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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>700687504
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claimed
>>700691348
You only show up when this happens. Sucks. Anyways, how is your day?
still here
Claiming Akiko
>>700690672
>Chara
Yeah but I don't care about that not is it my problem
>>700690811
>Haruna
>Why so toxic?
He's quite literally insane. Watch the show, it's hilarious
>Still no Haruna
Keep working for that boatfu. I'm sure you'll get her. Dedication pays off and life will be happier
>>700691084
>Egdedeath
>im not good at punctuation
You literally just put a fucking point at the end of your sentence. It's not a fucking mind twister
> its my turn to be happy and have a gf
There are no turns, there is no queue. Life is unfair and you'll never get a gf if you keep thinking like this, deal with it
Claimed, desu~
Saber claim
>>700690811
That's a really cute image Haruna
>>700690923
Playing vidya and recovering from my illness. Was going to lurk but this Esdeath incident caught my eye
>>700691084
>Killing animals
>Stalking people
>As bad as insulting the person doing that
And there goes the last grain of respect I had.
>Every normal should die
Yep and there goes any chance it would come back
>>700691348
Dess
claimed
Penny Claim!
Its probably happy hour isn't it?
>>700691610
Heya, saber. How have you been, desu ka?
Fuck your faggot ass thread
>>700690686
Ok here we go.
I play ps4 Overwatch and "bloodborne atm"and I just started getting into League of legends with gardy and mami and a few other waifus. It's a pretty good time. I like to read but i have a hard time reading because I have add and i cant just sit still and commit to just reading. So i usually read manga on the bus or in the car. So i cherish long trips for that reason. I am going to germany this year in October and I have been compiling manga and games to play on the flight.
Besides for anime, I like watching Bill Mar and John oliver and most of those awesome hour long shows like game of thrones, Outcast, Penny dreadful. shit like that.
I live alone and have a choclate lab named morgan she's 6 momths old and is pretty baller
Still here, playing guitar
>>700691317
im all ears
>>700691403
sadist
>>700691417
I know most people hurt me here
especially best moon claim that guy is a sadist
>>700691610
I just dont get you people I just cant
Nico Nico Nii~
How is everyone today?
I'm back fuckers
>>700691084
And that is exactly where our values differ.
No one should die and make way for correct. This is essentially Hitler.
>Screw the Jews, time for Herrenrasse
The World is not unfair. Depending on where you live you even have an advantage to other people
>>700691584
Understandable. I still think it's more sad than amusing. It's like he was raised in a complete different time and era than we were
>>700691657
Heya Penny!
Holy fuck it needs long to raise friendship.
>Summer 12
>Not one person with more than one heart
>9 Person with one heart
>>700691791
Hey question for you, what image do you happen to fap to the most?
Haruna claimed.
>>700691084
Wew calm down there, I didn't do anything to you...
>>700691592
Oh a Kongou? Hello!
>>700691584
I guess. He seems rather hostile...
Soon™
>>700691610
Thanks Saber! So is yours!
How are you? Feeling any better?
Best type moon claimed.
>>700691084
>narcissistic
You keep using that word.
>>700691610
Oh right the illness, yeah it's always terrible when you get it, got medicine for it or just rest and blankets?
>>700691751
I play overwatch too, though i've been kind of not playing it lately.
Used to play league. Played at low platinum (though if you're just starting that probably doesn't mean much)
Usually when i read, it's all quite dry stuff. Though i do have No Game No Life 1-5 sitting around that a read. Need to order the rest.
I know what you mean with ADD bit though. I have a hard time reading when i'm not in the mood for it.
>>700691960
Heyo~
Giving a person a gift can GREATLY increase friendship levels, dunno If I told you about that or not
>I sorta cheatsydoodled and looked at the wiki to find out their favourite gifts.
>You can give gifts twice a week too.
>>700691791
That's cause Shiki is Shiki. You just gotta believe everyone loves you and they will!
>>700691883
Nice of you to pop in. It wouldn't be a /waifu/ thread without you, desu!
>>700692200
God you are a nigger
Claimu
>>700692099
Hello, daijoubu. I heard there was a Haruna claimer in here so I had to check it out, desu.
Kuro's mine bitches
>Hirasawa Ui
>playing games
>>700692169
I know, I do that most of the time
>with limited money I can't gift very well since I need the money to buy crops and shit
So far I've set my eyes on...
