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You are being shot
what are your last words?
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>>700777557
Blearrghhghhv . . .... m... guhh
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>>700777557
>Shoot me again, I aint dead yet
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>>700777557
What are you gonna do. Shoot me?
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>>700777557
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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>>700777557
What are ya gonna do, shoot me?
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>>700777557
Harambe!!!!!!
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>>700777557
Probably "please no"
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You may shoot me but I know I will win when they take your guns away
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You cant shoot what you can't catch faggot
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[vacation time!] yeah!
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>>700777557
I really really like this image
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Oshitnigger
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>>700777557
"check em"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFkdcQgNJHo
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>>700777557
My ancestors are smiling at me, imperials, can you say the same?
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7777777 get
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>>700777747
shit
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>>700777557
I-I-I'm c-comin-g H-H-a-r-a-m-m-m-b-e......
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>>700777784
>>700777777
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>>700777735
Kek
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>>700777640
Fuck you beat me to it
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>>700777557
Depends on what im being shot out of
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>>700777557
I don't give a friggin' heck
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>>700777557
Love you Alex ;_;
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>>700777557

Damn, bullets. One of my many weaknesses.
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>>700777557
No pasaran!
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...incomprehensible...
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>>700777557

Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight. No immunity.
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>>700777557
bet you won't shoot faggot
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>>700777953
Hi m8
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>>700777557
Between the eyes please. The only thing worse than getting shot fatally is SURVIVING getting shot fatally.
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Yor mother plays card games in hell
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I am unarmed, officer
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>>700777557
>Handgun
Probably a 9mm... I would probably survive..
Rifle master race.
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>>700777557
$80,000 was buried under
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Finally. It's a great day to die. ROLL TIDE!
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>>700778047
Hi alex who i assume is the same alex im talking to even though i know its not
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>>700777761
Underrated post
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>>700777557
"It's a good day to be Superman!"
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>>700777557
Rosebud
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So I knew it would be my suicide.
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>>700778208
Truth is kid...the game was rigged right from the start.
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Monde de merde
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>>700777557
You won't, no balls
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cocaine is a helluva drug
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>>700778185
i might even be a larry who knows m8
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>>700777557

HERE COME DAT BOI
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>just like that old gypsy woman said!
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fuck niggers, chinks, and jews
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>>700778356
Knob sauce
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>>700777557
Safety's still on dickhead.
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>>700778382
>larry
um are you in the Arizona area ?
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>>700778074
>surviving getting shot fatally
>surviving fatally
>surviving
>getting shot
>fatally
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>>700778632
Without medical attention, getting shot in the lung will definitely kill you. It is a fatal wound.

With emergency medical attention, you will survive, albeit with one working lung.
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>>700778627
Am not lar bear but are Arizona. Are u?
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id love to quote something from the divine comedy, but in actuality it'd probably be something like, "Fuck, is that a gun?"
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>>700778765
yeah nigga was just in a area code thread and no one was in my area
you 602?
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GAME OVER, YEAHHH
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>>700777557

Bullets! My only weakness!
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>>700777557
It was uncle Charlie who molested me
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>>700777557
Finish the fucking job
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YOU CAN'T HAVE A GUN, THIS IS A GUN FREE ZONE!
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>>700778042
Fucker , good thing they shoot you
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alex is a fucking nigger
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>>700777557
Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
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>>700777557
Fuck.
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You may strike me down now, but I will return more powerful than you could imagine.
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"Shit, I had something for this..."
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>>700777626
Hell yeah man. This song is my shit.
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>>700777557
Are, like, you for real killing me right now?
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"You forget... while you were loading your gun, I studied the blade."
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At least I'm an organ donor so I'll do something right with my pathetic life
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>>700778895
Yeah are u following me
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>>700779835
kek
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>>700777557

uhhhh..... Don't kill me?
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>>700777557
This is a gun free zone, you can't have guns here.
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>>700777557
"Oh... so you do have the balls to shoot me... fuck..."
*hold up middle finger while falling to knees then falling over, dead*
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>>700777777
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>>700777557

LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU
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Martha!
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pull trigger if gay
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>>700780046
nah man if you are 602 then come chill at the shell station near mc donalds by the highway
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>>700777780
>>700777777
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>>700777557

See you in space cowboy...
*BANG*
"You're gonna carry that Weight"
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> PULL THE TRIGGER PUSSY!!!!!!!
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Want some skittles, or a sip from my Arizona?
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>>700780339
Pull trigger and your mother will die in her sleep tonight*
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I'm not ready yet, I haven't deleted gay porn of my hard drive
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>>700777557
If you shoot me your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
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What is dead may never die.
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>FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOM
-Mel Gibson.
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>>700777557
>You are being shot
>what are your last words?

