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Jake is back.
Here again with my cousin, i found her kik the other day.
Dubs decides, no boundaries, op will deliver.
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rollin
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why haven't we had intercourse?
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topless pic
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i've always really liked you...in a sexual way. would it be weird to see your tits? I'll show you my dick
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>>700723133
Check em
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>>700723266
Shitty start
Cmon guys
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I want her face
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>>700723477
Do it op
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show me your tits
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>>700723324
roll
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can i see your pussy?
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Send a picture of your dick
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>>700723700
nice
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>>700723700
winzip.rar.zip
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Why haven't we banged yet I saw the way you looked at me and I think we feel the same
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>>700723701
roll
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Why does Obama have to speak behind bulletproof glass?I mean I know that he is black and all, but its not likely that he will start to shoot all the people in front of him.
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>>700723700
>700▶>>700723767 >>700723775
>can i see your pussy?
winrar
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I am horny, wann have some fun?
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>>700723888
Lucky me niggers
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>>700723888
Winrar
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kek
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>>700723888
do u wunt 2 c my bik hickory dock
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>>700723888
Trips trump dubs
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>>700723995
aren't you a whore?
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>>700723888
>>700723700
>>700723266
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE WINRAR.EXEs?
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"are you into unbirthing?"
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i'll show you mine if you show me yours
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>>700724022
WINRAR
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Based
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OP was destined to deliver
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Jesus is our savior
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>>700724103
rolling for this
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i'll show you mine if you show me yours!
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Rollin
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>>700724218
roll
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i had sex with our younger cousin
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>>700724162
it's a lil funny. just like the size of my penis ;)
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If i get trips again you send her your dick pick
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>>700724162
"Can you send me your kik again? I lost it"
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wana hav the secks
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>>700724218
rolling
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>>700724291
roll
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>>700724218
rollin
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You're getting moist, I can tell.
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>>700724218
Rolling
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>>700724288
Oh boi
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>>700724288

wew lad
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>>700724288
winrar
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>>700724162
No its not, just want to see you naked.
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>>700724218
rolling
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>>700724288
winarino
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>>700724288
so now it's ur turn u lil hot olive ;P
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>>700724443
Missed quads
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Send her this
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>>700724288
OH BOY OP GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

WINNAR
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>>700723034
how old is she?
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Look, we know that there is sexual atraction to each other... just let it flow, ill send my dick first, then you kk?
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"it's gonna happen, consensual or not. just accept it and i won't have to do anything more. k sweetie?"
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>>700724443
>
rolllll
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>>700724529
Roll
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i fuck your mom all the time
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Let's be cousins with benefits.
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>>700724314
Rolling
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I suck Niggers for protein
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>>700724597
Roll
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>>700724611
WIN
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>>700724597
roll
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I jerk to you every night
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Wtf i think im being hacked or something. Whats ur kik again?
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>>700724626
roll
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>>700724611
WINNAR
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>>700724697
How tf does that happen, re
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>>700724443
got dubs and trips...
Thats full house.
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Send pics of your dad in a bathing suit pls
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"I know we're cousins, just feeling a bit stressed, and look, just give me a blow ok?"
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Do the monster mash
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wow sorry my friend took my phone he's fucked up that's fucking disgusting sorry
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Link her this thread
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>>700724764
thats not how dubs or trips work but alright
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>>700724657
Roll
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>>700724822
WINRAR
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>>700724811
>>700724822
well this bitch is gonna get spammed big time...

