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Describe games badly
>gajillion guns
>memes
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>native american
>aliens
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>>700703158
Borderlands
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>>700703471
yea

>SM64 clone
>you play as wolverine
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>bro says capitalist pricks are treating workers bad and they all need to die
>"i'm not a terrorist bro"
>capitalist pricks kill bro
>"terrorism is my middle name bro"
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>>700703557
No Russian?
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>>700703611
No. Did that even have anything to do with workers?
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>>700703762
Airport workers

I have no idea what it could be so I was taking a shot in the dark.
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>Jew
>Talking to shit
>Defeat the high Jew
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>bunch of funny looking retards try to go to space
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>Sun god
>make pretty pictures
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>>700703925
KSP
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>>700703158
>We got the first 2 letters
>Jihad and friends don't like to read
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Looking for a wall for hours
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>>700703973
Obviously.
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>new kid
>take over school
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>>700704111
Bully
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>>700704111
Bully
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>Don't know what you''re doing
>kill everything
>beat game not knowing what you did
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>>700703859
Conker?
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>>700704169
>>700704200

yup

>play as gorillas
>Shoot bugs
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>>700704268
Nope
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>>700704214
Postal?
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>>700704214
Manhunt?
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>glowing spots
>try not to freeze
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>be soldier
>make plans for ten minutes
>slowly crawl to count the enemies and to see their positions and shit for half an hour
>finally decide to atta-- *headshot from 500 meters*
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>>700703936
Okami
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>End up in weird spacebase
>Fight your way to some fucked up portal
>Going through time searching for weird crystals
>Shits fucked everywhere you go
>WHATTHEFUCKISTHATTHING
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>>700703557
Red faction?
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>>700704508
yep
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>stupid red rat with shoes
>goes on big adventure to defeat guy with jaundice
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>be athlete
>try to run
>have a seizure instead
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>>700704214
There's that game /v/ creams over, where you fight aleins or monsters or something, and on a second playthrough you can understand what they're saying and you realize they're a peaceful race that you just slaughter. You also then notice that at first you were the first to attack, and they only attacked back, and that at some point you're supposed to kill neutral children who pose no threat to you.
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>>700704480
Metroid prime 2?
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>>700704214
Fury?
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>>700704525
Time Splitters?
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>>700703557

Red faction 2
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>>700704645
nope
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>>700704643
>>700704445
>>700704444
No
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>>700704643
Iji?
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>>700704502

Mount and Blade: Warband?
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>>700704525
crash bandicoot warped
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>>700704674
there ya go
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>>700704531
>>700704675
finally somebody got it. i was thinking about guerrilla though.
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If you give the man a ride, sweet family will die.
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>>700704214
dark souls.
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>>700704633
qwop
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>>700704633
QWOP
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>>700704789
no.
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>>700704655
no
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>nigger steals bike.
>Moves to the country side.
>Moves to San Francisco.
>Nigger befriends chinks.
>Nigger moves to Vegas, becomes rich.
>Nigger moves back to hood.
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>>700703546
Wolverine 64?
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>>700704776
No. Doesn't MB just put you right into battle though?
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>>700704886
San Andres
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>>700704914
nope
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>>700704843
>>700704852
yep
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>you have a big glowing rock
>enemy have a glowing rock
>you dont want them to have a rock
>you destroy the rock
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>>700704525
Duh, Fuckin' Crash Bandicot 3 < fuck if I know how to spell Bandicot FUCK YOU!!!
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>>700704969
Autism: The Game?
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>>700704633

QWOP
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>>700704997
League of Legends
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>>700703415
Torok
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>>700704747
I think it's Nier.
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>squad with jew friend
>jew friend fucks up
>"what the fuck jew? why did u do that"
>"Cuz reasons"
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>>700704833
NFS Underground 2
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>be country leader
>be minding your own business
>fucking hindu piece of shit launches nukes for absolutely no reason
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>>700704838
yes
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>>700705097
no

>>700705099
oh, that works too.
They're not aliens in Nier btw.
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>>700705147
Yup
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>>700704502
Arma... any of them
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>>700703415
Ass-to-Ass III: Shipping up to Boston Edition
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>>700705065

>being this much of a faggot

no.
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Angry Russians Trying to Kill Yo Ass
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>>700705229
yep
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>>700705247
no
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>Your brother is a dick
>he also is the king
>gotta fuck him over with magic and build army
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>>700703415
>:
Prey ?
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>>700703415
Prey?
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>>700705352
Yep, Good job
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>>700705209
I never played the game. I described what I remembered from people talking about it on /v/.
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>>700705019
It's.. Its timesplitters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4kPC3lBO9M
see?
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>>700704919

