Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
I'll try this again
Hey everyone whats up?
your so quik god
Hey hey, no bullying.
I personally rejected being part of society, not the other way around. I tried it out and it was pretty underwhelming, so I gave up and went back home
dumbasses like me who couldn't get a liscence can't be trusted to fix their scooters
But isn't that... you know what, never mind.
hey wats up
All your waifus are trash. Trap saika totsuka waifu is best
He broke down and a tow truck was a 2 hour wait.
You seem positive today! And if by 'enjoy' you meant 'sat in front of a computer screen', then yes, of course~.
What'd you do today? (・ω・)
>implying weed is harmful to your health
wasup ruby? how you doing
That was fun watching fucking 15 episodes of akame just now!
I just said let's try this again cuz i posted right b4 image cap fam.
Well, if my brain becomes an arguably healthy breakfast, why shouldn't I do drugs?
Nothing much at all.
What's going on in your world?
yes it was until the end then I cried but it was worth it
pick a dang waifu tsun
The video implied marijuana is harmful to your health
Because, that's you're fucking brain. You use it do things, not to eat it.
The actor was implying it, not me.
Destiny and bullshit
Fuck your morals, heretic
I got my license when i was 19
Bills! and then work!
Fun days as always. Fuck you massachusettes stop taking all my money.
why didnt you finish akame ga kill with us you missed me crying
Not a whole lot, Just finished akame ga kill with esdeath in the stream. It was a good time. Now im playing bloodborne debating on putting my gameplay on twitch. Also i am reading akame ga kill zero manga. So a couple things going down. You?
We never play overwatch anymore man the fuck!
Dude not smoking marijuana is better for your health then smoking it soooo yes it is harmful to you.
I get pretty emotional when mine dies
I got my permit at almost 18 and never got further. I'm not good at taking tests and most of the stuff I can remember is general aspects of things and not precise facts. I still forget my siblings birthdays.
How does ones brain become fried from smoking a reefer?
If anything your brain should become like meatloaf, brownies, cakes, etc. Rather than fried it should be baked
The danker the kush the better it is for you
oh don't worry I had my own reasons to cry
m'fellow league of shadower
I don't know man, ask the people behind the PSA.
>Didn't get my license till nearly 21
>So much regret
I got bored of overbot
Hows it goin?
I just refreshed the thread after a game of OW and posted, kek.
It was a joke, my dude.
But in all seriousness, yes, I agree drugs are bad for you. I'm usually sober, besides a few times when I drink my sorrows away.
I do love how ridiculous some of those old anti-drug PSAs are, though.
Oh, where do you work?
Gotta love the wageslave live. Well, not that I could relate, but I doesn't seem like fun.
that is cute animu
that is good post
Sounds like fun! If you decide to put it up, put out a link. I'll watch it~.
Is it any good?
Just posting and listening to nice music. The usual.
Not much, playing WoW and looking for an item with a VERY low drop chance lol. You?
You're misunderstanding Mary sues
I love mary sues
I don't now my sister's birthdays or my cousin's names
Dishwasher, oh bby.
I know it was, don't take me seriously, at least most of the time.
Hey tell me an interesting fact about yourself
You're such a cute~
She was living in a single room w/ 3 other individuals, one of them was a male, and the other two, well hell the other two were females. God only knows what they were up to in there, and furthermore Susan I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes..... reefers
Marijuana makes you fucking stupid honestly. I smoked it from age 13 to age 30.
How are you not bored of overwatch?
Playing destiny with the bros.. got salty in the dreadful tirals of osiris but now Im helping them in challenge of elders for new gear
How much does that pay?
At least it's better than being a cashier if you have crippling social anxiety! There's a brightside to everything!
Oh, aha, sorry. Hard to tell when someone's being satire sometimes over text conversations.
Anyway, what are you up to?
I smoked weed since i was 13. Sold illegally, Sold legally and grew it. I stopped smoking it completely 2 years ago. My blood pressure has gone down I sleep better and i can fucking breathe again. Marijuana smoke contains carcinogens that shit is not good for you.
I am not such thing! But you are, cutie~
>tfw all of your siblings smoke the devil's cabbage and you're used to the odor of it
How are you not bored of destiny is the real question.
Do you guys remember the Mai-chan's Daily Life guro that someone posted for us a while back? Well take a look at this.
esdeaths death makes me lose more of my sanity
oh thats not to good you ok? you wanna talk on steam
What made it so bad?
>How are you not bored of overwatch?
I don't know, I usually play with friends, it's fun, plus the unlockables keep the game kind of fresh for me.
I'm not bothered by power fantasies in any work anyway, but she isn't really a mary sue. She's got the least amount of achievements in her series.
I can only remember one part of someones name, and that's about it, even in my own family.
I really wasn't born to be part of society, wish I could just build a cabin deep in canada and live out my 30 years or so.
Holy fuck, I'm not an interesting person what so ever. I actually can't think of anything.
Watching Plastic Memories, it's pretty bad. Luckily on the final episode, going to bed after this. You?
>crippling social anxiety
I bet I could beat you in that field.
I've heard about this. I doubt it'll be good, won't meet my high expectations.
carcinogens are. You burn anything and inhale it. Not good for you.
Also anything substance that triggers a dopamine release isn't good for your mental stability.
cuz what happens when you run out? Depression
I use to do that. It's fun after you know what you're doing. After the first month of being complete and utter shit.