Leah
Penny
Shane
Oh and Emily but she isn't single
>>700692290
Now that's just rude. I have done nothing for you to assume I'm of a lower class than white, desu.
>>700692290
God isn't a nigger.
>>700691079
That wasn't for renge
>>700691538
>>700691549
>>700691551
>>700691579
>>700691610
>>700691751
>>700691791
Sup nerds? How is everyone?
Akkio wherever you are I saw what you said about me being amusing dont side with the bad people dont be a traitor
>>700691908
what what do you want me to say?
>>700691983
anything giantess
>>700692132
talk to me my anger with you needs to subside and I cant let you go on your marry way until I show you how evil you are you are nice to the others I hate you even more now
<nycor> I came out to my parents today
>>700692390
Your trying to rationalise the hostility of a spiderman shitposter
>>700692383
True.
>They were suppose to make an update to where you can date Emily, but it hasn't happened yet
True yeah, but one thing thats good is a lot of people like the random stuff you find in the forest so its cheap and easy
>Plus foraging can net you a TON of cash.
>Free crops yo.
>>700692577
Spiderman is a good husbando.
>>700692351
>obligatory active posters note
>>700692497
mentally unstable
>>700692568
how did it go?
>>700691551
Oh, my bad. It's just the fact that I heard Esdeath's screams of agony and I had to check it out, desu.
>>700692481
>>700692541
Hey man
>>700692568
Wait, you're gay?
>>700691870
One of my best days in recent memory. You?
>>700692292
>>700692351
Hi.
>>700692652
That's an impostor nycor.
>>700692497
Great.
>>700692651
>active posters
>Eu
>>700692132
Hand foot and mouth disease so yeah it's just a waiting game.
>>700692099
Yeah I'm feeling a lot better thanks
>>700691700
I've been good and you?
>>700692568
Did they call you an fagget?
>>700692296
Yeah, Im still fairly new here. Nice of you to stop by though! Glad to meet you~
>>700692541
Whatever you want.
>>700692628
>>700691475
>miia claimed
best snek waifu reporting in
what is going on here
>>700692577
You're*
And yes, yes I am. I see the error of my ways, desu.
>>700691079 (Shiro)
I'm doing well, just busy and tired of work. Yourself?
>>700692750
i blame nycor
>>700691870
Hello little nico
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>700692541
Was hoping you would say ballbusting but that's nice i suppose
Hello again
>>700692651
>Active posters
>Prinz
>>700692834
What's up renge?
>>700692875
SO smug, holy moly.
>>700692875
I don't want your pity (you)s.
>>700692628
I should definitely forage more then.
>down to 40 in the mine
>where's the iron?
Iron is a surprisingly scarce ressource for me...
That reminds me, I have to upgrade my tools too...
>2000 gold
ah fuck man, I need more corn to grow... steady income for two seasons...
>>700692760
Same. Just working and relaxing.
>>700692773
Nice to meet you as well, desu~
>>700692750
Hi, Shiro. How did fixing your sleep schedule in time for school work out?
>>700692819
Kongou dess
>>700692819
Stop being a nazi and saying "desu" , you make me want to have a 12 gauge slug in my gut
>>700692760
I told you feet was a degenerate fetish.
>>700692541
If you want to talk you need to learn to be intelligible first.
>>700692875
Smugs! Heyo~
>>700692952
The iron is more plentiful in the icy regions of the mines
>Mfw 25000 to upgrade with Iridium
Kek.
>Grow ALL THE CORN
Corn is so valuable.
Oh and if you ever have like, excess stone or wood
>You won't need more than 999
You can sell that too.
>>700692750
Hello! How's it going, Shiro?
>>700691487
>>700691546
>>700691473
Isnt that ridiculously high? Maybe ill eat it then
>>700691101
Play video games if nothing else. Maybe get a new steam game I just got Mitsurugi Kamui Hikae
>>700692752
Indeed.
>>700693046
Hai~
>>700693052
No balls, faggot, desu.
>>700693149
Do it faggot you won't no balls
>YOU WILL SHIT OUT YOUR ENTIRE COLON UNLESS YOU DRINK A LOT OF WATER WITH THAT SHIT.
