Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
I like this thread!
>KACHOW!
I want to draw some waifus, nyone want their waifu drawn?
Calamity-masu'd
School in an hour or so.
![Kirino [329].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FnXjdiG.jpg "Kirino [329].jpg")
>>700788843 NEET
Yeah, BMX bike, I used to ride everyday, but I got a flat and just haven't bothered to fix it. Stupid, I know, but I just haven't really had much time during the day.
>Small ass town
Well, I live rurally, and there is a small little town quite close to where I live, and so I basically just work there at a supermarket.
Ah well, I hope it works out for you man. Not sure on where you live, but the minimum wage in Aus is $17, which is pretty sweet.
>>700788859 Sando
Oreimo, same show that Kirino is from.
I'll be off tonight, laters.
>>700789275
Me please! Here's a reference
>>700789091
kekeke, you had me going pinko
how was your month?
>>700789082
I can't watch it now, in a public place
I'll check it out in private later though, a character that cute will make me watch it anyway
>>700789053
I was about to ask, her eyes look like Kirino and Ruri
She's very pretty, the girls in that show are.
I'll be watching it soon.
Your name rings a huge bell though, did I meet you before I left for saudi?
>>700789286
nobody asked you faggot
sleep tight tho, seeya tomorrow
>>700789275
Omg please me. I can't draw and I NEED drawings mate. Please!
>>700789275
Draw mine, if you will please.
>>700789341
Will do, just give me a moment and I will have it done for you
>>700789352
I will get to you right after karen
>>700788859 (Karen)
Yeah, but now that I think about it, I should be normally be waking up at around 6 o'clock.
>>700789184
>ayase
More like trash claiming thread amirite, desu?
>>700789394
>
>>700789407
Thanks friend, feel free to skip me.
>>700789413
Should or shouldn't? Why lol
>>700789302
Roxy > Jade.
>>700789286
Glad I know what I am now, and REALLY?!!
They want me to work for like 9.50 an hour in one place, highest I've seen has been 10 dollars. Plus I live in a small mountain town in Colorado
>>700789352
>Mavis
Trash claiming thread confirmed, desu
Put this shit in the anime thread
>>700789431
Fuck off megumin. Your Waifu is flat and stupid. She is a stupid-head. Also, you get rejected because you smell horrible in real life.
>>700789496
you can keep her
I find roxy annoying
>>700789341
I don't believe so, I'm relatively new to /waifu/ so I've only really become acquainted with six-or-so people, is nice to meet you though
>>700789431
>right-click OP picture
>google image search
>"ore no imouto ga konnani kawaii wake ga nai ayase"
>right-click your (trash) picture
>google image search
>"anime"
checkmate, atheists
>>700789341
Good that you'll give it a try, it has no real story to it and is pretty much based on just randomness so I hope you like something like that
>>700789550
>trash claiming thread confirmed
>posts megumeme
kek
>>700789286
byeo byeo
>>700789275
me pls
>>700789341
i like i have my yellowos going
My month has been okay for the most part
how was isis?
>>700789431
fuck off mi liu
>>700789611
why am I so brilliant at forgetting to attach pictures
>>700789581
lol.
>>700789642
Fuck can't really insult Mugi desu
>>700789650
Nou desu
>>700789677
You share a common trait with you're waifu desu
Being stupid as fuck desu
![Ayase [17].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SuwmTkF.jpg "Ayase [17].jpg")
>>700789776
quiet, you're waifu a shit
>>700789642
your waifu a cute
>>700789677
*pat*
don't worry fam, we're all retarded here.
>>700789611
Make it seven or so then
nice to meet you too, where are you from?
I'm from Lebanon
>>700789626
>no story
>randomness
>cute girls
so kin iro mosaic basically
I'm so down for some of that, yo
>>700789650
Glad to be back fam, Isis was pretty good. I sat in my room all day, played games, chatted with people and downloaded animes. I'm gonna watch a lot of shit now that I'm back to shit internet.
