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Kinda feel like drinking until I pass out again.
But I should exercise.
But I dont want to exercise.
>>700785049
Exercise is probably better. It's beneficial, unlike drinking.
>>700785049
Society says you should support the Man.
But I prefer to stick it to him.
So I stick it to him. Because what I want supercedes what society wants.
>>700785109
But then I remember exercising wont get me laid because I cant get laid. So why exercise.
>>700785199
But will drinking get you laid?
>>700785234
No, but it's easier.
>>700785328
Depends on the person. Plenty of lifters don't drink at all.
>>700785234
No, but ill feel better.
>>700785411
Then do that.
>>700785369
And I'm neither a drinker nor a lifter.
Unless you're talking World of Tanks.
Then I carry.
>>700785446
Wrong kind of lifting, m8.
>>700785438
Yeah I guess ill do that.
>>700785577
Will you share with me? I'll give you some weed in return.
>>700785328
Listen man, drinking is easier but you'll just be avoiding the inevitable. Go lifting, it'll make you feel better. I used to drink for the same reasons but these days i'm trying to exercise instead
>>700785615
I dont like weed, it gives me anxiety.
>>700785698
What strains have you tried? One guy here earlier was saying that sativa makes him paranoid, but indica is fine.
Sup
>>700785636
And yet you state no reasons for or against either of those.
0/10 are you even trying to convince anybody
>>700785800
Not much. Just bored. You?
>>700785863
Kinda high, and thought about dropping in and chatting with you guys!
>>700785751
I have tried both. One gives me a paranoid feeling like a bomb could explode by me any second and the other makes me feel like im drowning.
>>700785931
Cool man. That makes two of us.
>>700785944
Well that sucks. But I guess it's for the better.
>>700785805
I prefer people find out themselves which will suite them. But I can name one. Alcohol is very powerful anti- testosterone chemical. It makes you depressed and insecure but lifting makes quite the opposite
>>700785979
Sweet!
Having a good time?
>>700785979
I rather drink.
>>700786076
Meh. Can't feel much right now. But I'm not as pissed off as I was earlier, so that's cool.
>>700786018
>he doesn't want to be depressed and insecure
>>700785800
Is this your actual starter pic?
ssshiiittttttt~!
>>700786120
That's chill as fuck man, you should be high more often!
>>700786139
Lol I wish
>>700786269
Post your starter or specify that you don't have one
>>700786269
I guess. But I'll have to ask around if I want to get more. My friend gave me this stuff a year because he didn't care, and I didn't either until recently. But I think I know a guy.
>>700786298
>>700786313
You too faggot
>>700786351
Aye aye, Cap'n.
>>700786298
I dont use starters
>>700786313
Friend gave me a spare nug
>>700786394
That's cool, dude.
>>700786127
I don't know what you were hoping to accomplish by that but I still think lifting is better than telling yourself that drinking will somehow solve your problems.
I didn't start lifting to feel alpha but to feel good and be less anxioux and bored, which inactivity will always give me. The feeling of being able to overcome anyone came with it and it feels better than eating pizza for my hangover.
It sounds to me you've already made your choice and sorry for trying to help you.
>>700786370
try again
>>700786394
Okay. I'll put you in as no intro.
>>700786438
Hey, what you up to currently?
>>700786526
If you want a pic for that thing, use the black and white one.
I just pic a random one when i start posting
>>700786526
That's my new starter. And it's not so new since I've been using it for like a year now.
>>700786612
Listening to music and eating. May watch a movie or something in a minute.
You?
>>700786664
Listening to music i dont listen to normally and eating modified chex mix!
>>700786724
Cool. Whatcha listening to?
>>700786767
Jace Everett's Bad Things on loop
He looks really hot in the video
I am so ashamed
>>700786834
Hah, nice.
>>700786612
No, unless you use a starter as standard, it makes no sense to have you listed as no-intro.
You'll still be in the collage, but you just won't have an intro pic next to your name.
>>700786630
Never seen it.
I'll save it once I actually see it around...
>>700786928
Should I use it as a starter from now on or nah?
>>700786963
>Never seen it.
I may have passed out on my couch. I'm properly off to bed now. Wrap your wounds if they're physical dash. Have a good night alex. I don't really know you well sylas. But you seem ok.
>>700784617
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>>700787041
Later Mousman!
Take care!
>>700787114
Butts are better
>>700787041
>Wrap your wounds if they're physical
Clever.
