Hello /b. In serious need of advice. Around where I live there are a bunch of thugs that drag race their shit cars and try to show off once a week. They meet in the evenings at around 7-8pm. What I want to do is somehow create something to drop onto the road before hand that will either fuck up their tyres or cars. Anyone have some ideas/examples of what I could make. Thanks
Stop being a faggot cause you can't have fun.
>stand on the side of the road where they race
>wait for them to start racing
>jump out in front of their cars
>make it look like an accident tho
>do us all a favor and kill yourself while mentally fucking up the drag racers and getting them in a ton of legal issues
do as your pic shows and put a bunch of damn nails down in random places and wait it out.
just put some nails on the road or something
How wide is the road? We used to get speeders on our side street/alley with fishing line tied to various objects and set strategically to catch at antenna or windshield and the smack the sides of car as they flew buy
if you're moderately sneaky and can find a bush or something to hide in.... throw a handfull of bb's just before the cars go by. will fuck headlights instantly, do srs damage to radiator, and crack the shit out of their windshield. then GTFO.
Go and sell them cold Beer or a Blow Job or shut the fuck up?>>700690365
the kind that go in a bb gun, shouldnt matter much. they're in for several small x mph impacts, where x depends how fast they're going. this works well for removing assholes that are up to no good behind you while you drive as well. at night when someone loses their headlights, they stop.
Do what this guy did. Get a hose nails and a glue gun. And make a spike strip out of it.
If you must, then look for a low point in the pavement and douse the place in diesel. Ideally they are hitting a puddle, at leaat an inch deep. That will really fuck up their traction.
>bringing personal feelings on /b/ instead of helping to get the most lulz
I must include a import, Sell them Saki or Sushi or shut the Fuck up. Cheers
Easy, pick up some of these. You toss them, they always land with a point up.
Toss in road right when they start shenanigans, sit back and lol.
Perfect, think what I will do is create a nice mix of nails & bb's. When I see them at their meeting point I will drive through where they race and litter the road with the stuff. Should be in for some good times
Call the non emergency police number and report it. The police will set up a speed trap, the idiots get a huge fine and stop racing and your retarded batman wannabe ass doesn't go to jail.
I wish you a peaceful ending either way.
get nails and bend them in such way: http://pl.pl.allconstructions.com/f/image/filename/0/1/10945/8.jpg when tossed on road they will ALWAYS have one and pointing str8 up rdy to pierce the tire.
Find a pice of 1/4" sheet metal and a grinder with a cutting wheel cut equilateral 3" triangles cut a 1/4" line halfway down on one side of each triangle, slide two triangles together. Instant caltrops. For max effectiveness grind single bevel edges. Don't forget to wipe your prints off.
the most lulz in this case would be finding a way to get op screwed over trying to do this. hes mad as fuck people are using their freedoms to do what they want, much like we like 4chan here, itself, freely, to do as we want.
/b/ IS the faggots driving their shitty cars loudly and obnoxiously up and down the road every day, not giving a fuck. but we dont meet up once a week at a set time, we do 24/7 365 days a year
op DEFINITELY make caltrops, and obstruct traffic and possibly net yourself a manslaughter charge. "b/tard/ gets 15 for manslaughter" WOULD be funny. dont forget to say ebaums world made you do it
and how do you put OP on blast? Not by attacking him and telling him he's faggot. You have to gain OP's trust by pretending to go along with him until he's careless and forgets to delete exif/metadata or some other newfaggotry.
Until OP fucks up in that way, the lulziest path is helping him.
i dont need to gain his trust, hes dumb enough to post here. weve got several good methods and already told him a few ways to acquire it without being seen.
i have faith he will feel confident enough to do it, but be dumb enough to fuck it up anyways. hes asking us for advice, after all
besides, we know hes not going to do it. asking an anonymous image board for help is like the LEAST amount of commitment one can put into it. its a step above "wistful thinking".
wew lad, good to see you only read about half of it. it was
>ops being mad at people using their freedom to be dickheads
>so im using my freedom to be a dickhead, to tell op to use their freedom to be a dickhead, to fuck with people using their freedom to be dickheads
>for my own personal gain ( lulz ) , like a dickhead
if you wanna think about it, you just complained about ME using MY freedom, to tell someone else using their freedom agaisnt someone elses is bad. fuckin hypocrite
You're going to commit attempted murder over some street racers? Just call the cops if they are that much a danger.
