Ask a guy that used to be a hitman for a NYC crime family anything.(Within reason)
>>700779278
Just because you are a DJ (former DJ) that played hits, don't call yourself a "hitman." It's a bad play on words and it does not have the effect on everyone else that it had in your head.
Pretty strong skepticism, but what the hell.. I'll play along.
How much is the usual charge? What affects the price?
>>700779408
No, I killed people.
can you put me in contact with some people? i want to start my criminal career.
i'm pretty much like tom hardy in the drop tbh.
>>700779278
How many people did you kill?
What was the average pay per head?
Have you ever shat yourself on the job? ei; waiting for a target?
>>700779450
Price depends on the mark. if it was in their own family usually 10K to 15K. Bosses and higher made men depending on location 30K to 50K
think the jets can make the playoffs this year?
>>700779543
17. Usually 20K to 25K
>>700779546
I shit myself once in New Jersey when the cops let the dog on me and I still had the gun in my pants.
>>700779608
No.
>>700779278
How did you get into this profession?
Was it pure coincedence or did you want to become a hitman?
>>700779801
Two guys in a night club jumped a guy and I jumped in to help him, I crushed a guys head while kicking him when he hit the floor. We became friends, I did not know he was "connected"
preferred tool/means of dispatch?
do you have to get a new one for each job?
does that come out of your end?
>>70077980After about a year and half of hanging with him they seen I was just a ruthless fuck and did not take shit from anyone. Asked me one day if I wanted to make a little extra money.
Howd you get started
OP is a lying faggot. Also have some nice OC as this is now a banana thread!
Why quit?
Do you have a barcode on your head?
Is your favourite number 47?
>>700780224
I'd rather have a lying faggot thread than that newfag cancer you little cock muncher.
>>700779278
What's your favorite furniture ?
>>700780078
It is better to have your own shit and get it yourself, hammers, bats, dog chains, I used it all.
>>700780173
Seems sketchy but who cares..
What was your first hit? How did it go down?
Did you have any worries? Also did you follow some kind of codex meaning not killing children or women or some shit?
>>700780320
I like old stuff, anything Victorian.
>>700780365
So they just saw you kill someone and said, "wanna make money for doing that"
>>700780314
Excuse me it took me 8 minutes to make that pic, i dont have photoshop but i have an app called paintbook have more wizard!
>>700780406
The first one was guy that had supposedly cut off another guys finger for money he owed. It was the nephew of a made guy. I killed him in a strip club bathroom with a 12 inch dog collar.
>>700779278
How big is your cock? Cut or uncut?
>>700780314
Have more wizard art faggot, i don't have photoshop but i have a app called paintbook
>>700780314
agreed
You should be a butterfly.
Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.
>>700780473
No, it was my not giving a fuck attitude and not saying anything about who I was with when I went to jail for the night club beating.
>>700780631
7 3/4 cut
>>700779527
edgy
WIZARD POWERS ACTIVATE!
>>700779527
Most of the guys I knew are dead or in prison.
>>700779278
Down for another job? 20k since this is a 4chan faggot.
>>700780521
>>700780650
>>700780224
>>700779278
goriest hit
and the cleanest hit
you've ever done
>>700780908
All I need is a picture and an address.
>>700779278
there is no such thing as "used to be a hitman" also if you were in the family, you would know better than post this shit on the internet.
>>700780960
I was not in the family I am white. Most guys in that line of work were outsiders, specifically after Gotti took over one family
Can you give us any sort of proof without blowing your cover or something?
>>700781092
my father was white, in south jersey in 1960 and was connected. and gotti was north jersey and ny. you need to stop.
>>700780951
Cleanest.....syringe of fluid from a puffer fish sac
goriest.......beat a guy to death with bumper jack
>>700781257
What does that have to do with anything?
>>700781257
stop it we're having fun.
>>700781334
Tell us a bit about your OPSEC. How did you evade LE?
>>700779278
When you say "hitman"...do you actually mean 42 year old virgin who lives in his mama's basement?
>>700781406
you need to stop posting.
