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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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or dont
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My high school crush whores herself out to me on and off over the past ten years. It's very satisfying.
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>>700779713
how much $ does she charge?
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bmp
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>>700779917
Whatever I can spare. $20-$60 a fuck, and I had a collection of videos and pictures before my hard drive crashed, taken when she needed more. She always had a boyfriend too. But still came around. She was pretty desperate.
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>>700778439
I am having a sexual affair with my sister. I'm 32 she's 23. We've been having sex for two months now.
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>>700781008
cool story
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Fingered a girls passed out asshole at a party. Thought I was gonna get caught the whole time. Hottest thing I've ever done
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Blackmailed a coworkers wife in to taking pics for me. Now she's posted here all the time, and seems to have turned in to a slut since then.
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>>700781553
your life must be boring as fuck
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>>700778439
I once buggered a heron.
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i'm still in love / hard infatuation with someone i kissed at a party over 2 months ago
i'm naive as fuck
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I shit myself in church, threw shit at jebus. Everyone looked for where the shit came from. Never got caught
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I never signed any contract.
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>>700781707
kek
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my mom's car tried to finger my in the front of my friend's mom.
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>>700782780
;-) I have no regrets either.
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im fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister
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i like to come into these threads and make shit up for the lulz.

also, i 69'd with a 12 year old girl when i was 25.
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>>700782923

are you still 19 or have you changed it up a bit?
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>>700781553
how did her asshole pass out? what does that even look like
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Moop is best poot
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>>700783009
my bday isnt for a few months
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i used to fap in my mother's clothes when i was 12-13.
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>>700783197
so a couple days ago?
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Well tonight i smoked meth for the first time and madeout and fingered a stripper
>im married with 2 kids
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>>700781008
>I'm 32
>on /b/
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>>700783242

back in the 90's.
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I once jizzed in my aunt's pajama bottoms when I was 13. I was freaking out for a week wondering if she would get pregnant.
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>>700783354
last week must have been rough for you
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>>700783423

you already used that joke >>700783242
, you shit comedian faggot.
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Ive stayed indoors on a computer when not working or at school since I was 13.
I am 30 now posting on a Taiwanese stress ball collectors forum at 5am.
Once I did battle with a moving car while in flipflops and wielding a flaming katana. That is literally the highlight of my life.
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>>700783530
Thatas literally the saddest thing ive ever heard
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I'm a middle school teacher, and before the summer break I began a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old student. School's about to start again, and she doesn't plan to stop, but my guilt is beginning to eat me alive.
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>>700783633
Flaming katana +
flip flops -
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>>700783711

brool story co.

>also, fucking bait.
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>>700783711
special ed i assume
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>>700781008
No you're not.
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I still fap to my ex's pics
Fucking bitch....
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>>700783750
Wish it was bait, but /b/ is the only place I can say any of this shit. It makes me feel good to be able to just lay it out there knowing nobody would believe me.

>>700783801
She's perfectly normal with decent grades. She was sucking at PE because she couldn't run, and I spent most of last school year training with her to up her fitness level like a good PE teacher. That's how we started getting close.
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>>700783958
your really confused huh?
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>>700783967
You're a fucking PE teacher? Something about that seems significantly more pathetic than if you were her math teacher or something.
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>>700783711
Do you ever read lolita?
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>>700783967

you are TERRIBLE at making shit up.

seriously, you need to work on your lies.
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>>700784074
I believe the joke goes whoever can't do, teach, and whoever can't teach, teach gym. Jack Black, and honestly he's not wrong.

But I like being a PE teacher and seeing kids healthy and active and participating in sports. My little Missy is going to try out for basketball next year.
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>>700783967
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>>700778439
every time we r both on some party or somewhere where a lot of guys r, i make money out of my sis.
i use roofies on her and whoever bids the most can have sex with her....
there r of course certain rules so the "bussiness" keeps flowing, but it makes me a good ammount of money from time to time.
i've done it several times and she maybe suspects,but doesn't have a single clue what....
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>>700783967
What school? Got any pics of her?
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>>700784098
No, but I am considering watching the 1997 movie version with the little Missy. I'm thinking it ends badly, and maybe it'll persuade both of us that we should break it off.

>>700784140
I don't know what else to say other than what happened, but you are not required to believe anything I say.

What did happen though was a few months ago, I came to /b/ asking for advice because I was freaking out over what was happening with me and her, and /b/ was more than helpful in a very non-/b/ way. So, I figured I would at least always get a couple of people that would give true advice.

It's not like I can get advice anywhere else.
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>>700784290

when making shit up on the internet, try not to volunteer information about your story. cause when you do, people can tell you're just too fucking eager to jerk off to your own bullshit.

for example, next time leave out the basketball part, and just answer the fucking question.

also, stop fapping for a day or two. it will really clear your fucking mind.
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>>700784452
There's always the next Olympics.

>>700784528
I don't want to /b/rad myself, sorry...
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>>700784578
If you are guilt but can't stop this watch this movie with her, will persuade her to broke this relation for sure
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>>700784578
>What did happen though was a few months ago, I came to /b/ asking for advice because.... blah blah blah...

