Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
But you don't.
Trust me. I watch you post.
I'm just teasing. How're you?
oh. uh maybe just take it easy and relax for today then
oh. i dont really play many platformers
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Contracted for 5 years sounds really damn nice man. Glad your life is going upwards.
How's the thing with the police? Case closed?
Yeah, case closed yesterday, they kept chuckling about all the stupid bullshit I had to go through for self defense and all that jazz.
That's the new plan anyway.
Might try calling another friend later. But I don't know.
Really I have no idea what to do today.
Exactly. What were you planning on doing?
Well every weekends a 3 day weekend for a bit then, good times.
That space hair.
Me neither, just like watching them. Don't know where they get the patience to do this stuff.
I already said I'm still hungry, I'll probably make myself some ramen.
Not even close, watch this!
at least you dont have to do things that you dont want to
Well, I guess the categories I keep up with decently would be 16 Star Mario 64, Any% Super Metroid, Metroid Fusion Any%, Metroid Fusion 100%, Metroid Zero Mission Any%, RE3 Nemesis%, and Sonic Adventure 2 180 Emblems.
Why doesn't your mommy or step daddy make you some tendies?
You little bitch
Nothing exciting, go out get a drink and maybe smoke a joint. Better than what I'm currently doing: Nothing.
I believe in you, keep trying!
Only because I've did that shit this morning when it was 100F outside with all the shitty humidity.
But true. Right now I'm doing me and that's ok.
You're admitting it?
that makes it even worse
I'll be going to bed soon though It's getting late.
Yeyuh, its gonna be lit.
Ah, shame, different timezones suck.
that does sound rather horrible but its over now. hope you enjoy your day
I'm not stopping anyways.
That was actually a typo.
I meant to say when it wasn't 100F outside. It was only like 80 in the morning.
Still takes a hell of a lot of boredom to get through them then.
I've been meaning to watch the metroid speedruns. Only mario 64 run I've watched it the Kaizo 64 one.
Ah fair enough, just hanging out in general. Hate doing nothing, especially when I have the options to do stuff but none of it appeals to me.
I bet it will be, it'll be hard to adjust back come January time though
How come in the game doll keeps telling me she's my doll do what i want with her.
Oh fuck that cainhurst castle by the way im going to spiderville first
How are you today?
>Mother or stepfather.
>Thinking I ever lived with or liked my mother.
>Thinks they're married yet.
Let's try again.
Alright then bully
wanna ERP today?
I ERP with you every time you ask.
I fuk u with big cums
GG NO RE
Hey Revy, what's up?
I've always liked Balrog's theme from cave story.
Because she loves you man, she'll do anything to make sure you succeed. Plus Gherman's kinda left her to rot a bit.
Aww but if you go all the way up you get the wheel weapon.
Enjoy it while you can!
So are you
Over 100F in my room again.
No u, cutie!
Yuuko Aioi is claimed, and is now my wife.
>You're as hot as a thousand suns!
>Over 100F in my room again.
Oh jeez. Make sure your computer doesn't overheat, and stay hydrated!
I don't ERP.
That that to >>>/trash/
Just kidding, ur faggot.
That is too lewd. Way too lewd!
Not a boat.
And what, be surrounded by furry, pony, and HG shit?
But I don't ERP.
No where, I don't ERP.
Well, where are you?
I have the AC on and a fan pointed at me, and it's only 87 degrees outside!
I have a blanket on, love getting warm when it's cold.
>You're hotter than a super nova!
Fuck that, I went inside with the air conditioning.
>37.8 degrees Celsius
Fuck that's higher than body temperature. Get some ice cubes or something.
Fuck you, who do you think you are?
You caught me in some type of... double talk.
What will I do, other than ERP.
Why does everyone think it's so hot outside? The weather is just about right if you ask me.
Uh, what? I deleted that post because I didn't erase the post number I thought I deleted.
You just admitted I wasn't cute!
Who do YOU think you are?
Where are you? I would hate to live somewhere where the heat is unbearable.
Hey there, qt. How are you feeling today?
I'm not too sure who I think I am. Also, that's a number!
Oh, uh.. I believe said something about it being really hot, so I just asked where you are.
All RP's are usually pretty cancerous in general.
I can't handle heat at all, if it's above 20 Celsius I'm done.
Real good, winding down for the night. Yourself?
Nah, probably not.
ayyyy its this waifu thing again. Is it always the same dude that starts these? Or is there like a fuckload of you guys? Also are you all weebs?
Ya, I woke up from the heat. Think Ima relax inside the house for a bit, maybe take a quick shower.
How are you doin?
But you are cute!
San Diego. It's like this 98% of the year.
I think it hit over 110F in my rooms a few times actually.
I think so, and yes.
About the same, getting cozy and trying to fend off depression with waifuposting. Good stuff!
Oh god, that sounds terrible.
I live in Stockton, it gets pretty hot, but there's a breeze usually. Plus, it isn't that far of a drive to go to Sacramento and it's freezing there.
i don't really think its that cancerous
i am probably just immune though
then what is good?
>Is it always the same dude that starts these?
A few people make them mostly
>is there like a fuckload of you guys?
There is a lot of people in these threads yeah
>Also are you all weebs?
For the most part yes
I used to RP when I was underageb& on really obscure websites, and just thinking back to those days make me cringe.
You do you, I suppose. If you like RPing, go for it.
Trips is missing
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
do you guys always pic the same waifu?
because i always see the cowboy bebop
guy starting these.
