Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can get a tarot reading from me.
>If you GET, you can either receive a general prediction or a focused one. For focus, either ask a question or specify which area of life you want the reading to be about. Love, career, family, school... those are examples.
>Patience and love! These things take time, so hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you.
>GETs may be donated to others, but be specific about who gets it please.
>Leave a name (or make one up) to get a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate.
>Sakuri has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "73".
Study a lot and life will be successful or something idk.
Hai, Reimu. How are you tonight, hmmmm?
>Giselle ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "52".
F*ck yeah, good luck going your way, wear violet panties or something and smoke 52 cigarretes in a row or something, that surely will bring you luck.
I'm doing fine! Although most of my day was spent passively watching someone play the dumbest game I've ever watched someone play for hours and hours on end.
What about you, dear bunny?
No way, that would be so rude to make all the guests watch something like that!
Ah.. I already know who. But what game?
As for me, lots and lots of Overwatch... Ahaha.. Eiren-sama finally gave me a day off and I've been discovering the joys of earth games. I blew up so many people ;~;
No name. Just a story and a question
>see girl with shit packed at a bus stop kicking around a garbage can throwing trash in the road
>stop for gas, decide to get water for her
>head back to the bus stop
>all huffed out shes sitting in the shade
>sit next to her
"What is this? I dont even know you."
"I saw you were mad, i dont care about what, just figured i'd bring you water if you're going to be out here throwing shit around while waiting to run away from whatever problem you're facing."
>grabs the water and holds it up to the light
"I dont want this, unless its some super hydrating liquid."
"Do what you want with it, it's yours."
>get up and start walking away as she spouts off about the water being a metaphor for a "guy in a blue shirt" shes supposed to like or something, hinting at why shes out there
>shrug at her before get in the car and driving off
>peek in the rearview to see her throw the water as far as she can into the adjacent buildings parking lot
I have a gf, i wasnt trying to save or rape her, just giving another human being a life sustaining liquid.
Why do people always feel like theres alterior motives to someone making a kind gesture?
Paranoia is running wild cause of politics and dangerous ideology's. Trust is hard thing to come by.
That or she was tripping or mentally ill.
love overwatch. Main Mercy, DVa and junk rat.
People who have been hurt in the past don't tend to believe in random acts of kindness, you know what I mean? Like, they feel like people always seek something in return or to take advantage of them, it hard for them to trust.
Goat Simulator. I mean it seemed pretty funny at first, but how long can someone be entertained by randomly headbutting shit and flying around like a ragdoll?
Umm... it sounds like she was just mired in her own issues and it's nothing to do with you or the fact that you gave her water. People get weird when they're stressed out, so it's best to just let it be.
...you know, assuming that actually happened.
It's good to be back!
Yeah... Gensokyo internet isn't the most reliable. We're lucky to have it at all!
Give me your tag and I'll add you! I main Mercy, Pharah and DVa.
Given who we're talking about, it's... not such a surprise. That's the kind of game you're supposed to play in short bursts.
Thank you for taking the time to read my story. I understand what you all mean. But to be so enveloped in whatever issue she was dealing with to ignore a basic need in life. I guess it was my fault to try and interject. I'm not made at a 2 dollar water being wasted. Moreso confused at why someone would throw away a cold water on a very hot day, the bottle was sealed so not like i was trying to drug her.
Sorry I like... healing?
Aaah, you need a number too. Blizzard has a code. Like, mine is Eden#1858
More black rock
Surprised people want to main Mercy. Well she is getting a buff soon.
Well, it is indeed, a basic need in life, but, well, there are people who don't even want to be alive, she must have had a rough day or even a rough month or life, atleast you tried to help.
I just like her best. It's not like I planned it!
And pleasae give my Dubbs to whoever you please.
Thanks for being here, Reimu!!! XOXO
the code is in the dropdown when you click your name right?
Mine is 11981
Yep. Thank you~
My own internet hook up is fucked up too.
I may Vanish, Suddenly.
Hello best nep.
Oj just noticed I got trips. Save it for later I guess.
I have received your request.
Hey, it's the anon I luv <3<3 xoxoxo
she's pretty cool.
love you more.
Will I ever get flawless in trials of osiris?
Luv me <3
Yo N anon, added you on steam but haven't talked to you yet.
I need to get back to drawing or painting sometime. Whats some ways to get off my lazy ass? Sloth is my biggest sin.
