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You have 10 seconds to name a worse state.
>>700703448
Florida
oregon
>>700703448
State of Denial.
Louisiana
>>700703448
texas
Africa?
>>700703521
This
>>700703448
mississippi
California
>>700703448
puerto rico.
>>700703448
Missouri.
>>700703448
Reasons ?
>>700703448
new jersey.
>>700703833
Check em
>>700703448
why you hating on south Georgia, faggot?
>>700703448
California, or oregon
kinfucky
Any state in the Midwest because there's nothing to fucking do there
>inb4 hurr durr and Florida does?
Beaches, beautiful women, amusement parks, strip clubs, etc.
>>700703448
California
>>700703448
Mecklenburg-Vorpommern
rhode island
>>700703855
Yep.
>>700703840
This. Lived there for a decade and I ain't going back
>>700703448
You cant, I fucking live here. It's hot as fuck, it's crowded as shit, expensive, fucking niggers and spics. There is no fucking winter, weather is shit. It'll rain on one side of the house but not the other, get out while you can
>>700703878
Health care, education, voter fraud, quality of life, bureaucratic funding, every single thing about this state is fucking awful.
>just did a 3 year stint in this hell hole
>couldn't move out fast enough
>>700703750
>>>>>>
>>700704068
>>700703998
>>700703855
You've never been there or you're too poor to live there.
>>700704228
>hot as fuck
>HUMID as fuck
Fixed that for you. I'm from TX, I can handle dry heat. I cannot handle 83 degree swamp ass every single day. And y'alls energy companies are FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS, by the way. Anyone who lives in FL lives in this constant state of denial about how shitty their lives are. You have to move to another state before it sinks in, how fucking awful your state is and how fucking awful they've been treating you your entire lives.
>>700704202
ENB?
state of misery
>>700703448
michigan
>>700704414
>entire state full of faggot lovers
Middlesbrough, Cleveland, UK
Biggest cesspit on the planet
>worked there for 4 week's
>worst month of my life
>never thought getting back to Sheffield would be so good
>>700703448
new mexico, cuz sux d¡cks & lame name
>>700704439
It's 90 degrees outside but so humid you can't breathe through the thickness and fucking zika mosquitos. My home is 2200sqft and I keep my ac on 76 yet my bill is still fucking $260
>>700703448
georgia
OHIO IS THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEeee
>>700704414
Lived there for two decades in SoCal and traveled all over the state over the course of time. No, Cali as a whole is a piece of shit and it's definitely overcrowded, culture is subhuman, traffic is incredibly bad, and taxes / fines / restrictions. Fuck your delusional ass if you think this otherwise.
Canada.
>>700703652
How??
>>700704971
>$260
This is exactly what I'm talking about. I lived out near Tampa Bay, in a two bedroom apartment on the top floor. Our energy bill was anywhere from $100-200, depending on the month. It's fucking ridiculous, guys. You have no idea how ridiculous it is until you move out of state and go back to paying $50-80/mo in JULY. The lowest my bill ever got in FL was $88, in DECEMBER. I fucking hate that state with such a passion it's almost ineffable.
Getting approved for disability out there was like pulling teeth during a PAP smear performed by Edward Scissorhands. Everyone accused me of lying the entire time. Even the doctors I had to struggle to get in to see. Its fucking ridiculous.
>>700703448
California
Spain
>>700705476
read the news, idiot. major environmental issues because theyre mostly below sea level and major economic issues, almost as bad as puerto rico, because of bobby jindal.
>>700705401
>traveled all over the state
>traffic
>politics
Let me guess, truck driver that listens to a lot of right wing radio..
>>700704228
YES YES YES YES THIS THIS THIS
>>700703448
Los Angeles
>>700703652
New Orleans, argument invalid
>>700705534
I can't even run the fucking heater in the winter shit goes up more than summer prices. I wake up to it 59 degrees in the house, so I suck it up and pay the $100 a month to run my fridge, freezer and water heater. I have fucking leds throughout the house, it's bullshit
>>700706113
>nigger orleans
ftfy
>>700706113
Bobby Jindal and flooding, argument valid.
>>700703448
Utah
>>700703448
The state south of mine. I live in georgia.
>>700705813
>right wing radio
You legalized pot, you legalized gay marriage, you legalized lower taxes for the poor. You are the definition of a liberal state, so much so that other liberal states use you as a standard to measure their own liberal agendas against. If you don't even realize that by now, you're too young to speculate about politics in any fashion, let alone judging others for their political beliefs while you sit there bussing tables and dreaming about an acting career that you'll never have.
>>700703448
mississippi
>>700706113
Oh you mean PISS CITY?!
>possibly the worst example you could've used ITT
California
>Stuckup populace
>Most of the state is expensive as hell to live in
>Shit tier police
>No gun rights
>Dumb fuckers use water like cheap TP in a drought.