"Hey, is that a Smith & Wess....."
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"Is this what you wanted, liberals...? For the Sandnigger to kill me, the person supplying your lazy ass with money...? Hope you're happy, 'cause that's 10 bucks out of your pockets, faggots."
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where's candle jack when y
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"Han Solo dies"
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Beat it, just beat it.
>Had to fight the urge to show my prick.
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>>700778042
i fucking hate my mother
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>>700777557
Gas the kikes! Race war now!
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>>700780715

I hate her too, anon.
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>>700778042
fuck
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>>700780780

ALLLL-VIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>700780591
kek
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"C-Check my d-d-dubs"
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>>700780379
It's just, See you Space Cowboy
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Dinddu Nuffin
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>>700777557
*looks at heart, looks at shooter* "Bulls-eye, dude" *collapses*
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>>700777557
"Moist"
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"Why me? I am white"
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Fuck this world, and fuck you the most.
A.s...s..ho..l.e...
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Deus Vult
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>>700777557
You're still a pussy
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>>700778042
reply
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>>700777557
*drops knife, puts hand on gunshot wound*
"Gun toting pussy."
*showing middle finger while falling over dead*
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>>700778710
So in other words
>not fatally?
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>>700780611
>10 bucks
Like you make that much that your tax provides sand niggers 10 a piece>>700780656
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>>700777557
I'll be back kakka-k-k... faggot
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>>700777557
Fuck.
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>>700777557
Aim for the head and don't you dare miss
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What do you think to the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?
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>>700777557
You missed..
faggot
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>>700777557
"Erk! Got me again. I'll get you eventually, remember, I don't stay dead."
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Tis but a scratch
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Just do it already...
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>>700777557
Don't miss.
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>>700781523
True
It probably only gives them a dollar.
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>>700777557
THIS MAN IS A MEMBER OF THE ISLAMIC STATE
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>>700777557
If you kill your enemy, he wins
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>>700777626
>You flush it out, you flush it out
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>>700777557
DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE!!!
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nigger
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gazpacho soup
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I hope you dont miss
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>>700783722
Didn't know it was served cold, Arnie?
Or should I say, 'Old Iron Balls, Bsc, Ssc'
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fuck.....u....nigga
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fgt fite me irl
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>>700784018
my niggah
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>>700784503
FIGHT ME IRL YOU FAGGOT
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>>700779355
Ravioli ravioli end my existencioli
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Hopefully I'm reborn with a bigger penis.
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>>700784683
Que?
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>>700777557
But... thats... illegal..
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>>700784831
uw0tm8
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Nuh-uh, forcefeild!
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But but... i'm not black
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should've made sure I didn't have a gun.....
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>>700777557
FUCK MOOT, FUCK HIROSHIMOOT, AND FUCK YOU. NIGGER.
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>>700780780
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>>700778042
Repy to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight. No immunity.
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>>700785456
nice dubz man
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>>700777557
I never got to suck a dick. :'( *sniff* ca-can i suck yours, mister?
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>>700777557
Finally, the sweet release of death
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>>700777557
Uh Oh Spaghetti O's
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Give my love to rose
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>>700777557
I fucked your mom
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"you got to ask yourself one question, do ya feel luck punk ?"
"well do ya ?"
"go ahead take my pay"
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>>700777557
Do you feel lucky, Punk?
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"thank you"
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>>700777557
This is assisted suicide, not murder
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>>700777557

wie unnötig
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>>700777557
Where did you get a gun? We don't live in the pleb states of america. This isn't even a primary school!
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You better kill me in the first shot because if you don't ima come foe yo ass tomorrow.
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Oh shit! im beeing shot!
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>>700777953
Alex is a stupid nigger.
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>>700787310
Kek and this.
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You too, Dindu?
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>>700777557
Everybody type on my headstone alex is a stupid Nigger
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>>700778042
reply
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Well fuck you too then
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You need to take pictures and post this shit on /b/. I will write a time stamp for you. Remember only dubs request is accepted.
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>>700777557
Nigger tongue my anus
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>>700777557
thankyou
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I don't wanna die sober, how about we split a joint first?
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Wait. No.
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>>700777557
i will haunt you until you kill yourself
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>>700787540
Only a Ninja can kill another Ninja
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>>700778042
,
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Tell my wife, I'm an Orangutan.
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Holy shit whats that!! (runs)
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>>700777557
no wonder thou wert victorious I shalt abdicate!
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>>700778042
feelscucked
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what are you gonna do, shoot me?
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Go on get out, last words are for fools who haven't said enough
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Hey guys look on that roof over there! I think I see a snip....
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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatevaaghk
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I specifically requested that this didn't happen.
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Heil Hitler!
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>>700780996

