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>Started fake dating profile
>get hit up by guys and grills
>Here we are
Roll dubs
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>>700760777
Bump. Get the real OP in here
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>>700760777
Respond to the post you're rolling for because there will be multiple conversations going. Don't just roll like a retards or I won't count it
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>>700761298
the hard dick Im about to succ
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>>700761143
Everytime i think about you i get an uncontrollable surge of pure unruly sexual energy!
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>>700761298

nothing much, what about you? :) :)
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>>700760777
What gang are you in tyrone
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>>700761298
My t cell count. HIV is rough
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>>700760777
kkk here
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>>700760777
come over right now
my roommate is drunk and passed out
we can have fun with her
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>>700761533
Kek
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>>700761298
you look so fucking thicc,i wanna fuck you up the pooper
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>>700760777
Well I'm not a nigger anymore, so I've got that going for me. How come you haven't done any transnigger procedures yet?
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>>700761463
Roll
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Wanna cook some pizza rolls.
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>>700760777
Am not 21
Am 13
sorry
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>>700760777
EW A NIG NOG
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>>700761533
rolllllll
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>>700761298
Eww!you look like a filthy Mexican
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Ay bitch, wait til you see my dick
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>>700761799
WINRAR
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>>700761799
Winrar
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>>700761533

That does not compute. T-cell count high = good
Viral load (RNA) high = bad

You don't even really have AIDS do you!! DO YOU FAGGOT! Fuckin' triggered right here
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Op start delivering>>700761799
>>700761733
>>700761533
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I love you, can I have your address?
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>>700761877
Shit, I don't know. I'm trolling /b/ on a monday night. I'd probably know if I were successful.
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>>700761799
Op deliver
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>>700761533
Sending
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>>700761799
Sending
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Answer guy with yellow band with Deportation
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>>700762563
Keep thread alive boys
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Cmon OP Deportation
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>>700762733
Allah akhbar
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>>700762733
sike nigga tf you think i am how? anyway you tryin to get ya dick sucked or nah?
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>>700762733

jk nigger! What's up with the coon tonight?
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How does it feel to be illegal?
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Bumping for op
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kingfamilyphotoalbum.com
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>>700762833
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באַרען אַוועק ניגגער
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>>700762996
roll
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Where's OP?
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>>700762996
rolllll
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>>700763016
I'm bloods, u?
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>>700763016
arnt all you nigs muslims?!
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>>700762847
jk tyrone,anyway did your master give you this laptop or what?
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>>700763016
Filthy mexican GET OUT ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>700763161
>>700763016
Rerolling
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>>700763016
What store did you steal this phone from
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>>700763016
wanna join isis nigger?
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>>700763237
Roll
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>>700763016
wanna see a dick pic
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Another one
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>>700763016
kingfamilyphotoalbum.com
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>>700763300
Nice
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>>700763313
show me ur pp
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>>700763016
Stupid nigger join isis or I will kill you
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>>700763313
nice "beard" faggo
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>>700763300
Winrar
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>>700763313
Should have told me you were in isis too
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>>700763300
WINRARRR
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god these threads are getting terrible now
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>>700763313
kingfamilyphotoalbum.com
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www.succ.me
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>>700763373
I ain't honoring that shit. I already said you have to reply to the convo itself for rerolls. Learn to post fag
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>>700763313

Heyyyy there :P
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Lol this is the weirdest shit ever who are you really?
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>>700763466
Op deliver
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>>700763535
Kill yourself fucking nigger retard
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>>700763313
What do broccoli and sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid you won't enjoy it as an adult
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>>700763651
Test
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>>700763651
Go away kid. Learn 2 read
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>>700763313
I am actually thirteen if you don't mind. I'm still a freak in the sheets ;)
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>>700763648
>>700763466
op deliver
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>>700763313
i have the biggest dick nigga >:(
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>>700763016
I'm in the kkk and the bloods,,,, u?卍
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>>700763313

Nigger said whaaaat?
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>>700763466
>>700763313
deliver
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>>700763796
Reroll
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>>700763313
i would love to fuck your father,can you give me his number
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>>700763313
you look fucking fat nigga
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>>700763796
Roll
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Since you fags can't roll right I messaged Tyrone.

