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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>700743892
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Yuuko Aioi, the best girl in this thread, is claimed!
(・ω・)
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>claimed
still here
>>700754429
Oh bb~<3
>shinoa
>>700753619
>I'm okay I guess
So you're telling me you're actually bad, but don't want to acknowledge it?
It's fine i suck at fps too
>>700753720
>Oh.OH!
Why so surprised?
>>700754301
Oh damn that's pretty sick. I got tired of the ridler pretty quick but I'm not much of a completionist.
How many hours did that take?
>>700754389
I dunno talking to you I guess
I wonder that too sometimes
Claiming Felix
Sheeeeeeet
>>700754642
<3
>>700753716
I just know you well enough.
>>700754052
Work still hasnt peaked. Im in a short downtime and posted shortly after your last. Just relaxing and tidying while the other cook is on lunch.
https://youtu.be/t91jogxA_-Q
>>700754637
your waifu told me not to screenshot it
>>700754052
omg i was blocking wow LAG that how did he prove me wrong i am a pro fighting game player okay i know a lot about street fighter
hey wait are u actually good at sfv because i am new and started playing cammy how do i be good
>>700744274
yes hello im back im so sorry
What's up
>>700753414
Oh, ya, that too. But it gets super slow around 1-3 AM.
>>700753911
But you see, I'm not cute, so you must be thinking of someone else.
Ehhh, I still wouldn't recommend it.
>>700754642
>>700754746
>your lacking
>>700754928
Cute
Claimed.
>>700754956
filthy degenerate
>>700754651
fuk u
>>700754928
>You're the tsundre
>You're the qt trap
Yea I'm not mistaken you are cute
Well I'm here now and you cant make me leave
>>700754822
HMM.
okay, i believe you
now what, senpai
>>700755109
maimaimai hello
>>700755194
still rudeposting after apologizing
>>>/trash/
>>700754928
>night cutie
>>700755357
we erp
>>700755109
fuk u
>>700754822
Clever...
Akeno claimed.
>>700754706
you just want to be mean to me
>>700754912
WAS playing arkham knight. Moving on to killing floor. You?
>>700754706
I really like the arkham games. Kek wouldnt blame you. 200 trophies to collect is a lot for sure. Hell of a lot of hours. Countless maybe
>>700754928
Remember that slow threads = comfy threads
>>700755577
There you go again getting gets
>>700755643
ikr but now its heavenly gets.
>>700755023
Am not.
>>700755331
But I'm not tsun or cute! Reeee!
Why would I make you leave? Stay as long as you'd like, just do try and get rest at some point.
>>700755383
>Not cute!
Night cutie, sleep well~
>>700755643
5 minutes between posts is an almost death like state, Smugs.
>>700755643
Trying to decide between Wow and Dark Souls 3
>>700755742
Admit that you're cute and I'll admit I'm cute
>>700755357
Selamat Malam
>>700755752
oh dude, dark souls if you like dying a lot
also warcraft if you like being fucking owned by children.
Hello
>no life here
>Juvia claimed
Waifu on the left, me on the right.
>>700756305
this poster is a snek. do not believe her lies.
>>700755624
You know how I roll
Not sure what time your on but how has the day been?
>>700755643
I really thought they were amazing as well but my pc couldn't run them smoothly on high graphics which is pretty important to me, I might pick them up when I got a new one
>>700755742
>You raging over this makes you so cute
Yea I'll fall asleep eventually just here to get tired
You'll notice when it's suddenly not filled with people calling you cute
>Everyone does
Wait that kinda proves my point I think
>>700755462
but how do i know you're not a bully
>>700755901
Oh, you got the saying right!
How are you?
>>700752688
>Must be strange to see so many come and go.
Oh, indeed. There's always people who you'll end up missing.
>Farewell, Ruby.
Yuuko would be glad to talk with you, if get a chance to encounter him, Juri.
Syndra funposts a lot during the day, not a hard catch.
>doing all of the customization myself
Custom paint already sounds complicated enough, it seems like it'll take a lot of effort.
You probably won't want to use it after it's done, just to avoid scratching it.
