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>>700706656
That's pretty gay.
Tell me what's wrong with my brain
Cause I seem to have lost it.
cool
stop this fucking gay threads
>tfw you will never be knotted by a fat canine cock
>>700711063
Bad Dragon can help
What's the name for shota in furry porn not Cubs that's to baby like.
>>700711063
>implying it hasn't happened already
night shift pet shelter employees represent
u jealous bro?
>>700709065
>Not fucking gays
>2016
>>700712156
>>700712151
Film it next time.
>>700713374
sexy
There's 4 furry threads so I'll ask in this one.
I've never jacked off to furry porn, but today I'm willing to give it a try.
What's the best furry porn video / animation?
>>700713633
>tfw hips larger than chest and as wide as my shoulders
am i meant to become a femboy?
>>700711500
Fuck yeah it can
>>700713785
>>700714014
>>700713944
>baby bearing hips
Let me impregnate that boi pucci
>>700714160
>>700714443
Off by one.
>>700714530
>>700713967
Damn looks pretty nice!
>>700714729
>>700714826
>>700714987
>>700714783
I'm looking to get my first bad dragon toy. Not sure what to get.
>>700715128
>>700715360
>>700715244
Large tail stretcher. By far the best anal trainer on the site. Other than that, Rex. The knot is great.
>>700715627
>>700713374
Everyone loves Snarf's booty.
tell me lies
tell me sweet little lies
zaryss i like you
>>700715244
Well the only one I have is Nova the breeder, pic related.
Its amazing.
thank you for lying to me
now i can die happy
>>700716497
Tell me Skies
Tell me sweet little Skies
odds order pizza
evens don't
>>700717552
deal
i won't order pizza either way
Anyone like ass to mouth? I love it. Who has stories?
I want a chance from bad dragon so badly but I have zero experience and zero money
Fugg
You suck, Zaryss.
i changed my mind anyways
just ordered a large pizza with feta, sausage and bacon with extra cheese
you're supposed to lie to him nibi
>>700717075
Bonsoir anon, ça va?
Im not playing your games.
>>700718300
Ouais toi?
but these games are fun
it's just a song
Sean Murray, Todd Howard and Pete Hines all tell me enough lies every day in the first place
You suck too, demos.
Your games are shit.
no
This is why I agree with Donald Trump when he says, "Autism is an epidemic everywhere"
>>700719001
I sincerely agree.
>>700718406
Bien et toi?
De France ou du Quebec?
autism speaks
>>700719001
Never gettin laid cus autistic.
>>700715681
>>700717075
I'm deciding between bumblehooves, austin, rex, or razor.
les quebecois sont fous
any comics?
^ hope so
>>700719878
What do I get in return?
>>700713689
if youre looking for gfur, then check jasonafex and his games / anims
>>700720082
What are you, gay?
>>700720240
Im told I dont have a sexuality because im a virgin.
hi freklz
>>700716497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8
noko fix your fucking website
cc: stairs
hi zaryss
hi nibi
hi eisen
>>700721483
how are you
hi freklz
odds fap
evens sleep
hi freklz
>>700719544
Ah bon?
hi demos
>>700721545
pretty okay
I had a brief burst of motivation today so I did some coding
just a couple simple challenges online though
>>700721882
i'm not the guy you were originally talking to and my french is pretty rusty, but yeah, they're crazy
Dont say hi to me.
ok
>>700721939
well that's always better than nothing at all, right?
i think that's a good thing.
good evening sweet prince
>>700722111
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>700722020
But how are they crazy? :l
my RA sent out his first mass email and he's a fucking fag
>>700722188
it is
>>700710231
10/10 would have to send to dry cleaners afterwards
>>700719001
That's ironic, seeing as how Trump's probably autistic.
you can tell just by the email?
that can't be the good kind of gay
and this EMAIL that I really need to SEND right now is STUCK in my OUTBOX
I HATE EMAIL
my mom still refers to texts as emails sometimes
emails on the way out anyways
no it's not
Sure Ill dump some.
his email said that one of his hobbies is "reading motivational books"
and that "we push ourselves to be our best selves each day"
that's a homo
also any male who voluntarily chooses to be an RA for any reason that isn't free housing is instantly suspicious
>>700722676
oh no stop instantly there's something about your porn I disagree with morally or on a preferential basis and you are more than likely a raging homosexual
>>700710231
sauce?
>>700722828
anyone know this artists name?
