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Empty Your Pockets /b/.
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>>700791540
You keep your watch in your pocket, faggot?
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>>700791540
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>>700791626
yes it's a pocket watch
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>>700791679
it wasnt "everything I own" -bread
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>>700791540
This is an old pic but my edc hasn't changed at all.
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>>700791679
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>>700791689
I see wriststraps
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>>700791758
To secure around belt loop

Shall I illustrate this?
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>>700791736
>ladies sunglasses
>2sharpies
>pussy clock 43
>wallet about to burst from too many loyalty cards and other junk

Beta
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>>700791758
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>>700791679
>owner of the world's largest pair of cargo pants detected
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>>700791951
Those are costas. I actually don't have them anymore. I need to update my edc pic. Now it's ray ban aviators. And the wallet is about to burst with Home Depot receipts. As for the Glock. Super comfy to tuck and isn't a .380. Plus it's a Glock. I could literally pack it full of shit and it would still shoot. Sharpies are for work.
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>>700791679
Michael? Niko?
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You sure you want me to OP?

SURPRISE COCKFAG
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>>700792148
Sharpies are for the pooper mate
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>>700792226
>quote from Team America
>picture from King of the Hill
Obviously born in 2009
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>>700791540
>>700791736
Baaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!
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>>700791679

Dont know why but the drill made me crack the fuck up for some reason
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80's m8, nice try
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ITT: Faggots who really, really want to shoot somebody but are too much of a pussy to break the law so they carry guns around for "self defense" and purposely walk around in shitty areas hoping to get mugged but nobody bothers them because they dress like autistic characters from The Matrix.

inb4 muh freedums
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Sometimes you just gotta lob

knowhatimean?
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>>700792606
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>>700792741
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>>700791540
This is now a cringe thread
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>>700791540
dude wherre the fuck u live to go around with a gun and two clips?
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>>700791736
Wonder what those sharpies are for

Fucking hell. This is the cringiest thread I've seen in a long time
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>>700792846
*magazines

you fuck
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>>700791540
An LCP, really?! Do you have tiny hands? My wife carries the same pistol, but she has small hands.

Also here's my edc
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>>700792822
>>700792606
>>700792349
ITT: eurocucks a small noguns faggots who think their all white gated community and the police will save them from anything remotely dangerous.
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>>700791682
Top kek
>tree fiddy
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>>700792933
just because the dubs im not gonna rape u fucking faggot, sure u live in some kind of southafrican nigger country
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>>700791995
What sort of cringey faggot wears a wristwatch on his belt. I sincerely hope this is bait
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>>700791682
I needs me about tree fiddy.
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>>700792989
Please don't tell me you keep that Glock unchambered.
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>>700793003
Yes I sure am embarrassed at the fact that I'm not poor enough to live in a ghetto and faggoty enough to have to tell /b/ that I own a gun

You got me there anon
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>>700791540
What's in your journal, OP?
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>>700793117
he just want to show how badass he is dismounting the gun
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>>700792989
>you need a big gun to be a man meme

Fuck off. Small guns are ment for people who want to conceal their weapon. It's not because they have small hands.
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>>700792989
>prenatals
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>>700791995
Jesus H Christ I hope you're trolling son. That's a fucking wrist watch you mongoloid. Pocket watches dangle on chains and don't go in your fucking pants pocket wait you must know this your shit doesn't make sense how would you even read it carry on.
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>>700793152
wtf you can ride glocks these days?
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>>700792989
>>700791736
>>700791691
>>700791540

oh look guys, i have a gun and some knives
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>>700793145
"Dear diary, today I attempted to gain the respect of an anonymous Internet forum. I failed"
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>>700792989
>thinking pistol calibers really matter as long as it isn't a .25
Lol k there kiddo.
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People carrying guns please shoot yourself tia
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>>700793255
This
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>>700793174
I carry a sub-compact (p250), but have fired my wife's LCP a few times. It's just too damn small.

pic related is the p250 and lcp.
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>>700793214
>>700793069

