Hello /b. In serious need of advice. Around where I live there are a bunch of thugs that drag race their shit cars and try to show off once a week. They meet in the evenings at around 7-8pm. What I want to do is somehow create something to drop onto the road before hand that will either fuck up their tyres or cars. Anyone have some ideas/examples of what I could make. Thanks
Get a life, killjoy.
>>700690365
Irradiate the road so they die of radiation poisoning.
>>700690365
banana peel
Request speed bumps.
>>700690365
Stop being a faggot cause you can't have fun.
>>700690365
Sad life you got there
>stand on the side of the road where they race
>wait for them to start racing
>jump out in front of their cars
>make it look like an accident tho
>do us all a favor and kill yourself while mentally fucking up the drag racers and getting them in a ton of legal issues
Sounds like you hate fun, OP. Maybe you should try throwing your dildo collection at them, or just pull out the one you already have up your ass.
do as your pic shows and put a bunch of damn nails down in random places and wait it out.
Tortoise shells
>>700690739
>no hooves
just put some nails on the road or something
How wide is the road? We used to get speeders on our side street/alley with fishing line tied to various objects and set strategically to catch at antenna or windshield and the smack the sides of car as they flew buy
pour some oil on road
>>700690365
Don`t be envious OP start doing bets.
>>700690958
>>700690958
Just putting down nails will work? Looking for an effective way, can you think of anything I can make that is small containing nails, glue gun + nails possibly?
>>700690365
landmines
if you're moderately sneaky and can find a bush or something to hide in.... throw a handfull of bb's just before the cars go by. will fuck headlights instantly, do srs damage to radiator, and crack the shit out of their windshield. then GTFO.
>>700691089
Life is not a cartoon
>>700691155
Caltrops nigguh
>>700691072
Smart! 4 lanes wide sadly. Also that would only get one of the fuckers. Want to put a few of them out of action
>>700690365
or you could be a beta and just call the cops on them
>>700691155
I know how it is an old cop trick but I sell this kind of advices it really works even to stop trucks.
go for a very slow drive during that time
>>700691190
Steel bb's right?
>>700690365
nails in pop cans.
>>700690365
hire suicide bomber and let him explode in the middle of their meeting
>>700690508
Made me lol
This mad max?
Go and sell them cold Beer or a Blow Job or shut the fuck up?>>700690365
>>700691268
>call cops
>drug deal happening
>profit
Roofing nail have a nice plastic ring on them where as a high probability of nails sticking up correctly
>>700691072
This sounds really fun
>>700691268
Kill them Johnny,
Kill them all
>>700691397
the kind that go in a bb gun, shouldnt matter much. they're in for several small x mph impacts, where x depends how fast they're going. this works well for removing assholes that are up to no good behind you while you drive as well. at night when someone loses their headlights, they stop.
>>700691214
Just slingshot a few of these in the road as they are about to start. Over a fence or something no one will ever know.
>>700691155
>glue gun
are you fucking serious?
>>700690365
Do what this guy did. Get a hose nails and a glue gun. And make a spike strip out of it.
>>700690365
If you must, then look for a low point in the pavement and douse the place in diesel. Ideally they are hitting a puddle, at leaat an inch deep. That will really fuck up their traction.
>>700691196
He meant banana
>>700690535
>>700690409
>>700691455
>bringing personal feelings on /b/ instead of helping to get the most lulz
>>700690365
OP. Just lay down in the road.
>>700690365
maybe call the police?
>>700691455
I must include a import, Sell them Saki or Sushi or shut the Fuck up. Cheers
Easy, pick up some of these. You toss them, they always land with a point up.
Toss in road right when they start shenanigans, sit back and lol.
>>700691639
This
>>700691608
>n
Perfect, think what I will do is create a nice mix of nails & bb's. When I see them at their meeting point I will drive through where they race and litter the road with the stuff. Should be in for some good times
Call the non emergency police number and report it. The police will set up a speed trap, the idiots get a huge fine and stop racing and your retarded batman wannabe ass doesn't go to jail.
