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What's the nicest thing a girl has ever said to you?
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>>700716610

eww... go away
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"I never came that many times before"
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>>700716782
/thread
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>>700716610

don't touch me down there
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"fuck of freak"
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>>700716610

well, today a girl said I dressed pretty snazzy So, i think I am doing good.
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>>700716610
nothing
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>>700717194
kek
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>>700716610
"Why are you so smart?"

Note: You said "the nicest" thing a girl ever said to me...
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>>700716610
"Ever thought about doing porn with that dick?!"

Yeah... nobody will believe me... it still happened.
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i wont call police
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>>700716610
We might as well be brother and sister.
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>>700716610
I like you more than red velvet cake.
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>>700716610
"I don't want you to leave, just stay and fuck me" that was yesterday off the top of my head.
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>>700716610

"I think I'll miss you, don't go, stay with me"
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"I would totally date you if you were taller and better looking."
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>>700717344
'Small penis man cfnm laughed at by ethnically diverse bimbos'

I can see it now
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I want you to come in my ass.
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When you kiss me i still get butterflies

GF said that to me yesterda,y shit was cash
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>>700716610
You have the biggest dick out of all your friends
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Attractive.
Still smile.. Fucked it though after I lost her number.
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"I do"
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>>700716610

It was hard to understand with her mouth full
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Could you give me a pen please?
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>>700716610
your sexy as fuck , gym class
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>>700716610
Is that it? (looking at my fully erect penis)
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>>700716610
"It takes me a whole lot to smile over text, and you manage to do it all the damn time."
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>>700717586

Th-thanks?
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Last night just as an example
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Very confused by this thread. Don't recall OP mentioning anything about fantasy.
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>>700717909
Top fucking kek. This beta faggots and their fantasies hahaha
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>>700717652
Congrats man
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>I sometimes think about you when I masturbate

Best compliment I've ever received.
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I love the way you talk
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>>700716610

"I love you."
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>>700717382
Underrated
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>"You actually have really pretty eyes"
We are close friends that happened to be sitting really close one day working on some homework together. We were discussing an awnser and she just kindve blurted that out.
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"Fuck off randy"
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>>700716610
"You're the second most attractive guy in our class."
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I could never hate you Anon
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----- nothing audible.... there's always a gag over their mouths...
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>>700716610
Are all penises that big ??
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>>700716610
"When my dad finds out what you did he's going to kill you."
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> been dating a girl 1 month from okcupid
> after a restaurant we go out
'youre so beautiful'
> then we kiss for 30 min in a crowd, people passing by and i dont give a shit, she is a 10 i am a 5
never heard of her after.. i have a curse...
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>>700718070
Thanks man. Pic from our honeymoon. I hit it out of the park. Thank God. Cause I'm only doing this once.
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You might be a total ass to me when you drink but i kinda have a thing for you and i love your penis.
She said this to me infront of they guy whose been chasing her for 6+ years
Thank god he was to coked out to properly fight me afterward
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It's not that small.
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>>700716610
"Please, please, please don't kill me, I'll do what you want, just let me go."
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"My ex-boyfriend couldn't even do that once" - after the 5th time.

She was fat though lads.
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>>700718418
Cringe
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>>700718498
K
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that's a feel thread or what?
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>>700718498
So you post her nudes online. You must be quite the husband, faggot,
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>>700718272

>thanks
>so you agree? You think you have pretty eyes?
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>>700717179
What a bitch she doesn't even know how to shreek
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>>700718677
Is she really out there? That's fucking great!
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>>700718677
>>700718498
like what kind of autism is this
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>>700718739
>>700718677
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"you're perfect" then a few weeks later she dumped me and fucked my best friend the day after telling me I was terrible and he's perfect so just gonna leave that out there
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I'll miss you
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>>700717534
Kek
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>>700718739
She's been working on getting into Playboy (International, since the American version went full fag) so a few of her nudes without face out there is not a big deal.
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>>700716610
Last night submissive asian gf all drunk asks if I want to piss i her face. O_O She was sucking it and couldn't even piss so had a half boner literally the hardest you can be and still piss and pissed all over her face and in her mouth and it lasted so long half way through after her choking on it and everything we end up roflmao.
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>>700718982
Yeah, she was a bitch, I thought it was pretty funny as well.
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>>700717382
Ha haaaa
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>>700718872

Sucks to hear anon. Fuck her.