I don't know what 3rd world country you faggots are from, but civil people don't wear watches as jewelry, they wear them where it makes sense...
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>>700793135
You could have all the money in the world and still have a use for a gun. And as for not living in a ghetto? Didn't stop trayvon from jumping the fence and trying to beat zimzam to death.
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>>700791540
Also, you mongoloid faggot, why is your knife blade out? You carry your knife like that with your wrist watch on your pants you goddam idiot? No, of course not, that would be fucking stupid. Not trying to be cool and go outside.
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>>700793306
I said nothing about caliber, I was talking about the actual size of the weapon

I carry 9mm, I'm not some 45ACP OR NOTHING faggot
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>>700791540
is that an ipod touch?
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>>700793312
No, faggot. Suicides are for tumblr anti-gun faggots like you.
Get #triggered bitch.
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>>700793351
> it makes sense to wear a watch around your trousers and not on your wrist which can be raised to your face to tell the time.

OK, definite bait
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>>700793069
This kind
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>>700793348
I don't like any of the .380s trigger pulls. Lcp tcp bodyguard doesn't matter. That DA only trigger pull is like an inch and a half long.
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>>700793414
Does it really fucking matter then as long as he's got himself a pocket piece?
At least he's not some anti-gun faggot.
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Ok why?
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>>700793455
holy shit you guys are stupid. I've seen watches worn like this a million times
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>>700793364
I don't live in the US. I live in a nice, almost 100% white European neighbourhood and have never heard of a single report of gun crime in the 3 years I lived here.

Don't assume you need a gun to protect yourself everywhere. You don't
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>>700793514
Sig P238.
It's a single action, but has a sweet ass trigger pull and weight.
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>>700793351
Well it sure as shit doesn't make sense to wear a wrist watch on your pants belt loop. If you want a time piece that isn't on your wrist (fuck me, a wrist watch on your wrist is "jewelry" now? Jesus kid get a grip) get a fob watch and keep it in the breast pocket of your blazer that your mum picked you out from the local faggotware store.
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>>700792148
You hold those sharpies on your ass when your at work. It's ok faggot nobody cares
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>>700792606
Wat

I don't want to kill anyone. Even if it's entirely justified, I'll still be known as the guy who killed someone, and I'd still get hit with a wrongful death suit that I'd have to pay my lawyer to defend. It would suck having to kill someone. I would if I had to, but I don't *want* to.

Honestly, I'm a delivery driver. I live in the fucking sticks. I think I'm more likely to have to shoot some loose, aggressive dog or a dog with rabies than I ever am a person.

>inb4 pussy just kick that dog in the balls

You don't understand just how strong certain breeds of dogs are until you've got one latched onto your fucking arm. Go ahead. Kick it in the balls. See if a pitbull or rottweiler even flinches. (protip: it won't.)
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>>700793557
Mah nigga
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You amerifags got some sort of self righteous complex and feel the need to have a gun. Definition of fucking retared
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>>700793521
>Does it really fucking matter then

No, not really. It was a genuine question about how he deals with such a small firearm
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>>700793573
You've obviously never worked a day in your life, people that actually work for a living can't wear watches as jewelry you retard
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>>700793549
Did you point at laugh at the people doing it because they're mongoloid spastics? Because you should have, because they are.
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I can't take a pic of my phone, it would be the only thing in my pocket if I weren't on it now.
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>>700793549
Holy shit new best of /b/
>Faggot wears wristwatch as pocket watch.
>thinks it's "normal"
>doesnt just get an actual poket watch
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Ausfag here.

Only pussies kill from a distance

Real men stare into their prey's eyes as the life leaks out of their gaping knife wound
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I work in Detroit so I carry in case I have to protect myself from a wild pack of dindus
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>>700792606
So much projection, and I didn't even have to pay for a movie ticket.
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>>700793715
>cringe.jpg
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>>700793662
>>700793707