Like i said in this >>700784623 post, you're too eager to volunteer info, this tells me you're sitting there in your star wars pajamas jerking off to this story of yours, foaming at the mouth, and eagerly awaiting responses.

pull back faggot. people can tell you're lying and trying to be the center of attention when your lies get that fucking convoluted and nobody asked you to say shit.

you have much to learn about fucking with people's imagination.

2/10.

and im being generous.
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>>700784623
Thank you, but I'm really not making shit up. I don't care if /b/ knows that she wants to make the basketball team. I do need advice on how to break things off though.
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>>700778439
had weird sexual experience with one famous actress in the back of an night club
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>>700784952
Plant heroin in her locker and contact the authorities. Problem will take care of itself.
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>>700784952
>I don't care if /b/ knows that she wants to make the basketball team.

dont. say. shit. no one. asked. for.
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>>700785072
Is that the chick from Gilmore Girls?
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>>700784866
Okay, will do. Should I give the movie a go beforehand so I know what to prepare for when watching it with her?

>>700784871
It's fine. Tons of people called bullshit back in May too, but I did get good advice in the end. That's all I want. I understand that not everyone will believe anything said here.
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>>700785072
Was good?
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>>700784718
You should end it with her, actually you should move away...

You are playing with fire and I don't get the feeling you are smart enough to not get caught. Maybe it's the way you refer to her as your little MIssy comes of creepy, more so that the sex act.

Don't let her see you with another woman or girl in your case... let her know how sad you are that you can't be with her but you can't blah blah... let her know she's a special person, basically this delicate little flower, this little missy of yours has the power to destroy your life.
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>>700784718
>>700785226

samefag is same.
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>>700785183
Just say to her to do netflix and chill in your home and see the movie
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I often put my finger between my ass cheeks when im sweaty and then lick it afterwards.
It smells and tastes so bad but yet i still continue to do it.
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>>700785142
Savage, but a solution that doesn't destroy her life would be better.
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>>700785314
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I was sexually abused when I was 8.
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I fell in love with an actress that hit me up on Instagram to meet up at a bar in Tahoe. Thought it was bait, showed up and it was real, and she was legit 11/10. She stayed at my house for 3 days, July 1-3 and we fuvked like rabbit. It was awesome. Literally the best sexier ever had with the hottest girl I've ever seen. Keep in mind, I live in a house with 5 other people, and sleep on he floor because I'm a worthless piece of shit failed musician at 24. She grew a conscience and felt slutty af and really shitty about staying with a fucking some guy she only just met so I drove her home. A week later she has a boyfriend. She occasionally talks to me still. Hit me up a few days ago asking how I was and shit. I'm actually truely in love with her and seriously hate the fact that I know she's not with me because I'm basically just a fairly good looking (7.5/10) looser with 2 kids that I can't even afford to take care of. Seriously I'm so goddamn pathetic it's laughable.

Side note: I would have 3 kids but one died.

Side note 2: baby mama abandoned me and one of my kids in favor of heroin a year ago.

Side note 3: I'm a single dad raising one of my kids.

Side note 4: I pay child support for my oldest that I haven't seen in 6 years.

Side note 5: I have two baby mamas.

Side note 6: seriously considering killing myself at this point in time.


Seriously guys, give me a reason to not blow my head off with my roommates gun right now.
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I did a psychological evaluation of 9 people who were in a trial for new medication. I was just happy to be paid well to evaluate healthy individuals, but after two months their facial expressions became closer to each other. I was replaced after repeatedly noting this observation. I remained in contact with three people as they were all living close to me and we would meet through our social circles. After another 4 months all of the three guys were leading a successful startup project and going well in life. A year from when my assingment started the three guys were all very rich, and another two were mentioned in Forbes.
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I'm a straight man
but I'm not into lesbian porn
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>>700785163
nope
>>700785196
amazing.... just because it was weird, cuz i didn't gave her any signal or anything... i was even too scared to approach her, and she alone grabbed my hand, and pulled me out....
did the job and just left me there... smiling with kind of evil look in her eyes
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>>700785442

its not abuse if you liked it.

also, go to bed son.
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Fucked by my best friend when we was14-15yo , pretty thick but pretty good . Many times , that ws good time ..
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>>700785537
Wait until the kid you are looking after is 18 and then blow your head off.
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>>700785548
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My ex has been cheating on her new bf ever since they were together. Now I made him find out and she refuses to even talk to me.
I hate that bitch, but I am also starting to miss her. She was the only person who gave a shit about me. At least a little.
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>>700785226
It's actually been like that ever since we started. No matter what happens she can always tell someone and I'd be in jail, period. It's why I was so freaked out a few months ago.

Sorry about the little Missy thing. I call her that sometimes as a joke.

I know I need to break it off, because it can't end well, even if I really thought it might work out throughout this summer.

>>700785304
Nope, not samefag.

>>700785311
Devious. I'm going to check out how that movie ends.
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I need to watch kiddie porn now anyone got some links ?
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>>700785561
What's the name of the actress?