Oh and I jacked off, a lot.
nsfw boards were blocked there so I didnt get to post and tor and proxies weren't helping :(
For the most part? What happened?
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>700789581
I'm going to go for a while. Have other shit I want to do right now, and laying in bed is only going to make me eventually go to sleep.
Doll claimed.
Dentists are evil creatures.
>>700790101
This is true, they put things in your mouth and give you drugs
like alley pirates, but in coats
Got a tooth removed? Cleaning?
>>700790077
hi hi
kill self
New here fam.
Maki a best.
Yuno claim
Nice and clean edition
>inb4 cute
This thread is cancer, get a life fags
>>700790186
Hello welcome to faghotville! Nice to meet you! I'm going to bed now.
>>700789996
Aww yeah another person that will soon watch what I have now spent a third of my time rewatching as well as spent that time grinning at the screen like a fucking retard just for this girl and her alone
>>700790186
Hello newmaki, how are you?
>>700790212
Welcome back, I'm an elitist nice to meet you
>>700790306
where can I buy one?
I've been looking for so long
>>700790324
That girls seems worth grinning at a screen for
It'll be a while though, internet here a shit and I have a 40GB data cap every month
Well technically its 80GB but it's a little frustrating anyway
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>700790101
Hello Doll
>>700790178
Go back and finish your suicide bombing.
Hubster. My girlhood trembles.
>>700789776
meguMEAN cunt
>>700789996
sounds nice
>Oh and I jacked off, a lot.
we talking about mugi level here?
>nsfw boards were blocked there so I didnt get to post and tor and proxies weren't helping :(
just nsfw boards?
>For the most part? What happened?
Nothing new
Just lots of boredom
>>700790212
so we erp now yes?
>>700790324
>a third of my time rewatching
How many times does that mean you have rewatched it?
>>700789996
Never met anyone from Lebanon, do you enjoy it there, and would you consider it a safe place? Media has me not knowing what to believe.
Oh, and I'm from Australia
>>700790186
Hello!
>>700790505
I did my suicide bombing and survived, so they kicked me out of Isis
What do?
>>700789493
Should. It's just that I take more work orders during the summer, and there have been times where I had to work for 3 days straight. It's not a good feeling.
>>700789275
Ay can you do husbandos too?
Claiming Felix
>>700790426
Yep, and das ok I understand. I do wanna know what you think when you do watch it though.
>>700790178
Well they do make you say arrrr.
It was just a checkup, which turned into a clean, which then turned into a filling. My teeth feel twice as fucked up now.
>>700790186
Ay another Maki, how're you doing?
>>700790505
Hey Syndra, how's things?
>>700790426
I've heard about you
Elitists aren't wanted here
But I can make an exception for you~
>>700790566
Ofc cutie
Show me those nice feet
>>700789275
Can I get a draw please?
Kuroneko is my one true Waifu
>>700790566
wanna erp o:
>>700790583
Here you go!
I hope it is good enough
I can colour it if you would like
>>700790794
Nice feet
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>700790583
kill self
>>700790695
As usual, i only just woke up with nothing to do.
Karen!
>>700790835
Nice!!!! Me next please!
>>700790835
Hey that's actually real good! Can you add me to the list if it's not too much trouble?
>>700791028
Fair enough. What time is it where you are?
>>700791112
Already workin on it :3
>>700791126
Sure thing
>>700790566
Well I did jack off like 1-2 times a day, somtimes more
I went to the doctor to see if I had ADD or anything similar and he diagnosed me with chronic masturbation and identity crisis, kek
Was a good day
The nsfw boards were blocked to stop porn leaking, cause like the idea is you should fap to not be sexually frustrated, not to be a degenerate. You don't need porn to do that.
Fuck that though I'm a degenerate :^)
>>700790579
>Australia
STRAYA CUNT
Nice though, we got a few straya posters here too.
Lebanon is a safe place for now, not all parts of it but I would say as safe if not safer than the parts of europe the refugees are in.
