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Human grill waifu claiming thread!

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not /b/
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them

Best robot claimed
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>>700780240
Ya. On the error, it read 80%, but I've not seen it go past 50% on the resource monitor. It's frustrating.
Always with the maybes.
Bronco. Real old one. You saw the pics, right?
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>>700780684

Why the fuck are you making this when there already is one.
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still here


and


>>700780622
no jenny i meant like they wanted to go from the start.
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Alright guys last one of the night
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>goodnight, see you tomorrow
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I claim Kaori. Please nobody sexually assault her, or crush her to death
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Claiming Felix
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>>700780771
Are you retarded? or are you just a newfag? there's a thing called an image cap
>>700780828
woof woof~
>>700780838
as in volunteer? sure! i'd take 'em.
>>700780867
[CRUSHING INTENSIFIES]
>>700780677
at last someone noticed my glory
>you need 11 of them
Unless you want retarded teammates yeah. And about the door thing, Blizzard obviously added alternate exits for a reason! once you have a pointed under your control obviously players are gonna camp at the ship entrance.
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>>700780771
The other one hit image limit.
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>>700780056
I have screenshots that say otherwise <3 but hey calm down love, you've never been worth my time enough to think twice about the things you spout off daily.

>>700780240
It'll finally be fun again. I can't wait..

Time to focus on fire emblem.
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>>700780684
>>700780756
>>700780790
>>700780828
>>700780838
>>700780859
>>700780867


Hi there! your waifu is great. let's be friends! reply to this post please! also vote mavis 2016.
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Claimed.
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>>700780933
yeah that would probably be best
>>700781029
nice mavis, hows the cult?
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What are the points of these THREADS?
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>>700780933
:(
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Iowa claimed

Things seem to be goin a bit slow but without further ado whats up my dudes

>>700781114
Talk to other anons about shit.
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>>700781114
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Doll claimed and off to the dentist. See you all in a bit.

>>700780756
I have no idea about that ha.
Maybe that's the case :^)
Yep I did, no wonder it chews through them, but still.

>>700780933
You check my trips, I check yours.
Exactly, and that is what you don't want. To be honest you can't blame the AI too much for that, most human players are too stupid to figure that out sometimes, myself included.

>>700780994
Already read some guy bitching about it in the forums.
Still need to get awakening.

>>700781275
HIowa
BIowa
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>>700781029
are you high? or did you have a change of heart?
>>700781112
better than kidnapping. but i doubt anyone would actually volunteer

by the way, does anyone remember a post from a while ago that an agnry holo/horo that followed roughly like this
>>700781114
to shitpost and circlejerk
>>700781217
:)
>>700781275
see two posts above
>>700781350
see you doll!

>y r there these wifu threds 4chin is 4 anonymous hacks n rads not silly wifu!!!!!!

just wondering because that was acutally me making an ironic shitpost. ths was before i started posting here
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>>700780994

>Calm down, love.

You're cringing me to death, honestly.
Keep being a sheep.
Not going to a discord channel because you're so full of shit?
If I wasn't any "worth" your time, why did you mention my name?
I'm pretty calm, I don't care about internet beef.

>>700780933
Hey Jenny.
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>>700781394
i fucked that up sorry.

by the way, does anyone remember a post from a while ago that an agnry holo/horo that followed roughly like this

>y r there these wifu threds 4chin is 4 anonymous hacks n rads not silly wifu!!!!!!

just wondering because that was acutally me making an ironic shitpost. ths was before i started posting here

>>700781426
hey there doggo. What you up to?
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>>700781350
Maybe you'll have fun with the tooth drilling. :^)
Later Doll!
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>>700781394
someone out there likes that stuff,
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>>700781275
>>700781394
Thank you for answering I feel accomplished now
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>>700781480
true, but what are the chances of finding two girls just like the one in the pic that are into that stuff?
>>700781515
you're welcome love.
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>>700781426
Okay n_n then we can end this here. I don't have time for your drama, sorry.

>>700781350
Best of luck out there, don't freak out and you'll be fine!
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>>700781112

must obey.... must obey.....

one of us one of us one of us

>>700781394
not particularly, i just like attention. i really couldn't give a shit about anything honestly. i'm an attention whore.
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>>700781633
i dont know 7 billion people though
>>700781692
so well huh
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>>700781350
Hey dollface Ah leaving right when I get here huh? I get it. Hope it goes well!

>>700781394
We shitposting again?

>>700781515
You're welcome bud.
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>>700781671

>I don't have time for your drama, sorry

Then stop bringing my name up. I get that you like to share your steam, your life, your stupidity in the threads, but please, stop playing the victim.