>Are they still having a fucking drought?
>Niggers everywhere
Runner up:
New York
>One fucking city makes the laws for the she state.
>Gun laws suck dick
>Buffalo is a shithole
>next to superior pennsyvania
>Not even close to the fucking hurricane, gets flooded and Shit
>Pretty much anything bad that happens in the US happens there.
>Mayor of NYC has more pull than the fucking govenor
>>700706319
can't even spell it, plus most of the problemms with florida.
probably this one.
>>700703448
Georgia
>>700703448
>launches spacecraft
>cares for your elderly retirees
>most biodiversity in entire continent
>hot chicks in bikinis 10 months out of the year
ALL OF THEM
>>700705813
Include tradesman in that and you described 20% of California.
>>700705813
Not quite, shitface. Tech exec that values home, time, and money. None of which anyone will have while living in that shithole state of yours. Enjoy rotting in hell.
>>700706113
Miami beats the shit out of Nawlins
>>700706167
Oh god, 59 if youre LUCKY. That price I quoted was after I decided to STOP using the AC altogether during the day. It got up to 85 degrees in my house, and I had to sit there in the dark sweating my ass off just to afford the energy bill I mentioned above. June and July were the roughest, because I'd actually stand up and get light headed from overheating in my own fucking house. And the bill was STILL $120/mo average. You need to get out of there, anon. Even if you have like 8 kids and 10 dogs, pack them all up and jump ship now.
>>700706565
The only reason anyone lives over the she of 30 there is because they moved there. The elderly drivers kill you before you get too old.
>>700703448
California.
Seriously, fuck that place.
The Islamist State.
Islamic State
Delaware = best state
Why?
You get a little of everything here.
No sales tax, cheap af even to live in big houses, Rehoboth beach, celebrities, and Trump came here too.
>>700704097
Fuck you
>>700706565
>cares for your elderly
>worst healthcare rating in the entire fucking country
Your definition of "care" is very subjective, Florida. Your elderly are getting their disability payments cut so your governor can make drug tests mandatory and pocket the profits of the drug testing centers he OWNS. You don't care for the elderly. You stick them in a nursing home to die forgotten and alone. In shit conditions, with nurses who steal from them everyday.
>How people who have never been to Florida see Florida
Relaxing fun beaches and amusement parks!!!! I can't wait to go vacation in Florida! Shit looks like a little piece of paradise, like a little getaway. Might think of staying longer than expected too!
>How people in Florida see Florida
Fuck it's hot. Fucking AC is broken again? Shit..Runnin low on gas too, gonna pull in to this gas station here and hope i don't get robbed by the niggers or stabbed by the spics loitering around it. What the fuck did it just start raining? It's 90 degrees and raining? Oh sorry Jamal i don't have any cash on me bud.
>>700707118
aright mate
un rustle you jimmies
>>700707111
the catch?
Its fucking Delaware. Nothing happens there, and no companies expand there because what's the fucking point? ITS DELAWARE.
Floridian reporting in. I can concur, Florida fucking sucks.
At least down in Miami we have a shit ton of clubs and hot women. Fuck y'all that don't live in the 305.
>>700705534
So you are disabled then? What's the disablement, Autism? Retardation? Feminisim?
>>700703448
florida: the new jersey of the south.
>>700707610
veganism.
>>700707610
Epilepsy, faggot. Debilitating, lifelong, intractable epilepsy.
>>700707348
Spot on, pulled into a marathon to get icecream spic tried fighting me with a trailer hitch cause I pulled in a spot he was "walking through" M&P shut him up pretty quick. At least we have stand your ground.
>>700704576
Why Michigan? Excluding Detroit, which is more Ohio than Michigan.
>>700706984
Whatever sand nigger
>>700703600
RvB reference or just a joke?
>>700707785
lol you ever play pokeman?
Michigan.
Louisiana.
>>700707785
Have you tried killing yourself? Solved the problem for me.
>>700703448
But that down ass bitch who killed her daughter so she could party and fuck lived there.
And that down ass mother fucker who wouldn't let that Lil nigger rob his community lived there too.
Florida sounds like the bomb!
>>700706113
New Orleans is a 3rd world shithole. The entire city smells like piss, shit, and vomit. The food tastes like fried fat girl vagina. The people have no teeth. The niggers are beyond ignorant. You will get stabbed for your shoes if you walk 2 blocks in the wrong direction. You will be killed by a drunk driver if you don't die getting robbed. Fuck that city. Fuck that state. I hope it continues to flood on the north shore and overflows into that shithole and wipes the whole fucking place off the map.
>>700703534
>libtard detected
We don't need your kind around here 2/10 made me reply.