also, >>700724822 you're a faggot
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>>700724822
fucking boring af
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>>700724811
Well winrar I guess?
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>>700724597
rollllll
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>>700724822
winfuckmenthatshitsucks
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>>700724878
Roll
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Update on the screenshots
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Hey, mind if you send me a quick picture of your chest without a shirt on?
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>>700724288
guess there was a limit lololol
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>>700724822
You fucked up, what a waste of dubs.
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>>rolerino
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"Hey sweetie, are you still here? Are you masturbating?"
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Want to boink at my place later?
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>>700724597
r O ll
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>>700724811
>>700724822
i guess all the dubs are now destined to be autistic as hell. /thread
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>>700725000
iron E
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Lets make retarded babies together...
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I apologize in advance, but you are huge for a female.
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>>700724822

just kidding, i jerk off to your pictures every night
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>>700725000
trips over rules dubs
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Heh, you just don't get it; you see I am a master swordsman. I have trained at the Mt. Koramatsu training grounds for many moons and have mastered forbidden skills you couldn't even comprehend. My blade was forged in the fires of Mt. Fiji and has been folded over 1000 times! Pick your next move wisely... *unsheathed katana*
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>>700725000
>What a waste of trips
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If there's a chance of us having sex soon, would you let me know in the next few minutes?
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>>700725000
You fucked up, what a waste of trips
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>>700725105
>which one
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Same fake shit. op texting op
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>>700725137
Roll
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I want to find love in a girl like you. Want to have sex?
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>>700725105
"Do u like? <3"
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>>700725190
reroll
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*teleports behind you . Hey nothing personnel kid . Tips fedora
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Why are you playing so hard to get?
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What is stopping you from letting me fuck you?
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"I don't care we're cousins, I love you Olivia"
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show auntie this and i will suicide
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fake as fuck
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Let's lick each other's buttholes in a Denny's bathroom.
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>>700725137
Roll for this
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can i cum on ur face
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ha u activated my trip card!
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I really enjoy looking through all of your pictures online. Are you digging for attention?
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Cringing
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I just think your really hot and you should come over to my place and we should fuck. I know you want it as much as I do.
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>>700725262
This
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"i'll cum in your ass and call you obama if u want"
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I have to be honest, I jerked off to a picture of you right now. I hope you don't mind! :-)
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Which one? Uhm.. all of em except you sugartits
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For fuck's sake, why won't you have sex with me?
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>>700725262
K, I'm rolling for this one
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>>700725137
Fucking kek roll
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>>700725105
I have always had some feelings for you. Show me the jugaloos. I think i cant live without you. The jugaloos. Would yoz be my weeaboo? Jugaloos.
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am i correct in assuming that everyone is happy about prisons not being private anymore because now we get to see the inmates dick and asses
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Send feet
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>>700725137
roll
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Would you please send me a picture of your vagina? Thanks!
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>>700725551
rollin
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>>700725262
Rolling for this
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>>700725610
My sides. Roll
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"lmao i'm just pranking you and posting this on 4chan!"
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I'm pretty mature and easy to get along with. Would you be open to trying anal sex with me?
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>>700725636
Double rolls
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I want to stick a sharpie in your pooper
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Op was shot by mom.
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>>700725670
This
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>>700725137
Roll lol
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Stop wearing those stupid shorts. They make you look like a retard.
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What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.
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>>700725670
rolin
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No panic. I will cut off your leg and taste the blood of sinner like I did with Julia yesterday.
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I'm going to shoot up (her school ) just wanted to tell you because you're the only nice woman
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>>700725551
roll
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>>700723034
Roll for
Incest is wincest, you know? I will rape you when we meet again. You better bring condoms or I will impregnate you
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>>700725712
roll
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marry me and we''ll have 100 kids
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I will say it again, since you are not understanding me: you are going to let me boink you and you are going to like it.
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>>700725610
Roll
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>>700725670
Blammo!
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>>700725790
Reroll
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>>700725722
Winrar
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>>700725262
Roll
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You're not a virgin, idiot. Stop telling everyone that. We have sex tonight.
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>>700725790
Oh shit, roll
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>>700725859
Again reroll
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Cant wait to get this call from aunt cheryl
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I don't have a foot fetish, I promise. I am obsessed with sticking my penis in vaginas.
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>>700725790
Rollex pleasure gel
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>>700725790
roll
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>>700725790
rol
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I swear to god if you don't agree I will tie you up and make you. I have access to a stash of 18 inch dildos so you do NOT want to mess with me.
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>>700725137
Gotta roll fast!
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>>700725953
Baby come back
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can you believe our younger cousin has a cock? I just want to check and make sure you don't have one as well
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Just send me nudes and I'll leave you alone
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Honestly, cut it out, Olivia. You're killing my boner.
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I came in (the last drink/dish you served her) before giving it to you.
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>>700725953
Write that your kik got leaked on 4chan with pass and all and say youre so sorry it happened.
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fake and gay
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>>700725790
Roll XDDDDDD
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>>700725953
>Cant wait to get this call from aunt cheryl
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>>700726077
Winrar
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>>700725790
Roll
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Want to grab a bite to eat and have sex at my place afterwards?
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god damn it my six identical obese sons got ahold of my phone .sorry about that
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>>700726127
Reroll.
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>>700725790
Rollcest
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>>700725105
top kek
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>>700725790
This OP
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>>700725790
Check my dubs
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>>700726077
Winrar nicely memed my friend
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>>700726117
ISIS ROLLING
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>>700726135
Roll
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>>700725953
i love that our dubs were so fucking retarded that this conflict ended with >please stop talking to me
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>>700726277
winrar
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What is wrong with you? Anal sex doesn't hurt unless you're resisting. So don't resist, Olivia.
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>>700725790
Roll for dubs many ty thabks appreci thanks :)))))))));()")))
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>>700726077
WINNER.RAR
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>>700726190
Roll for haberdashary
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I master baited to you and aunt sheryls feet
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Dad says he's down for a threesome and u know how big he is I sure do!
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>>700725790
This should be already winrar stochastically
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>>700725790
Roll
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>>700726277
Allahuakbar.
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I'm pretty hungry, haha. Want me to stop by so I can eat you out real fast?
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>>700725953

