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ITT Medieval Times

Singles = Peasant
Dubs = Knight
Trips = Lord
Quads = King
Quints = Emperor
Sexts = God

The singles comment with the most replies is the village idiot of the thread
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Roll
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rawl

I must become God!
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rell
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Rolling for village idiot pls
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>>700754866
roll
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Look at me
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>>700754866
OP is a knight in shining armor...
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Rollin'.
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>>700755699

KNIGHTS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>700755597
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rollll
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Filthy peasants...
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>>700755597
Happy to help
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Roll
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Rollin
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Roll
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I'm probably a nigger
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>>700754866
Finally, my time has come.
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Chargan'
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>>700754866
Deus Vult!
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Rillin
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>>700757294
Shit.
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rollo!
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>>700754866
Constant repeating digits give me power
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Harvest your own damn wheat
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I order everyone to the keep!
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>>700754866
roll.
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Village idiot im comin for ya
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Rail
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roll
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>>700754866

libre me from hell
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well, i guess im a peaseant
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I MUST BE KING!
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trips
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>>700758533
Hm.

Knight will do I guess.
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>>700754866
Oh, shit, my nigga. King of Dragon Pass gg.
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Back off, peasant incoming
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Hjj
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>>700754866
I hearby accept my fate. Peasant most likely.
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Rollarino
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>>700754866
Rollen ma'lord
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Roll for glory
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OP IS DISAPPOINTED!

TOO MUCH PEASANTRY!
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>>700754866
LET KEK SMILE UPON ME
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Rell
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Rolling
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GET
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Rollerino
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Roll
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>>700754866
Bow to me peasants
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>>700754866
Let's do this
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>>700759822
Not a king, but I am still a noble Knight
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>>700759822
Good Sir!

You have been made a Knight!
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Will post private Dropbox collection with some dairy products in it if I get villiage idiot
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Rolling
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>>700754866
Reply to thispost or your mother dies in her sleep tonight
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im going for it
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>>700754866
Role for royalty
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Roll
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rolling
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>>700760176

no
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>>700754866
It is good
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>>700760103
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>>700760444
YEAH!

BOW DOWN FILTHY PEASANTS!
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bow before me
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>>700756677
do I have a promotion?
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Hello, im God Mumo
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Is there a god?
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>>700754866
Excalibur!
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rolling to make america great again
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>>700757475
King of the who?
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>>700761599
Fuck yeah
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God here, kneel
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CHECKERS
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Blacksmith coming through
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I want to be a medieval nigger
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Let's get them dubz
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Quads get
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I guess
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>>700754866
roll
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>>700754866
Move the fuck out of the way, filthy nobles!
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Roll
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Witness me
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roll
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>>700754866
Bow before your liege
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>>700754866
ROLL BRAAHH
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Don't try this at home
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>>700760003
Wow, this guy really deserves to be village idiot.
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lol OK
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No King yet?

Huh... Odd.
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>>700760103
Kk
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>>700762222
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>>700762791
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Reply to this post for immunity from "reply to this post or else" posts
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>>700762977
I don't even care that you're a Knight, bitch!
Scrubs are always playing knight and vanguard, when the fucking pros play man at arms.
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fuck you peasants
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Roll
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>>700754866
roll for thy king
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>>700754866
what's a man to a knight? what's a knight to a king? what's a king to a god? and what's a god to a non-believer? who don't believe in, anything.
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>>700755884
Lol
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Dank Knight of Doubles Land reporting in!
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Rahl
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Guys

I'm a vampire ninja
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>>700754866
growr
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>>700764998
You can only become a vampire ninja if you are one away form getting tips.

not just any one away but literally one number count away from trips
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I'm a fagget
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Howdily doodily
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>>700765157
>>700764998
rolling for vampire ninja
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Rolling
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just your everyday peasant here...
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>>700754866
greetings knight. i will expect a grand celebrations this evening
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Rolling
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ReRolling
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sup
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if you roll 986 you are the forbidden master
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you can only become a jester by predicting the last post number of your post

