What's the nicest thing a girl has ever said to you?
"Why are you so smart?"
Note: You said "the nicest" thing a girl ever said to me...
"I think I'll miss you, don't go, stay with me"
Is that it? (looking at my fully erect penis)
Last night just as an example
Top fucking kek. This beta faggots and their fantasies hahaha
>"You actually have really pretty eyes"
We are close friends that happened to be sitting really close one day working on some homework together. We were discussing an awnser and she just kindve blurted that out.
> been dating a girl 1 month from okcupid
> after a restaurant we go out
'youre so beautiful'
> then we kiss for 30 min in a crowd, people passing by and i dont give a shit, she is a 10 i am a 5
never heard of her after.. i have a curse...
Thanks man. Pic from our honeymoon. I hit it out of the park. Thank God. Cause I'm only doing this once.
You might be a total ass to me when you drink but i kinda have a thing for you and i love your penis.
She said this to me infront of they guy whose been chasing her for 6+ years
Thank god he was to coked out to properly fight me afterward
>so you agree? You think you have pretty eyes?
Last night submissive asian gf all drunk asks if I want to piss i her face. O_O She was sucking it and couldn't even piss so had a half boner literally the hardest you can be and still piss and pissed all over her face and in her mouth and it lasted so long half way through after her choking on it and everything we end up roflmao.
Thank you, as I tried to keep pressure on her neck.
Her boyfriend snapped and stabbed her with a kitchen knife. She died on the way to the hospital.
Fucked me up permanently. Had to live alone for a few months after that.
Here, I made you a sandwich.
Shit was delicious
I teared up a little bit, props man.
My gf, who has a history of mental illness, once told me she had a dream where she was a flower vase wobbling on the edge of a table. The vase fell off, but just before hitting the floor I grabbed it and put it back on the table, thus saving 'her' from shattering.
Kinda deep and meaningful, since after 2,5 years of dating she's mostly healthy and over her depression, panic attacks and anxiety.
"Finally, a MAN is here"
"You're gonna make a great dad"
"You're always the only one who makes any sense"
"You're my favorite"
"But like, your a MAN, not a fuckboi"
girls generally love me until it's time for me to fuck them, at which point because I'm so sexually repressed I end up ignoring them into disinterest
I'm like some anime dude whose too cool for girls but its not cool or edgy or romantic being alone its fucking gay and I hate myself, jesus christ i'm so lonely
YOU CAN PUT YOUR LITTLE PENIS IN MY VAGINA AGAIN WHEN EVER YOU WANT shes deaf so she really said yu cun plut ulr smwa peni ina ny jina gin e eva eww wat
Thanks man. It really is the best thing I've ever done with my life. I feel like she's the reward I tried to turn my life around for years ago, I just didn't know it yet. And now I work to keep it and make her happy. It's the strongest driving force in my life, which I needed. She's a demanding, beautiful blessing.
>After looking in her notes and finding '100 Reasons why I love Anon' all of them filled out.
"They're all true"
>We broke up and she is now fucking my best friend.
"Stop saying things like that. I do care, and I do worry about you. I don't care if you think you aren't worth it. That's like saying it's not worth breathing. I love you. Please, just stay with me, even if it's just for a bit longer."
I miss her so much.
>"Baby I've memorized every.. Single.. Inch.. Of your big FAT cock"
mfw most of you anons will never hear that
"You waited that long for me? D'aww thanks"
In grade 4 I had a crush (Still do) on a girl, I was heavily freindzoned. I waited half an hour for her so we could have our hug before we split ways on our walks home.
>Canadian winter, -20C
>School out at 3:30, got home 4:30 ish
"Anon, what's wrong?"
"I'm always here for you, even if I move away."
"Anon don't be sad, I'm always going to be your best friend."
"I don't wanna move either, I'm really sorry. Let's just spend today together.
She said that too me 12 years ago, when I was 10. I don't know why I miss her so much to this day.
That I was an 8/10. I couldn't take the compliment and called her a liar who is just trying to not be mean. She was a legit 9/10 who I got really fucking close to seducing over a few weeks. At 20 I'm still a kissless virgin. Had 2 similar opportunities in my life with equally beautiful girls. Will forever regret not making a move.
Nice sex wise?
"I want you to fuck me bare back and cum in my pussy" - A girl I had no interest in and was a 4/10. I did not do it, because she was crazy and probably wanted me to impregnate her.
"Your really cute, if you dropped 50 pounds I'd totally date you" - A 9/10 in high school who I never had a chance with and thinking back on it, it was really a shallow thing for her to say.
"I like you butt!"
>Chinese masseuse, as she slapped it
"I think i have found the love of my life... it's you" then few months later she dumped me. Never believe what a bitch says. Women just like to say things even if they dont mean it. And in cases like this where it's too good to be true... I'ts not true.
My anniversary with my gf is coming up, and around this time of year we tend to get feelsy about it.
We were out to dinner a few days ago, and my gf all of the sudden got all serious and everything, so I asked what was up. And all she did was thank me, for everything. She even made a list.