Cheers m8.
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"I like you too"
This happened about 2 weeks ago, first gf.
Wish me luck ?
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"I'll never leave you" she left me
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>>700716610
Her, give this note to anon.
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>>700717382
This
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>>700716610
"there's a special place for you in my heart"
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Thank you, as I tried to keep pressure on her neck.

Her boyfriend snapped and stabbed her with a kitchen knife. She died on the way to the hospital.

Fucked me up permanently. Had to live alone for a few months after that.
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>>700718339
Out of a class of 2?
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>>700718790
I would've said something at the time if she wasn't dating anybody. It's a personal standard that I observe.
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No Stop!!!!!!! Get Off Me get off get off.....fucker! You pig! Get off me!!!
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>>700716610
Nothing. She ceased all contact and never spoke to me again. Oh wait no, that was horrible. I'm thinking of the one that actually gave some closure as to why things ended.
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>>700716610
Here, I made you a sandwich.

Shit was delicious
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>>700717652
I teared up a little bit, props man.
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>>700716610
My gf, who has a history of mental illness, once told me she had a dream where she was a flower vase wobbling on the edge of a table. The vase fell off, but just before hitting the floor I grabbed it and put it back on the table, thus saving 'her' from shattering.

Kinda deep and meaningful, since after 2,5 years of dating she's mostly healthy and over her depression, panic attacks and anxiety.
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>>700716610
It feels bigger than it looks
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"How come you're not married? Your penis is the perfect size."
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>>700718498
So, who's the guy?
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Nobody else would help me.
Thanks Shelby
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"Finally, a MAN is here"
"You're gonna make a great dad"
"You're always the only one who makes any sense"
"You're my favorite"
"But like, your a MAN, not a fuckboi"

girls generally love me until it's time for me to fuck them, at which point because I'm so sexually repressed I end up ignoring them into disinterest

I'm like some anime dude whose too cool for girls but its not cool or edgy or romantic being alone its fucking gay and I hate myself, jesus christ i'm so lonely
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>>700717554
My sides
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>>700719609
Yea, just her and him. The teacher was the first hottest.
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>>700716610
YOU CAN PUT YOUR LITTLE PENIS IN MY VAGINA AGAIN WHEN EVER YOU WANT shes deaf so she really said yu cun plut ulr smwa peni ina ny jina gin e eva eww wat
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>>700720000
nice quads
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wtf
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Don't worry you'll have me forever............
It didn't last forever :(
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>>700720000
nice story and get
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>>700720000
Nice quads
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>>700716610
Okay, just the tiiiipppppaaaghghh aaaghghh uuuggghh mmmmmm
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"I'll give you five bucks to kiss me on a snapchat"
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>>700719880
Thanks man. It really is the best thing I've ever done with my life. I feel like she's the reward I tried to turn my life around for years ago, I just didn't know it yet. And now I work to keep it and make her happy. It's the strongest driving force in my life, which I needed. She's a demanding, beautiful blessing.
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>After looking in her notes and finding '100 Reasons why I love Anon' all of them filled out.
"They're all true"
>We broke up and she is now fucking my best friend.
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"Stop saying things like that. I do care, and I do worry about you. I don't care if you think you aren't worth it. That's like saying it's not worth breathing. I love you. Please, just stay with me, even if it's just for a bit longer."

I miss her so much.
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>>700716610
Hell anon, how was your day?
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>>700716610
"Can I put my mouth on you?"
Right before she sucked me off
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>"Baby I've memorized every.. Single.. Inch.. Of your big FAT cock"

mfw most of you anons will never hear that
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>>700717501
>came to /b/ to take mind of break up.
>the feels got me on the first thread.
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>>700716610
"You waited that long for me? D'aww thanks"
In grade 4 I had a crush (Still do) on a girl, I was heavily freindzoned. I waited half an hour for her so we could have our hug before we split ways on our walks home.
>Canadian winter, -20C
>School out at 3:30, got home 4:30 ish
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>>700720537
I'm happy for you, anon.
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>>700719098
Ok, English this time please
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Didnt say IT to me
but to a friend
>i wish anon would write me more often
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>>700720537
women are quicker to say feelsy shit than men
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>>700720805
You creepy sperg
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>>700716610
"you're pretty"
still makes me blush :)
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>>700718089
Thats not compliment you dingus its an invite
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>>700716610
I love you
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>>700716610
I like your personality
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>>700720104
Holy hell are you me? Every bitch I date falls in love with me and that shit turns me right the fuck off
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>>700716610
"You have a magical penis"

Same girl after sex "I feel like a bunch of grapes"
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"Anon, what's wrong?"

