YLYL Inb4 If fart is rape consider me bill cosby.
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Inb4 If fart is rape consider me bill cosby.
poe's law
>>700725221
Fuck I'm scarred
>>700725221
Why are girls so mean to each other? And why are they so fucking oblivious to their own meanness?
>>700725221
100% didn't see the pig and thought this was some fucked up guy showing off his creature he affectionately named 'Oinkers'
OP here.
>>700725681
Lost
>>700725950
Cringed
>>700726069
serious question: do these things have anything that resembles consciousness?
>>700726357
As far as I know they don't
>>700725983
What's really funny is the guy moving to get in front of the car. What did he expect to happen?
>>700726546
Story???
>>700726683
Baby relaxes after the hard work of being born
>>700726683
>kid born
>he wants to chill n smoke
>relli cool parents
pretty much sums it up
>>700726820
>>700726897
Topkek.
>>700726069
what a waste of our precious resources that thing is
![14102183_1084559201630965_1617832920388198698_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SWB2iQe.jpg "14102183_1084559201630965_1617832920388198698_n[1].jpg")
>>700727672
Lost
>>700726350
Lost
>>700726539
Cringed.
>>700724910
>>700726539
Who is this 4chan?
>>700726539
Hey, it's our favorite 4chan Man!
>>700727672
>>700728225
Predy cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything
>>700724382
poes law intensifies
>>700728225
He's a hacker. Not that you'd know. It's really underground shit founded by a guy called Mute (that's his codename, newfag). You need to lurk more, learn how to make memes and shit before you can join /b/. Topkek, newfag.
>>700726069
the fuck is that?
>>700726539
>>700728507
Jokes on you. She won't bazinga ever agian since I didn't reply to a similar post last night and she died.
>>700726421
why the fuck do they keep it alive then?
>>700724382
>>700728833
Excellent question.
>>700728695
why did I lose to this?
>>700728884
fuck off
>>700728884
>>700728551
who's talking about me?
>>700728833
It's possibly illegal to terminate it.
>>700726539
Thanks 4Chan man!!
>>700728884
no u
>>700724825
I'm a little buzzed, but that did it for me.
>>700728833
>>700729049
>>700729271
Hartley hooligans do that to get attention and people help them with money to take care of their incest children, it's been quite profitable
>>700728884
shit
>>700726918
You took that screenshot.
>>700726357
No. Essentially the only thing they have is a brain stem, which controls motor skills and involuntary movements. The kids will follow lights with their eyes, breath unassisted, swallow, etc. But they do so out of instinct, not out of cognitive decision.
I believe the gif in question is actually from a family of monsters that have had 3 of 5 kids turn out this way and continue to try for more kids.
>>700728884
fuck you
>>700728884
wow good one boss
>>700728507
*bagoonga
>>700729687
lost
>>700729181
I was fucking there. JMU con? Where did you get this pic?
>>700729073
Replying, "fuck off", to a 'Reply to this or else' post is the equivalent of pretending to your rapist that you want to be raped. It may feel like your defying him but the result is the same: You can no longer take baths because your rectum doesn't seal any more.
>>700729646
2 out of their 3 children are vegetables. Their son is human and as far as I know they don't plan on producing another self-sustaining tumor.
>>700729646
Also, this father is playing with her child. Nothing wrong here.
>>700729862
Another YLYL thread
>>700726540
The car to stop
>>700729951
kek
Contributing
>>700726592
>rekt
>>700726069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHEUX_3O0c8
>>700729367
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a FJ Gold Account, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little **** laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat ******* ******, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on FJ posting about a ******* banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>700724421
Lost.. far too early.
>>700728507
Mom is kill :(
>>700727105
OH FUCK
That looked like a fake ass until she started squirming!
>>700730287
>censors the banana copupasta
>>700730122
I was there for that presentation. It was a whole powerpoint presentation on Waifus and all the garbage. It was fucking cringe. That whole con was. Just a bunch of 50 year old dudes larping inside and hitting on 13 year old boys dressed like undertale characters.
>>700725419
Jackson is a friend of cats. I like cats. Leave him out of this.
>>700727643
Want to save this but I'm going to screencap and crop just to continue the grainy corruption..
>>700730280
Man... I always hated family fondling time....
>>700725950
he looks so ashamed...
>>700727501
So what is your excuse for being born then?
>>700728913
lost
>>700725983
Yes, this is how we deal with protesters who block traffic
>>700728582
im trying to figure that out as well
>>700730530
I'm so sorry you had to go through that man...
