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>>700742521
Furries are gay. Goodbye.
Avery is gay. Goodbye.
woo woo
>>700742604
We're all fags
sergal cock thread?
>>700742604
i don't like men tho
:c
is it true avery
n-no he's lying!
i believe you
thx <3
Avery you know I do not lie.
that's a lie
>I want to believe
>>700743754
lovely face, but her hair was too short for my tastes
Prove it
Snuggles, you said you didn't like my sculptures. Why ever not?
>>700744270
Fantastic film. I own all three versions on DVD and enjoyed seeing the 1941 version on the silver screen at a local theater.
>he didn't leave after he said goodbye
>he left without saying goodbye
>>700744388
Yes, it is quite a marvelous film. My father's favorite film genre is Noir, so as a child we had all those films in the house. I saw Saboteur for the first time when I was seven.
I think I might cry
anyway bye
byebye
>>700744905
>>700745182
>>700745270
i have toast. would you like some toast?
>>700745397
Yes. Yes I would.
>>700745569
i like cinnamon and sugar on mine
>>700745718
That sounds fancy as hell. I usually have my dry.
>>700743912
World's tiniest prince albert lol
>>700745718
MEOW.
>>700746061
mrowl?
>>700745857
dry toast is ok. you should try adding different topping to spruce up your experience
>>700746061
weeeeeeem
>>700746246
Post your butt.
>>700746247
For what purpose would I want to spruce it up?
>>700746418
so you can enjoy toast more. toast enhancement is all the rage these days
>>700746832
I prefer to lead a drab bleak existence. It's already complicated enough with the painting. Why confuse it more?
>>700747250
Did its penis fall into Fukushima?
>>700747435
no
>>700742771
who did this?
>>700747769
no idea
it was posted just hours ago and i saved it
Hi
>>700747242
make the toast your canvas.
>>700748599
yoo
>>700748738
what's up?
>>700748599
Hello.
>>700748738
Canvas is my canvas.
>>700748812
watching a movie and wanting food
sup you?
>>700748867
toast is the new canvas.
>>700748738
>hug
>>700748983
>>700749071
>>700745133
fuck off spider gay
im here!
you failed yesterday when a dead loli appeared!
>>700749037
I have to paint on canvas.
>>700749151
>>700748814
Hows it going?
>>700749037
Watching a movie.
>>700749050
mewew
I ate too much and I feel sick
>>700749227
>>700749298
what the fuck is that on his dick
>>700749223
use edible paints
>>700749258
what movie?
>>700749298
dinner made me sick too. it was so salty i wanted to vomit and couldnt eat it
>>700749401
>>700749449
catlike barbs
>>700749462
Lets feel pukey together
>>700749462
the animated Spawn Movies.
>>700749449
barbs, vein, condom
>>700749677
oky
>>700749695
how are they?
>>700749784
art style is kinda weird at fist, but they're ok.
I'm watching it on Youtube, so the quality isn't great.
>>700749298
I feel sick all the time. I got that special kind of nausea you get when you're hyper aware of everything.
>>700749462
I can't and won't.
>>700749956
i didnt know they had animated movies. i should check em out
>>700750012
f-fine
>>700750153
I have to work in oil. Oil paint is the only medium that works the way I need.
>>700750153
they aired on HBO apparently and were made by Todd McFarlane in some capacity.
>>700749886
How's the PT and arm doing
>>700750153
Watch
>>700750331
use olive oil
>>700750379
interesting :O
>>700750398
season 3?
>>700749677
>>700749698
that's just
awful
>>700750523
yes
>>700750012
I fucking hate you
>>700750523
It goes rancid.
>>700750540
im sorry
>>700750012
I know it what you mean.
>>700750398
I got to actually use weights today
>>700750586
oky doky
>>700750647
use canola
>>700750625
That makes two of us.
>>700750693
It's horrible.
>>700750693
Good. Let the gains flow through you
>>700750831
Good. Let the Starz original series "Penny Dreadful" flow through you
>>700750831
Cooking oil goes rancid in general.
>>700750956
it feel good
>>700751034
bacon grease
>>700750884
yeah
>>700750956
gettin stronk!
>>700751130
I'd rather just cook chicken in that.
>>700751339
cook toast
>>700750523
It's got some ok voice acting too, pretty decent all around.
>>700751130
Reminder. This happened
>>700751207
If you listened to me earlier you would've been stronger
>>700751519
noice
>>700751602
boner every time
>>700751401
I should stop eating entirely. Food is a luxury.