Guys, a lot of people wear watches this way.
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>>700793651
.380 is an easy caliber to deal with. Mags with finger extension.
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>>700793761
I implore you to screencap it
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>>700793769
Sure they do m8. You're normal. We swear
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>>700793809
Im on mobile tho. I could but it'd be shitty
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>>700793805
This. Even with my 43 in 9mm only one mag has the pinkie rest. And you can tell when you're shooting the mag that doesn't.
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>>700793659
Have you ever seen a rich man in a suit without a watch on his wrist? You fucking retard
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>>700793659
o_O
I'm getting the sinking feeling your actually seriously suggesting wearing a wrist watch on a belt loop on your pants is a legitimate option.
1) Get a fucking cell phone you goddam clutz. If you can't wear your watch like a normie, leave it at home and check the time on your fucking phone. Don't tell me the phone might get broken you mongoloid retard, your watch is just as likely.
2) That strap looks suspiciously curved for wearing it on the belt - I'm pretty sure it was on OP's wrist moments before he tried to take a "look how fucking cool I am I have guns and an open knife!" pic, so your pants-idea is bullshit anyway. But thank's for playing faggo.
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>>700793805
..still not knocking the caliber, again my wife carries the same thing.

Even with the finger extension it's just too snappy, and my hands aren't all that big (srs manlet)
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>>700791540
Go to /k u gunfaggot
guessing ur a newfag i give u the link

>>>/k/
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>>700793715
You call that a knife?
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ITT b/tards go full k/ommando
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My savings for this month
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>>700793931
what country are you tisms from? I live in a working class city and see all the day laborers do this with their watch.
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>>700793990
Nobody gives a fuck
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>>700793809
Here i did it anyway
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>>700793769
No they don't. Seriously. Just stop.
You goddam mongoloid.
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The shiny one stays on my hip and the black in the back pocket
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>>700791540
Why the fuck do you have a gun AND a knife lmao
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>>700794094
Tactical straight razor? Nice.
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>>700794020
u are a prostitute or what?
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>>700794064
>>700793936
>>700793931
>>700793707
>>700793662
>>700793573

baited :3
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>>700794094
so if you fall
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>>700793348
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
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>>700793969
Gun is a bit leightweight. Get a slightly heavier poundage recoil spring, and some +1 finger rest mags.
Also the new trigger kit from Galloway Precision and drop that in. Makes it a much smoother, shorter trigger pull and reset.
You'll find the LCP goes from being a bit snappy to much smoother for use, including range use for more enjoyable practice.
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>>700794026
Holy shit you're serious aren't you? Jesus mate, tell you what, your mum was lying when she said it looked cool wearing your watch that way. You don't see jack shit, because that's some retarded shit.
Also if you're OP, that's not a pocket watch, it's a wrist watch, which you can tell from the strap. Actual pocket watches don't have straps like that that go around the wrist, like a wrist watch, because they're not for wrists.
I'll tell you what though, your mongoloid ass has got my curiosity piqued juuuust enough I'm going to google pictures of people wearing watches like mongoloids to see how widespread this is.
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I was almost baited. Lol. So many fucked paranoid gun toting ass wipes. Gets a guy..... Wanting to buy a gun for protection.
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>>700791540
Why the fuck are carrying a watch in your pocket? Just wear the fucking thing.
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>>700794134
Not op but knives have a usefulness outside of defense. But if you're not trained extensively with a knife for defense you have no business carrying a knife for that purpose. You're just gonna hurt yourself unless you get lucky. And if you're in a deadly force situation you're better off with the gun. That's why the knife I carry with my gun is just a folding razor knife.
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>>700793557
>timestamping
>with no reason
Here is your you
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>>700794264
Don't talk to me or my gun ever again
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>>700794250
>i was pretending to be retarded.damagecontrol
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>>700794094
Don't you find they cut you? What with the blades all exposed and shit?
And where's your pocket watch like OP? Didn't you know, all real men wear watches on their pant belt loops.
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>>700791691
good night sweet prince
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>>700791679
Gee Billy, how come your Mom lets you have THREE guns?
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>>700794194
What the fuck? Does your country only produce 10 notes or do you just prefer them because it makes you look richer?
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>>700791682
Richfag detected
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>>700794194
Just a poor uni faggot without a job...
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>>700794266
This, this is the type of answer I was looking for. Thanks for the info, may have to give the GP kit a try and see how the wife likes it.