Some suicide bombings every few months but that's because all of the shit going on now.
>>700790586
Fucking hell that sounds rough. At least the money is good, yes?
>>700790647
Glad to hear that, but you still didn't tell me her name!
I'll let you know what I thought, if it's moe I will probably like it though, I'm that kind of guy that turn his brain off and watch anything.
>>700790695
Oh no, I hope it passes very soon, dude.
You said you were a brit, yes? Do you work?
>>700790698
>heard about you
Nice things I hope! I don't really know what you think an elitist or whatever is but I like to post in threads and talk to people, was just in saudi arabia so the nsfw boards were blocked.
How are you doing?
>>700790835
Amazing! Thank you so much
Can you give me your name? Whatever you signed it with? It's very pretty, thank you.
I'd like it if you could color, but you really don't have to if you want to draw other waifus
You really nailed the hair.
>>700791096
Cat thing!
>>700791028
I see how it is :c
>>700790307
C-can I stay here in faghotville?
>>700790426
I'm doing good. How about yourself?
>>700790579
Hi there!
>>700790695
I'm doing good. Are you a Maki friend?
>>700791112
all done! I'm really proud of this one, I got it pretty photo-realistic
>>700791220
I see her buttcheek!
Doing fine, at dad's office waiting for him to finish working so we can go get some food and do stuff
>>700791284
nice.
>>700791211
Oh I'm sorry I thought I did hehe, her name is Yasuna Oribe
>>700791284
You will always be a nigger.
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>700791126
2pm
>>700791211
I was just kidding bup
Yea shino really likes you
Sucks man well welcome back any case
I'm doing good what about you?
>>700791220
Hey new guy
Whats up
>>700791211
Thanks for the kind words! I will return to add colour once I finish the other waifus.
My name is Sherlock... dont know why my parents decided to name me that...
This is NOT copypasta. I repeat NOT copypasta.
I know coming to /b/ for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends.
Let me start from the beginning, I am 18 and my sister is 21. I just finished high school and my sister is home from college. I guess this year her grades started slipping or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her college for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with girls before, but my sister blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my sister and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my sister has more experience and it felt so fucking good.
Here's the dilemma - after making out, Karen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my pants down. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Jordan, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my sister is a hottie and I always wished that she wasn't my sister. I've even gone as far as to fap to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be brother and sister. I really need this because I feel like shit right now and our parents won't be back till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.
I pretty much just fucked my sister. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my sister. My question, /b/, is WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they fuck their sisters?
Pic very related; that's Karen.
![Ayase [20].png](https://i.imgur.com/divZTqy.png "Ayase [20].png")
>>700791409
S-sorry mavis
>>700791211
>1-2 times a day
I'm disappointed.
>>700791494
Oh I can't stay mad at you!
>>700791463
shit tier meme
2/10
>>700790698
>>700790794
>>700790792
yeah bb
>>700790794
nice feet
>>700791211
only 1-2 times a day
what kind of pleb are you :^)
how can you be in isis and not be a degenerate?
>>700791211
Yep, dentist free for a few months at least now.
Yeah I'm a Brit. I don't work at the moment though, I'm a student. Need to find something part time soon or I'll have to start eating myself. Your from Lebanon right? What's it like over there?
>>700791187
Cheers.
>>700791220
Good good. Yeah there's a regular Maki claimer around here I usually talk to. Gotta say Maki is top tier. Yuou up to much anyway?
>>700791481
>>700791411
That's pretty late to wake up, had a long night?
>>700791345
I-is this more conservative for you?
I hope you get some good food!
>>700791437
Hi there Yuno friend. Yuno's a qt3.14.
I sat down after classes, and somehow its 8am now. So not very much. What about you?
I realize that most of you have ether forgotten what /waifu/ is or are simply newfags who don't know.