Not like anyone will believe it anyways.
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>>700778439
Sucked a dude's dick in a threesome once. He and the girl were gesturing for me to do it and I didn't wanna ruin the whole thing so I was like "fuck it", and sucked. Hated myself for weeks afterwards. Kind of relaxed about it these days though.
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>>700785669
That seems to be general consensus in my small circle of friends. But goddammit 15 more years of misery? Fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk. In all pathetic honesty, if I wasn't a broke loser, and had that 11/10, I would in no way be absolutely fucking miserable.
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>>700785304
not the same

>>700785304
>>700784871
pretty sure this is samefag
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>>700785865
i'll give you a clue....
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>>700785999

Nope, not samefag.

also, nice trips nigger.
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>>700785563
I was forced at that time. threatened me. I was just 8 yo boy and he s 13
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>>700786153
>accidentally
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>>700786153
My type of nigga where the vid to it tho
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>>700786162

did you at least make him cum to make it worth his while?
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>>700786153
good, keep it up
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>>700786192
>>700786228
y'all some sick bastards.
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>>700786153

kids that young cant orgasm. their bodies are not yet developed for that shit.

1/10 for making me reply.
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>>700786268
I was playing around obviously that shit is foul
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I cheated on my wife with one of her former students. I'd do it again in a heartbeat.
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>>700778439
I regularly have sex with my bf's great dane
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>>700785958
Yes, you would. Hate to be cliche, but a lot of it is in your head. Sounds a lot like you're depressed and while your circumstances certainly do not contribute to your wellbeing, change must begin with yourself.

You've got a kid - there's a reason to live. Everything you do should be to make sure that kid grows up into a good person, but for that to happen he/she/attack helicopter needs a strong role model. Become the father you want for your kid.
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>>700786153
Could a 6yo capable of orgasm?
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>>700783279

>implying it is better to be a new fag than an old fag
>implying it wasn't the epic stuff we did here when your balls hadn't dropped yet that made you show up one Summer like a hot minute ago

I love how the younger the average /b/tard gets the shorter their memory is. If it wasn't for people over 25 this board wouldn't exist for you to jerk off all over.
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>>700785775
Just the My Little Missy, kind of implied ownership of a little girl or something. No need to apologise.

I'm pretty sure also that there isn't a statute of limitations on that, she can decide later that you were out of line... she's got you by the proverbial balls.

Maybe tell her you care about her too much, want her to have a normal childhood? I don't know, I think you need advice from a female on this one, I don't know how their minds work.

Maybe watching the movie is a good start... that way it can be her idea to break it off. Too bad there wasn't some guy that could come along and date her so she would lose interest... it's a bit of a pickle for sure, especially if you are in a small town. You already might be suspect if you spend so much time with her.
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I shitposted
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>>700786290
are you stupid? of course they can
you neverhad a "dry orgasm" as a kid?

>>700786359
yes
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>>700783633
>>700783530

Neither of you can use the word "literally" correctly
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>>700786398

its all i ever do.
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>>700785929
Are you a girl?
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>>700786435

i had my first orgasm when i was a teen.

like i said, your body is not yet developed for sex at that age, so you cant orgasm. that only happens after you've gone into puberty. its pretty common knowledge.
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>>700786511
gr8 b8 m8
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I have so much anxiety about my cock, it cripples my daily and sexual lives on daily basis
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>>700786490
>>700783711

same neckbeard is same.
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>>700786435
Wow.never thought that Its possible.
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>>700786511
well, its false knowledge

a dry orgasm is an orgasm from a boy that doesn't produce sperm yet.

It's a thing
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>>700785546
What was the medication?
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>>700786318

Oh hai!
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>>700786490
>>700783711
>>700786571

same neckbeard confirmed.
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>>700786326
How do I find a sense of self worth when I'm looking at myself in the mirror and I'm totally fucked? Living in Tahoe, there ain't shit for jobs that pay more than lie $10 an hour part time (I have a lot of tattoos and totally fucked my life up cause of it). I can't leave because my mother lives here and I need her help raising my daughter while I actually try to make money to create a life for her, but I get discriminated against harshly for either being white (seriously, my last boss at the job I just quit refused to give me more hours or promote me because he's super racist) or because I have tattoos ( that's my own fault and it sucks). How do I fix my situation? Removing my tattoos would be insanely expensive and I just don't have the funds between rent, child support, car insurance and feeding my daughter. Advice?
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>>700786599

fuck off with your pedo propaganda.

stop trying to sexualize kids you fucking degenerates.

god you fuckers piss me off sometimes.
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I've considered killing my literally retarded co-worker many many times in the last few months.

Cut his brakes, poison him, I dunno...
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>>700786153

How'd that happen?
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>>700785537
I'm kinda in the same boat homie, mom took the 2 kids to the other side of the planet and its fucking heartbreaking. I lost my will to live, then when it came down to it, I realized life really is precious and we get what we ask for. Long story, but the basics are stop calling yourself pathetic... you're just writing your own prophecy. Look at the good in you, the positive things, the things you are good at. It's good to have humility, just don't go to the dark side.

