again OP but this time new timestamp and sharpie in pooper nao
>>700803132
Now that I'd pay 30 for
Your ass is nice. Now show us your face.
>>700802497
Listen, yesterday on /soc/ you said you were stuck at a friends house. I get it but I need to see your pussy spread out before I give you money.
Id pay 30bux to suck on ur titties. But would i pay for pictures? No fucking way. I can find better pics onlime for free
>>700802497
If you can take these 3, you can be $10 closer to where you are heading. What you say?
ATTENTION /B/ROTHERS!!!!
This has been posted before, it's a catfish guy trying to scam money through PayPal. I've kiked "her" before. It's fake. Be careful, he's a hacker
>>700803109
Nice
How about one spread showing asshole and pussy
>>700803109
Spread those legs for ya $30 weed money you lazy cow.
post PEEHOLE and i will giv you 20
>>700803322
Still fun to fuck with him lul
>>700803151
Underrated post.
>>700803434
Huh?
>>700802497
You were stuck at a friend's house last night and the afternoon before that. How long are you gonna fucking stay there?
Sharpie in the pooper with timestamp or GTFO
WHERE WE YOU WHEN THESE FAGS GOT CONNED? FIND OUT MORE AT ELEVEN
>>700803476
I want to see your urethra (peehole)
OP pose like this and I will wire you the money.
>>700803609
I want pics in the shower to make it worth my while.
>>700803322
That's so not true
If anyone else out there is legit please kik me and we can work something out
I'll even send a couple verification pics (nonsexual) of me with the timestamp or whatever you want me to write to prove I'm real to whoever hits me up on kik
And my skype is also confusedunderwater
Meh
Make a wemb of you blowing an inamimate object like a cock and i'll send $300
OP IS FAKE YOU RETARDS. SEND ME YOUR MONEY INSTEAD.
>>700803657
Don't just stand in the shower dry. I want to see the water and soap running down your body.
>>700802497
Where are you ? I wouldn't care giving you a lift, but no way i send 30$ to someone i don't know
>>700803665
GET A JOB YOU WORTHLESS BAG OF MEAT
>>700803691
$5 for each shower pic, $10 each if you duplicate this girl's pose down to the expression.
>>700802497
I got tax back the other day OP, roll the time stamp up and insert up your puss, will deliver on $100
Show face and I send 100$
Do you're friends and parents know you are a slut?
They post this everyday couple of days you cunts, it's a scam.
>>700803665
As you use the EXACT same photos as before.. Yeah okay anon
Good luck with your scams, maybe you'll find a real job one day. But hey, anything to to keep your 300 lbs ass from getting out of the chair right?
>>700803665
I gave you an offer. See >>700803321. Post one of the 3 for verification, get the $, then send the other two.
Hot. Could you stick the end of a fork covered in glue and butter up your ass,after rubbing it furiously on your grundle? Thanks.
OP write "I <3 Steve Buscemi" on a piece of paper
with tits
>>700803724
Op doesnt want a fucking cereal killer. You guys don't know how to treat women you fucking fags.
OP don't lower yourself to these standards. Il send you the money right now. Please delete your pics off here. Also add me on kik im friendly and just wanna get to know you and help you.
>>700803321
Bump? To see if op actually delivers?
>>700803992
Hey Steve, stop trying to get women here
>>700804005
>cereal killer
>>700803109
Use that $30 to upgrade your shop skillz faggot. Sheesh.
Keep posting more of ur body and i might hlep
>>700804005
Virgin detected
>>700803665
push titties together.
>>700803665
GTFO you skinny leather coat wearin neck beard anonymous wannabe piece of rat shit. /b/ isn't as fucking dumb as you wished it was you cuck.
>>700804005
>>700802497
Those timestamps looked more real yesterday when this was posted.
Nig harder nigger
>>700803861
I dont think OP realizes how many regulars /b/ has.
IM HERE EVERYDAY BRUH, SEE YA TOMORROW
>>700804005
Dude you should gtfo and slice and dice those wrist of yours
>>700804005
You're either a virgin fag, or OP trying to establish credibility. Eat shit OP. We are the scammers, we know how they work.
>>700804194
>implying anything can stop the Cringe Train once it pulls out of Foreveralone Station
This thread will get 300 replies, guaranteed.
>>700802497
Come on u want ur 30 bucks put a sharpie in ur vagina
>>700804005
>Everyone look at him and laugh.