>>700707798
>>700707348
You faggots musty be poor loving beat the ghetto like this. I see maybe 5 black people in a month. And all the Mexicans are too busy cutting lawns to be starting shit.
>>700704228
>expensive
Where in FL do you live? Because most of FL is relatively cheap compared to up north or the west coast, unless if you're living in a tourist area, then of course shit is expensive. Plus there is the fact of no state income tax
>>700703448
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New Jersey
State of Israel
>>700708172
Plus the name sounds like my favorite rapper Flo Rida
>>700708059
Its too expensive to die in that state, otherwise I would've. Your healthcare literally drove me to the brink of suicide.
>best state evarrr right?
>>700708052
>>700704576
Why michigan?
>>700703448
test
>>700708337
>tourist area
The entire fucking state is a tourist area, faggot.
>>700703448
hate on florida if you want pussies, I wouldn't want to live anywhere else in america
>>700708337
Just east of Tampa, property taxes and insurance is fucking stupid
>>700707284
fuck rhode island right in it's tiny bumhole. floridafags are a comin'
>>700708299
You must be lying right now. Every Floridian that's checked into this thread so far has concurred how shitty this place is. You're the only one claiming that you're rich enough to live in the mythical land of no blacks or mexicans in this state. For fucks sake, I lived in Clearwater. With all the lawyers and brain surgeons. And I was STILL finding heroin needles lying in the streets.
Missouri, Ohio, Illinois, Maryland, Iowa, Minnesota, Wisconsin, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, New York, Rhode Island, Michigan
>>700708299
I'm "rural" they're just everywhere if I have to go in to town.
>>700708473
>must take ferry to get to other side of the state
>Detroit
>niggers
>>700705051
incorrect faggot
>>700708591
furthermore, if you live here and hate it you can just fucking leave, it's getting crowded by new york faggots
>>700708740
Ohio > Florida. Fuck off, wolverine.
>>700708538
No it isn't
>>700708739
No shit, most of my neighbors are 400k+ homes, one has a fucking airstrip and plane in his yard. Yet I can go 4 houses down and it's a fucking drug house.
>>700708813
How's that Flint thing going for y'all anyways?
>my state (colorado) just had a water crisis too
>they found trace levels of THC in the water up north
>>700708473
Because theyve never lived in michigan. Lake michigan is some of the prettiest lake beach youll find. White sand and everything. And the wheels of legalized pot are turning.
>>700708337
>>700708619
>>700708538
Try living in Miami, shitlords. My sister was paying $900 for a fucking studio in an old ass building. As soon as she moved to Gainesville, she ended up paying the exact same amount for a 2/2 fully loaded apartment with washer and dryer. Miami is retarded expensive in every goddamn way. I pay $600 a month just in car insurance (I have my work truck and my personal.) I love my city but holy fuck you niggers would not know expensive if it bit you in the urethra.
idk mang, I kinda like Florida
>no state income tax
>no vehicle inspections
>no snow
>cheaper than a lot of other states
>sure there is niggers and spics and white trailer trash but if you're not a total poorfag you can live in a decent community where these are not a problem
>no snow
>bomb ass beaches
>hot women
>stand your ground laws
>no snow
Seriously fuck snow
>>700703448
I can name a worse state than this one: South Florida.
>>700708971
That turned out to be fake.
>>700709024
>thinks $900 for a 2/2 with W/D connections in hickville isnt a total ripoff
>>700703448
Rio de Janeiro
>>700708237
found the guy that went to bourbon street and coops
Bridge connects Michigan's 2 penisulas
>>700706776
cubans are worse than nigs
>>700703448
Commiefornia
>>700709024
dude I live and florida and pay $270 a month for car insurance for two cars, and one of them is a red antique Porsche and I'm 21. How the fuck are you paying $600 a month.
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>>700708739
I live in a small town. And I do love it here, besides the weather for a couple months. Awesome beaches, hot girls wearing minimal clothing year round, tons of wildlife trails and outdoor activities, laid back residents, easy work, decent drugs. Like I said sounds like you live in the ghetto. Sure some places in Florida are shitty, but good luck finding a state that doesn't have those.
Living here is like permanent vacation.
>>700703448
WASHINGTON STATE.
>>700709032
Bomb ass beaches? Stay the fuck off the west coast, shit is gross. Wouldn't know about communities, I won't live somewhere I can't walk outside take a piss and blast 60 rounds out of my AR
>>700708968
It really is, you vapid cunt. You have Disneyland, Universal Studios, and private cruises leaving a daily basis. You're the definition of a tourist state. Your entire infrastructure is based around tourism income.
>>700709370
Where do you live in Florida?
>>700708813
>Detroit is more Ohio than Michigan
>Mackinac Bridge you fucking retard
>Central, West, and Upper Michigan have very small nigger population
You fucking retard.
