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Just got back from 4 weeks in America. I've now spent 2 months in total in America, and can safely say I'm happy to never go back. Your country is populated by niggers. Not just black niggers, but white niggers. You are one big shit stain of a country.

Here are some of my learnings:

>Americans are polite and courteous, but are not friendly or kind. Like they've been taught from a young age to say excuse me and please, but don't know how to show genuine empathy to other people.
>the most unfriendly group of people in America are white males from 18-35.
>US women are bat-shit boring. They fall into one of three categories - consumer driven airheads (thr biggest group), political zealots, uninformed do gooders.
>Americans are political zealots.
>my Brazilian friends understood my English better than your average American.
>as soon as someone speaks with an accent, Americans lose all respect.
>America still uses 1c coins for some stupid reason. I ended up just throwing down fistfuls of them onto the street.
>Americans identify cultural diversity by what US state they originate from "oh I'm from Maryland", or "I'm from new England" like that's supposed to mean something - you're an American as far as anyone else is concerned. No one cares.
>I had to give a tip to a girl who forgot to bring me a beer, bring us an iced tea, bring us a side of potato, brought me meat cooked ad medium rare when I ordered medium, and who rolled her eyes when someone at my table asked the price of something. When we tipped below the recommended 15% minimum she refused to acknowledge us as we left, even as we said bye to her. We had to pay for that service.....
>las Vegas is the US in a nutshell. Cultureless, classless but a shit ton of money. I love the way Americans use their money to try to recreate 2000 year old cultural icons. It's so tacky you have to laugh

Sure there are some exceptions. There are some really great, top notch Americans, but they're in the minority
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Whatever, go back to your shithole of a country and never come back.
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Cant think of anything to refute, pretty top notch man
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>>700704334

I'm already back in my country and have no intention of ever returning to your shit hole.

You're s political zealot, who has no real actual evidence to support your idea that you're "the greatest".
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>>700703690
>talks shit about the USA
>is a filthy, favela dwelling Brasileiro
ahahahahahahahahahaha eat shit you dirty little nigger
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>>700704631

Im not Brazilian. I met with some Brazilians while in the US.

Typical American. Doesn't read and jumps to conclusions that they fill with delusions usually orientated around "muh freedums"
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>>700703690
its great here...where did you visit?
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>>700704887
You're just mad that you're not allowed to own guns in your rathole you call a country. The slime from decomposing fish has more worth than you, shitskin.
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>>700704542
That's nice. At least now we know that Brazil will never have the chance to fuck up a worldwide sports event again after the World Cup debacle and the Olympics shit-show.
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>>700703690

I like the way OP doesn't say where he is from due to the inevitable shit parade the americans will rain upon his shitty country.

>OP is a faggot.
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Why did you tip her? Why are these fast food peasant workers so entitled to my money? If they do a bad job then they dont get shit from me. Go get a real degree to get a real job instead of some shit like women studies or geography
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>>700705024

Spent three weeks in ny - most of that time in East village. About 2 weeks in LA - most of that time around Santa Monica and Venice. About a week in Vegas. About a week in San Diego. About a week in Reno. And a few days in other places like DC, San Fran etc.
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>>700703690

So where are you from?
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>>700704542
>who has no real actual evidence to support your idea that you're "the greatest".
Strongest military, highest GDP, most pervasive culture.
You know why people say Americans have no culture? Because they were raised with our culture in all their movies and shows.
Fuck off and never come back, monkey.
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>>700705541
Explains most of it. Come out to the country.
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>>700705501

Because the gates of hell open up if you don't tip in the US. You tip low for reeeally bad service. Go figure
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>>700703690
Gratz, you've visited one of the largest countries in the world for a grand total of 2 months!

Now you can generalize the entirety of the population as if you have any idea of what you're talkin' about.
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>>700705596

Consumerism does not equal culture
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>>700705316

This
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>>700705825
It does, though.
We create and then consume what we've created.
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Op is a sand nigger
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>>700703690
Jesus Christ, New England isn't a state you psycho. It's a regional name for a small group of states in the Northeast section of the country.
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>>700703690
Whatever BR zerglord
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>>700705596

You mean you Christian cucks have learned to suck Jewish cock in the US because they're the ones who really own all that gdp over there
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>>700705541
So big cities are your entire experience. Try small towns next time, dumbass. Big cities are the worst places to live.
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>>700706212