>I'll be sure to upload my fights at the event.
Nice! I'll make sure to watch every single clip.
We'll be supporting you, Juri.
>>700754791
I see. Well, I hope the second half of your day goes smooth. Nice band, I started to check them out after I found out Jecht's theme in FFX was done by them.
>>700754892
If you play through an ethernet connection and search for 4-5 bar matches, you experience no lag.
>Unless your opponent is a filthy Wi-Fi user
Yes, I am actually good at SF. I've been playing since 3rd strike and got competitive in the FGC ever since 2010. I trash Plat+ players with my smurf "Rookie" account daily.
I'm not sure how serious you are, so I'll keep it brief.
Basics:
>Learn to shimmy
>practice CC and whiff punishes
>stop pressing buttons on wakeup
>stop pressing buttons
>stop using wakeup DP that's asking for a free CC
>use your V-Reversal frequently
>Character basics:
>Learn to poke with Cammy's st. MK
>learn your basic BnB's and practice them in Training
>use your jabs, Cammy has excellent 3F jabs that can be combo'd into Spiral Arrow
>Don't spam Spiral Arrow
>V-skill is safe on block if followed up with cr. MP
>Empty Hooligan is asking to get jabbed out, only do it if you plan on following up with Divekick or a godlike command grab read
This became more than I thought.
>>700755735
Fuck yes dude
>>700755742
Ever waited 25 to post?
>>700755752
What havent you played in a while?
>>700756488
Go with city. Greatest of all imo. But i play on console cause shit pc
>>700756070
I loving dying a lot to children. Those are just the games for me
>>700756702
I already decided DK 3, but also the one i havent played in awhile so there
>>700756702
>zzz
Still haven't decided what fucking anime to watch..
Fate as yuuki suggested.. Which one do I start? There's alot
>Might just rewatch mirai nikki once more
>>700756570
Fine, how about you?
>>700755897
It seems we've come to an impasse then.
>>700756488
>Not even raging!
It's all a conspiracy! I'm not actually cute! Ika can confirm that I'm not!
>>700756702
25 to post?
>>700756488
its been ok. its 10 pm
>>700756702
I think my brother has that one on his old 360 I might borrow it
>Tfw I already know the ending
>>700756985
You can never go wrong with mirai Nikki
>>700756985
I just watched Outbreak Company
It was very enjoyable.
>>700756665
yeah lol, i was starting to realize i needed to relax because people were constantly getting counters on me
>>700755180
Because you never post lewds
>>700756665
They're more skilled than people believe. Their albums from Reise, Reise onwards are proof. Except Rosenrot. That was just the stuff they thought wouldnt make the grade.
>>700756832
Aye
>>700756952
Goodnight my sweet Cinnabun~<3
>kisses
>>700757143
25 min. Been in a thread that lasted 3 hours before image limit
>>700757230
You should! Aww
>>700757300
You new to thread? Just curious
>>700757230
Some think I watched it a little too much..
I dont think 63 watches is too much..
>>700757300
>Harem
>No Ecchi
Eh.
>>700757143
>Reeeee
You're so cute.
I think ika said you were super cute
I guess all you can do is prove me wrong
>Which you can't
>>700757175
Oh I see. Well now I know what time zone you're on
>>700757709
i probably move to Wow eventually though so either way lol what are you up to?
>>700757709
Not new to thread, just oblivious of anything and everything yall talk about bc i dont really know any of you.
>>700757724
yeah one step closet to my window
>>700757175
i miss her
Hitagi claim
>>700757143
I just came by to say
Makoto a cute. That is all.
>ika
>>700757709
I think 5 hours was the limit to one, but this was some years back.
>>700757724
Dammit Ika, I've been betrayed!
I am not cute, nor have I ever been cute!
>>700757989
im honestly too old for this shit.
thirty years old.
>>700758149
>stares
>>700756581
>Farewell, Ruby
I figured that wasn't the original Ruby anon I knew. That's a shame, I enjoyed speaking with him.
>Damn.
>Yuuko
Yep, had the pleasure of saying hello in an earlier thread. Was brief though, looking forward to getting more next time.
