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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>700736225
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Allahu ackbar
>>700743840
Akame confimed for not autistic
FUcking normie
>Claimed
Claiming then going to sleep
>>700743638 (Yuno)
So in a way yes. Seems pretty strategy oriented which is good.
>>700743572 (Shinoa)
No, I got distracted by other games I was playing! SO that's project one for me!
ZR means "zettai ryouiki" or "absolute territory" and refers to the bit of visible skin between a skirt and thigh high socks for example. Pic related is an example
>>700743808
God bless America! My home sweet home~!
>>700744044
O shit waddup
>>700744089
Did you mean what I think you meant?
Clammed
Calamity-masu'd
>>700744154
Yup there is stratgies and roles in raids
Not just "shoot it til it dies"
>wake up and gently kiss my waifu (pic related) so as not to wake her
>could've sworn I seen her blush
>manage to roll myself out of bed without moms help
>20 good boy points for me
>my adult diaper is extremely wet and mushy
>whatever mom will take care of it
>I waddle my unshowered and feces encrusted 490 pound frame to my computer desk
>load up the computer mom bought me for my 22nd birthday and go on /b/
>participate in Waifu claim threads all day
>indirectly reply to the big bad bullies who try to ruin the thread
>I'm so fucking mad
>begin to scream and whine and threaten to kill myself
>mom quickly rushes down the my lair to deliver my frozen chicken nuggets and soft drink
>my waifu loves me
Claimed
>>700744200
>im gonna eat you
here
(700744411)
Damage control.
>>700743634
>>700744089
Thats adorable
>>700743758
>>700744274
Hey hey hey
>>700743764
>>700744154
Oohhhhh! Not much of an ending but its a sense of relief that the asylum is safe again
Yo they're one of the best homie. Could've just said zettai ryouiki and I'll know what you mean
>
>>700743913
>penny
How about using evolve?
Miho claimed
>>700744200
Fuckin around, wattup?
>>700744417
Ya fuken bich fgt. Y u gota do dis? I did nothin rong.
>>700744480
Yo
>>700744590
Miho!
>>700744042
wew I'm reassured I can go to bed happily now I guess
>>700744820
hi ika. whats are you up to
>11 PM, just waking up
>unleash a massive cascade of wet and warm feces composted of fried greasy food and frozen pizza into adult diaper
>press ass firmly against 300 gaming chair mom bought me to evenly spread the shit amongst my huge ass cheeks
>haven't showered in weeks
>watch anime constantly and always make sure to claim my waifu on /b/
>too ugly to show my face even on a website full of virgins and man babies
>mom isn't home so I'm going to cope with the bullies without her help
>indirectly reapply to their posts as a coping mechanism to deal with me intense autism and everlasting virginity
Wage mage.
>>700744820
Hello. I see Bun is bullying again.
/700745026/
Damage control.
Claimed
>>700744844
Is something wrong?
Yuuko is claimed!
>>700743650
>tyson brand tendies
>waifu
>comfy basement
Sounds like a good life to me, I don't know what you're sperging about. (・ω・)
>>700743913
Oh, yeah? I'll download it because it's free when I can, and it better be fun or I'm taking your waifu privileges away!
>russia map
Better be some cheeki breekis in there, or I uninstall, desu.
>>700745190
wanna erp, kouhai?
>>700745130
How you doin'?
>>700744812
I'm not doing anything. Just here. Ya gotta come and join the party dressed to kill.
>>700744991
I'm just here. I would do other stuff but I'm sleepy.
>>700745076
Make the bullying stop!
>>700744561
Hi there. Tell me an interesting fact about yourself.
>>700744561
> <3
>>700744820
>"looks for old bay"
>>700745161
Don't worry about it, there's already an unlucky someone who's listening to all my bullshit. Anyway good night
>>700745339
What party? Am I missing something?
>>700745339
oh how fun
>>700745339
You cant stop the Bun
>>700745451
Nigga its alright I could listen
Good night
>>700744200
>Singing an anthem.
>Why are there so many btw?
I salute you.
700745488~~
Damage control.
>>700745297
Hey fampai
Not much, you?
>>700745488
W A G E
A
G
E
M A G E
A
G
E
You guys are so fucking cringeworthy hahaha
best chibi claimed!
>>700745630
That's not the anthem, what are you, a communist?
>>700745783
Post nudes
700745758<<
Damage control
>>700745382
I live in the best state in the US: texas
>>700745437
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>>700745685
Playing arkham knight right now. Hating this slight sharp pain in my left arm though
>>700745770
Pose it girl!