Even American cops won't throw a spike strip if the car is going over 30 or 40 mph.
Hypothetically sneak into the back of a police car and retrieve some sort of spike strip and lay that bad Jackson out on the ground they'll run that puppy over spin out and easy win.
I bought a paintball gun once and shot pellets at a couple of racers when they went past my house.
I hid in the bushes so they wouldn't find me.
I had to do it 3 times and didn't caught once.
Oh, yeah. The insurance company in no way is going to investigate your insurance claim and they totally aren't going to conclude that you were drag racing and they will totally pay for all damages and injuries, no questions asked. Are you even an adult who knows how auto insurance works? Do you know how Obamacare "works"?
Also, if we're talking these high speeds of only 50mph, a blowout at that speed isn't very dangerous either. I blew out a tie on my top heavy GMC Safari going 75 on the interstate and bad no problems keeping control.
What fucking child mind do you fucking live in everyday, you utter, utter moron.
not really, turncoat here, dual citizenship. i just choose what side is winning at the current moment. at this current moment, its not op.
i dont give a shit about countries, just concepts. freedom is one.
OP here. I did not want to mention it but seeming as there are a lot of butt hurt people here I will. Last week when my wife was coming home from work one of them nearly took her out. Reported it to the police but nothing gets done in this place. I merely want to stop them from racing (flat tyres)
yeah, i did. and it said
>Around where I live there are a bunch of thugs that drag race their shit cars and try to show off once a week.
it didnt said public road. it didnt say neighborhood. and it also said once a week at a set time, which means the cops would of figured this out a long time ago
and are okay with it. otherwise some jack ass cop hungry for a few tickets would of camped there fucking months ago. notice how op hasnt tried the obvious solution of "complain to the pd".
think a little bit, motherfucker.
no, that was hillary, and it was 55. she hasnt driven a car since 1996 either
no, the public education system outside of america tends to be better
This, last time I checked, street racing was illegal, and I don't think that shit's covered in the Bill of Rights. Have some porn.
Pic related full of 16 penny nails. Someone will run over it.
We used to make caltrops for the football on Saturdays because the police would ride their horses into us to disperse us.
You can make 50 of those in a couple of hours, just need the materials.
Just don't drive yourself on that road in the future, they hang around for a while.
Only because britbong. They probably have national registries for shingles and nails. Especially nails given that they're bladed deadly weapons that you probably need an ID to buy
This time of year it gets dark around 8. Hose down the road. If they're going fast enough they'll hydroplane, and if you're lucky, they'll end up wrapping their car around a telephone pole. You can say you were just watering your plants, and the water ran into the street.
>voting for either of them
kek. its like deciding to stick your hand into cat or dog shit. even if you justify to yourself you like cats or dogs better, your still putting your hand into shit
All those cctv cameras in britbongistan would probably catch him planning>seeking materials>acquiring materials>committing the act. Spliced together it would ba a convicting movie with OP as the star.
well that would be true if it was a street. or a public street. in which case op could simply call the cops, since he knows its weekly and at a specific time
huh wonder why he hasnt
Except with the dog shit we can just pull out hand out in 4 years and wash it off and try again. With the cat shit it's a giant pile with a bear trap so we can't get out and it's attached to a button that controls an automated paper shredder with the constitution in it
They taught me to build antitank mines from scraps in the military but I think that's a bit overkill.
I think police is your best bet. It sounds boring but no amount of nails on the road will piss them off as badly as getting caught by the police.
>a woman who lets his husband cheat on her and lied under oath is the best option
>there isnt even any third option, because herp a derp
>implying ill give a shit since i dont live in america
>mfw i laugh as america tears itself apart even more
"Someone will die"
Maybe I've done this.