>>700781419
New York was rough in those days, 70% of all violent crime in the city was unsolved. Honestly the cops never looked that hard for people like me, they just wanted to bring the families. Dead guys were one last person they had to investigate. Not to mention I seen tons of cops on the take.
>>700781492
Yep, my 3400 sqft basement.
>>700781636
Okay. What about cleanup? It sounds like you just left them. Also, ever kill a cop?
If someone asks you to kill him, please don't. Do it, he's my hero and role moddle. Ever since my dad starting beating me a few years ago i cried in my room everynight and always wished that roman could beat him up. Since school started back up my first project was to do powerpoint on a hero of yours and to also write a paper. I chose Roman cuz hes cool and badass and gets mega pussy like me and my crush (:
pics or it didn't happen. Even if it did no one would've cared anyway. No matter if you're missing, dead, unrecognizeable, friendly, & retarded. No one would've cared. I hope you keep doing what you doing cause it helps us not give a single fuck.
>>700781760
No cops, cleaning up a scene is a no no. You are more likely to leave more clues trying to clean than just walking away.
>>700781709
your basement is larger than 90% of the homes in Britan? Your chin beard must be huge.
>>700779278
Do Jews run the world?
>>700780528
any codex?
did u ever regret something?
you sound like a fucking edge lord man
Did you ever turn down a job? If so, why?
Kill more
If someone rolls quads, will you kill trump?
>>700781946
You don't tell people like that no
>>700782024
how did u stop then?
>>700781946
b/c he's stuck in his huge totally made up unbelievably sized basement.
>>700781888
That is because you are a britfag and I am an amrifag
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh niggers
>>700779278
>NYC crime family
Name?
>>700782062Like I said, most of the guys I knew are dead or in prison.
Did you ever think about the fact that they might have families and stuff like that?
>>700782110
Clinton
>>700782110
Um, no
>>700781709
3400 sqft and yet never leaves his 10X10 bedroom.
So sad.
>>700782180
When you enter that life you accept the fact that one day your best friend might shoot you in the face.
When someone tells you to kill yourself, do you give them a price estimate?
Do you use guns or use a bow and arrow?
>>700782185
Hey you narrowed it down to two rare execution methods. How often do you think those have popped up in the last 50 years?
>>700782249
That sounds hard...
>>700782268
Sure
>>700782162
So you're gonna get some calls once the ones in jail get out?
>>700782303
Who cares, they are not looking for me. The head has been cut off the snake.
Were you originally a plumber from brooklyn?
>>700782392
That would be stupid. I don't care if you believe me.
You ever feel conflicted over the kind of people you serviced? Like protecting human traffickers and shit?
>>700782249
No remorse?
>>700782392
I never understood who dubs guy was, is he Mike Myers or something?
>>700782476
Not really, that was not really a big part of their game. There were a couple individuals that did shit like that but was not the family standard.
OP, why didn't you post on reddit where AMAs are accepted there, why 4chan of all places?
>>700782486
Nope.
>>700782565
Would it have mattered if it was?
>>700782616
I don't know what that is
Wanna have buttsex?
>>700782650
Not really.
Do you have a SO?
>>700782618
Sounds like a role model to me :D
Did you become a hitman because grandpa wop marlon brando touched your dick?
>>700779278
What's it like lying about things on the internet?
>>700782674
Only if your cock is short and skinny
>>700782663
Why 4chan? Why us m8?
>>700782721
I am white
>>700782518
Patrick Bateman from American Psycho
If you go onto youtube and even just type american psycho check em you'll see the scene
>>700779278
Why did you choose to do an AMA on a site for edgy teenagers?
>>700782721
Are you gonna take that, OP? Do a freebie, just for us.
>>700782774
Do you masturbate to Abe Vigoda movies?
>>700782704
How willing would you be to stick to your crew? Just a job or brotherhood til the end?
Would you stick around if they got in a fight with Russian mob? What if local authorities decide to quit fucking around and start sweeping you with an overwhelming militarized force inclined to shoot on sight? Where's the line for your loyalty? And at what point do they just overall decide to cut their losses and set up shop elsewhere?
