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ITT: Describe games poorly
I'll start with a couple:
>Save thousands of lives
>Get thousands of gold
>Save your dog
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>Kill monsters
>Wear their skin
>????
>Profit
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>>700696084
fallout 4
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>>700696084
fable 2
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>throw controller at yer crt
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>make people disappear into the ground
>drown citizens
>people have superhuman strength
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>>700696175
wrong
>>700696183
right
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>blocks
>blocks
>zombies
>blocks
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>>700696290
well, im off then you pleb.
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>>700696357
Mariokard 3000
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>criminal investigator
>beat up homeless people
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>>700696166
MH
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>>700696250
Every game that existed before 2004
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>>700696250
super smash bros or mario kart 64
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>>700696367
Woah pal, let's play nice

>>700696476
He's got it!
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>>700696441
Deadly Premonition?
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>get weird disease
>rape everyone with your new tentacles
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>>700696441
L.A. Noire?
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>>700696663
Prototype
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>giant space funyuns
>alien chickenpox
>mini blue naked woman
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>Watch tv with your pet
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>random nobody
>grind
>????
>>
>>700696663
Prototype
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>>700696762
THUG1?
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>>700696441
Condemned
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>>700696441
Condemned 2
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>>700696723
Halo
>>
Skeleton rave party and also everyone dies
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>be a prisoner
>find a talking book
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>>700697057
Yes
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>>700696289
Sims?
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>push cart
>multiple "unique" characters
>Cosmetics
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>>700697081
Soul sacrifice?
>>
>>700697270
Overwatch
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>Dating/Murder simulator 2k16
>Fuck your cousins but not too much
>Look at me...
>I am the king now.
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>>700697390
>go back 9 years
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>>700696900
>>
>James Bond
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>>700697478
tea four dress too
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>>700697478
Tf2
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>Russians yell at you every 10 seconds
>every one of their sentences ends with cyka
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>>700697649
james bond 007 goldeneye for nintento computer vidya system
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>>700696609
Wrongo
>>700696665
Wrongerooney
>>700696992
>>700697024
WINRARS
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>>700696084
>stand in a vessel
>see dead bodies on beach
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>>700697877
every online game
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>>700697877
dota2
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>royalty
>forced to pick shit up
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>extremely small chance of people meeting
>meet day 1
>there is no multiplayer despite stating there is
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>>700697877
Stalker
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>>700697943

that's one of the answers
>>
>treat your gun like a barbie
>get shouted at by Russians
>"rush b"
>>
>be NEET shut-in
>have every single known mental illness
>literally everybody, even your mom, hates you
>go underground to kill your future-past self
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>>700698011

no man's sky?
>>
>>700697993
katamari
>>
>>700696357
Unturned?
Its probably minecraft tho
>>
>they see me rollin
>they hatin
>...bein stick to my giant balls
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>>700697870
>>700697831
Winnrars
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>>700698104
yea
>>
>get off a train
>shoot up a bunch of people
>get family back
>die
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>>700698083
Yea
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>>700698130
again. katamari
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>>700698130

katamari, again?
>>
>>700697270
Teen Fortress 2
>>
>>700698242
yeah
haha didnt see the upper one
>>
>>700698256
Nyes
>>
>>700698030
CS:GO
>>
>what a dream
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>go underground to find your dad, find a magic guitar, and revive your mom so your mom can revive your grandma so your grandma can smash the guitar and die
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>>700698336
Yeserooni
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>>700698062
Please tell me what game this is...
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>you do shit
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>>700698194
Red Dead Redemption
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>fight
>enslave
>torture
>poison
>paralyze
>capture
>breed
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>darkness
>darkness
>darkness
>shut the fuck up about the darkness already
>>
>>700698391
Brutal legend?
>>
>>700698421
asscreed or farcry
>>
>>700698388
yume nikki
>>
>>700696761
pokemon channel ez amitrite
>>
>>700698388
it was like a dream
>>
>>700698461
pokemon
>>
>>700698482
>>700698499
no
>>
>Give yourself the opportunity to be called a faggot by a 12 year old
>>
>be small
>get bigger
>get smart
>Rule the planet and take over other planets
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>>700698466
The Darkness
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>sea cats and blitzers
>>
>>700698461
Pokemon?
>>
>>700698388
lsd dream simulator
>>
>>700698554
Bioshock Infinite
>>
>>700698554
CoD
>>
>>700698572
spore
>>
>>700698607
no
>>
>>700698580
nope
>>
>>700698554
every COD game
>>
>>700698062
The binding of OP
>>
>>700698388
link's awakening?
>>
>>700698496
well done friend
>>
>Stamper
>NYAHH SEE
>>
>>700698439
Bingo.
>>
>>700696084
>Rush B
>Team goes A
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>parachute
>get betrayed
>crash plane
>chase waifu through jungle
>BOSSSSSSS
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>>700698466
Alan Wake?
>>
>>700698631
>>700698657