Who cares
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>>700703690
>It's so tacky you have to laugh
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>>700705552
I am from Scotland
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>>700703690
Trump is going to use your shitty country for nuclear testing faggot.
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>>700706490
AHAHAHAHA
AHAHA
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>>700705761

I've probably seen more of your country, and the world, than you have. So yeah, I got some right to make assessments.
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>>700706490

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xH0xorgUoI
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>>700705596
>strongest military

After spending bazillions of dollars which just increases the debt

>highest gdp

Thanks to sandnigger oil

>pervasive culture

What culture? Cowboys and indians? Obese people? Guns?
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>>700706490

Not OP
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>>700703690
>las Vegas is the US in a nutshell.
So wtf were you doing there, doofus? Plenty of other places to visit that aren't unabashedly ueber-materialistic.
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>>700705541
Imo America is a country full of fags and retards, too.
But in like every country the bigger city's are shitholes
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>>700706623
You're full of it. You've seen a bunch of cities. People are always assholes in the city.
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>>700703690
American living in the deep south.

100℅ accurate. Hell I'd critique us harder than you did.

This country is shit, Mostly due to a mostly white cultureless self important population of ignorant undereducated air heads.
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>>700706490
sure Fairguss, let's see ya fuck a coople of sheep
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>>700706490
Scotland trash county that produces people luke Mel Gibson
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>>700706885
You're black or some shit, aren't you.
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>>700706885

I think I need to visit the south next time. If there is a next time.
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>>700706885
Seattlefag here
Couldn't get me to come down there for all the hush puppies in Hot Lanta. Though that might be tempting.
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>>700706982
I'm not Scotty boy, but fuck you Mel Gibson rules.
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>>700706992
Very very white.
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>>700707101
not after he went batshit crazy m8
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OP seems to be the only non-retarded faggot on this thread
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>>700703690
Feel free to return to your shithole and never defile our great country again
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>>700706982
>bait jpg.
>Mel Gibson
>Scottish
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>>700706982
He was born in the US though
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>>700703690
>as soon as someone speaks with an accent, Americans lose all respect.
I knew this was bullshit the second i read it. Not only do americans like accents, you will actually get preferencial treatment because of it. This thread is bullshit and you should buy a shot gun with a toe trigger attachment
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>>700707071
I actually live just north of Atlanta
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>>700706683
>What culture?
The culture the rest of the world imports from the US, and enjoys, including YOUR COUNTRY faggot
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>>700707388
do you have an accent?
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>>700707359
>>I literally just made this shit up to disagree with op

Go find a safe space elsewhere cunt.
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ITT: salty Americans crying greasy tears
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>>700707476
Nah, I from VA. Accent there is very neutral American.
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>>700705316

he is from ausland, I can tell from his stupid penny attitude.
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>>700706683

>After spending bazillions of dollars which just increases the debt

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/scotland-almost-15-billion-in-debt-and-its-deficit-is-almost-twice-as-large-as-the-uk-as-a-whole-say-a6921381.html

>Thanks to sandnigger oil

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-06-10/u-s-ousts-russia-as-world-s-top-oil-gas-producer-in-bp-report

>What culture? Cowboys and indians? Obese people? Guns?

Remind me again what Scottish culture consists of? A pregnant 13 year old heroin addicts?
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>>700707359

Hahaha. Sadly not. I would ask/order something and when they couldn't understand a form of English that doesn't sound like their own, they'd usually respond with a condescending "Excuse me?!"
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>>700707413
Could you offer 3 examples?
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You go to America for work and money. I was born in Europe, came to Canada then moved to the states. It's not a country strictly founded on culture. Happy to say, I love the United States and always will
If you don't like it, fuck off back to whatever rock you crawled out of OP.
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>>700703690
>Amerifag here
I agree with you everybody is become self entitled and lazy I grew up in a small town and then move down to Florida it sucks
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>>700707674
He probably had to get back home so he could fuck his kangaroos. Understandable.
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>>700703690
KEK. You Scotts are to busy having the Queen wipe your ass to know any different
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You don't have to tip for shit service you know
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>>700707765
movies, music, fashion?

Just off the top of my head? Tell me your cultural shit is that in demand. It isn't.
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>>700706885
>white
>bad
Fuck off, nigger.
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>>700707799

Happy to do it.

