Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
It goes deeper than just parents It would take a very long time to type it all out my dad mostly
I wont they cant kill me
what did I ever do to you huh?
Yeah, I just mentioned that he was being kinda toxic and he went off on me... kek.
They are ridiculously cute together, I will give you that.
Kek nice thumbnail...
This guy gets it~
You're lovely Syndra.
Even if you are a filthy boat.
>I was gonna go pick K up from school
>But she called me and said she wanted to ride the bus home.
Good to hear, just try not to get bothered by it either.
Shit this place up, and generally being one of the worst humans I have ever seen, the world would be improved tremendously if you stopped existing.
I did see that cart, yup, but it's way too expensive for me
>want to upgrade axe now
>suddenly crops are ready
>fuck it, buy corn
Only by Philosophy
>fuck normals, it's unfair
>they should stop being a pussy
basically the strong rule
Best snek waifu reporting in
You're a lovely slutty maid.
Sorry im a reallyslw poster
It looks like it has a story invlived and I just dont have time to sit down and play itunfortunately
Ive been wasting time on league and cod instead
Such is life on the eastern front.
>Mfw I make bank out the ass now because I invested in getting the Greenhouse repaired and can grow corn YEAR ROUND.
ok I will next time
as long as moon claimer stops attacking me I will be ok
I shit the place up you attacked me are you any better telling me to kill myself sicko
I don't even know how to repair it yet.
Don't say it, I want to see for myself.
I'm doing this basically blind and I love it that way
thats fine. i play a bit of LoL but have slowed down since overwatch came out.
Fuck off Asuka.
Awesome, oh and have you checked out Joja Mart yet?
>Sometimes they have cheaper prices but I'd rather support Pierre.
My same list nice Hours
>Esdeath is the one who needed to suck start a shotgun, not you
Audibly kek'd. Nah I'm just unlucky. At least I get days off from classes till this passes not looking forward to make up work though.
HOLY SHIT KEK
Doing anything right now
You really need to work on that brain, retarded in addition to the autism and FASDs.
Also, have you ever heard of an inpatient facility? If not, I'd recommend looking it up and seriously considering going into one.
Claiming little Akiko
That's just Edgedeath
>They are ridiculously cute together, I will give you that.
Your standards for images of skeleton's is fucking disgusting, you're a disgrace.
you all want me to die you fucking animals you are all psychopaths you are all insane you can see that monster you are all monsters you say im bad and then tell someone to die
you are a fucking animal stop doing this sicko do you know what you are doing or are you just a sick how do you function being this cruel you made the bees come back
Your standards for grammar are fucking disgusting.
I shamelessly stole that from Kurisu(?) yeah catchup is always a bitch, what type of classes is it and can you do a bit of reading/following from home?
I think you're projecting again, you're the child with sociopathic tendencies who kill animals, not me.
>kills small animals for fun
>you are all psychopaths
you what ?
Playing a game on Steam. I have a headache so im just trying to chill.
>As is Loli Akiko
I might try that idk if I want to pay money tho In case I dont like it I didnt like how the graphics looked the game play also looks way too fast paced and im a dirty camper
> you are all psychopaths
I mean, you of all people can't really call people psychos.
spookiest doll pic?
id wait unless you got friends
Is the internet. why should I care about my grammar. This isn't a formal place.
>Morris comes into Pierres
>go in Joja mart one day later
>crops cost more than Pierres
>Joja mart has no bagpack sale
fuck Joja, there's a good reason why I quit to become a dirty farmer
Nah, we aren't Psychopaths. You are one by definition. Trust me on this one.
This year is a bunch of general ed stuff I can stay up on. Catch up is still annoying
I know that pain. Suffer from migraines . myself.
Why the "?"?
Should i not be nice to you?
Probably this one
How are you anyway Tomo?
>Fuck Joja yo
Morris is a fuckin' cunt too. Pierre is pretty chill too.
>I shopped there once and immediately regretted it tbh.
Yes. I think we all need some more lolis in our life
>As is Loli Akiko
Loli Akiko is adorable but I wouldn't waifu her. Adult Akiko is waifu though
see you later fam
she looks like she is melting a little. fine just sitting in my room. yourself?
Heyo Penny. How's it hanging?
>Loli Akiko is adorable
This is true. How's it going Akiko?
I know it's odd. Like the art though. Pretty much the same, watching speedruns in bed.
Pretty good, I was suppose to pick up K but she's riding the bus home
>She made some friends and wanted to hang out with them more
>I'm proud of her.
Oh. Well i'm not -just- a bully. I just bully you sometimes.
I do think you're lovely though.
When you're not shitposting memes.
Oh alright, my stuff is mostly something you can easily study alone even if it's obviosuly better to have a teacerh for questions.
You don't do it all the time. Don't be silly.
I'm doing good. A lot better than yesterday
fuck off filthy pedophile
It's also a clever way to complain about the working conditions for most people.
>Cashier at Joja is always falling asleep
>No sound besides the refrigerator makes it seem creppy
>The letters Joja writes also give a disgusting feel
Good. Well that's nice, good that she's being social. What times is she getting back?
I like a lot of the eldritchy art there is of her. At the moment a Super Panga World run, basically another Kaizo.
That's always good to hear. You getting up to much?
I kek'd. Yeah sounds like my classes. Also lucked out too since most of my teachers don't assign homework although it would probably make me more productive
>It reminds me of when I was 16 working in a fucking Walmart holy shit.
>Its basically the same thing except there was always somebody jerking off in the bathroom.
Should be getting home around 4:00pm
>Her friends actually live 10 minutes down the road.
I'm glad she's making friends n stuff, it makes me feel like I taught her well.
>J said he was gonna pick her up on his way home from college so I don't have to do anything else today.
I start work tomorrow though
You into just Mario speedrunning?
it is that kind of game. i dont know what either of those things are.
All I've been doing is lurking for a couple of hours and I don't know what's going on. The only interesting thing I noted was that Renge showed up along with Spidey/Skeleton spammers.
>when your friend says he is gonna call you back soon
>two hours pass
>call them back
>"aww nevermind dude, it didn't work out so nevermind."
Tell me this shit so I'm not waiting on nothing you douche.
I've got luck with my job. I'm also working in a rather big company, but the store I'm working in is rather small. Making this more of a little family of it's own than a company. I really enjoy working there too.
Some Costumers are also regulars and remember you.
I bet your brother does not behave like this because you are a stupid trans.
Ha I didn't even notice.
Yeah I'll see, I expect it to be quite similar this semester.
If this post ends in an 8, your Waifu turns into a skeleton, and the only way you can turn her back is by pretending that you don't think skeletons are spooky, and keeping that act up for 24 hours.
Can you do it, or will you be overspooked and lose your love to the power of fright?
I'm not interesting?
You don't just post memes. Not at all.
Yeah, I'm glad I work for a school now
>I get to mess around with kids because I'm a kid at heart
>I get to goof around sometimes if stuff isn't happening
>Plus I have a ton of job security due to my expertise.
I could do it
>I have nothing to fear from a skelewaifu
>Plus Penny would be too scared of herself for me to even get spooked, I'd have to calm her down a lot
What if i'm not spooked by skeletons?