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New Zealand thread /nzg/
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>>700776354
So, uh, what happened to Old Zealand?
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>>700776354
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Why are IDs even gone?
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Northland NZ <3
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>>700776413
It's in the Netherlands still.
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whuddup
bay heah
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Dunedin reporting in

>>700776413
John key sold it, g
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Auckland reporting in
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>>700776354
Wellington reportin in. Upto
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New Plymouth cucking in
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>>700776754
auckland here too
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Dunedin here, cooked a mean feed for the dunedin crew this morning.
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>>700777078
Was pretty good, I helped btw.
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>>700776754
>>700776831
Another one.
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>>700777277
Nice trips
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>>700777452
Those aren't trips.
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IDbro reporting in from Dunedin
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>>700777241
noone cares.
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>>700777804
I care, anon.
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>>700776456
land of the long dead meme
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Linton reporting in
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>>700776354
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>>700776816
cuckoldry is a sin
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tokes g
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Dunedin homies, stay woke. Police are on a bit of a mish at the moment by the looks of it.
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>>700776754
>>700776831
>>700777277
Good to see Aucklandfags dominating the thread
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>>700778165
chur!
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Daily reminder that bacon is life
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>>700776354
Wellyfag
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>>700779072
>not a bowl of bacon stewing in its own fat
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>>700779072
>tfw cooked 16 pieces today
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Wellington reporting in.
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>>700779113
I only cooked 7. Am I a failure?
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>>700779140
Right here. Not there, but here. Close enough. What's up?
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>>700779174
Did you eat all seven?
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>Try to take a Pokemon Go gym
>I can see this fat guy going for it across the street as well
>We beat the gym
>My phone crashes
>On restart, he's claimed the gym with a Snorlax

Feels bad, yo.
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>>700779217
Eatin' cereal. You?
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>>700779242
Girlfriend had 2.
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>>700779140
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28yo, haven't ridden a pushbike in about 15 years. Gonna ride to uni tomorrow coz i need to lose some weight. Do cops give a fuck if i wear a helmet or not?
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>>700779744
yes.
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>>700779405
You're collectively a winner then
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>>700779396
Breakfast is a pretty good choice for dinner, chur.
Nothing at the moment. Maybe drinking, haven't decided yet.
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>>700779111
call da police!
>checked

All bacon is good m80.
It reduces your chances of being a Muslim terrorist quite substantially.
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shaky city of ShitChurch here
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>>700777078
>>700777241
Good cunce
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>>700780071
I think there are far more concerning terrorists to worry about
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>>700777241
I helped eat it

>>700777804
you're v hard on guy
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>>700779744
>>700779877
this.
Though the chances of being pulled up are slim, why risk it.
I've first hand seen someone fall from a bike and saved from probably a rather serious injury when their helmet struck the curb rather then their head. It won't save you from everything, you won't need it for everything, but it's better then nothing, like a seatbelt.
>inb4 helmets are lame
>bikes are lame.
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>>700779744
yes and if you don't have front and back flashing lights you get 150 fine its fucked up.
back in my day i remember being a young jew
>story time
>cop pulls up beside me biking home from school
cop>little jew were is your helmet
jewkid>fuck you I don't have to wear one
cop>ill follow you home and talk to your dad
knock knock>why is that jew not wearing helmet
daddy>fuck off pig its not law
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>>700780239
wut? Like who?
In fact, name a group or ethnic religion other then muslims that are commonly called terrorists.
I'm not claiming their aren't, but whites are usually psychotic, blacks are criminals, etc.
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Burger fuel for tea. Life is good.
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>>700780630
That is an inanely immature simplification, and if you honestly think like that you are retarded, sorry.
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>>700780844
mean bro. but why not the burnout?
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>>700780891
>I cannot refute your claim and therefore you're retarded.
I'm not even the anon you're replying to and you're clearly a faggot.
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>>700780927
I wanted beef instead of chicken. Was going to get a Freakout like I usually do but figured I would just get a basic burger.
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>>700777078
Dunners also reporting!

>>700778467
where abouts?
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Palmy here
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these threads are shit now
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>>700781269
>now
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>>700781269
When were they not shit?
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>>700781127
Seen the red HP car at the top of Pine Hill and on the motorway going out to Mosvegas, as well as cops with radars on the bridges with cars ready and waiting on the slip roads.
Heaps just cruising around all through town as well.
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>>700780985
Your claim is so flawed it's irrelevant

>In fact, name a group or ethnic religion other then muslims that are commonly called terrorists.

