Such a faggot thread. NOBODY wants this shit but butt faggots.
I was an ass man from birth nigga. Until I married a bitch that got fat and got some big ole tittles.
I"VE CHANGED NIGGAS!!!
Never look back...
Nelson Madella was a self proclaimed terrorist.
>its in the fucking link you put in yourself
dont let the gay thoughts creep in too deep
s...sorry sempai, please dont hurt me
Last one for your acid trip. This is just entertaining.
How long ago did you take it OP and how you feeling? I've tripped a handful of times, acid is definitely my favorite psyche though my last trip had some unpleasant moments. Bubbles are a nice trip toy if you got any.
you guys are obviously trying to give this guy a bad trip.
Just don't spend your entire trip with like TV and looking at cool shit. Go take a walk or something, explore it in depth. I'm not assuming but I'm sure there are people on here who would just spend hours on /b/ if they did it.
Shopped. Saw the original a while back, compared right next to this one. Poster spent a paragraph pointing out photoshop evidence as well, shit like how his dick's not even straight.
8/? last one then. Time to get some THC in my blood
ass so fine some forked it
I don't know what it is about this image, but this is easily one of the most unsettling things I've ever seen. Like, all those stupid ass creepypasta photoshops like that smiling dog actually make me laugh they're so silly, but this picture, the weirdness is so subtle.
kinda giving me a boner tho
Every time I see this picture, I always think of a million ideas for what the context could be. Like, maybe his residence is being foreclosed or evicted or something, and he's moved everything out except for those watermelons and he's sitting there staring at them like "why did I buy all of these, I could have spent this on my rent"
Kek. I love this pic. I think it could be as simple as he's been carrying a fuckload of watermelons up to the flat, the work is now done and his hands are aching and he's now looking at the fruits of his labours.
Does my explosive diarrhea from earlier count?
I am the cockgod, also known as el Gulli.
Worship me and the jizz will flow
this made me kek out loud. Like there's someone out there who never learned math and he's just like "shit how many fucking watermelons do I have if I take away three" sitting there helpless, an example to all of the kindergartners learning arithmetic, showing them the problems they could face if they don't learn basic math.
An Asian guy has 45 watermelons in his flat. He needs to get them across the city to a market stall 15 miles away. He can only carry 15 watermelons at a
time, and he eats one watermelon every mile he walks, including walking
back to where he started from. He can also leave watermelons at any
mile he has walked, but no fractions of a mile. How many watermelons
can he possibly take to the market?
I was tripping with millenium hoffmans, me and few friends.
We all saw dead bodies around my friends livingroom, we tried to close our eyes if they would disappear but ot didnt work. We all knew it was hallucination but still couldnt het rid of the corpses.
Then my mate had an idea "lets carry these fuckers to the other room!"
We grabbed the bodies from hands and legs and carried them to kitchen, problem solved and rest of the evening went well.