You are being shot
what are your last words?
Without medical attention, getting shot in the lung will definitely kill you. It is a fatal wound.
With emergency medical attention, you will survive, albeit with one working lung.
Are, like, you for real killing me right now?
At least I'm an organ donor so I'll do something right with my pathetic life
"Is this what you wanted, liberals...? For the Sandnigger to kill me, the person supplying your lazy ass with money...? Hope you're happy, 'cause that's 10 bucks out of your pockets, faggots."
Beat it, just beat it.
>Had to fight the urge to show my prick.
It probably only gives them a dollar.
"you got to ask yourself one question, do ya feel luck punk ?"
"well do ya ?"
"go ahead take my pay"
i'm being shot with an airsoft pistol? I'll calmly explain to the person about to make such a mistake that if he does what he's about to do, phisical harm will be inflicted upon him.
tl:dr pic related
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
The trick isn't to dodge the bullet but intercept it by moving the sword to where the pistol is pointing. Then it's just metal versus metal, all you need to do is deflect it.
If I can buy myself a moment of confusion that way that's all I need especially if I'm holding a long blade or a stave of some sort.
Do not under estimate his yamtoe sashimi... Or was it weaboo style?
1: Let me grab my blade and we'll make this a fair fight.
2:Do it! but know that i will go through ANY length to make you suffer in more ways then you can even imagne
are you kidding me? do you even know what padding i have under there, ive fought you weeaboo's with katana's before and its cutting strength and balance is nothing against medieval tempered steel. MY blade however is designed not to slash cloth and flesh, but rend metal and steel asunder. go learn history.
>just a bit higher.
Logic dictates you do not into firearms. The gun recoils after every shot.
Depending on how the shooter aims/holds the pistol, the 2 shots can end up anywhere. Even off target
And then there is groupings. Stock vs customized.
Factory ammy vs handloaded.
This isn't call of duty, kid
Thats where a shield + faith comes in, that allong with 64,000 fanatical warriors behind me.
This isn't even a warm up.