>>700709200
Nah, I lived on the north shore for 10 years and spent almost every weekend in New Orleans for the last 3 of those playing shows. I've been to almost every place in that city and can tell you, without a doubt, it is the worst place I've ever been to. I got the fuck out and will never ever be going back.
>>700709171
For real, mines 800, 4/2 3 acres and still expensive too me
>>700703534
Portland native here I second this. OR is full of cuck faggots with massive egos. fuck Oregon and California too.
>>700707869
I'll be Secret Agent Double Ohio
>>700709447
Disneyland is in california, moran. get a brain.
>>700709370
>fat crackwhore strippers in string bikinis year round
where do I sign up for the pregnancy scars, track marks in her arm, and the neverending plethora of daddy issues? sounds awesome. it sounds like you don't even live here. you haven't even named the city you live in, or what your monthly expenses come out to.
>>700709447
I understand that tourism is the state's main source of income but there are places to live in this state that are not affected by tourist prices. I know because I live here.
>>700709482
In 321, pretty close to NASA too so I get to watch launches all the time
>>700709667
>moran
>brain
>>700709370
Sup Navarre?
Is Holley still a glut of white trash folding in on itself?
>>700708813
The mackinac bridge connects the two peninsulas
>>700709714
>you live here
you mean people do that? go on the internet and tell lies?
>affected by tourist prices
>anons paying $900 to live in fucking Gainesville you stupid bastard
>>700703448
New Jersey
>>700703448
Indiana.
>>700709643
Ever gotten out of the valley? Try heading east to sisters or Redmond was the best choice I ever made, it's 100x better over here.
>>700704059
>beautiful women
>amusement parks
What state doesn't have that? Loser.
>>700703448
Islamic State
>>700709953
What's it like being a jew in kkkalifornia?
>>700709171
Try finding that in Miami. The cheapest you'll get a place like that down here would be $2000 a month.
>>700709274
10/10 couldn't have fucking said it better, myself. Balseros are a fucking CANCER. Cubans are self-entitled trash that believe themselves to be better than everyone else. It fucking disgusts me that I have to share the same language with them (as much as they butcher it, at least.)
>>700709300
Miami insurance prices are extremely high because of all the fraud Cubans pull. There are some insurance companies that simply won't insure you if you live in high fraud risk zip codes. For example, State Farm does not give any coverage at all to someone living in a Hialeah zip code. Why? Because Cubans inhabit Hialeah like chimps in Detroit and State Farm knows they'll eventually end up doing fraud.
I have 3 trucks for work, so $100 to insure each one. My personal is a black Scion iA but I had an accident back in February in Downtown because I was merging and some stupid cunt going 50 mph in a 35 mph t-boned me. Even though she was speeding, she still had the right of way, therefore, I got dicked by my insurance provider.
>>700709667
>Disneyland is in another shit state
It really doesn't matter, anon. Nothing you said negates my point. Pic related.
Massachusetts
We have taxes.
>>700709724
Nigga you can see the launch on the other side of the state
>>700710176
>share the same language
that's even IF they bothered to learn english at all. I've seen latinos that just flat out refuse to do it. its why every phone menu has a spanish option now. its also why people hate immigrants, because they refuse to assimilate to the culture of the country they're not even paying taxes to live in.
>>700709402
Florida is pretty gun friendly.
Also I'm not sure if you're saying the west coast beaches are gross or Florida's
>>700703448
Alabama
>>700710212
Nobody likes massholes dude. Still ain't NJ
>>700707798
This shit
>>700704097
Apparently they started the Industrial Revolution. But I have been there,and it is full of drug use and niggers. However, very rich area,very nice to if you go to Newport. Lots of mansions.
>>700709953
>my sides
>>700703448
Fucking Iowa, nothing goes on there. Or some other shithole in the Midwest
>>700709724
>pretty close to nasa
If you were close to the kennedy space center you'd know that's what its called, not nasa
>>700710428
>>700710396
West coast, I know this, but I can't shoot in a subdivision without some soccer mom losing her shit
>>700703448
Fort Myers worse city in 239. Prove me wrong?
>>700709912
ok that $900 in gainesville is pretty bad I'll admit, although that anon didn't say how many sq ft so it might not even be that bad after all.
I'm paying 600 for 1/1 800 sq ft apartment with W/D if it means anything
>>700709571
during katrina?
>>700710396
>>700710691
not that anon, it smelled bad before katrina. can't imagine what it could smell like now
>>700710682
$800 4/2 3 acres 2200sqft
>>700710636
I think shooting in a subdivision and soccer moms losing their shit is every state. Maybe only in West Virginia or something
>>700710354
It pisses me off. Both my parents immigrated here from South America. They've busted their asses from Day 1 and learned English the hard way. What do Cubans do? They get here fresh off the raft, expecting the state to take care of them. In 1 month they're already driving Mercedes or BMW's while living in a fucking efficiency. I HATE THAT SHIT. The worst part is that anytime someone speaks out on how stupidly unfair that is and how badly Cubans should have those "rights" removed, all they do is bitch and complain how Cuba is better than the US, or "Que este pais es una mierda. Cuba es lo mejor" trash they always spew. FUCK THAT.