>>700782764
Because we are all Anon
>>700782472
Hm seem like a 18 year old whos watched the Godfather and the Deer Hunter and the richard kuklinski documentarys too many times.
Have fun anyway
>>700782778
Who and what?
>>700782249
you sound like a fucking tryhard
i think youre just a liar
Did they usually put up a fight or did they tend to kind of just accept it?
>>700782845
I was not in the family so I had no loyalty. My only loyalty was keeping my mouth shut so i did not end up face first in the river.
>>700782854
You would need vpn to be anon...
>>700783005
That last question pertains more to your employer than to you. From what you can tell, how would they respond? Run to another jurisdiction?
>>700783029
I have a vpn, proxy server, and run TOR
>>700782925
The actors name is Patrick Bateman he's the dubs guy and he's from a movie called "American Psycho"
>>700783089
Sounds safe
>>700782854
Is that why we cant have accounts and usernames?
>>700783029
A VPN is a red herring. The only real bonus is it lets you route traffic through a jurisdiction of choice. It's encrypted between your VPN provider and you, but beyond that it's not, and whether they trace it back to your ISP or to your VPN provider doesn't really matter.in terms of tracking.
>>700779927
>Two guys in a night club jumped a guy and I jumped in to help him, I crushed a guys head while kicking him when he hit the floor.
how did you not get arrested?
>>700779458
You may have been very good at DJing but again, when you use the word "killing" to describe the effect of your excellent DJ skills has on your audience, it just perpetuates the corny and confusing "hit man" pun from the original post.
What was the youngest person you killed? Do you have any regrets?
FREEZE THIS IS THE FBI!
>>700783081
usually families don't fight other foreign families. If something happens that needs taken care of it is usually done in house. Like if an Italian guy killed a guy from Russian mob, depending on his stature, there would be a sit down to figure out how to proceed. More than likely the Italian family would kill the guy for them just to keep things between them from heating up, or they would give the guy to them.
>>700783204
He even went to prison, continue reading...
>>700783089
Inb4 OP uses HideMyAss and gets caught
>>700779278
Were you ever concerned about forensics/fingerprints/dna?
I jused to live with a hitgirl. She gave me some pretty interesting observations on the different reactions of the guilty and the innocent... have u made any such observations sir?
>>700783204
I did get arrested read the posts
>>700779278
bahahaha unless you're shoplifting as a career with a million offenses or you're shoplifting thousands of dollars at a time, you won't end up in prison for it, possibly county jail, they may not charge you at all because it costs more to do the paperwork with the police than if they just give you a stern warning and move on. lol at getting prison raped cause you stole a bottle of sprite or something
I've actually been caught shoplifting 3 times in my life and none of them has even bothered to charge me, certainly none of them has resulted in going to a state pen.
>>700783369
You sound ghetto as fuck
>>700783300
No, this was in the 80s. That shit was weak then
>>700783304
I'm interested in this.
>>700783477
i did grow up poor, and so i took the things I wanted. Big deal, when I finally started making some serious money I stopped. Fuck giant corporations with fifty thousand outlets though, I still feel fine with letting them subsidize my upbringing.
>>700783304
I don't care what they did or if they did it. I was paid to do a job.
>>700779278
Do black lives matter?
So when did you retire OP?
>>700783926
No lives matter to me.
>>700783848
You're fucking over the wage slaves when they get reprimanded though
>>700783962
1993
>>700783975
even yours ?
Ever kill a black dude?
What about women? You kill them?
Children?
I am assuming you dumped the gun after a couple/each hit or switched barrels.. whatever. Did you ever get overly attached to a particular gun? As in, did you ever go to greater lengths than you should have to keep a gun?
>>700784019
Nope, not really.
>>700784080
Nope
>>700784093
No, never used the same twice. A screwdriver in the barrel and push up and twist about 8 to 10 times will make testing it useless even if they find it.
>>700784093
Reason I'm asking is I was a merc after the army tour, and I dropped my favourite sidearm during a.. dance. Still feel stupid for risking my ass and takin a bullet to the shin when I ran over to get them. It was my tools, you know? Ever feel like that?