>>700781476

Just listening to music, how about you?
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>>700781515
You can claim Yasuna if she's your waifu.
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>>700781855
well then i guess i'll just go back to kidnapping then.
>>700781863
if you consider this to be shitposting then yeah
>>700781865
listenign to music, messing around in sketchup and waiting for the overwatch PTR to install. anything interesting been happening?
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>>700782054
I guess I shall contribute and call claims on her, since in all honesty she rules my life
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Claiming best spider
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>>700782092

She looks like shit getting a rocker in her butt.
Yes, many intresting things.
You bought OW?
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>>700782092
Well all your posts are shitposts :^) but I'm joking. Whats up?

>>700782231
Then I take it you're going to try out the thread or whats up my man
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>>700781865
I was just explaining why i dislike discord because of people talking behind my back like you, not like i ever enjoy having to think of you anyways but lol whatever you say love. See ya!
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>>700782282
she is pretty cool
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>>700782296
yeah, the only thing i've been playing recently.
>>700782335
music, sketchup and PTR downloads.
>>700782282
best blowjobs betty

PTR is done and i just realized I've been here almost 3 hours. bye
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>>700782335
Might as well try, though I'll probably lurk around more to see things and engage if need be and such
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>>700782374

I never talked shit behind your back. If I said something, it was something I've already said to you.

You're dull and gullible.

>>700782490

Why don't you get a girlfriend?
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>>700782490
Sounds nice. What's sketchup? I'd do the PTR but I don't know if I want to download the same game twice and I'm pretty content with live aside from the bumbling autist that is genji. I'd only want PTR for Eichenwalde

>>700782536
Up to you bud. If you wanna lurk to see how things are go ahead. Just know that it doesn't seem like alot of anons are on right now
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I want Palutena to crush my head.
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>gamble in payday 2 offshore account shit
>get a hoxton reborn mask, twice


Now I have five of them

I'm contemplating suicide right now tbh
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>>700782836
That's ok I shall learn from the little resource of people we have
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claimed
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>>700783638
noice
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aryan jimmy claimed
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>>700783122
It's all good! Just this is pretty slow especially for a night thread and not a whole lot of conversation.Give it a shot when ya feel like it bud
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>>700783638
MH fag?
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>>700783793
DELET THIS
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>>700783851
no, mcqueen has been played too much he needs a rest
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>>700783910
i dont like you
>KACHOW
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>>700783987
im sorry mcqueen please don't hate me i wanna be friends
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>land ahoy!
>kachow!
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>>700784078
i bet you dont have sweet gains bro
>KACHIGA
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the full yonko team has assembled, everyone.
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>>700783720
>>700783851
>>700783987
>>700784138
>>700784157

I'M LEARNING SO MUCH
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>This thread
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>>700784439
Alright fine

If you wont let me into Yonko I will take away all of Yonko using some tnt

You have only 6 seconds to accept me as an official Yonko member or there will be no Yonko ever again
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/waifu/ help me, I think I'm becoming a heretic

I see good potential waifu material and can't help but consider: what if my waifu isn't best waifu?
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>>700784439
>>700784583
too late faggot

goodbye

>>700784647
die in a fire

this one
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>>700784493
threads dead around this time usually, but yes your LEARNING TOO MUCH LIKE YOUR GETTING TAUGHT BY A GENIUS

>>700784647
yours was never the best to begin with you monster
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>>700784493
KACHOW
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>>700784845
>tfw you will never kachiga
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>>700784493
THERE IS NOTHING TO BE LEARNED FROM ADVANCED SHITPOSTING

>>700784647
If you want to switch waifus go ahead man. True heresy is having multiple waifus at one time or constantly switching
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>>700784896
kachiga nigga
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>>700784774
GOD HATH SHINE DOWN UPON ME IN KNOWLEDGE

>>700784647
But imagine what it would be like if you told your waifu she wasn't best to her face, how would that make her feel? Why would you betray the only one that for so long you called waifu?
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>>700784845
I got Kachow'd my life is complete
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>you will never cosplay at a con with Chicken Little, Lighting McQueen and Otis

why live
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>>700785026
i would say there may be better waifus out there but i chose her for a reason
>>700785116
i wish i got kachow'd too but life amirite
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>>700784774
Where's the
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
rule ;-;

Before I become a full heretic, I need to know. Is there a regular who claims the beautiful pic related?