Night, Mous.
>>700787114
No, kill yourself.
>>700787039
>>700787003
That's up to you.
If you make it a point to use a starter pic as standard, and I see it around a lot, then I'll make it a point to save it.
>>700787157
Looks like I got a new starter
>>700787153
Just as good
>>700787155
>liking skellingtons
>>700787215
There is no hurry.
Just make sure you come to sfur at least 15 times and post your starter at the start of every thread by 24 august.
>>700787307
No, faggot. I just don't like fat bitches. I like fit bitches.
>>700787395
Actually sounds like more like fun than a requirement.
You guys are pretty chill
Or at least while I'm listening to country.
>>700787437
>liking muscle
>aka testosterone
>aka men
>aka cocks
>aka cum
You're a faggot anon.
Thick =/= Fat, You must be a permavirgin who is fat and wants a strong man-bitch to dominate you.
G R O S S
>>700787523
I jest of course.
I'm not even sure I'll be doing the damn collage.
I've been sitting on it since early last year.
>>700787618
You make those collages?
>>700787613
>fat
No. And you're still a faggot for liking fat chicks. The only places women should have fat are their tits and ass. And yes, I do want to be dominated by a stronk grill, and preferably about 7' and has a 12" cock. That's not gay either.
>>700787703
Shibari is great
>>700787751
Dash you're kinda hot btw
>>700787775
Thank you.
>>700787751
Good fucking lord.
"I want a cock but it's not gay"
You are in denial kid.
>>700787675
One of them, any way.
This is the most recent version.
And it is dated 31st May 2014.
There have been 2 eras of sfur since then.
It is about time a new one came up.
>>700787804
Liking cocks isn't gay, faggot. It's manly as fuck. Cum is a great source of protein and testosterone. That ain't gay, nigger.
>>700787804
He's kinda right
There is gayness to it but I know I'm bi :^)
>>700787842
Quite a few great people there, but, where did Gears go?
>>700787881
Oh, hot
>>700787898
Not as hot as you bb ;)
>>700787927
I always thought you were straight with homo urges
But you come off as a little more bi than i thought
Which is also noted
Fat girls are gross.
>>700787775
yeh
>>700787842
There aren't that many posters around anymore. At least that I know, of I can count:
Neocount
Dash
You
Me
Gears
Artyom
Shark
Sylas
Charles
and I think that's it. Oh, and frank I guess. But he doesn't NS, and is a shitposter. Besides, didn't he get fucked way more than me with this whole phone block deal?
>>700788007
I am the former, I just have a very gay sense of humor.
>>700788020
Eben, Ruski (sometimes), 8bit the other day, and I think Filenames still hang around.
>>700788075
I love it
>>700788131
And I love you <3
>>700787842
Doesnt kurfy have AIDS?
>>700787898
Gears still comes once in a while.
He will be in the new collage, if any.
>>700788020
I haven't seen Artyom in months.
Whether there's a lot of people is irrelevant. I'll slowly build up a list of people who have been around.
Even if it comes out to just a dozen, then a dozen-man collage it is. At least we'll know that we can expect each other to be around here at some time.
>>700788131
Files is still around, but he's in stealth mode. Also harpo is around a bit. Mew is currently MIA, because brofags don't die.
>>700788189
Does he? He know he's gay as fuck, but that would be kind of unfortunate.
>>700788203
Artyom was here no more than a week ago.
>>700788189
Kurfy wanted to become a gay porn actor is all I know.
I won't be surprised if he has AIDS tho.
>>700788184
Homo <3
>>700788203
I have been wanting to say hello to him for a while.
Radzyn and Gerald too.
>>700788238
Oh man I forgot about harpo, seen mew a couple times tho.
>>700788258
Laughed
>>700788247
*I know
>>700788320
Only a little bit. And it's just for you.
>>700788247
Everything in life is ohwell or whatever.
>>700788258
Thought someone said he had AIDS once when brought up.
>>700788320
Radzyn could be dead for all I care.
Gerald still comes here once every few days. Probably every day and I don't know it.
I say he's about as active as I am.
>>700788365
You lie
But it makes me feel special
For the record I'm kinda homo towards you too
>>700788454
Aw, that's sweet. But you're definitely not the first to say that.
>>700788502
You do have a pretty cute body, so i wouldnt doubt it
That and rabbit guy's thirst lmao
>>700788567
I really don't think it's all that great, but eh, whatever.
