Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>The people who post her are always silly and meme lords
Thanks... I try.
Yuuko Aioi is my wife, from now until the end of this thread.
is that supposed to be Suigintou from Rozen Maiden?
Penny Returns from the range.
>K went with me and tried out my 9mm
>She also tried out my Mosin but didn't like it as much.
Sure, lemme just go open up the gun safe and get it ^^
ok, I'ma go nap to some ASMR after some cookies.
>see what I did... there? I'll see myself out. =P
>he doesn't have a qt innocent waifu
>le smug anime girl
That'd be neat~.
What other guns do you have? (・ω・)
I've got three hunting rifles, two handguns, a revolver, and two shotguns.
Her look in this pic is one of the cutest you have. EWF is top.
I'm unsure what's going on in this pic.
I love the picture, wish there was more pictures of her in a dress. Earth, Wind & Fire is great. How are you today?
>i think you know what's going on in that pic
Pic related. I put a pad on it because I plan on getting another one to keep pure.
Nah I'm a lazy shit and don't wanna go all the way back out to my workshop.
Sounds like a nice collection~.
I don't actually own any guns, sadly, but I used to shoot them a lot with someone in my family whom had lots!
Mosins are neat, though. How much did you pay for yours?
Seems that way.
$200 at a gun show.
Oh and I almost forgot I got an AR-15 recently, Ruger SR556
>Tfw AR mags are cheaper than mags for my SR9.
Sup this is me and my girlfriend. I can't bare the thought of sleeping next to a pillow with a Chinese cartoon character printed on it, how do you guys manage your relationships with cartoon characters and pillows? Serious question
Does your girlfriend have a pet sea dragon she lets you pet?
If this post ends in a 6, someone will throw a tomahawk at you within the next 6 hours.
You'll soon discover that your attacker was actually a version of your Waifu from a Universe where dispositions and moralities are switched (also tomahawks are the only weapon they have for some reason) so this 'Anti-Waifu' sees you the opposite way your Waifu sees you.
The tomahawk is magical, and over the course of 6 more hours (they also like the number 6 in this Universe) you will turn into the Anti-Waifu and really bad shit will happen.
What do you do? Do you know how to reverse the magic?
If I don't roll a 6, everything I've said is retarded and you can ignore it.
Oh, that's not a bad price at all!
I was looking at saving for an SR-556E, actually. Mostly for the cheaper price tag, though.
Have a (you).
Hey Mai. What are you up to today?
What's up Rory? How's work?
the SR-556 is a great gun so far, no trouble, shoots really well.
>I wanna get a holosight for it.
>Siege has made me hate iron sights on any sort of AR/Bullpup platform.
If you ever want a good price for something, look for a local gun show, they've usually got good sale prices, especially on the last day of the show.
>Hey Mai. What are you up to today?
I'm debating whether or not I should buy a coin with Trump's face on it.
Busy. Have to go silent while there so I can get through it easy. Students are back in classes so its gonna get real bad in an hour or so.
Cook at a uni. Simple stuff but the volume gets intense.
Ooh yeah, I'm sure that can get stressful. I go to my uni's dining hall everyday or so and it can get really crowded here.
Yeah, all I hear is complaints about weight and price.
I'm not sure if I've heard of gun shows around here, but I'll look into it!
Why wouldn't you? Sounds cute!
fuck every waifu in here my waifu is the best you sons of whores
>implying he isn't going to make anime real
you're waifu a trash
It is a bit heavy, but its definitely a fun range toy
>I would suggest looking at other models though, I sorta did an impulse buy.
Also definitely go to a gun store and feel the gun, touch it, touch it gently, let it know that you care. Hold the gun in your arms, it makes all the difference.
Not as lucky as you.
Im not doing well lots stuff going on.
I sure will~.
>touch it gently
I don't want to make my waifu jealous by gently caressing a weapon!
where's that photo of your qt virgin mosin wife, onii-chan?
That sucks. Still a bunch of random money drains?
Pift. You're the one trying to erp with everyone.
Ahh. Well i could see why that would be a problem.
Well i assume you can see the correlation.
Oops, I didn't see it!
Looks nice! I'd love to shoot one of those.
I forgot it was, silly me.
>pic related, me and my waifu
>Mfw forgot pic on my last post cause I was getting noms
K liked shooting it, she just didn't like the recoil, even with the pad
>Must wait until later to upgrade her to rifle calibers
>But she still had fun with my little SR9 and my .22 revolver.
Talk about a splitting headache!
You replied to the same guy three times. I'm good, how about you?
Oh please. Who have i even so much as flirted with?
It's been like two months since I last saw you around.
How have you been doing, Juri?
That was to make him uncomfortable. I don't think i'd personally call that flirting, but i can see your point.
You got me.
Hello and good evening my fellow homo sapiens and assorted lifeforms.
>where/who is C.C.
/b/ was already shit, but it has become even more shit. i dont even know what a faggot waifu is. but there was not this shit on /b 4 or 5 years ago. all of you underage faggots and child molesters go kill yourselves.
>there was not this shit on /b 4 or 5 years ago
You're right, anime has been here for almost 13 years now. Probably older than you.