Maybe nobody died.
Maybe I've done it more than once.
Maybe I solved a problem safely.
Maybe the thought of something hard, some rubber, and unwanted penetration, triggers something from your past.
It's ok buddy.
maybe im a rocket scientist. wew, guess you better believe me like i better believe you. i mean, i did say maybe!
You fuckers watch too many Hollywood movies. Nobody's car is going to flip into a barrel roll from the tire picking up a piece of debris at almost any speed. People have blowouts on the interstate everyday and they never end in a Michael Bay-esqe explosion that kills fifty people. There were just over 800 deaths connected to street racing from 2001-2006 and it was never determined that a fucking flat tire was the cause.
I love progress. I typically vote dem. But this times different. This time we were railroaded and had shitty choices from the get go. Nobody wants sanders. And Hillary cheated her way in. I wanted jim Webb. I voted for Kerry and Obama twice. The only reason I'm voting trump is because I truly believe that Hillary will shred the constitution and try and engage us into the globalization market thru Eurocentric ideals. We can't play Merkel's game and still have the rights and constitution we currently have and enjoy. This kills the America.
>that air from the air conditioning
>it comes from a magical realm
>cars are completely sealed, youll suffocate if you stay inside one long enough
When else? The grass has just cooled off, the water won't all evaporate away so it will actually soak into the ground, it's not all bright and hot outside, and you're finally home from work. Plenty of bullshit reasons to water the lawn at 8pm.
Put a watermelon in a stroller and stand on the side of the road and push it into the street as they go by so they it and get mind fucked. Or just get a whole bunch of nails and a hose and push a hole bunch of nails through the hose and sling the hose with the nails across the street in the lanes they race (Try and use dark colored nails and a darker hose if you do this). Or if you really want to be an asshole chain a link across the street (From like lamp post to lamp post or something) and attach fucking random ass shit to it like doll heads and fucking glass jars and shit (Paint everything black tho)
>buy a $2000 3rd gen Camaro
>Build it into an LS swapped supercharded monster
>beat them in a race and take their cars
I don't leave in the US but seems to me that you'd just have to go to some big hardware store, pay cash, wait a few days/2 weeks max, no one will ever find out. Police is not going to go through the tapes of every hardware stores of the region for weeks worth of cement. Tapes arent even kept that long anyway
Fast car, sudden stop. Don't be this girl, she was hot now she's not
>build catapult on road where they drive
>it will throw their car and they can no longer race
They're goin 110km...there's not going to be enough time for the ventilation to suck up an adequate amount of gas to do any damage. I like the light bulb in the bottle idea though.
GTFO with the politics>>700697927
Nope. Not islamaphobic(even tho that's a made up liberal feefee term). Just don't want to fail hard like the EU is doing right now and don't want to give up my constitutional rights so we can fail hard.
How bad of a shot are you? I never said to shoot the drivers you dumb cunt. Shooting the sides of the car will do quite a bit of damage with no worries of hitting the drivers. Think before you type please. The world will thank you
Just find a couple stray cats, throw one in the middle of the road just as a racer is About to go by, make sure you're near a tree and it can be played off as the cat jumped out of the tree. Eventually someone will swerve to miss one and crash, thus ending your racer problems when everyone involved gets arrested or dies
I don't read blogs. But I did see the emails from wiki leaks. And I did see the video where Clinton said there was no classified material and then the other video where the head of the FBI said there were at least(they didn't get the 30000) 120 classified documents. To anyone with a brain she at least perjured herself in front of congress.
>Clinton is a worthless cunt
>Trump is an arrogant cunt
>They both suck donkey dick
>They are both shitty people
>Trump would still make one hell of a lot better president than that dumb bitch
The only betas are the ones who would be stuck with massive fines and umpounded vehicles.
The OP then goes on with his life without a care in the world while faggot racers sift through paperwork and pay out the ass for insurance the rest of their lives.