>>700804005
''Please delete your pics off here''
>kek
post this photo of a fat kid on 10 different threads because if you don't this fat kids fedora will haunt you for the rest of your life
OP is a such paint guzzling, glue sniffing failed abortion.
Your first day on the internet, kiddo?
>>700803321
sorry it took me so long
not sure if youre legit or not but
OP post face with tits and I see money in your future
>>700804863
OP please don't do this. I've sent you $30. Add me on kik
Pls respond
>>700802497
>stranded
>no money
>Has internet connection
>uses it to post tits on 4chan
>>700805020
>Top kek
>>700805020
Very Top Kek
>>700805020
Nobody sent me anything ....
>>700805020
fair enough
if someone is thinking of paying just pay her uber instead, thatll see how genuine she is
>>700804863
I guess when you're this far down the shit pipe you gotta keep going ay?
>>700805020
Wow you are really sexist. Think you can tell her what to do. No one is forcing her to do this. You wouldn't beg a stripper to stop if ahe was giving you a lap dance. Stop being a white knight when one isn't needed. Just fuck off m8
>>700805242
let her make some money brah
>>700802497
Sharpie in pooper and write "WHORE" on tits and I'll give you $40
>>700804863
wtf happened to ur door
>>700804863
Sharpie in the pussy
>>700805396
its not my house lol idk my friend sucks at installing shit including doorknobs i guess
>>700805303
Sue us a beautiful girl. I've sent her some money already. I just wanna speak to her in private and help her through her struggles. (I've seen the cut marks) you guys are wrong to take advantage of her.
So just fuck off
>>700805497
u need those 30 dorras for drugs or?
>>700805399
Too easy. I say TWO sharpies in the pussy, and I'll send money
>>700804863
Whoevers' your friend taking the photos get some photos of her posing you're fucking filthy looking you surfboard looking bitch.
>>700805540
Bribe immigration officials ?
>>700805501
>>700802497
>>700805330
DO IT NAO!
Or do pic related
>>700805501
You are also not very smart, right?
>>700805501
You gonna make her eat all the eggs, too?
>>700804005
>cereal killer
>>700804863
i think a good look at your pussy would work for 30$
>>700805501
>Top-tier kek
>>700805723
>because i have difficulty typing "pussy" into google
>>700805501
derp
>>700805310
thats what jobs are for
a girl stripping for free is every mans god given right
>>700805866
>>700802497
What country femanon?
Can creditcard but interested to see what country for conversion rates
Also new paper with slut4bux or something since someone was saying this was a catfish thread
>>700805952
op is a man abandon thread guys
>>700805866
who dis
>>700805946
>>700805501
What so you think that because she has cut marks, that she is mentally unstable to send nudes for $$$. Sorry dr. Annon didn't realise you where a physiatrist. You are an absolute wanker
>>700806039
We all know this you retard, we're all just fucking with OP for shits n gigs.
>>700806148
Of course you are, son.
>>700806043
> its 1468415136108.gif obviously
>>700804005
faggots falling for this bait. 10/10
Show asshole spread and Vagoo.
>>700805842
>actual kekol
>>700802497
BEND YOUR ASS over OR GTFO SLUT
hey OP. I can pick you up, where are you?
>>700802497
Nice tits
>>700805712
nice reference m8
OP. Your tits and ass are cute!
>>700806195
>son
Are you our lord, saviour and holy spirit?
what a lame facebook page, Maddie... or did you intentionally make it that way because you were gonna go to /b/ ?
>>700806367
this fucking guy AHAHAH
>>700806323
Fellow oldfag. We aren't out of summer yet.
>>700806653
>>700806733
kek, thanks mate
I'm gonna start catfishing, the amount of stupidity out there is crazy if these people aren't baiting
>>700806367
Is that monopoly money mixed in that stack?
>>700806732
right on
us oldfags have to stick together
>>700804037
I'm a cereal killer every morning. I fucking can't be stopped. Just an absolute madman.
This is now a favorite cereal thread. Report in.
OP here I just scamed $50
guess op has been doing this for at least a couple days now...
>>700806882
dumb fag dont recognize european money
>>700806899
>stick together
With your old limp pricks inside each others dusty gaping asshole?
Boredfag here, messaged OP, catfish/10. Don't take the bait like I did bro's.
>>700806882
No>>700807098
>European
>>700807098
Nothing in that picture is European
>>700807311
how much did you send her/him?
>>700807095
We have a winner.