tbh she's a pretty good shot with it in stock form, but has mentioned she'd like a shorter/smoother pull
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Usually just spaghetti with meat sauce
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>>700793715
You got a license for that thing?
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>>700794155
Higonokami
Jap knife nice an simple only 3 parts blade handle and rivet fairly cheap and dispensible
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>>700792738
IKTF
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>>700794373
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>>700791540
thats a girls gun
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>>700794469
Gonna have to look into that one.
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>>700794250
4 of those are me :D (the mongoloid ones) and I gotta be honest, it started as shitposting because OP is clearly a mongoloid, but for a while there I was genuinely concerned this reprobate actually thinks wrist-watch-pocket thing is a genuine watch wearing option. I tried googling for "wearing a wrist watch like a goddam faggot mongoloid" and nothing came up though, so I'm happy he was just trolling.
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>>700793435
I also conceal carry a small table. What's your capacity like? I've been thinking of getting some leg-extensions.
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>>700794454
Kekked
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>>700794305
I guess. I just thought it looked like a stabby knife. And there'd be no point to having it cause a gun would have you pretty covered lol
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>>700794404
the i know how u feel bro...
>>700794378
does my country makes 500euros bills while amerifags only have 100dollar bills?
>yep
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Timestamp was from a different thread from another day you autist
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>>700794378
>your country
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I'm European and don't have my permit. How fucked am I?
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>>700791540
>two clips in case waves of people come to rob you
>watch in pocket so that they know what time the shooting started
>knife in case the waves of robbers become zombies
>a notebook so that you can write how you're going to enter the elementary school

found the mass shooter

This shit is now a cringe bread
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...but im not wearin any pants
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>>700794771
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>>700794738
Just buy rubber bands. People duck and run when aimed at.

Alternatively put keys in between fingers and make a fist.
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faggots be needn guns
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>>700793715
>not perforating criminal scum without getting up from your seat
>implying I don't meander over after I finish my drink to insert blade into dying entity
>implying that's a knife
It's like not even a whole foot long.
Anyways, it's fucking 2016.
Knights didn't carry just a dagger, you retard. Carry a primary with some range.
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>>700794338
Ayyyy
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>>700794251
>>700794356
Its because im wearing the sheath on my "belt" (its a shoelace i break belts when i slav squat) and no pocket watch i dont care about time enough to justify buying one
Pic unrelated
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>>700794871
>didn't crop watermark
A well executed insult my friend
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I work at Kmart so I need all this stuff, for reasons.
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>>700794664
But I've got one thing going.
Its 3pm and I'm still in bed.
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>>700794493
>no dick-gun to unzip/10
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i win because i have larsen in my pocket.

jack tack snalla, helvete lars!
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>>700794977
genuinely kekked
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>>700794926
>sheath
Is it like this?
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I put a combat knife under my skin for real concealment. then I have a pen knife to take it out if need be.
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>>700794980
3pm here too, from where are u?
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>>700793003
>gated community
lol wut? We don't have that shit here.
I don't even need to lock my door and it's easy af to get a legal firearm here if you're not crazy or a convicted felon.
I just don't need a gun nor do I fucking care if you have a gun, cringelord.

>eurocucks
Kek, coming from the country that invented cuckholding.
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>>700794826
>needing
>implying I don't just want to be able to pacify your dumb ass outside of face-to-face range
>adhering to an ancient archetype based on poor immigrants
Go ahead and be "tough".
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why the fuck r u guys walking around with guns?
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>>700795194
>usa
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>>700793742
That's funny... I know plenty of people who live along Joy Rd. who don't even own guns. All the time I used to work there, I didn't even have to shoot anybody, either.
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>>700795146
Keeps a bigger knife concealed,
needs a knife to get to it..kek
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>>700795002
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>>700795147
Hitler island and you good sir?
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>>700795100
>sheath
>vagina
I get the joke. Ha.
Be careful not to get an additional ax wound during combat.
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>>700792441
because you're a simpleton.
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>>700794094
What's with the aerosol spray tops?
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>>700795251
>unzips dick
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>>700795100
No its a sheath not a holster
And if you were to carry a knife in that it would be a scabbard
Soft knife holder =sheath
Hard knife holder =scabbard
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>>700795194
because it's legal here in adult-land
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>>700795265
simpletonne