Hi. C.C. shows up and leaves as he pleases, generally two week spans between each other.
Hey there Ruri, it has been a little while hasn't it. I apologize for that, for you see Capcom decided to release Juri earlier than expected and well.. I've been neglecting things outside work due to my happiness and excitement. Furthermore, I have that tournament in September which leaves me a little over a month to train and practice as much as possible with her which has been eating almost all of my time on days off from work.
>Everyone else has 6+ months with their main
>I will at max have one
I've also been customizing my fightstick from the ground up in Juri's image, but enough about me. I'm glad to still see you around Ruri. How about yourself?
I'm not an alien
I did? Oh well. How is your day?
Nice singles :)
I return, now with 25% more tire!
The best I've been in months. How about you? Still getting rich I'd hope?
Anyways, how are you today?
Thanks Kyokoko. Did the spammers give up already?
I'm doing as good as I usually do. Not too good and not too bad.
A little more depressed because I had a really nice dream and was so disappointed when I woke up.
Late replies, got distracted.
Because I'm a diagnosed autistic weeaboo who, the worst part of it all, switches waifus!
>i don't even know what a faggot waifu is
I used to be a big fan of shooting shotguns. Lots of fun to shoot targets with them.
I think you said you had two. What kinds do you have? (・ω・)
>Because I'm a diagnosed autistic weeaboo who, the worst part of it all, switches waifus!
Yeah once I get rich I'm taking all of Waifu out for steak dinner. Shoes and shirt are required.
that was supposed to be for
Foxworth is scum, tbqh
Ones a mossberg 500, its all camo, the other one, I have zero idea because I got it from my grandpa and haven't used it too much.
>Its probably a mossberg too.
It's been a while indeed, but hey, I'm glad to see you around as well after so long. Too many people who left and might never come back.
That was exactly what my first question was going to be about. Juri finally got added and I had assumed you'd practice as much as possible, and I'm relieved to know this has been the case.
You've got to consider that not everyone mains their waifu, which is an advantage in this case.
>I've been customizing my fightstick from the ground up in Juri
If it's not too much to ask for, please, throw in a picture once it's finished. I bet it looks great.
I've been doing well enough, just short on time because of uni. Essays and Exams have been killing me, but I'd say I can keep up, luckily.
Again, good to see you around once again.
Hello shiro. How was your monday at school?
I think i'm going to take a nap. Catch you later waifu.
> Too many people who left and might never come back.
I started feeling a little guilty about this, I didn't say much of anything and there were quite a few anons I enjoying speaking with, yourself included. The last few days I've started to feel confident in my skill so I decided to return to social media and these threads.
>That was exactly what my first question was going to be about. Juri finally got added and I had assumed you'd practice as much as possible, and I'm relieved to know this has been the case.
Again, I should've at least said something. I went completely dark on every form of social media, and these threads as well. I apologize but it has been worth it. After only two weeks I'm consistently beating Plats in FT3 sets, usually only losing one set.
>You've got to consider that not everyone mains their waifu, which is an advantage in this case.
On her release, there were so many scrubs and casuals using her.. it was disturbing to see her being utilized so poorly and I absolutely hated having to fight them.
>I don't like to see her get hurt, only to dish it out instead.
>If it's not too much to ask for, please, throw in a picture once it's finished. I bet it looks great.
I definitely will post the end result in the threads, and I'll make sure to do so when you're around.
>I've been doing well.."
Still at those exams? I hope you haven't been suffering from writer's block or anything. Well, you're certainly competent enough to get it done but I can imagine the tediousness of it. Any word on when you'll be getting a break from all that?
I just got home. Just going to go around checking up on people. People are fun.
Debilitating anxiety, sorry. I'm still watching Plastic Sex Dolls or whatever you called it.
We gotta change your outlook.
Walk in their knowing you're better than everybody else. Get mad.
for the time being yes
oh i havent talk to you before
No, but Xanax helps me, kinda.
Thinking I'm better than everyone else, I've done it before, but it's just kinda whatever. I don't want to get mad though.
Comma guy still alive?
Anger is the most useful emotion.
Hello elitist hiding behind anonymous
What is the point in that? I don't get high from it, and it doesn't make me feel any less chilled out.
Maybe. I'd say love is more useful, and generally my anger coincides with envy.
I don't like drugs that aren't prescribed to me.
That seems like a formidable home defense weapon. As the meme goes, shotguns are pretty good for that. I'll look into that one too, seems like fun.
Anywho, what are you up to?
Great, hope that guy is improving.
Get any calls?
Hello again new yuuko. You enjoy this fantastic day we get to share?
Are you going tomorrow?
I don't want to smoke, that's why. Didn't I also say that there's no medicinal marijuana in my state?
>that fucking squirrel on the boot
I got 1 call today. Picked up a guy who's scooter broke down. I only made $30 cause it was a very short trip.
Best waifu is Saika Totsuka. Try and say otherwise.
Pro tip: you can't.
Because that's a husbando.
I just said that I don't want to smoke.
Replace that squirrel with my knife
Who calls someone for a scooter?
Eh, better than nothing.
You're calling me a fag? Have you never seen this?