He's a hacker. Not that you'd know. It's really underground shit founded by a guy called Mute (that's his codename, newfag). You need to lurk more, learn how to make memes and shit before you can join /b/. Topkek, newfag.
who's talking about me?
Thanks 4Chan man!!
No. Essentially the only thing they have is a brain stem, which controls motor skills and involuntary movements. The kids will follow lights with their eyes, breath unassisted, swallow, etc. But they do so out of instinct, not out of cognitive decision.
I believe the gif in question is actually from a family of monsters that have had 3 of 5 kids turn out this way and continue to try for more kids.
I was fucking there. JMU con? Where did you get this pic?
Replying, "fuck off", to a 'Reply to this or else' post is the equivalent of pretending to your rapist that you want to be raped. It may feel like your defying him but the result is the same: You can no longer take baths because your rectum doesn't seal any more.
Also, this father is playing with her child. Nothing wrong here.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a FJ Gold Account, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little **** laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat ******* ******, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on FJ posting about a ******* banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
That looked like a fake ass until she started squirming!
I was there for that presentation. It was a whole powerpoint presentation on Waifus and all the garbage. It was fucking cringe. That whole con was. Just a bunch of 50 year old dudes larping inside and hitting on 13 year old boys dressed like undertale characters.
>they get the Twitter handle wrong
>please be sarcasm
Hey kiddos, My name is John, and what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who haven't graduated top of their class in the Navy Seals. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda‘? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people with less than 700 billion conﬁrmed kills, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than having no training in gorilla warfare. Don't be another target. Just prepare for the storm, maggot. l’m pretty much perfect. l’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces, and I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. What secret network of spies can you contact, other than “hurr durr, anonomouse iz lejun”? I also am extensively trained in unarmed combat, and have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps. (It just blew up; shit was SO blast). You are all faggots who should have held your fucking tongue. Thanks for listening, you goddamn idiot. Pic Related: It's me and my beach
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
>Uses Oprah Winfrey as pic
> Uses Copypasta meme from Encyclopedia Dramatica
> Insults the person who replied to the so cash meme.
> Unarmed combat
Fucking nice insult, I gotta say.
>prehistory was actually an amazingly advanced time, for it's time
Or it was just, you know, normal, and people took memes so far that it become common to imagine prehistory as less advanced than it was.
That's just sad, man. I feel like a piece of shit both for feeling better about myself and for feeling sorry for her. Life is just too cruel to some people. I really hope she's happy and doing ok.
please I enjoy cringe and I NEED to see the presentation please tell me anyone has a video or something
I can see how they would get attached to it. It's like having a retarded, ugly dog that you can't euthanize without being put in prison and that happens to look like a deformed troll.
> male lion
Shits everywhere with no forethought
Doesn't help anyone but himself
Gets in fights for no good reason
Claimed by idiots as "king" despite having no power and being weaker than many other African animals
> wet house cat
Clean therefore not smelly
Shits in a box and buries it to maintain hygiene and reduce smell
Offers useful companionship
Catches rodents and other house pests to help you
fights to protect your children (see that one video of the cat attacking the dog that was attacking a toddler)
Makes no silly claims about being king, instead wants to earn your affection through hard work
>wants to earn your affection
you haven't had a cat before.