Everyone wins
Make a few hundred caltrops out of nails.
Shouldn't be that difficult just Google it, I'm sure it could be done by bending two or three of them together
>>700691729
I wish you a peaceful ending either way.
>>700691861
How much are these?
>>700691608
>has no idea what he's talking about
BBs won't do shit to headlight lenses. Stones flung up by cars on the road barely do any damage and they're sharper...
>>700691933
the bbs need to be midair as they go by. mixing defeats the purpose. either set up nails beforehand, or throw caltrops and/or bbs.
>>700692041
Did you even bother looking on this mass bank of information know to some as the internet
>>700690520
Underrated post
>>700690365
get nails and bend them in such way: http://pl.pl.allconstructions.com/f/image/filename/0/1/10945/8.jpg when tossed on road they will ALWAYS have one and pointing str8 up rdy to pierce the tire.
>>700692203
one end*
>>700692158
Why would I do that
>>700692203
>str8 up rdy
11 year old confirmed.
Find a pice of 1/4" sheet metal and a grinder with a cutting wheel cut equilateral 3" triangles cut a 1/4" line halfway down on one side of each triangle, slide two triangles together. Instant caltrops. For max effectiveness grind single bevel edges. Don't forget to wipe your prints off.
>>700691975
What the fuck is that monster?
>>700692325
still older than u faggot
you're looking at assault with a deadly weapon/manslaughter/etc. if it causes them to lose control and you get caught.
>>700692325
Neighborhood watch
Holy shit, this is the most autistic thread I've seen in a while.
>>700690365
you're a fag dude, a high speed blowout could kill a bunch of people. get a life
>>700692421
True conspiryng to cause property damage, manslaughter, deadly weapon, he would probably get about 15 ' 20
depends on how many get killed or how bad are the injuries.
>>700692041
if you don't have a welder you could probably get a triangular piece of wood and put the nails out facing towards the cars
>>700691729
the most lulz in this case would be finding a way to get op screwed over trying to do this. hes mad as fuck people are using their freedoms to do what they want, much like we like 4chan here, itself, freely, to do as we want.
/b/ IS the faggots driving their shitty cars loudly and obnoxiously up and down the road every day, not giving a fuck. but we dont meet up once a week at a set time, we do 24/7 365 days a year
op DEFINITELY make caltrops, and obstruct traffic and possibly net yourself a manslaughter charge. "b/tard/ gets 15 for manslaughter" WOULD be funny. dont forget to say ebaums world made you do it
put sand on the road.
two perks
1) you might get all the sand out from your vagina
2) cars hate sand
>>700692421
That's why you only pay with cash and pick some no name place without cameras
>>700690365
>Fill a light bulb with ammonia
>Place in glass jar
>Fill jar with bleach
>Throw into road in front of cars
>>700692381
grouper
>>700690365
Try taking a foam cup and push nails from the outside into the inside. Put the lid with a straw on it and as you drive off just throw it out like your littering.
>>700692662
and how do you put OP on blast? Not by attacking him and telling him he's faggot. You have to gain OP's trust by pretending to go along with him until he's careless and forgets to delete exif/metadata or some other newfaggotry.
Until OP fucks up in that way, the lulziest path is helping him.
>>700692662
Don't tell me what I am
Fuck these strangers
Fuck op too
Best case scenario they all get fucked
>>700690365
Pour motor oil at a corner or a bumpy part of the road.
>>700692598
And a high speed driver speeding through a neighborhood could kill many individuals. What the fuck is your point?
>>700692814
underated post?
>>700692041
I actually just bought some of these off amazon. It was 20$ for 4 of them. Of course if you have access to a welder you can make them yourself for a few cents.