Speak the Queen's english you blithering fanny-salter
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>>700795254
im from the drug pier in south europe sir
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>>700795365
>missing the joke this hard
Dial back the autism this morning, friend. It's not even noon.
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>>700793936
In like 2003, I used to do the same thing as the watch guy. I'm 6'5", and I have thick wrists, and the watch didn't really fit. The straps were plenty curved. On the other hand, now, I just use a cell phone.
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>>700795365
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>>700795432
NIGGER
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>>700795384
simpletonne is not a word, simpleton.
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>>700791679
reaches for second clip
loads darth vader pez dispenser
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>>700795432
U got some lsd?
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>>700791540
Kinda shitting at school right now and don't wanna empty my pockets, but I've got:
>wallet
>phone (not currently in my pocket cuz I'm using it for this)
>pen (pilot, precision grip, extra fine, black rollerball)
>chapstick
>keys
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>>700791540
a knife and a gun. what are you so afraid of you fucking wimp
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>>700795449
Ive been awake for over 24 hours after a CWE man im slower than a tumblr cunt going up stairs at this point
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Are we still emptying pockets?
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>>700795432
what the hell faggot? got somewhere to be?
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>>700795153
>Kek, coming from the country that invented cuckholding
and then exported it, just like our bombs.
Enjoy our 100% American cuck bombs. Coming to a country near you.
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>>700795366
i would say it's pretty childish carrying a gun for safety
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>>700793535
Are you the garbage man?
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>>700791736
ligher?
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Do I really have to empty my colostomy bag?
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ITT:

Guys with GIANT FUCKING POCKETS.
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>>700793637
You keep a book in your pocket?
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>>700795721
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Well i have a gun under mine. Also i made a stone knife to remove it aztec style.
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>>700794304
It's hard to cut an apple with a gun
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is this the thread where we trigger kids with the shit we carry?
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>>700794630
fucking loved that movie
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>>700795591
>knife and gun are tools of cowards
>knives and guns aren't inanimate objects regardless of who picks one up
Okay. It seems that you don't understand that things have additional purposes to the purpose your personal bias tends to cook up.
>not carrying the commercial equivalent of Hades in your pocket
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>>700791540
Just some lunch
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>>700795545
?? the eastern european are way more black than us u faggot

>>700795584
no big deal to get it but the lsd products are everywhere
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>>700794094
Why do you have spray can nozzles on your key chain?
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>>700795642
Where do you live that children carry guns so often that people employed the military (who carry guns for safety) have become childish? Do you participate in human-wave attacks? Do you command child soldiers regularly?
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>>700795889
cs:go fag detected, also are those nails on your table? fucking disgusting
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>>700795889
That knife doesn't even have a blade how do you expect to defend yourself?
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>>700796090
That's my floor, also I have a meele weapon collection, this is just what I carry
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>>700796134
Looks like there's a butterfly knife there.
Not them, but knives have multiple purposes besides defense.
>open letters
>open products
>open people
I guess they're just for opening things, mostly.
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>>700796221
>melee weapon collection

see file
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>>700795638
Yea, and we exported our jews and hamburgers to the us.
Guess who's fat and fighting for israel now.

>protip: It isn't us
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>>700795699
on the table, anon
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>>700794094
Sup fellow writer
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>>700795934
First three caps i ever hit up a wall with
I left them they clogged so rather than carrying the key by itself as i always used to lose them that way i made a key chain
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>>700795901
Ok knives can be used for other purposes but what other use does a gun have besides as a weapon?
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>>700791540
>hurr look at my gun durrrr
>I live close to niggers because I'm poor durrrr
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>>700795290
See
>>700796376
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>>700796426
I live in an all white gated community and carry a gun. It brings me great joy to see people get triggered by me exercising my rights.
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>>700796291
Theese are some faggot
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>>700796331
>being fat hasn't always been a sign of wealth
>implying hamburgers aren't delicious
>Implying jews
well, I guess you got me on that one

>Anons tax money doesn't go to Blood for the Blood God
You're still a bitch.
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>>700796354
Nothin much my vandal brother hbu?
That your paint?
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>>700796035
AHHAHAHAHA.
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>>700796426
Not op but
>poor
>has guns