>>700807359
i thought those where dollars and not Euros, but what do i know? Im just a dominican fag using pesos.
>>700807098
I use superior Australian money. All paper money looks like monopoly $ to me in all honesty.
>>700807359
>pink 50's
Why the hell are they pink? I haven't gotten a 50 for a while so havent ever seen this before. Maybe this is part of the trans sjw agenda?
I just bought like 3 or 4 random nudes from OP and she delivered
>>700807489
>you in
fuck yes. do you even chan bitch??
>>700807539
I don't know, I'm not American. I collect my money that way though.
>>700806367
Posts pic of nigger money
Dollars are pretty Mutch worthless
£s are the way to go faggot
>>700807559
>3 or 4
>i can't remember exactly how many
>because it was like, 12 minutes ago
>>700807539
It is not really pink, I think it's his camera, the american 50 is a slightly rose colored, but not as drastic as his photo.
>>700807559
>buying nudes
>2016
Bahahahahahah
>>700807669
>durr wat is brexit
>>700804005
This is bait
I sent you $32.49 you can stop now. I freed you :')
>>700807439
Nothing, I'm not completely retarded
>>700807699
>like 3 or 4
>therefore it might not even be 3 or 4, but
>like 3 or 4
>>700807812
thank u
>>700807794
>I can't believe it. It's 2016 and we're still doing this!!!
sounds familiar
>>700807812
Isn't brexit that weetbix equivalent. Or maybe I'm just too much of a cereal killer...
>>700802497
Hello Michael Knightley.
I remember the same post from two nights ago.
nice b8 m8 would r8 8 out of 8, don't h8
>>700808139
>MFW you call a hip-hip jism, down with fascism "independence"
>>700808431
Do the chickens have large talons?
>>700808547
boy, i don;t understand a word you just said
>>700807631
No sir. I can't into chan ever.
>>700808088
>contradiction
>contradictory
Wp
>>700807921
Yeah well I sent 33 so I'm the real hero here
>>700802497
ATTENTION HERE NEWFAGS:
THIS BITCH COMES EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE WITH A NEW METHOD TO EARN MONEY.
One day it was because she couldnt pay her rent. Other day was because it she couldnt pay the bills in the hospital from her mom.
DO NOT GIVE THIS FUCKING BITCH WITH NO ASS NO GODDAM MONEY YOU STUPID NEWFAGS FUCKING FAGGOTS.
>>700808686
>earn money
kek
>>700808686
CAPSLOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME
>>700802497
tell you what, you're obviously conning for money with these repeated posts, and begging for such low amounts.. it's almost certainly for drugs.
so i've got coke and dope, why don't we skip the bullshit?
>>700808686
too late
>>700808859
>ITT
>>700809221
BUSTED
>BUSTED
>TOO BAD ALREADY GOT TONS OF MONEY
>>700809221
fuck off bitch
go work just like we do
or go suck a fucking ballsack you fucking whore
>>700809221
Where are you? I'm from spain, if you tell me your exact location I'll go to get you and leave you where you want, no money but the ride is for free.
>>700809444
>>700809221
Soc?
Nah don't think so
Nice shave job though
>>700809444
Rape commencing in 3....2.....1....
>>700809221
>>700809290
>>700809396
>>700809444
>>700809520
>>700809538
I found the pic archived.
Guys, pizza or flashbangs?
Which one would you prefer her to get?
>>700809682
Excuse me?
>>700809682
Both.
>>700809682
Flash bangz for the lulz
Unless she spreads the vagoo
>>700804863
Post feet pls
>>700809520
>>700809640
Trips talked so I told the truth, she has nothing to be worried about.
>>700809682
>>700809790
>>700809841
>>700809895
I'm looking for her shit now.
I'm at work so it might take a bit longer than I'd like.
If the thread 404s when I get her dox, I'll make another one.
What about a blowjob ?
>>700807559
How much that cost you?
>>700809969
>ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
>[MAXIMUM CRINGE]
It's all over, everyone. You can go home now.
>>700806367
Fake movie prop money you ain't impressing anyone fagwad
>>700809221
>filename
kek
>>700807559
I bought too 6 or 14 and yes, she delivered.
>>700810114
Coz its not OP. Its someone who saved the pic from a soc thread?
>>700810091
>not liking feet like a true patrician
When will summer end?
>>700810213
How much ?
>>700809957
>vagoo
What are you 10?
>>700810114
He's pointing out that OP has posted this faggotry before on other boards.
The fucking autism in here.