I'll bet you're one of those fags who enjoy telling friends and family "back home" that you're a bug boy now because you love and work in the US. Which impreddes them because their idea of the US is informed by bullshit media and movies. If they had half an idea of what the practical realities of living there were they'd probably feel sorry for you.
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>>700705596
>Strongest military,
ass kicked by little guys in Nam, USSR would fucking destroy you.

highest GDP,
highest national debt in the world, 19 trillion and climbing
http://www.usdebtclock.org/

most pervasive culture.
Kek, culture..everything dumbed down to the lowest common denominator, food, guns and sex.
You have absolutely nothing to be proud of!
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>>700708174
>Kek
if only we had a dollar for everytime you use our American words
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>>700707951
Star Wars remakes, Rihanna and Jayden Smith.. you must be proud
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>>700703690
Then fuck off back to Brazil with your Branglish-speaking friends you infected favela whore.
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>>700708169
Move to Canada then. Ignorant people. Muslims and White trash everywhere. Over taxing. I'm doing well down here faggot
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>>700708325
This has to be bait.. right?
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>>700708401
Don't watch that shit
sorry you do
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>>700705951
Eat, then create shit, then eat shit.
Eating shit = culture
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>>700708558
Kek was forged in America. Yes. How is that bait, exactly?
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>>700708325
What are you even on about America retard?
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>>700705541
You're lucky you didn't visit VA for me this place is 10x worse than any fucking 3rd world country
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>>700705541
made the same experience in miami too.
most of all your first point how americans only SEEM to be nice but actually are not.
and i thought since the US makes so much jokes about europe being overun by sandniggers there should be somewhat the equal amount of blacks around. boy was i suprised. its overun.
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>>700708563
Provide alternatives instead of being a fuckboy and trying to insult me
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>>700708325
Kek is fucking from wow -.-
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>>700703690
Your math doesnt add up ,eurofag. You mean North america?
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>>700708647
"Kek" belongs to us. Pay up Britbong.
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>>700708325
>if only we had a dollar for everytime you use our American words
Damn, you just proved everything I just said, fucking unreal, and you are too fucking dumb and arrogant to see it!
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>>700703690
I'm amazed at how the mildest correct criticism of America results in shitposting, American here
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>>700706490
What does Scotland contribute to society besides Heroin addicts and welfare
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>>700703690
As an American who has lived abroad for years before, I have to agree with what you're saying. Everything plus more you haven't said. It's why I'm in such a hurry to leave this place for good.

>Also, American nationalism is an oxymoron
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>>700708730
Why should I "provide" shit? The US is the lead in the television and motion picture industry.

Face it.
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>>700708734
And WOW is from Irvine, CA. American. All the best vids come from here.
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Random Eufagg passing by :
I can't tell what 99% of americans are, but i have several american friends, and i talk with them daily, they are all aged beetween 16 and 28. Most of them say niggers, and leftist cucktards are the problem.
I don't really get the hate towards american culture, it didt even had 300 years to make something to be proud of, so they get their culture from their lifestyle, which is basicly all about buying useless shit, and enjoying life until they can. ( Before the shit food gives them cancer, or they run out of money to pay for healtcare)
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>>700708872
Go back to selling apples in the subway faggot.
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>>700703690
OP obviously went to the ghetto-ass piece of shit east coast.
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>>700703690
ok

what country are you from op
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>>700708174

The internet was created out of american military technology, as was gps, transonic jet airliners, nylon, duct tape. And finally when military historians or amateur military buffs play the "who was the best military in history" game, it's pretty much a consensus that the one area the US military has been better at than any armed force in history is logistics.
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>>700708120
Theres nothing wrong with being white. That isn't the problem.

American whites just breed self entitled man babies and evil fucking shrews that think they're fucking better than everyone who isn't white, or isn't American. Theres a pervasive nationalistic superiority complex about them.

It's not race related, and purely a product of the racial cast system. America was effectively an apartheid states for the vast majority of its existence.
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>>700703690
Hmmm yea lots of places like that but it's not a good generalization of each state. Yes each state is like a different country but not really, hard to explain. I'm in NY people are way more tolerant there due to the mass diversity and at the same time not. There is lots of ignorance in this country, brainwashed, demoralized, dumbed down and indictrinated to be this retarded. Propaganda is very strong here and you have witnessed its powers. Non the less there are some decent people here. Take your experience with a grain of salt
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>>700709272
He said "Scotland"
pay attention
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>>700709373

I'm op and I'm not from Scotland
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>>700703690
Lmao omg I know right? This is deffo America! It's hilarious that they look down at ppl with an accent but like hello bitch obviously I am ahead of you if i am bilingual and yes white ppl here are garbage. I hope trump wins so he can finish this shit hole
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>>700709452
Then where
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>>700708325
You nearly had me dude.
>American words
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>>700709040
My point is; you're exporting cancer by the bucket fulls.. Therefore im asking what culture? C-CULTURE ?! WE SELL IT ALL ALL THE CULTURE WE'RE THE BEST AT CULTURE