this
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Death is but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back
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>>700777557
"Wait! Use a knife or they'll go after guns. Thanks."
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>>700778042
Zuck ma dick
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Alex is a stupid nigger
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do a trickshot faggot
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>>700777557
Who's a good boy?
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>>700777557
Tell my mother to kill all the niggers
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thank you
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>>700777557
later world! smell my ass!
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>>700777557
Fuck Haram..be!
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>>700778632
>replying to being baited
>replying
>being baited
>fatally
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Check em! Nigger
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>>700780996
>>700787310
kek
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>>700780975
See you Cowboy in Space
FTFY
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>>700778118
Underrated post
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>>700777557
Wait is that a 9mm Beretta 92fs?
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I take your fucking bullets
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Now watch me whip
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>>700789374
Now watch me may may
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finally.
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"If you shoot me this sentence is false."
I'm unkillable, all thanks to logic 101
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>>700778042
oh no!
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>>700777557
i wish i wasnt getting shot
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I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY

and then I'd proceed to take off my pants to reveal my erect, enormous penis.
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>>700777557
Don't fucking miss, faggot.
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Aim for my cock
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>>700777557
Heh... You liar...
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>>700789527
Genius! It's a guaranteed miss!
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>>700777557
i'm being shot with an airsoft pistol? I'll calmly explain to the person about to make such a mistake that if he does what he's about to do, phisical harm will be inflicted upon him.

tl:dr pic related
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>>700777557
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Might as well take my money too here ya go
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It's finally over.
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>>700777557
The treasure is buried by the old-
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Frogtron will be a meme
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>>700777557
my last words would be: "fuck you god damn nigger"
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>please... Wipe my... Hard... Dri...

Or

>c-critical hit!
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>>700777557
Muh sogyny
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Youre only killing a man
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>>700777557
The famous Amber Room is hidden i-
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>>700777640
This
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You hold the gun i pull the trigger
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IM NOT BLACK!!
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>>700777557
I would deflect the bullet with my katana and stun my assailant
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>>700789946
You ain't genji man
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fucc u say to me nigga

>>700777644
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Check em
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>>700790024
The trick isn't to dodge the bullet but intercept it by moving the sword to where the pistol is pointing. Then it's just metal versus metal, all you need to do is deflect it.
If I can buy myself a moment of confusion that way that's all I need especially if I'm holding a long blade or a stave of some sort.
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>>700790024
Do not under estimate his yamtoe sashimi... Or was it weaboo style?
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pls dont shoot me, im allergic to bullets
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>>700790222
>mfw the shooter does a doubletap.
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Stop, if you kill me I can't suck yer dick and steal all yer money.
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>>700790470
Logic would dictate that the second shot is just going to be placed a bit higher, so I can defeat that with an upward motion of the katana
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>>700777557
1: Let me grab my blade and we'll make this a fair fight.
2:Do it! but know that i will go through ANY length to make you suffer in more ways then you can even imagne
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how will you shoot the devil in the back? what if you miss?
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>>700777557
Cowabunga!!
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>>700790678
A folded katana would cut right through that polearm and that chainmail in one slash. You just lost the battle.
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>>700777557
-
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>>700777557
what are you gonna do, shoot me?
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Shut the fuck up and let me die in peace, Walter.
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>>700790766
are you kidding me? do you even know what padding i have under there, ive fought you weeaboo's with katana's before and its cutting strength and balance is nothing against medieval tempered steel. MY blade however is designed not to slash cloth and flesh, but rend metal and steel asunder. go learn history.
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>>700777557

What are you ganna do shoot me?
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>>700790840
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>>700790905
>implying you can hit anything with no agility
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am i being detained?
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>>700790653
>just a bit higher.

Logic dictates you do not into firearms. The gun recoils after every shot.

Depending on how the shooter aims/holds the pistol, the 2 shots can end up anywhere. Even off target


And then there is groupings. Stock vs customized.
Factory ammy vs handloaded.
This isn't call of duty, kid
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>>700790990
Thats where a shield + faith comes in, that allong with 64,000 fanatical warriors behind me.
Deus vult.
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>>700777557
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>>700791361
>64k soldiers

This isn't even a warm up.
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>>700777557
though I will be very scared I will try my hardest to say "anon if you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"
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I'm farting!
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>>700777557
Someone please...N-nuke my harddrive...
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>>700777557

Shoot straight you bastards! Don't make a mess of it!
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SHOOT ME MOTHER FUCKER! SHOOT ME! SHOOT ME!
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