You're still a young man, in 10 years you could be in your own house grilling by the pool with your family.
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>>700786713
typical media-sheep
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>>700786396
I don't refer to her as my girlfriend, so I just wasn't sure what to call her on /b/. Missy just slipped in there.

Yeah, from the get go the ball is and always will be on her side of the court. From the start I took /b/'s advice of not fucking turning myself in automatically, and straight up tell her we can go to see the principal together. She didn't want me in trouble, and that's how this continued on.

I guess sometimes I wish a femanon could come to these threads and give advice from the other side. I don't even care about me at the moment. I just want to do what's best for her now. More and more I have considered really to quit teaching and move away.
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>>700786511
Dry orgasms are possible. I've done them since 5 Y/O. You just don't produce anything
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>>700778439
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AUKTgzxwQQ
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>>700786099
I have no idea, kinda looks like Bjork
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>>700786900
>eat my poo?
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>>700786713

>literally refusing to google "dry orgasm" because you're so butt hurt about bogey man pedophiles

You're the same guy who shit posts threads about female ejaculation being piss.

Putting your fingers in your ears screaming "I can't hear you" doesn't make you the rational side of the conversation.
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>>700786879
I remember doing them when I was like 9 or 10, it was not that great tho.
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>>700786879
Confirmed. I've had orgasms before well before puberty.
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>>700786728

He's actually retarded but has a drivers license?
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>>700786804
Yeah who knows where I'll be in 10 years, I get that. It's so hard to appreciate life when a third of it I've been homeless and struggling to or food in my daughters mouth. She's never gone hungry, but the struggle is real. This shit sucks. I just want to provide and not be alone. It's horse shit. I didn't ask for this. I didn't ask to be a single parent or instigate it. I didn't ask for my first baby mama to take my oldest away and not acknowledge my existence. I wasn't abusive or a psychopath. I don't in any way feel the world owes me, but I would like to know what the fuck it has against me. You know?
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>>700786904
kaya scodelario, ist ehe married now?
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>>700787014
I've actually heard the reason some kids do it is because they were molested at some point
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>>700785798
...&you're b&
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>>700787025
>>700787014
>>700787008
>>700786879
>>700786818

samefag is samefagging.
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>>700787101
Or sometimes simply from rubbing against the bed at night.
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>>700787101

That's bullshit. It's just a physiologic response. It has nothing to do with trauma or being "sexualized" too young.
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>>700786318
does bf know/participate? whose idea was it?
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>>700787143

Nope.
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>>700787177
I masturbated all the time, but was the raped
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>>700787177
I said "I've heard" I didn't say "it's been proven." Calm your butt-hurt anon
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I used to hit on this big dick kid (basketball shorts are revealing) that hung out in the lobby of a fast food restaraunt.

On his 16th birthday, he asked if I'd pay to see his dick. I declined. Took him to dinner, a movie, said "that's how I'll spend money on you" and sucked his dick after.

3 years later, I see that he's getting all these Happy 18th Birthday messages on Facebook and realize that he lied to me about his age. I blew him on his 15th birthday.

Fucking felony. I was even intentionally waiting on him to be 16 so I felt pretty angry until I realized I totally got away with sucking off a minor and now I'm fine with it.
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>>700787073
idk...it could be....;)
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>>700787222

And I pointed out that what you heard was asinine. Calm your gullibility.
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>>700783256
>>700783256
>>700783256
I feel you bro. I just finished my last hit and Im coming from a 4 day binge. I started it a year and half ago, got in a real bad place, told my wife, work, doctor. Cleaned up for a month, and then fucked up.

Ill tell you right now, if you have any risk of losing control over an addiction, don't do it again! I won't lie. I love the feels. Even at the lowest point, seeing shadow figures, scared as fuck, tweaking, killing spiders outside at night, I had fun! But what is really killer, the woman I have been with for 12 years now, that I loved so much, doesn't mean much right now. I cannot believe how much this shit means to me, and how much I just want her to fuck off. I know I am not thinking straight, and I love her, but I haven't been in love with her since I started this. I hope I get back to a place where I can, but right now, all you see is keeping the party going. But it only goes down the shitter. Seems fun, until you wake up.
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>>700786680
Can you get a job in construction or something?

We don't give a fuck about tattoos, just the quality of the work.
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>>700787297
Trips overrules your argument. >>700787222
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i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.
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>>700787273
I'm looking right at her and I still have no clue who she is. Just tell us and post all the pix so I can fap and go to sleep.
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I have shot and killed plenty of people...

Do note i live in Iraq

Most of the kills happened during the sunni vs shite mini civil war. I have never gotten credit for any if my kills
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I'm a casual office drone, until days off when I attend a swingers club
I often fantasise my HR rep will attend one day. I have a thing for older women
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Good job sherlok
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>>700787143
>>700787520
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>>700787520
>>700787143

samefag.
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>>700787046

As far as I can tell, he's ab inbred-Hickville-born psychopath, has a job coach come by once in a while.

I won't go into detail about my job, but I'm stuck with him for 8 hours a day. He's basically an 8 year old in a grown body. Anytime something bad happens, like he fucked up and gets yelled at, he pouts for the next 7 1/2 hours with zero hope of recovery.