2
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Sir fuckalot
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El rollo
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All you peasants
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GET
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Roll
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Get now
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dubs
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GET
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>>700766338
dang you were so close to becoming a vampire ninja
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Rollerino m'lord
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>>700754866
Rollllllllll
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man lets see if i can call myself not a peasant
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Roll
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i wanna be anything but a peasant, even if it means i have to sell my soul
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Check thy privilige.
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>>700754866
Roll
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Rolling and hoping not to be a filthy peasant
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>>700754866
Emperor
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>>700754866
Rollin
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>>700754866
Rolllllllll
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>>700767433
>>700767454

CONGRATULATIONS

You are both now vampire ninjas!!!
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rol
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>>700767476
Welp. Looks like I gotta till som fuckin crops
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Lord Kek, master of all that is chaos, I call upon you to show our peoples that I am Emperor.
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Rooooooollll
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BEHOLD
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>>700767988
NOPE

you are now a vampire ninja!!!!
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my dream is to be more than a peasant
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>>700768155
Great overlord of Chaos, do you not hear upon my calls? May it be my destiny.
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>>700768400
O shit I'll take it
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>>700768475
Hurry, my Lord, before my faith is lost.
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>>700768578
Have you no desire to bless me? If it is not your presence, then I call upon the true gods of the universe to unleash my destiny.
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>>700768554
wow, you got another vampire ninja roll! you are now a vampire assassin!
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Ima get me a fuckin cloak n shit. Maybe some kind of ancient tainted dagger be the best fucking vampire ninja assassin this land has ever known. Kings will shit in their thrones when my name is spoken!
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>>700768791
Perhaps I do not need any special numbers nor the help of a god to confirm what I already know is true.
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>>700768847
There are 3 vampire ninjas in this thread, you are the vampire ninja assassin.

Altogether that makes 4 of us.

together we can destroy the kingdoms of man!
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>>700768983
>>700765736

OH SO CLOSE

I almost rolled forbidden master
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Bow before god emperor
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>>700768983
Let us change the world, brother
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rolling for knight
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>>700769377
okay, our first step is getting a club house and a bunch of hot girls who we can fug and feed off.
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fucking nigger peasants. Feel my wrath of my cock as i claim Prima Nochte and Tax that ass further to gain favor with thy King and reap the benefits of more Estates

check thee lads
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>>700769499
Sounds good.
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>>700755597
Here ya go, idiot
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>>700769711
rolling for forbidden master of vampire ninjas.
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>>700754866
ROLL
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praise kek
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Roll
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>>700760103
K
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If any of us vampire ninjas rolls the forbidden master get then we win and you all die.
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let's give 'er a roll
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>vampire ninja
What the fuck are you faggots doing
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roll
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>>700769845
You can try...
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>>700769956
GET IT

986!!!!!!!!
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>>700757244
No, your a knigger
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roll
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Roll
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>>700770044
Kek'd
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>>700769999
Nothing, my king
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>>700770044
>>700757244

you are twin kniggers
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Roll
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I assume my destiny
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>>700769999
That was unexpected
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Rollerino
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Rollin
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>>700769999
Why my king, we are but lowely commoners and nothing more!
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Aha!
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Rollo
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>>700769999
we've got a new king !!!
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>>700770233
>>700770233
congrats you are now a vampire ninja!

we are going to make a secret club house full of hot women and then kill the king!
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supreme overlord

just saying whats up

>check em
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>>700770385
lol but seriously tho
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God get
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>>700769956
>>700770110
>>700770232
>>700770356
>>700770233
As the highest ranked faggot in the thread, you all die
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Roll
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first vampire ninja to roll a 986 becomes our forbidden master.

First vampire ninja to roll dubs decides where our secret base is.

everyone who rolls a 69 is turned into a hot girl and becomes our vampire sex slave.
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>>700770110
Honestly Vampire Ninja sounded better than peasant so I went with it but then I was promoted to Vampire Ninja Assassin so i was like I'm moving up in the world so let's keep going with it. Maybe I'll reach Vampire Ninja god.
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lord get
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>>700770544
>>700770545
two more vampire ninjas!

