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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>700717271
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>Yuuko
i don't mean that!
i'll show you who i am
Claiming Felix
>>700719170
>The people who post her are always silly and meme lords
>meme lords
Thanks... I try.
:-]
XDddddddd
Yuuko Aioi is my wife, from now until the end of this thread.
(・ω・)
>>700719769
is that supposed to be Suigintou from Rozen Maiden?
>>700717777
>>700719999
>>700719936
Ehhh?
I mean, sure, go ahead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDCj6M3jv6s
Penny Returns from the range.
>K went with me and tried out my 9mm
>She also tried out my Mosin but didn't like it as much.
![AA [3] [LowR].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I8i83o7.jpg "AA [3] [LowR].jpg")
>>700720203
Air defense princess from KanColle
>>700720066
Shiro
>>700720227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jh2WaClH_M
>>700720299
Oh cool! Picture of your Mosin?
Claiming Yuuki
>>700719539
its the leet
>>700720457
Sure, lemme just go open up the gun safe and get it ^^
>>700720347
ah ok.
ok, I'ma go nap to some ASMR after some cookies.
cyall l9r
>see what I did... there? I'll see myself out. =P
>>700720514
>he doesn't have a qt innocent waifu
>le smug anime girl
>>700720746
That'd be neat~.
What other guns do you have? (・ω・)
>>700720822
I've got three hunting rifles, two handguns, a revolver, and two shotguns.
>>700720431
Her look in this pic is one of the cutest you have. EWF is top.
>>700720607
I'm unsure what's going on in this pic.
Doll claimed, and heading off. Goodnight.
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>>700720822
> (・ω・)
D...denko?
>>700721197
I love the picture, wish there was more pictures of her in a dress. Earth, Wind & Fire is great. How are you today?
>i think you know what's going on in that pic
>>700721338
Goodnight.
>>700721768
Picture.
>>700720514
Did the bees leave?
>>700720822
Pic related. I put a pad on it because I plan on getting another one to keep pure.
>inb4 Timestamp
Nah I'm a lazy shit and don't wanna go all the way back out to my workshop.
>Penny~
>>700720946
Sounds like a nice collection~.
I don't actually own any guns, sadly, but I used to shoot them a lot with someone in my family whom had lots!
Mosins are neat, though. How much did you pay for yours?
>>700721534
4 u
>>700721338
Night, night.
>>700721851
Seems that way.
>>700720629
slut
>>700721917
$200 at a gun show.
Oh and I almost forgot I got an AR-15 recently, Ruger SR556
>Tfw AR mags are cheaper than mags for my SR9.
>>700722126
loli
>>700719975
I want to suck his cute trap dick
Sup this is me and my girlfriend. I can't bare the thought of sleeping next to a pillow with a Chinese cartoon character printed on it, how do you guys manage your relationships with cartoon characters and pillows? Serious question
Claimed.
>>700722543
Post your waifu punk. I'll kick your ass.
>>700722453
Does your girlfriend have a pet sea dragon she lets you pet?
Hmm???
>>700722636
It's probably mavis
If this post ends in a 6, someone will throw a tomahawk at you within the next 6 hours.
You'll soon discover that your attacker was actually a version of your Waifu from a Universe where dispositions and moralities are switched (also tomahawks are the only weapon they have for some reason) so this 'Anti-Waifu' sees you the opposite way your Waifu sees you.
The tomahawk is magical, and over the course of 6 more hours (they also like the number 6 in this Universe) you will turn into the Anti-Waifu and really bad shit will happen.
What do you do? Do you know how to reverse the magic?
If I don't roll a 6, everything I've said is retarded and you can ignore it.
>>700722453
Ask her to peg you
>>700721768
I'm doing good, just a bit occupied.
>>700722453
Shit was so cash.
>>700722925
That 3DPD fagget? Kek, opinion disregarded.
>>700722636
>>700722925
my waifu a cute
>>700722984
kek
>>700722144
Oh, that's not a bad price at all!
I was looking at saving for an SR-556E, actually. Mostly for the cheaper price tag, though.
Hm.
>>700722543
>pic related
Have a (you).
>>700722584
Hey Mai. What are you up to today?
>>700722984
>tfw no cream team
Short break from work.