/waifu/ is not where we make posts talking about our personal lives and our problems...we're not your fucking livejournal
/waifu/ is not some place where we giggle at memes....we're not fucking YTMND
/waifu/ is not some place where we make confessions we're not fucking grouphug
/waifu/ is not some place where we find pictures on other websites and post them here ...we're not fucking ebaumsworld
/waifu/ is not some site where we go to jerk off to hentai pics....we're not fucking aerisdies
/waify/ is not some place that you go to, to get someone to hack your girlfriend's e-mail account because shes cheating on you for the 15th time...we're not your fucking personal army
/waifu/ is not some place you go to ask for help with a personal problem, we're not your fucking psychologist
/waifu/ isn't some place you go to trash talk other people you'll never meet simply because its an anonymous board with "no rules" and you can get away with it with out any repercussion...we're not a fucking group of internet tough guys
/waifu/ is not NICE
so /waifu/....what IS /waifu/...i want to see how long it takes for someone to get it.
>>700791798
>forgetting the pic
I should probably sleep.
>>700791700
Not much, just sitting around. Maybe I'll do something today.
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
>>700791700
Yes, i was here until 7 or 8 am but then i found myself sleeping on my keyboard and decided actually go to bed.
>>700791868
/waifu/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
/waifu/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
/waifu/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
/waifu/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
/waifu/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
/waifu/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
/waifu/ is one who first introduced you to Goatse.
/waifu/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
/waifu/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
/waifu/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
/waifu/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, /waifu/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /waifu/ called for you.
/waifu/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
/waifu/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the adviser.
/Waifu/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
/waifu/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
/waifu/ is the voice in your head that tells you thatit doesn't matter if she's drunk.
/waifu/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
/waifu/ is the only one whounderstands what the hell you saying.
/waifu/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
/waifu/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
/waifu/ is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.
/waifu/ is the pleasure you feel guilty of when you tried playing with your anus during masturbation.
/waifu/ is wonderful.
How is everyone today!?
Inaba Claimed
Something came up and I'm slightly busy now, apologies.
>>700791868
/waifu/ is a meme
>>700791211
Yeah, the pay is good. The work orders pay out either a fixed amount, by the hour, or both. Average pay for a work order is around $275-300. The only problem is that we sometimes don't get paid on time.
https://youtu.be/kERdRMkMWU0
Goddamn Youtube and Rammstein dont mix.
>>700791931
Ah a lazy day then. Got any ideas?
>>700791966
Yeah sounds like me the night before last. Felt like a zombie the entire day after.
>>700792247
What do you work as? That pay sounds pretty good, other than the delays.
>>700792261
Tuka Luna Marceau > Rory "Worst girl" Macoroy
>>700792538
A contractor.
>I've said this a whole bunch, I'm not quite too sure how it hasn't stuck.
>>700789275
Can you draw Cirno for me?
I'd be happy with either lewdz or non-lewdz.
If non-lewd, can she be wearing moe glasses, sitting at a small table (like at an outdoor café), and eating ice cream with one hand, while holding her head up wit the other?
(or any combination of these effects)
If lewd, can she be laying down on something, fingering herself, with ice cream inside her pussy, and an ice cream bowl to her side, missing the contents she stuffed in herself?
(Or some combination of these effects)
The only part of this that is most important is that she is profusely red in the cheeks and looks like she's having an orgasm (maybe bent legs or something, like that kinda leg twitch, y'know?)
BONUS POINTS, if also includes a side-panel with an X-ray of the ice cream in her pussy, preferably side-view, so I can see the melting dessert stuff all the way up to her cervix.
(will add a similar image next post)
>>700791987
>>700791868
Waifu is laifu
>>700791798
>>700791931
I like a little buttcheek
Keep it under control though! Don't whore your waifu.
>>700791700
It's pretty chill, shit internet but great people. Backwards in tech and stuff like that, making it work somehow. Goverment is garbo but the economy is good. Money is flowing but not to the right places cause of corruption.
You can't even start a new internet company because there's two that control the prices and are backed by the government.
Oh and sorry I forgot you told me you were a physics major.
>>700791676
I would say I'm pretty degenerate considering some of the stuff I jack it to, nice ohayo.