My girlfriend's dad is one of those "I don't need to learn English. Gringos need to learn Spanish" faggots. He flat out hates me simply because I'm not Cuban, even though I'm Latino and am fluent in English and Spanish. I bust my ass every single day, but he doesn't think anything of it. Why? Because I'm not fucking Cuban. I swear, these fucking pigs are more annoying than jews.
>>700710991
Where
>>700710682
It doesn't. $600 for a 1/1 is pushing it, not counting the 800sqft bit. That's microscopic compared to what $600 gets you in literally any other state. Friend living in Tampa was paying $700/mo for literally a single room, kitchenette with no working oven (had to use a hotplate), just big enough to contain her full sized bed and nothing else whatsoever.
>>700711125
South of dade city
>>700710991
>3 acres
Farmlands cheap when you're living off subsidies from the gub-nent.
America
>>700703448
Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Georgia
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming
>>700711319
Nigga they won't give me shit, I'm white and have too many "assets" I already tried that shit.
>>700711102
>Cuba es lo mejor
Then what the fuck are you doing here?! GO BACK. I fucking hate Cubans too, but the fraud anons are talking about is why the quality of life is so shit here.
>Gringos need to learn Spanish
>fucking rogered
Shit's racist, familia. Dump her, she's latino she probably has attitude problems anyway.
>This doesn't even include the BOSNIANS
Oh god, don't even get me started on the Eastern European population out there near Orlando.
>>700711550
>too many assets
This is what "white privilege" actually looks like. If you make $20k+, you make too much money to qualify for assistance of any kind yet too little to afford the thing you were trying to get help paying for. It's the ultimate catch 22. You bankrupt yourself trying to pay for shit you can't afford, while hearing the entire time how privileged you are that you don't qualify for the foodstamps the nigger yelling at you is living off of. The ones that you pay for, yet can't actually enjoy.
>>700703652
/thread
>>700703448
California.
>>700708237
Why the north shore specifically?
>985fag
>>700712007
Make more than $22500 before taxes you can't get anything I make that maybe after taxes and barely get by
>>700712397
I know anon, it's total bullshit. And it's actually why I can't qualify for financial assistance for college. My mom made too much money for me to get approved, yet made too little to afford to pay for my classes or supplies. It's total bullshit. That's what pisses me off about all this BLM bullshit too. White people don't get nearly as much as we're accused of getting.
>>700703448
I count to 10.
I live in jacksonville, opinions?
>>700712662
Don't even get me started on that shit, graduated with bright futures still paid a shit ton for school while niggers got paid to go, showed up late slept then bought weed with my money. Walked the fuck out and never went back
Tampa fag here. Its shit.
>>700712884
>showed up and slept
Good god man, how rogered can I get in one single thread? That's exactly what pissed me off about the community college I had to attend because of these fucking problems. I want to go back but what's the point now? The people who had degrees during the recession were just as fucked as the rest of us. And now politicians are talking about making college tuition free, or the whole damn thing free. Figured I'd wait a few years to see how this election shakes out, but $22K/yr isn't a life, is it? It's just enough to pay for an efficiency out there, with all the bills included and whatnot. I've never had as many panic attacks about money, as I did when I lived out there in the TBA. Every single expenditure was putting my rent money at risk. The cost of living is just too high out there, and you're paying that much to enjoy theft, fraud, shit medical care, and zero public assistance. And no infrastructure funding. The place looks like it was hit with a comet 20 years ago and no one even bothered to replace any of the goddamn buildings or plumbing. Not including the MOLD PROBLEM either.
>>700703448
its in the running with alabama and mississippi
>>700711748
EXACTLY! But as soon as you say that, they tell you no, they wanna live here. Cubans are actually born retarded.
Wanna know what the saddest part is? She, nor her mother are nothing like that. It's only her stupid, close-minded dad that is. That fuckstick says I'm "un negro de mierda" I don't know if you speak Spanish, but that basically means I'm a piece of shit nigger, but I'm not even black. I'm actually a white Latino, but my work always has me outside so I'm lightly tanned. He's a faggot and no one can stand him.
Florida is unfortunately filled with 90% shit immigrants. They're the ones that give a bad name to people who came here to find a better life. You won't believe me, but I've spoken to older generation Cubans that absolutely despise these newer ones that only commit fraud and don't want to learn the language. You know it's a major problem when your own people hate you.