>>700723370
What's up Rory? How's work?
>>700723243
the SR-556 is a great gun so far, no trouble, shoots really well.
>I wanna get a holosight for it.
>Siege has made me hate iron sights on any sort of AR/Bullpup platform.
If you ever want a good price for something, look for a local gun show, they've usually got good sale prices, especially on the last day of the show.
>>700723243
>Hey Mai. What are you up to today?
I'm debating whether or not I should buy a coin with Trump's face on it.
Miho claimed
>>700723243
>
>>700723061
I would eat a mako
>>700723651
Busy. Have to go silent while there so I can get through it easy. Students are back in classes so its gonna get real bad in an hour or so.
>>700724004
What do you do?
>>700724085
Cook at a uni. Simple stuff but the volume gets intense.
Tomoko claimed
>>700724225
Ooh yeah, I'm sure that can get stressful. I go to my uni's dining hall everyday or so and it can get really crowded here.
>>700723673
Yeah, all I hear is complaints about weight and price.
I'm not sure if I've heard of gun shows around here, but I'll look into it!
>>700723684
Why wouldn't you? Sounds cute!
>>700724299
here
>>700722232
Whore.
>>700723817
Hi Miho.
>>700724950
Boat.
>>700724620
It's tacky AF
>World peace
>implying
fuck every waifu in here my waifu is the best you sons of whores
>>700725123
>implying he isn't going to make anime real
>>700725201
you're waifu a trash
>>700724950
Hello
>>700724620
It is a bit heavy, but its definitely a fun range toy
>I would suggest looking at other models though, I sorta did an impulse buy.
Also definitely go to a gun store and feel the gun, touch it, touch it gently, let it know that you care. Hold the gun in your arms, it makes all the difference.
>>700725076
Not a boat.
>>700725477
How're you?
most of these waifus just seem like copies of each other, you all a shit
>>700725777
>777
Not as lucky as you.
Im not doing well lots stuff going on.
>>700725964
>>700725777
If i'm a whore you're a boat
>>700725375
Anime already is real.
>>700726128
You're a boat of whores!
>>700726201
>How can anime be real if our eyes aren't?
>>700725583
I sure will~.
>touch it gently
I don't want to make my waifu jealous by gently caressing a weapon!
where's that photo of your qt virgin mosin wife, onii-chan?
>>700726286
And damn it I knew you were going to say that too because I was considering it.
>>700726309
>>700721912 <-
I also noticed something that I forgot to mention about it
The sights got all fucked up and I had to replace the rear one, thats why it looks a bit weird.
MEhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>700725986
That sucks. Still a bunch of random money drains?
>>700726128
Pift. You're the one trying to erp with everyone.
>>700726821
>money drains?
Im out of money....
>>700726228
mean
>>700726821
And you're the one calling me a whore
>>700726933
>Im out of money....
>>700726933
Ahh. Well i could see why that would be a problem.
>>700726812
Still bored?
>>700727112
Well i assume you can see the correlation.
>>700721912
Oops, I didn't see it!
Looks nice! I'd love to shoot one of those.
>>700726201
I forgot it was, silly me.
>pic related, me and my waifu
>>700727261
Why did you take down all your old waifu videos foxworth?
>>700727242
I do
You're still a boat
>>700727261
Its great
>Mfw forgot pic on my last post cause I was getting noms
K liked shooting it, she just didn't like the recoil, even with the pad
>Must wait until later to upgrade her to rifle calibers
>But she still had fun with my little SR9 and my .22 revolver.
>>700727411
Ayylmao.
>>700727455
Not a boat.
>>700727251
Talk about a splitting headache!
>>700727411
You replied to the same guy three times. I'm good, how about you?
>>700727411
Nice dubs
>>700727627
Fine
You're a slutty boat
>>700728088
Oh please. Who have i even so much as flirted with?
Claimed.
>>700728108
It's been like two months since I last saw you around.
How have you been doing, Juri?
>>700728376
spike
>>700728563
variety jew
>>700728628
That was to make him uncomfortable. I don't think i'd personally call that flirting, but i can see your point.
You got me.
Hello and good evening my fellow homo sapiens and assorted lifeforms.