>Syndra
Same with Yuuko, I managed to catch him in an earlier thread but it was also brief. Looking forward to it when they both get back on.
>Custom paint
You actually have a bit of a point. I do plan on doing the best I possibly can to create the best image I can as it is a tribute to her, however I hadn't thought about things like that. I'm going to have to be that much more careful with it.
>Or perhaps the wear and tear will signal the many years of use to come
>We'll be supporting you.
That's a little heartwarming, honestly. I'm pretty much going in alone as I usually do, so thanks.
>>700757387
We were all pressing buttons at some point, anon. Another useful tip that helped me out is to analyze your own replays. You can learn so much from watching your past mistakes, and once you learn those mistakes you can work towards consciously improving them.
>There is no shortcut to success other than pure training in the lab
>>700757697
>thought wouldn't make the grade
Shit, it was good enough for me. I'm going to go through their albums again, was a good reminder of their potential.
>>700757709
Yea it sucks, YouTube is littered with it
>>700757710
>People think there's such a thing as too mich mirai Nikki
Burn those fools
>>700758005
Well if I wanted I'd be there already
>Just kidding the real reason is because I have no money
>>700758149
>>700758182
Proves my point
I also stay by my claim
You will never even come close to changing my mind without proof
>Even then I would still think you're cute
>>700758351
>still dead
>ika
>>700758441
Looks like Im bathing in blood today
>>700757937
Killing floor right now
>>700757989
Oh lol get to know us fam
>>700758182
WEW this one specifically started in late 2014
>>700758441
So true! I hate how they just assume everyone played the game already!
Waifu should hit up club penguin, bonus points for getting a racist name past censors
>>700758067
so nothings changed
>>700758441
yeah that would be odd
>>700758872
Forgot pic
>>700758895
Better idea. We go to some church and donate and each of us gives $20. Pretty fucked up huh?
>>700759217
I don't support the church unless they start crusading
>>700758872
my name is spanksmcgee
im 30 and a hikikomori by trade
i take 4 different medications and am diagnosed with over 10 mental conditions.
my favorite anime is toradora.
my first waifu was barbie.
i live in the south.
we're really not as racist as people think.
>>700759411
You do realise they made commoners and useless knights crusade right?
The church did fucking nothing but lie
>>700759684
but they also killed the religion of peace, it's a means to an end
>>700758872
oh thats right. did you look into 2 any more?
>>700759411
We will soon
>>700759414
Im sorry to here dude. There's an anon who hasn't been here in a while who claims tatsumaki and is 30 too. What state fam? Cause as a texan, i can confirm. Unlesd youre from wako
>>700759859
I had a 7 day return if i didn't like the game. Would get full refund and i did. Got ptsd from it now lol
>>700756396
Who are you calling a snake?
>>700759996
oh nice man i was born in fort worth
now in baton rouge
>>700758603
Don't you do that everyday?
>>700758872
Yea I feel like that happens a lot lately
They completly spoiled the last of us'beginning for me
Nothing major but it sucked
>>700759030
Don't worry tomoko I'll be outside your window one day
>>700759996
lol that bad?
>>700760148
That would freak me out
I'm out for time being.
Have a good day everyone.
>>700760109
Another texan? My cousin lives up there. Houston fag here. I think most anons in thread are American but most of them are either Texan for Californian
>>700760231
I got rekt by pigs and they manage to make me fall into some pit
>>700758441
What kind of proof would i have to produce to prove it?!
>>700758872
Mine was probably in 2012.
>Playing Warships
>Have sound up a bit
>Apparently grandma thought it was thunder
Ayyyyy.
>>700760682
Bullshit.
>>700760319
It'll be worth it, if only for that reaction
>>700760755
I'll be back in a few hours. Think about it
>Cant post pics
>Time for me to sleep then
>Yuno
Bye guys
>>700760148
Maybe
>>700760755
Oh forgot
Bye cutie
>>700760893
night
>>700760888
>>700760686
yeah dood. so we didn't get flooded, but shit is f*cking nuts everywhere else.
shit got nuts... slow... but suddenly...
like they barely mentioned the utter chaos in some areas.
hosting some family here at the house.
ive been through cali but never looked around.