So for that day, no productivity. It's basically a "You're going to yell at ME!?!!?! Well fuck you i'm gonna do THIS!!!! Hahahaha feel my pain!"

He is a parasite on the world.
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>>700787515
>never gotten credit.
New fag wants credit for death. Go out and get the only confirmed kill you're capable of: Yourself
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>>700787515
>Inb4 al sadr Militia

Those guys were some drug deranged bumblefucks who saw too many Rambo movies
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>>700781553
your life sucks you fucking dirty rapist
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I technically drunk raped a girl who I think has Stockholm. We went to high school together and she was always hot as hell, blonde with bigger than average breasts and a nice firm round ass. Her body was fit and I popped many a boner to her.

A year after high school I'm at the beach partying with my boy and his sister, we get a really nice suite at this hotel because my boys family is close to the owners. His sister is hitting up people nearby on FB to get more bud and liquor. Lo and behold, hot ass blonde shows up. Somehow she's even hotter having been living at the beach, perfectly tanned and wearing a bikini and t shirt.

Over the course of the night with us drinking I start hitting on her. She's laughing at my jokes and making a point of putting her hands on me, leaning against me as she drinks and shit. Well, my boys sister (who I had s history with and who wanted us to get together during this trip) starts cock blocking and pulling her away from me. I'm fucking pissed, and I get drunk.

That night Blondie stays in the living room section and when sister blocks me I go to my bed and crash. I wake up later to sister fucking with my pants trying to suck my cock, so I let her. And while she's doing it I grab her rough by the hair and throat fuck her hard. She's gagginf and skirting snd moaning, she's loving it, and when I cum she looks up at me, mouth full, and j squeeze her neck until she swallows. She gets in bed nest to me.

I get up and go to piss, stand in the bathroom for a while and think about Blondie. I run the shower water then wait until my dick is hard again and j go to the center room. She's in blankets on the floor, fast asleep.
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>>700787354
There's rarely construction jobs in south lake. And when there are, all the older guys with decades of experience land them, I used to work construction when I was living I Reno. But in Tahoe, there ain't shit unless you're like a master builder or have friends to hook you up.
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>>700787649
>bumblefucks
I'm totally using that insult in the future.
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>>700787067
Yeah, I know. Just keep your chin up and keep going, keep improving your skills and making your time more and more valuable. Keep going for the next best job, learn learn learn. I respect that you don't expect a handout but wouldn't judge you if you got some aid. You have a right to see your oldest child though. Women are fucking psycho... maybe someday you and her can have a civil conversation. If it makes you feel any better, life is hard for everyone these days. Not that it makes it better, just know others are in the same boat and that you're doing a good job just keep improving.
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im in love with my daughters friend.

she's 19, so its cool though.
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>>700787318

Yay, addiction! Alcoholic here, checked myself into an out-patient rehab clinic program last year that meet a few times a week for a couple of hours. Haven't had a drink in over a year. Addiction fucks up your brain chemistry more than you think, I didn't want to (and didn't) have sex with my wife for almost 7 months. You get better eventually, it just takes time.
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>>700778439

When fine tuning a vacuum former, run the ovens slightly hotter than normal and turn the pressure form down to approximately 10psi, and set the delay to 0.00 seconds.

In doing so, the pressure form will always have a constant stream of colder air gently hitting the material. This will cause it to shrink just a bit before the die and assist seal shut. The vacuum, set to 25psi, will kick in and pull the material around or into the die as the pressure cools it.

In doing so, you will form nice, stiff parts in spec almost every time - exceptions for parts with large flat tops or deep dwells, in which case you want pressure to be higher to allow for the material to form more solid, rather than being stretched to thin.
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>>700787750
I'm in a similar situation
she is 7 though...
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>>700782846
Man your moms car is an asshole lol
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>>700787634
Who saud i wanted it?
>>700778439
Jam? Really? Really dude?
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>>700786836
I'm pretty sure you don't want to be sitting in jail someday thinking "What the fuck was I thinking?"

So do everything you can so you are not in that position someday.

Remove yourself from the equation seems like the logical choice to me.

Also, any younger than 14 I'd have a different approach... I can understand that attraction, but a child, no way. Also, they don't like Chester's on the yard... they have nothing, so family is everything to the other prisoners...
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>>700787850

not judging, cause i get it: you cant help it.

but seriously, they still shit their pants at that age. and they smell funky most of the time. they are also annoying as fuck.

how can you "fall in love" with that?

i just cant grasp it. its so alien to me.
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>>700787273
Is that really Kaya? Moar?
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>>700786680
Not in the US so I can't really give any practical advice regarding the tattoo situation, but you should try reading. Check out existentialist philosophy if you have the time and interest - that has helped me to some extent. Also might want to look into mindfulness as a tool to come to terms with who you are. Your current situation does not have to reflect your self worth.
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>>700787073
>kaya scodelario
Looked her up, damn she's beautiful
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I'm a bit drunk but fuck it, I want to fuck the shit out of my family member, I've seen her and holy fuck, I want her.

