Jake is back.
Here again with my cousin, i found her kik the other day.
Dubs decides, no boundaries, op will deliver.
OH BOY OP GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
You fucked up, what a waste of dubs.
Heh, you just don't get it; you see I am a master swordsman. I have trained at the Mt. Koramatsu training grounds for many moons and have mastered forbidden skills you couldn't even comprehend. My blade was forged in the fires of Mt. Fiji and has been folded over 1000 times! Pick your next move wisely... *unsheathed katana*
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.
>Cant wait to get this call from aunt cheryl
Stop talking to me? How dare you speak of me this way! *sniff* I WILL take my revenge! *flips fedora* *thinks of evil plan for revenge* I got you now so you better watch your back! Hehe!
She has blocked me and im expecting a call from her parents soon. My cover story is that my friend and i were very drunk and thay after i passed out he took my phone and sent all that!
Goodnight lads, tomorrow i will be texting my mother. My name is jake, remember me.
OP, are her parents any good with tech because you can just claim your account got hacked! Just log out of kik and type in some bullshit password and show them how you "can't get in". Plus you haven't crossed the Rubicon just yet considering you haven't given anything to identify yourself by!
Overall, not too fucked OP.
If you tell your parents I swear to fucking God. I know where the fuck you live, and I know when you're home alone. I will personally break into your fucking bedroom window and beat you to a fucking pulp. It doesn't fucking matter, I'm killing myself afterwards anyways. It'll be along, painful, and fun experience for one of us. Go ahead, fucking tell them. You'll be alone soon enough. Even if I have to hunt you down.
Have you ever had a finger in your butthole?
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