>>700745832
>nudes
>it's a cartoon character
>2016
>having this much autism
>>700744561
Evolve? No idea, I use Hamachi only.
>Any service like Hamachi works though.
>>700745218
Very Cheeki Breeki Comrade~
>>700745758
WAGE
MAGE
WAGE
MAGE
SAY IT WITH ME
>>700745832
Ask your mother
>>700745838
You're so triggered it's unreal
|700745915|
Damage control.
>>700745980
W A G E M A G E
700745980%
Damage control.
>>700745758
>>700745488
>>700745980
W A G E
A
G
E
C U C K S
U
C
K
S
>>700745915
No post his nudes
Not his waifu's
Silly cuck
>>700745948
Want me to post your nudes? ;^)
>>700745887
No shit? I live in Texas too! Stop stalking me.
>>700745887
>texas
I want to go back......
C L A I M E D
Shitposters still haven't given up?
that's actually pretty sad
>>700745276
That's too lewd! I thought I already told you, senpai.
Baka hentai..
>>700744411
same :3333
>>700745758
WAGE
A
G
E
MAGE
A
G
E
>>700746128
>Posting nudes thinking it means anything
A dicks a dick no matter how hard you swing it.
>>700745783
I said an, not the. I was never good with music when I was in school.
>>700745437
Umm... What are you doing? I'm getting scared. I am officially Fearing the Bun.
>>700745552
Huh? Oh no, I was just listening to the song Eminence Front by The Who. I don't even know why I said that.
>>700745589
Yup. I like the feeling of sleepy, but It has it's downsides.
>>700745600
I am fearing the Bun. You can't help?
>>700745630
I don't know. But we got a bunch of America songs.
>>700746379
>>700745887
^///^
>>700745926
Evolve is a server that lets you play as if you guys were in a lan
>>700746216
What city though?
>>700746222
Where are you currently dude?
>>700746372
>
>>>700746526
Get it!
>>700746286
wanna do light erp?
>>700746367
Ur a got dang commie!
It's the pledge that you're thinking of by the way.
>>700746379
Trying to confuse me! Evil.
>>700746673
WAGE MAGE
>>700746591
That's basically Hamachi in a nutshell as well
>Except I can also use it at work to access computers remotely.
>Otherwise, if not set up like I set it up, it requires permission/access passwords
>>700746286
>stagbeetle
Kek. I need to rewatch Nichijou.
>>700746504
>
>>700746688
Well, you can always join the party in my pants~ Be dressed to kill too Or in this case, not dressed!
A MONETARY COMPENSATION SENSATION
>>700746379
yeah like having to sleep
>>700746688
Hi there! Girls are stupid.
>>700747002
>
>>700746591
>sneaking noises
>>700747106
Girls are for fucking faggots.
Good evening
>>700746591
Im in VA and i fucking hate this place.
>>700747106
Is that Mavis'sworldtour?
Gib pls
>>700747267
Sup?
>>700746673
what even is that
>>700746853
It's great! Try the mango for more content.
>>700747181
>This
Claimed, where my nigga mugen at?
>>700747340
That hoe dead.
>>700747367
we use a condom
If you love your waifu, should you only jerk off to her as part of the commitment? Genuine question.
>pic unrelated
>>700747087
It's that sensation your body gives that's sorta tingly everywhere that says you are tired but at the same time, your senses being duller.
>>700747166
Nigga, just tell me! You're fucking scaring me man!
>>700747606
Jerking off to your waifu is lewd!
>But its only okay if your waifu is okay with it
>baka.
>>700747340
Hello mathew
>>700747691
My waifu is nice and hairy and is honest and truthful to themselves
>>700747166
>
My body isn't ready!
>>700747267
Hello
>>700747303
HOLY FUCK why so far out of state? Why up there?
>>700747691
Its what the bun do best. Scares us
>>700746688
At least I know the difference between the pledge and the national anthem.
>>700746379
Please don't put on anything country/western.
>>700747445
He's playing league. I'll let him know you're asking for him
>>700747267
Hello there you worthless faggot
Forgive me, Juri, if you're still happen to be around here.
>>700747181
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Penny is off to bed!
>WORK TOMORROW
>REEEEEEE
But work is fun!
Update for Smugs (and anyone who wants to know) on K
>K made friends!
>She went to her friend's house today!
>K likes shooting my SR9
>K had fun at school and is looking forward to it tomorrow
Oh and one thing I thought was funny
>J has a fucking night class
>Poor bastard.
>>700748098
You like girls don't you? Fucking queer.