Rip me
>>700725983
Driver is cruising with his arm out the window. Only puts arm back in when people are flying over the car.
>>700724382
>women STILL haven't paid men compensation for patriarchy
jfc..
>>700727105
topkek
>>700730644
I'm no expert my friend, but I'm guessing his parents had sex.
No need to be upset, Mr Spooligan.
>>700729406
Who would sit in-between two cross-legged faggots? Fake
>>700724382
>>700730287
>>700730603
I enjoyed it until my best friend walked in on it. He's an orphan.
>>700728884
wew lad ok
>>700726592
>they get the Twitter handle wrong
>twice
>>700730644
Zinged him good, anon. Gave him the ole switcheroo-back-atchu. Classic!
>>700726069
Holy fuck, it's alive!
>>700730280
I refuse to believe the wikihow cartoonists don't know what they're implying.
>>700725983
Is that BLM turds?
>>700730626
I'm guessing it's more that he realized he showed up to a convention and realized he's going to have to walk like 7 miles and wait in lines like that
>>700730783
prehistory was actually an amazingly advanced time, for it's time, and this kind of tom foolery does it no justice.
>>700730102
John krasinski
>>700726255
That's hilarious
>>700728507
>>700728507
Wat
>>700726069
Shit, I have been looking for this! Got the one with the super mario bros music and sound effects?
>>700728884
(you)
>>700732284
It's a Big Bang Theory reference. Suppose you need to be a fan of intillegint comedy to understand.
>>700727105
awesome aim
>>700728507
Drop out im guessing.
>>700732113
I can't believe i've lost to this
>>700728884
fag
>>700729406
lost to this hilarious
>>700733101
>>700733181
>>700733251
>>700733405
>>700727105
So what the fuck was that thing?
>>700732421
>intilligint
>please be sarcasm
>>700731485
Fucking lost
>>700733524
>>700728884
pls no :3
>>700730694
>>700729367
Hey kiddos, My name is John, and what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who haven't graduated top of their class in the Navy Seals. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda‘? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people with less than 700 billion confirmed kills, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than having no training in gorilla warfare. Don't be another target. Just prepare for the storm, maggot. l’m pretty much perfect. l’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces, and I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. What secret network of spies can you contact, other than “hurr durr, anonomouse iz lejun”? I also am extensively trained in unarmed combat, and have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps. (It just blew up; shit was SO blast). You are all faggots who should have held your fucking tongue. Thanks for listening, you goddamn idiot. Pic Related: It's me and my beach
>>700733626
>>700733542
Fucking obviously.
>>700733716
>>700733683
the only unarmed combat you know is punching your self in the dick to satisfy your masochist boipussi fetishes.
>>700733822
>>700733542
Ofc it is you silly goose
>>700725983
thanks based honda
>>700733860
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
>>700733860
>Unarmed combat
My favorite Paralympic event.
>>700733534
A girls butt
>>700734140
i cant wait to go back to hell, earth is so boring.
>>700724382
>>700726069
its the Zika virus
>>700733683
>Uses Oprah Winfrey as pic
> Uses Copypasta meme from Encyclopedia Dramatica
>>700734140
> Insults the person who replied to the so cash meme.
>>700733860
> Unarmed combat
Fucking nice insult, I gotta say.
>>700726539
MMMMMM THIS TRIGGERS ME
the movie hes from is "V For Vendeta" it is a good movie u should see it
>>700724382
>If fart is rape consider me bill cosby
fukkin lawst and woke up gf
>>700733860
>>700733716
fuckin kek
>>700733987
Holy fuck so stupid that I lost to this...
>>700731534
>prehistory was actually an amazingly advanced time, for it's time
Or it was just, you know, normal, and people took memes so far that it become common to imagine prehistory as less advanced than it was.
>>700730694
Fuck you mom!
>>700725983
>BLM supporters stand in front of your car
>run them over without giving any fucks
Godspeed my nigga
>>700729687
this happened forever ago, I can't believe I saw this shit again kek.
>>700731201
Is it bad that this gave me a boner?
>>700734583
I don't know what's harder to believe: finding that funny or having a gf
>>700734673
fucking retarded nigger I hope she died and the kid got a medal
>>700734882
im high and she's a 6.5 at best but she loves me
>>700734673
That's the kinda kid I was in school. Didn't deal with bullshit.
