Trips decides how I kill this beetle
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Trips decides how I kill this beetle
Put it outside or something idk
>>700761023
Put it up your penis hole and suffocate it in there.
>>700761181
Rolling for this one
>>700761181
rolling as well
drown it in your jizz
Just let it go...
>>700761181
Nother roller
>>700761181
Fuck yes.
>>700761333
GET
>>700761181
Only this
>>700761333
Winrar
>>700761333
Winrar
>>700761333
Winrar
Why is the winning roll always jizz?
Set it on fire.
>>700761023
Why did you put your life savings next to a beetle
who gives a shit just fucking let it go or squish it or something dude why is this even worth a thread
>>700761023
burn it. simple, easy, quick.
>>700761333
This might take awhile, hold on guys
>>700761520
you probably enjoy zootopia threads, fuck off summerfag
>>700761181
rawlin
>>700761528
periscope it
>>700761661
there's already a winrar fag
Post porn for OP to fap to so that he can jizz on the beetle
>>700761333
>>700761835
>>700761835
>>700762067
You are a bad man
>>700762067
Christ
>>700762223
One off
Delivvveerrrrrrr!
>>700761333
Winrar
>>700762576
I'm still jerking off hold on
>>700762780
mushroom pee-pee
>>700762780
That fuck is wrong with your dick?
>>700762780
DICK alert
>>700762780
Fucking hell, op, I didn't prerpare myself to see some stranger's dick. I have class in the morning you nigger.
>>700762780
nice mushroom tip
give the beetle a kiss goodnight for me
>>700762976
His dick is fine. The head is just flared out. Nothing wrong with it
>>700762780
OP it takes me a like 2 maybe 3 minutes with good porn. Wtf is the hold up?
>>700762576
What a pleasant @ (you). Fag.
>>700761651
I don't, and I've been here since '09. I'm finally starting to come to terms with the death of this site. This site was always shit but at least before the shit was mildly entertaining.
You got ed?let's move it bitchniqa
>>700761023
with kindness
Shit guys, i don't cum like i used to
Anyone have ang better ideas
>>700763497
what the fuck was that man your load is like 3 drops lmao
>>700763497
Cmon OP what the fuck is that
>>700763433
Check'em.
>>700763497
now eat it
how old are you?
>>700763546
Its what i get for jerking off like 6 times a day lol
>>700761181
time for this
>>700763497
Snort it while it's alive
>>700763497
Op set it on for and dose it with olive oil.
>>700763661
This
Convert it to islam then kill it
You don't. You let it live.
Gas and fire
>>700763497
shit on it
>>700763687
Fire
Drown it in dish soap
>>700763733
Checkm8.
>>700763788
WinZIP!!
>>700763497
Did you jerk off three times today already?
let it bite yo dick
>>700761023
Stick that gerbil in your ass through a tube
Swallow it alive.
>>700763834
Nofaggot.
Keep it in your nose
>>700763610
Ah I feel you, My gf left for school last week and my life has become working and jerking 24/7.
Crunch it between your teeth
alright fag, here's the plan
step 1. cover the top of the bowl with saran wrap
step 2. punch a hole in the saran wrap
step 3. acquire White-Out and some tape, preferrably clear
step 4. liberally pour white out through hole in plastic
step 5. tape that hole shut
the fumes from the white-out are really strong, and the bowl is small enough to effectively create a gas chamber, killing him slowly.
Crush it up the bum-hole
Just eat it you pussy!!!
>>700761181
Reroll
Smack it with your dick now
>>700761023
Drown in cum
Stuff it in your ass and asphyxiate it.
>>700763979
reroll
>>700763984
reroll
Put it on the face of whoever is closest to you, try to make them eat it.
>>700764098
He tried.
>>OP
Let it live my friend
>>700764111
nice
don't forget to post pics of the process op
>>700764111
WINNNAAAARRR
>>700764111
Winrar
>>700764111
WINRAR
>>700764111
HURRAY
Space Program, of course !
>>700764170
Damn didn't see that
>>700764111
>>700763979
WINRAR!!!
>>700764111
Winrar
Become obsessed with him, stalk him outside of his home and shoot him.