Correct. "Every online game ever" would also be accepted.
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>>700698649
yeet
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>>700698409
no
>>700698473
no
>>
>giant robots
>wall running
>op pistol
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>>700697877
Csgo
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>crash on an island
>grab a couple of flutes to wake up a fish
>none of it was fuckin real
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>>700698747
Csgo
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>>700698755
Pitfall
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>>700698792
Titanfall
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>>700698669
sure
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>>700698677
im sorry, i retarded.
Its MGS3.
I remembered wrong, I thought it was dream not thrill.
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>>700698194
Obviously Red Dead Redemption
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>Watch a samurai masturbate as you punch him in the face
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>>700698833
that's the other one
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>>700698840
again, link's awakening?
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>>700698722
battle blocks theater?
>>
>>700698722
Battle Block Theater.
>>
>>700698669
Fuck dude, I should've known that
>>
>>700698722
scat dull cock beat her
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>>700698942
yea
didn't see the other one
>>
>hd port of older game
>lacks graphical settings compared to original
>runs likes hit
>>
>>700699019
>>700698943
>>700698947
yass
>>
>>700698771
nope
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>Your mexican character gets a nice hat
>Finds one more dimension
>>
>>700696084
Fable 2
>>
>fuck around
>ragdolls
>noclip
>>
>>700699063
FF10
>>
>>700698722
Battleblock theatre
>>
>hole
>hole
>go through hole
>profit
>>
>your mom die
>you escape in a delusionnal world
>ppl see you running with a cape, but hey man it's just a kid, let he be
>>
>A great game with the best gameplay with multiple feelings
>has a shitty fanbase with feminists & alot of fan ficts...
>>
>>700699180
Gmod
>>
>>700699188
Portal
>>
>>700699180
gmod
>>
>>700698906
Shiet I didn't realize somebody already did mgs 3.good taste anon>>700698755
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>>700699188
portal
>>
>lab taken over by the lesser human
>blue haired friend mind controlled by white haired lesser human
>only 3 good games
>>
>>700699188
Portal
>>
>>700696441
Batman
>>
>501st
>>
>>700699188
portal
>>
>>700696084
>Dago stomps heads till he gets his bitch back
>>
>>700699188
and portal 2
>>
>kill your wife
>receive mail
>>
>>700699254
ya, but i fucked it up because im retarded
>>
>>700699248
>>700699268
>>700699282
Yes
>>
>>700699217
minecraft?
>>
>>700698925
Overwatch
>>
>>700699234
UT
>>
>>700699234
Minecraft
>>
>>700699287
>>700699299
also yes
>>
>>700699284
Battlefront 2.
>>
>>700699234
belowstory
>>
>>700699234

any game tumblr finds?
undertale?
>>
>>700698792


Pregnant Elsa Foot Surgery
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>>700699217
Mother
>>
>>700699249
>>700699239
Yesserino niggers
>>
>>700699234
every popular game that is in fact way enough cringy ?
>>
>travel through parallel universes
>clone objects
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>>700699306
Postal ?
>>
>>700699279
Ape Escape
>>
>>700699434
SM64
>>
>>700699398
Precisely
>>
>shootings monsters
>survive waves
>kill boss at the end.
>>
>>700699460

Nope
>>
>>700699183
>lacks graphical settings compared to original
the original FFX didn't have a pc port
hint:
>story isn't important. get that shit out of here
>10 years later: Please let me make a game based of this storyline
>>
>>700699408
HAHAHAHAhahahaha killyourself
>>
>>700699488
Every tower defense flash game?
>>
>teen drama
>time control
>most arbitrary roller-coaster of emotions known to man


>>700698722
Battleblock Theatre.