I haven't seen any HiPoints yet.
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>>700796563
Yessir. From the states?
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>>700795146
See
>>700795836
It was meant for you
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>>700796532
Just 5 Yew
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>>700791540
How many belts are required to keep your pants up? Fellow LC9 owner here. Why the hell are you carrying 3 magazines around? Totally negates the light weight of your piece. Do you live in a hell-hole?
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>>700796388
1.Put holes in things far away
2.Make loud noises
I don't know where you live, but both of these are helpful against various predatory animals in my area. The threat of weapon use is not using a weapon as a weapon. It is threatening to do so.
Also
3.Fun
4.Competition
5.You get to be in the kool kids klub and talk about inanimate objects like you have some sort of personal connection to one despite buying it in a store.
6.There's science in there.

I dunno. Use your own brain. It's not like dynamites only use is as a weapon.
Pretty sure there's ground sonar propelled by a shotgun. Pretty sure you can also plant flowers with a shotgun.
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>>700796532
>melee weapons
Three of those are garden tools
I do dig em tho but a good chopper will do the same as all of those
Pic related
Cant get the full thing in due to file being too large
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>>700791679
Why the hell do you need so many lighters? Buy one and refil them, you big dummy.
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>>700796603
Okay, nice rebuttal.
Glad we had this conversation where you made a claim and then didn't support it while I looked on, wanting more.
G'day Cunt.
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>>700797120
>implying this is really mine

g'night faggots
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>>700793571
> 100% white European neighborhood

Top kek calling bullshit on that one unless you live in siberia
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>>700796669
Nope from some tiny ass island in britain where you hit a wall and the next day bitches be talking about how you should be hung while youre buying a sandwitch at the shop
Shits fucked
Im digging that paint man
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I carry a gun simply because I can. I don't worry about where I'm at because I don't go to shitty places. I don't worry about home invasions because it's very unlikely and I have guns so on the off chance it happens I'm prepared. Don't lock my house or cars. I leave the keys in the switch even. But I have the right to carry if I want to and I just want to. I don't feel any more safe than I did before I started carrying. I just like shooting and everything that entails. Because I can. Must suck to be told at every turn that you can't. Even if you can "own guns" you can't carry without reason. And usually for you guys personal protection isn't even a valid reason much less "just because I want to". God damn I love being free to do as I please.
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>>700794373
There's 4
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>>700797242
new copypasta?
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>>700791679
Why the fuck are you carrying two sets of car keys? Fucking car nuts! It's not like you can drive two cars at once or swap them out while you're out and about. You're clearly just fishing for (You)s by even posting them. From my experience though, one pair of spare underpants isn't enough. Especially if you work as a school crossing-guard such as I do.
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>>700797053
I've had an axe too but it broke in a camping trip, the machette does the job trhoug, is very easy to chop and split firewood with it, also good for defense and easier to fight with than an axe
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>>700797242
>unsolicited blog post
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>>700791691
Cabela's gift card? What purpose does that serve in a rapekit.jpg?
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>>700797327
>implying revolver is a gun
>revolverfags BTFO
There are four but I must save face.
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>>700797329
If you want. It's just how I feel. I didn't paste it if that's what you're asking.
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>>700792741
>>700792606
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>>700797450
can buy guns there; not them, btw
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>>700797217
Not the same anon but
From 6am to now 2:30 i saw 1 black and even then it was a halfbreed kid with a white dad
That makes my nog count from thursday to today a grand total of 2
As you said only some far out place will be 100% white but you get places with a very very low amount of the impure
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>>700797546
Why not just buy the gun in advance? Few people are willing to give up their day to wait for you to go buy a gun so you can engage in rape with them. People are busy these days!
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>>700797935
You could just need some bullets.
>"What caliber and how much ammunition would you like to purchase?"
>"9x19, I should only need one or two rounds"
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>>700797354
Very valid point
Whenever i think about the most drastic times that i may have to use it in a defence situation i dont think about the chance of missing my first swing
An axe is always handy if you need to scare someone though
Just pull some shining shit and go crazy at their front door thatll be enough
Im british btw so if i needed to do that theres no chance of them opening the door and squeezing a shot off at me
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For all you americans
Fuck you
No seriously can you guys get RPKs in fully or just semi?
Your gun laws (or what americans have told me about them) confuse me
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It's almost as if all you fuckers are playing some zombie apocalypse game. what kind of a shitty country do you live in if you have to carry knives and guns with you to feel safe?
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>>700798402
>RPKs in fully or just semi
Yes, just not from certain places in Russia.
They are confusing, change from state to state, and generally are unenforced.
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>>700798163
Neither here in romania, usually if I want to beat people I'll just use the vipers(extensible things, dunno how are they actually called in english) knives are easy to carry and good for scaring people dhow
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>>700793644
>retared
Haha idek where to start.
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>>700798489
>let me just write you this narrative where you carry guns because it makes you feel safer
Do you have any friends with all those assumptions?
The world must be very simple to you if you create reasoning for everything and immediately assume it to be factual.
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>>700798489
I cant speak for the gun carriers but i can for knives
Theres plenty of valid reasons to carry a knife other than for "protection"
Work related uses
Cooking purposes like opening packaging if you have fancy cooking knives that you dont want to blunt on hard plastics and such or even cooking on the go if youre at the beach but that silly bitch forgot the utensils
Knives can help you do things that your nails or teeth cant
Like my fingertips are so fucked from burns and stuff that i cant open cans with ringpulls anymore so i pop my knife handle under and boom open can without hurt fingers
Or even for rolling joints/cigarrettes a knife can help
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>>700798641
>vipers(extensible things, dunno how are they actually called in english)