>>700764111
This is gonna be good
>>700764227
one off
also gas chamber, then space program :^)
>>700764370
not one off, my autism levels are high today
Alright I doubt I have white out but adhesive or spraypaint should work right
>>700761023
Put it in booty
who the fuck has white out
>>700763497
Stick it up your ass
>>700764111
I like how you think
>>700764485
White-Out works best, but I'm sure there's lots of household chemicals that work well. Pretty much anything with really strong fumes.
>>700764575
why thank you
i use this to kill flies sometimes
>>700764485
just get a really nasty fart brewing
>>700763849
For fucks sake I still get a full blow after six times.
Alright I'm ready, gonna go outside and record this,
>>700764964
Ohyesnigger.jpg
>>700764964
you're a pretty cool guy op
>>700762780
ugly ass dick
>>700764964
>The Day OP Delivered
>>700764964
>>700765127
better than yours i bet
Привет инвалиды
Checkem
bump
smoke it whole from a bong.
>>700761023
Meh just eat it and end this thread
>>700765445
lol
bump
>>700765245
Контй мк конт файс
Op is dead,the thread is dead. Nice.
>>700764964
I'm nenjoying this thread way more than I thought
OP actually delivers, today was a good day
test
>>700766123
>123
>>700766172
Ok someone reported me on 4chan from my phone so posting from my computer now, gonna upload on youtube cause no fuckin clue how to make a small enough webm
>>700766233
>green
>>700761023
Mix some bleach with some ammonia, then blow bubbles in the mixture with a straw to get it thoroughly mixed. Then use the straw to blow the vapors into the glass with the beetle and watch the fun!
>>700766305
looking forward to it boi
>>700766305
That cp will get you banned OP
>>700766380
nice b8
Shove into your anus op
>>700766542
oh no, not again.
>>700766542
Mods
>>700766542
oh shit
>>700766676
holy fuck, so close to quints
>>700766777
DOUBLE GET
>>700766542
Dick hammer
>>700766777
>7007
>66
>777
G E T
E
T
>>700765445
so close...
>>700766542
lmao not op,
I'm 18
>>700767005
you lose
here's a consolation prize!
Fuuuuuuucking normiesssss reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>700767098
show us your birth certificate
>>700767098
deliver my dude
I'm gonna sound like a fag but whatever. Who the fuck kills a beetle like that?
put it on top of your head and shoot from below livestream
>>700767155
nice dubs :/
>>700767188
white people
>>700767175
gonna take a century to upload on my internet
dubs decides the title for the video
>>700767155
>>700767272
monke
>>700767254
>off by one
you just can't win, can you?
>>700767272
#beetlelivesmatter
>>700767164
Newfag
>>700767272
stupid faggot bug fucking dies like a jew
>>700767389
This is also me>>700767343
White out chamber
>>700767389
then i proceed to be off by one
>>700767481
kek
>>700767455
>stupid faggot bug fucking dies like a jew
dubs decides the description now
>>700767449
winrar
I have no fucking life
>>700767606
this is totally me when i'm being gassed xDDDDD
>>700767606
some faggot told me to kill a beetle so i killed the fuckin beetle
#beetlelivesmattet
>>700767598
>off by one again
>>700767481
you're bad luck is rubbing off on me anon
>>700766344
topkek
found this fucker in me veggie garden
>>700767606
*starts floating in the air with eyes glowing red and spheres of dark energy resonating from his palms*
>>700767749
go back to school summerfag
>>700767714
roll
>>700767272
blackie died in gas chamber 2016 no fake
...
>>700767801
i couldn't help myself, i'm cursed
Can I have a documentary now?
>>700767946
poor thing
>>700767606
I ran out of cum so i had to use whiteout like some weak faggot
>>700767859
this
>>700767606
Bug Goldsichel's the name
i hate beetles
>>700767714
reroll
>>700768024
Reroll
>>700767946
>>700768028
let me try to break this curse
no hate pls
>>700768233
Good job anon.
>>700768233
Just testing to see if it was broken
>>700768233
you madman
Kill it with time. put it outside to feel the full affects of life and time, for maximum effect.
Its time will run out and you will have killed it slowly, but surely
>>700768366
We did it!
>>700767606
the description should just be a link to this thread
>>700768495
Let me fix those singles for you anon
>>700768538
yeah that works, ill do that
also 10 minutes till it uploads on my shit internet
>>700768566
he fuckn did it!