What the fuck does being "commonly called terrorists" count towards actually determining weather a group is a terrorist organisation? The word already has a meaning, we don't need some arbitrary form of measurement determined by you in order to support your linear spoon fed line of thinking.

>I'm not claiming their aren't, but whites are usually psychotic, blacks are criminals, etc.

Not even worth addressing.

>I'm not even the anon you're replying to and you're clearly a faggot

I suck dick on the daily but again I dont see the relevance.

Have you ever been lucid?
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Dunedin friend here, about to go make use of the final days of $1 hotdogs at nightnday.

Also, >>700780844
Reminds me...heard there was a new Burger fuel in North D next to the hunting and fishing...can anyone confirm? haven't been able to see anything online about it but too lazy to go down and check.
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>>700781269
>now
these threads have always been cucked
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>>700781269
>>700781494
samefag
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>>700781436
Now that you say it, i did see a cop sitting on Kaikorai Valley Road about an hour ago.

>>700781467
those $1 are worth the effort going to a N&D.

Never heard about this burger fuel in north dunedin?! imma have to check tomorrow night!
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>>700781450
all muslims are terrorists.
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>>700781530
>>700781530
>>700781530
>>700781530
samefag
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>>700781822
faggot
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>>700781467
Pretty sure there isn't, certainly haven't seen anything when I've gone past.
I live in hope though.
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>>700781930
kek
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Bit dozy tonight. Where the party at on a Tuesday?
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>>700781930
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>>700782567
Ians place
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>>700782791
Image viruses
>>700782796
Well fuck the lot of you for not inviting me around for gigabit fibre and cake
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>>700781450
y u so butthurt tho?

>Your claim is so flawed it's irrelevant
you're a faggot

>Not even worth addressing.
you're not addressing anything, you faggot.

I suck dick on the daily but again I dont see the relevance.
>you're a faggot.
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>>700782840
>Well fuck the lot of you for not inviting me around for gigabit fibre and cake
And honey jack
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>>700783090
>I have drunk from a bottle on the internet
The power of technology never ceases to amaze. Pic related though, I'm sorted.
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>>700783620
That bottles a slut.
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>>700783090
>>700783620
That shit is nice man. I'm gonna get me a bottle tomorrow. Cheers bros.
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>>700783786
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Anyone know a Ruth B from Hamilton/Auckland?
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which one of you did this?
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Best porn right here.
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>>700783911
Ruth E you say?
Err maybe.
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Noodling on my guitar. What song should I learn?
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>>700783015
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>>700784190
Nope, B.. Has red hair.
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>>700783786
That bottle is a classy expensive escort.
>>700783804
It's dangerously good.
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>>700784268
pokemon theme song
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boyfriend dumped me tonight.
>said it was cause his parents hate that im white
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>>700784518
show dick faggot, and stop dating niggers
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>>700784268
Seven nation army.
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>>700784518
Sorry, anon. Spill your guts to us if it'll help you any.
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Anyone goto any colleges in wellington?
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>>700784654
>>700784709
there are 2 types of people in /nzg/
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>>700784779
And that's the true beauty of this shithole
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>>700784779
don't assume my type!
*triggered*
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Wangas......
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Any aucklandfags selling dope? Churrrrr
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>>700784999
Probably, but you won't find them on here.
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>>700785160
Where then?
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>>700785436
Manurewa
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>>700785591
Too far my dude
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N e 1 from Tron about?
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Dunedin reporting in, anyone seen my dad around? Last seen carrying a briefcase and probably yelling at people. Pic related
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>>700786212
>carrying a briefcase
>yelling at people
Is your dad that homeless dude?
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Wanganui here my dudes
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>>700786212
THATS ME
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>>700786212
Is that fucking Fifi? Hahahah
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>>700786473

He's not homeless, I guess he gives off that vibe though.
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because alcohol is gains goblin
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Any ISIS fggts here tonight?
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>>700787691
Of course anon and not an officer of the law. inshallah
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>>700785759
yoza
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl4QVNLJ_EU
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>>700784518
we can still fuck
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>>700788722
Phat ass, phat thighs, mmm (;
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>>700776792
mah nigga
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>>700776354
Wellingtonian here
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>>700789086
marrige you wanna?
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Kiwi in Australia for education. Spend every single day wishing I could move back. Lived in Auckland most of my life.
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>>700789477
whyd you move
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>>700789578

