Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Akame confimed for not autistic
Claiming then going to sleep
So in a way yes. Seems pretty strategy oriented which is good.
No, I got distracted by other games I was playing! SO that's project one for me!
ZR means "zettai ryouiki" or "absolute territory" and refers to the bit of visible skin between a skirt and thigh high socks for example. Pic related is an example
God bless America! My home sweet home~!
O shit waddup
Did you mean what I think you meant?
Yup there is stratgies and roles in raids
Not just "shoot it til it dies"
>wake up and gently kiss my waifu (pic related) so as not to wake her
>could've sworn I seen her blush
>manage to roll myself out of bed without moms help
>20 good boy points for me
>my adult diaper is extremely wet and mushy
>whatever mom will take care of it
>I waddle my unshowered and feces encrusted 490 pound frame to my computer desk
>load up the computer mom bought me for my 22nd birthday and go on /b/
>participate in Waifu claim threads all day
>indirectly reply to the big bad bullies who try to ruin the thread
>I'm so fucking mad
>begin to scream and whine and threaten to kill myself
>mom quickly rushes down the my lair to deliver my frozen chicken nuggets and soft drink
>my waifu loves me
Hey hey hey
Oohhhhh! Not much of an ending but its a sense of relief that the asylum is safe again
Yo they're one of the best homie. Could've just said zettai ryouiki and I'll know what you mean
How about using evolve?
Ya fuken bich fgt. Y u gota do dis? I did nothin rong.
wew I'm reassured I can go to bed happily now I guess
>11 PM, just waking up
>unleash a massive cascade of wet and warm feces composted of fried greasy food and frozen pizza into adult diaper
>press ass firmly against 300 gaming chair mom bought me to evenly spread the shit amongst my huge ass cheeks
>haven't showered in weeks
>watch anime constantly and always make sure to claim my waifu on /b/
>too ugly to show my face even on a website full of virgins and man babies
>mom isn't home so I'm going to cope with the bullies without her help
>indirectly reapply to their posts as a coping mechanism to deal with me intense autism and everlasting virginity
Hello. I see Bun is bullying again.
Yuuko is claimed!
>tyson brand tendies
Sounds like a good life to me, I don't know what you're sperging about. (・ω・)
Oh, yeah? I'll download it because it's free when I can, and it better be fun or I'm taking your waifu privileges away!
Better be some cheeki breekis in there, or I uninstall, desu.
I'm not doing anything. Just here. Ya gotta come and join the party dressed to kill.
I'm just here. I would do other stuff but I'm sleepy.
Make the bullying stop!
Hi there. Tell me an interesting fact about yourself.
>"looks for old bay"
Don't worry about it, there's already an unlucky someone who's listening to all my bullshit. Anyway good night
What party? Am I missing something?
Nigga its alright I could listen
>Singing an anthem.
>Why are there so many btw?
I salute you.
That's not the anthem, what are you, a communist?
I live in the best state in the US: texas
Playing arkham knight right now. Hating this slight sharp pain in my left arm though
Pose it girl!
Evolve? No idea, I use Hamachi only.
>Any service like Hamachi works though.
Very Cheeki Breeki Comrade~
SAY IT WITH ME
No shit? I live in Texas too! Stop stalking me.
I want to go back......
Shitposters still haven't given up?
that's actually pretty sad
That's too lewd! I thought I already told you, senpai.
I said an, not the. I was never good with music when I was in school.
Umm... What are you doing? I'm getting scared. I am officially Fearing the Bun.
Huh? Oh no, I was just listening to the song Eminence Front by The Who. I don't even know why I said that.
Yup. I like the feeling of sleepy, but It has it's downsides.
I am fearing the Bun. You can't help?
I don't know. But we got a bunch of America songs.
Evolve is a server that lets you play as if you guys were in a lan
What city though?
Where are you currently dude?
Ur a got dang commie!
It's the pledge that you're thinking of by the way.
Trying to confuse me! Evil.
That's basically Hamachi in a nutshell as well
>Except I can also use it at work to access computers remotely.
>Otherwise, if not set up like I set it up, it requires permission/access passwords
Kek. I need to rewatch Nichijou.
Well, you can always join the party in my pants~ Be dressed to kill too Or in this case, not dressed!
Im in VA and i fucking hate this place.
what even is that
It's great! Try the mango for more content.
If you love your waifu, should you only jerk off to her as part of the commitment? Genuine question.
It's that sensation your body gives that's sorta tingly everywhere that says you are tired but at the same time, your senses being duller.
Nigga, just tell me! You're fucking scaring me man!
My waifu is nice and hairy and is honest and truthful to themselves
My body isn't ready!
HOLY FUCK why so far out of state? Why up there?
Its what the bun do best. Scares us
At least I know the difference between the pledge and the national anthem.
Please don't put on anything country/western.
He's playing league. I'll let him know you're asking for him
Hello there you worthless faggot
Forgive me, Juri, if you're still happen to be around here.
Penny is off to bed!
But work is fun!
Update for Smugs (and anyone who wants to know) on K
>K made friends!
>She went to her friend's house today!
>K likes shooting my SR9
>K had fun at school and is looking forward to it tomorrow
Oh and one thing I thought was funny
>J has a fucking night class
Ironic weeaboo memes aside, yeah I only do that stuff to my waifu.
>we use a condom
i don't have girl holes how would you--
oh my (・ω・)
Oh... I do like burgers too... I hope that's what you mean...
I don't think he's that bad, I just think- Oh shit! OH SHI--
Goodnight, qt! Sleep well~.
I bet you're not a virgin too, you fucking faggot.