What do you guys think? This is her

https://www.kikebook.com/victoria.d.wheeler

I can see her other pics since I'm friends with her but that would give WAY too much away, you can still see her other pics.

I blew my load to this one

https://www.kikebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10209390609424678&set=a.1572543555990.2073840.1307550023&type=3&theater
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I know for a fact my 20 year old cousin wants to fuck. She's a little fucked up in the head which is the only thing keeping me from pursuing fully, but I know if I got her back to my place I'd break that little whore in half. Almost positive she's been screwing one of our other cousins so I know me being a relative wouldn't stop her.
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>>700787964
7yos might pee in their bed, but they usually dont shit their pants anymore.

You find them annoying, I find their energy refreshing.
I probably won't be able to explain to you how it happened...
but thank you for not being the average close-minded fucktard
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>>700788120
holy fuck nice.
You should get her drunk and fool around with her
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I want to fuck my half sister. I fap to her all the time. I cum really hard when I fap to her perfect body.
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>>700787627
I hate stupid people like that
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>>700788277

how would you feel if another pedofag was "in love" with your daughter (or potential daughter)?
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>>700788350

bro, thats MY half-sister.

stop lying on the internet.
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>>700787354
Of course he can. He's just a lazy NEET turd who wants to sit on 4chan.

Welp, have a good day. I'm off to my welding job. Tattoos and all. To bust my ass all day while you guys sit around and circle jerk and cry about everything instead of doing something.
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>>700785929
Fag
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>>700787971
full pic, so..... i would not lie about something like this....
when i have the proof
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I am 11
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>>700778439
Girlfriend does porn. Seen her webms in threads sometimes. I have provided sauce.
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>>700788393
Hmm. I know a few guys who are in love with my wife and I find it kind of pathetic and sad. I guess it'd be the same as that?
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>>700786570
that doesn't make sense. why not accepting that it will turn some people off and instead looking out for people who want to be with you and who are okay with that.
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>>700788520
prove it.

Also enjoy your ban.
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>>700783279
newfag just leave please it makes me sad to see shitposts like these
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>>700788120
post some pics
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>>700787704
Sorry man, don't know anyone there. Beautiful place though. Be cool if you could apprentice under someone.

Maybe there something you can do with the tourist industry, make your own job so to speak... give tours or something.
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>>700787750
I love her too
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>>700783279
We invented this shit son.
Also, your dad's in here too.
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>>700788510
who?
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>>700788421
No she's mine. Here she is at a lingerie party.
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>>700788393
If my daughter liked him, too, I would invite him to dinner and evaluate if he's your average perverted retard or a nice guy, who knows what you can and cannot do with a small girl. I wouldn't really let them be alone at first if possible
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>>700788672

are you half-chink too?
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>>700787757
nice
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>>700788717
No. My dad cheated on my mom with a Japanese woman.
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>>700788711

i have trouble believing this shit is even possible.

like, seriously dude?
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>>700788510
Tell me you have more than one pic
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>>700788622
Dude I can't, I'm already feeling some regret with this
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I had an autistic girl aim for me. She was in charge of aiming for a messy little boy at a party my mom had. She watched me go in the bathroom and kinds had a power trip basically demanding to aim for me. She aims well and cleaned me up even.
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>>700788794
Post pics I just posted my half sister. I don't care who knows anymore. I fucking want to have sex with her so bad.
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>>700788794
just rip some and post. don't need to share direct links
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>>700788794
If you don't then I'm gonna tell her
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>>700788852

just go for it.

also, stop lying on the internet faggot.
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>>700788769
why not?
I'm no hypocrite
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>>700788495
Bruh, I put in 9 job apps today alone. Over 30 in the past 4 days. I'd hardly call that lazy.
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>>700788771
just these two pics and a very very short recording....
i had to do it like every other fucking loose to have something to brag about, but dat shit cost me sooooo fucking much, cuz she immediatelly stopped sucking me off and left me outside...
i couldn't find her inside the club anymore
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>>700787694
So I get right next to Blondie and start playing with her ass, tugfinf her bottoms down slowly. She smiles and giggles in her sleep, and I manage to get them down her thighs a bit. I play with her ass cheeks and slide a finger between her legs, right against her pussy lips, which is when she starts to wake up. She tells me no but she's smiling and giggling so I keep rubbing her pussy and slide my boxers down. I get on top of her and slide my cock between her ass cheeks, grinding against her while she tries to get out from under me. I yanked her shirt and top up, exposing her tits, and at this point she's straight up telling me no but I'm not listening. I'm squeezing her tits and rubbing my cock all over her ass. She's kind of moaning no, really really struggling beneath me and as I press my dick against her pussy lips she whimpers but stops all resistance once Im inside of her. God that pussy was everything I thought it would be. When I thought I was going to cum too quick I pulled out and rolled her over, she had gone limp. The whole time she was looking at me with this bizarre expression. I grabbed her thighs, spread them wide, and fucked her hard. She moaned while I did it, And covered her face and mouth with her hands. when I was going to cum I pulled out and sat up, cumming on her perfect tits. And then I went back to bed.
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>>700788627
We'll see m8. I fill in quite a few job apps each day. I really want to work at USPS. But everytime I go to their website to apply it gets all fucky on me. It sucks.
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>>700788672
Can you get her worn panties? I'd sniff them while jerking lol
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>>700788926
Well I'm not doing it now, I can see the backlash from this shit
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>>700789002
amazing!
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My sister is 16 and fucks 30 yr old dudes. Kik her and make fun of her please. HomeisNowhere. Huge dumb slut.
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>>700789002
You are a hero to us all. Can you post the vid too?