Start by doodling silly stuff, it won't have near the quality you're looking for but it's something to start.
Might as well die
You just have to catch yourself when you think about doing it but decide "nah, maybe later" and say "no, I'll do it now!"
Every time. No matter what excuse you have, just go do it.
I'm Neptune, pleasure to meet you, so when's the wedding?
Love you the most.
Not lewd enough.
I don't plan on sticking around, I just want to let you know that you're free to check these dubs if you desire.
thanks for the help. I will remember these. I like to believe that I am strong in mind. Just have to prove it now.
Prove it right now, show us if those +9000 hours in Ms paint where worth it.
Yes! Our wedding! I already have my dress and all.
Can't call me dickHEAD if my whole body's a dick.
Checkmate and goodbye.
im not sure if im ready for marriage, neptune
I can try and make something quick if you want. Already made a commitment on another thread so wait about 20 minutes or so.
I mainly do landscapes so probably going to get one of those.
What about our childrens then?
Oh yes, I would love you to!
Hello you all. I hope you're doing well.
What's up, hun?
Quiet night, huh!
Spread your legs!
Dont mind me, just lurking and playing destiny
what about them? how many childrens do you want?
pr~tty good, i go by BRS who might you be?
youre totally going to pull a muscle stretching out like that. when do these threads usually start?
Oh, hi Kotori!
Spank it and tell it it's a bad dong, exercise it, to keep the urges at bay.
I want two baby girls! Will you give me my babies? Also, threads start when people come asking for tarot readings and get dubs.
i would like to have baby girls too though i dont think im ready for children haha
I already told Anonymous, it would be rude!
Okay! I don't mind!
Well, you can either break it off, or be honest about your doubts and try setting up an arrangement of some kind.. like, you're both free to see other people until you can actually be together... or you can just try really hard to control your urges. Those are the three options!
No way! I'm light and flexible!
I usually open up at 8PM CST, by the way.
>Ten of Pentacles
>Ace of Cups
>Four of Pentacles
In that regard, you'll be drinking from the wellspring of life within ten months. Things will settle, the flame will die down a bit after a while, but it'll still be pretty good.
I don't think I've ever heard "the wellspring of life" before, and I'm not 100% sure that means what I think it means.
... Am I gonna die in the next 10 months?
Also, please pass >>700737933
on to >>700738989 if the dude wants it.
The best way is to find ways to spend time together even though you can't do so in person. Watch movies together, play games, whatever you can do online! I've heard roleplay helps too. Not the sexual kind, unless you're up for that I guess.
As for jealousy... well, the way I see it, no one is ever truly yours, and you shouldn't treat them like they are. People come and go from our lives for all kinds of reasons, so the best way to handle it is to change your philosophical viewpoint to one that takes that into account and just enjoys them while they're with you. If they decide to be with someone else, that's their choice and it may or may not happen at any time. Just enjoy the things you enjoy about them while you have it! You'll be okay no matter what.
>in a romantic/sexual relationship with a close friend at the start of this year
>she didn't like the ideas of labels but enjoyed spending all her free time with me
>we agreed to exclusivity the moment things started getting hot and heavy
Lately I've been referring to her as my girlfriend to my friends and family and she's been doing the same (also mentions that she has a boyfriend when people try hitting on her). So...did she just like change her mind somewhere along the way during all these months?
Doesn't feel like a fwb. We go on dates, spend all our free time together, kiss, hold hands, cuddle, do road trips, etc.
What I mean is, you'll have an abundance of the pleasures of life. Since we're talking about love, I guess that means a happy and fulfilling relationship!
Well that'd be pretty good. Glad I'm not dying, at any rate. Unless I'm dying in someone's arms (tonight) cause of something they said. That'd probably fulfill my expectations and the card's prophecy.
I don't know anon, but that sounds like a relationship to me, and if I feel that if you show doubt about what you two are, that could loosen the floor you're standing on.
It seems so. The labels of exclusivity, boyfriend/girlfriend, etc. can be a daunting thing. How are we supposed to know we wanna be with just this one person from the start? But somewhere along the line, it sounds like she realized, either directly or unconsciously, that she'd rather spend all her time with you and that the benefits of just winging it weren't as important anymore. It's happened to me once, so I can kind of understand how that might happen.
The past few years I have been fucking up. I let an addiction get the best of me and it took everything. I recently went to detox and I'm happy to say that I am 60 days clean. I'm an attractive, fit, educated, 36yo white male. I lost my fiancee, job, most of my possessions, and many friends to this addiction. Will I ever be happy again? My name is Dennis.