Hey Penny how are you doing?
Hey Shinoa, hows your day going on?
What did I do to deserve such compliments~
Hot dignity dog! I may have been wrong about you all along!
Nah, I hate those genres of music. They sound so wierd to me.
Yes. Fear the bun
Going pretty well! Playing arkham knight for the 3rd or 4th time getting to 100%. You?
>The fucking image swap.
I bet mods are just fucking around to see what happens.
It's fine, my responses tend to be long and winded anyway. I've been hard lurking as the threads have changed and I hardly recognize all these faces.
>Also dislikes country/western music.
One more thing we have in common.
>That thumbnail swap tho.
Bloodborne Broke my spirit.
How is everyone?
I haven't seen yur ass in too long. I thought I'd be nice for once. How are you Hitagi
What an appropriate thumbnail
No! Not me! I won't let you!
You lad, help over here!
I don't see what 690 has to do with anything. But I guess...
Hmm? Have we done one of those comparison things before? I've been pretty similar to some people here.
>pls dun do.
Dont mind if i do!~
Too late fam. Bun is unstoppable
I've never played arkham knight
Is it worth the money?
I'm not too bad, relaxing having a glass of wine.
I'm not too bad, second day of vacation.
Didn't do much today. Think I might go shopping tomorrow though
>It's appreciated, ty akiko.
Well guys it turns out naps are a bad idea
>Can't sleep now
How's everyone doing tonight
Naps are the best idea!
I'm just peachy, how are you?
something about tracer
dont worry ill be here
Well, my responses weren't exactly brief either.
It's normal that you wouldn't be able to recognize a lot of people. I can't do it myself even though I haven't left for a "considerable" period of time.
Ah, and I'd really appreciate the picture, Juri. Good luck on finishing it, I'm sure the final product will be worth it.
And regarding your question, I do believe I'll have a couple free weeks on September, but you'll probably be busy participating.
And of course, best of luck in the tournament as well.
According to my folder, I have this many. Although I have a few others scattered elsewhere.
:') I lived a nice boring life.
I'm ready to just die now. There is nothing left for me :'^)
They're the worst
Completly fuck up my sleep schedule
I'm a bit annoyed, as you can surely realise
Hey tomoko that's great
How's it going man?
Hey qt is here too
This might be the best time to be awake
Yeah i dont do that fam
Pretty good. Gonna catch up on some riddler trophies tomorrow. You?
For pc no. Console yes
Boss battle are shit and there's more than whats need for the batmobile
Other than that. The game is beautiful
Aren't you a fancy high classy fellow?
We need to put more waifus in that tub.
Not even cute.
Is it? I'm always here at night, all night long.
>who said it was you moaning
What sleep schedule? You're either tired or not.
Cook me, bake me, roast me, grill me. I don't care anymore. Just end my suffering.
i already told you that i have no girl holes, you lewd! (・ω・)
The only reason I'm sleeping normally is because my sleep schedule got so bad, it went full circle and it's normal again.
Best feeling ever for something to fix itself like that.
I'm probably going to go my parents'house, my laptop still needs a fixing
That shit was hard man, which one?
Except that you are
Then I might need to stay awake every night
I mean when college starts. I need to be able to show up
Pray the next life is funner
Know what else is here all night long, plushie?
Knight. Funnest riddle trophies to collect was origins imo
Nice, you doing good?
That's a pretty good feeling yes
I still got about a week or two to make that happen
The state I'm in I think I'm pretty close
>It's normal that you wouldn't be able to recognize a lot of people. I can't do it myself even though I haven't left for a "considerable" period of time.
You're right, you've been around for some time now. Must be strange to see so many come and go. I'm glad that you, Syndra, and Yuuko are still around. I'd probably have not posted otherwise since I'm so unfamiliar with everyone.
>Ah, and I'd really appreciate the picture, Juri. Good luck on finishing it, I'm sure the final product will be worth it.
Thank you. I picked up some paint earlier today, black and purple to be precise. I plan on doing all of the customization myself which means not only fightstick artwork, but custom paint done on the bezel and side panels.
>I have the artwork ready to be printed and cut, but it's a surprise. You'll see, I made it from scratch in PS.
>And regarding your question, I do believe I'll have a couple free weeks on September, but you'll probably be busy participating.
And of course, best of luck in the tournament as well.
Thanks, I'll be sure to upload my fights at the event. If you have more than one week, then I can definitely make it happen. In reality, the tournament will only be the last 4 days(Thursday-Sunday) so as long as you have more than 5 days free I'll be sure to show you.
That was not as busy as I thought it would be.
>suffocates with tits
>your next <3
Has any weeabo virgin scumbag ever claimed hatsune miko?
I think you might be looking in a mirror.
I don't think that'd be very good for your health...
Crippling loneliness and sub-par distractions?
that would hurt, that doesn't sound fun
Or you could actually put effort into staying up more until night time, and then sleeping!
no, but there is one person who claims some 3dpd vampire whore
A few have. They are pretty rare though.
Been off thread myself due to work picking up immensely. Kids are back in classes and they all want amazing coffee and cheap hangover cures.
Savage as ever.
u suck no good anti air without meter fuck u
Why wasn't i first?
A few months back i think
Was going to say this thread if ya needed a dudes to chat with
Speak of the devil. And he shall appear
Nice to see you have some taste
>not even posting a picture
>damage control mode
Oh. OH! I see. Well, at least you can fix it quick right now.
I'm way ahead of you.
>I'm just going to let myself get eaten...
>dies from suffocation
that was rude
please apologize and delet that post
I don't know what my waifu would think!