And I think Rabbie doesn't like me anymore because I jokingly proclaimed my love for Draka.
>>700788649
Hahahahaha!
You'd think yourself to be an uglier one, but then someone says they wanna suck you off and it adds to your day
>>700788753
Can't say that's happened to me, but I have flirted with one guy before. I'm sure if we get to know each other better he might do that. Dude is definitely at least bi.
>>700788816
i didnt chat with the wrong person, did I?
>>700788918
Huh?
>>700788961
>Flirting with guys
>>700789116
Well I didn't actually try to. I'm bored so I'm going to make it into a little story.
So I have a friend who is a legit autist, and dude is alright. I went to his house a few months ago, and met his cousin. I immediately had a crush on him because he's so much like me in terms of personality. He also goes to /g/, /f/, and /pol/, and I'm certain he's gay or bi. Went back over there a few weeks ago and aspie, his cousin and I were all talking. I was joking around and called his cousin a skinny, beta fuckboy, and he said he's actually gained weight over the summer. I said "you look fine to me" and he said "aww", but I didn't really mean it that way. Aspie wasn't paying an attention asked, "what, did you call him cute?" and I said no, then looked over and said "you're cute anon". It was interesting, I guess. He's a cool dude, and I still kinda have a crush on him.
captcha lord keep right
>>700789568
Do you want to fuck him or get fucked by him?
Also post a pic of him
This good?
>>700789728
No, but I fantasized about it the whole time. Next time I go over there I'm going to flirt with him for real and see how he responds.
Don't have any pics of him. I may get some depending on how it turns out though.
>>700789568
faggot
>>700789815
Sorry, I'm tired and can't read.
Yes, I totally wouldn't mind either.
>>700789846
Only a little bit.
>>700789815
Fantasized about both?
That's kinda hot actually.
>>700789899
I still do sometimes.
>>700789930
Oh yeah; How do you like your men?
>>700789568
If he browses /g/ he is gay.
It's ya boy furfag frank.
Stealing wifi is a bitch, and most public places block 4chan. Too poor atm to buy a pasta. Will see about buggig some plebbitors about one.
Btw, if octaguy is here, you are right. Lunesta is the shit.
>>700790006
I definitely prefer femboys, but I don't mind slightly muscular either. Muscular guys are okay, but I don't really find bodybuilder guys attractive. I dont care much for aesthetics and low body fat. I like actually strong guys, and slightly high body fat.
>>700790115
I figured he was gay for browsing /fa/. He's a skinny twink.
By the way, that's what I mean earlier. /fa/, not /f/.
>>700790177
Hey Frank, how's it going?
Needs more buff solo chicks
>>700790202
I knew a guy in Engineering who watched fashion shows. Victoria's secret and shit.
Was the kind of person who knows about motor vehicles, but only from a consumer perspective, not from an engineering one.
He seemed too immature to have any sexual profile. We never levelled with each other.
>>700790177
Ayy Franku pie
How is night going?
>>700790202
Oh man, curvy femboys that look pic relate are the best
Thicc thighs are great
(He doesnt have the thickest tho)
>>700790253
Its getting harder to post on my phone. My apartment doesn't have power atm. And my normalfag bro is asleep.
Also I've got 150$ now. These bills are fucking me hard. Luckily my insurance covrlered these dank ass pills.
>>700790313
For once I can actually fulfill a request.
This is my waifu Hopey.
>>700790374
Now that's gay as fuck. But I don't mean that kind of /fa/, I mean the aspie kind. But he's not aspie, just a faggot for liking /g/.
>>700790408
Man, I love big legs. My IRL husbando has the best legs.
>>700790419
Well that sucks, but having money at all is good.
>>700790408
Running low on memes. I saved a dub get wolf but I think it'd fucking broken. I've posted it six times, with no fucking gets. Anf the last post was an off by ine pents.
>>700790501
Butts are best
>>700790558
No memes?
No dreams.
>>700790627
Butts are pretty nice. I like nice, muscular butts.
>>700790578
If I can't ever let that thing break my pelvis in raw, bone shattering, pretty much murder sex
...
>>700790501
/g/ is just consumer trash cancer.
Any real talk of actual technology has gone to /diy/.
Though I still go to /g/, but with a massive filter that hides about 130 threads at any given time.
>>700790658
I like the ones that have some jiggle to them.
Bubble butt i believe.