"I'm always here for you, even if I move away."

"Anon don't be sad, I'm always going to be your best friend."

"I don't wanna move either, I'm really sorry. Let's just spend today together.

She said that too me 12 years ago, when I was 10. I don't know why I miss her so much to this day.
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kill yourself
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That I was an 8/10. I couldn't take the compliment and called her a liar who is just trying to not be mean. She was a legit 9/10 who I got really fucking close to seducing over a few weeks. At 20 I'm still a kissless virgin. Had 2 similar opportunities in my life with equally beautiful girls. Will forever regret not making a move.
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>>700720228
kek
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Nice sex wise?
"I want you to fuck me bare back and cum in my pussy" - A girl I had no interest in and was a 4/10. I did not do it, because she was crazy and probably wanted me to impregnate her.

"Your really cute, if you dropped 50 pounds I'd totally date you" - A 9/10 in high school who I never had a chance with and thinking back on it, it was really a shallow thing for her to say.
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That if I left immediately she would not press charges.
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>>700716610

"Your balls smell so nice."

Not kidding
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>>700716610
"I like you butt!"
>Chinese masseuse, as she slapped it
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>>700716610
I'm only six but it's ok
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super hot girl (in elementary school) came up and hugged me.
She proceeded to say, "Was a dare"

Nicest thing EVER
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>>700719836
any moar?
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"I think i have found the love of my life... it's you" then few months later she dumped me. Never believe what a bitch says. Women just like to say things even if they dont mean it. And in cases like this where it's too good to be true... I'ts not true.
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>>700716610

My anniversary with my gf is coming up, and around this time of year we tend to get feelsy about it.

We were out to dinner a few days ago, and my gf all of the sudden got all serious and everything, so I asked what was up. And all she did was thank me, for everything. She even made a list.


I'm having a ring made. I think it's finally time.
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>>I'm not real
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>>700719048
kek
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I just want you to cum
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"You're really good at Minecraft"
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>>700716610

"Excuse me, do you have the time?"
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>"You can sit at my table"
>be blind as fuck
>can't find table
>sit with black kids instead
>never go back to cafeteria
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Some nig offered me a text book in class once.
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That she wants to take care of me.
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>>700721936
$h@k3 h@nD$ w1th ¢U¢K$
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won't denounce ya
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>Your Japanese is great!
>You are kindness.
>I think you are shy boy.
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>>700716610
One girl said she needed me and I said that Chad's out toots.
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>>700716610
"I love your cock in my ass."

Maybe not necessarily the nicest, but certainly one of the best things i've ever heard.
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>>700722651

k
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> I love you and I never wanna lose you. Let me be your accompany during this trip called life.
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>>700716610
My sister says your cock is heavenly. I can't resist. I won't tell her if you won't tell her.
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>>700721460
Also

"Anon, you're my only friend right now, and I just wanted to thank you."

"Anon you know I have a crush on you, and even if you don't feel the same way, and you like Amy, I won't give up, and I hope.. never mind."

About a week after my birthday when she told me she had a crush on me. I treated her like shit after that and we didn't talk until then. I regret it every time I think about her.
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"I havent been fucked like thay since grade school"

"Wow youre even bigger than my uncle"
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"Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?"
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>>700716610
I had a Japanese girl tell me I look like Tom Cruise. I don't look anything like Tom Cruise. She's also sucked my cock.
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>>700716610
You are cute or You are my best friend
That's all i been living in this world for 19 years and i didn't even got a nice compliment from a girl
The worst thing is that everysingle girl i know likes me only as a friend
A funny and lonely friend
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>>700716610
"I won't tell anyone what you've done if you let me go. "
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"I love you, son"

right before she sucked me off
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>>700716610