If you tell auntie cheryl i will come over tonight
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If it's good enough for Aunt Cheryl, it's good enough for you, whore!
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>>700726277
Fuck yeah. Thanks for the roll anon.
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>>700726190
ROLL
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>>700726363
Roll
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>>700725790
Nigger Roll
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Why haven't we had sex yet??
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Do you like it up your ass as much as your mom does?
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>>700726127
Rolling for you guys.
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Ask her if she will gief the succ
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I don't know why you don't like sex. Are you trying to impress me? I'm only getting more horny. ROFL!
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>>700726342
Desu >> spoodaman
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DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND I HAVE SENT THIS!
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>>700726499
Win
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Im sorry we started out the wrong way, but ive had this crush on you for so long, so please, can i tip you my fedora and make you my Lara Croft?
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>>700726077
Wasted dubs. Lame respond
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>>700726363
Roll
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>>700726477
Bam! Winner!
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>>700726574
Roll
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Stop talking to me? How dare you speak of me this way! *sniff* I WILL take my revenge! *flips fedora* *thinks of evil plan for revenge* I got you now so you better watch your back! Hehe!
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I enjoy all forms of sex. Mostly Olivi-sex, though. Get it? :D
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>>700726583
you're fucked op
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>>700726574
KEK ROLL
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>>700726127
Some of you are alright, don't roll to school tomorrow.
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>>700726583
holy shit op
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I'm sorry. I've just been drinking tonight and I kind of let things get out of hand. I don't want nudes or anything. Can we try and patch this up?
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>>700726195
roll
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>>700726583
wowowow op you should stop if youy don't want to get fucked up
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>>700726661
Roll
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talk to me now or i'll cum in your food next time we hangout
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then they can join the fun your dad can gag me like he did all thoes years ago
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I get it, you're afraid of sex. Yadda yadda. Want to boink?
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>>700726613
You better do this OP you faggot.
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>>700726739