>>700782110
Gambino
Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>700784346
There are a lot of guys that way. The only difference is you don't have 30,000 cops looking for your gun.
>>700783926
How about a child's
>>700784360
I am not giving information into the family I worked for.
>>700784531
Not really
>>700779408
Your comment is a bad play on words and it does not have the effect on everyone else that it had in your head.
>>700783855
My girl didnt care much either. Howdya think she came to make observations on the reactions of the guilty (killers) and the innocent (all others in her fucked up world)? She said that when they realized the game was up they would react in distinct manners...
As to faggot calling me ghetto... being a lowlevel international gangster does not make one ghetto. I haff afraids of the ghetto.
>>700784602
That's kind of sad...
I mean you have to care if a cute kitten dies, come on!
>>700784554
No, but I know you worked for them, since you said Gotti. I don't care about information, I was answering another anon who kept asking you about who you worked for.
>>700784684
innocent people usually beg, guilty ones just get this blank look on their face and their eyes usually go to the floor after taking a deep breath.
How was Murder Inc, you kike bastard. Since, Gambinos only used them for hits.
Did you ever kill someone for disrespecting yo mama's ragu?
>>700784773
I never said I worked for Gotti. Gotti is the one that kicked the whole thing off.
>>700784111
>>700784945
OK, so DeCavalcante or Genovese, my bad.
>>700784925
Yep, with a fishing rod.
>>700785176
Nope
Why do you choose to lie on an internet message board?
How often were you raped in prison?
When'sa your Dolmio day?
>>700785176
Bullshit, it's one of those if you were Jersey. "I'm not associated but I did shit in Jersey."
>>700785249
Never been to prison
>>700785238
Yeah, quit lying. Young just salty, someone dissed your mama's ragu at the Club 15.
>>700785391
How often were you raped by your father?
>>700785482
You're*
>>700785490
Once, he whipped me for skipping school. He was a tough irishman who thought kids were spoiled. He also touched my kid brother Mike, whose in a wheelchair.
>>700785482
I said the family was from NYC, I said I was in Jersey once doing a job and the cops set the dog on me. read before you talk shit pissant.
How I feel right now!
>>700785661
Alright faggot
Bonanno.
Colombo.
Lucchese.
Which one nigger?
>>700785822
You got it right in that post
What's your favorite vidya OP?
Favorite fetish?
Favorite pokemon?
Who did you work for, Spaghetti or Tagliatelle? Don't tell me it was the Ravioli twins!
This Italian mf'er thinks he could take out us niggas, I swear you come to Bed-Stuy you'd get stomped son. Rikers all day son.
>>700785720
fml
>>700785955
Midget Asian
Char
>>700779458
I laughed so hard- completely surprised me.
Thanks, Mr. Hitman.
Do you get used to killing?
>>700785908
Alright, phew, glad I narro
narrowed it down to 3. Since you were paid poorly, obviously it was the Columbo family.
>>700785963
How far the guidos have fallen
>>700785984
I am not Italian. I would peel your skin off with a butter knife and make you watch your friend eat every fucking piece.
>>700786102
he's a skinhead irish buttercup
What's the best time to kill someone? I mean should you do it when they're at home or when they're at work?
Also is it easy to just kill someone? They never see it coming?
How's the Jersey Shore, Pauly D?
Did you know you've been replaced by Russians and Tong gangsters.
>>700779631
I'm pretty sure the amounts are pitifully smaller, and you've outed yourself as a fake with your exaggerated figures.
>>700786060
yes and no. Yes it's not as hardcore as the first time, but I still know it's a human life- but it's easier to push that fact to the back of my head.
>>700786102
Bruh, you don't get it. Fuckin Nation of Islam would fuck you up. We strapped
>>700786141
most of them never see it coming. do it where there are tons of witnesses. by the time the cops get done with everyone's story they are so confused they will never find you.
>>700786260
>strapped
With what, pamphlets?