I wanna see her pussie areas before I get anything
>>700802497
This is why i hate women, they're nothing but money grubbing whores.
>>700810269
50$ each one we negociate but she is clever as fuck, we start at a price of 5 $ each and I don't know how she did but now i have between 300 and 700 $ less.
>>700807098
If it aint American then nobody gives a shit
>>700810441
.... scroll up
>>700802497
face pic
I ment her pussie spread
>>700810441
Already posted it for you from /soc/
>>700811137
>>700809682
Pizza, wait a few hours and then flashbangs.
>>700804005
>get to know you
>help you
Sure...
>>700810575
Except when in WallShart.
DM it to me can't find it
>>700811745
Fucking newfag
Pretty much yea
Post more of the kik delivery
>>700812497
Her camera skills deteriorated quickly
>>700812317
That pussy is wack
>>700812591
My hand is on the f5, not the space. Jokes on u
>>700812218
>>700812317
>Different hair color
>>700802497
Use your feet, dirty slut
>>700806043
Sherri Model
I was showing how much better she looks then u
>>700813333
Nice quads
>>700813664
>>>700813333 (You)
>Nice quads
Ikr its so great makes you wanna gargel bleach and swallow razorblades
>>700809221
If I pay 30 euros I can get a hooker, why would I give you 30 dollars if I cant fuck you?
>>700813837
Wtf kind of hooker are you getting for 30 dollars? This says a lot more about you than it does her.
>>700813837
>>>700809221
>If I pay 30 euros I can get a hooker, why would I give you 30 dollars if I cant fuck you?
I agree with this right here I don't even have to pay to get nudes or sex your just a lowly whore that need to fucking stob being a jew
>>700805501
How new can you get? This type of thread is here every week
>>700814054
Lol hookers are legal here thy work is this huge ass apartment complex, also almost more girls then customers so thy keep thy price low
>>700814054
Also euros are worth more then fatcunts American dollars
>>700814146
My main man here gets it
>>700802497
Try MyFreeCams, you might have real potential to become rich!
>>700814150
And it's probably the same person every day.
>>700804005
*snickers nefariously*
>>700805020
White knight syndrome
>>700814611
Did the greedy cunt stop talking do you know if she is killing her slef now ?
>>700802497
So...your only option is to whore yourself out for 30 bucks on the internet? Why not just pull a random guy off the street and give him a blowjob for 30 bucks? It'd be quicker. You see, this is why I hate women. Because normally, you act like you're this strong chick with principles who can accomplish anything you want, until you can't, and you become a whore whenever it suits you. Men can't do this. Only women. Which is why I treat all of you like shit. It doesn't even matter either, because you'd think that by treating you cunts with such indifference, you wouldn't be bothered with me. But I have what you need. So you gladly allow yourself to be degraded and used by me to get it. And when I tire of your bullshit, I kick your ass to the curb and replace you with a different brain dead cunt, maybe a black one, or an Asian one, whichever it really doesn't matter as all I ever want from you is to fuck that hole in your face.
>>700815898
>>700815898
You can be a whore too.
>>700814516
Barely enough to be even worth it. 30 euros is like 32 american dollars LOL.
>>700815898
Get laid faggot. You sound like a Ted Bundy in the making, except less sophisticated, more neckbeardy.
please guys, all you have to do is google the email she listed and you can see she posted this on /soc/ two days ago.
OP if you really need to get "home" you could have done it by now.
>>700816495
Its around the 38 also you guys earn less taking the average european vs americunt
>>700816971
So if we earn less but think 30 is too cheap for a hooker, wouldn't that mean higher standards? Quit trying to be political over a fucking hooker price.
>>700804005
>cereal killer
Death to corn flakes
>>700817567
If you are ever in europe visit duitsburg (ger) you see girls who are out of your league
Has she got her pussy out yet... I'm bored of waiting
>>700802497
What a whore
Why hasn't this cunt posted feet yet?
>>700805708
>>700805708
Same girl?
if its lets than 50 dollars for a cab then its close enough to walk
>>700809682
Anything?
>>700802497
> Is in apartment
> Has pc / Smartphone
> Wants 30$ for showing tits
Fuck off you whore
>>700819030
You cant lie that its probably a effective way of making money seeing how desperate some guys are on this site lol
>>700803665
Do it like every other whore and go fuck for money
>>700819417
Why?
Why go risk pregnancy and STDs? When you could just do this? Someones just jelly they cant show their dick amd hve people pay you