Iowa
>>700713522
I do speak spanish. Unfortunately I had to learn it in HS just to be able to join the work force out there in TX. Spanish speaking is gigantic requirement. Most places don't even return your phone calls unless you include that shit on your resume. Just goes to show how far this refusal to assimilate has actually gone. If he's such a goddamn purist, he's more than welcome to return to the shithole his family was so desperate to escape when they swam here illegally. That's the logic I dont understand. You come here for a better life, and then bitch incessantly about the country you fled to for asylum basically. Romanticizing the third world you had to run away from is the most ironic thing an immigrant in this country can do. But I give them wiggle room to an extent. Culture shock is VERY very real, but not so real as to justify this kind of behavior.
>>700714092
Iowa = nothing but fields of corn and really shitty internet.
How I know this? I got 3 friends from Iowa and they all say the same thing.
>>700714192
And Mexicans are just fucking awful, anon. They're just the worst. Abuelitas in particular. You go over to their house and you say, I can speak Spanish. And then, IN SPANISH, she starts cussing me out for being a gringo under her very own roof. It pisses me off to no extent, hearing that a Mexican family can be 5 generations deep in this country, and STILL refused to learn Spanish the entire fucking time. The funnier thing is that a lot of those immigrant success stories include the factoid that the immigrant in question has been living here ILLEGALLY for years/decades by the time they got to that particular soapbox to brag about it at the DNC.
>>700714192
Hopefully a decent politician will come in and take those overused "rights" from those filthy fucks. Cubans needs a wake up call that you can't live here for free like niggers. I hate them more than I can possibly describe.
I like you, anon. I gotta go, but thank you for letting me vent. You're a fucking /b/ro.
Enjoy this magnificent ass. It's been nice talking to you.
>>700714598
>refused to learn English
sorry.
The entire Midwest and most of the south
I'll be moving from Kansas to Florida in January (Palm Coast area). There's already a ton of blacks and mexicans here, so I'm not super concerned about that. I'm down to skip the shitty seaons. Any other reasons why I shouldn't move there? People retire and vacation to Florida - why wouldn't I want to live there?
>>700715159
>any other reasons why I shouldnt move?
>this entire fucking thread
There is a reason people go to FL to die.
>>700714615
I think we may be beyond that point.
You: "Your handouts are being reduced and you're going to start learning english"
Illegals: "You filthy gringo, i'm getting all my friends together and we're going to bus everyone to the polling stations to make sure our own kind will get elected!"
New illegal representative: "I'm not afraid to say I'm illegal, I got union and democrat backing. Now lets get those handouts increased!"
Illegals: "OLE!"
>>700703840
Me hice Pipi
>>700715382
Retirees aren't martyrs that are moving to Florida so they can be as miserable as possible before they fucking die. Are you stupid? If you have an actual point feel free to explain it
>>700715505
>illegals: I'm getting all my friends together and we're going to change voter laws so illegal immigrants can vote in Presidential elections and theres nothing you gringos can do about it!
ftfy.
>>700715735
This entire thread has been me and max of two other anons spamming all the reasons why Florida is the shithole of this country.
>martyrs
Defensive much? And you're moving here VOLUNTARILY, that's the funniest part. If we're comparing IQs here, at least I had to come here for medical treatment.
>>700704414
>hurr durr sightseeing makes my commie shithole a better state
Kill yourself, you fag loving nigger
>>700705051
Georgia is fantastic.
>beautiful locations
>moderate weather
>nice people
>great food
whats not to like?
>>700716418
>nice people
That's another thing that utterly SUCKS about Florida. Southern hospitality is in every single Southern state, EXCEPT the southernmost state in this country. You guys are total DICKS to each other, so much so that when you travel to any other southern state you're amazed by how nice everyone is to one another. You guys have no idea how shitty your state is, or how unhappy it makes you, or how shittily you treat one another because of how unhappy it makes you.
you couldn't pay me to live in florida but its not the worst state
anything west of the mississippi that isn't on a coast is unlivable
Florida sucks sure but have you ever been to Texas? Something in their water supply turns people into loud and proud retards. You want a state that idolizes stupidity go to fucking Texass.
>>700709384
Eastern Washington is an arid wasteland, but you have to be smoking crack to think Western Washington isn't gorgeous.
>>700703448
Utah
>>700709803
newfag.
>>700710182
I wasn't trying to negate your point. just get it right, fag. disney world is in florida. disney land is in california.
>>700716418
>whats not to like?
atlanta
niggers
>>700711363
>vermont
lol no. that's one of the best states.
i happen to have houses in both oregon and florida. florida is too hot and too crowded and oregon is too expensive. fml
>>700716418
whats not to like?
cant get it off my mind.
>>700719673
sell them and move, moran. get a brain!