America is the /b/ of all the countries
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>>700709452
OK so which shitty country are you from so we can e-mail Trump to bomb it his first day in the White House.?
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>>700709220
Speaking of healthcare, it's not considered a 'right' in this country.
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>>700703690
You just called Mexico, Canada, USA, Brazil, Cuba, and every other country in South America a "typical American".
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>>700705129
Here we can see the typical butthurt American, all those Americans tears are so sweet
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>>700709356

Absolutely. I met some really amazing people while I was there. Very friendly, genuine and helpful. Don't get me wrong I'm not saying everyone I'm the US fits into these categories, just that most do.
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>>700709564
It's not b8. America is literally the wellspring for video game technology in the 21st century. "Kek" is ours.
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>>700708174
>Nam
We dropped out of Nam, we didn't lose.
The war was Commie Nam against Capitalist Nam.
Hippies made us leave Nam, so Commies won.
We didn't lose, the Vietnamese lost.
Your other points are too stupid to address.
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>>700709731
Must. Not. Bite.
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>>700708938
>correct
But it's not correct.
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ITT: butthurt Americans
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>>700709567
More like someone in your neighborhood is dumb enough to buy the shit culture.

And how am "I" exporting it? It's capitalism. A system your country benefits from as well Mr High & Mighty.
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>>700709731

... Did you actually just try to claim the US as being the genesis of video games? Over Japan?
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>>700703690
>Americans identify cultural diversity by what US state they originate from "oh I'm from Maryland", or "I'm from new England" like that's supposed to mean something - you're an American as far as anyone else is concerned. No one cares.
It does matter. This country is vastly different depending on what region you go to.
For instance California has a lot of chinks, Louisiana doesn't have as many chinks. Therefore the all aspects of culture have wide to narrow variation between these two states.
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>>700709891
"Kek" is a word out of American culture. You must really be easily baited. Water's wet, too.
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>>700708938
(Not OP here)
I'd say being raised in a system that doesn't say anything besides "you're superb" (in any way imaginable) makes you a selfish person. Kinda like with kids that don't hear "no, you can't", so if somebody does that, eventually, they want to beat that person to a pulp. No respect, no restraints, just a ton of belief of self-superiority while a quite big percent of people don't even know that ie. Europe is not a country and can mistake "Hungary" for "hungry".
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American here. Yeah its a terrible place, never come here from your wonderful and superior country and if you are here and don't like it, leave asap please, because you deserve that
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cry more, op
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>>700709957
We created Videogames, the Japanese just jumped on.
Anyway, Japs are honorary Americans, after we practically built their country from the ground up.
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>>700710028

The fact you believe this to be true reinforces OPs point.

While there may be cultural differences, they are so minute compared to actual, real world cultural differences
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>>700710040
>culture

again with that word
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>>700709957
Yeah, pretty much. Nintendo is really the only exception. And it's based on American culture.
Sorry, faggot.
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>>700710040
That's it, i'm taking the b8 /b/ros.
Kek is an abbreviation similar to lol, first used in the korean SC2 community.
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>>700705129
Literally who mentioned guns
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>>700709541

Gotta disagree, Hispanics mainly mexicans and puerto ricans are typically somewhat bilingual and are fucking retarded from my experiences so if have to say that doesnt matter.
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>>700710280
Look, faggot you've been owned with your free lesson in US culture. Speak not of this again.
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>>700703690
this fucking bait.

How could so many people eat up this half assed bait.
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>>700710211
Our states are bigger than your countries, so yeah it does matter quite a bit.
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>>700710167

>force-fed political opinions in school
>opinion mistaken for fact

Typical American detected.
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>>700703690
>2016
>Thinking U.S. is good.
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>>700710386
>owned

k, sparky - enjoy your circle-jerk.
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>>700710342
it doesn't predate WOW
come on
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>>700710211
There's a bigger cultural difference between Texas and Minnesota than Minnesota and the above Canadian province, or between Australia and New Zealand.
All Anglosphere cultures are just mutations of English culture.
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>>700710211
Are you fucking gay? I wasn't saying fags from other countries should care, i was saying there are notable differences no matter how small.
It even ties into how OP says we're all disingenuous in empathy, people from the south are usually super fucking nice, where as people from Jersey are cunts.
It doesn't not matter fuckboi.
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ITT
>Americans getting BTFO about their 'culture'
>calls it b8 because they can't refute it or simply shoot OP
boy, oh boy
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I heard that this is the thread to discuss the glorious European master race
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>muricans actually feeling so insecure they feel the need to argue with some random anon's opinion