>>700692662
> don't use your freedom against my freedom
> OP using freedom is bad
>>700692923
i dont need to gain his trust, hes dumb enough to post here. weve got several good methods and already told him a few ways to acquire it without being seen.
i have faith he will feel confident enough to do it, but be dumb enough to fuck it up anyways. hes asking us for advice, after all
besides, we know hes not going to do it. asking an anonymous image board for help is like the LEAST amount of commitment one can put into it. its a step above "wistful thinking".
>>700690365
Improvised Caltrops
https://youtu.be/03hvE1ssEiI
Paint in a Matt black hope night falls
>>700692987
>literally what i said, but in shorter prose
ill give you kudos for being reposting what i said more concisely
>>700693097
> car insurance
> life insurance
> obamacare
> 50mph is hardly deadly when driving straight
>>700690520
/thread
>>700690365
Caltrops. Easy to make.
>>700693216
I'll admit I'm not really sure what I was angry about
>>700693160
>i dont need to gain his trust, hes dumb enough to post here.
you start back school soon, don't you?
Put mattress in the road. It'll take a crane to remove it.
>>700692662
OP stop supporting ISIS.
>>700693141
Why does everyone think that people have the freedom to speed through residential neighborhoods?
>>700693281
Til a tire blows out and a car flips or runs off the road and wraps around a pole or a tree.
Just call the cops and tell them where to be and when
>>700690640
Ahahaha Op rekt
>>700693487
I actually agree with OP. Speeders are faggots
>>700693141
wew lad, good to see you only read about half of it. it was
>ops being mad at people using their freedom to be dickheads
>so im using my freedom to be a dickhead, to tell op to use their freedom to be a dickhead, to fuck with people using their freedom to be dickheads
>for my own personal gain ( lulz ) , like a dickhead
if you wanna think about it, you just complained about ME using MY freedom, to tell someone else using their freedom agaisnt someone elses is bad. fuckin hypocrite
>>700693488
All these guys racing have roll cages. Mad yet?
>>700690365
Caltrops, Woodhouse. I dunno, try areadenialweapons.com
>>700690365
You're going to commit attempted murder over some street racers? Just call the cops if they are that much a danger.
Even American cops won't throw a spike strip if the car is going over 30 or 40 mph.
Hypothetically sneak into the back of a police car and retrieve some sort of spike strip and lay that bad Jackson out on the ground they'll run that puppy over spin out and easy win.
>>700693362
>literally says people who posts here are stupid
>literally agrees with me, assuming that a poster here, is a child
honestly, i wasnt expecting you to agree with me so quickly
>>700693659
> inception
Your argument:
> freedums
>>700692381
Goliath Grouper, mate. Mother fuckers could eat a bowl of you. Whole. With no milk.
>>700693897
yep. dont like it you can *post was censored for violating your personal feelings*
I bought a paintball gun once and shot pellets at a couple of racers when they went past my house.
I hid in the bushes so they wouldn't find me.
I had to do it 3 times and didn't caught once.
They stopped.
Join them and race for pink slips
>>700690409
Would you have the same response when one of these jacked up fuck heads wipes out a loved one?
>>700693995
Hurm? Shouldn't your misplaced patriotism be at OP?
jacks.
kiddie caltrops
>>700693281
Oh, yeah. The insurance company in no way is going to investigate your insurance claim and they totally aren't going to conclude that you were drag racing and they will totally pay for all damages and injuries, no questions asked. Are you even an adult who knows how auto insurance works? Do you know how Obamacare "works"?
Also, if we're talking these high speeds of only 50mph, a blowout at that speed isn't very dangerous either. I blew out a tie on my top heavy GMC Safari going 75 on the interstate and bad no problems keeping control.
What fucking child mind do you fucking live in everyday, you utter, utter moron.
>>700693764
Are you acutely autistic? Have you not seen any high speed chases where cops set up spike strips when the cars are going easily 70mph? Fuckin think before shit posting
>>700692598
Only if they're shit at driving
>had a blowout this weekend at 85 on the highway
>>700693722
A roll cage doesn't save the driver from a more or less immediate stop. Also, when the car goes out of control, it can hit cars, people, and houses.