>where/who is C.C.
/b/ was already shit, but it has become even more shit. i dont even know what a faggot waifu is. but there was not this shit on /b 4 or 5 years ago. all of you underage faggots and child molesters go kill yourselves.
>>700729071
>/b/ has been shit for about 4/5 years
>Now you decide to act
Its too late. Your Board Are Belong 2 Us.
>>700728801
Hmm?
>
>there was not this shit on /b 4 or 5 years ago
You're right, anime has been here for almost 13 years now. Probably older than you.
>>700728908
so you admit to being a slutty boat?
>>700729071
i only occasionally molest drawings thank you very much
>>700729016
Hi. C.C. shows up and leaves as he pleases, generally two week spans between each other.
>>700729363
No.
>>700728563
Hey there Ruri, it has been a little while hasn't it. I apologize for that, for you see Capcom decided to release Juri earlier than expected and well.. I've been neglecting things outside work due to my happiness and excitement. Furthermore, I have that tournament in September which leaves me a little over a month to train and practice as much as possible with her which has been eating almost all of my time on days off from work.
>Everyone else has 6+ months with their main
>I will at max have one
I've also been customizing my fightstick from the ground up in Juri's image, but enough about me. I'm glad to still see you around Ruri. How about yourself?
claimed
>>700729475
Oh, I see.
That makes sense.
>>700727534
I'm not an alien
>>700727635
I did? Oh well. How is your day?
Nice singles :)
I return, now with 25% more tire!
>>700729773
The best I've been in months. How about you? Still getting rich I'd hope?
>>700729752
Anyways, how are you today?
>>700729844
Welcome back.
>>700729071
I hope for your sake that isn't your penis, judging by the size of your hand it's only 3.5 - 4 inches long
>>700730004
Thanks Kyokoko. Did the spammers give up already?
>>700729989
I'm doing as good as I usually do. Not too good and not too bad.
A little more depressed because I had a really nice dream and was so disappointed when I woke up.
Late replies, got distracted.
>>700727411
Hey there.
>>700727261
Because I'm a diagnosed autistic weeaboo who, the worst part of it all, switches waifus!
>>700729071
>i don't even know what a faggot waifu is
>confirmed newfriend
>>700727534
I used to be a big fan of shooting shotguns. Lots of fun to shoot targets with them.
I think you said you had two. What kinds do you have? (・ω・)
>>700730395
>Because I'm a diagnosed autistic weeaboo who, the worst part of it all, switches waifus!
!
Calamity-masu'd
>>700729989
Yeah once I get rich I'm taking all of Waifu out for steak dinner. Shoes and shirt are required.
https://youtu.be/NZVUuq0Birc
>>700730520
that was supposed to be for
>>700727365
kek
Foxworth is scum, tbqh
>>700730395
Ones a mossberg 500, its all camo, the other one, I have zero idea because I got it from my grandpa and haven't used it too much.
>Its probably a mossberg too.
Don't mind me at all, my Internet is weird and I'm just making sure I can post junk.
>>700729627
It's been a while indeed, but hey, I'm glad to see you around as well after so long. Too many people who left and might never come back.
That was exactly what my first question was going to be about. Juri finally got added and I had assumed you'd practice as much as possible, and I'm relieved to know this has been the case.
You've got to consider that not everyone mains their waifu, which is an advantage in this case.
>I've been customizing my fightstick from the ground up in Juri
If it's not too much to ask for, please, throw in a picture once it's finished. I bet it looks great.
I've been doing well enough, just short on time because of uni. Essays and Exams have been killing me, but I'd say I can keep up, luckily.
Again, good to see you around once again.
>>700731645
Hey.
>>700731758
Hello shiro. How was your monday at school?
I think i'm going to take a nap. Catch you later waifu.
>>700732292
night slutty boat
>>700732151
Didn't go. You up to much?
>>700731758
Why do people think I'm you?
>>700732501
I'm clueless.
>>700731156
> Too many people who left and might never come back.
I started feeling a little guilty about this, I didn't say much of anything and there were quite a few anons I enjoying speaking with, yourself included. The last few days I've started to feel confident in my skill so I decided to return to social media and these threads.