You got dubs again back there, so if you'd rather use them for that instead of donating them you can. What did you wanna know?
Sunpeak here. Heres the doodle. Dont have a photocopier
I think that what Reimu senpai said was that your relationship will flourish into a healthy and loving relationship within the next few months and that you shouldn't worry about it, and the last part of her prediction might be that the same relationship could become a tiny bit dull after that but pretty healty nonetheless.
>Dennis has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "36".
Try to see this as a new start, you know? Starting fresh again, being someone new to who you used to be.
that little voice in my head that keeps saying everything would be much better if i killed myself already seems to be fairly common among people in this board. is this just a thing here or what
I can't see any reason you can't be! Sure, you have to pretty much start over... but think about this-- once upon a time, you had to work to build up all the good things you had in your life. You didn't always have them. Now you're back at that point, so all you have to do is give it another go!
This time, after having the life experiences you have and going through a crash and burn like you did, you probably have a better idea of what's truly important to you. So this time, you can do it better!
It is what it is. I didn't plan anything and drew what came to mind. The only thing I did plan was the tree on the left.
Got some freakish fish things crawling on the road and bird blobs flying. got no idea what the thing on the right is or the center.
I think that's just how suicidal thoughts work. Everybody has an internal monologue, and when we get stuck in negative thought patterns, it becomes a menace. The important thing to remember is that the voice is just you. Therapy can help turn it back into the neutral or even positive observer it's meant to be.
It's something common around the more infamous boards such as /b/ or /r9k/, people from these boards tend to be more sad and bitter about life in general and just dislike the idea of living itself, since most of them consider existence to be pointless and we just spend our time on here where people can find others like them, sad and bitter.
It's and underwater landscape.
It made me giggle a bit, the fishes, a volcano, a tree, good doodle to start with.
I wish you the best of lucks anon, stay safe, alright?
What's good, Reimu-chan?
I got dubs, dubs, and then trips, with the second dubs being donated, but that guy seems to have fucked off, so yeah, I'll use those and drop the trips in your donation bin.
Hm. I'm actually not sure what I want to know because I don't know what it is that I don't know in order to ask for that which I don't know.
Perhaps because I still haven't found what I'm looking for, maybe you could ask the cards about that? But that's a bit spoiler-y.
Fuck it, If the cads can answer, I want to know if I'm currently on the right track(talking to no one and not planning on it for at least a month), or if I need to jump to a new horse. If not, then another three to supplement reading #1 please.
That's what I figured, but since the universe is granting me dubs and trips, I figure it wants me to know more. Or at least ask about whether I can know more.
Glad I could help.
Not too bad. Smoking some herb and listening to vaporwave. I like the A E S T H E T I C.
>Six of Swords
Success earned through hard work.
>The Emperor (Reversed)
Loss of control.
>The Wheel of Fortune
Good fortune by being in the right place at the right time.
My first impression of this is that you have to lose control of the situation, put yourself out there and just let chance do its thing. Spin the wheel of fortune, so to speak.
The shrine tonight, that's what!
Hi lewd me!
I'm just here to say hi and that I hope your night goes well, Reimu!
Your shrine can levitate now? Rad.
So I just popped in this thread. I see this around, and I'm curious now. I won't be a stuck-up saying this is bullshit, but I would like evidence to prove that these can help. Am I looking at this wrong? I don't know, honestly. Do I need a pic to do this? I could throw filler. Or is this just online fortune cookies? I guess my name will be Alzandreus.
Thank you! I hope you'll have a good one too, cutie!
I mostly like to listen to it while playing Starbound. Most vaporwave is pretty much intentionally made shit, though.
How are you non-lewd me?
I'm fine Sweet Roll, what about you?
Reimu senpai has her own deck of tarot cards which are used for the readings, you have to get dubs and ask something to the cards and she'll draw three cards and interpret their meaning acording to your question. That's roughly how it works as far as I know.
You said "what's good," not "what's up!"
Well, if you're talking about the tarot readings themselves... well, there are no guarantees. Whether you believe in it or you just wanna do one for fun... all I'm doing is putting them out there.
You don't need pictures or anything, really. All you need is GETs!
Its like an estimate, it can help, but it is never guaranteed
You don't need a pic, use one if you choose
But anyways, welcome to the shrine, Al, someone else will probably explain it better
In my defense, I have been smoking.