REPLY TO THIS POST OR I WONT COUNT YOUR ROLL
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>>700764612
You fucking pedo Im actually 13
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>>700763016
Fucking nigger, can't you understand what's written???
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>>700764612
>kingfamilyphotoalbum.com
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>>700764612

Hi!
I'm part of an elite internet haxxing group called 4chan which is a part of "anonymous". If you recieve this message you have been haxxed. To prove this is serious I have enclosed a picture of me, that's me sitting on the couch with blue jeans, light blue shirt and Heisenberg style fedora. I demand a ransom of 1 000 000 U.S. dollars to remove the haxx or consequences will never be the same. Never forget but also do not forgive.
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>>700764612
>>700764612
You fucking pedo Im actually 13
(btw rerolling)
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>>700764612
kingfamilyphotoalbum.com
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>>700764612
lmao truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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>>700764612
>>700764612
You fucking pedo Im actually 13
(btw rerolling) Deliver
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>>700764612
i bet! my 16 year old pussy is so wet!
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>>700764612
Do you know what a chainsaw sounds like?
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>>700764859
roll
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>>700764612
Just like my great-grandfather's bullet tore your ancestor's skulls?
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Another
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>>700764612
Cmon you gorilla let me see that dick
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>>700764877
Deliver for me.......

RUN NIGGA RUNNN RUNN
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>>700764930
I send them nude pics of my 14 year-old body
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>>700764612
i would love to whip you while you pick my cotton
that would be so fucking hot
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>>700765000
TRIPS Op deliver
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>>700764612
What a gentleman
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>>700764944
Winrar
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>>700764930
by sticking my 9inch dick up there asses
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>>700760777
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>>700765000
>>700764930
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>>700760777
Respecting trips. Keeping this alive.
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Waiting on replies, here's another. Roll away
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>>700764930
I believe prostate stimulation is the only true way to make a man climax. Interested?
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>>700764612
You promise you won't rob me?
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>>700765746
How do I grow a neck beard?
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>>700765746
Hey there sexy whats up?
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>>700765746
Do you like 14yo girls? ;) ;)
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>>700765833
Winrar
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>>700765746
Fuck my 14 year-old pussy until it rips
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>>700764612
I'm only 15, is that okay?
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>>700765833
>>700765911
Double winrar. You decide op
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>>700766000
OVER RIDE BOTH!
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>>700766000
Ohsnap
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>>700766000
We have a winrar
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>>700760777
Op needs to stop being a nigger, we have precious gets waiting around.
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Op deliver you faggot
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Anyone call Frankie?
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>>700766333
wewewewlad
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>>700766333
Trips
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>>700766231
I'm not flooding messages you retard. First "get" gets to reply then I wait on a response. Its simple.
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If black lives mattered? Why don't Asian lives?