>>700791502
Sorry fam, it just happened
>>700791463
invent a time machine and stop yourself.
Karen a pure
>>700791445
no shit Sherlock
I bet you hear this joke every day, kek.
For real though, that's a cool ass name. An honor to be drawn by you! I appreciate it very much either way, where are you from? Britain?
>>700791437
Kek, alrighty
Shino is a pretty cool guy, makes great looking food and seems pretty fun. I like him a lot too.
I'm doing pretty fine, just worried seeing my dad getting stressed, besides that I'm gucci. Where are you from? You work or study?
>>700792247
300 dollars? Holy shit dude, nice.
How many work orders can you complete in how much time?
>>700792001
Hello! I am doing fine, how about you?
I'm Karen, nice to meet you
>>700792759
>
>>700792867
>tfw Karen wall
>>700792867
>considering some of the stuff I jack it to
example pls?
>>700792856
oh yes, and... obviously, Cirno claimed
One of my favorite parts of this, other than how she obviously love it, is the fact that her clit even looks a little cold, so it's kinda just pointed out from her lips.
Y'know?
Although, if you lewd her and make her fingering herself, that's kinda unnecessary; it wouldn't make sense, because her fingers are over her clit. but you know... small details really do me good.
>>700792971
gore :^)
>>700792882
Shopped
Also fucking normie
Only casuals like Macoroy
Helllooooo everyone~
>who wants a hug?
>>700792937
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR THE LONGEST FUCKING MONTH YES
I woke up in
A burned out basement
Sleeping with
Metal hands
In a spirit ditch.
>>700793014
i was expecting loli :^)
>>700793051
Prinzzzzzzzz
>tight hugs
wanna rp?
>>700793051
>
>>700792971
just guro and stuff like that, not really too far overboard but I'm pretty sure I'm a degenerate by normie standards
Anybody want to ERP? :^)
>>700793173
>i was expecting loli :^)
No.
Never lolis, no children.
>>700793186
You masturbate to death and mutilation?
>>700793229
No, now quit asking.
>>700793054
Was it just a month? It felt much longer.
>>700793229
Be my anon-waifu and I will let you give me a ERP feet massage.
>>700791868
What is this art style called?
Is it Cubism?
Seems a little plain for Cubism, though.
I wanna know what search term I'd use for it.
>>700793229
feed me memes and ill ERP
>>700793246
so i can have all the lolis for myself?
>>700792937
>tfw favorite elitist post
<3
>>700793173
Sachiiiiiiiii~ (I think)
>hugs back
no
>>700793186
>
>>700792867
That also depends on how many other techs are on the site, so probably 2-3 orders a day.
>>700792856
>>700793004
O.o ummmm
>>700792867
I'd rather not say where I am from or it might threaten my anonymity, sowwy
>>700792538
Well I should probably apply to some jobs, and do some reading before my 3pm class that I have for the day. Who knows after that. What are you going to do with your day?
>>700792867
>Keep it under control though! Don't whore your waifu.
Roger that!
>>700793419
>O.o ummmm
(or some combination of those effects)
:-)
Or just a chibi. That's fine, too. I just figure if someone's willing, lemme try and get something that's hard to find.
>>700793416
>(I think)
who else could it be
>no
But hugging is rp
>tighter hugs
>>700793081
https://youtu.be/RrxePKps87k
>>700793384
>tfw sample of such a good pic
>>700793328
No, that isn't Cubism. Cubism is a kind of art that is marked by the breaking of traditional perspective in favor of a single cohesive image from multiple different perspectives. For example, this painting by Georges Braque, one of the founders (along with Pablo Picasso) of Cubism.
>>700793303
It was too long, Homura chan. We need to get back to our regularly scheduled erp session
Did you get your license yet?
>>700793328
I think it's called minimalist
>>700793297
Ehm, not really? Kinda like the pain or whatever. But if it gets too much like just guts and stuff where the person isn't recognizable anymore it's not my thing. Asphyxiation is nice too.