Had University offers from UoA/Vic/Massey and a few in Australia. Decided to go for the Australian university education in the hopes that it gives me more opportunities / network possibilities.
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>>700789477
Well fuck off den ya dum kiwi dog i'll fukn let ya havvit cunt.
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>>700776354

>NZ thread

>auckland here
>welly here
>fuckin bluff here

whats the point of these threads again
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>>700789796
It's NZ's attempt at an online census
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>>700789796
It's just /soc/ and /int/ leaking into /b/, like every other board does.
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>>700790540
Can't really speak for everyone else here but I rarely browse 4chan, just turn up to these
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>>700776754
heell yeah
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Aussie in Tauranga what is there to do m8s?
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Cuckakuru here
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Amerifag who lived in Auckland for a year, I miss NZ so damn much
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>>700790722
Why'd you move to America mate
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>>700790722
Including Auckland as part of New Zealand.
Welcome to china mate.
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>>700790722
Don't forget to vote for Trump. He has better memes.
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>>700790663
In Tauranga? I mean, you could probably kill yourself, or just go to a better city.
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How can you have a total shitty weather being not so far of australia? I've heard you have the same weather as Ireland..
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Auckland reporting in
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>>700790764
I'm American, did a gap year in NZ
>>700790834
I didn't just stay in Auckland, traveled all the way down to Queenstown too
>>700790866
I hate politics but I'd rather vote trump than that crooked bitch Hillary
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>>700790663
Astrolabe on friday mate?
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>>700790963
Whomever told you that is an idiot.
New Zealand has a largely temperate climate. While the far north has subtropical weather during summer, and inland alpine areas of the South Island can be as cold as -10 C in winter, most of the country lies close to the coast, which means mild temperatures, moderate rainfall, and abundant sunshine.
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>>700791161
Why do your women have the hottest fucking accents? And I don't mean the sound hot when they talk because that's kind of terrible, but when they fuck, DAAAAAAMN
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>>700790914
Visiting kiwi side of the family so cant change city

>>700791186
Might check it out
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>>700791569
You have another option.
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>>700791476
Porn stars usually over exaggerate for viewer pleasure
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>>700776354
ТЕСТ
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>>700791789
And do the women learn from porn? Because I don't know if you've ever fucked an American, or even Canadian woman for that matter, but it's awesome.
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>>700776816
np reporting
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>>700791194
this country has always been cucked tho
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why aren't there more 24 hours food places in the capital?
also why isn't there many fucking food delivery cunts?
mother fucker we ain't even in the future.
I want to order fucking orange chicken and dim sums from an asian place and have it brought to me.
fuck this life.
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Opotiki here. still the same as it was for the last decade
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>>700789086
Ey mang
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>>700792799
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>>700792799
man i cant even go out for food theres only 4 places to get food in my town
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>>700792799
>>700793045
You idiots keep talking shit about Auckland, meanwhile I can go out for midnight sushi and a blowjob if I want.
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>>700792946
eh boss

>>700793114
nice china faggot
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>>700793139
Doing fam
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any job openings i can take from dem whities?
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>>700792927
>Opotiki
you literally live in a slum
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>>700793281
there aint no work here beaner fuck off
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Can I come and live with you m8s?
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>>700793331
cmon brah, spare a fellow nigguh sum jobs.
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>>700793420
ye mate.
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>>700793434
if i cant get one how you think ima share, dumb ass nigga
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>>700793420
Totally this, not a Brit though but I would totally move there if given a chance. Would slog through shitty jobs before settling for a profession I could be proud of
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>>700776543
>>700776354

far fucking north! also anyone walked te araroa, walk 900 km, ended up in auckland and got the best BJ ever from bankokprost
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>>700793420
Back to the colonies
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>>700793305
tell me about it. at least im not a nigger though
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>>700793171
playing runescape my brethren.
yourself in such times?
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>>700793615
how have you not committed suicide yet?
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>>700793676
Browsing B eatin them magi noodles
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I actually like Maori people
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>>700793743
magi noodle are shit tier now.
they used to be good then they changed.
I don't like change.
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>no qt kiwi gf

Just die in my sleep already
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>>700793717
i have enough saving to keep me a drunk neet till i leave
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>>700793920
That poverty game keeping me from the Mi Goring life
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>>700793897
Why do they copy african americans?
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Emigration Brit here. I has a question. Are the Maori people's literally nigger-tier? Do they hold grudges against the hu'white majority and try to blackmail them for gibs, jobs, and welfare?

