Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
You only show up when this happens. Sucks. Anyways, how is your day?
Yeah but I don't care about that not is it my problem
>Why so toxic?
He's quite literally insane. Watch the show, it's hilarious
>Still no Haruna
Keep working for that boatfu. I'm sure you'll get her. Dedication pays off and life will be happier
>im not good at punctuation
You literally just put a fucking point at the end of your sentence. It's not a fucking mind twister
> its my turn to be happy and have a gf
There are no turns, there is no queue. Life is unfair and you'll never get a gf if you keep thinking like this, deal with it
That's a really cute image Haruna
Playing vidya and recovering from my illness. Was going to lurk but this Esdeath incident caught my eye
>As bad as insulting the person doing that
And there goes the last grain of respect I had.
>Every normal should die
Yep and there goes any chance it would come back
Heya, saber. How have you been, desu ka?
Ok here we go.
I play ps4 Overwatch and "bloodborne atm"and I just started getting into League of legends with gardy and mami and a few other waifus. It's a pretty good time. I like to read but i have a hard time reading because I have add and i cant just sit still and commit to just reading. So i usually read manga on the bus or in the car. So i cherish long trips for that reason. I am going to germany this year in October and I have been compiling manga and games to play on the flight.
Besides for anime, I like watching Bill Mar and John oliver and most of those awesome hour long shows like game of thrones, Outcast, Penny dreadful. shit like that.
I live alone and have a choclate lab named morgan she's 6 momths old and is pretty baller
im all ears
I know most people hurt me here
especially best moon claim that guy is a sadist
I just dont get you people I just cant
And that is exactly where our values differ.
No one should die and make way for correct. This is essentially Hitler.
>Screw the Jews, time for Herrenrasse
The World is not unfair. Depending on where you live you even have an advantage to other people
Understandable. I still think it's more sad than amusing. It's like he was raised in a complete different time and era than we were
Holy fuck it needs long to raise friendship.
>Not one person with more than one heart
>9 Person with one heart
Wew calm down there, I didn't do anything to you...
Oh a Kongou? Hello!
I guess. He seems rather hostile...
Thanks Saber! So is yours!
How are you? Feeling any better?
Best type moon claimed.
You keep using that word.
Oh right the illness, yeah it's always terrible when you get it, got medicine for it or just rest and blankets?
I play overwatch too, though i've been kind of not playing it lately.
Used to play league. Played at low platinum (though if you're just starting that probably doesn't mean much)
Usually when i read, it's all quite dry stuff. Though i do have No Game No Life 1-5 sitting around that a read. Need to order the rest.
I know what you mean with ADD bit though. I have a hard time reading when i'm not in the mood for it.
Giving a person a gift can GREATLY increase friendship levels, dunno If I told you about that or not
>I sorta cheatsydoodled and looked at the wiki to find out their favourite gifts.
>You can give gifts twice a week too.
That's cause Shiki is Shiki. You just gotta believe everyone loves you and they will!
Nice of you to pop in. It wouldn't be a /waifu/ thread without you, desu!
Hello, daijoubu. I heard there was a Haruna claimer in here so I had to check it out, desu.
I know, I do that most of the time
>with limited money I can't gift very well since I need the money to buy crops and shit
So far I've set my eyes on...
Oh and Emily but she isn't single
Now that's just rude. I have done nothing for you to assume I'm of a lower class than white, desu.
Sup nerds? How is everyone?
Akkio wherever you are I saw what you said about me being amusing dont side with the bad people dont be a traitor
what what do you want me to say?
talk to me my anger with you needs to subside and I cant let you go on your marry way until I show you how evil you are you are nice to the others I hate you even more now
Your trying to rationalise the hostility of a spiderman shitposter
>They were suppose to make an update to where you can date Emily, but it hasn't happened yet
True yeah, but one thing thats good is a lot of people like the random stuff you find in the forest so its cheap and easy
>Plus foraging can net you a TON of cash.
>Free crops yo.
Spiderman is a good husbando.
how did it go?
Oh, my bad. It's just the fact that I heard Esdeath's screams of agony and I had to check it out, desu.
One of my best days in recent memory. You?
That's an impostor nycor.
Hand foot and mouth disease so yeah it's just a waiting game.
Yeah I'm feeling a lot better thanks
I've been good and you?
Yeah, Im still fairly new here. Nice of you to stop by though! Glad to meet you~
best snek waifu reporting in
what is going on here
And yes, yes I am. I see the error of my ways, desu.
I'm doing well, just busy and tired of work. Yourself?
Hello little nico
Shinoa claimed ',:)
What's up renge?
SO smug, holy moly.
I should definitely forage more then.
>down to 40 in the mine
>where's the iron?
Iron is a surprisingly scarce ressource for me...
That reminds me, I have to upgrade my tools too...
ah fuck man, I need more corn to grow... steady income for two seasons...
Same. Just working and relaxing.
Nice to meet you as well, desu~
Hi, Shiro. How did fixing your sleep schedule in time for school work out?
Stop being a nazi and saying "desu" , you make me want to have a 12 gauge slug in my gut
I told you feet was a degenerate fetish.
If you want to talk you need to learn to be intelligible first.
The iron is more plentiful in the icy regions of the mines
>Mfw 25000 to upgrade with Iridium
>Grow ALL THE CORN
Corn is so valuable.
Oh and if you ever have like, excess stone or wood
>You won't need more than 999
You can sell that too.
Hello! How's it going, Shiro?
Isnt that ridiculously high? Maybe ill eat it then
Play video games if nothing else. Maybe get a new steam game I just got Mitsurugi Kamui Hikae
Fucking fantastic to be honest. I truly smiled for the first time in what seems like months.