>>700699063
Every "HD-Edition" of anything ever made.
>>
>be black
>have black friends
>do crime
>profit
>>
>>700699488
destiny?
>>
>>700699410
Oh man, I fucking need to play that game. I tell that like once in a month. But no
>>
>master of unlocking
>bad camera angles
>tfw almost a sandwich
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>>700699566
Nope.
>>
>blue
>help your buds out
>meatpops
>>
>>700699568
Life is Strange
>>
>>700699568
That telltale game
>>
>>700699478
Correct
>>
>>700696084

>get in spaceship
>game crashes
>>
>>700699603
nope
>>
>>700699636

RE 1
>>
>recieve phone calls
>beat the shit out of people
>>
>>700699636
Resident evil
>>
>Volcano
>Octopus
>Bad omen
>Shoot people
>>
>>700699582
gta monkey edition
>>
>>700699706
thats the one
>>
>>700699709
GTA IV
>>
>>700699582
Metal Gear Solid 3 or Boku No Pico
>>
>>700698466
KH
>>
>>700699568
Life is Strange
>>
>>700699709
Hotline Miami
>>
>>700699709
Hot line miami
>>
>>700699709
GTA 5
>>
>>700699582
gta. all of them. basically a nigger simulator
>>
>No Man's Sky done right
>>
>>700699776
wow that was quick, dead on. wow
>>
>travel world
>fuck bitches
>ridiculously awesome action
>lots of exposition
>supernatural twist
>>
>>700699838
i think you're black in only two of them.
>>
>>700699709
battletoads
>>
>Be a hot cop
>Your sister's fucked up
>also 90s
>>
>>700699882
Uncharted?
>>
>go into cryosleep
>wake up son is gone
>find dogmeat
>do quests
>go to Institute
>find out son is old man
>kill or join Shaun
>fallout 4
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>>700699777
thats it
>>
>>700699842
Ftl
>>
>abandon your dying wife
>in the wilderness
>radio woman leads you on
>guy kills his son
>>
>>700699942
one of the True Crime games?
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>>700699777
You've stolen my trips. Prepare to die.
>>700699776
>>
>>700699696
no mans sky? ppft man you load the game and it crashes
>>
>>700699984
is it fallout 4?
>>
>>700699953
yeah
>>
>play as criminals to steal money
>actual criminals are developers
>>
>>700700029

nope
>>
>>700700007
Nah
>>
>>700696084
Fable 2?
>>
>>700699095
fez?
>>
>>700699984
fallout 3 amirite
>>
>have bronw hair
>depending on how many people you kill you can get a different ending
>>
>>700700073
Gta 5
>>
>>700696357
castleminer z
>>
>>700699842
Star citizens?
>>
>>700699984
The lego movie game
>>
>Jeep with C4 attached coming at you
>Get blown up
>>
>>700700073

payday?
>>
>>700700156
*brown hair
>>
>>700700073
payday 2
>>
>>700696084
>peruvians
>>
>>700700182
Warmer
>>
>>700699838
>Vice City
>III
>IV
>Liberty City
>>
>>700700156
Dishonored?
>>
>>700699842
elite: dangerous
>>
>You get blood on your face
>Plot twist: it was Satan's
>>
>>700700156
life is strange?
>>
>>700699984
Its the pokemans right
>>
>>700700305
Winrar
>>
>>700700164
that actually works but wasnt what i was thinking
>>700700231
>>700700239
correct
>>
>>700696084
>Girl game
>ps2
>much fairys
>was tv show
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>>700700013
firewatch
>>
>>700700156
undertale
>>
>free for first hour
>lots and lots of grinding
>hasn't been good since 2008
>>
>>700700156
Undertale
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>>700700055
Oh man. My dubs were stolen too.
>>700700054
>>
>>700700276
he has some black friends in the IV though
close enough
>>
>>700699751
Skyrim
>>
>be in a boat
>see dead bodies on the beach
>>
>>700700428
Yep
>>
>HEAVY MACHINEGUN
>>
>>700700473
RS?
>>
>>700700473
Wow
>>
>>700700156
Dishonored, life is strange, Undertale and that one game where you are in jail and there are demons and shit.
>>
>>700700156
undertale..?
>>
>>700700539
ROCKET LAWN CHAIR
>>
>>700698618
What how?
>>
>>700700223
battlefront
>>
>>700700544
close
>>
>kill deamons
>identify items
>kill mummies
>identify items
>kill satan
>>
>Ingest something or die
>>
>>700700473
WoW?
>>
>president
>sike
>>
>>700700561
correct!
>>
>Character has option to make clothes and be civilized
>Mfw most people run around naked beating people up with a rock
>>
>>700697877
DayZ
>>
>sarcastic cunt chews you out
>black legend is in full swing
>glitchy as fuck
>enemies are retarded
>>
>Shauuuun
>>
>slash shit with weeabo wet dreap ninja
>you can slice and dice nearly everything
>>
>>700700539
The metal slug series
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>>700700710
Fallout 4
>>
>darkness
>shoot light bulbs
>>
>>700696762
Runescape?
>>
>Look at me I am the captain now
> Basicaly Pirates of the Caribbean simulator
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