Visited Portland. That was a mistake. Maybe idk. Most people wouldn't believe me about the shit I witnessed.
>>700760893
Later cutie.
>>700760985
I am not!
>>700760686
>pigs
i dont remember any pigs
>>700758438
It was their opinion that it wouldnt make it. Still a decent album but most of their other stuff is better. And its also the only album I dont have. I still listen to it on Spotify but its not owning the album at all.
>>700761244
Acutie3.141 tsun driver :^)
Is thread still alive
>>700761554
very much yes
>>700760755
WEW
Aww poor granny
>>700761216
Lmao niggas here in Htown donr give a fuck homie
Lets here it
>>700761235
Lil ship
>>700761429
Really?
>>700761554
Yup
what a bunch of degenerate weeabo scum fuckers.
Your waifus have nothing on mine
peperu-chan
>>700761882
yeah i have no idea what you are talking about lol
>>700761905
>>700761905
Why, how rude.
>Superior autism claimed.
>>700761905
>weeaboo
I am not
>degenerate scum fucker
That i am
>>700762208
oh and
>claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhriCkSJW7M
>>700761882
Chick on Greyhound bus getting real personal and acting like she knew me, but in like a mysterious way. Down the line she read some bible verses from Revelations. Scared the shit out of me. Little girl starts singing Barney while bus is rumbling or some shit.
But thats just part of the bus trip. toolongwont type whole story. She basically made herself out to be a guardian angel or something.
In Portland... fuck man... people are so twisted and wrong the way they treat each other. I've met some nice people, but even the nice people didn't really take kindly to southerners. Random Homeless people trying to get my attention. Not to give them money. They usually just kinda pointed me out like that chick on the bus acted when she met me. Shit got weird. Hard to explain. But I almost died after getting robbed.
>>700761882
>noticed
Lil' smug
Motoko is the one and only.
Just made some pudding with frozen bananas and vanillas. Life is 25% less shitty. (・ω・)
>>700758438
Indeed, original Ruby anon had to join the army a few months ago. Trust me when I say you wouldn't be the only one missing him.
>Yuuko and Syndra
I'm really glad that you got a chance to talk with them, even if for a little bit. Although, I hope you got the right Yuuko, since there's a pretty active new Yuuko claimer, which could lead to confusion.
It's rather sweet that you're willing to go through all that hassle of mixing the correct amount of paint, and taking care of every detail, just to make it Juri-themed.
She'd probably want you to practice a lot, so don't doubt in using it!
It's only the truth, you and Juri would be the /waifu/ represents. You wouldn't be going alone, though. Sick kicks would be at your side.
>>700762952
*vanilla
I am also exhausted!
>>700762079
Fuck! It's before you go fight some giant dude with a sword then fight another dude like him with a hammer. There's thid large well in the middle of town too
>>700762502
Holy shit dude. At least you live to tell the tale
>>700762572
Of course id notice you!
>>700762469
thanks
>>700762886
>your waifu will be a bland as fuck butt kicker in the film
i feel sorry for you
>>700762952
can i have some?
>>700754472
GO BACK TO FUCKING A
>>700763057
I would share if I could!
How are you?
>>700763045
I think im going to need pictures here
>>700763045
yeah. welp. last thing the chick on the bus said
(who was beautiful btw and about my age)
you know we can't stop, right?
I mightve known what I was doing at the time, but I'm not really sure what my purpose is at this point. I still meet and talk to people that talk crazy weird shit about me. like im chosen for some shit. shits fucking pretty strange.
>>700761543
Reee!
>>700761882
I was laughing my ass off. Guns =/= Thunder
>>700762572
Hey Cutie, what class is Amatsu?
>>700763277
i'm fine. probably gonna watch End of Eva later. what are you up to? other than bannanas that is.