>>700793494
I approve of this chibi, newmaki, cute>lewd
Where are you from? why'd you decide to start posting?
>>700793419
Understandable! If you wanna chat about anything I'm right here whenever you are.
>>700793417
So you get something like 900 dollars a day on a good day? Are you rolling in cash?
Send me internets :(
>>700793416
This is the first time we talk to each other in thread since you dropped me on my first day here.
Feel my pain you monster
>>700793384
Graffy?
>>700793357
The lolis belong to no-one, begone!
>>700793328
You're thinking of minimalism.
>>700793690
I know of Nick Cave. I am not the biggest fan of his.
>>700793798
So murder, but not over the top violent murder? Like, you'd fuck a dead body, but not if it was eviscerated?
>>700793814
Are you Fool? Peter Lorre? Eric?
>>700793698
Yeah, I've seen stuff like that before. That's why the image seemed a little too plain above.
However, I can't think of something that the pic would be called. It seemed Cubist to me, mainly because there's no actual person in the pic, just a bunch of polygons thrown together with their sides erased, to MAKE the person.
Or maybe I'm looking at this weird as fuck... possibly being a bit defensive, too.
Either way, can you tell me what it IS called?
Or does it not have a name?
:-)
>>700793798
but i want my lolis
i won't go until i get them dess
>>700793621
No clue
>but hugging is ERP
True
>>700793798
sorry I didnt see your message that time ;w;
I'm gonna try and get like an hour or two of sleep in before I have to be "productive" member of society, see you all then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCSn4LVsR0o&index=6&list=LLqNaaRq3p9TqblI04NPPkKg
>>700793949
so wanna go further? :^)
>>700793812
>>700793798
>minimalist
>minimalism.
Thanks, I'll have to check it out.
>>700793798
Fuck wrong pic idk why i have graf and prinz
>>700793693
thats my favorite elitist!
>>700793798
I honestly miss league too, it was nice when we were playing it somewhat daily.
>and your voice
Not yet, there is only one instructor in my town and she had a two week vacations. She is back and I have 12 out of the 30 classes done, might get more than those 30 if I don't feel experienced enough yet but so far it's going smooth.
Driving is getting really enjoyable even tho I get distracted easily.
>>700793998
wanna erp o:
Is mavis still around?
I finished, so who was next?
>>700793798
Eastern US. I started posting because I was bored tbh. I haven't even been on /b/ for a few years, and I decided to come see what was happening. I don't even remember seeing these threads.
Where are you from anon?
>>700789184
most based woman in manga
>>700794170
Cirno???
:-)
also, will you do lewds or only non-lewds?
>>700793814
I am reminded of his vocal style by you is all.
>>700794170
May as well put myself up there.
>>700794129
What did I just write?
>>700794021
no
>>700794062
Oh hey lettuce
>good job
>inb4 you switch to graf
>>700794263
I've never really tried lewds, but if you really want me to, I will.
>>700794278
Sure thing, Rory
>>700793812
That isn't minimalism either. Minimalism is a form of abstract painting and sculpture marked by simple repetition and the paring down of all elements until just solid flat colors and geometric shapes are left. Do you see how overly complicated that image is? In advertising Minimalism as a design principle would remove all that excessive detail. For example look at Apple's ads for the iPod, featuring a black silhouette of a figure with a solid white form for the iPod and a solid simple color for the background.
>>700793894
I am fool.
>>700793942
It's not Minimalism either. It's too showy and clogged with unnecessary detail to be Minimalist.
>>700794278
What do you mean?
>>700794282
i can make your produce kids, kouhai
>>700794372
come on bb
>>700794418
awesome, I'd appreciate it very much
Thanks
So, here's the posts again, to make it easier to reference:
>>700792856
>>700793004
Sorry for late replies.
>>700792816
Oh fair enough, sorry I've probably seen you say before, but my memories awful.