We call them "erections" in America, bro.
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>>700794426
Remember though, the LCP was never intended to be a range queen. It's a working class-shoot it when you need to type of gun. Small amounts of range practice, and then mostly just carry until needed.
All those lightweight polymer pieces are built around this same philosophy - Kahr, Diamondback, Ruger, etc.
The Galloway stuff makes it much nicer, but for the amount that you put into the LCP to make it a range and CC gun, you can get a Sig P238/P938, or a few other higher end subcompact carry pieces.
Don't get me wrong, I love Ruger and own a LC9 plus others, it's just they are inexpensive good quality workhorse pieces.
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>>700798402
In the state I'm in you can probably get both with he proper forms and taxes and background checks. The only thing is the full auto is gonna run you $10k+ and it'll have to be older than '86
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>>700798641
Telescopic batons is the english name for them
The police over here get so hard when they get the chance to flick them out its fucking sad
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>>700795761
Cargo pants. It's a small book.
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>>700798588
Maybe ill become a citizen in the states someday then because the RPK and most AK variants make my pee pee tingle
That is as long as the US doesnt clamp down on guns as it seems like its going that way
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>>700799006
I can speak for the gun carriers and all of the
>other than for "protection"
reasons you state are valid reasons to carry a firearm. Lefties don't realize that all weapons can be used as tools, and vice versa.
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>>700799020
Yeah, that was the word, I have beaten a coupple of people with my erections, they are amazing weapons but break easily
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>>700799080
Thats a lot for an RPK
Mikhail must be turning in his grave
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>>700799107
Viper is snek
snek hurt ppl w fang
snek not hurt ppl w blunt force trauma
anon mention knife in post
>Switchblade, automatic knife, pushbutton knife, ejector knife, switch, Sprenger, Springer, flick knife, or flick blade
It's okay, no one can read correctly 100% of the time.
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>>700799396
Yeah, they're really just made to get you through dark alleys, not to make it so you can live in them.
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>>700799513
We call them vipers in my country
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Did you just walk into your room and grab all of the shit that you would take with you to a war and then shove them in your pockets only to empty them and the. Make a thread trying to have us believe you walk around with that shit with you all day. Either you are the most cringy special agent or just some social outcast who walks around in a black trench coat and has a gamer tag that has something about " darkness" in it
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>>700799246
Yeah, I'd wait a few months.
Also, depends on if you want the deagle brand deagle (rpk) or you're okay with some knockoff trash.
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>>700795646
Golf course maintenance
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>>700799595
y tho?
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>>700791540
>>700791736
Amerifats have 2 or 3 magazines. You planning on going to war, faggot? Or are you compensating for your tiny dick?
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>>700791540
Why the fuck do you carry your wrist watch in your pocket m8??
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>>700799621
If you think thats 'edgy' you really must be a shut in
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>>700799666
Dunno ma nizzle
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>>700799354
I see your point and im totally with the gun ownership is good deal
But guns do have a limit to their actual uses ill the list the ones i know cos fuck it
>self defence Obviously
>target shooting
>sport shooting
>hunting
Those are where it stops though (i think im tired as fuck so)
I love guns id love nothing more than to have an AK or AK variant or even a small bolt action for just shooting shit in the yard but guns are dangerous as fuck in the wrong uneducated hands
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>>700799785
>felon tries some shit
>mag dump into felon
>reload
>continue to hang around, mag dumping into bystanders
>reload
>mag dump into responding EMS
>reload
>mag dump into survivors
>reload
>wait for police to arrive in next 30 minutes
>wait additional 30 minutes because it's Friday and the cops can't be fucked
>mag dump into felon corpse because bored
>reload
>cops arrive
>cops calmly confiscate weapon
>cops return weapon because i'm a white male
>mag dump into cops as thanks for their service
>reload
>go home
It's like you don't understand the American legal system, or American culture.
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>>700794977
>Pockets
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>>700793557
P938? that's decent af man I have been wanting one to replace my glock 27....what did you end up paying for that? is it 9mm?
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>>700793557
Damn that's a lot of stipulations on your concealed carry....what state?
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>>700799809