Ironic that this is why the world hates yanks. Butthurt over subjective criticism.
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>>700710662
Your country is very likely a shithole anon. Deal with it.
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>>700703690
Literally nobody cares. I'm eating a Big Mac right now and laughing at you. Wolves do not concern themselves with the opinions of sheep. Stay mad you third world faggot.
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>>700710056
FUCKING THIS
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>>700704542
>no real actual evidence to sppuport you're the greatest

uhhh.

>#1 nobel prizes
>#1 gold olympic medals
>#1 total olympic medals
>#1 military
>#1 economy
>most prestigious schools in the world.
>#1 movie industry
>#1 music industy
>#1 televsion shows
>the entire world follows our politics
>the entire world worships our celebrites
>the entire world talks about us non stop all day every day

Get back to me when whatever third world shithole you come from becomes relevant.
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>>700710626
Sorry that facts are a circle jerk to you.
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>>700710754
more than likely his country doesn't have mass shootings in schools every year lmao
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>>700710733
Ok nigger, don't act high and mighty like you haven't once in your life complained about someone else's opinion.
We're here because we have spare time and nothing else to spend it on...
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>>700710834
inb4 hurr durr bad movie bad celebs durr fat Trump durr durr durr
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>>700710834
Purely due to the size
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>>700705541

So you literally only visited tourist attractions and then generalized an entire country. You never once even visited a place where people actually live and set down roots. You only visited places filled with international tourism.
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>>700710908
yeah I'm guessing his country doesn't have nearly half a billion people where shootings might be more commonplace
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>>700710834
Number one music industry. Money or Quality?
Same with TV shows.
Just curious.
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Only lived in NYC for a couple of years, so can't comment on the rest of America (who gives a fuck about the rest anyway).

From the places I've lived:

London > NYC > Toronto.
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>>700710834

All American measures of success.

What about health ratings?
Education levels?
What about best ping pong team?

What about measures that aren't created by Americans to make Americans feel better about themselves?
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>>700710754
I'm an American living in America, so...yeah....

>I'd tell you to eat shit, but you'd probably deep fry it and put it on a pizza or in a burger
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>>700710834
Sorry i didnt finish

>#1 space program
>#1 in innovation
>#1 in modern inventions that are used around the world
>tens of thousand of american restraunts in nearly every country on planet earth
>military bases in half the countries on planet earth
>#1 in household income out of any major country
>#1 in freedom
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>>700709452
still waiting faggot

tell us what country
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>>700711189
then shut up

we don't need a traitor agreeing with OP's faggotry
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>>700710840
the fact that your country may or may not have invented the expression "kek" to indicate amusement?

Wow. Cultured up to fuck, aren't you? Pass the port and another tiny biscuit made of almonds, this cunts got CULTURE.
Literally die in a housefire, you waste of testicle skin.
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>>700711037

>Reno
>east village
>Pb, San Diego

All tourists and no locals? Wut
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>>700711190
>#1 in freedom
Go fuck yourself you mindless piece of shit
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>>700711139
Nothing else exists in the American psyche.
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>>700711190
>space program
budget cuts, since we 'need' more ICBMs and jets
>innovation
What are South Korea and Japan
>modern inventions used around the world
which are world-renowned for being of shitty quality. again, Japan and SK.
>military bases everywhere
and they cost to maintain
>household income
Disappearing middle class?
>freedom
Hahahaha
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>>700711189
>cherry picking pictures

Let me go to whatever shithole you live in and take a picture of a degenerate and then generalize your entire country on that one pictue

what could go wrong
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>>700711190
#1 in freedom.

NSA
Enemy of the state might as well be a documentary.
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>>700711329
Not just "kek" oh butthurt one.