I live in Kansas, the weather can either be absolutely perfect or be a complete hellhole.
>Anything over 68°F is intolerable.
That'd still be a bit cold for summer tbh.
One day Trips guy, I believe in ya!
Picking a new waifu from one you have is heresy.
No I'm not!
You're the hot one!
You're so hot that if someone touches you, they sizzle to a crisp!
Your tenacity is admirable, but your track record is pitiful.
Balrog's theme is pretty sweet, but Balcony has to be my absolute favorite.
Well, hey there, Nanas.
Good to see you around.
Doing fine, just got home tired as usual.
What about you?
How am I the dramatic one, again?
I could imagine, hate trying to sleep while it's so hot. Probably for the best, help you cool down a bit. I'm pretty good, just in bed, not going to gave a repeat of yesterday night, so I've set myself a time.
Sounds good, gotta keep those existential crises at bay. You get up to much today?
Good things come to those who wait. How's it going Trips?
Over here we only really get temperatures like that in the height of summer, sparing freak heat waves and stuff. Why I prefer winter.
You cannot steal my waifu. She's mine!
Yeah, of course I have the same waifu every thread. It is blasphemy to "switch" waifus.
*teleports behind you*
*cuts you in half with my sword from sord art onlime haha :DD*
nothing pereson, kiddo
not this thread but usually i see him
but what happens when 2 people want the same waifu?
Yeah. I can be bipolar. But I'm pretty good at reeling it in.
Disappointed, annoyed, bored, and a little tired.
Thread is a bit stupid today, full of spam, friend bailed on plans we tried to make, and I had to mow my yard early this morning so I didn't get much sleep.
If you are tired, sleep. Don't let me keep you awake.
You just have to claim here before the other can!
In some threads, there is "waifu stealing" by rolling trips or something, though.
that is absolutely lewd
It was earlier this afternoon.
Spider-Man had his fun and left.
I've seen those legs, you can't convince me otherwise!
>Would like to touch me to test that~?
Not staying up all night again, eh? How much longer ya got?
Depends on the person. Sometimes they just coexist, other times they fight for the claim.
Appreciate the faith my good men
I'm doing grad enough though, cheers for the ask.
Waiting for some food an listening to tunes.
This is shamefully true
I'll have to improve my getting game
I'd believe in you, but that endangers my waifu.
Stay a failure.
Yeah, man, gotta stop thinking about how hopeless it all is and look at your waifu. She will fix us!
>You get up to much today?
Literally nothing at all. You?
onii-chan stop being so lewd, you fucking faggot
My legs legs aren't cute!
Have you SEEN your butt?!
Cave story's ost in general hits a chord with me, reminds me a lot of FTL's
Had a long day anyway?
Yep, think I may have dozed on you if I remember right, sorry about that.
I'm giving myself til 2ish max, need to be up pretty early tomorrow.
Ah what're you having, food wise and music wise?
I'm grand, just shutting down for the night.
When I become a squid babby it'll all make sense!
I'm pretty much the opposite, been doing all sorts of odd jobs today.
Your waifu is safe for today at least
I liked R1 and R2 soundtracks more overall, but this one song is the best one in the entire series by far.
Some songs have so many emotions attached to them.
yeh you coming to watch you missing a good part
Do you guys recognize each other waifus?
Because I can't fcking tell.
How do you mean? The actual girls? Or the users posting?
If it's the former, easily. Just watch more anime or check filenames.
The latter? Easily. Check typing patterns and filenames.
What kind of odd jobs? (・ω・)
Onii-chan, what did I just say?
It's like memorizing body language. Kinda interesting!
Listening to some indie rock, some of alt-j's older music, liking it more than I thought I would.
Picked up some chinese for myself and my bro, mainly because I forgot to leave out any meat for cooking, heh.
Probably should do the same myself, have to stop going to bed at 2am.
Yea, I mean when you've been no lifing it up daily for nearly 4 months, it gets real easy.
Yea i just meant the actual animes.
Cuz I feel like there are just fuck loads
of anime and I always feel liek some
people know them all. Which is crazy.
Oh yes they are! And so are you~
>Yes, it so isn't cute.
Haha, make sure not to stay up! 2 AM? That's not that late at all.
Woo made it just in time for a big face-off
I fucking love squirrels
Well you can always start with the anime of the girls in the thread.
Again, use filenames and web services to find the series.
Personally I use MAL for series look-ups and character identifications. Google is really helpful too.
Another good source is >>>/c/
Most of the girls in this thread had dedicated threads.
But at the end of the day you just need to read or watch more manga and anime. If you want anyway.
I've actually not seen basically everyone's anime.
It's pretty easy to reverse search an image or two if you really want to know someone's name though.
Serious question: where would you guys post this shit, if the mods started banning it like they should? You can't go to /a/utism? So seriously where would you host this virginity fest?
So it begins.
The great shitstorm of... today.
We'd have a meetup at your mother's house.
Have the virgins among us fix that.
QOTT: It's 2007 internet again, what flash games are you playing?
>fancy pants adventures of course
It is cute!
Just general admin stuff really, bank things, uni stuff, also did some cleaning and shopping.
I think indie rock makes up the bulk of my listening really. Always nice to be pleasantly surprised.
A Chinese sounds real good about now, even if I tend to only eat the boring stuff off them.
Yeah, made a big mistake yesterday night with not sleeping until I dropped, not gonna repeat it.
I'll remember not to. That's pretty late, but enough to get a good sleep in.