>>700694030
This
Good fun, nobody gets hurt and effective
Totally relevant
>>700692662
You don't have the freedom to speed through neighborhoods. Did you even read?
>>700690365
Good. Fuck this redneck shit.
Maybe they'll stop doing this crap if there's an event that brings this to a head.
>>700693764
> Attempted murder
Spreading it on a little thick, aren't we, anon?
>>700694241
It was troll lol
>>700694143
not really, turncoat here, dual citizenship. i just choose what side is winning at the current moment. at this current moment, its not op.
i dont give a shit about countries, just concepts. freedom is one.
andsoisshitposting
>>700694430
Trump will work to change the speed limit in most cities to 40, yes even in neighborhoods.
>>700690365
>get fast car
>learn2drive
>say if you beat them, they leave, offer them money if they win
Done.
>>700694339
>>700693488
>tire blows
>flips car
You must be terrible at driving
OP here. I did not want to mention it but seeming as there are a lot of butt hurt people here I will. Last week when my wife was coming home from work one of them nearly took her out. Reported it to the police but nothing gets done in this place. I merely want to stop them from racing (flat tyres)
>>700694261
Actually I haven't seen any examples of a car going more than maybe 40mph when the cops use a spike strip. At least not near any city or town.
Mandela effect?
>>700694430
yeah, i did. and it said
>Around where I live there are a bunch of thugs that drag race their shit cars and try to show off once a week.
it didnt said public road. it didnt say neighborhood. and it also said once a week at a set time, which means the cops would of figured this out a long time ago
and are okay with it. otherwise some jack ass cop hungry for a few tickets would of camped there fucking months ago. notice how op hasnt tried the obvious solution of "complain to the pd".
think a little bit, motherfucker.
Pellet gun from a hidden spot. Shoot window, run. Do many times till they realize to not come back.
>>700694502
involves premeditation, yes. committing and act he knows could cause death. a good lawyer would get him down to manslaughter tho, it wouldnt be hard to argue hes THAT stupid
>>700694620
I can't drive 55, though.
>>700694818
>flat tyres
call Rumpole of the Bailey yew britbong
>>700694856
Ever thought op could be outside of america/the police are corrupt and take bribes?
>>700694558
said every retard on /b/ who was made to look a fool.
Don't bother saving face, kid.
>>700694863
After the first couple of shots OP would have the holy living fuck beat out of him and charged with possible terrorism, even.
>>700694856
Why are you so mad and stupid?
>>700690365
>OP decides to go throw nails in road
>cops show up
>"son, why are you damaging peoples property?"
>"cause I hate cars cause I can't fit in them!"
>OP then gets arrested
>>700694620
no, that was hillary, and it was 55. she hasnt driven a car since 1996 either
http://www.redstate.com/diary/freedomrepublican/2016/05/23/hillary-clinton-still-want-55-mph-national-speed-limit/
>>700690520
Bread
>>700695060
Lol your butt is thumping hard right now
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caltrop
Get really thick gague chicken wire and wrap it into a caltrop. nails are harder to use but work better.
>>700695034
no, the public education system outside of america tends to be better
>>700690365
Black roofing shingles with roofing nails in them. Puts holes and pulls the nails back out. Blends in with the road.
>>700695144
>she hasnt driven a car since 1996 either
good
this is actually a positive thing in an age of climate change and "right to drive" personal vehicles.
Thanks anon
>>700695280
Exactly. US is ranked 35 iirc
>>700693487
This, last time I checked, street racing was illegal, and I don't think that shit's covered in the Bill of Rights. Have some porn.
Pic related full of 16 penny nails. Someone will run over it.
>>700695280
Why? We already know not to vote for a knobgobber like Trump.
You don't.