>That was exactly what my first question was going to be about. Juri finally got added and I had assumed you'd practice as much as possible, and I'm relieved to know this has been the case.
Again, I should've at least said something. I went completely dark on every form of social media, and these threads as well. I apologize but it has been worth it. After only two weeks I'm consistently beating Plats in FT3 sets, usually only losing one set.
>You've got to consider that not everyone mains their waifu, which is an advantage in this case.
On her release, there were so many scrubs and casuals using her.. it was disturbing to see her being utilized so poorly and I absolutely hated having to fight them.
>I don't like to see her get hurt, only to dish it out instead.
>If it's not too much to ask for, please, throw in a picture once it's finished. I bet it looks great.
I definitely will post the end result in the threads, and I'll make sure to do so when you're around.
>I've been doing well.."
Still at those exams? I hope you haven't been suffering from writer's block or anything. Well, you're certainly competent enough to get it done but I can imagine the tediousness of it. Any word on when you'll be getting a break from all that?
>>700732372
Wa...?
:(
I just got home. Just going to go around checking up on people. People are fun.
>>700733144
Debilitating anxiety, sorry. I'm still watching Plastic Sex Dolls or whatever you called it.
>>700733309
Holy fuck is medicinal weed available in your state?
>>700733309
We gotta change your outlook.
Walk in their knowing you're better than everybody else. Get mad.
>>700733390
>>700721851
for the time being yes
>>700720822
oh i havent talk to you before
Claimed
Ohayo~
>>700733802
heretic tsundere~chan
>>700733781
Erp queen.
>>700733637
No, but Xanax helps me, kinda.
>>700733661
Thinking I'm better than everyone else, I've done it before, but it's just kinda whatever. I don't want to get mad though.
>>700733758
Comma guy still alive?
>>700734001
Anger is the most useful emotion.
>>700733887
Hello elitist hiding behind anonymous
>>700733802
>>700734001
Get some weed anyway
Will make you become a cool kid
>>700733802
You Know
>>700734173
What is the point in that? I don't get high from it, and it doesn't make me feel any less chilled out.
>>700734101
Maybe. I'd say love is more useful, and generally my anger coincides with envy.
>>700734440
Social acception = less anxiety
>>700734299
>>700734101
>Anger is the most useful emotion.
This.
When I'm sad I mope, I make myself angry on purpose because I accomplish more.
>>700734440
Try weed that doesn't suck.
>>700734520
I don't have income though.
>>700734101
Yeah he still alive.
>>700734632
I don't like drugs that aren't prescribed to me.
>>700731645
Good evening~.
>>700730905
That seems like a formidable home defense weapon. As the meme goes, shotguns are pretty good for that. I'll look into that one too, seems like fun.
Anywho, what are you up to?
>>700734693
Ask your parent for money
>>700734776
I like the term herb more.
>>700734959
No.
>>700734776
Get your dealer to "prescribe" it to you
In fact get a fake weed card
>>700735074
Why
Don't say its for weed ofc
>>700734698
Great, hope that guy is improving.
Get any calls?
>>700734954
Hello again new yuuko. You enjoy this fantastic day we get to share?
>>700734776
Are you going tomorrow?
>>700735065
Pronounced "herb" or "erb"?
>>700735164
I'll try.
>>700735065
Still.
>>700735157
I don't want to smoke, that's why. Didn't I also say that there's no medicinal marijuana in my state?
>>700735300
>that fucking squirrel on the boot
>>700735164
I got 1 call today. Picked up a guy who's scooter broke down. I only made $30 cause it was a very short trip.
Best waifu is Saika Totsuka. Try and say otherwise.
Pro tip: you can't.
>>700735460
Can't get arrested for being able to legally smoke weed in multiple states
>>700735494
its real I swear
>>700735599
its a guy
>>700735599
Isn't that a girl(male)
>>700735599
>
>>700735599
Because that's a husbando.
>>700735655
I just said that I don't want to smoke.
>>700735789
Wow what a fag
No wonder you're a social outcast
>>700735300
Replace that squirrel with my knife
>>700735501
Who calls someone for a scooter?
Eh, better than nothing.
Hey everyone what's up?
>>700735909
You're calling me a fag? Have you never seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub_a2t0ZfTs