Why do you hate me? ;W;
I only got bored of it once
9 Straight wins flawless for the delicious loot
All my friends played it for a week
how are you?
yeah I'll write to you in a sec
Okay then, whatever man. It seems you don't know the meaning of the word but I don't really mind either way.
Oh jeez, that does sounds pretty dreadful. This item I'm trying to get is a repair bot that I can summon in the middle of raids and dungeons to repair gear.
Shinoa claimed ',:)
Arkham games will never get old
Hato is besto trap waifu, it's a fact.
Oh, I searched it because I thought you meant Plastic Nii-san! Turns out it's completely different. Hmm.
Well, sleep well!
I feel like I'd mess up the math, have a panic attack, and quit tbqh.
Confidence is for people who value their lives, and that's normie behavior!
Hairdrills a cute.
Yup, it's me.
Yo. By the way, naps: very good. Too bad I didn't have one earlier in the day.
How does it feel to be a virgin autist who watches anime? Serious question, roast me all you want but none of you have an actual girlfriend or the confidence to post a pic of your self
I enjoyed the hell out of Asylum but never got the others
How was school?
That's right, you don't even dare compete with me at being an anti-social fuck.
I meant to quote:
i'm such a baka
end my life, onii-chan desu
Ok im gonna stream bloodborne
it's twitch shinobu83
Starting in a minute
Come watch me get the shit kicked out of me.
Yes, yes they are. Should've gotten more sleep mang.
Going to post more pics, cutie~?
That's why you focus your energy on being better than normie scum. Socialize in your own way.
I return from playing vidya with friends.
Imo, asylum second best akrham game. Then city
I'm NOT CUUUUUUTE!!!
I've posted a pic of myself before
Stop with the buzzwords
Pretty ok. Aside from waking up in the morning at a very early time. Its ok. Nothing crazy happened.
Its ok. I need to wake up early tomorrow too. I have an interview to do. As long as I stay up, the better my chances of getting a full and normal rest. Sleep isn't coming to me as it was before. Plus I tried but I couldn't sleep for 2 hours so instead of 6 I got 4 hours.
Rad, I'm playing Unturned
>I was playing with some friends but they went to bed and now I'm soloing the new Russia map
>ITS A BIG FUCKING MAP.
Yep. We were running a raid and kept dying, and our gear was needing repair. When we finished my friend was like "okay yuuki, you're going to get this robot for us. good luck" lol
That's the one I want to play. I think open world batman would be cool
Oh you big silly, that's not what that word means!
A mary sue is a character that ends up being a self insert for people, usually referring to when writers can't write female characters well and end up just giving them asspulls and making them a chassis on which to put ridiculous powers. Typically the writers have them always win because they can't think of anything else and can't write well.
Ruby hardly wins every fight she's in, she's actually the least versatile character in her series.
Visual character design has nothing to do with mary sues, but I'm sure you didn't read any of this.
Yeeeeeeeees you are~
Oh, where at?
>Inb4 Five guys
>tfw my gf is hotter than all your Chinese cartoon characters
How do you live such a pathetic existence?
>Rob Zombie posting in /waifu/
It's a good day.
Such good friends
Reminds me of mine "Lol Yuno take the relic"
>tfw my gf is hotter than all your Chinese cartoon characters
How do you live such a pathetic existence?
Big forehead or long head?
Kek, it wasn't that great that I'd apply asap. Plus, I forgot cheese. Most likely, I'll forget again. And I don't want fast food again. I applied at Costco.
Hmm? Dinner? Would you like to buy me some?
Well, I'm leaving for now. See ya
I mean, to be fair, he helped me get the materials to get my engineering high enough to even make the robot, but I still have to make it which is taking some time. What does taking the relic do?
I meant kisses like how italians greet each other!
I feel like games don't have this effect on me as much as they used to. Might have to step it up and get some chemicals involved
>having 0 experience with women
>having a non existent social life
Yeah i wouldn't expect a different mentality from someone who never leaves home and hasn't showered since August 10th
The smug actually made me feel better. (・ω・)
if it's another erp i don't want to hear it, senpai
>Socialize in your own way
Ehhh.. I guess talk to a few of you guys is being social. In a way. Kind of.
Welcome back! What'd you play?
For Vault of Glass, it's a shield so I become captain america and shield everyone from robot pewpews and cleanse us from darkness
In Crota's End, it's a sword, its the only thing to damage the final boss (I linked you my solo vid before if you remember)
So many games ive never heard of! How big?
It is cool! That's the rest of the arkham game
He's so mad about his safe zone being invaded he refuses to click his big bad bullies post number
Break neetdom i command it.
Anyways i'm going to bed. Goodnight.
We played Unturned
>But now I'm soloing
>They added Russia as a map and its fucking huge.
Its big enough that 50mph feels like it'll take half an hour to get where I'm going.
>Thats why I use a plane that goes 70mph
The nice thing is that Unturned is free ^^
Oh, Costco is pretty good to work at I hear. Get those sweet stock market benefits.
I gotcha, so you become the most important person there. Are there healers and tanks and stuff in raids like in other MMOs?
Maybe once it goes on sale on Steam I'll pick it up. Gotta finish Asylum first though
I bet you 2 thousand dollars to your pay pal account you will not post a pic of your self, you'll indirectly comment damage control in response to this and forever prove to me and all the disgusting weaboos that post in these cancer threads that you are a spitting image of pic related. Go ahead