>>700792867
Ah sounds alright then, only really heard of it before, didn't know what it's like. Our economy's in a weird place at the moment with the EU exit, but hopefully it should recover at some point. Our govern tends to look for excuses to spy a lot, so that's always fun.
Yeah, you're business right?
>>700793051
Hugz 4 thugz
>>700793494
Probably just sort out some small jobs
>>700793883
Not really, it's the pain as edgy as that sounds, just someone being scared or in pain is a turn on.
I wouldn't fuck a dead body.
>>700794031
Enjoy!
Why does Cirno say Eye?
>>700793947
You can't get the lolis
the lolis are free spirits meant to spread cute and happiness
>>700793998
>productive
ew
Good luck though little dude, sleep tight and seeya later.
>>700794062
Are you the lettuce prinz? Hi hi!
>>700794095
>your voice
and your sexy tracksuit accent
I need it, Homura
I need to hear it again.
I want you to whisper "missing middle" in my ear and tell me that the dragon is up.
We will do it though, I promise.
It's once per day for the classes?
>>700794170
Amazing drawing again, Sherlock. Really nice. You're very talented, you use a pad?
>>700794217
I'm from Lebanon, this place is a really nice community, there's the occasional drama but you're better off just ignoring it and talking to the people you like. We have another Maki here but he doesn't mind. As long as you keep your filenames like that we can tell you apart.
>>700794421
It's nice to see you again.
Either way I think he just wants the term to search for the art with, not what true minamalism is, but today I learned.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Te33JWOlFNI
>>700794421
>It's not Minimalism either. It's too showy and clogged with unnecessary detail to be Minimalist.
oh... hmmm.
well, I actually found a few good unrelated hentai pics when I looked up minimalism, so feel free to drop a few more art style names for good luck ;-P
>>700794525
I'll try my best
>>700794568
I use a samsung tablet, it is really easy to use because I can draw directly on the screen.
>>700794483
I....I don't even know where to begin
>>700794568
kek you think I'll really be productive
either way night forreals
>>700794568
So you would torture someone?
I'm a stickler for art history terms. I'm a painter, I am protective of my precious art history. I am the same. Always always the same.
>>700794642
How terrible.
>>700794568
>Why does Cirno say Eye?
It's like an English transliteration of something.
She's not ACTUALLY saying "Eye" -> 目（め）. She's saying "I" in a cutesy, childish way. Instead of "[W]atashi" （私「わたし」）, she's saying "Atai" （あたい）
あたいたら最強ね！(I am the Strongest), but since it's so cutesy and childish the way she says it, in English they try to represent it by saying "Eye"
>>700794644
Thanks! I'll be waiting! :-)
>>700794512
no
>>700794536
>tight hugs
Im the biggest thug here then!
>>700794568
>tfw ignored
larsen is my husbando <3
jack tack snalla, helvete lars!
>>700794568
>your sexy tracksuit accent
kek, that one that sometimes not even I can understand while watching gameplay we record?
And no, you will never ever see me in a tracksuit, I wear whatever is as discreet as possible, like a shirt and a hoodie most of the time.
>missing middle
I'm retarded enough to call 'champion missing' instead of 'lane missing'. Looking forward for the next chance to see you getting fed as Fiora and failing to carry because 'someone' fed their Akali.
>It's once per day for the classes?
I try to but it's only one instructor and tons of people getting their license. I've been getting in average 3 classes per week.
>>700794568
but how can i be happy if i don't have any lolis
>>700794483
what about me :o
>>700794962
fine just more hugs then?
>hugs
>>700794568
Cool. Maki friends are always the best posters. I'll try to keep the filenames how they are if I keep posting.
>>700794536
What kind of jobs?
>>700793798
It's my money, you can't have any~
>>700794536
It's fine.
>>700795060
I need to stop forgetting these files.
Three of my hissers keep bullying the fourth one. I'm tempted to move the poor little guy into his own tank to get him away from them.
>>700794170
I'm still up for it.
>>700794962
>Pic related
How are you Prinz?