>>700725678
lost
>>700729181
>deal with it
>>700729974
No, they're proud of their vegetable garden. They want to make more because the government gives them something like 3000 a month to keep those things alive.
>>700731137
I see you totally missed the point of the sarcasm.
>>700729862
why were you there you fucking clown?
>>700726069
What's so funny?
It's just some dude playing with a garden gnome.
Looks like a commercial for Travelocity.
>>700734673
Not all heroes wear capes.
Some wear hoodies.
>>700728884
ugyuyggyuugy
>>700735392
Perhaps that's because sarcasm is extremely hard to display with text.
Your post has no hint of sarcasm in it at all.
>>700725221
That's just sad, man. I feel like a piece of shit both for feeling better about myself and for feeling sorry for her. Life is just too cruel to some people. I really hope she's happy and doing ok.
>>700725221
To reiterate what other anons said, I think the fake, omg yur so pretty xddd Is worse than saying nothing at all. Cuz she knows it's bs
>>700729165
Oh shit it moot niggas stay calm
>>700730704
Stratus represent
>>700726069
Anyone got the one with pepe after he brings her up from under the table?
>>700725950
>>700725950
Holy fuck that's otakon. I was there.
>>700724421
Lost
>>700728913
life hack
>>700730022
Checked and keked
>>700733987
>>700728507
Fuck
>>700727643
lost
>>700724382
>>700734592
this pic doesn't fucking end
>>700733181
>baby in the background eyeing that messed up shit
>>700733251
>>700729181
please I enjoy cringe and I NEED to see the presentation please tell me anyone has a video or something
>>700728884
>>700725221
Reminds of El chupacabra
>>700728507
eat dick
>>700725681
kek'd
>>700728884
not taking any chances
>>700728884
you too
>>700729862
Oh fuck, never noticed that was JMU
>harrisonburg townie
>>700725221
Why is oinkers wearing people clothes and did it piss its pants?
>>700732113
Used to take Russian in college
Can confirm this shit
>>700726165
lost
>>700728225
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
>>700728507
>>700728884
Why would you be studying that?
>>700728507
no bazinga pls
>>700728507
Lol
>>700726350
klub kek
>>700732820
She's honestly still hot. Just turn her head to one side
>>700728884
COME THE FUCK ON!
>>700726069
I can see how they would get attached to it. It's like having a retarded, ugly dog that you can't euthanize without being put in prison and that happens to look like a deformed troll.
>>700730694
>>700728507
mozilla firefox
>>700727850
lolz
>>700726683
It's hard to quit smoking when you're 2 hours old and dead.
>>700728884
wtf
>>700734592
Wow that's nostalgic
They should bring back the /z/ board
>>700731371
Feminism: because no hurdle is low enough
>>700730287
Censored?
>>700727105
You sunk my buttholeship!
>>700729406
lol this was entirely spontaneous
>>700730644
So what is your excuse for being born then?
>>700728507
Fuck off.
>>700736798
Morpheus drinking a 40 in the death basket
>>700728695
so the plane came in from San Fransisco?
>>700733845
kek
>>700728507
Shiet
>>700729165
Faggot
>>700735147
Bet you weren't
Bet you were a wimpy faggot
>>700728884
Fuck
>>700728507
lmao
>>700724382
>>700733845
does it have to be my mom?
can't it be just me?
>>700730447
A little dribble of blood comes out her taint.
>>700734592
Thanks for the fap material.
>>700737755
>>700739130
It's missing the part where she blames the patriarchy.
>>700737392
> male lion
Smells
Shits everywhere with no forethought
Doesn't help anyone but himself
Gets in fights for no good reason
Claimed by idiots as "king" despite having no power and being weaker than many other African animals
> wet house cat
Clean therefore not smelly
Shits in a box and buries it to maintain hygiene and reduce smell
Offers useful companionship
Catches rodents and other house pests to help you
fights to protect your children (see that one video of the cat attacking the dog that was attacking a toddler)
Makes no silly claims about being king, instead wants to earn your affection through hard work
I worked at a hotel and my favorite thing to do was fart in an elevator then leave and watch the shitty have to endure the fat egg I just laid
>>700728452
What did you just say? That didn't make any sense.
>>700727105
Sauce?
>>700737360
can't believe I lost to this
>>700739294
oh. i thought that was just a given.
>>700739345
>wants to earn your affection
you haven't had a cat before.
>>700734548
I don't even know what's bait anymore
>>700739345
I just find funny the image they chose for her.