We invented THE FUCKING GAME IT CAME WITH. WHICH MILLIONS OF PEOPLE FUCKING PLAY. FUCK OFF.
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>>700711443
HE IS FROM AMERICA. LEARN TO READ.
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>>700711190

>#1 in freedom
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>>700711272
>traitor
>muh freedom of speech
Face it, Anon. Our country's shit, and it's not just because of the niggers, the Jews, the Latinos, or the liberals

>>700711443
As I said, I live in the U.S., and am an American. So go ahead and try
>cherrypicking
because you'd only be strengthening my point
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>>700711433
>what is south korea and japan

the U.S. has more patents and inventions then both japan and south korea combined

>which are world-renowned for being of shitty quality. again, Japan and SK

What are airplanes, microwaves, electric stoves, refrigerators, television, the internet,airbags, alarm clocks ect ect

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_inventions

try harder you irrelevant fuck
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>>700710472
That's like saying "my penis is bigger, therefore my argument is better". That's just so plain dumb, I hardly can find an autism scale for that.
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>>700711743
>Face it, Anon. Our country's shit, and it's not just because of the niggers, the Jews, the Latinos, or the liberals

in other words, because of YOU.
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>>700711433

We found the 13 year old weeb

kill yourself
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>>700711743
>strengthening my penis

but yours is so tiny
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>>700711329
Underrated post.
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>>700703690
OP, you butthurt? Yeeeeah, u butthurt. xD
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>>700710834
>>700711190
this
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>patents
and yet both of those countries manage to outclass the U.S. What good are patents if you can't even use them?

>planes, microwaves, electric stoves, etc
Are you seriously implying other places don't also build these, AND are of superior quality? I don't think you've traveled a day in your life.
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>>700711068
>350 million roughly
>nearly half a billion

see they taught you "math" well
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>>700711824
That's something a small dicked wrong faggot would say.
>not joking.
>you = cuck
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>>700703690
Two months isn't shit you dirt poor mother fucker
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>>700711945
it's nearly 400 million, actually, which is so fucking far away from 500 million

you got me britbong
ya got me
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>>700711037
He should have visited places like: New Mexico, Louisiana and Florida. I personally grew up in louisiana and have lived in the the other two for periods of time. The niceties aren't feigned.
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>>700711850
No. Americans who call out the shit that goes on in America aren't the problem; it's the ones who try to pretend everything's great.

>>700711927
Ah, a penis joke. Typical. You could have at least been a little creative and said
>benis
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>>700711945
That's what happens when a country doesn't even have a ministry of education.
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>>700711341

Yea, exactly
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restraunts??
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>>700711937
Give him a break. He's from Scotland and won't admit it.
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>>700710629
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kecks
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>>700712128
you walked right into that one faggot

no go tend to your little fella, it's limp
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>>700712032

Its two months more than pretty much every American has spent abroad
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>>700712265
it's not "kecks" you fucking pedantic fuck

WE invented it.
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>>700712204
Oh my lord. How Ironic.
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>>700711944

those are things that were invented in america by americans. I'm not talking about building shit.

I'll link it again since apparently you cant fucking read

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_inventions
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>>700709748
Admit it. You guys lost to a bunch of gook farmers.
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>>700712393
Yeah but you probably formulated your little shit self-fulfilling opinion the first day you were here.
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>>700711557
Nope - translation software generated "kek" when western player typed in "lol" as it was the nearest cultural equivalent for eastern players. So you didn't invent it, you appropriated it. not the same thing, which you'd know if you could reed gud.
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>>700711081
also lived in NYC and London, and tbh i'd give London the edge too only because 30 days annual leave + 8 bank holidays was the fucking win.
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>>700712459
>invented by Americans
>perfected by non-Americans
Can YOU read? No one's contending that America didn't invent those things; I'm contending that others use them better and are more practical than Americans.
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>>700711759
Oh, you mean all those worthless bullshit patents that retarded companies like Apple are churning out? Like "A device to recognize inputs from users" (what is a fucking keyboard)?

Retards are gonna be retarded, I say it again and again.
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>>700711034
>purely due to the size

China literally has more than 3 times the population of the U.S.

By your logic China and india should be #1 in everything
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Even before the Industrial Revolution, Scots have been at the forefront of innovation and discovery across a wide range of spheres. Some of the most significant products of Scottish ingenuity include James Watt's steam engine, improving on that of Thomas Newcomen,[1] the bicycle,[2] macadamisation (not to be confused with tarmac or tarmacadam[3]), the telephone invented by Alexander Graham Bell,[4] John Logie Baird's invention of television,[5][6] Alexander Fleming's discovery of penicillin,[7] and the discoveries of electromagnetics, radar,[8] and insulin.[9] OOPS!!
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>>700712595
we still own "kek"

cough up the $$$ you've said it about 10 times in here so far
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Massive sigh. Always hoping the bait isn't bait.
There is NO perfect fucking place to live in the world. Even if you are rich. There's an upside and downside. Anyone can make this thread about any country.
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>>700703690
I've been to europe, don't pretend your big cities are any better. London and Berlin are shitholes just like any big city.
Check out some lower populated areas with more residents than tourists.
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Americunts fall into multiple cathegories, and I won't bother counting.
>white trash
>black trash
>yellow trash
>tip demanding trash
>fat trash
>gun toting trash
>zealot trash
>all of the above
>occasional nice guy
The last one is in a minority.
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>>700712527