>>700763267
you misspelt /waifu/ retard
MOE IS MASTER RACE
>>700763045
Well aren't you nice
>>700763556
A star destroyer, of course
![Kirino [313].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AJMXKm2.jpg "Kirino [313].jpg")
>>700763299
>
Heading to the town and i found a talking cat
>>700763524
Weird as hell
>>700763556
Elderly cant tell the difference in vidya homie
>>700763818
I usually am
>shinoa
>>700763673
I've actually never watched any of Evangelion. Just too lazy. I only hear good things, though!
Where are you? Just to see if we're in the same timezone.
>>700763818
Well aren't you just a cheeki cutie tonight.
>>700764079
I know, but still, I only have one little subwoofer!
>>700763045
Also, I might be schizoaffective, but I'm not really known to hallucinate exactly. I do get weird vibes at random times.
>>700764118
NSW in 'Straya. where are you?
>you should really see evan's gelitin
>it will change your life
Oh goodie, Konata not claimed
Mine now
>>700764079
>Oh jesus christ
i thought you were talking about killing floor 2.
>my bad
>>700764079
Well meme'd
:^)
>>700764200
Aren't I always?
Anyways, I'm glad I switched to Akeno. She has that perfect sadistic but horny and motherly but lost combination. I'd have no regrets spending the rest of my 2D life with her.
Kirara is amazing, but the series she's in is really short, and most of it she just sits there eating greasy meat.
Claiming Muhself.
Also am bored what do?
>>700761543
I'm finding myself liking their older songs more than their newer ones. Wish I could understand them better, my German is basic at best. I'm a fan of metal to an extent though, which has me enjoying the instrutmentals more.
>>700763009
>joined the Army
Wheeew. I had no idea, that's depressing. I truly hope he's doing well for himself out there. Buddy of mine just got back from only 4 years in the Marines, and the stories are a bit brutal.
Yep, I've taken notice. I definitely spoke to the right Yuuko, the filenames and his way of typing were exactly like him.
>Plus, he recognized me first and I don't even think new Yuuko knows who I am yet.
Every day is a struggle to prove my worth. To her, and myself. I truly do love her as you know and when it comes to her, there is no length I will not go to become a worthy fighter in her name. I want everything to be absolutely perfect to the point where if she could see it, she would actually approve rather than an instant beatdown.
>She'd probably want you to practice alot
Yeah, that's an understatement. It'd quite literally be "Practice and get better or I'll break you." Or "Just don't even bother if you can't do it right." Something like that.
Those are kind words, I really appreciate it. I'll see if I can do some kind of shoutout to these threads and all the pleasant memories I've had here.
>By my side
Would I really be worthy enough for her? Not until I beat everyone around me who would think otherwise. That's a nice way to look at it when I'm alone. By my side huh, maybe some day.
>>700765062
sharpie in pooper?
>>700764334
Stockton, California. Goodness, you're far away.
>it will change or life
For better or worse? My life's already fucked, famalam, I don't need cartoons depressing me too. (・ω・)
>>700754472
shes mine forever
nico nico nii
>>700765213
Bend over.
>>700765305
no you though
>>700764200
Old lday must have super hearing aids
>>700764210
Doesn't sous pretty
>>700764773
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
We both fucked up
>>700764786
>m'lady
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>700765388
You want a sharpie up your butt or not?
NOW BEND THE FUCK OVER
>>700765466
/me bends over while sobbing and twitching
>>700765552
/me -Shoves a metal pipe up your ass using a sledgehammer-
>>700765396
guh I think its bed time....
>>700765650
/me parrys
You're not senpai, anon. Only senpai can have me.
>>700765062
>get piano wire
>glue hands to head
>hang yourself with the piano wire
It'll make the police think you pulled your own head off like a madman
>>700765227
>Stockton, California
It's like an ocean away. duh. what's it like over there anyway? sunny like the media always shows?
>better or worse
Depends which one you watch. The original will make you re-evaluate everything. it's not fun to watch though. it's more intriguing than anything,
>soundtrack is amazing though
>>700765396
goodnight
>>700754472
https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbnLicdx
come visit b porn general.
>>700765888
Let me try it on your first to make sure it works.
>>700765718
/me cuts with a box cutter.
>>700765990
Forgot Image.