Yes I want to press charges.
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"maybe next time"
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"You're not that bad"
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"You're my spirit animal"
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"Hey"
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"I love you."
Too bad she was lying.
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Walk into class at new school for 11th grade, it was some tiny thing kinda like a private school but less privileged it was called a Christian academy but it was the ghettoest school you'll ever see. There was only about 6 teachers and 4 staff. Entire school was black except one jewish lady that tought the preschoolers. I was white and as soon as the teacher introduced me and told me where to sit almost all the chicks were saying stuff about me, basically reverse cat-calling. Was the best feeling ever because at the time i had shit self esteem and no confidence. Just graduated from there a few months ago. Fucked 3 of the girls and a teacher. All except one i did in the school bathroom. According to them all i had a "massive dick"
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I don't remember a girl ever complimenting me on anything not sex related. Feels bad tbh.
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>>700721936

seems clingy and obsessive. break up before it's too late
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>>700721936
I'm happy for you, /b/ro.
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>>700716610
Well, i remember this only because it happened a few days ago.

If Anon would ever candidate for president, i'd choose him.

The topic wasn't even politics at that moment.
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>>700716610
CUM INSIDE ME!
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"OMG YOUR PENIS IS SO SMALL AND HAIRY BUT I LIKE YOU SO I'LL KEEP YOU AROUND LMAO BYE"
She didn't keep me around.
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I dated a girl once that was addicted to cum, so pretty much everything she said to me was the nicest thing I'd ever heard.

>"can i suck your cock yet?"
>"i want to taste your cum"
>"pull it out and throat fuck me"


at the time thought i'd stay with her forever but her dad ended up passing from cancer and she moved across the country to be with her siblings and mom and never came back. it was good while it lasted
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>>700717652
You're retarded.
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"Thanks for doing the dishes, knew i could count on you" ~ mom
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>>700716610
"be useful for once and get me some goddamn cigarettes, you fucking faggot." my mother was a nice lady.
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>>700716851
I'm sorry she never came, anon.
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I never consented to this
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"Can I rub against your warm spot daddy?" -some random chick online
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>>700717344
pics and we'll believe you
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I do
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>>700723640
>I was white

What happened?
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>>700716610
Yes, I will eat your ass.
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"I love you." "Why didn't you say it back?"
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"You're desensitized and deranged. I want you."
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"I want a divorce"
j/k, I'm still sick over it
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>>700717659
stop talking to women when they're eating, you faggot
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>kim was her name
>I was in her room after school
>long legs
>little waist
>yet she was a little slow from the fall in the winter of '09
>obviously I wouldnt do anything with her because I am her father
>unable to control myself
>reach for her sweet spot
>slam her face into the pillow
>even if i wanted to stop, i couldnt
>leave her there for her mother to find her
>fantastic to see how disgusting you are for reading this

MFW when you read the first letter of each sentence
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>>700724328
Shit, didn't even notice that. Kek
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I had a fun time today
>only date I had with her
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>>700719618
fag
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>>700724502
Eh, law of averages says you're better off. Look at it as a new chance
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>>700716610

"We can still be friends."
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>>700716610
>"SUP ANON! OMG we havent talked in so long!!! *she hugs me* I've been thinking about you alot, i even told my mom about how funny you were"
I stopped talking to her because we switched seats in class and i was too beta to go over and talk to her :(
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>>700724328
once you go black..
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"I believe in you, you're going to be a great therapist one day"

>tfw i remember trying not to cry because it meant a lot to me
>tfw I gave up on that dream to have a more realistic career path
>tfw I went to prom with her and there was a mutual lack of interest
>tfw hated high school and it was my best years
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>>700718174
me 2 anon, me 2
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>>700719098
That's fucking nasty.
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>>700723858
Whole page in and NO ONE has said this yet? WTF! There's nothing more intimate than a girl letting u cum inside her.
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>>700716610
Your dick is so big brother
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>>700725138
we dont want you back
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>>700723698

We're both obsessive and clingy autists who met in therapy.
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>>700723999
this
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>>700725155
>"I gave up on that dream to have a more realistic career path"
>it sounds like you should be telling this to a shrink
>you'll be telling a shrink that it's unrealistic to become a shrink
It's never too late, anon.
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>>700720228
Pretty goddamn romantic, dude.
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>>700716610
"What are you looking at?"
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Mom was wrong, your dick doesn't taste like vinegar.
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>If I weren't gay you'd be my soulmate

I can laugh it off now but shit did it hurt.
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>>700716610
I love you.