>>700695334
And OP's materials would be traced in no time back to him.
Good plan faggot.
get lots of barbed wire, spray it black and then line up multiple pieces across the road.
>>700694930
Murderer or manslaughter charges would never stick. You have a Charlie Kelley level understanding of due process. Underage Faggot
>>700690365
We used to make caltrops for the football on Saturdays because the police would ride their horses into us to disperse us.
You can make 50 of those in a couple of hours, just need the materials.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9DhM6G-hzU
Just don't drive yourself on that road in the future, they hang around for a while.
>>700695401
> Typical American here
You sure it isn't in the Almighty bill of rights?
>>700695194
...said every underage faggot with a basic internet connection who couldn't think of anything clever to type
>>700695489
Only because britbong. They probably have national registries for shingles and nails. Especially nails given that they're bladed deadly weapons that you probably need an ID to buy
>>700695746
Oh yea, you got me
>>700695489
Yes, because some old ass shingles and nails out of someone's shed can be traced.
Shut yer trap, cuck!
>>700695504
What would the charges be in your opinion?
>>700695504
He's British. They don't get due process
>>700690365
This time of year it gets dark around 8. Hose down the road. If they're going fast enough they'll hydroplane, and if you're lucky, they'll end up wrapping their car around a telephone pole. You can say you were just watering your plants, and the water ran into the street.
>>700693577
get the fuck outta here. summerfag.
Go stand/sit in the middle of the road.
Refuse to move.
Say you're going a sit-in for BLM.
>>700695871
They just run away like they did to EU
>>700695854
OP would only get charged for deflating their tires if any thing. And that would get thrown out, because the people are street racing.
>>700695821
Even better. All it would take is canvassing the neighborhood instead of bothering retail merchants.
Try it faggot. You'd get v&.
YOU EVER TRIED SUCKING THEIR DICKS AND THEN ASKING NICELY?
>>700695413
>voting for either of them
kek. its like deciding to stick your hand into cat or dog shit. even if you justify to yourself you like cats or dogs better, your still putting your hand into shit
>>700696028
All those cctv cameras in britbongistan would probably catch him planning>seeking materials>acquiring materials>committing the act. Spliced together it would ba a convicting movie with OP as the star.
>>700690365
Garden hose , box of 9 inch nails and a drill.
>>700695401
well that would be true if it was a street. or a public street. in which case op could simply call the cops, since he knows its weekly and at a specific time
huh wonder why he hasnt
>>700696079
Yup suck them dicks, might have to do alot in one night to get them to stop but for sure sucking them dicks will work.
>>700696028
Again, that wouldn't happen. All that work for some flat tires.
And if they do wreck, and die. They were street racing, shit happens.
Christ you're dense.
>>700696210
Except with the dog shit we can just pull out hand out in 4 years and wash it off and try again. With the cat shit it's a giant pile with a bear trap so we can't get out and it's attached to a button that controls an automated paper shredder with the constitution in it
>>700696210
Yes, Trump is.
Clinton is actually qualified to do the job and will try to pass progressive legislation. And you're going to be a huge faggot about this the entire 4-8 years.
>>700695854
Assault, maybe is a stretch. Most likely intentional property destruction.
>>700696219
soundtrack: Beastie Boys "Sabotage"
>>700690365
They taught me to build antitank mines from scraps in the military but I think that's a bit overkill.
I think police is your best bet. It sounds boring but no amount of nails on the road will piss them off as badly as getting caught by the police.
>>700696487
Actually someone will die because of this, so it's not just going to be "a few flat tires."
Get your fucking head out of your ass and stop advocating lawbreaking.
>>700696657
Britbongistan. The police there are useless
>>700691155
>>700690365
Get a bike
Set up behind curve in middle of Street
Let them Drive in
???