Oh nothing much really, watching a movie right now, wish I could be drunk though.
It must be the pot. Kek.
>not enjoying vaporwave unironically
Aaah, I'm jealous..
thats very late into the night
no worries how are you?
Many baby girls, I just didn't had anything to reply with. (I never miss anything)
I've been doing good, I just recently got Slime Rancher, haven't actually tried it yet
I also have been playing Titanfall 2's Tech Test, in which I realized I kick ass in that game
/ – –\
i tend to miss entire posts all the time
I'm good! Content, anyway. I just got back to the shrine last Friday after destroying my computer... luckily I had a friend who was generous enough to send me hers!
Is it? I guess we do usually end up running until midnight or later...
I usually play a playlist and I skip the ones I don't like, so I don't really remember the names of the ones I skip. I do know some really good songs, however.
I guess I could try a reading.
A small thing that I wonder about is where's Marisa? I am not exactly smart enough to know all my Touhou characters, but I could rather comfortably name off characters from TH 6-9.5. Or are we saying that the edgy character that I play just for the marvelous roasts doesn't count in here? And I am near positive that I might be irritating at least one person with my new friend questions about this place. I just like having knowledge about things that interest me.
what should do, i cant stay up passed my bedtime
She's not here currently, new sleep schedule.
But not mine apparently, that just shows how much you love me. <3<3<3
That was weird. I just spontaneously cried at the memory of something, really hard.
I'm not even sad today, I'm fairly happy! It just..was a cry.
Marisa's body clock runs on a different time zone than mine so she only visits once in a while these days, at least during shrine hours.
Wear panties. Or boxers I guess, but... you know... panties.
ahhhhhh why do you love me anyway? we just met and stuff
do you feel any better after your cry?
you stop that
I don't feel better, but I also don't feel worse. It was like, just this random thing that suddenly happened, and disappeared once I got it all out of me.
What movie are you watching?
Really? It's been a while since I've been here so I didn't notice. It seems you've got a pretty good friend!
I dunno... if you're lucky someone might get back into making daytime threads one of these days!
Ah... maybe it was just built up, or did something remind you about it?
Do you feel better now?
birdman or (the unexpected virtue of ignorance), Lots of phylosophy, I'm enjoying it so far.
And finally, a nice take on a timeless classic:
Pfft. That's a lame excuse. They're made of much better materials!
Mhm! I'm lucky. If it was up to me it might have been years before I could afford another one!
>Yuki has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "22".
Bad luck with money, all the cash on your wallet might turn into spaghetti, or something similar, tendies if you're lucky in your misfortune.
I'd like to think today was a good day, though.
A conversation with a friend reminded me about it. I don't really feel better, but I don't feel worse. So it's..confusing, to say the least.
>yuki has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "77".
Then hide your panties better.
Funny you guys said that. Literally yesterday(22) i went for a coffee but when i was about to get there i realized i was out of money.
>also to be even more creepier(i guess?) This was my captcha.
Guess ill be taking tarot seriously from now
L-look where you are.
Oh? You had a good day?
Yeah, are you even a professional panty hunter?
Kill them first and wear all the panties you can!
On your groin.
I don't know whats going on but I saw the words "panties"
I see. Well, if you want a hug anyway, I'll give you a hug!
Sounds like your parents need to be reminded that it's 2016!
Somewhere your parents would never think of checking. Just look around your entire room including your closet and think of a good place to hide them.
Also, why are we trying to get this anon to wear panties?
Oh, I wanna see that one! Then tell me if it is worth watching.
Those are lovely~
When did reimu get so lewd?
Because they're the holy grail of underwear types! I dunno, I was just trying to help.
Because it would be absolutely hilarious when he gets caught by his parents wearing panties.
Holy shit. What do I get for quads? Do I get the really, really lewd Reimu lewds?
Get dunked on, kid.
It's great so far, I'm really enjoying it.
Amen to that!
I am the Queen of Quads. None can stop me.
We're pathetic, we should really try to stop attempting to GET.
Here you go!
>Lewd poster and nobody complains
I like it~
Alright people, thread is over! Reimu is having some internet issues.
I'm really sorry anon, there are threads every monday, wednesday and friday though, weekends ocasionally but not likely.
ANYWAY I WISH THE BEST FOR ALL OF YOU AND GOODNIGHT ANONS.