So she just grabbed you, lead you outside and started blowing, and when she noticed you were recording she just disappeared? How long was she at it for before you paid the ultimate price?
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>>700789202

she is attractive. i could see why 30 year old dudes would wanna fuck her.

would she fuck a 40 year old?
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Until recently, I spied on the day to day life of my ex with a fake online persona.

When we broke up, I was really terrified about seeing her irl, as we worked a block up from each other and had to get the same bus to work and get off at the same bus stop (where we work has only one bus line going to it, and the stops are spaced far apart from each other, and the bus comes once every hour, which meant that I couldn't get a different bus without changing my sleeping habits, or being late to work). I would also be scared to be seen by her. I also had no idea why we had broken up; she didn't tell me the reason, and she also ordered me not to contact her again, so I couldn't ask her.

After a brief stint of irl espionage (as I know where she lived and had a few friends with cars living around there, who also worked part time. I calculated when her bus got to her stop, and would ask friends to hold her up so she missed the bus and was late for work, this was very hit and miss depending on the friend and the bus driver, it only worked about once or twice), she got her own car. She wouldn't be on the bus anymore, but she would drive past from time to time. The shock would still be the same.

A few moths after she got the car. The pain had died down, but it was still infuriating me why she had broken up with me. I was also worried about the person she was seeing: before we broke up, she had been talking to someone on Twitter, this person was over twice her age and would photoshop her face onto ballerinas and in Phantom of the Opera (her favourite interest) situations with her as Christine Daée. She somehow didn't see anything wrong with this. So, to teach her a lesson, I would create a online profile with the original plan to teach her that people online and irl are entirely different by coercing her to do things, make her believe that she is loved and then reveal it was me.
1/?
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>>700789050
Well go there in person? Try from a pc instead of smart phone or visa versa? Sorry pal but that's a lame excuse. Call them or something

Also, follow up on you applications... call them and ask very politely, just say something to the effect of you wanted to check the status of a job application you recently submitted... call in order of the jobs you want of course, develop a rapport with the people that answer the phone, be someone that they want to work with. When you go to the places imagine yourself working there, be comfortable there and know you'll do a great job, learn fast, pay attention to the details, FUCKING LISTEN! and it would be in there best interest to hire you... but you have to be worth it, up to you
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>>700789273
it lasted around 5-10 minutes.... until i got bolder and grabbed my phone to take some pics and this shitty vid.....
if i was just normal instead of acting like every fucking sick male like i am i could let her finish me offf....... but noooo.... i prefer to have this shitty proof to brag instead of the best meemory ever of cumming inside Kaya Scodelario's mouth... no matter if someone believe's you or not, you know what u did in ur already shitty and short life...
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>>700787850
I know exactly how you feel. Fell in love with my daughters friend who was 7. She now 10 and still going
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>>700789202
I Kik'd her and let her know what you were up to, she's fucking pissed lmao.
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>>700789044
That's pretty fucking erotic... gave me a boner
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>>700789903
ever act on it?
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>>700784871
You're trying too hard dickwad
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>>700789871
such a good story though
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>>700790017
Yes. All the time
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>>700789871
I dunno man, I'd think getting proof is better because you can replay it over and over again knowing Kaya Scodelario sucked you and you can prove it.

So it looked like she didn't react right away to you taking pics and vids. She just suddenly stopped, or did she ask you to stop first? Did you at least get to make out with her?
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>>700778439
I got arrested last month and my parents don't know.
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>>700789871
How big is your penis in centimeters?
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>>700790185
yeah, we did makeout a lil before she get down on me.... and yeah i kinda enjoy this vid but i still can't believe what i did.... she did asked me to stop when i took those two pics, but i just put my hand behind me thinking... just wait a little and it will be ok. i just had to do it, but.... she let me record it.... when she looked at me i said "ok, ok i'll get rid of the pictures and the phone" and she just stood up, squeezed my cock (but not in a way that it feels good, she intentionally waanted to hurt me) and just said..."too late now cutie"... and just left,,,,
>>700790281
idk... last time i measured it, it was when i was a kid..... it's not that big,,,,, avverage size i guess
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>>700778439
lost my virginity to my sister when i was 11, we fucked pretty regularly until i was 19 or so