>>700768566
this is now a get thread>>700768633
>>700768633
as did you
>>700768664
God damn it I'm still fucking cursed
>>700768619
ayy, i didnt even get dubs but i won.
OP has over-Delivered.
Not complaining
>>700768566
the dubs lord has blessed you anon!
>>700768566
Oh shit
>>700768731
no dubs for you
>>700768619
what are you uploading to? Jewtube?
>>700768755
you didn't have them before, but you have them now!
>>700768788
fuck you :'(
>>700768788
dubs are just getting thrown around at the end of this thread
>>700768788
good lord. This thread is fantastic.
>>700768840
BOW TO THE DUBS LORD
>>700768840
please let me get just one dubs
>>700769054
nope
if i get dubs i will post a picture of a rock
>>700769042
>two off
not quite anon
>>700769054
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>700769118
Well what about this
>>700769054
a watched pot never gets dubs
>>700769054
you poor bastard
no dubs for me
did we use up all the dubs?
Grant me dubs I beg of thee RNgesus
>>700769332
give em here pls >>700769054
EVERYONE GIVE ANON YOUR ENERGY SO HE CAN GET DUBS
>>700769399
I DID IT
>>700769399
you got em pal
RNgesus if you're listening, I will suck your massive dong for some sweet sweet doubles
>>700769444
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>700769444
Hory shet
>>700769399
mother of fuck
>>700769444
You did it again, but better this time!
>>700769444
checked
>>700769444
Nice
>>700767155
Sauce on the original?
The only time I get dubs is not in a get thread
Every ones getting dubs :c
Can I have dubs too?
>>700769444
wow, did you ever!
Hurry OP, I wanna go to bed.
>>700769444
IT IS BECAUSE I, THE DUBS LORD, USED UP ALL OF THE POWER FROM MY DUBS TO GIVE YOU SOME GOOD GETS
>>700769587
its processing now don't worry less than 5 mins left
>>700769600
Get
>>700769600
WTF YOU STILL HAVE POWER
>>700768686
>68686
>>700769600
still saved some for yourself though
>>700769600
Could you teach me please?
>>700769688
And for you Jesus Christ
>>700769658
awesome bro!
>>700769658
shit dude, i gotta get up at ten
>>700769444
But can I do it?
dubs pls
>>700769688
Oh my
Why do I suck so much at getting dubs? You guys make me feel bad ):
777 get?
>>700769690
just do this
>>700769768
fuck
>>700769444
waste of trips dumbass
how many times can you jerk off before dying?
dicks out for harambe
>>700769811
But look!
>>700769811
Checked and keked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JzUtboXlkU&feature=youtu.be
heres the video niggers, also about half way through the video i had to cut a chunk out because it was recording nothing for 30 seconds, so don't think i did some shady shit
>>700769879
Rickroll?
0000
>>700769561
i can't find it. when i do a reverse image search this pops up http://jjhotstrip.tumblr.com/ maybe it's somewhere in there.
>>700769879
OP DELIVERED!!
OP DELIVERS
>>700769971
shit, nice video op
>>700769879
OP DELIVERED WITH VIDEO
quads
>>700770066
Oh my god...
>>700769879
this is fucking brutal
>>700769879
Holy shit
>>700769879
SOME ONE SAVED THIS AND MAKE A WBEM OF THIS NEEDS TO BE SAVED BEFORE YOUTUBE ACTS LIKE A NIGGER
>>700769879
LEGENDARY DELIVERY
Good game OP. I'm going to bed
>>700770066
Quad dubs
>>700769879
You are a fucking legend OP
>>700770220
agreed
>>700761023
drown the fucker in your fap juice.
>>700770220
YouTube to mp3 dot com
I posted the original suggestion. You have no idea how gratifying this is.
Not sexually, fags
>>700769587
me to mane
I got Calc II 7 Am
>>700770066
someone needs to screenshot every get in this thread now
>>700769879
>delivered
>>700769879
that ending was amazing. you're a beautiful man, op.
>>700770477
fucckkk that's brutal man
>>700770499
ANOTHER GET FOR ME
Why so many gets on this fucking thread?