Because the Asians were too busy working to break the law and bitch about it.
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Time is precious
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Hi! im a niggerFag OP on 4chan! come to see my thread here!
>and send a link to this thread
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>>700765833
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op another guy
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>>700766734
IF YOU ROLL OR REROLL PLEASE RESPOND TO THE POST. This is the last time I tell you tweens
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>>700766701
when was the last time you shaved?
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>>700766878
I was not rerolling, i was derailing the thread because i got bored of waiting
Buuut you're still here so, I'll see what i can reroll for...
>>700766701
For this lad, >>700766000 rerolling!
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>>700766734
Also I don't post the pic of just my response, I wait for them to respond and I post THAT so you know what to roll/response for/to. Stop making it so difficult
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>>700766701
When was the last time you thought of shaving you autist
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>>700766701
give me a picture of your fedora collection
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>>700766701
Do you own a fedora my kind sir?
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>>700766701
Does all the hair under your hair itch?
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>>700761533
Is he stupid or does he have a deathwish? Wtf
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>>700767144
deliver
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>>700767144
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>>700767451
Who the fuck do you think you are
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>>700767451
Do you own a shoe and are willing to put it on your head? I will return the favor ;)
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>>700767144
Wtf
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>>700767827
>0
you fucking dumb piece of shit
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>>700767451
Do you have HIV as well if so we see eachover
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>>700767723
OP here. I'm sending this
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>>700767827
Stop hiding you collection of 420 fedoras
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>>700767827
Your ugly forehead isnt a fedora
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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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>>700768105
r
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>>700768055
Sending
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>>700768105
rolling for this
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>>700768055
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>>700768330
are you an isis member ?
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>>700768330
I want to see a fedora on your head. I will show you pics ;)
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>>700768330
God your like an autistic dog
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>>700768330
Your eyebrows weigh too much for your face
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>>700768330
Your like an autistic dog now show me your fedoras
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>>700764877
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>>700768666
Satanic trips.
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>>700768330
Allahu akbar!.do you understand me now?
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>>700768717
Nigger shitup before I hunt you down and put a bullet in your skull
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>>700768666
Yes Satan. Right away Mr.Satan
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>>700768717
I want you to fuck me like your a monkey
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>>700768717
whack whack whack thats the sound of my fellow juggalos breaking down your door
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>>700768717
i'll suck that nigger dick if you send me a picture with a shoe on your head
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>>700768972
rollerino
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>>700768972
>>700768717
This works
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>>700768972
roll
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>>700768972
reroll
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>>700768717
Only if you send me pics bae
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>>700768848
gibber to me like the ape that you are!
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>>700768666
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>>700769111
911 winrar
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>>700769153
Send tits you showed others
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>>700769153
Photoshop fedoras over tits
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>>700769153
>>700769153
>>700769153
Holy shit you are stupid. No wonder no one loves you
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>>700769153
Do you wanna see my tits or not
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>>700769153
Jesus Christ you're the most retarded neck beard ever
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>>700769153
Drink bleach or show fedoras you faggot
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>>700769153
>>700769445
Reroll
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>>700768717
OBAMA DID FERGUSON
RACE WAR 2016
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>>700769153
No you baby hands that I will fucking shove into your own eyes
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>>700769153
I'm going make you climb trumps wall
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>>700769599
Winrar
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>>700768717
I will tear up your ass so bad that you will jump over trumps wall
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>>700769599
dinrar
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>>700769599
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>>700770237
Then show me your fedoras
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>>700770237
beg pussy boi
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>>700770237
Send me you wearing a fedora or I'm leaving. There will be more pics.
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>>700760777
Just be happy you've not been lynched (yet) you filthy skid mark haha x
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More threads like this, please
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>>700770237
Quit being a piss all you have to do is send me you wearing a fedora
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>>700770237
you first
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>>700770237
send me a pic of shoe on head and i'll show tits
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>>700770237
>>700770663
reroll
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>>700770714
re-roll
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>>700770714
Roll
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>>700770237
Would you find it sexy if my father had me do anal since i was 6?
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>>700770237
>>700770714
Roll
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>>700770833
Awhh shit
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>>700770833
WIN
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>>700770714
I tried and this is what happened
Roll away
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>>700771004
No pics then fuck off
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>>700771004
send me your dads number for tit pic
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>>700771004
Damn your tits are bigger then mine. You are better off having your pic than mine.
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>>700771004
who the fuck puts their face in a dick pic????
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>>700771004
Is your dick long enough to penetrate your butthole?
If not the fuck off
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>>700771004
do you got a license for them eye brows you sand nigger fuck?
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>>700771288
winnar
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>>700771004
Call me crazy but i would love it if you force fucked my pussy with a broken glass bottle till i misscary my brothers rape child
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>>700771004
i am kinda nerdy and my body is just not that good... great cock neckbeard. can you lick the tip?
send this pic.
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>>700771377
YEEESSSS WINRAR
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>>700771377
my brother promised I couldnt geet pregnant from a sibling... WRONG!!! How much does it cost for the plan b pill?
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>>700771577
twice teh dubs god has spoken.
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>>700771288
Awaiting response
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>>700771004
I'm going to bed good night :)
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OP I love you. Let me suck your dick!
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>>700771790
More are to come if you listen.
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Roll
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>>700771790
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>>700771741
Waiting on delivery...
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Rolling
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>>700771943
Timestamp OP? Or are you not female?.
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>>700771943
you cant change the rules of the game. I show my ass and shaved yummy slit, and you fucking call me a liar.... stupid fuck.
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Fresh
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Ask for address telling him you wanna fuck when he gives it. Order all the pizzas and shit
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Reroll for this!
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>>700772126
roll
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>>700772133
Fuckin idiot
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>>700772114
I can have a anal prolapse at will.
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>>700772126
Seth Rollins
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>>700772197
Rollan
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>>700772126
reroll
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>>700772114
I dont want to talk to your faggoty ass unless you show me your dick
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>>700772093
welcome back to the planet summer fagganese. This is your brain calling, GO TO BED... school starts early.
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Rawl
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>>700772288
Winrar
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>>700772126
Dubsget.jpg
Rollin
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>>700772288
lol
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>>700772126
Re-rawlin
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roll
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>>700772114
How about you do one of your tricks and make me wet
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>>700772126
this is genius
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>>700772288
this is trip dubs form Allah.must be done.>>700772114
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>>700772353
Fuck off I want a shoe on a head
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>>700772485
Reroll
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>>700772057
What app is that?
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>>700772577
Symbology.
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>>700772126
Rolling again
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>>700772126
fuckin this
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CAn you send me a pic of your cock wearing a bow tie?
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>>700772126
roll
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Another
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Keep rolling
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>>700772126
rolling
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>>700772114
that is the greatest line ever. made me kinda wet. i feel like a magicians assistant. What other tricks do you want me to do?
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>>700772932
Wow off by one
#getrekt
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>>700772920
Oh boi
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>>700773000
Trips
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>>700772920
KEK
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>>700772920
Fuck!
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>>700772920
No. Go to sleep
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>>700772126
for the lulz
reroll
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>>700772126
rolling for this