Pretty brutal too cos I dumped her ass after 2 weeks and she cried like a baby for like 2 days.
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>>700725571
Only chicks better than this are the old ones with Parkinson's and dementia... Awesome hand jobs and they forget about you 10 mins after you leave.
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>>700721460
Don't let it bother you, she doesn't even remember you.
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>>700716610
"I like you. But sometimes you scare me"

;_;
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>>700716610
"You know i am just here for the sex right?"

>bitch broke my hearth
>then i fucked her
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>>700716610
I won't call the police this time, but don't do that again
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>>700716610

Yes
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>>700716610
"Thanks that I can trust you anon "
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"I like you but you're too good to me."
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>>700725589
Don't get cocky, I've been told this too. Some of mine were even followed by "creep!" And "take a picture. It'll last longer!"

>oh, I did, baby
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>>700716610
Nothing. I'm not an abusive supermodel, so I can't get the time of day from a female...
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>>700725821
I didn't even fuck her. Apparently she still wants me to this day. Feelsbadman.
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My mom told me i'm a handsome little man once. Does that count?
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>>700716610
either 'yes i do' or 'you are going to be a daddy'
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>>700716610
"I wish my boyfriend did the things you do."
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>talking to females in 2016
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>>700719560
lol niggers
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"you should eat my friend out" closest I came to a 3way.
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I'm gonna rape you
no kidding rofl she was cute too vhxbhsgsbsdk
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>>700716610
Ri Rike Ru
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>>700725558
Its more about money than it is anything else. I'm just deathly afraid of any debt, that's why im using financial aid to go to a community school.
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>>700716610
"Lol your cock looks like mini Darth Vader
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>>700721054
Manipulative bitches they are
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Well, it's not the smallest I've ever seen
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"I really want to have anal sex with you"
>and we did
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>>700720807
>>700720537

Oops, wait, I read that wrong.
I thought it said "She is my best fucking friend"
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20$ for the night
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>>700726992
Whatever.. I would never try pegging
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May I? (Wipes booger off my nose)
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>>700716610
"you're kind of big"
but most anons are lucky to get i love you
unless its their mothers...
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>>700722462
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>>700717756
I think pregnant women's belly buttons pop out further than that in all honesty
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>>700716610
I was down in the dumps and my very close friend said "you have no idea the prescience you bring into a room, people are always so glad to have you around. Not only are you great conversation but you turn heads when you walk past people, I've seen it."
Cried for an hour after hearing that lol
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>>700727580
I loved this
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>>700722815
Oh hey, blue lotus. Nice.
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If you didn't remind me of my ex i'd date you.....yeah she got back him not long after....
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>>700716610
"I could imagine worse things than having your baby" after the condom broke. It was sweet, but she was a little crazy.
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Irl? "give me a hug" *kisses guy sitting next to her*
Online? "ily" *cheats*
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"Don't kill yourself, please!" Thanks mom.
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>>700723285
Stop being a faggot.
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You're really nice, but you should stay away from me. :D
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>>700716610
"You are scrumptious"
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>>700716610
ITT:15 year olds make up a story of how a girl said some anime tier cringey shit and then sucked them off
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>>700717344
5.5 inch dick here who has had a chick go on and on about how big my dick is so I wouldn't read to much unto it
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>>700723285
assert your dominance
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>>700716610
You remind me of Sheldon from Big Bang Theory.
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"You're the perfect boyfriend."
Followed by...
"And that's why I can't be with you. We never fight. You never get upset with me. It's like you have no passion. You're just...nice."