I am not a shut in. I own a ton of guns and knives... But there is fucking no need to carry all that shit around unless you are in the woods expecting to be attacked by wild animals or you are about to be in a possible gang fight
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>>700800639
Shutin loner confirmed
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>>700800639
You need to go outside anon
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>>700800639
Why do you spend so much time inside anon?
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>>700795812
I've seen the long steel thing quite a lot lately but I don't know what this is. Can anyone tell me please?
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>>700800639
Go outside man
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>>700800832

( YOU) x3
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>>700800639
perhaps you should get out more
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>>700800639
You need some light bro you sound like youve been shut in for a while
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>>700800639
what about a tiny pocket knife and a little single stack pocket gun screams 'woods and gang fight' to you?
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>>700799429
You're not buying the gun. You're buying the giggle switch
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>>700801014

Currently am outside ;)

How are those cargo pants holding up for you ? Enough pockets for your vape and 16 weapons? Lots of dangers in your basement I take it
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>>700801031
the part where they're a shut in and haven't ever been in the woods or near gang territory
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>>700800639
Go get some fresh air dude
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>>700799785
You don't shoot someone just once unless that's all that's needed. Usually it takes 3-4. Now I'm sitting on 2-3 rounds. Reload and maintain a low ready till police arrive.
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>>700795889
What is that tobacco brand, LM? the logo looks just like LM tobacco. And m8 send me some of that fucking Swiss blend
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>>700801073
>you're buying the right to own one legally
FTFY
It costs next to nothing to fabricate a fully automatic weapon from a base semi-automatic weapon.
Swap:
FCG
Barrel
Sear
buy more ammo
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>>700794744
Calls it cringe bread,calls a spare magazine a clip..... I cannot face palm harder.
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In what kind of 3rd World Ghetto Countries do you faggots live to always have a weapon in your pocket ?
Come to Germany, we love Invaders, sorry, Immigrants and it is safe here, we need no Guns.
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This thread made me realise how lucky i am to live in a country without niggers and muslims, so i don't have to carry knives and guns with me to feel safe. God bless you, America. Stay safe.
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>>700801361
True. But what you're talking about is a big no no. Hug your pupper
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>>700801332
Dunhill black
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>>700793266
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>>700801463
I don't carry to feel safe. I carry because I can. What other reason do I need?
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>>700801087
I smoke tobacco and live in an attic
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>>700801855
You need every good reason there is with these fuckers
I got a feeling most of them just arent old enough to get served for knives and guns so they come to these threads to vent their teenage angst
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Car key, house key, 2 cards, about 3.50 in change Moto X.
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>>700802137
Probably right. That or they just get told no so much by their govt that they gotta come here and express their jealousy at us Americans who can do whatever we damn well please without having to ask permission.
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