I'm having a ring made. I think it's finally time.
>Your Japanese is great!
>You are kindness.
>I think you are shy boy.
"I love your cock in my ass."
Maybe not necessarily the nicest, but certainly one of the best things i've ever heard.
"Anon, you're my only friend right now, and I just wanted to thank you."
"Anon you know I have a crush on you, and even if you don't feel the same way, and you like Amy, I won't give up, and I hope.. never mind."
About a week after my birthday when she told me she had a crush on me. I treated her like shit after that and we didn't talk until then. I regret it every time I think about her.
You are cute or You are my best friend
That's all i been living in this world for 19 years and i didn't even got a nice compliment from a girl
The worst thing is that everysingle girl i know likes me only as a friend
A funny and lonely friend
Walk into class at new school for 11th grade, it was some tiny thing kinda like a private school but less privileged it was called a Christian academy but it was the ghettoest school you'll ever see. There was only about 6 teachers and 4 staff. Entire school was black except one jewish lady that tought the preschoolers. I was white and as soon as the teacher introduced me and told me where to sit almost all the chicks were saying stuff about me, basically reverse cat-calling. Was the best feeling ever because at the time i had shit self esteem and no confidence. Just graduated from there a few months ago. Fucked 3 of the girls and a teacher. All except one i did in the school bathroom. According to them all i had a "massive dick"
Well, i remember this only because it happened a few days ago.
If Anon would ever candidate for president, i'd choose him.
The topic wasn't even politics at that moment.
I dated a girl once that was addicted to cum, so pretty much everything she said to me was the nicest thing I'd ever heard.
>"can i suck your cock yet?"
>"i want to taste your cum"
>"pull it out and throat fuck me"
at the time thought i'd stay with her forever but her dad ended up passing from cancer and she moved across the country to be with her siblings and mom and never came back. it was good while it lasted
>kim was her name
>I was in her room after school
>yet she was a little slow from the fall in the winter of '09
>obviously I wouldnt do anything with her because I am her father
>unable to control myself
>reach for her sweet spot
>slam her face into the pillow
>even if i wanted to stop, i couldnt
>leave her there for her mother to find her
>fantastic to see how disgusting you are for reading this
MFW when you read the first letter of each sentence
>"SUP ANON! OMG we havent talked in so long!!! *she hugs me* I've been thinking about you alot, i even told my mom about how funny you were"
I stopped talking to her because we switched seats in class and i was too beta to go over and talk to her :(
"I believe in you, you're going to be a great therapist one day"
>tfw i remember trying not to cry because it meant a lot to me
>tfw I gave up on that dream to have a more realistic career path
>tfw I went to prom with her and there was a mutual lack of interest
>tfw hated high school and it was my best years
>"I gave up on that dream to have a more realistic career path"
>it sounds like you should be telling this to a shrink
>you'll be telling a shrink that it's unrealistic to become a shrink
It's never too late, anon.
>If I weren't gay you'd be my soulmate
I can laugh it off now but shit did it hurt.
I didn't even fuck her. Apparently she still wants me to this day. Feelsbadman.
"I really want to have anal sex with you"
>and we did
I was down in the dumps and my very close friend said "you have no idea the prescience you bring into a room, people are always so glad to have you around. Not only are you great conversation but you turn heads when you walk past people, I've seen it."
Cried for an hour after hearing that lol
"You're the perfect boyfriend."
"And that's why I can't be with you. We never fight. You never get upset with me. It's like you have no passion. You're just...nice."
She was right. :(
>> Be me, 19
>> Just married
>> First time doing anal with wife on honeymoon
>> Being extra careful
>> Anonette says, "Keep pushing, it'll fit"
>> Fit and is amazing
>> She cries
>> Never do anal again
And that's the nicest thing a girl has ever said to me.
I knew a girl like that once. I was fucking in love with her. It was pathetic. Finally asked her out, and she said she liked me too, but couldn't date. I thought she meant she wasn't allowed to. Turns out she didn't like being close to or affectionate with people because she'd been abused. I wanted to kill the mother fucker who ruined her that way.
pretty much my experience, best gf ever but told me about her ex with a third leg (im 7.5) it haunts me still (this was 6 months ago...)
Last I heard about her, she'd moved to some place near Seattle and was teaching elementary school. I don't know if she ever dated. I hope she did though. She was such a sweet person.
I understand dude, she was like that but without the abuse part. It sucks but it's definitely better than them bluntly hitting you with a no in my opinion. I went home that night feeling a bit more confident since I learned that someone like her would date me if she could.
>fuck of freak
A group of freaks is called a fuck.
This one girl told me she wishes she was a much better person so she could date me and feel right about it. She was a knock out guys, she wasn't a very good friend but she knew who she was and who I was. I wish something happened but it didn't.
Asks me if I was Satan ...
Don't know where that came from
But I'm also disgusted, because she is a landwhale and the horrible smell of certain condoms