Salty shits are the worst.
>>700692834
Fucking fantastic to be honest. I truly smiled for the first time in what seems like months.
>>700692970
It worked out just fine. Still anxious about school itself though. What ya playing?
>>700693137
Top reply. How about you, man?
>>700693202
Indeed indeed.
>>700692760
Thats good to hear.
>>700692968
There are a lot of botes in here huh? Your like the 4th or 5th one ive met now.
>Wew that pic
I surrender im done fighting. my brain has fried just make it stop!
>>700692910
Everyday.
>>700693210
Hai~~
>>700693210
this is why I want a hiroshima part 2
>>700693149
It's pretty high. Doesn't really matter that much though, so long as it's not a super common thing.
>>700693418
No one's fighting with you.
>>700693133
Great, I just got into the icy region
got it. Still don't have too much ressources
>I'm growing some Maple trees right now
>So I can get my beehive
plus, I'll sell the fucking maple syrup mwahaha
Yuno for life
>>700693105
Feet is one of better fetishes tho
>>700693284
That's awesome! What's got you feeling so good?
>>700692947
Not too much, how ya been Yuuki?
>>700693149
whats that about?
>>700693425
Hello fellow anon spidey
>>700693284
A copy of CS:GO I won in a kind anon's steam giveaway thread some months ago, although I'm not very good still I play it because it's one of the only two games that cost actually one in my Steam library.
>other is Castle Crashers
do you have either game?
>>700693372
Yep. I've coined us the term Certified Boat Fuckers, desu.
>>700693418
Ignore everyone that's giving you shit just say hi to me
>ffs
>>700693418
I'm sorry, hope you feel better.
>>700693533
You silly fuck it is the worst fetish
>renge
>>700693418
k.
>>700692947
So absolute good golly
>im lame and suck at these
>>700693133
Hello pennz
>>700693105
>I told you feet was a degenerate fetish
I don't recall saying I had one. >>700693372
How've you been?
>Don't remember if I asked
>>700693418
But we all love you, desu!
>>700693418
Ctrl + W
>>700693418
Well that was some talk.
>>700693678
Damnit you're ruining the joke.
>>700693554
I was just running and I found myself smiling, and couldn't stop either. So yea.
>>700691592
Nice
Kongou is best bote
>>700691657
Edgedeath hour
>>700691960
>It's like he was raised in a complete different time and era than we were
There is literally no time and era where Edgedeath would've fit in
>>700692099
All bark, no bite. It is rather fun listening to his insane ramblings
>>700692968
>2 Kongou ships
I like where this is going
>>700692541
>wherever you are
I'm right fucking here. Where could I possibly hide?
>I saw what you said about me being amusing
Being amusing to me is a virtue though. Keep it up
>>700693649
You are wrong on so many levels
>>700693284
I'm happy to hear that! it's nice to see you're doing fantastic.
I'm the same as usual, might watch something later.
>>700693418
I'm terribly sorry to hear that.
>>700693649
renge how could you
>>700692541
come watch akame ga kill bby
So much anim, need real women
>>700693508
Aww yeaah boi, get that money.
>>700693657
Whats up yo? :>
>>700693805
Kek.
>He's mentally deranged but I like to maintain some hope that he won't turn into a rampaging serial killer.
>>700693903
see >>700693804
If you're wondering why.
>>700693979
>nigger.png
>>700693554
Pretty good, had my first day of classes of the semester today. You?
>>700693657
You'll get better. Learn how to puns
>>700694041
>>700693586
Hmm I approve... Thats a pretty good nickname.
>>700693678
Not too bad, rather tired today.
>>700693805
It does seem rather entertaining. He kinda sets himself up for it doesnt he? kek
>Kongou is best bote
>Ouch....
Claimed
>>700693533
Also how would that even work?
>>700692541
>>700693784
>Damnit you're ruining the joke
Didn't even realize it was one
>>700693805
Why, yes there would have been one where he'd slightly fit in.
Hitler or Sparta times, you decide
>>700693996
Oh, I also could afford an apple tree in spring. It's growing now. So in Fall I'll have some nice apples.
The only thing I've avoided until now is fishing. Because I don't like fishing.
>>700693805
Kongou is best~ got some more Kongous too, desu!