No, you campaign around like helpless OP and get skull fucked by Sea Raiders-THEIR FUCKING VIKINGS. GAUD!!!!
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>piece of wood
>collect letters
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>>700705199
Civ
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>>700704502
The old Rainbow Six games?
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>>700705313
Fable three?
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>>700705262
>being such a memelord
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>>700705199
Civ. Could you make it any more obvious?
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>be witch
>save friend
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>>700705475
yep
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>Go to camp
>Give people therapy sessions
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>>700705443
>>700705489
yep
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>devloper still devloping their 2 favorite P2W game
>instead of relase the main video game of their succes
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>Bats
>Boats
>The Sun, the Sun, the S.....
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>>700703158
>WW2
>tra ta ta ta tru tu tu tu
>tra ta ta ta tru tu tu tu tu
>Kill Nazis
>Be a happy Hamburger guy
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>has dreams about a house
>wakes up at house one day
>minorspooks.jpeg
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>Trying to kill some random fucker
>All my friends are dead
>Realize I am that random fucker
>Destroy a research project
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>>700703158
>be fish
>save penguins
>jump on cars
>lots of playing cards
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Brought back to life by robot voiced by midget
No story or content
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>Test tube baby
>Kill drug addicts
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>three guys
>do flips
>in the end fireworks
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>>700705690
Vanilla Destiny
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>Mom dead
>Dad dying
>Fumble with controls all the way to the end
>Feels overload
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>>700705313
Fable 3?
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>best game of the series
>shortest game of the series
>at the end, shoot metaphorical christfags ("monolith") being controlled by some faggot in nigeria via makeshift antennae
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>>700705663
Club penguin 2
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>>700705794
Brothers
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>>700703415
yea it has to be prey
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>brawl sucks
>make brawl like melee
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>uncle has been gone for too fucking long
>gotta go find him i guess
>frogpeople.webm
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>>700705734
Mario kart
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>>700705643

Medal of honor?
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>>700705879
Project M?
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>go on a vacation with friends
>most of them die
>you become the ultimate warrior
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>>700705832
Aye.
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>>700705931
Farcry 3
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>>700705879
brawlhalla? kek
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>Dad dies
>Book stolen
>Steal back book
>Robot bird
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>>700705540
YAAAAY!
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>>700704214
Undertale
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>>700705913
Nophe but close
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>Defeat. Scientology
>Defeat your dead girlfriend
>Get most boring chick ever
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>A nigger, a redneck and a CIS white man getting rich while starting shit
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>>700705931
far cry 3
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>Crowbar
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>>700705930
Yessir
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>>700705763
all of destiny
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>borderline retarded animal saves island
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>>700705829
Nope
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>>700705931
Far Cry 3
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>>700705905

Nope
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>>700705989
>>700706028
yep
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>Take a shover
>Yours Dad is here too
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>>700706026
Gta 5
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>>700706063
The midget doesn't voice the ghost thing anymore.
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>>700706025
Dead Space
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>>700705882
ineaka shindaru DX
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>>700706017

Brothers in Arms?
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>>700706054
Jee mahd
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>>700706054
Half-life
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>>700704589
Crash bandicoot
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>Friends turned to stone
>Travel to defeat magical beast
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>>700706131
too easy.

>Goku, Bulma, another Bulma, an edgelord, a lesbian, a robot and a lizard going on a grand aventure
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>take your mother's ashes to her home
>be the ultimate warrior
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>>700706192
No
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>>700704001
Assassins creed
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>>700706128

My life
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>>700706054
Half life
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>>700706064
Animal crossing
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>>700706128
Shower with your dad simulator.
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>>700706275
Chrono Trigger.
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>>700706128
>Shower with your dad simulator 2015: Do you still shower with your dad?
Don't judge. It was gifted to me.
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Assassinate son and impregnate his wife
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>>700706287
Far Cry 4
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>>700706297
Yup
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>Parris island
>Goes on helicopter *BOOM CRASH*
>Alien faggots.
>Run around in tunnels n shit.
>Nuke
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>>700706240
Yep, 2 ez
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>"FALSE WARRANT, MOM!"
>"ENJOY THE ADMIN SIT FAGGY FAG FAGGOT"
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>>700706314
Nope.
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>Dating/murder simulator 2k16
>Fuck your cousins but not too much.
>Look at me...
>I am the king now.
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>>700706343
yes
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>>700706315
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>>700706333
Think I need to think of something better