preeeeeetty sure that's why i love incest porn now
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I hate my living situation and just wanna grab me and my daughter's stuff and leave this bitch and have a better life for my little one.
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>>700790603
Daaaamn, you took one for the /b/ team, and for that, I salute you.
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>>700789202
That must be why on another site your sister is a Straight Male Slave
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been in a relationship with a nice girl for 3 1/2 years now.
However, i fap to gay porn like once in every 5 fap sessions. Been doing that for like 8 years now so I doubt it's just a weird phase. Never told anyone and I'm afraight someone will find out or stumble over the gay porn I have on my hdd. I feel disgusted everytime I finish on gay porn, never would like to do that shit with an actual man. Sex with my gf is good.
Anyone else has similar shit and advice?
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>>700790173
story dude.
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>>700790607
how old was she?
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>>700790603
cool story bro. cool pics bro. cool video bro.
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>>700785537
it gets better.
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I really want to kill myself but I don't want my girlfriend to be alone, should I break up with her and then kill myself or will that make it worse for her?
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>>700790939
give up fapping dude simple... you're just so desensitized to normal porn from watching it so much that gay porn seems exciting
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>>700791052
she was 13

i think i greentexted a story a while back if you're keen for it
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my entire family disowned me for getting a divorce today, they're the bad kind of catholic. what few friends i had picked sides and won't talk to me either. 6am and i'm drinking. feeling lonely.
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>>700789494
So I made a profile, with similar phantom content as the creep mi let it fester for a month and them made my advance. I started light, then eventually led to more personal things. My persona was named Brad Schabowski (subtle hint as to who I was. I'm autistic and was obsessed with East Germany, Günter Schabowski was the man who accidentally brought the wall down), I lived in Bloomington, IL (a similar stating to where she lived, in the middle of rural nowhere) and really liked theatre (she was a theatre twat also). After another few months, I had gained her trust; after some subtle coercion, she started sending me nsfw photos. I decided to bring myself into the picture after a while (I had given her a phantom necklace when we were together and she had posted about it, so I asked about it). She broke up with me because I was too controlling and manipulating (I have trouble identifying when I am being controlling and she never told me). I had what I'd been looking for for months, but I couldn't reveal myself now, I had nudes and she would probably call the police. So I decided to stick with it. "Brad" had majored in Roman history at University of Illinois in Chicago, so I was waiting for an excuse to stop, as I was starting to crumble under the amounting pressure to not tell anyone, so I waited for a post-grad archeological dig. I found the perfect one after about a year: a dig with university of Illinois, in turkey (I primarily talked to her Facebook at this point, and it's blocked in Turkey. Also, Da'esh regularly attacks turkey so just let them do the work). So I say my goodbyes and went on my way. Terrorist attack in the city where "Brad" was, didn't let her know I was alive so that's the end of that.

To my knowledge, she was so devastated about "Brad's" death that she's getting therapy, and still hasn't suspected that it was me. Two birds, one stone

2/2
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>>700778439
i used to broadcast in chaturbate
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>>700786099
Suzy?
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>>700791255
>desensitized
actually never thought about that.. yeah, could be, thanks anon. I try to cut back fapping for a while
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I film all of my female friends pissing/changing/showering at my apartment. I've had my entire bathroom rigged with hidden cams for years and they have no clue. I don't usually watch porn anymore because I have entire folders of my naked friends to blow my load to. Every now and then they bring friends, and I have nudes of literally every female who has been in my apartment for the past few years, even my mom and sisters.
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>>700778439
I am a grandmaster in masturbating, I use a 240 Volt ScrewMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection pouch, together with optional built-in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system
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>>700778439
I've been drinking secretly and I've been smashed drunk for over two years. My wife doesn't know. She's pregnant with 3rd thing. I don't have a job, she's on disability. I've failed two college courses in the past year, but I know HTML5, CSS, LESS, Javascript, and SQL. I haven't worked in two years. Is there hope for me, faggots?
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>>700791305
Savage
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>>700783279
I just turned 30
you little homo
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>>700791627
well god damn, hook a nigga up and share that shit
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>>700791811
35 here
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>>700791810
U kno it fam
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>>700778439
First time having sex in 6-7 years, lost count.
I get herpes and she evaporates into the other side of the country when she found out she was the carrier and deleted facebook

Fellow friends still keep coming to me asking about her and shit.(not the herp, its a secret)

We were getting a little serious and I fell in love with a herpes cunt.

Even worse I went on a man whore escapade and fucked 6 girls in the span of 3 months, not knowing i had herpes.
I got a gf and after 7 months togheter I get blisters(tought it was hairsack infections, but was blowout) doctor confirmed it was herpes.

GF gried her eyes out thinking I cheated and shit.

Thanks Ida you fucking cross country whore.
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>>700791627
>even my mom and sisters.
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>>700778439
i didn't read all the above replies.
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>>700786393
You tell'em fam!
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>>700791277
I'm sorry to hear man, they will eventually come around though I've seen it happen a few times. It's just a bit fresh atm
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>>700791173
anyone? I'm being serious
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>>700791173
Break off and kill your self 3 months later if YOU REALLY HAVE TO END IT.
Be a total disconnect twoards her.
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hannah cecil is on seeking arrangements in greeley colorado and it kills me. i've had a crush on her for years. instagram hannahh_cecil

she charges 200 for creampies. fml.
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>>700792911
Then spend 200 and get your fix.
Be done with it
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