>>700770536
look around my king, you are outnumbered! the darkness and pain in our hearts can only be matched by our thirst for blood!
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Roll
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>>700770597
first to roll 986 becomes the forbidden master
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Toot toot, motherfuckers. I have a train.
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Peace and prosper,

Arabic prince
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Bow before me
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>>700770683
Nigger what
You faggots are celebrating the inability to roll trips, and you think you can take down quads?
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>>700754866
Just let me be a peasant and get over with it
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I am the forbidden master of vampire ninjas
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Forbidden Master Rollerino
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>>700770977
Things whet better than I thought.
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>>700770965
vampire ninjas can take you down just by predicting the last 3 digits of the post 623
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>>700770989
Almost
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Knight me faggot
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>>700771125
shit I meant 256
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>>700771191
fuck i meant 230
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R o l l
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Nigger
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Rolllll
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Dubs come to me
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>>700754866
i got this
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rolling for king of dragon pass
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>>700754866
Rolling for dubs.
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Roll
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k
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>Googled vampire ninja
>This one of the pics
>mfw I'm the vampire ninja assassin and this is part of my legacy
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Time to be the king of faggots
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pls
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I doth rolleth in this threadeth
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Quads pls
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Postannn
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Hmm I think the thread is dead... Welp bye everyone! Vampire Ninja Assassin out!
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>>700754866
Yes mlord
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>>700754866
imma shove my pitchfork up your ass
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Oh captain my captain
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Roll
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>>700754866
good knight, i have cpme to declare my status as!
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>>700754866
a faggot peasant.
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Rolling for a peasant
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>>700774238
YEAH BOY
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Lord Triplets here.
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roll
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>>700774444
It's almost harvesting season my lord
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BOW BEFORE ME
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>>700754866
rawl
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>>700774238
nigger
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>>700774583
you mean your LIEGE, SHOW SOME RESPECT
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>>700754866
roll
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Rolling for peasant
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>>700760103
fuck you
Also rolling for trips
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make way for the knight!
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>>700754866
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Roll
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Roll
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rlllll
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>>700774444
under rated quads my king
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rolling
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i hope i get high rank
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roll
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fuck
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Roll!
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>>700754866
Common
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>>700754866
Fuck the good sir knight.
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pls no peasantarino
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ed
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Bow beneath your new satanic lord.
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>>700775086
Reroll, I must become the lord of of pussy.
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roll for fame
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Rollin 'n trollin
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Bow before your betters, peasants.
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A god among fags
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>>700775240
damn...
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Roll
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>>700754866
Whatever I end up as, I'm gonna have fun raping the shit out of the farmer's daughter.
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>>700775288
Woot! promotion!
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>>700775350
Oh well, guess I'll be a thief.
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Fuck the king
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>>700775166
Satan
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Roooolllin
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The Crown Fits Me
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>>700760103
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>>700775489
Saaaaatan is me
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For the King!
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>>700754866
rrrrrrrrrrrroll
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>>700755597
Live your dream idiot
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Rol
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T/roll
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make me a witcher you faggots
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Roll
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Rolling
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Roll
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>>700755597
Fucking idiot
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>>700775916
Nice job faggot.
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>>700755597
I roll
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Rollin
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>>700755597
roll
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Rolling for royalty
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I wanna be a knight
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>>700754866
rollllll
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roll
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Rolling
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>>700754866
>you
rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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>New Rule
Any singles with numbers 0-4 are filthy poor fags

Any singles with numbers 5-9 are working villagers
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Knight right here
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Papa needs a few sheckles, cmon!
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BOW BEFORE ME, DILDO BRANDO
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Rollo
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rolling to fucking kms
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Roll
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Rollin
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Bow down
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ada
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I am your god
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Roll ol in
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Alright, I'll play your game.
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