>>700707497
cuban detected
>>700719747
wife loves being oregon. me not so much. so i go to our place in florida while she stays in oregon. we're thinking of other places. i'm very sick and tired and disillusioned with the growth and changes in both places.
Florida... definitely florida. There is more news about "Florida Man..." than Drumpf
>>700703448
UNITED states.
Arizona
>>700707111
I think you mean Rohomo beach. Fag central there. Only good thing in Delaware is UD
>>700703448
Meh, they all Canadian.
>>700720049
fucking absolutely hate rick scott with a passion. hate the crooked, unethical, sob.
>>700719968
try vermont.
>>700712789
Blacksonville
>>700720275
shut up libtard!
>>700708740
Nigger can I ask what ur idea of the best state is?
>>700720305
interesting. we haven't considered the east coast much. but per your suggestion maybe we'll take a look. thanks
>>700719245
That and the horrible traffic surrounding the outside of atlanta. People would rather spend hours in their cars each day than risk having niggers riding a train in their suburbs. That combined with high rent doesn't make it appealing to me for the long-term.
>>700720384
he's a complete and total through and through crook. hate what he has done to this state and it's environment. hate him totally.
>>700720601
LIBTARD LIBTARD LIBOIDSTOIRE
>>700720275
dont get me started on Scott.
>>700720715
Mayne, didn't know spamming libtard was a solid argument.
>>700720979
WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO LIBTARD DETECTED LIBTARD DETECTED WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO LIBTARD.
>>700707785
>>700721087
didn't know we were arguing.
>>700720715
look at every single one of these transaction and you will see his financial connection to it --- fracking, nat gas pipeline, citizens insurance deals. he is making money for himself on every of those controversial deals he approved.
>>700716675
That's probably because every fucking New Yorker in the world ends up in Florida
>>700721158
sounds like you have a smart governor.
>>700721187
we're going to austin now.
>>700721237
his original money came from scamming the federal government / tax payers / you and me via health care scam company. several went to jail. he should have been one of them. i don't consider him smart. crooked and dishonest. yep. you got me there.
>>700708934
Ohio is a hell hole you idiot
>>700721288
>Austin
Dont you fucking say that name in front of me, you miserable transplant piece of shit.
>rogered beyond rogered
>>700704414
I know my gender so I can't fit in there
>>700721117
I'll use this opportunity to present a factoid about this condition:
We're not all photosensitive, just a small minority. It's often why we can't find decent healthcare, because our seizures are often stress induced and can't be replicated in a medical setting (on EEG, MRI, etc). Pic related.
>>700706406
New York
>One fucking city makes the laws for the she state.
One fucking city that includes 1/3 of the state's population.
>Gun laws suck dick
Gun laws rock, now if we could just stop them from getting smuggled in from ass-backwards states like Virginia and Georgia we'd be even better.
>Buffalo is a shithole
You got that one.
>next to superior pennsyvania
ROFL - next
>Not even close to the fucking hurricane, gets flooded and Shit
Once every 50 years
>Pretty much anything bad that happens in the US happens there.
You're thinking of Florida and Texas.
>Mayor of NYC has more pull than the fucking govenor
Governor Cuomo and mayor DeBlassio hate each other - DeBlassio is getting royally buttfucked by Cuomo on an almost daily basis. Mayor has no where near the power of the Gov.
tl;dr - 1/7 - you fail
>>700721135
Now we're arguing about arguing.
>>700721158
This is why his state is so shit. He's making money off your ignorance to his making money off your ignorance. That drug testing center thing is legit, I wasn't exaggerating. He passed a law that requires every single job in that state to drug test its new hires and employees. And he owns ALL of the drug testing facilities in the state. So he's requiring every single company to give him money hand over fist for every employee they have, and forcing them to fire the ones who fail the tests. He is a literal piece of shit.
Alabama
>>700703448
Kansas
>>700721927
no we're not, shut the fuck up you autist.
>>700721896
I've visited NYC and let me tell you-- I'll never move to the state of New York. We went to Buffalo (agreed, shithole), we went to Long Island (overpriced shithole), and finally we ended up in NYC. AKA the most stressful place I've ever visited in my entire life. The tension is in the air, every place you go. You can feel the seething hatred everyone has for their lives there. It lingers in the air like a post seafood fart. Your gun laws are pretty cool though, but theres plenty of red tape for the manufacturers to slip through so they might as well not exist. Anything bad happens there because you're living like cockroaches stacked on top of one another, raping and murdering each other every chance you get. That's not mentioning Christie or your gift to this country, Hillary Rodham Clinton.
>>700722096
my point exactly. nothing is done that doesn't pay him personally. he has financial ties to every single major, controversial project. but with him as governor and his hand picked minions in the top offices everything that pays him personally gets he okay.