Profit
>>700696574
>a woman who lets his husband cheat on her and lied under oath is the best option
>there isnt even any third option, because herp a derp
>implying ill give a shit since i dont live in america
>mfw i laugh as america tears itself apart even more
>>700696574
Not him but
>hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa
>>700690365
I hope you die and burn you faggot
>>700690365
Jet fuel. Gets them every time.
>>700694620
40km/h is pretty decent speed for neighbourhoods.
I hope racers crash and die without making other casualties
>>700695893
Yes I was just watering my plants at 8 o clock
>>700691175
This
>>700696760
I see. I guess they're still worth a shot but the anti-tank mines are a good alternative. Not going to teach you, how to make them though. That's very illegal.
>>700696001
Are you an lawyer? No? So shut up
>>700697012
keep laughing faggot
You're going to be an asshole Republican the next 8 years whining about childish bullshit and holding back progress in our country
>>700696719
"Someone will die"
Maybe I've done this.
Maybe nobody died.
Maybe I've done it more than once.
Maybe I solved a problem safely.
Maybe the thought of something hard, some rubber, and unwanted penetration, triggers something from your past.
It's ok buddy.
>>700697418
Maybe you should shut up before I ask the mods to record your IP address so I can turn you into Scotland Yard as a potential terrorist.
>>700697223
OP here These fuck tard racers are going 110km + in a 50km/h zone. Police here are usless and the racers can outrun them anyway with the modded cars
>>700697351
I'd just do this>>700695407
You know no one can resist running over a soda cup. It's just so damn satisfying.
>>700692662
Hello newfag. How are you settling in?
>>700697418
maybe im a rocket scientist. wew, guess you better believe me like i better believe you. i mean, i did say maybe!
>>700696719
You fuckers watch too many Hollywood movies. Nobody's car is going to flip into a barrel roll from the tire picking up a piece of debris at almost any speed. People have blowouts on the interstate everyday and they never end in a Michael Bay-esqe explosion that kills fifty people. There were just over 800 deaths connected to street racing from 2001-2006 and it was never determined that a fucking flat tire was the cause.
I mean if you want to kill someone, roofing nails.
>>700697619
i miss hal turner and when lurk moar used to mean something. 05 was still the best year
im still waiting for you to come back banana man...
>>700695334
Good idea
>>700691196
Oil on a turn that street racers drift on would actually make them crash. idk why you think its just a cartoon thing.
>>700697740
I know, right
>>700691214
Make/buy hollow ones though
This should do the trick
>>700697416
I love progress. I typically vote dem. But this times different. This time we were railroaded and had shitty choices from the get go. Nobody wants sanders. And Hillary cheated her way in. I wanted jim Webb. I voted for Kerry and Obama twice. The only reason I'm voting trump is because I truly believe that Hillary will shred the constitution and try and engage us into the globalization market thru Eurocentric ideals. We can't play Merkel's game and still have the rights and constitution we currently have and enjoy. This kills the America.
>>700697538
Haha weeoooweeooo. I can see it.
>>700690365
cheap and easy "miguelitos" are a good option here in chile, just google
>>700697927
>And Hillary cheated her way in.
bullshit
she won fair and square
stop fucking lying
I will not reply to you again until you acknowledge this
you are a LIAR
>>700690365
showing off my mad skills just for you
>>700698074
forgot the picture
>>700697927
>We can't play Merkel's game
oh so you're an Islamophobe
sorry to hear
hope you get help about how you're scared of brown people
srsly
>>700692814
Hmmm...hows it going to get inside of the cars tho???
>>700698169
>that air from the air conditioning
>it comes from a magical realm
>cars are completely sealed, youll suffocate if you stay inside one long enough
>>700698067
Citation needed
>>700698119
Crazy skills ++
>>700690365
Show them how much of a faggot you are, or do what the guy up my road did and rip their doors off
>>700698067
Yep. She won by cheating, which is fair in politics.
>>700698303
I said shut up.
You are part of the problem here.