>Blast them with piss
>Literally
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>>700706297
>>700706315
>>700706335
Correct!
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>New York in the future
>travel to the past to fix messed up city
>turns out monsters are pieces of your soul, but you're not you
>you're your sister in your body
>only way to kill monsters is to kill body's original soul, leaving you (sister) in it
>???
>all this plot happens in the last 10 minutes of the game
>somehow this all gotta do with mitochondria
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>>700706459
um
Conker?
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>>700706459
Postal 2
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>Boy and furry save the world
>Bitched at by old man constantly
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>>700706506
Parasite Eve?
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>>700706533
Yeeee
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>>700706295
Nope, popular on Steam.
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>in jail for no fucking reason
>gets out
>saves world
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>Be a little kid
>ur dead
>walk left to win
>only B&W
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>play zombie head soccer with cultists on a moving train
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>>700706657
Oblivion
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>>700706657
Oblivion
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>>700706273
>Everyone turned to stone
>Travel to either reboot land or bail out
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>>700706670
Limbo
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>>700706657
Gears of War
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>>700705998
Sly cooper?
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>A Sea of Dipshits
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>>700706754
Yup
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>>700706791
Yep
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>>700706811
Dont you walk right tho
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>Tits
>Treasure
>Traps
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>badass edgy armor
>stealth mode
>shield mode
>over powered bow and and arrows
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>>700706862
Tomb Raider
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>discount minecraft
>fight giant body parts to progress
>final boss fight is fucking impossible if you've been slightly unlucky throughout even the smallest part of the game
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>>700706645
close
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>Fus

Thats all 2 easy
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>>700706871
Crysis 3
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>>700706862
Tomb raider?
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>>700706657
skyrim

try harder faggot
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>Go on journey
>Enslave animals
>Be a hero
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>>700705662
Spec Ops: The Line?
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>Put sticky handgrenade on giant slugs
>Watch them run and scream
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>>700706926
Damn that was fast...
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>forced to join an army
>you survived initiation
>gotta save world
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>>700706909
FF10?
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>be fucking pissed
>kill shit
>still pissed
>kill even more shit
>still fucking pissed
>kill your brother
>still fucking pissed
>kill your father
>you kill yourself
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>>700705727
Bioshock
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>Gambling drunk
>Get job to kidnap girl
>Shenanigans ensue
>Also racists
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>>700706891
>>700706928

Yes
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>>700707007
you explained the entire premise of the game.
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>>700707011
Every call of duty game?
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>>700706978
Far cry primal?
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>>700706969
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>>700707042
Correct
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>>700706896
Terraria of course.
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>>700707011
Dragon Age Origins?
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>>700707051
Bioshock:Infinite
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>>700706896
Terraria
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>>700703557
Red Faction?
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>>700704643
So is this game called Nier?
Want to try it
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>>700705882
A Story About My Uncle
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>>700706919
Skyrim
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>>700706459
Conkers bad fur day
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>>700706978
Pokemon
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>>700707025
What? No.
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>>700706806
BioShock?
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>>700707131
Got it
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>Donald J. Trump Simulator
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>>700707184
I got nothing then
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>>700707085
not what I was talking about, but you are right
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>team up with raccoon
>throw envelopes at monsters
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>>700707231
Goat simulator?
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>>700707125
yes
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>>700707007
Nice palindrome get.
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>Fucking fog
>Fucked up shit
>You killed your wife
>Fuck you
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>bad fuckin trip in creepy town.
>Monster creampie sexy nurse.
>Faggot player hides and watches.
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>>700706657
Elders scrolls 4: Oblivion
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>>700707154
ye
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>>700707100
Nope
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>memes
>wow this game is deep
>gotta have shitty pixel art to get the hipsters!
>pretty decent music though
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>>700707315
Alan Wake
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Kill a bunch of people in a dessert while looking for treasure
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>>700707316
Wow we thought the same exact thing
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>>700707316
Silent Hill 2
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>>700706806
4 chan - the Game
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>>700707182
Correct!
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>>700707376
Undertale
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>>700707287
Lulz 2 fast, how did you know
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>>700707315
Silent Hill 2
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>>700707384
uncharted 3
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>gotta suck dick fast
>open favorite imageboard
>"describe games badly" protag types

this might be a bit difficult
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>>700707417
Yes.
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>gotta find what father left me
>cold ass land
>wolves
>incinerate some dude
>ll this for pretty much nothing
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>>700706710
>>700706711
>>700707319
you done good
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>Playing with traffic lights just to see the results
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>Overwatch before Overwatch
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>>700707444
Pretty obvious.

Also nice trips. Checked
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Damn, you guys are 0 for 2 on mine...
Lets try another one.

>Canada, but even worse than usual.
>It's cold, I'm hungry, I need to pee...
>So many socks.
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>>700707315
Silent hill 2
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>>700707468
dragonball xenoverse
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>>700707529
any gta
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>Punch wood with your hand
>lul thats all
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>sea cats and blitzers
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>>700707529
watch dogs
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>>700707529
Watch_Dogs
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>>700707034
Nobody?
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>>700707464
Yes
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