>>700786265
kek... love this thread
>>700786260
Fuck you, you pussies can't fight. That is why you faggots blow shit up.
>>700779278
Average cost per job?
>>700786300
Bruh, oh my god due, you don't get it, we ran out Italian fools like you. Blacks will conquer the Earth, we true kings.
>>700786265
"Ma'am tell me what you saw?"
"Yes officer, it was a pale faggot, wants to be Irish because he can't tan"
"Sounds just like OP!"
>>700786349
you can fight 5 people, whn you are really good, but you can blow up dozens at once- and no comig back from being flying pieces.
>>700786365
Maybe the gay clubs.
>>700786349
Yeeee OK Wop, you'd be shittin them drawers in the projects homie
>>700786365
Not OP. Still, kek. I guess we'll have to wait until Yakub is hovering a mothership over my city.
>>700786413
I swear nigga, come to Long Island son, the sticks
>>700786445
I killed motherfuckers in the projects. Bunch of scared little pussies. To kill off the niggers we just gave them dope and them sell it to their own people. Ignorant fuck, the only people holding black people down are other black people.
>>700786482
Nation of Islam and Israelites together to rid the devil.
>>700786519
LMAO, Long Island....mother fucker I RAN Long Island.
>>700786539
Nigga, this ain't the fuckin 80s, we got AKs, we packin, armored up
>>700786578
I'm glad to see you're getting along at least. That's a rare opportunity for the jews, good for them.
>>700786619
What was you PB, did you do 10k, 5k?
>>700785617
Thats how Mikey learned to watch the sauce (you gotta keep stirring or it sticks)
>>700786663
You would cross the street to avoid me if you seen me coming pussy.
>>700786619
Yea I bet from ya basement, nigga frontin on line thinkin he smart, bruh can't even say what crew he is.
>>700786688
Dub dubs, this question needs answers
>>700786729
I don't speak nigger gibberish.
>>700786716
Yeah you crackas do the same, gang of niggas and u run scared, same in little Italy, we run tht shit
>>700786821
dude stop its so fake im getting second hand cringe from ur bs
This thread is getting out of hand, so I'll ask a question.
What kind of clothing did you wear "to work"?
>>700786820
WHAT. FUCKIN. CREW. ARE. YOU. FROM. CRACKA. Shit you wops ain't smart.
>>700786820
"I question the veracity of your asserted history; here is a man posturing a certain status of excellence, regaling tales of his fortitude, yet he could not enumerate his employers."
>>700786898
ITT 13 year old acting like nigs
>>700786821
I'm certified, just cuz you on here thinking you run the world, don't mean a real negro can't get on as well. OP a joke, been watching scarface and shit.
>>700786983
Me an my niggas we ballin
i laughed when i saw a thread where killers yell at eachother about who is the baddest.
I killed pablo escobar in the same building the president of the United States was in.
top that you plebs.
Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil' Reese and them
You don't know the proper useage of the words see, saw and seen and yet you expect anyone to believe you have the intelligence to commit murder without getting caught? I think not! Try again faggot!
OP, how has your retirement been?
>>700787173
Come on down to 455 E. 114 Street and call me a faggot
Excuse me Mr hitman, I would like to ask a question amongst all this niggery. Would you consider yourself a psychopath? or do you have feelings for other people you are close to.
>>700787350
I don't care about anyone
>>700787312
I knew you were a fucking Guido. Rao's?
Op would you kill you family?
>>700787381
Even your close family ?
>>700787279
He's 12, he's not rich enough to retire
>>700787455
Nope
>>700787475
How much would someone have to pay you to kill an 18 year old innocent kid like me?
OP do you like Hitman?
How does it feel working for the Luchese? Especially since you are at Rao's.
>>700787541
I might do it for free, depends on who asks me.
>>700787609
Feels good
>>700787625
What are your requirements for a pro bono?
>>700787674
Anyone that gets in my
>>700787656
Good one. You haven't done anything since '1993' aka, Mom's basement.
You couldn't even afford a table at Rao's.
How many babies would you eat for $5?
GOD MODE: they're black and HIV+
>>700787765
I don't pay for meals kid, get it together.