No. I actually really quite liked the first four weeks I went there. And did all the touristy things. This time I went there and did a lot of non touristy things, and realised how shit the practical realities of the country actually are.
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>>700712712
haggis is hardly "ingenuity"
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>>700712755
I have been in both cities as well. You are just talking out of your ass.
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Theory.
I believe that all Americans are obsessed with america because they have to pledge allegiance every day.

It isn't their fault. Just their Education.
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>>700712759
The last one has trouble breeding, therefore lower population.
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>>700712831
To be fair, I'd probably be just as paranoid in your country for the same time frame, trying to find differences.
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>>700712746
nice comeback, dude - if you want my comeback, you'll have to french-kiss your mom before she swallows.

You're a shit-talking septic who got made to look a cunt, don't cry about it.
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Even before the Industrial Revolution, Scots have been at the forefront of innovation and discovery across a wide range of spheres. Some of the most significant products of Scottish ingenuity include James Watt's steam engine, improving on that of Thomas Newcomen,[1] the bicycle,[2] macadamisation (not to be confused with tarmac or tarmacadam[3]), the telephone invented by Alexander Graham Bell,[4] John Logie Baird's invention of television,[5][6] Alexander Fleming's discovery of penicillin,[7] and the discoveries of electromagnetics, radar,[8] and insulin.[9]
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>>700703690
Sorry you had a bad experience but any large metro US city will provide you with the same, or vastly similar, experience.

Most of American (suburban, rural) is not reflective of the urban landscape.

Also, Americans identifying cultural diversity by region is not much different than any other country (Spain is a great example, Also Italy, Also Japan)
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>>700712759

Please name a country that is better in comparison, and list 10 specific reasons why. Thanks.
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>>700712759

Op here and I second this post.

There are some genuinely great Americans out there. They're just so fucking uncommon.
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>>700712888
I pledge allegiance
to the Trump
and the United Hairpiece of America
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>>700712755
London and Berlin are above any American city and this is coming from someone who spent 22 years in USA.
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>>700712882
Jokes on you anon, my ass can't talk.
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>>700712979
not really
kek

see? I don't have to pay myself to use the word
kek kek kekekekekek
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>>700705596
American culture definitely exists, it's just shallow. Most of the music or movies are throwaways meant to make a quick buck but were never artistic endeavors. Those few great films or songs were usually made by immigrants anyway and they're meaningless outside of the US. No one has heard of Death of a Salesman outside the US because even though it's among the best American theater can offer it's still mediocre when you're being generous. French and Italian operas are known, studied, and loved all over the world. English and Russian literature is hands down the best on the planet when the best the US can put forth is a fat drunkard who is unable to make use of a comma and lived in Cuba.

The food is grotesque, there's really no other way to describe it. It tastes good because it's loaded with garbage and people love it. Makes money but it's not revered or even thought about as cuisine. Remember the last time you went to that top rated American restaurant for some fine cuisine? Neither does anyone else.

American culture is there but it's all so hollow and meaningless because the principle focus is on financial gain instead of art or expression.
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>>700713092
after some of those infamous baked beans, I would disagree m8
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>>700711759
>patents
I'd bet you're counting those for "round corners", "1 click buying" and all that crap. That shit is a major anchor that's buried in rocks for progress ship that we all should be sailing on. I'd recommend getting your head out of your arse and using brain for some time, because it looks like you have 1 convolution more than a chicken, just so you don't shit in the backyard.
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The thread is bottoming out, but I'd like to list the "best" countries. Get rid of the shit tier, and go from there.
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>>700712888

Trips speak the truth


Americans are brainwashed zealots. Very similar to the Chinese
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>>700713126
You gonna force me to pay for it, like the Donald?
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>>700713092
You are a murican; you have learned to talk out of your ass whenever you sung the national anthem in school.
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>>700713206
I bet you one of those types who thinks chilli shouldn't have beans...
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>>700713249
U.K, Italy, New Zealand, Canada and Australia.
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>>700703690
Goes to America
Places in America he visits......
Las Vegas
Shit hole Las Vegas
I don't even go to Las Vegas and it's a 6 hour drive for me.
Literal mecca of shitty greedy people
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>>700713197
>American culture is there but it's all so hollow and meaningless because the principle focus is on financial gain instead of art or expression.