Faggot
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>>700726788
LOOOOOOOOOOOL winrar
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>>700726583
>>700726277
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>>700726718
reroll
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>>700726788
Winar
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>>700726803
No
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Send her this image followed by a ";)"
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>>700726776
Roll
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this shit its so fake it disgusted me
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>>700726583
Amazing. Tell her "No problem, your mum can join us. Tell your dad to record it"
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>>700726739
Fuckin pussy
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Your parents are fucking gay and if you show your parents this chat I will murder them with my katana.
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>>700726786
roll
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If you tell your parents, I will kill myself.
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>>700726788
WIN
RAR
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>>700726583
I will make an hero and kill myself if we don't have sex. Promise now we will have sex or I will go Allahu akhbar
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>>700726583
"It's okay your mom will get to go first"
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Op here
She has blocked me and im expecting a call from her parents soon. My cover story is that my friend and i were very drunk and thay after i passed out he took my phone and sent all that!
Goodnight lads, tomorrow i will be texting my mother. My name is jake, remember me.
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>>700726583
OP, are her parents any good with tech because you can just claim your account got hacked! Just log out of kik and type in some bullshit password and show them how you "can't get in". Plus you haven't crossed the Rubicon just yet considering you haven't given anything to identify yourself by!

Overall, not too fucked OP.
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>>700726923
Oh god please this
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For the sake of the embarrassing family reunion next time, I would show her this thread or tell her you're just fucking around lol
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Ur parents know and trust me they will fuck the child right out of your gaping womb once I'm done with you
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>>700726788
WinRAR
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If you tell your parents, I will simply boink you in your sleep. :-D
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>>700726988
Godspeed jaek
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>>700726942
Reroll.
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Okay, I get it, you're not ready for sex. You down for some foot sex?
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>>700726583
Still keking. You will become an legend
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>>700726788
LOL x billions
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>>700726988
Thanks for keks op
Also check'd
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>>700726988
Dont know if its actually OP or soneone rolling
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>>700726988
We will never forget u Jake
Godspeed
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>>700726988
Tell us what they say
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>>700726988
You are a genius, I hope you never change my friend
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If you tell your parents I swear to fucking God. I know where the fuck you live, and I know when you're home alone. I will personally break into your fucking bedroom window and beat you to a fucking pulp. It doesn't fucking matter, I'm killing myself afterwards anyways. It'll be along, painful, and fun experience for one of us. Go ahead, fucking tell them. You'll be alone soon enough. Even if I have to hunt you down.
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I'm sorry sweetie I'am such pathetic faggot. That's all 4chan retarded shit fault. I hope they all die and we live together happily having hard anal sex 5 times a day.
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>>700727061
>"jaek"
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>>700726788
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>>700726988
They will probably blame your friend and will speak to their parents or sth like that. Better say your phone got hacked. Thank you for the keks
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Nigga that's gay...
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Do you work at State Farm?
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>>700726583
Have you ever had a finger in your butthole?
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I'm really sorry. It's just that I am extremely depressed and sexually repessed in this moder society. I'm stil a virgin and I couldn't think of a better person than you.
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>>700727361
Reroll
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No need plz i only want one pic itll be out secret ;)
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>>700726988
Good luck OP, many keks were had in this thread
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>>700727364
Rollin, I need her nudes.
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>>700726788
it is so dumb but it would make me lol big time to hear someone say that in real life
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>>700727532
He can't message her anymore. She blocked him.
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>>700727364
Rawling
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>>700727667
He can't message her anymore. She blocked him.
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if you tell them I will rape you and your mom
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>>700727877
He can't message her anymore. She blocked him.
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>>700727922
oh well
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What's with you people and ruining your relationships with faminly?
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>>700728084
He can't message her anymore. She blocked him.
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>>700728198
I think it was a genuine question.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *breathes* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA....
HA!
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>>700728084
It's funny when someone else is doing it.
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>>700728198
We get it, shut the fuck up.
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>>700728518
Want to boink at my place later?
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>>700728600
He can't message her anymore. She blocked him.
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Nice. Ask your mum if she's ready to give her anal virginity to me
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>>700728611
are you my cousin?
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