>>700721764
it was just an homage to when 4chan trolled seizure forums and fucked up a lot of people
>>700722096
sounds like a smart businessman.
>>700722615
I know, I remember it well. Of course, someone like me would wouldnt they? pic related.
>>700709384
Seconded.
>not commiefornia
>giant mountains, endless plains, Alpine zone, pretty pacific coast, desert, vast urban city (crime rate isn't horrendous), literally have a fucking rainforest
>gets to 80+ during the summer
>conservatards can live in the desert/anywhere an hour outside of Seattle, libtards can be contained within Seattle and its suberbs
>hiking everywhere
>seriously we have roads that are like 2 hours long with only camping spots and hikes ALL OVER
>Seattle is a really great city, even if you detest all of the dyed hair sjws
>photographers wet dream
>not overrun with niggers
>lots of niggers that we do have are tame because this isn't the fucking south
>so many Asians, authentic Asian food is all over
>fucking bubble tea all over
>one of the best economies in the USA
>right next to Canada, so you can hop over to Vancouver or Victoria (also really cool places)
>not california
its amazing
>>700722679
He is. Problem comes in when he doesn't work in business, he works in politics. Treating his constituents like potential marks for his pyramid schemes.
>>700722679
eh, being a criminal isn't the same as being a smart business man. imho.
>>700709024
>Thinks $900 for a studio in the city is expensive. Don't ever move to LA, SF, or NY
>>700722951
you sound butthurt that he's doing well for himself. jealous?
>>700723024
what crime was he convicted of?
>>700723073
Hate to break it to you but someone can have political views and NOT be "butthurt", anon. It IS possible.
>doing well for himself means burning his state to the ground so he can be king of the ashes
California
>Land of fruits and nuts
>>700703448
ohio
California is the original Florida.
>>700722993
bls no bully :(
>>700723307
doesn't sound like you have a political view against him, youre just jealous of his success.
>>700711363
woah man, edgy. Don't cut me.
Choke yourself.
>>700723113
http://www.politifact.com/florida/statements/2010/may/21/bill-mccollum/rick-scott-former-healthcare-ceo-barely-escaped-pr/
>Democratic frontrunner Alex Sink issued a similar critique saying that Scott's company -- Columbia/HCA -- had pleaded guilty to 14 felonies as part of a federal fraud investigation and was forced to pay a record $1.7 billion in fines.
He has been prosecuted before, by the federal government no less. You'd know that if you actually lived in this state.
>>700722827
you forgot to mention the weed
>>700703448
kansas
>>700723532
>>700723594
read more. heres your (You), 1/10 for making me respond.
>>700723594
being prosecuted doesn't make someone a criminal. a criminal is someone who committed a crime. in the united states we are innocent until proven guilty, therefore if he was never convicted he is not a criminal.
>>700722827
Legal weed is the fucking best, not to mention 15$/hour minimum wage in Seattle. And would you look at that? Our businesses are doing just fine if not better due to increased lower class spending.
>>700708740
Underrated .
MARYLAND FUCKING SUCKS NIGGERS RIOTING BALTIMORE 63% BLACK HEROIN EPIDEMIC FUCK MY MD UP NIGGERS
>>700723532
he has raped and several damaged the environment here. perhaps you've read about our polluted and algae filled lakes and rivers recently? or the closed beaches do to excessively fecal matter sewage runoff?
>>700723809
you just showed us how fucking stupid you really are.
>>700723809
>plead guilty to 14 felonies
>its exactly what that does
>>700724341
>i don't understand the law or respect the liberalism of the united states of america: the post.
>>700704576
>implies michigan is worst than ohio
do you even live in michigan or are you an ohio faggot?
>>700724062
Reeeee, you're going to ruin my case by inciting the wrath of politics
>>700724401
the company pled guilty, not rick scott. he isn't a company, he's a citizen.
>>700703448
easy, new jersey
>>700724642
He is the CEO of the company. He says jump, his employees say how high. You are a literal child.
>>700724815
lol no. you just don't like him because youre jealous, so you slander him on the internet. it's the same with the trump people calling hillary a criminal because they dont like how she handled her emails as sos.
you're the child.
so if you commit a crime but don't get caught or if you buy your way out of prosecution then you didn't commit a crime. perfect sense.
>>700725035
>lol no
Got it, you're new here. Quality of trolling confirms.
The funniest part is probably where you think that I'm the only one who feels this way.
>>700704059
The only thing it's missing is legal weed, we're working on it.
>>700725183
you can't be called a criminal in the united states if you havent been convicted. it's called "innocent until proven guilty"
you cant just say someone committed a crime when they were never convicted. just ask doug stanhope.
>>700724633
Washington is a liberal state done right. California is neoliberal wet dream.
>>700703448
The state of constant depression wishing you could stop caring for others who only make your life worse