She was right. :(
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>>700716610
>> Be me, 19
>> Just married
>> First time doing anal with wife on honeymoon
>> Being extra careful
>> Anonette says, "Keep pushing, it'll fit"
>> Fit and is amazing
>> She cries
>> Never do anal again
And that's the nicest thing a girl has ever said to me.
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>>700728139

No dude, shes a fucking nutcase. Good thing shes gone.
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you're not as bad as your reputation led me to believe
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>>700724550
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>>700728139

Next time give a girl some feedback on stuff. Act like an asshole or prepare to lose alot more girlfriends.
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>>700716610
sure we can do a three way with my sister
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Asked a girl out in high school about two years ago and rather than say no she just said, "I would but I don't really date." As far as I know she still hasn't dated anyone.
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>>700716610
wow it's so big
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>>700728012
im 6 inches (which is decent, right?) but my ex gf thought that AVERAGE SIZE was 8 inches. Called me tiny a few times before i dumped her on the curb. Bitch.
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>>700728648
I knew a girl like that once. I was fucking in love with her. It was pathetic. Finally asked her out, and she said she liked me too, but couldn't date. I thought she meant she wasn't allowed to. Turns out she didn't like being close to or affectionate with people because she'd been abused. I wanted to kill the mother fucker who ruined her that way.
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>>700728716
turbo thot
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>>700716610
My wife said fuck my face last night.
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"You are weird"
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"You have really long legs; you'd be really pretty if you were a girl"
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>>700728716
pretty much my experience, best gf ever but told me about her ex with a third leg (im 7.5) it haunts me still (this was 6 months ago...)
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>>700716610
"Inside me. All of it."
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Do whatever you have to do to make yourself cum

I went total dry anal. still jack off to it
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>>700728848
That's a shame. Do you know if she's doing okay now?
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>>700716610

An involuntary "Oh god" mid coitus while scratching the shit out of my thigh.
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>>700723077
fite club
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>>700729269
Last I heard about her, she'd moved to some place near Seattle and was teaching elementary school. I don't know if she ever dated. I hope she did though. She was such a sweet person.
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>>700728848
I understand dude, she was like that but without the abuse part. It sucks but it's definitely better than them bluntly hitting you with a no in my opinion. I went home that night feeling a bit more confident since I learned that someone like her would date me if she could.
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>>700717420
That bitch was lyin
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>>700717179
>fuck of freak
A group of freaks is called a fuck.
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I want a divorce.
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This one girl told me she wishes she was a much better person so she could date me and feel right about it. She was a knock out guys, she wasn't a very good friend but she knew who she was and who I was. I wish something happened but it didn't.
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You saved me, you're my angel
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You make me smile a lot
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>>700717652
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You have really nice teeth.
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>>700716610
"I'm only doing it because I like being with you"
little did she know my guy friends appreciated me more and also she was cheating on me.
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Asks me if I was Satan ...
Don't know where that came from
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>>700729451
That's a good feeling, man. Hope you can translate that into an actual relationship some day.
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>>700717554
fucking kek
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>>700717652
Came here to post this

Cheers partner!
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>>700716610
Shut up,! Your gonna make me cum in my panties
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"Your cum doesnt taste that bad"
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>I love you
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let me tell you something, young mang son, if a girl said something nice to you, you are the bitch season
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>>700725157
Me 3 anon...feels real bad man
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One day you're going to make someone else very happy.

;_;
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>>700723522
This a gf of 3 years told me this when I was fishing for a compliment like a fag. I've had other girls like 3 in my life tell me I'm cute but my gf of 3 years never did
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I'm in love with you
How you always are so punctual :^)
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>>700730000
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"I love you. You're always on my mind."
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>>700721720

now that i think about it i'm pretty sure mary was impregnated by an alien scientist in some kind of hybrid breeding program
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>>700716610
That was so good next time ill let you fuck me for half off.
>she let me too was a good day
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"Jesus fucking christ"
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"You're lucky I'm not calling the police, asshole."
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>>700727281
>Pic related.
But I'm also disgusted, because she is a landwhale and the horrible smell of certain condoms
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>>700716610
I do
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>>700720104
same here i used to be interested in trying to find a chick to be with these days i just jerk off and not give a shit even if a chick is into me
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You'll be the best -my mom 2014
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>>700716610
Daddy make me cum
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>>700716610
"I just had my breakfast"
After swallowing my load
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>>700716610
Is it in?
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Cyka blyat
Hope i was kidding
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>I'm glad you still find me attractive!
>I thought you might be getting it from someone else.
>If you are getting it from someone else, I'll just have to try harder....
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>>700726962
I've had from a gf of 3 years (same one I talked about above) tell me well it's not big but at least it's not a pencil dick
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>>700721936
if she has a list she'll expect you to notice every tiny movement she makes too. keep away anon.
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