>>700784944
o-okay

>>700785026
But imagine if I told pic related that they're my waifu? If I told my current waifu she wasn't bestfu it'd be devastating, but I think the two would cancel each other out and I'd just be left a happy man with a cute waifu
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>>700785278
you get a kachiga

not as good so you might as well die
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>>700785342
wow rood
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>>700785381
be happy you atleast got one

>angery KACHIGA
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>>700785312
i lurk alot so i don't post waifu

>>700784944
i guess im nearing the point of no return for hereticity(is that the right word)

>>700785342
i know it's not as good as the other guys but i am happy my hero noticed me in a somewhat positve way
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>>700785486
im sorry mcqueen

>sad kachiga
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>>700785312
I mean, that's like walking up to your best friend and saying you suck ass at being a best friend but we're still friends right? I mean that's how I interpret it at least

>>700785278
You should always hold your waifu in high regard, why claim something then say there's better things of it?
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>>700785608
its ok i forgive you
have a
>KACHOW
to cheer you up
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>>700785757
your waifu a cute
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>>700785785
thank you mcqeen i feel a lot better now

>KACHOW!
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>>700785897
thats good sunny
you look good in that pic some may say
you look
>KACHOWABLE
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>>700785897
When are you gonna make more videos, JonTron?
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>>700786023
i seem to have misplaced picture
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>>700785665
i admit the flaws of what i like if they ask me but i will still like them in my eyes they will always be the best

>>700785757
thats a nice pic
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>>700786033
sometime soon maybe

>>700786023
thanks
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>>700786104
I...I guess
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>>700786292
why the smug
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>>700786292
wanna erp
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>>700786242
its okay son

>>700786292
dont guess

KACHOW
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>>700786411
ask me please
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>>700786474
no thanks
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>>700786104
Thank you Anon, shame I can't say the same about you.
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>>700786332
Just different viewpoints

>>700786411
Um sure, a little new soo yeaaa
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>>700786532
wanna erp?
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>>700786588
Okay, senpai~
*hugs you*
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>>700786524
that's okay, don't be shy

toadfish says "gee, this sweltering australian heat is really getting to my head" as he removes his pantsu
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>>700786588
lightning mcqueen says:
only faggots erp
you not a faggot are you son?
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>>700786532
your welcome and ik, who knows i might start showing my waifu so i can get compliments in return
>>700786588
ok just felt like you though you won in some way idk.

anyways I'm done for tonight
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>>700786592
Nah, gotta hang on to the last bit of dignity I have.
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>>700786641
I'm...I'm a senpai? Alright, well what's your name little anon? What do you like to do for fun?
*huggles*
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>Kachow
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>>700786703
Too late
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>>700786785
some people call me discount klonata o:
*i lick the back of your ear*
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>>700786869
>Kachiga
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>>700780684
boop beep
>>700786869
a cute
>>700786889
discount klonata :o
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>>700786785
you can call me the toadster-chan, and I'm up for anything desu
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>>700786906
>Cancer
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>>700786957
fuck off o:
>>700786954
rollio:
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>>700786981
>Tumor
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>>700786906
>KACHOW
muh sekrit identity

>>700786954
No
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>>700787006
don't like mullets desu? that's okay, lou-senpai here can fix that

now, would you like to commence sex?
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>>700787040
memes
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>>700786889
Ohh ok I see, well if you wanna lick my ear let me just move a bit it actually felt pretty good
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>>700787117
Yes
>>700787006
olillor
>>700787040
>Memelords
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>>700786957
I don't know if I should laugh or be afraid if you're gonna rape me, you look like that type
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>>700787149
*i press my lips to yours, your breath smells of cake*
>>700787202
rell o:
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>>700787128
>>700787202
Maymay

>>700787117
supper sekrit
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bowl of ramen claimed
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>>700786474
>>700786687
>>700786957
>>700787123

Oh god

>I think I picked the wrong time to pop by, but muh Ayase
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>>700787271
I see where this is going...I like it
*Slowly tugs you in closer making it last longer*
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>>700787374
Ayase a generic animoo grill
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>>700787490
Holy fuck, this is /waifu/ not a cringe thread.
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>>700787573
Wanna ERP? :^)
>>
Good morning guys
Anything else than erp and shit posts going on here
>Why even ask?
How's everyone doing?
>>
>>700787490
*as we suck face my hand reaches down and grope your butt*
>>700787573
i'm bored o:
>>700787616
exactly so quit posting your waifu
>>700787669
wanna erp :^)
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>>700787573
It's five in the morning and there's nothing else to do, there something you suggest we do?
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>>700787755
Masturbate.
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>>700787785
don't fucking TEST me!
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>>700787755
Have a normal conversation?
or this >>700787785

>>700787779
I'll get the noose.
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>>700787288
vine compilation
>>700787639
yeah bb hit me up on telegram
>>700787669
morning discount tsundere~chan
wanna erp?
>>700787720
when do we erp? :o
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>>700787819
Sorry.