Morning everyone!
>>700765888
Hey robo, how ya been?
>>700766039
>https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbnLicdx
/me uses jujitsu to make yourself successfully stap you face.
>>700766103
Morning person I just met here.
>>700765990
do you already have the wire?
>>700766103
oh shit, haven't heard from you in a long time. How have you been? I'm fine, hurt my hand riding a bike but other than that i'm fine. I finally got Overwatch though.
>>700766151
If you're going to be that way..
/me backflip
/me smashes your head off with sledgehammer
>>700766168
Hi hi! Are you one of the drawfags?
Do you know the dude with a candle on his head?
>>700766103
hi
>>700766285
No. Let me borrow yours.
>>700766361
Hi. No. No. It'd be weird if I did.
>>700766386
ohai bane
![Kirino [308].png](https://i.imgur.com/7eNkbTK.png "Kirino [308].png")
>>700766103
Delet this
>>700766500
no, that's why I'm asking you.
>>700764786
For the most part I s'pose.
66666 get
>>700765888
Oh, I'm not sure at the moment, I hardly go outside. It's fucking normieville over here, senpai.
Whatever the media says, it's probably not true. It kinda sucks over here.
Ah, I see. What's the one that not the original like, then?
>oh, good, i love nice music
>not like https://youtu.be/adetEssKxlk?t=3m40s this shit
>>700766609
Well I'm not going out with you, so no thanks.
>>700766386
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the desu
How's your morning been yo?
>>700766285
I've been in saudi arabia my dude, nsfw boards are blocked there because they can leak porn. Glad to see you still posting. Sorry about your hand but that should teach you about going outside where all the people are.
Grats on overwatch, liking it so far?
>>700766500
But this is your own character, yes?
>>700766575
newfag elitist get out pls
>>700766637
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
hi
>>700766643
ahoge chan
morning
>>700766900
>
No.
It's from Disgaea 2.
![Kirino [316].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ll6Yfiq.jpg "Kirino [316].jpg")
>>700766900
Please leave April was so shit because of you :^)
>>700765200
Their older songs are more raw and visceral, their newer ones have more thought put into them. Its really a matter of what you like, but I agree with you on the understanding German.
>>700766575
Orange plz
>>700766900
The walls begin again. Again.
>>700766900
going good. it's 1 am so like it's night fam.
when are you going back to aladin town? saudia sucks. You need that good lebo gas generator internet.
>>700766637
MOOGU HELLO
>>700766900
Hi Karen. Welcome back.
>>700766741
>I've been in saudi arabia my dude, nsfw boards are blocked there because they can leak porn
there's a law against porn there? Anyway, i've been loving overwatch. not really a fan of shooters but i ended up getting since LoL wasn't compelling enough for me.
>>700766741
>whatever the media syas, it's probably not true.
i know that, half the time it's fucking feezing out here because of the nearby valley.
>What's the one that not the original like, then?
>not sure if joke or just mispelling
anyway, there's a HD remake called "you are not alone" which i think ends like the manga, rather than the budget ending the original ended on. which what i meant by original series.
Someone needs to stream an anime we can have a drinking game with.
>>700766995
Oho, never played any of them, I just know etna from doujins :^)
You been here long?
>>700767020
Please
Threads have never been better since I started my campaign to purge teh oldafages xD
you leave
or I come to straya and give you meme hugs
>>700767128
The funny part is the walls never stop
NEVER
How ya been?
>>700767217
kek, how was your day then
I'm in lebo right now, that's how I can post
just at my dad's place and internet is kinda shit here, gonna move around for the next few days before I finally get settled into dorms and I begin my semester.
>>700767284
Heyo Shizuru, how was your past month?
>>700767456
nice quote nerd
Yeah there is, it's like masturbating is meant to relieve sexual tension, not to be revelled in. You can jack off without porn.
Not stopping me though
Did you play it yet?
>>700767719
>you leave or I come to straya and give you meme hugs
Karen I know what you mean when you say meme hugs you filthy sandfaggot. I don't want to be spaghetti.
And you already know who the hugs go to
>Straya