It worked out just fine. Still anxious about school itself though. What ya playing?
Top reply. How about you, man?
Thats good to hear.
There are a lot of botes in here huh? Your like the 4th or 5th one ive met now.
>Wew that pic
I surrender im done fighting. my brain has fried just make it stop!
this is why I want a hiroshima part 2
It's pretty high. Doesn't really matter that much though, so long as it's not a super common thing.
Great, I just got into the icy region
got it. Still don't have too much ressources
>I'm growing some Maple trees right now
>So I can get my beehive
plus, I'll sell the fucking maple syrup mwahaha
Feet is one of better fetishes tho
That's awesome! What's got you feeling so good?
Not too much, how ya been Yuuki?
Hello fellow anon spidey
A copy of CS:GO I won in a kind anon's steam giveaway thread some months ago, although I'm not very good still I play it because it's one of the only two games that cost actually one in my Steam library.
>other is Castle Crashers
do you have either game?
Yep. I've coined us the term Certified Boat Fuckers, desu.
Ignore everyone that's giving you shit just say hi to me
So absolute good golly
>im lame and suck at these
>I told you feet was a degenerate fetish
I don't recall saying I had one. >>700693372
How've you been?
>Don't remember if I asked
Well that was some talk.
Damnit you're ruining the joke.
I was just running and I found myself smiling, and couldn't stop either. So yea.
Kongou is best bote
>It's like he was raised in a complete different time and era than we were
There is literally no time and era where Edgedeath would've fit in
All bark, no bite. It is rather fun listening to his insane ramblings
>2 Kongou ships
I like where this is going
>wherever you are
I'm right fucking here. Where could I possibly hide?
>I saw what you said about me being amusing
Being amusing to me is a virtue though. Keep it up
You are wrong on so many levels
I'm happy to hear that! it's nice to see you're doing fantastic.
I'm the same as usual, might watch something later.
I'm terribly sorry to hear that.
come watch akame ga kill bby
So much anim, need real women
Aww yeaah boi, get that money.
Whats up yo? :>
>He's mentally deranged but I like to maintain some hope that he won't turn into a rampaging serial killer.
Pretty good, had my first day of classes of the semester today. You?
You'll get better. Learn how to puns
Hmm I approve... Thats a pretty good nickname.
Not too bad, rather tired today.
It does seem rather entertaining. He kinda sets himself up for it doesnt he? kek
>Kongou is best bote
Also how would that even work?
>Damnit you're ruining the joke
Didn't even realize it was one
Why, yes there would have been one where he'd slightly fit in.
Hitler or Sparta times, you decide
Oh, I also could afford an apple tree in spring. It's growing now. So in Fall I'll have some nice apples.
The only thing I've avoided until now is fishing. Because I don't like fishing.
Kongou is best~ got some more Kongous too, desu!
i just want you to know that i married penny and immediately after i changed my farm into a vineyard and produced nothing but wine
That's a great feeling. I'm glad to hear you're doing well! Has school started back for you yet?
My colored compatriot
I have posted a full rant on why feet is such a bad fetish before, it's that garbage
I'm not wrong
HFMD isn't actually spread by exposure to feet either, this is why I need the tilde ~-
oh sorry hi akame
I will soon I have something to help it pass with me
im better now I love you aswell
just stop attacking me
im fine busy beez in my head are calmish
it still is the way I was raised
Yea it has. It could be better, but I'm trying to push through.
Ill take a few bites im trying to eat healthy
Its an anime themed hack and slash with female protagonist I have tried it tho it might still be on sale for ~2.50
So many people don't realize how shit of a fetish that feet actually is
Good. Can't have you going on a retard strength fit, desu!
Fishing is a huge pain in the ass
Oh, by the way did you know about the cart that sells cool stuff in the woods?
>It comes around on Friday and Sunday and the chick always sells some neat stuff.
>My main produce is monster loot and ingots at this point.
post it again then?
so i can tell you why you are wrong
i like feet but sneks are better
looks like some sort of ninja gaiden kinda thing.
Oh my god snek just shut the fuck up, desu.
You know, have you ever told your therapist about when you stalked that girl?
I don't think he will. To me it looks like he's the masochist kind that's more likely to an hero than to go on a rampage
>He kinda sets himself up for it doesnt he
Yeah, eople hardly have to do anything to set him off.
Well I didn't know haruna and Kongou just hits that perfect sweet spot between mature and playful for me
Hitler maybe, Sparta no fucking way.
Damn right desu~
Yes, that's the good stuff alright
Were you horribly abused or some shit?
You didn't use a tilde in the first reply though unless my phone its a bug.
>I got exposed to it from my younger brother don't know how he got it exactly. Somehow I got it worse than him and my face looks like it was on the wrong end of a shotgun.
Well that's good.
>Haruna is still best Kongou
Wow, i wish it was that easy for me. but that's nice to hear.
Just don't let it kill you.
I have the same coming an hour after I get off work. It's gonna be a long night.
Better because loli, still bad though
It really is though
On mobile, but I'm really not
The biggest component is that it's a waste of good thread space when there is literally nothing inherently sexual about feet and no task that can be performed with them that can't be done better by hands
Hey, keep your head up and I'm sure you'll be alright. It's just a slog through for a couple years, really.
I didn't but I probably should have.
> my face looks like it was on the wrong end of a shotgun.
Esdeath is the one who needed to suckstart a 12 gauge, not you.
wtf isn't this a spiderman thread?
Oh god why that thumbnail!? It's just my anxiety disorder, I try to stay positive though.
>that thumbnail switch
Yeah, it's gonna be kind of a rough semester.
Just adding a wifu