Sorry we're not some Communist shithole like you would have us be. And yes, you have to be good at what you do to sell it. That was true even in France during whatever "golden era' you're trying to pretend existed.
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>>700713354

which one do you live?
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>>700711759
And who helped build japan back up after hiroshima?
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>>700713197

+1
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>>700713352
It doesn't. There is no "think."
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>>700703690
brazilian trying to shittalk a first world country

will that meme ever stop?
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>>700713352
It's called "Chilli con cane" for a reason, you nitwit ... that's "with meat". And I am German, and even I know that, despite never having learned fucking Spanish.
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>>700713483
Italy.
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>>700713484
Who destroyed it in the first place?
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>>700703690

I've spent around 9 months total in America on business. I was in DC the vast majority of my time there. And people treated me like a tourist, when I frankly couldn't give less of a fuck about your buildings. I was there to discuss maintaining fisheries in our territorial waters with foreign investors looking to explore for oil, which frankly I could have done via skype.

AMA
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>>700713197
Don't worry, they're blinded by their own egos.
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>>700713439
How did we come to the conclusion that I'm from a Communist state?

>And yes, you have to be good at what you do to sell it

Yes because people only consume quality. Big Bang Theory, McDonald's... All top notch stuff.
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>>700713484

>who made shit tons of money from reconstruction contracts after levels Japan

Fix'd for you
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>>700713667
Trump's chances?
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>>700706683
What about your non existent culture? Looks to me like you all wear and live in our garbage. Our old clothes, our old stereo you bang your shitty latino music on, our old utensils, our old cars, even our branded goods, it's like you built your country from an American landfill site
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>>700703690
I would just like to say you're not speaking German right now so you're welcome
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>>700713611

No downsides in Italy?
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>>700712688
Didn't you think that maybe, just maybe because China's system is quite far from democratic and something like "free market" doesn't really exist has something to do with it?
Same for India with the caste system and bullshit religion that's holding them around Europe's middle ages, despite being in the 21st century?
Not everyone built their culture on a pile of blood & bones of autochtons as they pleased.
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>>700713831
Taking credit for the actions of Russia and Britain again? lol.
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>>700713740
No you want the US to be this utopia where artists and expression are at the top of the food chain. Sorry faggot there isn't a country in the world like that. Every man sweats for a living. Stop idealizing shit.
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>>700703690
>Scottland = a rock covered in moss, enough said
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>>700713831

You mean I'm not living in a white Christian male utopia?
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>>700710834
So annoying again arguing this shit. Yes I'm paid russian shill.

>#1 nobel prizes
which is awarded for political reasons

>#1 gold olympic medals
>#1 total olympic medals
gathered by drug addicted abominations

>#1 military
which can be easily nuked by us anytime

>#1 economy
>most prestigious schools in the world.

>#1 movie industry
>#1 music industy
>#1 televsion shows
which only spreading delusions and brainwash retards.

>the entire world follows our politics
do not give a shit about your politics

>the entire world worships our celebrites
which are drug addicted psychtopaths constantly killing themselves.

>the entire world talks about us non stop all day every day
because it is retarded and cant speak anything else.

>#1 space program
Soviet Union.

>#1 in innovation
>#1 in modern inventions that are used around the world
Which are just stolen from worldwide brains.

>tens of thousand of american restraunts in nearly every country on planet earth
You just die from stomach cancer if you will constantly eat shitty burgers.

>military bases in half the countries on planet earth
which is useless and burden taxpayers with no visible income.

>#1 in household income out of any major country
Richest NEETs country. Nice. I'm already moving in.

>#1 in freedom
is slavery
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>>700713523
You can insult my country... But you can't blasphem my beans...

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>700707711
/thread
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>>700713981
>covered in moss,
and haggis
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>>700713964
You clearly did not understand what you were reading.
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>>700713831
I'd rather thank the soviets rather than you incompetent idiots whose majority wouldn't even find the states on a map.

But then again, I am German, so I wouldn't give them any thanks anyways.
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>>700713883
Yeah, lots. Fucking immigrants being the big one. Always admired (and loved when visited) the Brits and Canadians. Will move to London when I can afford :(
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>>700714011
fucking this
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