>>700751602
I like robots, but I like my own muscles better
>>700751703
cute
>>700751724
you should smoke food
>>700751703
I didn't see it coming. I thought Ethan was gonna kill him, but find out that he's completely immortal
>>700751886
1 Robotic Arm, 1 flesh arm
I see all of the cool dudes are here c:
>>700751938
Roll up a six paper food joint?
>>700752012
Maybe next time
>>700751643
I'm bored :<
>>700752199
Hi nanders
>>700751886
yasssssss
>>700752012
i thought dorian was going to kil ethan
>>700752199
the Kool Kids Klub
>>700752202
double yas
>>700752272
nuuuuu
>>700751643
it's actually pretty funny you use that picture, cause the voice for Spawn is actually the same as The Arbiter
>>700751938
I should exist on just cigarettes and water.
>>700752374
Am... Am I in that club...? :*D
>>700752202
There might not be a next time.
>>700752374
Immortal twink can't kill AMERICAN cowboy
>>700752397
oh kickass!
>>700752461
that sounds like itd be pretty okay
>>700752513
of course. welcome to the KKK
>>700752741
hmmm true. but cowboy cant kill immortal twinky
>>700752513
mayyyybe
>>700752741
but if there is Frank, if there is, you'll be the first to know
>>700752756
Yaas~ Thank you Katten senpai~ ^//.//^
>>700752756
now entertain me before or else I'll go to sleep
>>700752756
And I should stop sleeping entirely.
>>700752887
Apparently Immortal Twink hard counter the transgendered
>>700752933
Get a loan from a really seedy dude and not pay him back
>>700753035
~~~
>>700753095
idk what do
>>700753127
sleep is for noobs. you should never sleep
>>700753313
too bad he died
>>700753313
I might look into that
>>700753401
I like sleeping though
>>700753401
dunno, how'd your day go?
>>700753401
I should sell all my things except my car and just live in that.
>>700753401
Didn't care for Angelique.
>>700753495
Thou must. The result will be glorious
>>700753401
Yas! Yaaaas! *dances uncontrollably
>>700753495
youre okay though. never a noob
>>700753501
boring. lame day. disappointing and depressing.
>>700753617
sell the car too. live in a box. boxes are more portable and can fold up flat.
>>700753669
i dont like the frankenchick she mean
>>700753669
But I use one arm extensively for guitarring, and the other for signing my name and drawing crude, lewd pictures
>>700753893
heheh, ok.
Sleep so I can get strong again
>>700753893
Or just sleep on the ground and have no box either.
>>700753893
you wanna talk about it?
also, apparently my NS was fucked up.
>>700754059
Hi Del
>>700754207
Hiya, what's up?
>>700754347
Honestly? Not much
>>700754418
lol, same. I'm kinda bored :/
>>700753893
I liked Lily, then she created feminism
>>700753907
Just replace the arm that doesn't have the wanking hand
>>700753832
wewwwwwwwwwwww
>>700754009
siiii
>>700754040
you should have the box. you can paint it
>>700754059
poor namesync
sad garbage dinner. irritating bike ride. my mind has been all over the place and its dragging me down. i will probably have to move to montana because i cant afford to do anything on my own and stay living with family. my testicles ache like fuck today because of my fucked abdomen.
>>700754589
she a butt
>>700754589
(what if I use both? alternatively of course)
>>700754692
I like his coat, and axe, and his determination to kill
>>700754692
Man you seem to have it rough. That's why you should sleep hon, you'll feel different when you wake up c:
>>700754692
I can paint on walls too.
>>700754813
She told Caliban off and tossed him across the room. That was pretty great
>>700754839
Then it shall be picked at random
>>700754692
that sucks man, but I can sorta relate. I'm probably gonna have to find my own place too, or become homeless, cause the new owners are kicking us out.
>>700754839
i like his fluffy tail tip
>>700754922
i really dont like sleeping.
>>700755101
but, my arms...
>>700755285
mhm! me too!
>>700755079
box walls
>>700755101
lol yeah
>>700755116
thats fucked up. :/
>>700755453
fluffy is best
>>700755285
Oh well, each to his own I guess. I don't get how in the hell one can not enjoy sleeping, but I'm not judging :P
>>700755453
Are quite replacable
>>700755676
And she took Victor's virginity before he became a wizard
>>700755676
yeah, lived here my whole life, and then the new owner Tripled the price on us, so there's no way we can afford to live here now :<
I need to either move in with someone, which is gonna suck, or literally be homeless and live in a car.
