ITT Medieval Times
Singles = Peasant
Dubs = Knight
Trips = Lord
Quads = King
Quints = Emperor
Sexts = God
The singles comment with the most replies is the village idiot of the thread
I MUST BE KING!
Reply to thispost or your mother dies in her sleep tonight
Move the fuck out of the way, filthy nobles!
Wow, this guy really deserves to be village idiot.
I don't even care that you're a Knight, bitch!
Scrubs are always playing knight and vanguard, when the fucking pros play man at arms.
greetings knight. i will expect a grand celebrations this evening
Ima get me a fuckin cloak n shit. Maybe some kind of ancient tainted dagger be the best fucking vampire ninja assassin this land has ever known. Kings will shit in their thrones when my name is spoken!
Let us change the world, brother
first vampire ninja to roll a 986 becomes our forbidden master.
First vampire ninja to roll dubs decides where our secret base is.
everyone who rolls a 69 is turned into a hot girl and becomes our vampire sex slave.
Honestly Vampire Ninja sounded better than peasant so I went with it but then I was promoted to Vampire Ninja Assassin so i was like I'm moving up in the world so let's keep going with it. Maybe I'll reach Vampire Ninja god.
>Googled vampire ninja
>This one of the pics
>mfw I'm the vampire ninja assassin and this is part of my legacy