this whole thread has been pussyfooting around the really good posts
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>>700773000
I would tell you to kill yourself but would you be able to do it? How about hanging yourself? There isn't a rope strong enough to support your weight. Bullet through your brain? Your hand needs to reach your head before you pull the trigger. Drug overdose? It's impossible to get enough pills to give a fat fuck like you a normal dose let alone an overdose. Jumping off of a building? The elevator has a weight limit and you sure as hell can't climb those stairs. In that case how about a bridge instead? Just jump off and drown. It's too bad grease floats on water. Your last option is to light yourself on fire. Luckily fat happens to be great fuel. Now you can finally burn off all of those calories.

OP PLEASE
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>>700773000
Get over here big buddy and let me suck the booggie wooggies right out of your noesy wowsy bb ill show you how a real woman loves
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>>700772126
reroll
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>>700773188
winrar
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>>700773182
Cringe
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>>700773000
first off, checked... Fuck the Lakers get my pussy so wet. i love seeing purple and gold. I am wearing lakers panties right now.
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>>700773257
sorry reroll for this.
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Accelerate thread death
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should I stay or go to bed...
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>>700773409
Should I stay or should I go
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>>700773000
is that a Magic Johnson jersey, he has HIV too. he is my hero, he makes me try hard to stay positive living with HIV.
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>>700773451
hahahaha spot on XD
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>>700773518
OP here. Sending
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>>700764756
This got me in tears for some reason. I've not been lurking nearly enough.
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>>700773000
ask for address, send the pizzas
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>>700771607
Source?!?!?!
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>>700773660
this get
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>>700773662
not supposed to share thread, Is it you?
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>>700773594
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>>700773848
then we can go bareback, it has been so long... my lakers panties are sticky right now.
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>>700773848
Stop sending stupid shit.

Everyone has made it apparent what they wanted, and you send something that wasn't even dubs. Could you be less of a pussy OP?
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>>700773848
can you brign your girlfriend over, she is super hot. I wanna go down on some of that chola action right now.
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>>700773993
get address send pizzas.
get address send pizzas.
get address send pizzas.
get address send pizzas.
fuckign boring. whats your address?
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OK! This is fucking it! This is the 309th time I have seen this kind of a thread on my board. Honestly, like seriously, what is the deal with these fucking threads? Why are they always here? Why are they so popular? Why is everyone bumping the posts and rolling for the gets? THE SAME THREAD OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. What is the point? The outcome is THE FUCKING SAME EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. You want to see the trolled persons penis. OK! So you are all queer. That is not news to me. Faggots. FUCK THIS THREAD AND THE NEXT ONE WITH YOU IN IT
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>>700774207
Nah, for the Lulz. Tumbler awaits your return.
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>>700774260
CUCK OFF BACK TO THROATGAG YOU TINY BONER KILLER
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>>700774169
IS THAT A FUCKING BABY HAND GRABBIN A SLICE FROM A PUSS?
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>>700774169
>hurr hurr magic johnson reference

You act like these fuckers that are being messaged even know who he is. The spic didn't know what a fedora was ffs
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>>700774409
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>>700774466
And for my dubs I'll do
>>700772126
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get a guys address and maybe like order some pizzas and shit

my own idea
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my idea that i just came up with is you GET AN ADRESS - ORDER PIZZAS TO IT

>topkek
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1. Get home address from a guy
2. Order pizzas to it
3. lol

>also i made this up
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"Hey, I'm just trolling you know"
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>>700774466
Nah, man! They've probably watched Space Jam.
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>>700772920
Fuck you
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