>>700693488
>Stop watching so much tv
>Age a couple of years so you can get your license
>Start driving
>Experience a blowout
>Realize that that's not really how blowouts work
>>700698371
Actually Clinton won by 3 million votes over Sanders. Sorry but some right-wing blog screaming about Clinton "cheating" isn't fact.
>>700698371
I said shut up. Now.
>>700698400
Ya, well...That's like...just your opinion, man...
>>700690365
build a pipe bomb
>>700697314
When else? The grass has just cooled off, the water won't all evaporate away so it will actually soak into the ground, it's not all bright and hot outside, and you're finally home from work. Plenty of bullshit reasons to water the lawn at 8pm.
>>700690365
Go buy some setting cement, build bumps on the road at night. Problem solved
>>700698285
The air wouldn't get into the car or affect the driver.
Stop being 12 faggot.
>>700698515
I said stop posting Trumpfag.
>>700694030
This
>Freeze the paintballs first
>Steel ball bearings for maximum damage
>>700690365
>Lrn2fun
>>700697416
>>700697927
>>700698067
>>700698303
>>700698400
>>700698515
If you guys keep talking about Clinton this is going to become a spiderman thread very quickly
>>700698624
And the next day the police would find out which store sold OP the cement and he'd get v&
great plan faggot
>>700698732
Shut up. You are also part of the problem.
Do not compare Trump to Clinton again. Ever.
>>700692814
1. Mustard gas is a little much.
2. Its time for your nap WW1 Germany.
>>700691214
why not go a little bigger
Call your police dpt and let them know when these guys do their racing.
>>700697314
Dusk or right after is the optimal time for watering the grass...dont believe me. Do some research.
>>700698704
enjoy doing about 25 years for manslaughter faggot
>>700690365
Put a watermelon in a stroller and stand on the side of the road and push it into the street as they go by so they it and get mind fucked. Or just get a whole bunch of nails and a hose and push a hole bunch of nails through the hose and sling the hose with the nails across the street in the lanes they race (Try and use dark colored nails and a darker hose if you do this). Or if you really want to be an asshole chain a link across the street (From like lamp post to lamp post or something) and attach fucking random ass shit to it like doll heads and fucking glass jars and shit (Paint everything black tho)
>>700690365
>>700697927
I wanted Bernie thank you very much.
>>700698823
>>700690365
>buy a $2000 3rd gen Camaro
>Build it into an LS swapped supercharded monster
>beat them in a race and take their cars
>Profit???
>>700698679
Make America stop posting
>>700699098
>S--t
faggot
>>700698761
I don't leave in the US but seems to me that you'd just have to go to some big hardware store, pay cash, wait a few days/2 weeks max, no one will ever find out. Police is not going to go through the tapes of every hardware stores of the region for weeks worth of cement. Tapes arent even kept that long anyway
>>700691214
mythbusters did this in some spy episode. they used hollow ones to deflate the tires fast
>>700690365
the cops have stuff like that
>build catapult on road where they drive
>it will throw their car and they can no longer race
>pic related
>>700698285
They're goin 110km...there's not going to be enough time for the ventilation to suck up an adequate amount of gas to do any damage. I like the light bulb in the bottle idea though.
>>700694853
You may be on to something, anon. I know I've seen footage of high speed cars hitting spike strips and flipping. Mandela effect indeed.
>>700698974
I like this.
>>700698067
Guy you replied to. This is common knowledge. Facts have been presented time and time again. Go fuck yourself.
>>700699275
Hes trying to stop drift cars not catch the fucking roadrunner
Shoot a turtle shell at them.
>>700698974
boy if some faggot tried to do that to me I would take the law into my own hands and I would fuck your shit up asshole.
>>700699436
kek
>>700698067
GTFO with the politics>>700697927
>>700697416
>>700697012
>>700696574
>>700696210
>>700698400
>>700698463
>>700698503
>>700698515
>>700698679
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGTFOGTFO
>>700699383
>Facts
>some right wing blog butthurt over Clinton
pick one Trumpfag
>>700698140
Nope. Not islamaphobic(even tho that's a made up liberal feefee term). Just don't want to fail hard like the EU is doing right now and don't want to give up my constitutional rights so we can fail hard.