>>700755710
constant nightmares or never really going to sleep and just feeling like shit when i finally get up
>>700755954
she should have left him alone so he can be wizard
>>700756081
you should skin your landlord and make him into fashionable luggage
>>700755954
Aww man...
>>700755676
Building walls.
>>700756224
So he can fuck up in an even greater manner? Look how 2 of his creations ended up. Only Proteus ended up okay.
>>700756276
You shouldn't have let me finish that sentence.
>>700756224
Pretty sure that's illegal friendo....
but yeah, Doing gay stuff is gonna be a lot harder with with a roommate ;<
>>700756411
box building
>>700756544
proteus was a retard goober
>>700756609
its not illegal if you dont get caught
and yeah it is very hard to bring home a partner of just a one night person
>>700756224
Kitty, my Wild Imps ride on my Dreadstalkers.
>>700756609
Hey did this artist do a pic of 2 cute lions getting fucked by zebras?? either way, /r/ing that pic
nyanyan
>>700756224
Oh, well that's rough... Not sure what I should say about that. Do you wanna talk about something else?
>>700756922
that sounds pretty badass
>>700757030
bark
>>700756836
Regular buildings.
>>700756836
He was getting smarter everyday. Until he got exploderated in half
>>700756922
>Not taking implosion
>>700757097
i want cookies
>>700757109
but why
>>700757152
smart as a potato
>>700756971
no idea, I grabbed it off e621.net
>>700756836
I can always hope some rich dude who's into chubs will take me in
>>700757309
He could speak in complete senetences within a day of his rebirth. Unlike Caliban who could only scream for days on end
>>700757309
Here come cookie freesbies, catch!
>>700757496
ohh yeah thatd be quite the score
>>700757567
he could order every kind of potato dish at restaurants
>>700757614
those sound too crispy
>>700757309
They last longer.
>>700757884
i guess
Bringing people home is impossible when you're shy and have a roommate. Missed opportunities :<
>>700757101
That too.
>>700757496
Ooh yes, that'd be living the dream~
>>700757152
>Taking Implosion
A man can only hope.
Anyways, I'mma go to bed. Talk to yall tomorrow.
>>700758000
oh, NOW you show up, as soon as I'm going to bed?
>>700758000
:/ lame sauce
>>700758054
see ya duder
buy jack daniels
>>700757857
You know Victor is a fuck up when happy potato is the best he can make
>>700758003
>Implying implosion burst isn't sick in pvp
>>700742771
And so it is
>>700758371
kek
who's lurking that is cool
no one
>>700757986
I want to learn fresco painting.
>>700758537
not me
>>700758479
So far he's created
>Edgy ugly dude with anger issues
>Happy Potato
>A Feminist
He sucks at being a mad scientist
i made the thread and just left and now im back
at least you're both honest
>>700757857
You want cookies you got cookies, now eet it. Eet it like a good boi
>>700758743
I would steal this cutout
Nobody is cool, period.
>>700758258
But now I live alllll alone~
;3
let's not project now
Eisen do you have a elysian?
>>700758864
Are you one of the people who live in philly? or was that [M]
>>700758621
queso fresco
>>700758720
hes the worst.
>>700758743
*claps
>>700758825
am not good boi
>>700758864
ooooooooooo
uh no
>>700758845
me2
theyre not even expensive on rs3 though
they're not
but why would i want one
>>700758845
And yet you're hesitating on which arm to pick
>>700758994
Not everyone can be Timothy Dalton with a beard
Because theyre cool
and rare on osrs
also i dont come even close to those stat requirements
>>700758994
Fresco painting.
>>700759246
he rocks it so well
>not having 75 prayer
wooooow
>>700759246
Because I like them both
>>700759327
cheesey paint
you're so boring to talk to about runescape
I agree 100%
Im pretty bored with rs atm as well since all I need to do is skill
I think I need to go to bed
goodnight guys
>>700759445
I wouldn't work with food. It'd go off.
>>700759573
nini
>>700759386
>Doesn't create immortal zombie feminists with super strength
>Isn't useless in combat
>Beard
>Shoots bitchy vampire daughter
Best character on the show
>>700758990
Nope, I'm Canada. There are a bunch of Philly people tho
>>700759695
I dunno, Cheez Whiz is probably immortal
>>700759695
not if you keep it cold
>>700759836
seriously! plus he has good taste in weapons
>>700759841
I know, I'm one of them. Only SubFag seems to be here consistently. Might ask him if he wants to have some casual sex sometime.
>>700758994
You lil ssssh
>>700759841
Hoy
>>700760130
give me chocolate chips
>>700760462
new bread