>>700747606
Ironic weeaboo memes aside, yeah I only do that stuff to my waifu.
>>700747593
>we use a condom
i don't have girl holes how would you--
oh my (・ω・)
>>700747914
Oh... I do like burgers too... I hope that's what you mean...
>>700747997
I don't think he's that bad, I just think- Oh shit! OH SHI--
>>700748108
Goodnight, qt! Sleep well~.
>>700748098
I bet you're not a virgin too, you fucking faggot.
>>700747360
Hey Penny how are you doing?
>>700747997
Hey Shinoa, hows your day going on?
>>700748056
This early?
What did I do to deserve such compliments~
>>700748108
Hooray for K but sad for J. Goodnight!
>smug
Tenryuu a NEWFAG
>>700748377
>calamari burger
>>700748395
Hot dignity dog! I may have been wrong about you all along!
>>700748040
Nah, I hate those genres of music. They sound so wierd to me.
>>700748377
Yes. Fear the bun
>>700748395
>
>>700748464
Going pretty well! Playing arkham knight for the 3rd or 4th time getting to 100%. You?
>>700748691
That thumbnail though.
>>700748691
Lol wat?
>ika
>>700748691
>The fucking image swap.
I bet mods are just fucking around to see what happens.
>>700748775
This should explain.
>>700748690
>>700748691
>>700748692
>>700748690
>>700748691
>>700748692
>>700748880
>I bet mods are just fucking around to see what happens.
Newlad
>>700748081
It's fine, my responses tend to be long and winded anyway. I've been hard lurking as the threads have changed and I hardly recognize all these faces.
>>700748691
>Also dislikes country/western music.
One more thing we have in common.
>That thumbnail swap tho.
>>700748691
>rape
>>700748744
>hope in <3
Bloodborne Broke my spirit.
How is everyone?
>>700748966
They're still here anon. They just got tired of our shit and don't mess with us as much.
>>700747087
fuk u
>>700748464
I haven't seen yur ass in too long. I thought I'd be nice for once. How are you Hitagi
>>700748691
What an appropriate thumbnail
Where's the Galil fag i need to talk to him
>>700749325
why
Felix is claimed
>>700748640
No! Not me! I won't let you!
>>700748744
You lad, help over here!
>>700748952
>>700748966
I don't see what 690 has to do with anything. But I guess...
>>700749169
Hmm? Have we done one of those comparison things before? I've been pretty similar to some people here.
>>700749216
>pls dun do.
Inoue claimed
>>700749825
How many pictures of Ika do you have?
>>700749216
Dont mind if i do!~
>>700749825
Too late fam. Bun is unstoppable
>>700748744
I've never played arkham knight
Is it worth the money?
I'm not too bad, relaxing having a glass of wine.
>>700749347
I'm not too bad, second day of vacation.
Didn't do much today. Think I might go shopping tomorrow though
>It's appreciated, ty akiko.
>>700749540
fuk u
>>700749484
hey Tomoko guess what?
>>700749825
>
>>700750160
>moaning noises
Well guys it turns out naps are a bad idea
>Can't sleep now
How's everyone doing tonight
>>700750190
No thanks
>>700750371
Naps are the best idea!
I'm just peachy, how are you?
>>700750279
something about tracer
>>700750371
dont worry ill be here
>>700749102
Well, my responses weren't exactly brief either.
It's normal that you wouldn't be able to recognize a lot of people. I can't do it myself even though I haven't left for a "considerable" period of time.
Ah, and I'd really appreciate the picture, Juri. Good luck on finishing it, I'm sure the final product will be worth it.
And regarding your question, I do believe I'll have a couple free weeks on September, but you'll probably be busy participating.
And of course, best of luck in the tournament as well.
>>700750371
RIP Yuno.
>>700750605
kouhaaaaiii
pls erp with me ;-;
>>700750817
nope, well maybe...
>>700750125
According to my folder, I have this many. Although I have a few others scattered elsewhere.
>>700750160
:') I lived a nice boring life.
>>700750290
I'm ready to just die now. There is nothing left for me :'^)
>>700750605
They're the worst
Completly fuck up my sleep schedule
I'm a bit annoyed, as you can surely realise
>>700750817
Hey tomoko that's great
How's it going man?
>>700750992
Hey qt is here too
This might be the best time to be awake
All your waifus a shit
>>700751132
> i need to cook you first
>>700750290
Yeah i dont do that fam
>>700750371
Pretty good. Gonna catch up on some riddler trophies tomorrow. You?