>>700698967
How bad of a shot are you? I never said to shoot the drivers you dumb cunt. Shooting the sides of the car will do quite a bit of damage with no worries of hitting the drivers. Think before you type please. The world will thank you
>>700699534
Fuck you. Admit that comparisons between Clinton and Trump are butthurt bullshit. There are not "the same" Trump is not "the lesser evil."
ADMIT IT FROGFAG.
>>700699436
Kek
>>700690365
If it's always at the same location and time you can call in a tip to the police. Police love busting street racers.
>>700698823
You irl
>>700690365
Just find a couple stray cats, throw one in the middle of the road just as a racer is About to go by, make sure you're near a tree and it can be played off as the cat jumped out of the tree. Eventually someone will swerve to miss one and crash, thus ending your racer problems when everyone involved gets arrested or dies
>>700699589
>Not islamaphobic
yeah you are actually
"Merkel" is a codeword for condoning the racism and violence being directed at refugees.
Stop lying faggot. I know you fags, I have you.
Call the cops
Move
Shut your windows
Kill self
those are your options OP
Here ya go OP...stop sticks are what you want. Have fun.
http://www.fleetsafety.com/police-stop-stick-tire-deflation-kit/
>>700699827
Except I don't think anyone is "kidding me."
You are a stupid useful idiot who is part of the problem in this country.
Idea: make asphault "rocks" with nails. The asphault blends in with the road so they come along at high speed and just total when they hit it.
Tell your mum
Lets just admit that anyone who votes in america is a faglord
>>700699919
This. OP should be reporting this shit, not trying to act like an hero.
>>700699065
Bernie was the real Clinton plant
U could egg their cars as they drive by.
>>700699208
Hollow would be good. Tires can seal around a nail or take a lot longer time to deflate.
>>700699986
Citation needed
>>700695407
Whataburger. My nigga.
Plot twist this is the car
>>700699884
Leave the cats alone, faggot.
>rule 0
>>700699275
>>700700207
your own posts prove what a stupid fathead you are and how afraid of liberalism and multiculturalism you've proven to be in life
you are the best citation for this
thank you
>>700699208
I saw this episode. Hallow ones deflate the tires quicker.
YouTube Mythbusters: spy car. It should pop up
>>700699894
>using the term islamophobic
>on 4chan
gtfo
>>700697528
>ask the mods
Why the fuck would they listen to you? The mods only give a shit about cp and even then there's still a 5 minute delay between it getting posted and pruned
>>700700317
this isn't your mom's /b/ anymore
we kill cats now--we've actually been posting about it a fair amount in the past 5 years
>>700700154
and get beat up doing that? great plan
>>700699551
I don't read blogs. But I did see the emails from wiki leaks. And I did see the video where Clinton said there was no classified material and then the other video where the head of the FBI said there were at least(they didn't get the 30000) 120 classified documents. To anyone with a brain she at least perjured herself in front of congress.
>>700699718
Frogfag here
>Clinton is a worthless cunt
>Trump is an arrogant cunt
>They both suck donkey dick
>They are both shitty people
>Trump would still make one hell of a lot better president than that dumb bitch
>Now GTFO
>>700700317
They'll live if the racers swerve to miss them. If they swerve you save said catter and give it a good life for doing a good job.
>>700700526
Fuck you nigger
/b/ still likes cats
KYS
>>700700610
right you don't read blogs
you just repeat the same anti-Clinton conspiracies they do
how does that work faggot?
>>700691285
The only betas are the ones who would be stuck with massive fines and umpounded vehicles.
The OP then goes on with his life without a care in the world while faggot racers sift through paperwork and pay out the ass for insurance the rest of their lives.