>>700795060
Just odd ones that need doing, like cleaning and shopping, the stuff you usually forget about til it's too late.
>>700794536
>EU Exit
>pic related
I got like ten of these, kek. Pretty good.
Yep yep, business. Shit's gonna get hectic in the next few days and I'll be running around all over the place getting my papers sorted and documents verified.
Something keeping you busy?
>>700794723
night night forreal
>>700794875
I wouldn't, but I would enjoy it if I ever had to. Do you know what I mean? I know it's wrong so I wouldn't do it, but if I had to do it I would love it.
Hopefully you're doing a bit better.
>>700794906
Oho, thanks. I always wondered.
>>700793949
Oh sorry for the late reply I didn't see your message
:^)
>>700795024
It's a rough accent and a Y E S
>fiora
>carrying
you said it yourself, susi carries and I get first blood, kek. Nothing more.
You don't have an assigned time? You gotta go and hope the instructor is available?
>>700795050
You have to find true happiness, without the lolis.
>>700795213
Save him Fool, save him!
>>700795092
Rip, I just wanted some internets fam.
You down to watch kinmoza movie with me and Shino when it comes out? I'm gonna save my phone's data for that day
>>700794170
I was on the list too
>>700795225
I'm doing well, just playing some OW games. Yourself?
>>700795391
oh wow :^)
>>700795060
Yep yep, especially this maki, you'll love him, he's a really chill guy.
Do you work or study?
>>700795391
but lolis are true happiness
>>700795391
I don't know what you mean. I would not do something I am morally opposed to. Better isn't always doing well.
I'll have to get a new food and water dish for him and a bark for him to crawl on and hide under.
Jesus fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sujLQVw2tts
Kachiga!
![Ayase [2].png](https://i.imgur.com/U4UWyFd.png "Ayase [2].png")
>>700795641
Kachow?
>>700795689
KACHOW!
>>700795391
Why wouldn't I? Again, it's not S3, but it's still something.
>Phone data.
Are you unable to use a computer for watching the stream?
>>700795391
>Cirno here
Just posting a pic I thought you might like, in response to that one
>>700795567
That's problematic, but to keep him alive and happy, yes?
Also I mean the pain or fear of a person is pretty exciting, even though I wouldn't want to do it to someone, I find it nice anyway.
>>700795749
Internet speed is pretty garbo, much slower than the phone data. Like 100-200 kbps tops on a good day, not enough to stream.
phone does 1 or 1.5 mbps I think.
>>700795813
I appreciate this very much, thank you Cirno!
>>700795391
>It's a rough accent and a Y E S
It's not that rough, but it's sharpened by autism and rhotacism.
>You gotta go and hope the instructor is available?
She has like 6 different 1 hour slots a day to give driving practice, since I'm a NEET I just fit into whatever is empty. Usually we schedule the next class at the end of each class.
If she is completely busy on the days ahead we just let it go for a while, she has my number and we can schedule it later.
On top of those driving practice classes she also has to give 2 traffic code classes a day.
>susi carries and I get first blood
She might have some sort of early game spike but Fiora was bad and blizz made her worse. Still fun I guess but Fiora needs to outplay a lot to actually perform well. A Fiora that isn't getting outplayed but also doesn't outplay is dead weight for her team.
![Ayase [KACHOW!].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OuIGj7B.jpg "Ayase [KACHOW!].jpg")
>>700795735
KACHOW!
>>700795391
Kek, she does have the jacket for it. Shocked everyone a bit I think. It is what it is though.
Ha that's pretty much the same for me. Gotta re-register and all sorts. No matter how many things I file I always end up losing something important.
Just on a bit of a road trip at the moment, a little distracted admittedly.
>>700795489
Ooo who're you playing?
I'm alright myself, can't wait to get home and play some myself.
>>700795978
You got it! KACHOW!
>>700795940
It's to keep him happy and healthy, yes. I love my babies and try to take good care of them. I am not willing to cause pain or fear in another person.
New thread:
>>700796209
Kys weebs