Redpill me on Maoris.
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>>700793717
Brandon?
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>>700794051
they steal our women and drink our beer so yes i guess they are like nigger bulls
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>>700794051
50% are nigger tier the rest are just chill cunts
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>>700776354
>wanna-be Australia

Fuckoff.
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>>700793924
ew

>>700793973
its like $5.60 for a pack of ten.
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>>700794188
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>>700791569
it's a good time on a friday mate believe me
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>>700794216
I can only work a few hours a week. Only have like 15$ a week for food
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>>700793973
Countdown sells 10 packs of migoreng for $5. I get 20 packs of noodles and a $6 1kg jar of peanut butter for protein and that feeds me for 2 weeks.
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>>700794096
how do you know my name?
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>>700794309
not eating two packs at once.
and more than one time a day.

>>700794303
thats like almost 30 packs of noodles.
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>>700794309
I have rice, mixed vege and that soy sauce
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>>700794051
>>700794187
Kind of this but it depends where you find them. 90% of South Auckland Maoris are literal niggers, the rest are cool. Go further south and the niggerishness starts to dissipate and the reverse becomes true by the time you're in Antarctica.
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How long do things take do get delivered when you buy things online from, say, europe or the USA?

Why are Chink """"investors"""" ruining your economy fam?

Are the women cute or frumpy?
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>>700794227
>giving him a (You)
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>>700794416
I eat once a day. 2 packs of noodles in a bowl with a big tablespoon of peanut butter. Mix it up and microwave it for like 5 minutes.
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>>700794433

what's the interbreeding rate like? how do mixed people identity, white or maori?

is it like white/black relations, where the 'mixed' kid always identifies as the lower caste?
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>>700794656
They usually identify as halfcasts.
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How expensive is Internet there?

I get 50MB fibre optic for 30USD a month.
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>>700794599
that is no diet for a human bean.
buy rice.
buy a bag of mixed vege.
buy some sauce.

enjoy.
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if this thread makes it to 300 i wil fist myself on livestream
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>>700794798
Ill shit post to see this mate
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>>700794733
About twice as much. Unlimited fibre is $90-$100 NZD which is like $60-$65 US.
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>>700794656
All my mixed friends say they're Maori so they can play the race card. They also get money of uni plus other benefits from the government
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>>700794764
If I'm feeling fancy I will chuck in some frozen peas.
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>>700794733
y u tease me
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>>700794882
hey i do this <3
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>>700794798
See you soon :^)
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>>700794798
i think you'll be safe today
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>>700794388
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>>700784518
L?
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>>700794882

so, they are nigger tier, in that they do cry victim for gubbermint gibs?

GIB UNI MONEY OR I TRASH YOUR COUNTRY FAM

sounds pretty niggerish to me

if they weren't nigger tier they'd be able to stand on their own two without white taxpayer support.
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Fuck. I just realised we can get VDSL here. I've been stuck on 10mbit ADSL for nothing!
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>>700795143
calm down there champ
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>>700795143
NZ niggers are different to nigger niggers. They're very politically minded. They are more like if a native american crossed with a nigger.
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>>700795143
We don't really hate or belittle our natives that much
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>>700795271
Solid description
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>>700795143
Honestly they had to be pretty smart to fight off the British for all those years
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threds ded
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What your favourite NZ food? I like cheeserolls.
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>>700795417
Fuck off cunt, you're just trying to get out of fisting your arsehole.
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>>700795433
Apparently they're a south-only thing
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time for TANKS
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>>700795456
hehehe ;)
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>>700795466
They are! they even have their own wikipedia page
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>>700795496
AHAHHA you're fucked now >>700794798
Prepare anus and also cam now pls
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>>700795433
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>>700795496
That poor tank looks so confused
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>>700795522
No merci
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>>700795403