>>700722969
Google worked on it just fine m8.
oh good he's a humanist too
really hit the lottery with this one. i bet he'll knock on your door to invite you to bible studies
>>700722775
>>700722775
>>700722775
>>700722775
this
it's like asking for a 24/7 job
and his smile has way too much gums
fuck that
red flag
>>700722320
i am happy for you
>>700722281
well to start off i'm not saying all of them are, just 90% of the ones I met from my time in Quebec. they are rude and lacking manners, i was actually discriminated against for speaking English to my friend that I went with in a smaller town that mostly only had people speaking French
FUCKING GROSS
How does he do his hair? If he's got short sides and long on top then it's guaranteed
make his life hell
that's what we did to our RA sophomore year
i'm trying to avoid searching his name on facebook another time because my profile will pop up in his recommended friends section
use a fake facebook account
i'm more worried about not being able to fucking email my boss
I drove my RA absolutely insane, I was drinking most of the time in her class.
>>700723466
how
one botnet account is enough zaryss
>>700721435
>>700721435
>>700721435
>>700721435
mine doesn't work either because noko can't get his shit together
>/g/ botnet meme
>>700723794
OUTRAGEOUS
because you definitely can't ignore a friend request
maybe try sending the email to another address that belongs to you and then forward it
>People still use facebook.
>>700723256
Oh. That's strange. I'm from France and all Canadian French people I know are really nice and one even prefer when I talk english with him.
>denying that facebook is a botnet
it's not even speculation, it's literally a fact
>>700723855
all male RAs are fags btw
oh i'm not denying it
i'm just saying it's a great meme
>>700723619
class?
>>700723631
being generally loud and obnoxious, taking over the common room (which was right next to the dorms) pretty much every day, drinking in the dorms to the point of throwing up in the hall
it's not a meme though
>>700723957
mine last year was a cool aloof jock that stayed out of everyone's way
and he was hot
>>700724049
all jocks are fags too, though
everything is a meme just as everything is a botnet
>>700723910
it's probably just a small town thing
>>700724090
o-oh
NS is working fine, get gud
>>700723917
true
>>700723957
false
>>700723882
true
>>700724034
we had a freshmen interest group class thing we had to go to that she ran.
it was awful
my RAs have only been black girls so far
>mfw /g/ is actually a botnet itself
>the dorms
his room*
imagesync, not NS you dummy
>mfw imagesync is a botnet
terrance is a botnet
>>700724132
oh god how absolutely fucking horrible
all we had to do was like an hour seminar on sex and partying
>>700724167
dear God, how horrifying
>>700724423
I think we had one of those too, but we were drunk, so that was a thing
>>700724531
LOL
>he knows
i know everything
>>700724531
she's been fun to say the least
left me alone and didn't try to talk to me if i passed by.
just like how people should be
>tfw eisen is omniscient
>not being omniscient in 2016
how do i become omnisent
>>700724634
we were really drunk, a lot of the time, I think we went something of three weeks of drinking then realized that was probably not healthy for us
>>700724762
tbh, she probably doesnt give a damn what you lot do. Just as long as you dont get into her cocoa butter lotion or weaves, youll be fine.
Can you be omniscient if you're a virgin?
>>700725050
that was basically my last 3 years at college
we didn't ease off til we graduated
>>700725178
yeah
Yes.
But not you, Nibi.
>>700725178
cr1tikal thinks so, so obviously
also see this >>700725244
>>700725215
we were belligerent, i have tapered off a lot since then. I just like the peace of mind without the booze and the gains I get from the gym are nice too.
>>700725484
yeah definitely a healthier lifestyle
freklz agree with this>>700725244
if you guys are omniscient
whats my favorite color
>>700709699
does anyone have more bambi?
I don't
>an encrypted connection to your mail server is not available
fucking stab me
>>700725673
purple
>>700725642
dyel bro?
>>700725673
Osomatsu
>>700725825
n-no
>>700725768
Agree with >>700725244
Or im going to get pissed.
>>700726156
why?
it will be ok eisen
when does your boss need the email
hopefully not by midnight tonight right
>>700725825
>>700725982
N
some time between now and september 30
but i would like to do it NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>700725987
I know you dont, ill get you to do it one day though
>>700726211
Because you're wither with me or with the terrorists.
And no one is with me.
>>700726334
hopefully
>>700726368
I am with you
do your email later and come do me instead
>>700726464
Getting angry
>>700726565
alright, alright, jeez
>>700726403
if created a workout for you and found you a gym, would you go?
>>700726892
probs not
I'd need someone to physically drag me out of my bed each day
my sister was real good at that
Good, now agree with kaldis who agreed with demos.
Who Eisen who also agrees with.
k