>>700750174
For pc no. Console yes
Boss battle are shit and there's more than whats need for the batmobile
Other than that. The game is beautiful
Aren't you a fancy high classy fellow?
>>700751312
Ur mom
>>700751312
i agree my waifu is a shrill voiced lesbian that cant shut the fuck up about her onee-sama.
>>700751375
We need to put more waifus in that tub.
>>700751193
Not even cute.
Is it? I'm always here at night, all night long.
>>700751558
>who said it was you moaning
>>700751193
What sleep schedule? You're either tired or not.
>>700751375
Cook me, bake me, roast me, grill me. I don't care anymore. Just end my suffering.
>>700751055
then what
>>700751193
playing overwatch
>>700751052
i already told you that i have no girl holes, you lewd! (・ω・)
>>700751193
The only reason I'm sleeping normally is because my sleep schedule got so bad, it went full circle and it's normal again.
Best feeling ever for something to fix itself like that.
>>700751558
I'm probably going to go my parents'house, my laptop still needs a fixing
>Ridler trophies
That shit was hard man, which one?
>>700751757
Except that you are
Then I might need to stay awake every night
>>700751992
I mean when college starts. I need to be able to show up
>>700752141
you don't need ladyholes~
you have a backdoor for a reason~
YES HELLO
>>700751879
Oh my~
>>700751132
Pray the next life is funner
>>700751757
Know what else is here all night long, plushie?
>>700752172
Knight. Funnest riddle trophies to collect was origins imo
>>700752114
Nice, you doing good?
>>700752141
That's a pretty good feeling yes
I still got about a week or two to make that happen
The state I'm in I think I'm pretty close
>6:30 here
>>700750973
>It's normal that you wouldn't be able to recognize a lot of people. I can't do it myself even though I haven't left for a "considerable" period of time.
You're right, you've been around for some time now. Must be strange to see so many come and go. I'm glad that you, Syndra, and Yuuko are still around. I'd probably have not posted otherwise since I'm so unfamiliar with everyone.
>Ah, and I'd really appreciate the picture, Juri. Good luck on finishing it, I'm sure the final product will be worth it.
Thank you. I picked up some paint earlier today, black and purple to be precise. I plan on doing all of the customization myself which means not only fightstick artwork, but custom paint done on the bezel and side panels.
>I have the artwork ready to be printed and cut, but it's a surprise. You'll see, I made it from scratch in PS.
>And regarding your question, I do believe I'll have a couple free weeks on September, but you'll probably be busy participating.
And of course, best of luck in the tournament as well.
Thanks, I'll be sure to upload my fights at the event. If you have more than one week, then I can definitely make it happen. In reality, the tournament will only be the last 4 days(Thursday-Sunday) so as long as you have more than 5 days free I'll be sure to show you.
Admiral snackbar.
That was not as busy as I thought it would be.
>>700751992
>suffocates with tits
>>700752617
>your next <3
Has any weeabo virgin scumbag ever claimed hatsune miko?
>>700752172
I think you might be looking in a mirror.
I don't think that'd be very good for your health...
>>700752617
Crippling loneliness and sub-par distractions?
>>700752919
hope not
cucc
>>700752472
that would hurt, that doesn't sound fun
(・ω・)
>>700752495
hey frogdude
>>700752622
Or you could actually put effort into staying up more until night time, and then sleeping!
>>700753129
fuk u
>>700752919
no, but there is one person who claims some 3dpd vampire whore
claimed.
>>700753129
than we can use mine, kouhai~
>>700752919
A few have. They are pretty rare though.
>>700752688
Been off thread myself due to work picking up immensely. Kids are back in classes and they all want amazing coffee and cheap hangover cures.
>>700753182
Savage as ever.
>>700753182
>says generic animoo grill
>>700752688
dsp here!!!!!
u suck no good anti air without meter fuck u
>>700752858
Why wasn't i first?
>>700752919
A few months back i think
>>700752957
Was going to say this thread if ya needed a dudes to chat with
>>700753264
Speak of the devil. And he shall appear
Maribelle of course
>>700752114
>>700752622
im ok i guess
>>700753310
Nice to see you have some taste
>>700753345
>not even posting a picture
>damage control mode
>>700752172
Oh. OH! I see. Well, at least you can fix it quick right now.
>>700752617
I'm way ahead of you.
>I'm just going to let myself get eaten...
>>700752858
>dies from suffocation
Goodbye people!
>>700753181
that was rude
please apologize and delet that post
>>700753265
I dunno..
I don't know what my waifu would think!
(・ω・)