why didn't they die en masse of disease like the other polynesian/natives of the new world?
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>>700795605
Do you have problem?
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>>700795496
>>700795552
>>700795640
Twingo+tanks. You better have lube>>700794798
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I need to see that 300
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>>700795658
Quite a few did die but majority survived
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>>700795658
They are, its called diabetes
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>>700795557
>>700795552
>>700795496
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT TANK FAGS ARE CANCER
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Tanks saving the day
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>>700795754
This is your daily reminder that cancer fags fags are cancer.
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>>700795702
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>>700795800
sage
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>>700795754
What was that
Post more tanks
Ok then.
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>>700795531
I just read it and it tells me they're largely unknown north of Oamaru.
Every day is a school day.
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Ill post my porn stash to get us to 300 I want amateur fisting
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>>700795815
It will be fine, be greatest tank
at Tier 1
in World of Tanks..
With pref match making.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TY
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what the fuck is up with this 300 posts shit?
you cunts do realize that its just a meme some shitposter used to force back in the day ?
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I had some of this yesterday. I was disappointed. It was all gooey and didn't taste like Kbar at all. It was the red one and it tasted like JellyTip.
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>>700795869
Yep, chatted to nan aucklander who hadnt heard of them till I told him, didnt even know they existed. Also, buttering the top of a toasted sandwhich is also a otago/southand thing.
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>>700795879
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5_SB1FxAWg
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>>700795942
i remember when i was new
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>>700795937
>please can people just watch the video without being abusive
kek
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>>700795942
Yeah but now some retard said they'd blow their anus out when it hit the magic meme number
And anon will surely deliver!
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>>700795942
Fuck you i made this thread I want 300
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>>700795942
>some shitposter
He may be dead but his memes live on
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>>700795997
It will be fine.
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>>700796042
>just like $50 anon
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>>700795997
>tumblr
kys
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>>700796044
What's that >>>/pol/ tard doing.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZDJUTYDiq8
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>>700795942
Who started the 300 meme?
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>>700796142
would you rather I post monster waifus? :^)
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>>700793114
From the same place
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>>700796131
Speaking of. I have some money to blow, I just got paid. First femanon to post timestamped pick with "Why are IDs even gone" on her tits gets $50.
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>>700796210
John Key
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RVVHXdMmog
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seriously guys thread is dead there's no point in posting
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Can someone post some cute mixed-race maori/white females?
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>>700796210
some cunt called idbro
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>>700796139
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>>700796232
Post anything desu
We're going to crash this thread through the bump limit at top speed
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>>700796237
tempting, but I just got my neetbux
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>>700796268
He's right, we'll never make it to 300. 11 posts is too many
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>>700796286
but no one likes him
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>>700796305
A real shame.
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>>700796289
IM COMING PAPA FRANKU
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>>700796305
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Thread derailed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLm37SghNp8
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>>700796392
These threads never had rails bro. It's always offroading in here.
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>>700796380
>tfw no qt kiwi bf to beat up

y live tbh.
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Keeping it 300 like IDbro
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300, open anus now
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>>700796392
Worth the sacrifice for guaranteed anon anal fisting extravaganza
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>>700796450
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Thanks for the incredible tank pics, tank bro!
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>>700796368
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>>700796465
>>700796465
>>700796465
F I S T A N U S
I
S
T
A
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U
S
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have yuri monster dom for successful 300 boys
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>>700796465
keep it dead like idbro next time
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>>700796447
Real talk, this is why everyone owns 4WDs
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>>700796519
i said 300, not 308.
too bad, maybe next time
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>>700796465
FISTING TIME
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I spent all this time making a meme...
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>>700796604
what a surprise I hope pic related happens to you, but instead of qt school girl it's a fat maggot infested hobo.
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>>700796604
You said it had to make it, not stop at it.
Quit stalling and apply fist to butthole.
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>>700796633
doubly shekked
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>>700796633
checked n checked nigga
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Hey fags! ChCh fag living in seppoland. How's home?
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>>700796718
happy?
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>>700796884
Cold and a bit shit, but it's home. What part of the burger are you in, and how is it?
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>>700796884
ChCh still half torn down
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>>700796927
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>>700796966
>>700797005
Living in San Francisco. Yeah, been home a couple of times. Last time was almost three years ago. Saw a YouTube video recently, really fucking empty still. Shits fucked!
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>>700797159
night cuck
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>>700797215
I've been here long enough to forget what winter feels like. That shits going to hurt when I go back home to live kek
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>>700797215
Tradies fucking everywhere
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>>700797215
>San Francisco
You should just kill yourself already. Or come back.
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