>>700787475
Would you want to care about anyone? Or is that just another thing you don't care about?
When did the not-caring-about-anyone start, and what started it?
>>700787790
All of them
>>700787625
When you go into the grocery store to buy food and other social situations, do you pretend to be nice or do you act like you kill people?
>>700787823
I just have have never really given a shit about anything
>>700787727
You mean like physically? Like if they're crowding a door?
Or do you actually have like enemies plotting against you? Do they come in sagas or all at once?
>>700779631
OK, lets say you're not a total bullshitter - Why do something that could easily see you killed or imprisoned for life, for such a paltry amount?
Even if those aren't exaggerated figures, that's only $340k I'm assuming over several years. Many, many much easier and less dangerous ways to make that sort of money.
So I'm guessing you loved doing it?
>>700787858
I am never nice
>>700784670
His joke is bad and he should feel bad
How did you get rid of the bodies?
Also, does your mom know what kind of stories you post on the internet? Would she stop bringing you hot pockets if she found out?
>>700779278
How does one get in to the business? You know, for science purposes.
>>700780688
>going to jail for murder or manslaughter
>not going to prison
ok, cool
in this fantasy world, do you shoot lasers from your ass?
>>700787897
that was not the only thing I got paid for. Collections I get a cut, intimidation, stolen cars, we did it all.
>>700787900
If you were paid 1 million dollars would you pretend to be nice for a year ?
>>700787312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6FRXnmISBo
>>700787974
You didn't even read the first 10 posts right?
>>700788010
jail and prison are not the same thing. The guy did not die, is everyone in here retarded or just don't read?
>>700782993
Most of them enjoy it once they relax a little
>>700788035
So how much in total have you got from doing all this? And over how long?
Again, is it worth the risk for you?
>>700783290
jail is not prison
>>700783293
gets caught for what?
fibbing?
>>700788178
Do you have any hobbies or interests besides killing people, or do you just go on 4chan all day.
>>700782993
You don't tell them it's coming. If they don't have a weapon they get a look of defeat.
>>700783304
Hitgirl was cute, but look at her now! She's disgusting!
Even that little Mexican fella knows.
>>700788298
I have not killed anyone since 1993
>>700783369
while that is a good point, this is a hit man role playing thread
if that's not what you're looking for, you might want to leave
Hey OP, let's go bowling.
>>700788467
>>700786141
lunchtime
>>700788467
probably not
>>700786716
I'd cross the street to avoid you if I smelled you coming
>>700788635
Good idea
>>700783230
Kek
OK my troll is over. Peace out fuckers.
>>700787874
Still trying to wrap my head around not caring about things.
So then what motivated you - to do anything? Other than getting some food each day, what was the motivation to do anything at all? If instead of being a hitman that guy had asked you to do something else (I dunno what, make up a job) would you have done that instead? Or was being a hitman something you actually cared about?
>>700788133
>I crushed a guy's head
>The guy did not die
Was he Wolverine or Jesus? I'm just trying to get the backstory straight.
Would you ever even consider doing a whole family for the right price? (kids included).
I am in a similar position and been offered a hit, but previously kids are where I drew the line.
>>700788800
>I was only pretending to be retarded
>>700780224
Kill yourself with that meme you retard
Why did you quit your job?
Bump, come on op
>>700788800
I really hope this isnt op, if it is. Op you're a faggot
>>700783118
>>the actors name is Patrick Bateman.
fucking cum cualdron.
were you bummed out when albert got killed
>>700788841
Offered a hit of your moms fat pussy. Stop lying faggot, put down the dew, stop eating nacho cheese Doritos, go out and get a job
>>700787897
okay I'll bite, what are the much easier and less dangerous ways to make that sort of money? inb4 a job
that was 20k back in 80's considerably more than todays earnings with inflation etc.
>>700791027
>inflation
Does your retirement fund adjust for this?
>>700779278
Do you pay income taxes on your contracts ?
>>700783029
I'm behind 7 proxies
>>700779278
Ever meet the Iceman? Think you could have taken him?
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