>>700787779
Gagged a little.
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>>700787639
yes desu, the theme is protein powder

*i stand naked in the mirror flexing my muscular australian body, tanned by the southern sun*

*thinks to self* gee, if I keep working out at this rate, my muscles will be REALLY BIG desu

*speaks to self* i need my muscle dust! it is called PROTEIN POWDER

>btw everyone please join in my ERP with cute anime girl desu
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>>700787720
Wow, you go some tiny hands there, it's like I'm being groped by a tiny fairy
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>>700787862
Alright I'm on it fam :ok_hand:
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>>700787720
Sorry I got someone else
>>700787862
Hey bully-san
>My phone now recognises this as a word
Ofc I do
>>
>>700787785
You act like that I haven't already done that today

>>700787836
I could, do you wanna talk?
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>>700787490
>>700787720
>>700787889

pic related
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>>700788051
I masturbated at least 4 times yesterday. Why can't you do it more than once?
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>>700788072
>Ayase (6).gif
>pic related
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>>700788051
Why not.
What have you been up to today?
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Yo, how's everyone doing?
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>>700787936
:good_shit:
>>700788072
pic related
>>700788156
only 4 times?
pleb
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>>700788072
I cannot confirm nor deny that accusation
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>>700788223
Fake and gay
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>>700788168
>gif related?
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>>700788273
Dude what? Real Karen, I'm the real one fam
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>>700788156
I can only work up so much at a time and it's a chore at some points

>>700788197
Well so far I've just been wasting my life away here, along with debating if I should have a normal sleep pattern. How bout yourself?
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>>700788252
No.

>>700788227
Keep in mind I said "at least".

>>700788356
Oh, I see.
>>
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>>700788287
>Ayase (2).gif
>Ayase

>pic related
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I just came here for my blowjob desss
>>700788404
how many have you gone today?
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>>700788356
Ayo, neet? I'm Karen
Who's your waifu?
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Well thread is kinda lame right now
>Inb4 elitist
I'm gonna shower so you guys have fun erping
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>>700788356
Sounds pretty normal from most people here.
Many people have fucked up sleep patterns, and you'll probably meet those people if you stick around
Just hanging around, work, should really get to fixing my bike at some point.

You have a job? Or the NEET life?
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>>700788418
>speigel

your waifu a shit
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>>700788461
Fake ass nigga
this one is love karen 5
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I think it's a little early for me to be up, but I can probably manage for another hour until I'm fully awake.

>>700788223
Meh, I'm like half awake, half asleep rn.
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>>700788461
>at least 4.
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>>700788527
He's not my waifu
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>>700788404
It's hard knock life ya know

>>700788487
I remember watching your show, I thoroughly enjoyed it and Yasuna Oribe
>>
>>700788626
Yeah yeah
>>
>>700788498
elitist
you said you would erp with me
>>700788550
No u dess
>>700788579
discount filenames
>>700788606
i need a specific number
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>>700788626
You got good taste dude
your waifu a cute, what show is she from?
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>>700788614
right, husbando, my bad

your husbando a shit
>>
>>700788727
Not my husbando either
Just a reaction pic at your generic waifu
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>>700788700
Like 7 maybe?
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>>700788523
That's good to note, and I see... a bike, haven't touched one of those is a long ass time. As for a job I'm trying to get one, but living in a small ass town it's hard and if you do get one it sucks ass for pay since there's already a fuck ton of people working there. So I'm teetering you could say
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>>700788700
Nice to see you too, Mi Liu

>>700788579
Yo Laura, just woke up?

>>700788727
Cute waifu, what show?
also hi
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>>700788712
Prove your Karen!
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>>700788700
Sachii plz.
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>>700788700
That's my pic you cunt
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Late claim

Calamity-masu'd
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>>700788863
Here you go kek
Also everyone knows I don't erp
>>
>>700788859
Thats not Mi
That's Sachii
>>
I am in the drawing mood. Anyone want their waifu drawn? (I will try my best)
>>
>>700788951
Nice to see you anyway, your month been okay?

>Karen
>>
>>700788837
>Doesn't have pink hair, red eyes, one arm and over-the-top hair
>generic

try harder speigel, post your waifu/husbando if you insist he isn't

>>700788859
Oriemo, and hello! How was your day?
>>
>>700788712
Thank you, and she's from Kill Me Baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6PEsesuQXE

can't find the opening so here's the ending
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>>700788859
so once every like 3 hours?
>>700788859
>Mi Liu
is that what i am to you yellowo?
>>700788882
>>700788951
fuck off mi liu
>>
>>700789091
Yes
>>
anyone baking or should i? :o
>>
>>>700789184
>>
>>700789191
Im baking desu
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>>700789248
your a minute too late dess
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>>700789290
>>
>>700789287
You didn't link it
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