>>700693996
i just want you to know that i married penny and immediately after i changed my farm into a vineyard and produced nothing but wine
>>700693804
That's a great feeling. I'm glad to hear you're doing well! Has school started back for you yet?
>>700693796
My colored compatriot
>>700693846
I have posted a full rant on why feet is such a bad fetish before, it's that garbage
>>700693920
I'm not wrong
>>700694258
HFMD isn't actually spread by exposure to feet either, this is why I need the tilde ~-
>>700693610
oh sorry hi akame
>>700693633
I will soon I have something to help it pass with me
>>700693755
im better now I love you aswell
>>700693784
just stop attacking me
>>700693903
im fine busy beez in my head are calmish
>>700693805
it still is the way I was raised
>>700693931
ok :)
>>700694388
Yea it has. It could be better, but I'm trying to push through.
>>700693258
>>700693467
Ill take a few bites im trying to eat healthy
>>700693567
Its an anime themed hack and slash with female protagonist I have tried it tho it might still be on sale for ~2.50
>>700694388
But feet are great
What about loli feet?
>>700694388
So many people don't realize how shit of a fetish that feet actually is
>>700694472
Good. Can't have you going on a retard strength fit, desu!
>>700694260
Fishing is a huge pain in the ass
Oh, by the way did you know about the cart that sells cool stuff in the woods?
>It comes around on Friday and Sunday and the chick always sells some neat stuff.
>>700694284
Kek, nice.
>My main produce is monster loot and ingots at this point.
>>700694388
post it again then?
so i can tell you why you are wrong
>>700694237
i like feet but sneks are better
>>700694553
looks like some sort of ninja gaiden kinda thing.
>>700694735
Oh my god snek just shut the fuck up, desu.
>>700694735
The point where I question if sneks are furys is the point I question my lief
>>700694472
You know, have you ever told your therapist about when you stalked that girl?
>>700693996
I don't think he will. To me it looks like he's the masochist kind that's more likely to an hero than to go on a rampage
>>700694219
>He kinda sets himself up for it doesnt he
Yeah, eople hardly have to do anything to set him off.
>Ouch....
Well I didn't know haruna and Kongou just hits that perfect sweet spot between mature and playful for me
>>700694260
Hitler maybe, Sparta no fucking way.
>>700694274
Damn right desu~
Yes, that's the good stuff alright
>>700694472
Were you horribly abused or some shit?
>>700694403
You didn't use a tilde in the first reply though unless my phone its a bug.
>I got exposed to it from my younger brother don't know how he got it exactly. Somehow I got it worse than him and my face looks like it was on the wrong end of a shotgun.
>>700694219
Well that's good.
>Haruna is still best Kongou
>>700694036
Wow, i wish it was that easy for me. but that's nice to hear.
>>700694472
Just don't let it kill you.
fast thread
>>700694159
I have the same coming an hour after I get off work. It's gonna be a long night.
>>700694586
Better because loli, still bad though
>>700694602
It really is though
Absolutely haram
>>700694735
On mobile, but I'm really not
The biggest component is that it's a waste of good thread space when there is literally nothing inherently sexual about feet and no task that can be performed with them that can't be done better by hands
>>700694525
Hey, keep your head up and I'm sure you'll be alright. It's just a slog through for a couple years, really.
>>700694903
i'm bored
so no
>>700695094
I didn't but I probably should have.
> my face looks like it was on the wrong end of a shotgun.
Esdeath is the one who needed to suckstart a 12 gauge, not you.
>>700695094
Haruna > Kirishima > Hiei > Kongou
wtf isn't this a spiderman thread?
>>700695073
Prolly.
>Maybe some woman will find him on the street and put a collar on him or something.
>Kek
>Penny~
>>700695241
FUCKING KEK
>>700695328
That's what I was wondering.
>>700695370
>>700695337
>>700695321
>>700695307
>>700695241
Oh god why that thumbnail!? It's just my anxiety disorder, I try to stay positive though.
>>700695241
THAT THUMBNAIL
>>700695241
>that thumbnail switch
Yeah, it's gonna be kind of a rough semester.
>>700695380
Just adding a wifu
>>700695272
You're gay
So yes, desu.
Just gonna claim Kirino
>>700695553
I love you
>>700695241
nice thumbnail :^)
Doesn't the loli cancel out the feet?
